#beegs-bugs

[beegs-bugs]

“You are all I need.”

Delloso De La Rue, Court of Wonder, Mistrex of Ceremonies

[katslitterbox]

I can't stop I can't stop I can't stop I can't stop I can't stop

I don't really like how Barbara's face looks in the one draw but like eh

Loopjuice stuff

[metashard]

Hey so

@c0gwizard-v2 Sorry if this is weird/unwanted, but I read chapter 2 of Mirror Dance, and you gave me brain worms about how cool the pre-biotransference canopteks would have been in battle. So, I tried for an Ogdobekh skolopendra cavalry

(Right before the thing bucks them off and goes running wild of course)

Everyone else go read Mirror Dance! Djoseras is a dork! Zultanekh is Zultanekh! That's really all one needs in life, a dork and a Zultanekh.

[dreameatingparasite]

we get a little bit freakazoid in vrchat

me (smg3) and my partner (smg4)

[dunaldoodles]

Interrupting your regularly scheduled bugs to bring you my furry-ass JSAB AU in various sketches I just wanna share :)

This blog isn't Hollow Knight exclusive so this is also your warning for that.

[elbdot]

On the topic of Ya Bug Boi Guzma and is infinity for bug pokemon both big and intimidating along with Tiny and Cute....I really wonder what Guzma would do if he found or saw a Slither Wing from the paladin region....or just a bug dragon pokemon....I feel like you'd enjoy a bug dragon pokemon considering your tiny garden dragons you draw

OH YES Bug Dragons would DEFINITELY be right up my alley, I've been BEGGING for Gamefreak to add one for YEARS :'DD (It is downright criminal Flygon isn't a bug/dragon type)

TBH Slither Wing being a Bug/Fighting type feels just...WRONG, I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CHOSE ANOTHER TYPE COMBO LIKE THAT

But I BET Guzma would LOVE to see one for himself, he would FREAK OUT, especially since they're so BIG What a perfect dino bug to cuddle and then ride into battle

[s0m3b0dy-u-kn0w]

PIXEL BEEG

[rotten-pest]

A meeting

@necrophcge If there was one thing she wished she’d learn more quickly, as that she was no longer in a position to assume relative safety.

But she did already understand that humans became off-put of someone overly dirty, or covered in blood and viscera, or otherwise foul smelling, and at the time that had taken more precedent over her usual precautions, so off she’d gone in search for water. Admittedly however she was reticent to enter once she found it. The shallow stream was calm, murmuring quietly. A bird overhead chirruped softly between moments of dipping down to grab flying insects that hovered over the waters edge. Her kind could not really swim, breathing through spiracles as they did—save the larva, who actually needed to be kept damp otherwise their gills would dry out. At least, such was as she understood, she hadn’t been given the duty of care of the young ones.

She sighed. No good reflecting on any of that. She removed her armor and set it aside, peeling off the outermost layers of her clothes to start washing, but hesitated again. She slid her feet in the water, recoiling briefly at the cold, but found it grew comfortable with time.

Cotesia ran her hand on the surface, peering through to the scattered rocks below. Fish darted away from her hand, but returned as soon as she stilled it. A little crayfish scuttled along the bottom.

The bird stopped singing suddenly. All grew quiet.

Cotesia picked her head up, heart began to beat faster—but she waited. Listened. Glanced where her swords were, maybe just one good leap away—but she couldn’t react, just yet.

She turned her head, slowly, so just the barest sliver of her peripheral vision caught the ominous shape behind her...

[iwaasfairy]

ok if anyone is wondering what the sexiest build in the world is to me, we already know i like gym bros (my first cardinal sin) and men with big tits (my second cardinal sin) but haemin from physical 100, the big motherfucker with giant thighs, is literally everything ! ! ! i get cold shivers watching him.

[cordycepsbian]

something wrong with this butterfly

[envymaykingstuff]

speaking of mario, mario does this too. bowser is a koopa, but he’s anywhere between five and a hundred times the size of other koopas (and covered in spikes). goomboss is a giant goomba in a crown. king boo is a giant boo in a crown. king bob-omb is a giant bob-omb in a crown and a moustache.

another game that does this is bug fables. however as you may be able to guess, the characters in bug fables are ants, bees, termites etc, so there’s an explanation based on real world biology

UNLESS that explanation still applies, and it can be extrapolated that actually, bowser, ganondorf, king boo, king zora, etc etc etc are all, in fact, hive queens of their respective colonies

Some day I’m going to have to come up with a crack headcanon about what exactly is up with the body types in Hyrule’s royal family.

I mean, yeah, it’s probably just dramatic license, but if you take it as fully diegetic, King Hyrule is a straight up beast of a man.

Ganondorf is Gerudo, so there’s at least some textual justification for him being a lanky ogre-man, but what’s King Hyrule’s excuse?

He’s like eight feet tall, and about three feet broad at the shoulder; his fist is the size of an ordinary man’s head!

And yet his daughter consistently has totally average proportions.

There’s something funny going on with the royal bloodline, is what I’m saying.

[beegs-bugs]

He’s just a little guy

[chunkfunkgunk-offishal]

Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate

the Giant Isopod (Bathynomus Giganteus):

1/10 Chunk

4/10 Funk

0-1/10 Gunk

Giant isopod!! These guys are almost all exoskeleton, so normally I would give them 0 chunk. However, they are round and kind of chunky and I am biased (*´-`) Giant isopods aren’t the most unique in their appearance. They look just like regular isopods. BUT, they are gigundamundus and for that, they earn moderate funk. And last but not least, I couldn’t find anything about them secreting slime or mucous so I’m left to assume that if they have any, it is very little to none. Low gunk.

Overall Rating: 9.5/10

I like bugs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Really though, I love isopods!! When I learned that there was one that was around 16in (~41cm) I was so excited!! These guys are also important to me because my older sister ADORES them. She’s sketched out an entire pattern for a giant isopod plushie at least 7 times within the past 3 years.

I also really like when creatures at the bottom of the ocean get really big. Ocean Gigantification, I think it’s called? I think it’s funny. Lil bug become BEEG BUG!

Quick apology to the user that submitted this in April 2023, I’m sorry for making you wait so long–

[melonisopod]

I feel so validated reading the comments of the latest chapter and it's full of people who are down bad for White Witch.

I really hate the villains of season 2 Jungle Juice EXCEPT for the White Witch, that's my wife and I love her.

[thatboreddrake]

I dont know if I've asked this yet but what's your favourite nid and why?

(also super happy to see another goblin getting into the hobby >:3)

BIM!!! *consumes your biomass*

So there’s really two answers to that question tbh. The practical answer, and the true answer.

The practical answer is I think that Screamer-Killers are dope as heck! I mean look at him:

He just wants to give you a *BEEG* hug and yell about how much he loves you! <3

Now, the true answer is this behemoth:

It’s a dinosaur. It’s a bug. It’s a space dragon! Need I say more? (I freaking love the Harridan)

Thanks for the ask bro!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

EMERGENCY OC (characters YOU can sends asks and talk to!)

Master list:

Fynn: latex tiger shark, has trouble speaking against authority due to his artificial nature and being raised in a lab, but the most loyal cuddly sea dog, but strong enough to run hands if pressed.

Zuchin: fancy ass hellborn femboy constantly making deals, but keeping to them without flaw, very caring of his family, moves alot when taking, currently imprisoned in a game cartridge for his descent into madness.

Z.: his replacement, who's much more family friendly than his predecessor, having typical saiyan traits, but he's rarely aware, and has no idea of the original outside of very limited information given by those intending to keep it from being known.

Zetros: absolute UNIT of a serpentfolk, hates humans, but boy will he ever baby you if you ever even lightly give his 8 miles of tail pets, and 11/10 times? Their all wrapped around you like a pillow and weighted blanket hybrid.

"custos": massive humanoid owl fae that despite being a master and taking true names, treats the taken like children rather than pets. Can manipulate his feathers freely, and create illusions.

Ave: neediest hypnocat ever, likes eye contact and hates water, but very friendly and cuddly!

Haiiro-no: special grade curse, old as shit, born of humanity's fear of anything hot, stars included!

But he's rather polite.

Calm: rage's anti-symbiote, rather lean and toned, overly caring, and trying to please everyone, despite its speech issues when it comes to human language.

Tivorn: needy femboy naga who, despite being taken, keeps taking pets to stave off crippling loneliness, 118ft of beeg, pillowy tail to trap pets with.

Qnai: rich jujutsu sorcerer dickhead with a powerful combo of the six eyes + the limitless. But he's rarely serious and tends to fuck around on missions.

Etoi: Springlocked mink boi that was a stone mask vampirism boi with a heavenly restriction, will fold your clothes with you still in em, broke ass, but built like a brick shithouse. Very polite due to animatronic programing, but that breaks under stress, resulting in the soul shining through fully.

Marrow: bug man who's fucked up in the head, and will fuck up the head of your soul via idle transfiguration if given the chance.

Black Ice: was the strongest before his passing, handing that torch to the next generation, still overwhelmingly strong, just guarding otherworld instead of the living one.

Kamisori: hateful fucker that killed ice, a special grade curse with a case of resting bitch face. Six arms but 8 eyes, two of which he's still looking for.

Ultemat: Majin who's decided to be a chaos god for the entire universe, turning whatever he doesn't like into something he loves, sweets!

Neuro: currently possessing a clone of zuchins old body, and trying to live a normal life, completely unaware of his own rising power.

Klawe: pfp boio, very affectionate and caring, pacifistic, but will defend himself with claws.

And finally, the only ones with a separate blog!:

Rage: yandere symbiote so obsessed with zuchin It will ditch any other host to be with him, because he broke it out of a lab and was the first to treat it with genuine decency, now willing to kill, eat, and manipulate ANYONE to get him back.

D: an alternate who is obsessed with living as a "fellow human person" incredibly lanky, shadowy body, constantly cheery and polite, to an uncomfortable extreme.

Oh and:

Celica: floomfy fox gal, married to zuchin after a needy start. Just as willing to imbed a weapon into us dome for insulting her partner as he is.

But yeah that's everyone!... so...:p

Two things extra: 1. Yes I am a furry, and a weeb, both is possible at the same time. 2. All people are people, so treat em right!