#beeeeeer!!

[hamshroom]

this beer called brouczech

a

a pun

a czech pun

for brouček

(a little bug)

[transhitman]

I was watching a maritime disaster video the other day and every time the narrator said "the promenade deck" my senses were overtaken by the ds9 theme with lyrics. My brain latching on to the phrase "comeondowntooo theee pramenaaade" over and over against my will. It was actually making me so mad like GIRL CUT IT OUT HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DIED 💀💀💀

[taureux]

guy who is listening to minecraft ost to feel cozy bed time

[reds-writings]

Ok this sounds creepy but what would rust smell like I'm sorry this has been stuck in my mind for a while now

90s rust is giving cigs but slightly overpowered by some heady type of cologne (doesn’t spray it to the point of overkill imo)

2012 rust smells like an ashtray and laundry detergent with a lingering whiff of beeeeeer (and aftershave tbh). cowboy grandpa.

[greedypleasures]

completely sober rn so obviously my mind is just fantasizing. i feel like bloggingggg. intox holidays

halloween: anonymity, parties

thanksgiving: see if u can stay awake after stuffing ur hungry slutty self with as much food and booze as possible

christmas: festival alcoholic drinks like eggnog, gifts that can't be refused~

new years eve: parties, fleeting romance, champagne, resolutions to drink way way more

st. valentine's day: i'll just have one or two drinks before the date. to loosen up! and make sure im fun. is this dress too revealing? oh my god, thank you for ordering another drink from me, that's so sweet. than'g youuu for ordering anuzzer 4 jrings for meee

st. patricks day: beer. beer. women stumbling through the street asking for more beer. beer in big huge mugs. beeeeeer

april fools day: you give your girlfriend a 200mg edible for breakfast without you knowing and she pays you back with the sloppiest wettest head ever, then doesn't let you cum. april fools

april 20: smoke at 4:20 am, double up at 8:40 am. smoke at 4:20 pm double up at 8:40 pm...

cinco de mayo: despite the cultural appropriation, theres a lot of margaritas and tits around

i dont know any other holidays somoene help me out

[lowpawly]

mah beeeeeer

[roughentumble]

i love you beeeeeer everyone say hi to my best friend beer

[moonlit-trolls]

I GOT SOME FUCKING BEEEEEER

[slmcclsvoid]

Waiting for Hetch at the hospital

100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beeeeeer

[perfectlullabies]

going to pick up my bratz doll and then we’re watching psycho and drinking beeeeeer yay

[dykentery]

beeeeeer milkSHAKE! beeeeer milkSHAKE !

[godisafujoshi]

🥲 I got 1 and a third bottle wine at home but no beeeeeer 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I want a beer

[thebittervampire]

I'm watching A Classic Horror Story and I love how the driver of the carpool becomes SUDDENLY the main suspect because he didn't drink beer. Girl, he was driving. I wouldn't suspect someone who don't drink while they’re the driver of a trip.

[stevenbossler]

Trippy elephant and hops. Thanks, @silverain420 #elephanttattoo #beeeeeer (at Monterey, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CaQbW0CPdbo/?utm_medium=tumblr

[syndromeblue-blog]

F@ck it. I gave in. I’ve been saving this for ages but saw @cjwildheart post and the beer looked to lush not to crack it open now. Skål ta mej fan! @officialmotorhead @motorhead_beer - #cheers #metalhobbit #positivevibes #positivewaves #positivethoughts #beeeeeer #eternalfearsweden (at Birmingham, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-NQ6jtp623/?igshid=1tb4zcukf99pa