#beer bod thor

[mikesmatcha]

ThorSteve / Thundershield but it’s Beer Bod Endgame Thor x Pre Serum Steve 🤔

[teamred]

wip wednesday~

tagged by @avocado-writing + @guiltyasdave thanks you avo & jana <3

i know it's almost thursday (sorry) and i don't have many writer mutuals, but will tag @eupheme @d1stalker because i love y'all and am always excited for whatever you have TT

this one's from my upcoming wade fic (friends to fwb to lovers) called stop the world (i wanna get off with you). obviously a work in progress and will have changes, but enjoy the sneak peek:

“I’m sorry—you’ve never experienced an honest-to-God orgasm during sex before?!” 

You swat at Wade to shush him, both of you sitting on your carpeted floor by your coffee table. 

“Keep it down, Wade!” you hiss. 

Despite only being the two of you at your place, your apartment’s walls are paper-thin and the last thing you need is the whole building hearing about your sex life—especially Ms. Goodman next door. She’s already complained about “that loud-mouthed friend” of yours more times than you can count. 

“I didn’t say that,” you clarify, toying with your beer bottle in front of you. “I’ve… came before with my exes, but just not like, mind blowing ones.” 

“Oh, okay. So you haven’t had any honest-to-God, mind blowing orgasms from sex. That makes it sooo much better.” He takes a sip of his margarita, raising his brows as he eyes you above the glass rim.  

You sigh and shake your head, mumbling into your beer bottle, “Why do I even tell you these things…?” 

Wade smacks his lips, setting his coupe glass onto the coaster daintily. “It’s ‘cause you know I’m basically a sex god; I’m like Thor and Mjolnir is my dick.” 

You blink, confused in the comparison. 

“On behalf of incompetent men everywhere, I sincerely apologize for their lack of skills,” Wade continues, placing a hand onto his chest. “To extend that apology, I humbly offer you my bangin’ bod and premium sex services to show you what you’ve been missing out on.” 

You nearly choke on your beer, some of it even spilling onto your jeans. 

After wiping the now stained spot and catching your breath, you ask, “You’re joking, right?” 

Your friend leans in a little closer, grinning. “You think I’d joke about giving away such services, peanut? Do you know how much I usually charge hourly?”

[wizardpropagandist]

I am a lesbian true and true but I love it when more Masc-aligned people don’t have those goofy ass abs, like yeah bro go have your vaguely defined six pack and broad ass body, go lift 400lbs while being healthy and safe. Or when they got the GOW thor bods, absolute W, guys who are built like tanks and have the beer belly to match are the goats

[witchthewriter]

hello, love

1st and foremost i wanna thank you bc you give so much content and truly make me feel like im back on 2014 tumblr nostalgia.. so lots of love your way cs i adore you and your stuff and you brighten my day♡

i wanna ask for a lvl 2 ship (did 4 rbs and will do more heh..) cs those honestly are so much fun ♡ for Marvel, hotd and stranger things

describing myself.. as for looks i am 5.3, petite. hair is wavy, atm in a shaggy/wolf cut bob that's brown with my natular blond ends showing. eyes r dark blue sorta like denim. also have tons and tons of freckles/moles all over my bod

as for personality.. ppl say i am a smartass and way to sarcastic borderline mean at times. (esp that to my crushes..) yet that's cs I'm get nervous around ppl and become too teasingly mean for some reason. so all in all my friends say i look and even behave sorta like a b3tch and yet to close friends im a ride or die. and wjen it comes to any sexy business i try to be bratty and yet am suchhh a sub pft so all mean facade crumbles. im a straight gurlie that uses she/her pronouns

i like spitting random facts, enjoy walks and new places, study art. drink way too much coffee.. mb a lil too much wine/beer too heh. and am a passionate horror fan. also have no phobias.. literally don't give a damn about anything. did archery and knife fighting so i can whoop someones butt if needed~

once again sending loads of positive vibes your way love~ ♡

Want one? Here be the rules 🦋🌈

Hello!!! Oh my god, a fellow OG! Thank you for being so kind, and for participating!

𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒐𝒏: ✧ Outgoing ✧ Care-free ✧ Light-hearted ✧ Loyal

𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I ship you with Argyle! I think you suit someone who doesn't take offense easily, who walks on the more chaotic side of life, and likes lifes' pleasures.

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・You have endless pizzas, like a lifetime supply. He never makes you pay, and you always go to the store that he works at - so everyone knows you (yay free pizza!!!)

・Just a pair of giggling gurties; once you start you can't stop

・You never feel uncomfortable around Argyle; it's like he just understands everything.

・Getting into trouble, but somehow always getting out of it?

・ Chilling in his van, whether that's smoking, drinking or just laying on your backs and talking about life

𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I ship you with Thor - more specifically, I ship you with What If! Thor, where he grows up as an only son. In this he's more the Thor that Taika creates; fun-loving, carefree etc. This is especially seen in What If! Thor, he's storyline is that he goes out partying.

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・You and Thor would be two chaotic dumbasses who probably share a brain cell (not to be an insult, it's just a trope.)

・You make each other laugh all the time, and there is rarely a bad mood in sight.

・You have millions of inside jokes. That ONLY you and Thor understand. It makes your relationship feel special.

・He defends you against ANYONE, no one can speak ill of his lady

・Like two golden retrievers in love <3 always fawning over each other, making each other snort in laughter

𝐇����𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I don't know if you know much about Ser Harwin Strong, but this man is a cool guy. I mean look at the way he reacts to seeing a princess covered in blood? He's like, 'shiiiiii aight.'

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・He loves laying in between your legs in bed. Whether you're reading or talking, he'll climb onto you and push his back onto your stomach, so you can play with his hair

・He also loves to hear about gossip, but you're like "no Harwin, we don't like that person," and he goes, "oh right right sorry love."

・He rarely gets jealous but is very protective

・Isn't much for tradition and has an open-mind. This is very unusual in those times, and he astounds you. Most men want a wife to bed and have children and make them dinner. Harwin isn't like that, he wants to know about you. He'd marry you for love, not for reputation or what's expected.

・Pet names for you are, 'Love, Sweetheart, Darlin'

[taraljc]

You know what really bugs me about Infinity War and Endgame?

When they go to Norway to recruit Thor, no-one ever acknowledges that Thanos’ snap wasn’t what took his family and his home. 

Yes, it will bring back half of the surviving Asgardians. But it won’t bring back his parents, his brother, and every single Asgardian who perished at either the hands of Hela or Thanos. Everyone who truly knew him his entire life is dead (Loki, Frigga, Odin, Heimdall, the Warriors Three) or lost (Sif, Jane, Darcy, Erik) and as far as he is aware, nothing he does will ever bring them back.

That no matter what they regain, going forward, he can’t regain the losses that brought him to his knees and robbed him of his hope.

That bugs me. That bugs me so much. It should have been acknowledged, instead of making jokes about beer and video games and his dad bod. 

[ofhorrorxgurl]

Warning: If You Do Not Like Fat Thor or Fat Mikey, Leave this Blog Right Now!

I Know TMNT is a Childhood Memory and Endgame is A Badass Movie, I’m Sorry, I have to Ruin Your Childhood!:

💕Chubby Boys💕

By: Ella Hamato

Firstly, The Chubby Guys Stuff Came Out of me in 2016, 4 years ago, I’m Still into THICC Boys.

First, Let’s Talk about Gluttony Mikey, A.K.A Fat Mikey.

I Know Fat Mikey is Not a Thing anymore Because of something Chringe-Ass. Fat Mikey Came out Of the Episode 6, “Journey to the Center of Mikey's Mind”

This Episode Was Released On January 17th, 2016.

There was this one Scene Where Donnie said “ Angry dude, glutton, weirdo, these are all aspects of Mikey's personality!”

Which Means Mikey Has The Anger, Gluttony, Weird and Silly.

I Didn’t Know Gluttony Mikey was a Thing,

“ Who is Gluttony Mikey?” You Asked?

Gluttony Mikey Is Actually Fat Mikey, He’s the One who eats Pizza and says “Feed Me!!”

We All know His Qoute/ Rap Lyrics: “I'm the hungry dude in the mood for food If you think that's rude you got a bad attitude”. I Know That’s sound Crazy. that’s is Actually What Fat Mikey Sounds like.

Now, Bro Thor A.K.A Fat Thor

Now Who is Bro Thor? Bro Thor is Actually Fat Thor In the Movie Avengers Endgame.

Bro Thor Became A Meme In 2019 and 2020, because of 2 Reasons:

They Think Bro Thor is a Mood For Depressed People who are Alcoholics and get Fat.

They Think What They look in reality and COVID-19.

When It comes to Bro Thor, He is Fat, Drinks beer and Yes, A Fucking Asshole to fortnite. Damn, Talk about Ninja in YouTube...

That’s Why I’m Into Fat Guys!

Thank You For Understanding what I’ve been Through About Chubby Guys. I’ve been Depressed for a While because People Think That Gluttony Mikey and Bro Thor is a Fetish

It’s Not a Fetish, It’s Body Positivity! Get your Facts Straight!, I have Autism and I Do Not have a Kink for Fat Mikey and Fat Thor, I support For Mikey’s Gluttony Body and Bro Thor’s Dad Bod.

Otherwise, You’ll Regret That you’re actually insulting a Autistic Gown ass Woman who is Getting a Job Soon.

That’s All, Make Sure You Read The Warned on Top.

Have a Good Day/ Night!

[filiaromana]

ENDGAME was AWESOME but NOT PERFECT (Spoilers)

It was the shortest 3-hour movie I have seen next to Troy (2004) Let me break it down to the good/amazing stuff and the confusing/mediocre stuff. Confusing

1. The FIVE year time jump. We all know that time jumps are generally signs of weak and lazy writing, I know the producers and writers are trying to address every subplot but the fall from grace moments are as essential as the results we have seen our beloved characters in. Nat drowning herself with work, Steve trying to do emotional support for people and help them move on, Clint becoming an assassin (which could have a potential for more intricate scenes) and Tony finally building Pepper a house by the farm or lake, you get that point.  What we could have was Pepper building Tony back up, Steve dealing with his failures (which I thought they would do when they began the HQ scene with Tony saying I fucking told you). AND HULK-BANNER JOURNEY TO COOPERATE? (Like Naruto and Kurama finally becoming friends, we have had a whole anime series for that and here, we got nothing.) We could have had those hows, those things that made some of the OG Avengers to just wanna “move on”. 2. The VORMIR plothole. SO Nebula is basically their tour guide in space right? Aside from Rocket. So, why the fuck didn’t she say things about the SOUL STONE MANDATORY SACRIFICE? It’s not a detail you wanna hold back from the team? Logically this detail that killed Gamora, her beloved sister, shouldn’t have kept in the dark. “But it wouldn’t have the same, intensity and gravity if Nebula warned the OG team.” Yeah, so this is telling me, she just stomached everything, somehow arranged and assigned two best buds who mean the world to each other to get the soul stone. How convenient. How fucking convenient.

(for those who are saying Nebula didn’t understand the Soul stone sacrifice at the very first place)

3.  The RULES of TIME TRAVEL. I CAN’T ONLY BE THE ONE WHO IS FRUSTRATED by this. We have seen a lot of time travel movies, the ripple effect and the other rules of this shit. You don’t show yourself to people who directly know you, you don’t show yourself to your past self, and lastly, you don’t get to kill your fucking past self and still get to live. They even managed to bring it up themselves, referencing movies. But the only scapegoat they had was, they are gonna return the stones? Thor talking to Queen Frigga, so what do we think about this? Frigga is still going to die by the hands of the Dark Elves with the new experience and information she had by meeting Fluffy Thor from the future. Steve parring with himself? Tho he thinks of himself as Loki. Lastly, NEBULA SHOOTING HERSELF without affecting her future self? AND what would past Thor think of his lost hammer? The only unwrinkled detail here is Banner meeting with the Ancient One. That’s it. 4. STEVE LIVING HIS LIFE. Bitch, we could have closed our eyes with the previous item but this right here is MAJOR shit. HE returned the stones but stayed in his timeline? So, there is not Captain America during some key events for the Shield/dra and the past how many movies we have seen to lead up to this moment? Bitch what? WHAT? I DON’T BUY THIS SHIT. NOT AT ALL. The guy who saved the world just ruined its present timeline for himself. We can forgive you for telling your past self that Bucky is alive, but this part? This has to cause some CHANGES in the present future. I just really wish they have established some ground rules for time travel stuff. Mediocre 5. WHERE DID THAT PEGASUS COME FROM? 6. That rat. How convenient. What a great timing for that rat to sniff around the van, but it felt like the whole Quantum realm solution rested on a convenient rodent? Come on, we could have done better. We could have Tony studying past Stark-collaborations with the Pym particle. Something far more plausible. 7. No one conveniently died from that surprise airstrike? Somehow a lot of things about the plot was convenient.

8. What of Gamora now? Did you just purposely or accidentally erased Gamora’s character development that you would fix it in GotG vol3?

Good

1. Killing Thanos in the first ten fucking minutes. Whilst it gave us the impression of a time travel/parallel universe solution. It made sense, their plan made sense. Thanos was weakened, the gauntlet was damaged, and they have a powerful backup. Get the stones, reverse it boom. Then it was a detour so they just opted for another option with the same plan. Get the stones (from the past), reverse it. 2. Carol Danvers. Everything about Captain Marvel, from her haircut to the fact that she was even downplayed, making it about the OG team to fix it. And that part where she got teary eyed looking at her old friend Fury. We are yet to see her second movie. Her entrance tho, everybody cheered and whistled. Yas KWEEN. That’s our girl. She even carried a whole ship by herself. AND SHE IS GIVEN THE CHANCE TO HAVE A SHOWDOWN WITH THANOS. He only managed to overpower her by kinda cheating and literally using his other hand with the power stone. Given the premise from IW, with his fight with Tony. Carol could have just sealed the deal. 3. Wanda being a wonder. That callback. You’ve taken everything from me. Bitch could have crushed Thanos apart, I even got the sense of some Dark Phoenix schist. (No offense meant to XMEN fans) but then again, Thanos was that desperate, sacrificing his army to get away from Wanda’s grip. 4. New Asgard. A lot says that Thor’s development was erased in this movie, but personally, his depression only registered after a few years as it is different for everyone. He got a beer belly, and boy did he look like a typically mythological god with the dad bod. Valkyrie taking charge of everything is so noble of her. 5. Steve wielding the Mjolnir. Alright, this could have gone straight to the amazing list but then again. He was able to summon thunder? Odin said the power of Thor doesn't reside on the hammer but within himself in Thor Ragnarok. So why was Steve able to blast Thanos with some lightning? But nevertheless, it’s good. I’ll buy it. Maybe they went with “Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor."

6. Nat’s sacrifice. It was a very emotional moment, I honestly thought it was going to be Clint, to redeem his killing spree (which we didn't get to see much of) but it ended up with her. She deserved better tho, and Scarjo did an amazing performance.

Amazing (It’s many so I’ll put it in bullets)

Skinny Tony.

“I went for the head.”

Steve’s ass.

Thor’s Fortnite

Carol’s haircut.

Hail Hydra

Howard Potts.

Iron Woman

Ant Man and his tacos

Basically the whole climax

Stark Gauntlet

Hulk and the stairs

Morgan Stark

Spidey Instant Kill

Queen Valk

Captain Samerica

Peggy Rogers

The potato gun kid

“She’s got help.”

“I am inevitable.”

“I am Iron Man”

“It’s okay, you can rest now.”

peace out, I gotta get back to work

[thirstybtsthoughts]

I just realized I didn't make my last ask anonymous... Lord kill me now

Don’t worry! This was your ask...

“I had a weird dream a while back where I was sucking off joon but for some reason he had a huge belly (not pregnancy belly, more like dad bod beer gut) 😂😂😂”

Omg 😂😂😂 random but my mind wondered to Thor and his beer belly in Endgame 😂. Such a random dream haha so funny 😂... as long as the dick was good it’s all fine 😂

[writterings]

im having depression over thor : /

god don’t get me started over thor in endgame. spoilers below the cut.

things i thought were passable, or even good in endgame:

thor’s dad bod/beer belly

the fortnite scene

thor genuinely having anxiety and later almost having a panic attack (even though it was played off for jokes which pissed me off)

thor’s scene with his mom, mostly

thor fighting with both stormbreaker and mjolnir

thor still being worthy of mjolnir

new asgard!!! that actually made me really happy

thor being alcoholic – like this didn’t make me happy, but narratively i feel as though it could make sense and in the hands of better writers it would have worked better

thor handing off leadership to valkyrie and joining the guardians

valkyrie potentially being the new thor

things that were inexcusable in endgame:

thor’s entire personality revolving around jokes and how lazy and apathetic he’s become

thor being lazy and apathetic

thor not leading his people despite how ragnarok literally led up to it

literally how the entire movie undid everything ragnarok worked towards and established

heimdall and loki not coming back

thor only really feeling emotional over his mother and jane. like, i get him being emotional over them, but they are not the only people he lost. like, he can literally just go and visit jane whenever he wants. they broke up, but that doesn’t mean they still can’t be on talking terms???

i also assumed the reason jane broke up with him was because she got cancer, like in the comics. and the fact that the didn’t even address what was going on with jane period was like ??? what??? i seriously was expecting jane to play a larger role in his arc in the movie, or for them to at least confirm what happened to her

speaking of which, i’m mad that they didn’t make jane the new thor like in the comics. i think they implied that valkyrie is the new thor, but never actually confirmed it, and she also doesn’t have stormbreaker or mjolnir so like ??? who’s the new thor ???

the russos really just don’t get how to write post-ragnarok thor. ragnarok worked because it was serious when it needed to be, and funny when it could, and then had the characters act funny in serious situations. but! it also had them be badass in situations where they needed to be badass. also, the plot was actually good. endgame thor didn’t work because they…just don’t know how to do that. even in the scene with thor’s mom, it didn’t feel like thor was taking her seriously. and then she says some bullshit like “eat a salad!” like ok cool just comment on his weight when he’s already down

also thor turned into an alcoholic and valkyrie apparently did nothing despite being in the same situation??? and did her alcoholism just go away too or ????

mjolnir. they establish he doesn’t need a hammer in ragnarok. then they give him stormbreaker in endgame. and then they give him mjolnir back. and then they give mjolnir to steve. and thor just….doesn’t use it???? hello???

thor should have given stormbreaker to valkyrie so it would have been more concrete on that she’s the new thor

NEBULA SHOULD HAVE KILLED THANOS NOT THOR!!!

anyways these are my correct opinions

[wadey-wilson]

re: thor and the fat/drinking jokes, what bothers me is that they could've gotten the same impact without relying on fat jokes. thor in depression sweatpants and an oversized hoodie trying and failing to make the jokes he used to make, setting a mug or a glass down carefully, like the sound of it breaking would be too much-- that's something i would've liked to see. instead they went for the easiest target. they punched down and everyone in the theatre laughed, and it was really shitty.

alright, in that case you all should have thrown hands when into the spider-verse came out. remember that guy peter b parker? both marvel movies, both characters are adults with a lot of problems, lost a lot, hit the bottom. trust me when i say i am still mad that people laughed at peter and his problems that the movie mostly made fun of or twisted it in a way that would be funny. yes, it still hit in the end, and so did thor’s moment, but who cares, huh?

what was so funny? oh, nothing big. his belly/dad bod. him eating junk 24/7. him being depressed. his self-loathing.

examples of what was so funny in the cinema rooms because i watched the audience reactions and i saw the movie twice myself:

look at that, so funny. peter’s tremendous guilt and self hatred. yeah. funny as fuck. worth a laugh of the whole theater room.

oh, that’s just hilarious. deep depression. best joke of 2018. definitely worth a laugh.

belly jokes! he’s fat because he’s depressed and he’s been junk food-ing for ages! haha!

where were you all when peter’s depression (suicidal depression even) was being made fun of? where were you when peter’s dad bod was being made fun of?

that thor’s belly shot ain’t much different from this:

the only difference is that thor drinks alcohol because that’s a thing he does and peter parker never drinks beer, even in the comics. that’s just A Thing.

i will not sit here and let you shit on thor while you were laughing at peter b parker. nope.

to sum up: it’s hypocrisy to laugh at peter but throw hands because they make jokes of thor. both peter b and thor were made fun of but somehow it’s okay to laugh at peter b only. it’s not okay to laugh at either of them when it comes to their issues.

only reason why i kind of made peace with it is because i looked past the jokes surface and Cared.

[idledumb]

My dad looks just like thor

I'm taking about the beer bod

[aion-rsa]

God of War Ragnarok: “Fat Thor” Design Divides the Internet Despite Being Perfect

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While we were all buzzing about PlayStation’s incredible September showcase, Sony Santa Monica Art Director Raf Grassetti caused a bit of a debate on Twitter when he shared the first full, official image of Thor as he appears in God of War: Ragnarok.

My boy! pic.twitter.com/5hPocTewBJ

— Raf Grassetti (@rafagrassetti) September 9, 2021

To get a portion of the editorial portion of this program out of the way early, I think that design is awesome. Aside from a few scenes in Avengers: Endgame that were mostly played for laughs, we typically don’t see Thor depicted in this way despite the fact that there is quite a bit of text that absolutely supports the “validity” of this design.

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Part of the reason Norse mythology is so interesting is that many of its mythical characters have an almost “blue-collar” nature compared to some of their counterparts. 2018’s God of War did a fantastic job of capitalizing on that element of the lore, and Thor’s Ragnarok design very much captures that same spirit. They managed to make Thor look like an intimidating warrior without relying on the usual flowing hair, chiseled muscles, and “traditional good looks”(due respect to Chris Hemsworth, of course). It’s hard not to love this design for pretty much everything it is and how it so perfectly fits everything this franchise is going for.

In fact, as some Twitter users are already pointing out, this design is clearly true to the few descriptions of Thor that we got in the previous God of War game.

I mean – Mimir straight up called Thor a "fat dobber" in the previous game, why do people act surprised now to see the God of Thunder having a beer belly?#GodofWarRagnorok pic.twitter.com/Xj6nGTWGNn

— Alex R (@RAc0t) September 10, 2021

Of course, that brings us to the main controversy at the moment: the divide between those who love this design and those who look at it and simply see “Fat Thor” (a label also applied to Chris Hemsworth’s aforementioned look in Avengers: Endgame).

Look, you probably already know what the dissenters are saying. In their mind, Thor should be a muscular warrior with abs that cut diamonds and biceps that would have gotten him kicked out of the WWF in the early ’90s. That’s certainly how we’re used to seeing such characters portrayed in most modern forms of entertainment, despite the fact that some of the strongest, toughest, and most athletically impressive people in the real world look nothing like on-screen superheroes. Not only are there various body types in the world, but the popular perception of what kinds of people have what body types and how we perceive their abilities based on a quick look at those body types has become warped to the point of absurdity.

While some are saying that they’re not going to buy God of War: Ragnarok due to their belief that this design is somehow mocking Thor, Vikings, and (in some especially sad cases), human males everywhere, we highly doubt that PlayStation Studios is sweating the heat. Actually, the majority of people seem to be rushing to the defense of Thor’s design via hilarious and accurate observations.

Don't you love it when dudes complain that women only like guys with unrealistic bodies like the second Thor here, but are now crying 'cause GOW Thor looks like a realistic weight-lifter? https://t.co/AnypHsK6S4

— ☔ Noiry ☔ (@Noiry) September 10, 2021

People r complaining about how Thor looks in God of War Ragnarok. 1) He looks closer to the stories than like any other version in modern media. 2) He looks strong AF and I'd be terrified if that man came running up on me. pic.twitter.com/A2yiDTz0VR

— 🏳️‍⚧️Goat Demon Bitch🏳️‍⚧️ (@GoatDemonBitch) September 10, 2021

I’m surprised they decided to model Thor THE CORRECT way. In Norse mythology Thor can out-drink anyone. He reflects this in GOW. Salute @SonySantaMonica #GodOfWarRagnarok pic.twitter.com/ZKnhQWRXCW

— King's Blood (@KBG_Garrett900) September 10, 2021

People mocking the #GodOfWarRagnarok Thor as if this isn't the same man who drank A QUARTER OF THE OCEAN as a dare… pic.twitter.com/RISHA3cE7D

— Continuously takings Ls (@RadicalSoapbar) September 10, 2021

Funny how people have been laughing at GoW Thor for being “fat” but he’s got a similar build to a lot of the strongest competition strongmen He may be big but he could absolutely kill you pic.twitter.com/8nXYd4HS4f

— Andrew (@Swordfish978) September 10, 2021

To the people hating on Thor’s look in #GodofWar … Please, JUST ONCE, let us fluffy guys have a character who looks like us and isn’t a joke character. It’s nice to see someone who is badass but also has fluff. Sincerely, The dad bod (now officially god bod) community. pic.twitter.com/ytxHDAY9wl

— ThatOldGamerGuy (@thatoldgamerguy) September 10, 2021

That really is the best thing about this design. Whereas Hemsworth’s look in Endgame was mostly played for laughs (which is honestly pretty much how many body types are still treated in mainstream media when they’re portrayed at all), it’s pretty clear that this point that Ragnarok‘s Thor is no laughing matter. He looks like he’s going to be one of Kratos’ toughest challenges yet, and we can’t wait to see these two face off in what should be a truly epic battle.

It’s a shame that such a logical, consistent, well-done, yet still different character design still seems to be a lightning rod of controversy, but since this is becoming a bit of a talking point at the moment, let our final word on the matter be that God of War: Ragnarok‘s Thor looks amazing and that we can’t wait to see more of him whenever the game is eventually released for PS4 and PS5.

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[selfish-thunder]

Yeah and BRO, my favorite thing is that they didn't change Thor's physique when he gets better. He doesn't go back to fucking ripped, as though the only way he can truly be better is to get that bod back. Nope, in goes into fucking battle WITH that beer belly and I fucking CHEERED

It was obvious though, right

[koobibias]

HELLO! i just got back from seeing avengers endgame and i am SCREAMING!!!!! im gonna yell my thoughts under a read more so that i don’t spoil anyone and if you hit the read more and see it for yourself then i’m only partially to blame. with that being said if you’ve seen it and need someone to yell about it with hmu because i probably have a lot more to say than this!

OKAY SO:

the beginning with clint’s family had me feeling some type of way and that way was PAIN

WHEN CAROL FOUND TONY AND NEBULA!!! YALL I WAS PUNCHING THE AIR!!!!!

and god everyone’s general dismay and shit back on earth.... fucked up man fucked UP

also that one nameless one scene character being lgbt...... nah marvel u gotta do much better than that..... give valkyrie a gf...... give carol a gf because she had the gayest haircut i’ve ever seen yall!

TIME TRAVEL!!!! BACK TO THE FUTURE YALL I WAS DYING!

FUCK when scott came back and looked for cassie’s name on the mural, yall i was begging it not to be that i was just straight up ready to walk THE FUCK OUT

THEIR REUNION HAD ME SOBBING TOO LIKE FULL ON TEARS AND IT DIDN’T STOP FROM THERE

like hate scarjo but natasha got me fucked up too.... yall arent allowed to make me soft for a character when she ain’t gonna **** yall..... dont do it

i cant remember much cause im full of adrenaline and it’s 2am but we’re trying

when thor got thanos’ head.... yall i was THATS MY GOD OF THUNDER BABEY!

MORGAN!!!! YALL AINT ALLOWED TO DO THAT I GOT SO MUCH SOFT READY FOR PARENT-CHILD DYNAMICS

when nat was ready to throw her life down (literally ha ha) for the soul stone i was like.... sobbing that was like the saddest scene for me and i haven’t even cared for black widow since 2012/3 yall

someone already spoiled the cap and mjonir part for me so i was ready for that

THOR HAVING A DAD BOD/BEER BELLY!!!! ICONIC!!!!! FAT KING!!!!! HE SAID FUCK CONVENTIONAL BEAUTY AND SAID FAT PPL RIGHTS!!!!! I HAVE A SUPERHERO BODY NOW YALL

and as an aside; the new asgard is definitely in scotland i saw irn bru (a scottish soda) in the background and was like..... that’s my brew yall!!!!! yeehaw!

they truly pulled out the stops for this it really was so SO good

ON YOUR LEFT!!!! WHEN TCHALLA AND SHURI AND OKOYE SHOWED UP!!!!! ICONIC

AND EVERYONE ELSE POPPING UP!!!!! GOTTA UN-RIP THEM

VALKYRIE ON THE PEGASUS!!!!! PEPPER IN HER SUIT!!!!! HOPE SHOWING UP!!!!! THE WAKANDAN ARMIES!!!!!! SHURI BEING A LIL BADASS!!!!! THE GUARDIANS TOO!!!! MANTIS AND QUILL!!!!

yall..... i’ll be honest with you as exciting as all of that was..... if you know me at all, if you know me, spiderman fan since 2002..... yall know EXACTLY WHO i was waiting for showing up and when he did.... yall i was ALMOST the BIGGEST white and nearly applauded in the cinema

WHEN PETER AND TONY HUGGED.... THIS IS NICE..... GOODBYE

PETER IS SO CUTE AND SOFT IN HIS LIKE...... 10 MINUTES OF SCREENTIME

WHEN HE GOT THE GLOVE FROM TCHALLA..... WHEN HE FLEW AROUND ON MJONIR..... WHEN HE MET VALKYRIE AND CAROL!!!!!!

HI PETER PARKER

man i was so aware than one of the big three were gonna die i just knew something would happen with them and while im SO HAPPY thor is alive i was legit SAD when tony died like yall arent allowed to do that i had to hold my sobs in in a crowded cinema

on top of that..... peter and pepper reacting..... god me so fucked up i couldnt handle it at all that shit aint allowed

peter and ned reuniting )-:

peter and aunt may )))))-:

scott hope and cassie )))))-:

tony talking to howard in the 70s about being a dad /-:

quill looking for gamora)))))-: even if they tried to make it LESS SAD by his ego fight with thor that shit made me sad

thor and frigga ))))-: how he wanted to save her but she told him not to and it was just so heartbreaking to see how broken he was after all of the shit he went through and now im fuckin sobbing again thanks for nothing marvel

the wild jane cameo..... yall THE FUCK?

thor making valkyrie king of new asgard is truly the lgbt rep we deserve..... give her a queen you cowards

the whole funeral scene,,,,,,, clint and wanda talking about the people they loved knowing they won.... yall they arent allowed to make me feel for characters i dont care about

and like steve getting his dance and a happy life with peggy like it was the perfect way for his story to end and im happy for him i really am

god it was just really good and im glad i said fuck it and went to the late showing instead of waiting until tomorrow (today?) and i hope everyone else is satisfied with it the way i am and now im pumped for phase 4 and i cant wait for spider-man far from home and im just So Ready god damn!!!

okay thank u for reading congrats on making it to the end i hope you enjoyed the movie and enjoyed this and if not then that’s okay and if you don’t agree with me then that’s okay! the beauty of these things is that we don’t have to agree, so long as you don’t change your opinion based on anything else. okay bye. 

[movietweets]

Thor

Okie dokie, here we go one more time (obviously we’ll be doing it more times than one more) for another MCU film. This time I’ve got a jar of delicious greasy olives to hand and I’ll be watching Thor (2011). 

The only difference between this and other tweet-alongs is that I’m actually not going to tweet it! Yeah... I know that’s not really allowed but screw you! I make the rules and I prefer this format with the pictures and everything all at once.

Also since starting this I’ve lost 5 followers. It means almost nothing to me but I don’t want to be an annoying pest and I can see how filling up your timelines with endless tweets about a film you’re not even watching could get irritating. So suck it up, this is how it’s going to be from now on.

Anyway, on with the show.

What’s this? A rag-tag band of misfits in a van! If only they had a dog it could have been Scooby and the gang! They even have a Velma.

Daphney’s on point but looks like something awful happened to Fred. So sign of shaggy or scoob yet, no doubt they’re off somewhere making unrealistically tall sandwiches.

Oh, but maybe they’re baddies... they do appear to have a bomb,

Whoops, things aren’t going so well for them now. I’m having twister flashbacks!

Damn! Did they just hit someone? Maybe they are baddies...at least they got out to try and help. This has a sort of teen horror movie intro vibe to it. I’m sensing that they all might die soon. 

Oh now we’ve jumped back in time and now its a history documentary, That was unexpected! 

Oh not these guys from Game of Thrones! Is this set in Westeros then? Even the music is a bit like the GoT intro music.

Okay, this is a wackiest one yet, two alien races (that nonetheless look roughly humanoid) are having a war together on earth (of all places). It’s a little bit lord of the rings too. I’m having all kinds of feelings here. 

Asgard: also known as Organ pipe city.

So what? Fight to the death? My money is on the blond kid, the other one looks like the jealous villain type. 

I guess he did win then...Look at that cheeky wink. Although, I think it was aimed at his mother? Maybe that’s normal here. 

Healthy Asgardian flirting with mum

Alternate cast of The Lord of the Rings

And that guy dressed in jealous green must be his brother from before. Man he looks bitter. I bet he turns out to be the main baddy. These films have a track record of introducing the baddy within the first 10 minutes and I get the feeling it isn’t going to be Velma or any of the Mystery Machine bunch.

Oh Heck! Its an icy man! They’re baddies too!

Ooo, don’t piss off King daddy!

He’s such a sneaky snake. If only Thor didn’t have such an ego. He’s like Norse Tony Stark

Typical Gimli, in the room for 5 seconds and already grabbed a massive plate of food. 

Roadtrip! 

Why are they riding horses though, isn’t this world super high tech? Come to think of it, why are they wearing armor and fighting with swords? Don’t they have laser guns? Even that bloke from Ironman, living in a hovel in Russia, managed to cobble together a laser weapon. What gives!?

Idris Elba! Oh I hope he’s a main character! Looks like he needs a rest though... his eyes are pretty bloodshot.

Is this where rainbow road from mariocart is set? Or is that some kind of future techno-path?

Ideally I’d like to make some clever comment about this transportation sphere thing but its just too bizarre... Who know’s maybe this is what alien technology is like?

Hold your breath guys!

Could have said something earlier Asian Aragron! No use piping up now with your doubts!

Yep, I’m sure he’s going to back down now. He seems like the backing down type to be honest. Not a hot head, just easy going Thor, trying not to upset anyone.

Nobody calls me a woman! Even though there’s nothing wrong with being a woman. I’m not a sexist demi-god, really I promise! I know literally every other religion has a pretty bad track record but I’m different... It wasn’t what he said, it was the way he said it! 

Daaaaammnnnn! You got burned son! How you gonna let him front like that?

Oww! You got me right in the hand! No fair! And down he goes like a premiership football player. 

Cool hammer trick, I wonder how he does it? Magnets? It’ll definitely be magnets. I’ll bet it’s magnets.

Oh no! Frostbite! I’m sure there won’t be any long term consequences though.

Why is he only pulling out that attack now? Also, great wrist action, that must come in useful... Some friends he’s got though leaving him there to fight alone.

Another neat trick...This guy is a demon with the hammer.

Okay, now this is just hammer porn.

How many legs does that horse have? Is that part of the mythology?

Uh oh! Somebody is going to be grounded when they get home!

Isn’t Thor the god of lighting? If Final Fantasy has taught me anything about elemental damage its that he should have gained HP from that taser.

He’s going to end up in an institution! Hasn’t he worked it out that he’s on earth yet? They all knew about earth earlier.

Here’s Johnny!

I guess you’re not going to be crowned King Arthur.

Told you! That’s it buddy, you’re in the system now. Your only hope is a Native American smashing a window with a water fountain. 

Wow, Portman really has a knack for running this guy over.

HMB I’m going to get me a kingdom. 

Okay party’s over. Agent killjoy is here.

Yeah, real subtle Portman! I know he’s got a pretty ripped body though so I don’t blame you for acting like a school girl.

Oh surprise, surprise! Sneaky snake bro is a sneaky snake.

I’m blue dabba dee dabba doo. He actually might be that guy from X-men though. 

Stolen avatar baby. Again this seems familiar. Right George R.R. Martin? 

NO! DADDY!

HAHAHA! This guy is worse than Hulk for smashing.

How much did Zuckerburg pay for that totally unnecessarily distraction from the scene.

Oh she’s totally smitten. He’s everything a girl could want: brutish, zero social awareness, no money but really confident and with a killer bod. It literally makes no sense though, she’s a total babe but has to wait for a mental patient to literally fall from the sky to find a man. Has she even tried Tinder?

America! Land of freedom! They’ll steal your stuff and there’s nothing you can do about it...

Apple? you too? Aren’t you setting enough Ipods already? It’s 2011 for christs sake. I swear Velma is only in this for the product placement. 

The king is dead, long live the king. He’s like one of those co-workers who suddenly becomes a dick when they get a promotion so supervisor.

Good thing she turned up, that guy looked like he was about to show him to the back-room bestiality ring he runs on weeknights.

She’s doing some pretty impressive mental gymnastics there to even consider that he might not be completely bonkers. 

Is this a theme starting to emerge, ignoring daddies instructions?

Why does he need to go in there at all, that’s my question. we’ve already seen that he can use his magnet hands to summon it from a distance. He could have done that from up on the hill and then flown them both the hell out of there before anybody knew what was going on.

Gun or bow and arrow? 

Hmmm... I’m feeling cocky today.

I knew it was magnets! 

He just said it! Right there!

Oh, what a let down. He’s fucked now.

No use crying over impossible to pick up hammer. As they say.

Who’s this Robin Hood guy anyway, obviously not just a random grunt or he’d have gone with the gun and would probably be dead by now.

What is snakeboy doing here? It’s all your fault but don’t blame yourself. This guy is a sociopath.

I think my eyes just nearly rolled out of their sockets. Absolutely shameless.

Okay MUM!

Earth Daddy is a rebel after all. CHUG THE BEER, GET IT DOWN, DOWN IN ONE, DRINK IT ALL!

Of course it was all him all along. Sneaky snake.

MY VOICE IS RIDICULOUSLY DEEP AND RESONANT!

Just having a chilled night in with a good book and some ‘Go Lean’ Cereal! 

Oh! Heaven forbid that he see your cereal!

Greedy ginger Hagrid is always stuffing his bloody face!

“Don’t you DARE fat shame me!” 

Everything in Asgard is so serious and stern. Don’t they ever just chill?

So that’s where crop circles come from! It’s just the Norse gods popping in for a visit. Technically it is aliens then I guess.

Final boss? It does look like something from Dark Souls. 

Oh cool! Cosplayers! 

Just act natural guys...

Not dinosaurs? I it could happen right? Wouldn’t be the craziest thing to have happened in this film so far.

Oh no its just Norse Ironman. Eat shit Tony.

Just like in the wild west... but seriously, why hasn’t Norse Ironman used his face cannon to finish the job yet? He’s wide open!

Wow, that worked?

Psyche!

Oooofff!

He’s not going to have died though is he... lets get real here. Something is going to save him.

There we go space daddy’s tears made a massive hammer fly out of the sky and electrocute him back to health. 

Saw that coming a mile off, its straight out of the superhero user manual.

Can you really hit fire with a hammer?

It’s not exactly what you’d call comfortable though is it.

What a melt.

Really, all that tension and you’re only going to kiss her hand?

Finally.

WHAT? Double, double cross!? Such a sneaky snake but it won’t help you once Thor gets here.

What’s the big deal about frost giant genocide? They’re obviously evil! Just look at what they’ve done north of the wall already! They’ll eat Danarys! Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

How come it doesn’t just crush straight through him if its so heavy?

That was lucky. These superheros always get lucky.

Nice shot. This film has been surprisingly good quality, I think its the first one that I’ve really enjoyed the whole way through. Even despite its ridiculousness!

No surprises at who’s tucking in at the feast!

Awhh Daddy is finally proud of you. What a tear jerker.

Alright, lets see what happens in the after credits scene...

Oh its earth daddy and nicky the patch! Take a look at my energy cube? Oh no! who’s that in the background?! Not snakey snake bro!

The End.

Well I didn’t hate that one. I didn’t hate it at all. Tune in next time for Captain America. It’s one that I’m particularly looking forward to hating every second of. Bloody America man! 

[nacrepearl]

I'm very afraid people are reblogging this thinking I'm making a funney joke

I want you all to know I am being very serious. Bruce is approached by 3 kids and dabs for them. Thor gets by developing his dad bod through beer and fortnite in New Asgard while Valkyrie runs the place most of the time.

Scott loses a taco at one point too by being in the right place at the wrong time

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