#bedtalks

[spicy-nugget-biscuit]

My bed is my happy place. The feeling of being relaxed, comfortable, warm and at ease is just what I long for all day.

[ctrl-alt-deleting-yr-face]

been thinking a lot more about Romeo now that i’m beginning to plan out the timeline of my fic and something that user @/kateybuggi posted got me pondering

it’s been stated by Happy Chaos that Romeo erased his own universal ID and became a multidimensional being, but for a while part of me thought that was just when he died. somehow he used the last of his strength to wake Delilah and erase his ID so he could possibly figure out some way back to her

however, Katey pointed out something within the Xrd timeline that I didn’t notice. Romeo occasionally shows up in mutiple places at the same exact date and time. iirc it’s also been stated that there is basically no known information on the Neumann siblings that exists anywhere in canon and it can presumed that either he or Ariels destroyed it all, so…

does that maybe mean that Romeo didn’t just erase any government records of himself, he erased any sort of universal traces of himself?

there is so much more that i have to say about this tbh but it’s 2am and it would not make sense. this in itself probably makes no sense. but like i’ve been losing my mind about this and i FINALLY figured out how to articulate it i had to get this out there. Romeo is a fucking artificial demihuman. maybe this could have something to do with his whole age discrepancy too. idk. thank you for coming to my bedtalk

[jelly-and-strawberries]

When you go on a date ft. The Eldarya Boys ♡

Leiftan

– He prefers dates that are intimate, he wants to be able to kiss you and touch you without curious gazes. – He usually gives you something at the start of the date, like a flower or a small trinket that reminded him of you. – Whether you are walking or laying down, he always holds your hand. – If you're cold, he will give you his cape and hold you close to his chest. – When on a date, Leiftan gets greedy and wants your whole attention on him, so poor of those who dare to interrupt your moment together. – He's more of a listener, so he will listen to you talk about anything with genuine interest. – He'll buy you whatever you want, you just have to repay him with kisses.

Ezarel

– Before meeting you, he viewed dates as a waste of time. – Now he wants every night to be date night. – He's okay with going out, staying in, just being with you is special as it is. – He puts dedication to look good for you when you have a date. – His favorite activity to do with you in date nights is going skinny dipping. – He talks a lot about his daily struggles and pranks, but would also ask you questions about yourself just to hear your voice. – Loves when you put on a sundress for going on a date.

Lance

– He doesn't care about dates, since you already see each other everyday. – You practically live with him in his room, bedtalk is like a date, right? – He will go along on a date if it's what you really want, but he'll also tease you for being so needy. – He likes how you stick close to him to not get separated while walking around. – He pays for everything before you even have the chance. – He loves when you get all doll up, but hates caughting others staring at you without any shame. – He tries his best to walk at your pace, since he's taller. – He's not a big talker, but he's all smooth when giving you compliments.

Nevra

– He is not a big fan of dates, or so he says… – You know he's very romantic, but he won't admit it. – He always prepares the best for you and being the 2nd. in command makes it easier for him to spoil you. – He puts his arm around your waist when walking. – Nevra will give you a bouquet of flowers ocasionally, he doesn't want to overdo it. – He prefers sitting in front of you so he can see your pretty face and reactions. – He truly enjoys spending his free time with you on dates, it's energizing and what he needs after a hard day of work.

Valkyon

– He's another one who prefers more intimate settings. – His heart skips a bit when you hold onto his arm while walking/sitting. – He likes dates because he gets to relax and being with you is always fun. – He melts when someone asks you what you are going to do later and he hears you say that you're having a date with your boyfriend. – He would pay everything for you, to be honest, he has more money than he needs to and spending on you makes him feel happy. – Loves when you randomly hug him during the date. – His favorite part of going on a date is seeing your smile.

Mathieu

– He loves going on dates, he gets all excited and can't sleep the day prior. – He takes you to his favorite places in Eldarya, some he found on his own and others are recommendations from Chrome and Koori. – He talks a lot and never fails to make you laugh with his stories. – If you get tired of walking, he'll offer to give you a foot massage. – He'll save money to be able to buy you anything you like, he wants to spoil you. – Mathieu enjoys when you act all clingy during dates and gets to feels the jealous stares of everyone else. – He always gives you big reactions when seeing you all doll up.

I would have loved to see us having a date in NE...

[giftofgabber]

How TF do you sleep without having a flaccid boner. Mine gets stuck to the sheets #unfair #bedtalk

[agorable-times]

Ship: Curtwen (for my new boxers au) Content: Nsfw, semi public, cringiest bedtalk you can imagine

[iaishwaryablog]

We cum for our own concern but I will call it love! . . . . #perspectives #indifference #commonground #labeling #status #bedtalks #lovehandles #lovecalls #callingnames #Masterdubyart #Masterduby #pune #India (at Pune City) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByH-4ZwD9HJ/?igshid=1pn9rwjrpq90d

[ctrl-alt-deleting-yr-face]

Random Bedman/Neumann sibs headcanons since they own my life:

German/Korean (not my og idea, was originally coined by an anon post that i can no longer find i think? i love it so much that it implanted into my brain tho)

Romeo can play piano and sing

His singing voice sounds like a mix between Will Wood, Clem Turner, and Jack Conte

Romeo is genderfaun, omni, and demirose

Delilah is a demigirl

They have the sibling teasing but it’s actually even. Romeo teases Delilah and Del will smack him with objects she makes float with her mind

Romeo would sing lullabies to Del

Romeo is sheep themed yeah? what if. raccoon and/or black cat Delilah

Delilah can sleep with her eyes open (this is canon), i think it’d be funny Romeo can sleep standing up

Delilah was desensitized to Romeo’s weird owl head turn and was briefly surprised after waking up to learn most people can’t do that

Romeo briefly dreamed of becoming a professional actor when he was Delilah’s age

Romeo, theoretically, would sing I/Me/Myself

Frequent sibling cuddles. They’re both traumatized let them have this

Okay that’s all for now thank you for coming to my bedtalk

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

What time do y’all usually go to bed?

[acapulchra]

Today 5pm @tsh_florence room 0121. #bedtalks with @lucaferone @pittiuomo_official #fashion #fashioninsights (presso The Student Hotel) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7DeOTnIy-L/?igshid=qb114bkp32ky

[sweetchaosgoatee]

appearance

Red: Do I look memorable to you?

Black: Yes.

Red: I strongly doubt it.

Black: Because you have an "unmainstream" face. I am incapable of translating into words. People look like people. But you look like you.

[yocchannk]

So i saw the thicc ranking. How bout tits ranking?

Yoshiko sweat, Riko was literally half on top of her chest.

"U-Uh... Okay, I'll make this quick before she wakes up..."

"Riko tier is... Riri, she doesn't have the biggest boobas in the world.. but they're, in my opinion, just the right size, I wouldn't change her for anyone in the world."

"S tier is, definitely, Maru, Mari, and Kanan.. Kanan always hugs me in a sisterly way to her chest whenever I'm sad and Riri isn't around.. It helps me feel less sad, yknow?"

"A tier is You and Chika.. Chika gets a bit of a one-up because all that Mikan she eats goes to her booba..."

"B+ tier is Dia... Her booba are as firm as her personality..."

"B tier is Ruby, who, has nonexistent booba."

Riko stirred a little, but quickly returned to her slumber, snoring cutely.

Yoshiko blushed, mouthing, "She's sososo cute...!" to Anata.

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[edelwis2793]

Belajar hal hal tentang orangtua itu wajib bagi yang udah menikah, kecuali mau membelah diri kaya amoeba. yaakaliii kita kan diciptakan berpasangan cuy. Misal belum ketemu ya mungkin dia ketutup sama tumpukan baju kotor atau belum di aduk karena tenggelam di dalam sop balungan, btw itu nyari jodoh apa kunci motor atau tulang iga sapi? Saking seringnya ikut kulwap, baca buku parenting, baca postingan dari parenting enthusiast, praktekin satu satu sampe gumoh, kaan ceritanya pengen membentuk anak yang ideal. Namun, terkadang sampe lupa menghargai diri sendiri, bahkan lupa kapan terakhir meluangkan waktu bersama pasangan , padahal itu penting lho, bisa bahas macem-macem dan bisa berujung ehem. karena tangki cinta suami istri juga perlu di isi agar bisa membaginya ke anak. salam @rosmalina_edelwis #orangtuagroup #dramaparenting #efekkorona #couple #teamwork #bedtime #bedtalk #marriage #nasehatpernikahan #bundaddy #bundahebat #mendidikanak #orangtuabelajar #pendidikananak #parentingislami #ayahidaman #anakbahagia #orangtuadananak #ibuidaman #tipsanak #polaasuhanak #infoparenting #anaksehat #tipsbayi #tipsdokterkeluarga #tumbuhkembanganak https://www.instagram.com/p/CHvyH29B3xP/?igshid=u36rbi9ndgp5

[dama624]

my boyfriend is the best at bedtalk

[letmebegaytodd]

We talk about how bizarre Benny's sex dialogue is but fail to appreciate enough the surrealism of the Courier being mugged and shot by a dude and then travelling across the wasteland simply to sleep with him. Some quirky bedtalk really has nothing on that, quite frankly I'd be calling badonker-honkers charlies at that crazy point too