#beeeeeer!!

[hamshroom]

this beer called brouczech

a

a pun

a czech pun

for brouček

(a little bug)

[transhitman]

I was watching a maritime disaster video the other day and every time the narrator said "the promenade deck" my senses were overtaken by the ds9 theme with lyrics. My brain latching on to the phrase "comeondowntooo theee pramenaaade" over and over against my will. It was actually making me so mad like GIRL CUT IT OUT HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DIED 💀💀💀

[taureux]

guy who is listening to minecraft ost to feel cozy bed time

[greedypleasures]

completely sober rn so obviously my mind is just fantasizing. i feel like bloggingggg. intox holidays

halloween: anonymity, parties

thanksgiving: see if u can stay awake after stuffing ur hungry slutty self with as much food and booze as possible

christmas: festival alcoholic drinks like eggnog, gifts that can't be refused~

new years eve: parties, fleeting romance, champagne, resolutions to drink way way more

st. valentine's day: i'll just have one or two drinks before the date. to loosen up! and make sure im fun. is this dress too revealing? oh my god, thank you for ordering another drink from me, that's so sweet. than'g youuu for ordering anuzzer 4 jrings for meee

st. patricks day: beer. beer. women stumbling through the street asking for more beer. beer in big huge mugs. beeeeeer

april fools day: you give your girlfriend a 200mg edible for breakfast without you knowing and she pays you back with the sloppiest wettest head ever, then doesn't let you cum. april fools

april 20: smoke at 4:20 am, double up at 8:40 am. smoke at 4:20 pm double up at 8:40 pm...

cinco de mayo: despite the cultural appropriation, theres a lot of margaritas and tits around

i dont know any other holidays somoene help me out

[peridyke]

mah beeeeeer

[roughentumble]

i love you beeeeeer everyone say hi to my best friend beer

[moonlit-trolls]

I GOT SOME FUCKING BEEEEEER

[slmcclsvoid]

Waiting for Hetch at the hospital

100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beeeeeer

[perfectlullabies]

going to pick up my bratz doll and then we’re watching psycho and drinking beeeeeer yay

[plantdyke]

I LOVE BEEEEEER

[dykentery]

beeeeeer milkSHAKE! beeeeer milkSHAKE !

[cliffywiththestiffy]

I WANNA GET FUCKED WITH A BEEEEEER BOTTLE BREAK IT WATCH ME BLEEEEEED OUT

woah.

[eoieopda]

7, 20, 42, 48 for the ask game!

7.) hair ties or scrunchies - elastics! my hair is super thick and it usually stretches out scrunchies pretty quickly? maybe i just buy shit scrunchies.

20.) do i say soda or pop — pop, because i grew up in ohio! i live in a city that is very “team soda” and, worse “team tonic” so i get roasted for this frequently.

42.) an app i frequently use other than this godforsaken site — youtube, because i’m watching run bts! also pinterest, lightroom, and microsoft word, which i use for…. the fics i post on this godforsaken sight. ooh, also co-star.

48.) when i first tried an alcoholic beverage — i have no idea. young. my parents were the type that let us have a lil bit of wine or something with dinner so that alcohol wasn’t this big mythical thing to go nuts about. it was really effective; me and my five sibs never had the OMG BEEEEEER phase as youths.

[thebittervampire]

I'm watching A Classic Horror Story and I love how the driver of the carpool becomes SUDDENLY the main suspect because he didn't drink beer. Girl, he was driving. I wouldn't suspect someone who don't drink while they’re the driver of a trip.

[taski-guru]

Not (drunk) yet

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