#beep prepared

[ultrakillblast]

BEEP PREPARED (1961)

[anxious-chaos-art]

Boss makes a dollar i make a dime, that’s why I goof off on company time

[silvixxen]

My beloved idiots

Anyways ya this is silly

[ceruleanterrapin]

If any of you play Stardew could you recommend some mods you like for when I eventually do a modded save

[koppaiterocker]

HELLOO BEEP ^w^ !! May we get the scene where Clay waves politely at Poppy when first meeting her as a gif ..... they r so dear to me -@starzwithapen

HAAII STARZ x3!!! YES OF COURSE YOU CAN

Full scene and slightly cropped, for your convenience :)

Hopefully tumblr doesn't explode and actually posts this time?

Unasked for bonus because he's a cutie and I can't be stopped

[technicoloryuri]

Making my potions...

[bigwetbrowneyedclub]

And when I think Marvel lost me they pull Loki and its gorgeous cinematography out of the vault and i’m back in the clown car again

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

SUPER SNEAKY BLOG CHANGE? ❗️❗️❗️

UNDER THE COVER OF NIGHTS AND STARS, BAE ‼️🙂‍↕️🫢🤭

[catilinas]

funniest thing about the roman mysteries books To Me is that i read secrets of vesuvius first and like. i was already into ancient rome but i only read it because i was also really into volcanoes at the time and thought oooh i wonder what other secrets there will be. about vesuvius. the front cover of the book was vesuvius erupting so there’s got to be a more secret secret. right. vesuvius being a volcano is not a secret. and then the eponymous secret of vesuvius was that vesuvius was, in fact, a volcano. like even the pompeii episode of what’s new scooby doo put more effort into coming up with a mystery plot. hello???

[slashingdisneypasta]

Ummmm, the shopping centre is being evacuated.

[siriusly-the-best-bi]

I feel like they should give you so much more information when going in for an Mri other than ‘hey just lay down! here are ear muffs cause it’s loud and I’ll see you in 15 minutes!’ Like my dude my guy i… could have used so much more info then that wtf just happened to me

[lemondoddle]

Now why did they let us think it was gonna blare for a full half hour

[ghostcrows]

The adhder is born blind to the trappings of time so it uses its many device timers as a form of temporal echolocation

[technicoloryuri]

infecting them with the woke mind virus (tumblr.com)

[solar-halos]

aita for attempting to kill all d9 denizens

so i, 18M, decide that after i become eligible to volunteer for the hunger games (where my brother, 18M, was killed by a d9 child before my birth) i should instead become a peacekeeper in said district and eliminate as many people possible (fuck them amirite). yeah so i go ahead and kill a bunch of people like i said. also shooting crows and lighting silos on fire. yknow the usual. i have been told that the behaviour i exhibit is "evil" or "toxic" but i think its completely justified as d9 are a bunch of murderers (children forced to kill) anyways. yeah so aita?

ngl op sounds suuuper immature here :/. like how are u gonna participate in beef that went on *before* you were even born?? also you know arson is a crime right? i guess that wouldn’t matter since you’re gonna be a peackekeeper but yknow. food for thought

oink oink peacekeeper pig. yta

[coffin-spider]

Hi my lovely lil boopers and booplarinas. My spooky boopy cupcakes, my little perfect boop baby’s. Miss spider is proud of all of you, please have a safe night and make smart choices ^^

I hope you know you’re perfect *boop*

Byeee~