#bedtalks

[transingthoseformers]

So I was having a lot of Thunderwoof thoughts on the way back from walking to the store but consider: originally it was supposed to be a meaningless one time hatefrag. One time turned into two, three, four... It became a whole agreement between them, and eventually it stopped being hatefucking but became much more meaningful. Thus, t h u n d e r w o o f

[spicy-nugget-biscuit]

My bed is my happy place. The feeling of being relaxed, comfortable, warm and at ease is just what I long for all day.

[ctrl-alt-deleting-yr-face]

Random Bedman/Neumann sibs headcanons since they own my life:

German/Korean (not my og idea, was originally coined by an anon post that i can no longer find i think? i love it so much that it implanted into my brain tho)

Romeo can play piano and sing

His singing voice sounds like a mix between Will Wood, Clem Turner, and Jack Conte

Romeo is genderfaun, omni, and demirose

Delilah is a demigirl

They have the sibling teasing but it’s actually even. Romeo teases Delilah and Del will smack him with objects she makes float with her mind

Romeo would sing lullabies to Del

Romeo is sheep themed yeah? what if. raccoon and/or black cat Delilah

Delilah can sleep with her eyes open (this is canon), i think it’d be funny Romeo can sleep standing up

Delilah was desensitized to Romeo’s weird owl head turn and was briefly surprised after waking up to learn most people can’t do that

Romeo briefly dreamed of becoming a professional actor when he was Delilah’s age

Romeo, theoretically, would sing I/Me/Myself

Frequent sibling cuddles. They’re both traumatized let them have this

Okay that’s all for now thank you for coming to my bedtalk

[jelly-and-strawberries]

When you go on a date ft. The Eldarya Boys ♡

Leiftan

– He prefers dates that are intimate, he wants to be able to kiss you and touch you without curious gazes. – He usually gives you something at the start of the date, like a flower or a small trinket that reminded him of you. – Whether you are walking or laying down, he always holds your hand. – If you're cold, he will give you his cape and hold you close to his chest. – When on a date, Leiftan gets greedy and wants your whole attention on him, so poor of those who dare to interrupt your moment together. – He's more of a listener, so he will listen to you talk about anything with genuine interest. – He'll buy you whatever you want, you just have to repay him with kisses.

Ezarel

– Before meeting you, he viewed dates as a waste of time. – Now he wants every night to be date night. – He's okay with going out, staying in, just being with you is special as it is. – He puts dedication to look good for you when you have a date. – His favorite activity to do with you in date nights is going skinny dipping. – He talks a lot about his daily struggles and pranks, but would also ask you questions about yourself just to hear your voice. – Loves when you put on a sundress for going on a date.

Lance

– He doesn't care about dates, since you already see each other everyday. – You practically live with him in his room, bedtalk is like a date, right? – He will go along on a date if it's what you really want, but he'll also tease you for being so needy. – He likes how you stick close to him to not get separated while walking around. – He pays for everything before you even have the chance. – He loves when you get all doll up, but hates caughting others staring at you without any shame. – He tries his best to walk at your pace, since he's taller. – He's not a big talker, but he's all smooth when giving you compliments.

Nevra

– He is not a big fan of dates, or so he says… – You know he's very romantic, but he won't admit it. – He always prepares the best for you and being the 2nd. in command makes it easier for him to spoil you. – He puts his arm around your waist when walking. – Nevra will give you a bouquet of flowers ocasionally, he doesn't want to overdo it. – He prefers sitting in front of you so he can see your pretty face and reactions. – He truly enjoys spending his free time with you on dates, it's energizing and what he needs after a hard day of work.

Valkyon

– He's another one who prefers more intimate settings. – His heart skips a bit when you hold onto his arm while walking/sitting. – He likes dates because he gets to relax and being with you is always fun. – He melts when someone asks you what you are going to do later and he hears you say that you're having a date with your boyfriend. – He would pay everything for you, to be honest, he has more money than he needs to and spending on you makes him feel happy. – Loves when you randomly hug him during the date. – His favorite part of going on a date is seeing your smile.

Mathieu

– He loves going on dates, he gets all excited and can't sleep the day prior. – He takes you to his favorite places in Eldarya, some he found on his own and others are recommendations from Chrome and Koori. – He talks a lot and never fails to make you laugh with his stories. – If you get tired of walking, he'll offer to give you a foot massage. – He'll save money to be able to buy you anything you like, he wants to spoil you. – Mathieu enjoys when you act all clingy during dates and gets to feels the jealous stares of everyone else. – He always gives you big reactions when seeing you all doll up.

I would have loved to see us having a date in NE...

[rabbit-harpist]

curly @becauseplot tagged me to share my top 12 on repeat songs so here it is :D

this list is not as heavily ordem-slanted as it could be only because many of those songs are further down the playlist

[agorable-times]

Ship: Curtwen (for my new boxers au) Content: Nsfw, semi public, cringiest bedtalk you can imagine

[jademint2581]

Kai Satou (YTTD) bedroom headcanons:

WARNING seggs benedicc recipe ahead. spicy. +18.

Can be applied to any pairing that includes Kai Satou (f/m, m/m, gn/m, as well as "/Reader" or "/OC")

some keywords: edging, dry humping/clothed, petplay (mild), praise, oral, bedtalk, romantic focus

Kai is the type of guy to want to completely please his partner, and I mean, completely. He's very sincere and serious about it. He's dedicated and he'll even say as much, even if he might blush and slightly stammer.

Kai is the type of dude to completely nerd out over sex. He will actually research the anatomy of his partner. We're not just talking erotic images and stories, but full on wikipickia articles and science publications, books and articles about it too.

And when it comes to studying erotica, he'll actually specifically look for the kind he thinks his partner may like. He'll be conducting his research specifically with his partner in mind.

He will try to get the potentially useful techniques down beforehand, so that he can give his partner the pleasure he 100% thinks they deserve.

He definitely overthinks it beforehand and while it's for selfless research purposes, of course he'll get incredibly horny over the thoughts. He's definitely not made of stone.

And even if he can matter of factly research the entirety of the phenomenon that is known as sex, it's not like he can just bluntly talk about it as is. It's an intensely intimate matter. He'll have to take a couple of breaths in between words if he's talking about sex using more direct language.

Fucking,,,, Thesaurus makes an appearance as well, because this is Kai.

Sex is just very important and intimate to Kai ok. He could not treat it lightly. He definitely fantasizes about sex when nobody's around...or when nobody can tell. What he lacks in real life experience, he definitely makes up in how much he actually daydreams about sex.

And alright, maybe his idea of sex is a tad idealistic, which ties to his high standards of his own ability to please.

Just...sex nerd Kai. Kai has a neutral to positive overall attitude towards sex and expressions of sexuality. It's just that he's private about it.

While Kai may shy away from speaking out loud, he sure doesn't shy away from the actual act once he drops his guard and gains momentum. He's the type of guy to go full in and actually apply his theoretical knowledge of sex he's gathered beforehand. He will completely lose himself in the act.

He will listen to his partner's noises and feel their movements, which totally egg (badumtss) him on. That's how he connects with his partner. He feels it with them, as he makes love to them.

To Kai, sex is definitely about connection to the other. Which is why he wants to execute the practical parts of it to perfection.

Kai is the type of guy to say "thank you for the meal" after providing oral. His sense of humour doesn't leave him. He might not say the dreaded p-word very easily, but he'll definitely thank for the meal and say that his partner is beautiful and tasty down there.

Kai swallows.

Eye contact.

Kai just talks very beautifully in bed. He gets even more turned on by it too because it's such a sensual thing to do. Guy waxes poetry in bed. He'll please with his words as well.

Kai is just very sensitive and sensual like that ok?

He's so sensitive in fact that he's the easiest ever to tease to the point where he can barely even move right.

He can be a total trembling mess once all his circulation goes down there. Even before getting rid of any of his clothing.

His mind and eyes as well as hands realllly work overtime when it comes to sex.

Apron tent. (I'm sorry Mr. Chidouin.)

He has a thing for edging kind of. He'll resist the temptation and control himself just to prolong the high of being incredibly aroused and seduced by his partner. Eventually he'll pounce their ass, but he likes to really put himself to the test first.

Kai is the type to withhold moans until they forcibly tear their way out of his chest. Maintaining the stoic facade, even if it's going poorly, is part of the desperation game he loves playing.

Kai will deny his own orgasm by any means necessary until it's too much. He really wants to hold onto it before letting it explode spectacularly.

Kai is a dedicated dry humping practitioner.

His prick gets scary hard. Like diamond hard. Literally hard enough to smash concrete. Potent. Nobody knows why. Maybe it's impeccable circulation? Satou genes? Chronic lack of release? Who the fuck knows. It just gets that way.

Kai loves being tempted and teased, he'll go like "Ah, why must you tempt me so..." and "Oh, I can't resist...!"

His hips get these little involuntary movements and he'll try to apologize for not being able to "control himself."

He especially loves cute nicknames to go with the teasing. It just really makes him feel loved.

STUFF LIKE "Good kitty Kai" WORKS WONDERS.

Yes, Kai will act like a kitty if his partner is up for it.

Possible praise kink.

Kai likes an intimate setting where both parties have full clearance to act cute and all vulnerable-like.

Kai loves his body being played with both front and back, if you catch my drift. He won't demand anything specific, but boy will he be happy to get the full treatment package if his partner is into doing that.

As he starts losing himself he's vocal about it, no more able to use words but instead just moaning, whimpering and keening.

Before the sex commences, he requires his partner to instruct where they want him to finish. Because that's exactly where he'll finish, no matter how lost he is in his own climax.

If he gets any of his own fluids on his clothing he gets so embarrassed about it. But it's not like he completely hates it though(?)

After sex he gets emotional and definitely wants to cuddle.

Kai may or may not start crying after sex.

After most of the afterglow has worn off, he'll cook something nice while smiling to himself about what just happened.

Naked post-sex Kai with apron. AND NOOOOOoo he won't use the sacred red apron for that but a spare one!!!!! MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

That might just be about it then folks. Enjoy your seggs benedicc.

[shamandream]

Btw

I'd like to meet people here. I love random talks with new nice people. Also anons are welcome. Thanks!!

[iaishwaryablog]

We cum for our own concern but I will call it love! . . . . #perspectives #indifference #commonground #labeling #status #bedtalks #lovehandles #lovecalls #callingnames #Masterdubyart #Masterduby #pune #India (at Pune City) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByH-4ZwD9HJ/?igshid=1pn9rwjrpq90d

[lamonte13]

Tucking myself in!! #goodnight #bed #me #men #bedtalks #livingmybestlife #single #lgbt #mood #sweetdreams #cuddlebuddy https://www.instagram.com/p/BoQXbckF6eZeLLc3yBqkY8N63Njcp8DLAa159o0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dl99c8xbaorw

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

What time do y’all usually go to bed?

[acapulchra]

Today 5pm @tsh_florence room 0121. #bedtalks with @lucaferone @pittiuomo_official #fashion #fashioninsights (presso The Student Hotel) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7DeOTnIy-L/?igshid=qb114bkp32ky

[sweetchaosgoatee]

appearance

Red: Do I look memorable to you?

Black: Yes.

Red: I strongly doubt it.

Black: Because you have an "unmainstream" face. I am incapable of translating into words. People look like people. But you look like you.

[yocchannk]

So i saw the thicc ranking. How bout tits ranking?

Yoshiko sweat, Riko was literally half on top of her chest.

"U-Uh... Okay, I'll make this quick before she wakes up..."

"Riko tier is... Riri, she doesn't have the biggest boobas in the world.. but they're, in my opinion, just the right size, I wouldn't change her for anyone in the world."

"S tier is, definitely, Maru, Mari, and Kanan.. Kanan always hugs me in a sisterly way to her chest whenever I'm sad and Riri isn't around.. It helps me feel less sad, yknow?"

"A tier is You and Chika.. Chika gets a bit of a one-up because all that Mikan she eats goes to her booba..."

"B+ tier is Dia... Her booba are as firm as her personality..."

"B tier is Ruby, who, has nonexistent booba."

Riko stirred a little, but quickly returned to her slumber, snoring cutely.

Yoshiko blushed, mouthing, "She's sososo cute...!" to Anata.

[wigginnoutradiolive]

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[lamonte13]

Tucking myself in!! #goodnight #bed #me #men #bedtalks #livingmybestlife #single #lgbt #mood #sweetdreams #cuddlebuddy https://www.instagram.com/p/BoQXbckF6eZeLLc3yBqkY8N63Njcp8DLAa159o0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dl99c8xbaorw