#beegs-bugs

[beegs-bugs]

“You are all I need.”

Delloso De La Rue, Court of Wonder, Mistrex of Ceremonies

[metashard]

Hey so

@c0gwizard-v2 Sorry if this is weird/unwanted, but I read chapter 2 of Mirror Dance, and you gave me brain worms about how cool the pre-biotransference canopteks would have been in battle. So, I tried for an Ogdobekh skolopendra cavalry

(Right before the thing bucks them off and goes running wild of course)

Everyone else go read Mirror Dance! Djoseras is a dork! Zultanekh is Zultanekh! That's really all one needs in life, a dork and a Zultanekh.

[dreameatingparasite]

we get a little bit freakazoid in vrchat

me (smg3) and my partner (smg4)

[dunaldoodles]

Interrupting your regularly scheduled bugs to bring you my furry-ass JSAB AU in various sketches I just wanna share :)

This blog isn't Hollow Knight exclusive so this is also your warning for that.

[s0m3b0dy-u-kn0w]

PIXEL BEEG

[rotten-pest]

A meeting

@necrophcge If there was one thing she wished she’d learn more quickly, as that she was no longer in a position to assume relative safety.

But she did already understand that humans became off-put of someone overly dirty, or covered in blood and viscera, or otherwise foul smelling, and at the time that had taken more precedent over her usual precautions, so off she’d gone in search for water. Admittedly however she was reticent to enter once she found it. The shallow stream was calm, murmuring quietly. A bird overhead chirruped softly between moments of dipping down to grab flying insects that hovered over the waters edge. Her kind could not really swim, breathing through spiracles as they did—save the larva, who actually needed to be kept damp otherwise their gills would dry out. At least, such was as she understood, she hadn’t been given the duty of care of the young ones.

She sighed. No good reflecting on any of that. She removed her armor and set it aside, peeling off the outermost layers of her clothes to start washing, but hesitated again. She slid her feet in the water, recoiling briefly at the cold, but found it grew comfortable with time.

Cotesia ran her hand on the surface, peering through to the scattered rocks below. Fish darted away from her hand, but returned as soon as she stilled it. A little crayfish scuttled along the bottom.

The bird stopped singing suddenly. All grew quiet.

Cotesia picked her head up, heart began to beat faster—but she waited. Listened. Glanced where her swords were, maybe just one good leap away—but she couldn’t react, just yet.

She turned her head, slowly, so just the barest sliver of her peripheral vision caught the ominous shape behind her...

[cordycepsbian]

we have to restrain ourselves from citing chickens as an example of an echinoderm every time it comes up in our science stuff

[rainbowgod666]

Look im fine with every bug (yes even the horryfiying "SCP-006-J" ones) but what the fuck is wrong eith wasps and hornets

This is what bug haters look like

[beegs-bugs]

He’s just a little guy

[thatboreddrake]

I dont know if I've asked this yet but what's your favourite nid and why?

(also super happy to see another goblin getting into the hobby >:3)

BIM!!! *consumes your biomass*

So there’s really two answers to that question tbh. The practical answer, and the true answer.

The practical answer is I think that Screamer-Killers are dope as heck! I mean look at him:

He just wants to give you a *BEEG* hug and yell about how much he loves you! <3

Now, the true answer is this behemoth:

It’s a dinosaur. It’s a bug. It’s a space dragon! Need I say more? (I freaking love the Harridan)

Thanks for the ask bro!!!

[wasteland-squog-baby]

EMERGENCY OC (characters YOU can sends asks and talk to!)

Master list:

Fynn: latex tiger shark, has trouble speaking against authority due to his artificial nature and being raised in a lab, but the most loyal cuddly sea dog, but strong enough to run hands if pressed.

Iote: 19'7 gator humanoid with an 11'0 tail, built like a brick factory, and is the most dangerous of the group in terms of melee, because barbarian, however he is rather bored of violence, and would rather swim in the water with ya then have to eat ya, because emotional dependency.

Zuchin: fancy ass hellborn femboy constantly making deals, but keeping to them without flaw, very caring of his family, moves alot when taking, currently imprisoned in a game cartridge for his descent into madness.

Z.: his replacement, who's much more family friendly than his predecessor, having typical saiyan traits, but he's rarely aware, and has no idea of the original outside of very limited information given by those intending to keep it from being known.

Zetros: absolute UNIT of a serpentfolk, hates humans, but boy will he ever baby you if you ever even lightly give his 8 miles of tail pets, and 11/10 times? Their all wrapped around you like a pillow and weighted blanket hybrid.

"custos": massive humanoid owl fae that despite being a master and taking true names, treats the taken like children rather than pets. Can manipulate his feathers freely, and create illusions.

Ave: neediest hypnocat ever, likes eye contact and hates water, but very friendly and cuddly!

Haiiro-no: special grade curse, old as shit, born of humanity's fear of anything hot, stars included!

But he's rather polite.

Calm: rage's anti-symbiote, rather lean and toned, overly caring, and trying to please everyone, despite its speech issues when it comes to human language.

Tivorn: needy femboy naga who, despite being taken, keeps taking pets to stave off crippling loneliness, 118ft of beeg, pillowy tail to trap pets with.

Qnai: rich jujutsu sorcerer dickhead with a powerful combo of the six eyes + the limitless. But he's rarely serious and tends to fuck around on missions.

Etoi: once Springlocked mink boi that was a stone mask vampirism boi with a heavenly restriction, will fold your clothes with you still in em, broke ass, but built like a brick shithouse. Very polite due to animatronic programing, but that breaks under stress, resulting in the soul shining through fully. Married to ice of all people.

Marrow: bug man who's fucked up in the head, and will fuck up the head of your soul via idle transfiguration if given the chance.

Black Ice: Arcosian boio, who despite being eons stronger than anyone else, prefers to rely on his status and (unknowingly) intimidating presence to keep the universe civil, very cheery, and a big baby around those he feels comfy with, and out of ALL the possible partners, he chose etoi because "I can make him worse"

Kamisori: one of ice's...actually pretty much everybody's biggest hater, a special grade curse with a case of resting bitch face. Six arms but 8 eyes. Lives solely on the ideology that personal pleasure is the ultimate pursuit, and can overcome all other desires by leaving nothing but destruction in your wake.

Ultemat: Majin who's decided to be a chaos god for the entire universe, turning whatever he doesn't like into something he loves, sweets!

Neuro: currently possessing a clone of zuchins old body, and trying to live a normal life, completely unaware of his own rising power.

Klawe: pfp boio, very affectionate and caring, pacifistic, but will defend himself with claws.

And finally, the only ones with a separate blog!:

Rage: yandere symbiote so obsessed with zuchin It will ditch any other host to be with him, because he broke it out of a lab and was the first to treat it with genuine decency, now willing to kill, eat, and manipulate ANYONE to get him back.

D: an alternate who is obsessed with living as a "fellow human person" incredibly lanky, shadowy body, constantly cheery and polite, to an uncomfortable extreme.

Oh and, some minor characters, as in low importance:

Celica: floomfy fox gal, married to zuchin after a needy start. Just as willing to imbed a weapon into us dome for insulting her partner as he is.

Ruta: the resulting child of zuchin and celicas marriage, and despite his saiyan genes, he's too shy to go to big fighting events with his father, But strengthens himself nonetheless.

But yeah that's everyone!... so...:p

Two things extra: 1. Yes I am a furry, and a weeb, both is possible at the same time. 2. All people are people, so treat em right!

[jellykyunnie]

AU where Sung Jinwoo is a snek Brainrot!!!

[tw: snek imagery pls do not read if u have extreme phobia of snakes tyvm

I recently finished a manhwa titled 'Cold-Blooded beast' and I immediately thought of Jinwoo as a lil black snakey. ik the fandom eatablished him as a black kitty but **slaps u** i make the rules here hMPH/jk

He's this gentle lil critter you came across in the petshop and bought him home cuz ynot livelaughlove

and then suprise he turns into human, very hawt daddy human beeg daddy abs and battle scars hahahahahahahahah.

Jinwoo is embarrassed of himself and therefore yeets back into lil smol snakey

He likes crawling around you and doing snakey things His usual size is a normal hand held snek but he's actually way bigger than what he is. He beeg boi

Ofc, as a snek he is quite the princess attitude if hes not always snobbing u. He will physically recoil if u dare feed him actual snek food(new trauma unlocked for the shadow monarch: bugs)

hes also more touchier as a snek. Like cuddles and all and using his lil tongue to kith ur lips and u shrug it off as platonic chuchus.

But slowly the relationship became more and more romantic because wooohooo ynot

Little did u know, the shadow monarch Jinwoo has travelled through many universes just to find you, his beloved that he had lost.

but anyway livelaughlove lil snek woowoo now

[melonisopod]

I feel so validated reading the comments of the latest chapter and it's full of people who are down bad for White Witch.

I really hate the villains of season 2 Jungle Juice EXCEPT for the White Witch, that's my wife and I love her.

[rotten-pest]

// blade of beginning, point to pommel 👀👀

Blade of beginning

It was soon after she’d made her decision to hunt down the Rot Goddess. Having abandoned her chitinous body for a human one, she’d underestimated the young prophet she’d stumbled upon in search of a weapon, or overestimated her own strength. It only ended when Cotesia wrestled him onto the ground and choked the life out of him, having earned herself a spearing through the calf in addition to a burn right to her chest. She got her first weapon (to replace her glaive) and lesson at the same time—never underestimate your opponent.

Point to pommel

Cotesia was trained by the other pests after she’d molted enough times to have strong enough legs and arms. Naturally she had to re-learn how to use a weapon once she’d forgone her chitin body, but she was quick to re-learn. Thus far she’s mostly learned via experience, and watching other people fight (usually from afar, as she oft searched battle sites for valuables), however Millicent also lended her some teaching time every so often. For a warrior, oft it’s less a sign of experience and more for recklessness, or at least resilience, to be covered in scars.

[tmntclips]

Beeg bug

[smg-69]

I really don’t think Mr Puzzles is dead or gone for good.

We see him pop up out of SMG4’s tv, and we see his head again on the train heading towards Western Spaghetti, so chances are he can pop up out of any television. Therefore, even if Four destroyed the head, Mr Puzzles can probably just possess something else.

We ALSO see him not just as a tv program, but also a computer ad/virus, so he likely has more than one form he can take.

This guy knows how to play his cards right. He knows how to stir up trouble to keep the show going. And he is incredibly good at manipulating people behind the scenes, even to the point of turning Mario and Four into antagonists. There’s no way in hell he didn’t have some sort of back up plan just in case things went wrong.

When Mr Puzzles first appears in the WOTFI, he has already failed three times. The first with possessing Four, the second with Wren’s simulation, and the third with Marty and Mario. Although, these three movies were one hell of a performance, which I’m sure Puzzles enjoyed, it does beg the question as to the motive behind each adventure.

What was end goal behind the possessed keyboard? He had to have known it would cause the creep and possess anyone using it, but what exactly was the creep meant for? How did he create that keyboard in the first place? What would be the point in creating something that could take over and possibly kill himself? So either he expected that the crew would eventually destroy the creep and the castle, or he had something else planned for it.

If Puzzles had already planned to kidnap the SMG4 crew and brainwash them, then what was the point of allowing Wren to stick them in his simulation? If the characters are stuck in there, Puzzles can’t exactly use them for anything. Eventually he’d have to remove some of the crew from Wren in order to puppet them, but doing so would just cause the simulation to crash like it did with Tari. Not to mention, I highly doubt Wren would just let him take his perfect rivalry away from him.

Why did Puzzles go after Three’s notebook? He sent a fax to Marty that was meant specifically to goad him into stealing the notebook, when he could have instead caused a fight over Eggdog or even Beeg. There was a build up of the mystery of Three’s notebook even before Marty got the letter, and if Puzzles didn’t get involved until the fax, why would Three suddenly start showing it around? Is there something in that book that Puzzles wants, and if so, has he been manipulating Three into writing in it for the purposes of narrative buildup or to get the book out in the open?

And finally, what was the point of drawing Four to the Showgrounds? Puzzles can appear out of any tv, so why would he need Four to be in that one specific place to begin with? Why not go after him at Peach’s Castle?

Something that’s also bugging me is that there is no way in hell Puzzles would not have known about the incident with Zero, and subsequently the power of the Meme Guardians. SMG1 and SMG2 are completely absent from the tv shows, despite a lot of the other side characters (Swag, Shroomy, Bowser, the Toads, etc.) being there, likely to keep them from connecting and using their powers to break free. And yet, Three and Four are kept together. Is Puzzles aware that they aren’t as well trained in using memes, or is he just relying on the weirdass tension between the two to keep them from holding hands?

All of this stinks of an ulterior motive other than making the highest rated tv show. Mr. Puzzles is way too smart to have gone down so easily, and I would not be surprised if he came back.