#bedrooms are driving me crazy aaaaaa

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Aaa, Yandere Doffy ordering all the pink & red roses for Reader, MY HEART 🥹🥹❤️❤️How can we not love this crazy but devoted man? 🩷🩷

Also, thank you for writing for Rosinante, he deserves all the love. Now I'm curious about that fic! AAAAAA! If Lami was still alive, she'd love Cora-san. Rosinante and Lami would just be the sweetest while Law and Doflamingo stand there feeling awkward as older brothers 😂

I'm glad you liked the wedding idea. The guests would all have to wear pink, while only Doflamingo & Reader wear white. No way is there not a flamingo-themed wedding cake. There totally is. And the carpet is pink, too.

Following the little Law, imagine how Minion Island will be...

After killing Rosinante (Rosinante 😭😭) Yandere Doffy gets word of Tsuru approaching he tells everyone to haul ass back to the ship because you're on the ship, and the warship is incoming and this man just takes flight on his strings to get to the ship quicker and drops the chest (in which Law is) with a thump on the ground that the chest judders and flips over, unlocking itself, and Law falls out but Doflamingo doesn't see him scrambling in the snow cus the baby boy is so small and because Doflamingo is leaping to the ship and putting up Spiderwebs all around to protect you.

He didn't get the Op-Op fruit. He didn't get Law. His own brother betrayed him. You're the only person he has left that he loves and he won't lose you. He is about to fly to intercept Tsuru's ship and destroy it, but his crew arrives - about time! - and they set sail in time and get away while cannonfire fills his ears. (And mutes Law's now audible cries of sadness because Cora-san is gone)

After they shake Tsuru off, Doflamingo rushes down to the lower deck to check on you.

And then you ask where are Law and Corazon.

Good luck, Doffy. You're sleeping on the couch for a year if you're lucky 😂

Also, yes to little Law pulling out a binder and writing down Reader's symptoms. There are definitely tender touches Doffy gives Reader in the night when nobody watches, I like to think. I wonder if Rosinante reveals himself to Reader and offers to take her too, but she grabs him by the collar and tells him very firmly, "Save Law, Corazon. You make sure you cure him. Law is the most important thing. Law needs to live. Make sure Law lives."

And Rosinante nods.

In the end, Rosinante made sure to keep his promise.

To end on a wholesome note...

I like to think Yandere Doffy carries you in his arms and takes flight over Dressrosa so you get some fresh air. Can't always stay in your bedroom, you need to move your limbs a bit regardless of being sick, and the doctor said it was okay as long as you don't strain yourself. When he flies with the sun on his face, carrying you in one arm while the other handles the strings, the wind ruffling his hair, his body heat embracing you... And then he notices you staring up at him and he smiles down at you, a genuine smile the King of Dressrosa gives no one but you, his wife.

Doflamingo makes sure his feather coat is wrapped around you to keep the chill of the breeze in the sky away.

Yandere Doffy train continues driving. 🦩🦩

Why must you hurt me like this with the dialogue?

You: "Corazon? Where is Corazon? That is why we came here, yes? Where is my brother in law?"

Doflamingo: broody silence

You: "What are you not telling me? What-... What are you saying?"

Doflamingo: removes his glasses and hangs his head

You: "What-.... What have you done?"

Doflamingo: "What I had to."

You: heart catching in your throat, hands clasped around your mouth and violently shaking your head

You: "Not... Not him. Not him."

ANYWAY THAT'S JUST ME. HOW WE ALL DOING?

Lami would love Rosi, no doubt in my mind. Law's life would be so different if she lived, same with his folks.

[morraien]

Me: I am in a perpetual state of discontent.

Mum: …you’re always in a perpetual state of discontent…

Me: yes but this time it’s about the bedrooms!

Mum: your bedrooms are looking well though!

Me: NOT WELL ENOUGH

[honeybomb4thebear]

hajime hinata nsfw alphabet? if u don't mind.......

I don’t! There is an anon who asked for Hajime too, so here it is, Nonnie!

HAJIME HINATA N//S*FW ALPHABET

A=Aftercare - What they do/act like after sex. ⦁ Careful with you. He is all blushy while taking care of you, but since he is a reliable person he is extremely good at it.

B=Bondage - Are they into BDSM, and how far they’ll go if they have a green light. ⦁ Vanilla boy. So vanilla it pisses him off. Lmao but one time I saw people call him a cuck, I can't really see it but maybe??? Just maybe???

C=Cum - pretty self explanatory. ⦁ It tastes... Sweet. Not too sweet, but kind of pleasant. He'd be pretty embarrassed about his cumming face though akjdfkjaskfj, it's cute I promise

D=Dom - Are they dominant, submissive, a switch? ⦁ Switch dom but only because of his insecurities, not because he is a pervert.

E=Edgeplay - Similar to ‘Kinks’ except it’s a lot riskier than usual kinks (knifeplay, breathplay, etc.). ⦁ He pushes himself to not be boring so he tries them, but he just isn't into them...

F=Fantasy - A fantasy of theirs (ex: a teacher/student fantasy). ⦁ Girl/boy/person next door??? Like y'know what a person next door is. A pure, angelic, sweet person that he'd admire afar. But then one day, two of them are alone in his house for some reason and one thing leads to other, that things making Hajime realize that the person next door isn't as innocent as he thought...

G=Got Caught - How they react when they get caught having sex. ⦁ He is a MESS. Omg he would be so embarrassed askfjksjfksjf....... His face would turn into a tomato's and he'd yell at the other person to get out, he'd be d e a d by that time

H=Hot Spots - A place that drives them crazy when stimulated (EX: neck). ⦁ I wanna saaaaaay... His chest? Like seriously if you play with his chest he'd be weirded out at first and also would be totally opposed to it, since y'know it's kinda weird for him. But then he'd like it so much when you pull away and tease him he would just be shaking while blushing madly, and would plead you to play with his tiddies more. Shyly, though.

I=Intimacy - How romantic they are, or can be, before, during, or after sex. ⦁ While topping, he is awkward and stiff, but he also blushes a lot. It takes a bit time for him to relax, and when he does he shows a side of him that you rarely get to see outside of bed, I mean, he IS a tsundere after all. He is his usual tsundere self as a sub.

J=Journey - Their ideal way of leading up to sex. ⦁ MMmmmm after a day of cruel teasing mayhaps? Like sexual tension is so thick it's making both of you go crazy, and he'd like it a lot if you were to actually address it... He may play dumb. OR if he is the one who addresses it, he'd want you to play dumb aksjdkjkajd this guy is a tease who likes to be teased-

K=Kinks - I’ll list a few of their kinks, be they the normalized ones or kinkier kinks. ⦁ PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE! Tell him how special and unique he is and just stroke his ego. He'll be over the moon and so turned on- ⦁ Accidental stimulation? You know, when you two accidently get into suggestive positions, like you ending up on Hajime's lap for some reason.... Yea instant boner hope you don't mind adjskjak

L=Location -  Where they like to have sex at, do they like risky locations, etc. ⦁ Mmm you have to push him to the edge for him to initiate risky situations. Like he is a shy boy but he gets pissed easily so it doesn't take much work but still. Hajime cares a lot about others' opinions about him (unfortunately) so if someone were to continiously talk about how spineless he is, he'd act all bold and kiss you in front of everyone- THEN pull you to a bathroom stall. Kinda pathetic? Yea. Do I still like him? A lot.

M=Masturbation - How they are when they get themselves off, what they get themselves off to. ⦁ Three times a week? I think Hajime gets off to porn videos, but I feel like he'd feel guilty if he already had a person that he was dating- which would eventually led him to think about you while doing it.

N=NO - A few things that they will absolutely, under no circumstances, ever do. ⦁ Don't degrade him he really feels bad- and seriously don't make fun of him. Pls his ego is so fragile show mercy-

O=On’s - Their top turn on’s that they have (things that’ll get them super horny super quickly). ⦁ Hnhfgh teasing him will get him going. Like seriously his sex drive is kinda high- so something as simple as talking about how you got yourself a new pair of lingerie that you liked a lot will excite him. Or maybe dirty inside jokes that only you two can understand, anything to remind him the intimate moments you two shared together. ⦁ AlsoooOO does tie pulling count? Yea? Do it in the public, he'll be extra embarrassed because he got kinda horny just from that-

P=Position -  Their favourite position to have sex in. ⦁ Vanilla ass mfer likes missionary or doggy style.

Q=Quickie - Do they like it, do they prefer quickies over actual sex, etc. ⦁ It's a guilty pleasure of his AKFJSDJKJASKJ he likes the rush of getting caught, he likes the thrill of it and he kinda prefers it over actual sex. It actually makes him feel less vanilla, so he might be lying to himself about liking them more but who knows!

R=Rough - How rough they are, or get, when in bed. ⦁ AAAAAA he IS rough!! It's as if he is taking out all of his insecurities on you. The way he squeezes you, holds onto you and thrusts into you is quite rough. He just can't control himself in bed, and will be lost in the moment quickly.

S=Stamina - How long they can go before they tap out. ⦁ I... I feel like he has a lot? 4 maybe..?

T=Toys - Do they use toys, do they own them, what kind, etc. ⦁ ...He has kokeshi dynamo but he doesn't know how to use it. Luckily, you are there to teach him how to do so.

U=Unfair - How much they tease you, how they tease you, etc. ⦁ AaAAAAAAAAaaah can be quite a tease. Quick touches while walking at the hallway, bedroom eyes in public all of a sudden, almost sensual massages that he gives your shoulders to "ease you up", and strokes on your legs when you expect it the least. He loves teasing and getting teased by you.

V=Volume - How loud they get when having sex, things they might say, etc. ⦁ Tries to not let out much, he is awkward during sex and is embarrassed by his voice so... Will keep it low. Unless you overstimulate him, though-

W=Wild Card - a random letter for the character of your choice. ⦁ He'd look so fucking hot as a crossdresser- like buy him a maid dress. It'd kinda difficult to get him to wear it but I feel like he'd like the attention he is receiving so he'd definetly get used to wearing some. Because wow, trust me, a skirt suits him so well

X=X-Ray - How they look with their clothes off. ⦁ Why do I have a feeling that his dick is exactly as big as average- like it's the exact number. But he is kind of muscular and has a good bone structure, though.

Y=Yearning - How often they need to have sex. ⦁ HE IS KINDA HORNY SORRY-  like he doesn't mean to but he will just be sitting in his room and all of a sudden he will think of... doing all sorts of things to you. He is really ashamed but this is just how he is-

Z=ZZZ - How quickly they fall asleep after having sex. ⦁ 30 minutes at most! Sex tires him out, after all.