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ladyorlandodream · 4 years ago
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Lady Dimitrescu-tag FanFiction List PART 1
Since it has become a case among gamers and non-gamers, I decided to create this post containing the FF dedicated to Alcina Dimitrescu (Lady Dimitrescu / Tall Vampire Lady) that I can find on the Internet This post will be updated as soon I find something new, therefore, feel free to send me links to add to the list and come back anytime, because from the reposts you will lose the updates!!
part 2   part 3   part 4   part 5  part 6   part 7
1) In Vino Sacrificium (Series)
2) Feast Your Eyes (short story)
3) The Woman in the White Dress (Chapters in progress)
4) Lost (short story)
5) Resident Evil Village but Awesome (short story)
6) We Are Marionettes By Strings Animated, Yet Like Lovers Of Strings Liberated (short story)
7) Village (Chapters in progress)
8) The Lady of the House (Series)
9) Intruder (short story)
10) Resident Evil: Lewd Village (short story)
11) The Surprise (short story)
12) Nothing Fucks With My Baby (Except Me) (Chapters in progress)
13) Hers, forever (short story)
14) Lady Dimitrescu and her Good Girl (Stories completed)
15) Be a good pet (short story)
16) The Lapis Inferno (Chapters completed)
17) Our secret love (short story)
18) Bad day (short story)
19) Its a superiority thing (Chapters in progress) 
20) The Lady’s Kitten! (Chapters in progress)
21) her new toy (Chapters in progress)
22) Why Are Humans Like This (short story)
23) The Cold is in Her Bones (Chapters in progress) 
24) Lady of Legend (short story)
25) Sweet Pet (short story)
26) Beloved bound (short story)
27) Fuck You're So Gorgeous, (And I Wanna Touch You). (short story)
28) Dessert (Chapters in progress)
29) Taken from the village (short story)
30) Resident Evil Drabbles (short stories in progress)
31) I'm Here, I'm Safe (short story)
32) For Old Times' Sake (short story)
33) Virgin Dog (short story)
34) Akaibara (Chapters in progress)
35) So This Is Love (short story)
36) Who's The Master Of Tall Now, Huh? (Chapters in progress)
37) The Mistresses New Daughter! (Chapters in progress)
38) A Willing Maiden? (short story)
39) Beloved [SCRIPT OFFER] [F4TF VARIATION] (short story to fill)
40) I trust you (short story)
41) Little Fly (short story)
42) Never Mind That Moaning In The Halls, There's No Such Thing As Ghosts (short story)
43) I know what you’re after (short story)
44) neither pink nor pale (short story)
45) what of the body isn't an unbecoming (Chapters in progress)
46) Blood and Byrrh (Chapters in progress)
47) Beginnings (Chapters in progress)
48) To Live Forever (short story)
49) Skelly Meets His Match (short story)
50) Just a toy (Chapters completed)
51) Stormy Illusions (short story)
52) I'm Falling (Don't Catch Me) (Chapters in progress)
53) Desperate Escape (short story)
54) Ignis (short story)
55) finders keepers (short story)
56) Roses Before Dawn (2 chapters story)
57) Aftertaste (short story)
58) Liar (Chapters in progress)
59) Alcina's Ultimate Form! (short story)
60) Love makes monsters of us all (Chapters in progress)
61) Cursed (Chapters completed)
62) Where It's Warm (Chapters in progress)
63) The Witch, The Werewolf And The Vampire (short story)
64) Death Trap Clad (short story)
65) Plaything (short story)
66) To become something more! (Chapters in progress)
67) Lost, but not forgotten. (Chapters in progress)
68) I Love Human Stupidity (short story)
69) Lady Dimitrescu A-Z NSFW (short list)
70) Danse Macabre (Chapters in progress)
71) Game Over! (short story)
72) A Pet That's Not You (short story)
73) The patterns of your heartbeat (Chapters in progress)
74) Survival (short story)
75) It Was A Wicked Thought (Chapters in progress)
76) Blackbird (Chapters completed)
77) How vampires are born (short story)
78) I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women: Hot and Venti. (Chapters in progress)
79) Kiss of Blood (Chapters in progress)
80) You're Not What I Asked For (short story)
81) I walk My Days On a Wire (short story)
82) Team Dimitrescu (short story)
83) Daughter's Plaything! (short story)
84) It Starts With a Spilled Cup of Tea (Chapters completed)
85) There You Are (short story)
86) Fanfic of: "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women: Hot and Venti" (short story)
87) Lady Dimitrescu's new slave (short story)
88) How The Mighty Have Shrunk? (short story)
89) Lady dimitrescu x oc (Chapters in progress)
90) Novitiate (Chapters in progress)
91) No More Tears Left (short story)
92) Taming One Of the Beasts! (short story)
93) In the Shadows of the Enemy (short story)
94) Rebirth series (short stories)
95) Comfort's Embrace (short story)
96) A Maids Tale! (short story)
97) To Have Tea and Crackers (short story)
98) Me of all People!? (Chapters in progress)
99) The Tall Mistress (short story)
100) A Dance Of Death! (short story)
101) Retourne-toi! (Chapters in progress)
102) Roses, Hearts and Wine (short story)
103) Care to Dance? (Chapters in progress by me!)
104) Happy Valentine's Day (short story)
105) Share The Love? (short story)
106) Vampire (short story)
107) Between monsters (Chapters in progress)
108) Giant Woman (song/rewriting)
109) Steeplechase (short story)
110) In The Shadows (Chapters in progress)
111) What is it Worth? (Chapters in progress)
112) The positives of being a maiden (short story)
113) Young And Beautiful (short story)
114) Queenslayer (Chapters in progress)
115) Life in Castle Dimitrescu (Chapters in progress)
116) A Soak (short story)
117) Child’s Play! (Chapters in progress)
118) Forbidden (Chapters in progress)
119) The Vampire's Groom (short story)
120) Vampires Can Wear Sweaters Too (Chapters in progress)
121) Don't Cry Mercy.... (short story)
122) Hear Me Out (short story)
123) Sanguinis et Mortis (short story)
124) A Warm Bed (short story) 
125) The Bite That Binds The Gift That Gives (Chapters in progress)
126) Two Hearts Beat As One! (Chapters in progress)
127) Cat Got Your Tongue? (Chapters in progress)
128) The Truth Can Make a Rose Dead (short story)
129) The Mistress's Artist (short story)
130) The Art of Submission (short story)
131) Her Name Upon My Soul (short story)
132) Mine only (short story)
133) Don’t leave me (short story)
134) The Morning Sun (short story)
135) What About What I Want? (Chapters in progress)
136) Facing the Leviathan (short story)
137) No Title (from Deviantart) (short story)
138) MILKERS: The big Smoke | Libro 1: Dimitrescu (Chapters in progress in Spanish)
139) Rolling Stone! (short story)
140) Moonlight Reflections (Chapter in progress)
141) In Sanguis Virginis Veritas (Chapters in progress)
142) Video Games? (short story)
143) Fragility (short story)
144) Pet Lessons (short story)
145) Symphony of Destruction (short story)
146) The Protectors (Chapters in progress)
147) Such A Messy Affair (short story)
148) nourishment (short story)
149) Ma Belle Evangeline (short story)
150) Big Tall Vampire Lady (Chapters in progress)
151) Plaything (Alcina Dimitrescu x Male Reader) (short story)
152) Unexpected (short story)
153) All Hallows’ Eve (Chapters in progress...by me!)
154) Affliction (Chapters in progress)
155) Adapt and Overcome (Chapters in progress)
156) So We Meet Again (short story)
157) Stole (Chapters in progress)
158) Unexpected expectancy (short story)
159) Blood Moon! (short story)
160) Under Your Spell (Chapters in progress)
161) Kitten Likes To Play! (short story)
162) A Good Servant (short story)
163) My Huntress, My Wife (short story)
164) Mother Is God In The Eyes Of A Child! (short story)
165) Memento Mori (Chapters in progress)
166) Hunter Becomes The Hunted! (Chapters in progress)
167) The One She Spared (Chapters in progress)
168) From Eden (Chapters in progress)
169) it takes a village (Chapters in progress)
170) This one time in Romania... (Chapters in progress)
171) One witch dead. One more to go. (short story)
172) Surprise Visit! (short story)
173) Falling into Darkness (Chapters in progress)
174) Finding What's Lost! (Chapters in progress)
175) Call Me Mistress (short story)
176) Burn Witch Burn (Chapters in progress)
177) Scare Tactics (Chapters in progress)
178) a one shot from tumblr (short story)
179) Recon (Chapters in progress)
180) Tea and Ice Lattes (Chapters in progress)
181) Yes, Dear (short story)
182) Use Somebody (Chapters in progress)
183) The Party (short story)
184) Dimitrescu Winter Ball (short story)
185) Learning The Hard Way (short story)
186) The Vamp & The Wolf (Chapters in progress)
187) Trust Is Worth A Thousand Words (Chapters in progress)
188) Family Portrait (short story)
189) The Long Journey Home (Chapters in progress)
190) ~Iubire nemuritoare~ (Chapters in progress)
191) A New Breed (Chapters in progress)
192) Part of the Job (short story)
193) Lingering (short story)
194) Dani’s Mom (shorto story)
195) What Do We Do With A Drunken Vampire? (short story)
196) You're Such A Royal Pain In The Fang! (short story)
197) Woman in White (short story)
198) One shot from tumblr
199) Night Light (short story)
200) The Goddess And The Vampire! (short story)
HOUSE OF DIMITRESCU FF
1) Between Thirst and Affection (short story about Daniela)
2) Series about new character Rosemary Dimitrescu: Part 1 When A Rose Blooms In Winter (Completed); Part 2 Every Rose Has It's Thorns (Completed); Part 3 A Bed of Roses (In progress)
3) Potential Bad Idea (short story about Daniela)
4) Supermarket Flowers (short story about Daniela)
5) Good Girl! (short story about Daniela)
6) Taming one of the beasts! (short story)
7) Into the Unknown (Chapters in progress, multifandom)
8) One Of the Girls (short story)
9) Can't Sleep! Won't Sleep (without you)! (short story)
10) A Mix of the Species! (short story)
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asleepycoyote · 3 years ago
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My prompts
So I have written some prompts that you can ask to use. I will continue to add more. The ones that have italics or look like 'this' can be anyone's dialogue. I just added it so you know it's not only one person talking. To ask, you can just request the number of the prompt/s you can ask for multiple prompts, but please don't add too many. The ones that have a period at the end of the numbers, don't mind that. That's for me to remember something. Okay, anywho, take your pick :D. Remember you don't have to request one of these, you have your own idea, that's good! I'll be happy to write it! If you have a certain gender you want the reader to be don't forget to ask! You can also request me to add prompts to the list too! Okay so here's the prompts :)
1 "Oh no."
"What is it? What happened? Who died?"
"I think I just felt an emotion."
"You have GOT to be kidding me."
2 "Excuse me. I have to go make a scene."
3 "They're like a hurricane in human form."
4 "Fix it."
"It's a ransom note: I don't care about grammar!"
"There is no excuse for bad grammar."
5 "What does the little blinking light mean?"
"It means... wait blinking light?"
6 "What letter comes after 's' in the alphabet?
"T?"
"Ooh, yes please!"
7 "Why is there a magical portal in the bathtub?!"
8 "I love you from the bottom of my heart, but I don't trust your cooking. Stay out of my kitchen."
9 "We can't have a crisis- my schedule is already full..
10 "How long have you been standing there?
"Longer than you'd like."
11 "Small fire! I said to set a small fire! This is not small!"
12 "I want to go home."
"And I want to go to the moon. It ain't happening, sweetheart. Time to accept that."
13 "It's really not that complicated."
14 "Close the door."
15 "It's three in the morning."
16 "Why are you helping me?"
17 "Just trust me."
18 "What are you thinking about?"
19 "Someday you'll thank me for kidnapping you?"
20 "Who sent you here?"
"I wasn't sent here... if anything, it was an accident."
"Made by whom?"
"Myself, I suppose."
"You sent yourself here on accident?"
"Well, I certainly didn't come here on purpose..."
21 "I just want to be happy."
22 "Can I sleep over? My parents are fighting again."
23 "Why won't you let me help you?!"
24 "You know we make a pretty good team."
25 "You're a horrible liar."
26 "You're freezing. Come here."
27 "I'm saying that because I care about you!
28 "Sing me a song please.
29 "I can explain./!"
30 "Come here."
31 "The real treasure was the memories we made along the way."
"I almost died!"
"Ah yes, that was my fondest memory."
32 "They're crying, what do I do?"
"Go comfort them."
"How do I do that?"
"Start with hugs."
"With what?"
33 "Somehow you don't even have to open your mouth to make my head hurt."
34 "Stop waking me up in the middle of the night."
35 "Any shorter and you'd probably fade out of existence."
36 "I fixed you breakfast. I know it's just a bowl of cereal, but it's the only thing I can't burn."
37 "You just gave off the impression that you want to murder everyone you look at."
38 "It's not my birthday."
"It's definitely your birthday."
"Give me a calendar and I will prove it to—oh. Never mind. Happy birthday to me."
39 "Bold of you to assume I wouldn't just summon a trans-dimensional entity to help me avoid all my problems."
40 "I'm not human. I never was. So, why are you expecting me to act like one?
41 "Everything here can kill you, but I can do it most efficiently."
42 "They took my wallet. Yes, just my wallet. Well.... maybe my passport too."
43 "I don't think of you as a protector. More like a friend."
44 "You deserved that."
45 "Shh, shh. You were dreaming."
46 "I won't leave you behind."
47 "You should be in bed."
48 "What's our exit strategy?"
"Our what?"
"Oh my god, we are all going to die."
49 "Oh my god, you're taking up the whole bed."
50 "I could keep you safe, they're all afraid of me."
51 "I trusted you!"
52 "I know your secret."
"You're gonna have to be more specific there, buddy. Which one? I have a lot of skeletons in my closet."
53 "Who gave you that black eye?!"
54 "Everyone keeps telling me your bad guy."
55 "Why? Because I don't want you to get hurt, that's why!"
56 "You're scared of that, aren't you?"
57 "Come on, when have my calculations ever been wrong?"
"Well-"
"Shut up, that was one time."
58 "Enjoying the view, sunshine?"
59 "While I do enjoy the silent treatment, I wasn't aware I had done anything to you."
60 "I think that's enough."
61 "They deserved it."
62 "What... is this?"
63 "You can't be serious!"
64 "I'm not sorry!"
65 "Who are you?"
"Oh sweetheart, I'm your worst nightmare."
"Wait a minute. Your that guy that tripped over my shoes on the bus this morning and said thank you-"
66 "Just because I'm helping you doesn't mean I care, your death would be a minor inconvenience. That's all."
67 "You owe me."
68 "Don't make me come in there."
69 "Don't touch me."
70 "That wasn't funny."
71 "I am fully convinced you never graduated kindergarten."
72 "Am I doing it right?"
73 "For God's sake! Who have you killed now?"
74 "Do you even know how to fly this thing?"
"Normally, I'd lie and say yes, but considering the fact that I almost flew us into that building, I'm going to assume you know the answer."
75 "What are you doing?! Don't eat it!"
76 "Feel free to admire me."
77 "You're insane!"
"I know! Isn't it great?"
78 "You don't know a thing."
79 "The truth is I never loved you."
80 "Is this a game to you?"
81 "Stop yelling at me."
"I'm not yelling at you! I'm just... being abnormally projective in the vocal region!"
"Otherwise known as yelling..."
82 "Don't ever forget me. Please?"
83 "I screwed up."
84 "You're my regret."
85 "No, sir. I am not underestimating the kidnappers. YOU are understanding my grandmother."
86 "Stay away from the llama."
87 "No one visits my grave anymore... wait. I don't even have a grave!"
88 "Tuna shamed."
89 "Well, I can scratch that off my bucket list."
"Who puts getting arrested on their bucket list?!"
90 "I-I can't stop it. I'm sorry..."
"It's okay, it's okay. Just breathe. You don't have to be sorry for anything. I got you."
91 "What am I supposed to tell my parents? 'Hi mom and dad, I ,snuck out past curfew, almost died, discovered I can teleport, and now I'm joining a gang of superheroes.'"
"Maybe don't use the word 'gang'."
"You think that's the part they'll have the most trouble with?!"
92 "Give me the wallet or I shoot."
"No."
"What do you mean no? I'm serious, I will shoot you."
"Let me repeat myself. No."
"Um... okay I guess."
"Aren't you going to shoot me?"
"I don't know. This hasn't happened before."
"Well, until you do, wanna grab a bite to eat? I'm starving."
93 "Watch me."
94 "I thought you were dead."
95 "You're never going to let that go, are you?"
96 "Was that supposed to hurt?"
97 "You have to leave right now."
98
"I love you."
99 "I hate you.
100 "I didn't catch your name."
"I didn't throw it."
101 "How long has it been since you last ate something?"
102. "No, don't look at me!"
103. "How many marshmallows can you eat?"
104 "Why did you kick so much in your sleep? Are you constantly dreaming about soccer?"
105 "Destroying lives, one person at a time."
106 "Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2am.
107 "Just breathe."
108. "STOP EATING MY LASAGNA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
109. "I don't understand why you should feel the urge to do that."
110. "I trust you."
"Wow, that incredibly... stupid of you."
111 "You broke my heart and all you can say is sorry?"
112 "You can't really blame me can you? You can only blame yourself."
113. "You keep painting me as the villain."
"Because you are the villain."
114. "Who could ever love someone like you?"
115 "I never stood a chance, did I?"
"That's the sad part - you did once."
116 "I've missed this."
117. "Who are you to tell me how to live my life?"
118. "Are you going to yell at me too? I guess I do deserve it."
119 "I don't want to have another surgery."
120. "Quit touching the IV."
121 "I was going to say something mean about them, but decided against it."
122 "How do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"
123. "Are you going to stand there or are you going to kiss me? I'm tired of lying to my diary."
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nightlovechild · 6 years ago
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Bad Lair - Logan's Week. (Day 7: LAMPD)
I HAVE RISEN FROM THE DEAD! My muse came back and she has blessed me by staying with me!
Warnings: Lies, Deception, Spanking, Blow job, Hand job, 69ing, Deceit (His name is Dimitri)
Summary: Logan, spectacularly, loses a bet against Roman. The bet: Not lying for 72 hours. The catch: Dimitri's been keeping tabs the whole time.
“Logan, how much coffee have you had?” Patton asked shaking the almost empty tin.
“Sorry, what are were you saying Pat?” Logan tried to dismiss the question. Furiously collecting his papers from the table and his precious coffee mug.
“I asked how much coffee you’ve had?” Patton restated. He could have sworn he had Roman fill this yesterday. “Because either you or Virgil are pulling all nighters again.”
“Only on my third cup. If you are making more actually…” Logan was cut off by the tip of a wooden paddle under his chin guiding his mouth shut.
“Well, that makes a full set in my book.” Dimitri let the hiss blend out the s's in his loud statement. His intention to get Patton's attention clearly working.
“Hi Dee-honey, did you want breakfast? We’re going to have scrambled” Patton cracked on additional egg on the side of the bowl then threw it into the sink.“Wait! LOGAN RATIONALE SANDERS! Did you just lie to me?” The shock and outrage ringing in Patton’s voice as he whipped off his apron. Patton took a towering stance over Logan. His eyes flicking back on forth between Logan and Dee.
Dimitri couldn't help but think Patton was a little slow in the morning, but quick to get answers. It made his cock harden at the fire in Patton’s eyes.
Logan swallowed hard as the wooden paddle slid back to his Adam's apple. Why had he ever let Roman drag him into this bet? Who knew not lying was so burdensome.
~☆~
“You could not!” Roman barked a laugh in Logan’s face.
“FALSEHOOD! My interests are never to conceal the facts in any situation. But to enlighten the minds of all involved. Frankly, 72 hours of honesty would benefit you greatly.” Logan said as he leaned closer. His finger jabbing at Roman’s red sash.
“Respect others personal space, please. No touching unless you’ve been given consent” Patton reminded them as he came into the living room.
“I would if Roman showed respect for the scientific method. This show is inspired by the work of Paul Ekman, the world's foremost expert on facial expressions and detection of lies.” Logan continued on ramping up for a great speech.
“Radical honesty was just a ploy. So Chill L.The show is using to get away with shocking the viewers. To be honest, It gives me second hand embarrassment. So can we just finish it.” Virgil cringed deeper into Patton’s side while pulling his hood up.
“Edger Allen Foe is right. A character vowing to be honest a hundred percent of the time is there for comical relief.” Roman explained while grabbing a handful of popcorn. “Plus betting against me? Well all I can say is failure never suits you.”
A growl issued from Logan's throat that was usually reserved for scheduling conflicts found at 3am.
“Watching your reputation tarnish like the cheap metal you and your sword are forged out of will be my pleasure.To these terms, I do accept.” Logan stuck his hand out with such force, Roman was forced to step up.
Their handshake sent a wave through the mindscape.
~☆~
“Answer me Mister!” Patton demanded.
Logan had to think fast. Roman would never let him live this down for one moment if he didn’t get past Patton’s interrogation. Spying the time on clock on the wall, He only had 35 minutes left until the bet expired. It would have been simple to fool Patton but with the Master of lies being here. Logan would need to believe his words. Sitting up a bit straighter and adjusting his tie, Logan took a deep breath without the solid gleaming paddle sitting against his blushing skin.
“As I stated previously. I have only had three cups of coffee.” Logan stated clearly and with a precision that would have made Sherlock Holmes impressed.
“You’re lying! Right now!” Patton chided as the smirk on Dimitri’s face turn predatory.
“How? I mean.. Falsehood! “I have had three cups of coffee since sunrise.” Logan was falling apart as the wooden paddle traced down his body to his lap. The increasing pressure between his legs made Logan crack. “But I haven’t been to bed yet so I have technically imbibed 17 cups of coffee since you made the first pot yesterday.” Logan’s confession ending in panting as Dimitri lightly rubbed the paddle against Logan’s sore but hardening cock.
“See? Doesn’t that feel better? Lying never suits my toys.’ Dimitri cooed while grabbing the back of Logan’s collar and guiding him over to the back of the couch. “Hold this for me, won’t you?”
Logan bit his bottom lip as he put his palms flat. The paddle looking so innocent now in his own hands. Logan whimpered as Dimitri undid his belt then his zipper with practiced ease. Slowly yellow gloved fingers lowered his pants just below his ass.
“Patton you’re in for a treat today, if you want it. There is no need to feel bad if you say no. We,” Dimitri pinched the firm ass in front of him as he continued, “have a prearranged agreement that lying is a punishable offence, isn’t that right my toy?”
“Yes, Sir!” Logan answered shortly.
“So he’ll get that is coming to him either way. But if you say yes.” Dimitri took the paddle from Logan’s out held hands as pushed his chest to the back of the couch, presenting a tempting target for Patton.
“Well, you get the picture.”
Patton’s feelings twisted and turned. If this had been like one of his Saturday morning cartoons there would have been an angel on one shoulder and a little devil on the other. It was a simple misunderstanding the Angel would say. Maybe Logan hadn’t understood the promise he made to Patton weeks ago after their discussion about coffee consumption. How it has a nasty way of making Patton panicky. Caffeine has that effect on the heart, you know. The Devil just wondered how many strokes it would take to make Logan whimper Patton’s name all pretty like? Patton gripped the offered handle tight as the angel on his shoulder fainted and the devil chuckled.
“How many times have I told you nice boys don’t lie to their Daddies!” Patton let the paddle fall with a nice smack.
Logan jumped away from the strike but couldn’t go far as Patton’s other hand weighted against his lower back. The crack of the paddle against Logan’s ass and echoing moan couldn’t cover the joyous laughter of the Prince joining the scene.
“Oh, how the mighty have fallen! My sweet sweet pocket protector! Why didn’t you just come to me? Admit you couldn’t follow through with our bet and avoid all this humiliation? Sucking me off doesn’t seem like such a mighty command now does it?” Roman bounced on the balls of his feet as he stood next to Dimitri. Enjoying how the snake’s arms slithered around him holding his body close and out of the path of the swinging paddle.
“Bite me, writer’s-blockhead. This is your fault.” Logan bit out around a moan as another smack connected.
“Oh, No. We are not blaming the foolish prince for your actions. You lying to everyone was your own choice.” Dimitri scolded Logan as he stroked Roman through his soft pajama bottoms to quell any of the royal’s protests.
“You lied to all of us?” A gruff voice pulled their attention back to the stairs. Virgil stood on the landing hugging his open hoodie around his middle while rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
“You got that straight, even though we’re gay, my fellow fibbing fatality. But, I have dibs to spank him next. You can go after I'm done with nerd-boy." Roman relished as he flexed his hands warming each digit up individually.
“Why do I have to go after you?” Virgil grimaced at Roman as Dimitri slipped past the quarrelsome boys.
Patton’s anger was a flash in the pan as Logan started whimpering, legs shaking. The fifth swing connected and Logan’s sweet voice uttered his name. Patton adjusted himself as Logan’s hand reached out to grip Patton’s pant leg.
“My sweet boy.” Patton’s words were comforting as he hugged the logical side to himself.
Gloved hands caressing their backs as Patton and Logan traded slow kisses. Humming as Dimitri joined in, lips pressing together in sets. Allowing the third to watch as the other two kiss, then they would exchange partners. Logan’s attention was slipping into the lust as he grinded against both of his dominants. But too quick to process his Sir was standing behind him tugging his pants and underwear down sharply. The elastic band made his cock snap back up, marking Patton’s tan slacks with precome as his cock bounced. Letting Logan step out of the material, Sir discarded the items.
Soft kisses to Patton's flushed cheeks, Dimitri took the paddle back. Holding it out to the other's. The royal and anxious side’s grabbing the handle at the same time. "I didn't think lying was so crucial to my day to day life." Logan admitted as Dimitri’s hands ran over his bare ass evaluating the level of pinkness. "Lo, you can't bake a cake with salt instead of sugar and wonder why it tastes bitter.” Patton guided Logan to the other side of the couch to sit them both down.
“But each cake gets a half teaspoon of salt to enhance all the other flavors though.” Dimitri purred as his fingers grasped the short hairs at the nape of Logan’s neck, his other hand moving Logan on to his hands and knees over Patton’s lap. “And Logan’s lying has greatly improved the outlook all of our morning, wouldn’t you agree my heart?” Dimitri’s voice was thick as he stroked the moral side’s obvious bulge. The responding moan was taken as a yes.
Flipping the paddle over in their argument, Roman and Virgil stalled as they stared at the cutout imprint that was suddenly carved into the cherry oak paddle; 'Falsehood'. "Who wants to make that legible across this pretty little lair's ass?" Deceit smirked thumb and forefinger gripping Logan's face tight.
“Me! ME! Everyone knows it’s beauty before the beast.” Roman said.
“Fat chance, Price Pig-head! I’m next!” Virgil bit back.
“I know! Why don’t we gauge it on the size of the lie told? Doesn’t that sound fun my toy?” Dimitri’s voice no longer hiding the giddiness of it all. Having all four of the side’s attention was a rare thing. The snake side was living his best life right now.
“Okay.” They agreed in unison. Turning to face Logan as a united force.
“Better not keep them waiting, my toy. It might turn out to be detrimental to your health if you do.” Dimitri knelt down giving Logan the stage.
Goosebumps crawled across Logan’s body as the chill of their glazes sunk in. This wasn’t going to be easy. Adjusting the weight on his shoulders by moving his hands, the soft couch cushions giving away in a way he wished the floor would. Jumping at the soft touch across his fluttering stomach. Patton tried his best to reassure the logical side. Looking over his shoulder, Patton mouthed the word, Breathe. Drawing the oxygen deep in his lungs and exhaling.
“I don’t know which one is worse. I didn’t enter the situations with the intention to deceive. But your mental states... My loves, you needed my words more than…” Roman’s bored yawning became louder and Virgil’s darken circles made him look possessed.
“I stole Roman’s idea after I informed him it was ridiculous and moronic. I wrote it into the budgeting plan journal that Thomas keeps so I could get it out of the mindscape, but when Thomas and Joan found it later they thanked me. I didn’t correct them or tell Roman.” Logan was cut off by the offended Princey noises as Roman successfully yanked the paddle away from Virgil. But Dimitri blocked the royal as he whispered for Roman to breathe.
“Your anger is justified but acting in anger is not, my dear. We play in a safe, sane and consensual way. Relax with me and let us hear the lies that were commissioned just for our dark and stormy night.” The snake wielded his control as easily as he always does.
“The longer you live the chances of dying alone increases... Dramatically. There’s a 1:68 chance you’ll die in a car crash. The sound outside of your window last night was the wolf from the horror book I have been reading. I let it out of the subconscious. No, I don’t know how to put it back. I shrunk your blanket after I spilled coffee on it, because I couldn’t ask Patton to wash it for me, because I wasn’t supposed to be drinking coffee at 3am in the morning.” Logan rushed out adopting Virgil’s ripped band-aid style of reveals.
The gales of laughter that tore out of Virgil surprised everyone, but most of all Logan. Once the fits of laughter faded, Virgil smiled wide showing his teeth.
“Roman you can have his ass. I want his mouth. I am finally going to get something good out of it.” Virgil’s voice rung deep, distortion dancing along the syllables.
“Play nice boys. Patton and I would hate to have to spread the punishments out to the rest of you.” Dimitri said as he released his grip on Roman. Winking with a smirk at the Moral side.
The royal sprang to his feet without another word. Standing to the backside of his conquest, he spun the paddle choosing the flat or carved side to start with, but then paused. “You really pissed me off with the slight to my swords valor, but this wasn’t a part of your original agreement. I need your consent Logan. Because I want my pound of flesh, but only if your willing to give it.” Roman stood like a king awaiting the logical side’s answer.
“You are so much more than I have ever given you credit for, Roman. I would be proud to be humbled by you and your newly acquired and thankfully blunter sword. I openly agree to this new arrangement.” Logan’s voice held fast as he sat up on his knees, looking Roman in the eyes.
Swooping in like only the prince can Logan was being held and kissed in a maddening pace. Then thrown forward just as fast. Landing back again on his hands and knees. The only difference was Patton was gone and Virgil sat on the arm of the couch.Virgil’s pants pulled down just enough to expose his hard cock, which he was stroking with a smirk that made Logan lick his lips.
The swing of the paddle drove Logan forward face first into Virgil’s lap. A cry of pain and pleasure ringing out as Roman brought the paddle down again. Soft fingers brushed Logan’s hair out of his face and caressed down to his temples, removing his glasses.
“Don’t want those getting broke, do we? My sweet easily manipulated genius.” Virgil slid the head of his cock along Logan’s lips, leaving a shiny pre-come lip gloss as he went. “I knew you were lying to me. I am the anthology of apprehension, the tracker of trepidation. I asked because I wanted to see if you loved me enough to lie.”
The crack of paddle rung through the room, Logan rocked forward and Virgil pushed his hips forward, forcing his cock into Logan’s wet mouth, “I love you too, Lo.”
Overwhelmed was a nice, but far off word for how Logan was feeling. Logan was fucking flying. His mind lost in the moment his cock throbbing between his legs as he pulled his legs together to push himself further down on Virgil’s cock. Virgil only letting Logan breathe when his eyes started to water. His ass burned intensely as Roman continued, having turned the paddle over to the carved side. Roman’s many hours of training shining in his follow through. As Logan could feel the lettering bite into his skin. Needing his actions to repair what his pride could have ruined Logan tried his best to please both with his sounds and body. Virgil’s deep dark moans became growls as Logan pressed his nose to Virgil’s groin. It made his slutty heart jump as much as his cock.
“Fucking love when our boys play so well together.” Dimitri sat back on the coffee table drawing Patton to his lap.
“Language!” Patton tried to sound authoritative, but failed as Dimitri magically clicked his clothes away. The soft worn yellow gloves working across Patton’s sensitive body.
“Ohh. Dee. T-that feels.” Patton melted back against the dark side’s body as the skilled hands worked all the tension out of his shoulders and thick thighs then playing with his soft stomach and hard nipples.
It was glorious. All the sights and sounds before him. Playing with his toy was great, but watching the others play with his toy while fondling the DILF of his wet dreams, Dimitri could have been stricken from the mindscape with a smile on face. But he wasn’t going anywhere. Not until they were all sticky and worn out.  
“Let me see your handiwork there, Princey.” Dimitri called out while he let his hand slide down to Patton’s inner thigh. Humming as Logan’s bright red ass bore the word Falsehood over and over again. “That’s wonderful. Won’t be able to sit without thinking about you, us, all of this for days. Why don’t you give my toy a little pleasure for taking his punishment so well.”
“Can I fuck him?” Roman knelt behind Logan, gripping his hips and grinding hard against Logan’s swollen ass. The yelp turned into vibrations around Virgil’s cock, making Roman do it again, just to see Virgil’s eyes roll back in his head again.
“No. A bad toy doesn’t get that much pleasure. But you can use him anyway you need to get off. Being creative, think of something. Dimitri clicked the rest of Roman’s clothes away. The action made Patton moan at the sight Roman’s cock standing at attention.
“Fuck..Fuck F-fuck yes.” Virgil chanted as Logan continued sucking him down. Being able to truly focus without Roman’s punishing force. “I’m ...gonna…’M” Virgil’s words blending out into groans as Virgil spilled right there. Logan’s throat flexed around his cock taking every drop.
“Mine now!” Roman kissed Virgil as his pulling Logan off the other’s softening cock. Forcing Logan up onto his knees on then flat onto his back. The couch springs creaking as the prince straddled Logan’s head, but facing Logan’s body. Roman lowered himself once Logan’s hands greedily helped the prince’s cock into his mouth. Roman matched the logical side’s actions, deep-throating Logan in three strokes. Their hands wrapped around each other’s hips, helping each other thrust and move. Getting off as fast as they could manage. Virgil assisted by keep Roman’s hair out of his face as the prince went to work on their redeemed lair.
The sight of his boys 69ing right in front of his eyes with Virgil so sweetly looking after them. Adding in the feeling of Dimitri sharp teeth nibbling on his shoulder while the snake’s hands worked his cock in time with their thrusting hips. Patton come so hard, his semen arched high and splattered across Logan’s thigh and Roman’s arm.
“That’s it, come on them, such dirty sluts! Deserve to be marked for sucking each other off on the couch. F-ffuck yes grind against me, Pat. Keep doing that, right there” Dimitri’s mouth continued as he made a mess inside his underwear as Roman’s and Logan’s muffled moans peaked and went quiet. Panting and kissing carried on as everyone sat up with dopey smiles and realized how sticky they all were.
The living room slowly transformed from a den of iniquity to a place of soft blankets, sweet snacks and big glasses of water. Cleaned up and fresh pajamas on, everyone cuddled around the blushing brainiac. Making sure he was okay while they settled into to start on a new show.
Patton picked up the remote, pausing the show. “Wait, Dee you set at the beginning of this. It was a full set in your book. Does that mean Logan lied to you too?”
“Yeah. ‘No Sir, I only think about you when I get hard. The others never cross my mind.’” Dee mimicked Logan’s voice while pulling him close. “Such a bad lair.”   
Logan tried to hide his face while they all started laughing.
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anxietyriddenkiwiposts · 6 years ago
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Get to know me
(1) Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed?
Open (my closet doesnt have a door)
(2) Do You Have Freckles?
hardly 
(3) Can You Whistle?
yes
(4) Last Song You Listened To.
Revelry - Kings Of Leon 
(5) What Is Your Favourite Colour?
Saphire blue 
(6) Relationship Status.
Taken/ 7 months strong
(7) What Is The Temperature Right Now?
65 degrees Fahrenheit
(8) Did You Wake Up Cranky?
sometimes 
(9) How Many Followers?
25
(10) Zodiac Sign.
Aquarius 
(11) What Is Your Eye Colour?
dark brown but depending on the lighting they can look black
(12) Take A Vitamin Daily?
Yes
(13) Do You Sing In The Shower?
Doesn't everyone?
(14) What Books Are You Reading?
This question comes with a weird fact. I can only read one book at a time unless it's for school. The book I'm reading is The Sculptor by Gregory Funaro
(15) Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14.
“Any 6-foot-5 lesbians in your department, Dr. Hildebrant?”
(16) Favourite Anime?
Hetalia 
(17) Last Person You Cried In Front Of?
My grandpa 
(18) Do You Collect Anything?
books?
(19) What Did You Have For Lunch?
yesterday I had tomato soup
(20) Do You Dance In The Car?
yes
(21) Favourite Animal?
Chinese Water Deer    
(22) Do You Watch The Olympics?
Yes
(23) What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed?
It depends 
(24) Are You Wearing Makeup Right Now?
No
(25) Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean?
Pool
(26) Favourite Tumblr Blog?
I don't know?
(27) Bottled Water Or Tap Water?
Tap
(28) What Makes You Happy?
@queenbean17
(29) Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now.
Tumblr media
(30) Do You Study Better With Or Without Music?
I can't concentrate without it. 
(31) Dogs Or Cats?
Dogs
(32) If You Were A Crayon What Colour Would You Be?
white because I'm useless 
(33) PlayStation Or Xbox.
PlayStation
(34) Would You Swim In The Lake Or Ocean?  
Lake
(35) Do You Believe In Magic?
Yes
(36) What Colour Shirt Are You Wearing?
TyeDye
(37) Can You Curl Your Tongue?
Yes
(38) Do You Save Money Or Spend It?
Both
(39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You? If so, what is it?
Yes. It's a bra 
(40) Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now?
no
(41) Have You Ever Caught A Butterfly?
I mean they land on me but I haven't tried to catch one?
(42) Are You Easily Influenced By Other People?
No
(43) Do You Have Strange Dreams?
y e s  
(44) Do You Like Going On Airplanes? 
n O 
(45) Name One Movie That Made You Cry.
Bambi
(46) Peanuts Or Sunflower Seeds?
Sunflower Seeds 
(47) If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be?
MCR *cries* 
(48) Are You A Picky Eater?
No
(49) Are You A Heavy Sleeper?
no
(50) Do You Fear Thunder / Lightning?
No
(51) Do You Like To Read / Write?
Read: yes Write: Sometimes
(52) Do You Like Your Music Loud?
No
(53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents?
THIS IS HALLOWEEN (i would rather carve pumpkins 
(54) Put Your Music On Shuffle, What Is The First Song That Came Up?
I Stay Away - Alice In Chains 
(55) What Season Are You In Right Now? 
Summer
(56) What Are You Craving Right Now?
the sweet release of d e a t h no but fr i want to be cuddled rn 
(57) Post A Screenshot Of Your Tumblr Feed.
i dont know how to screenshot on my laptop rip 
(58) What Is Your Gender?
pineapple
(59) Coffee Or Tea? 
T E A 
(60) Do You Have Any Homework Right Now? If So, What Is It About?
School doesn't start until tomorrow 
(61) What Is Your Sexuality?
Pansexual
(62) Do You Make Your Bed In The Morning?
no
(63) Favorite Pokemon?
Don’t laugh at me please but its Weedle 
(64) Favorite Social Media?
Tumblr
(65) What’s Your Opinion On Instagram Stories?
Not my thing but you do you booboo
(66) Do You Get Homesick?
I think if you’re away from home for long enough no matter who you are you will get homesick 
(67) Are You A Virgin?
Is that any of your business?
(68) What Shampoo And Conditioner Are You Using Right Now?
my sister got it for me it's from Lush. I can't remember the name 
(69) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free? 
Car
(70) Are Both Of Your Blood Parents Still In Your Life?
Both my blood parents passed away when I was little 
(71)  Whats The Next Movie You Want To See In Theaters?
No idea tbh 
(72) Do You Miss Your Ex?
n o 
(73) What Is Your Favourite Quote Right Now?
A protector can’t protect someone who does not wish to be protected.   -  Dan Lord
(74) What Eye Colour Do You Find Prettiest?
Green or grey
(75) Did You Like Swinging As A Child? Do You Still Get Excited When You See A Swing Set?
Y E S 
(76) What Was The Last Thing You Ate?
last night I had steak
(77) What Games Do You Have On Your Phone?
more than I should tbh 
(78) Would You Give A Homeless Person CPR If They Were Dying? Why Or Why Not? 
Yes. Everyone has a right to life no matter there financial situation and the fact that someone wouldnt give a homeless person CPR because they are homeless make me sick
(79) Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?
no
(80) Stalked Someone On A Social Network?
No
(81) Do You Like Meeting New People?
it dependes 
(82) Do You Wear Rings? If You Do, Take A Picture Of Them.
I dont wear them 
(83) Do You Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open Or Closed?
Closed
(84) What Are Three Things You Did Today?
Blinked, drank water, breathed. Im a smart ass sry 
(85) What Do You Wear To Bed?
usally shorts and a hoodie 
(86) List All Of Your Different Beauty Products You Have Right Now.
Soap and water
(87) Are You A Day Or Night Person? 
Night?
(88) List All Of Your Video Games On Your Phone, Console Etc.
Aint o body got time for that 
(89) Tell Me About A Dream That You Had And When It Happened.
One time when i was younger i had a dream that i was in the woods and the tres grew legs and they could use their branches as arms and they all started dacing around.. it ended with them chasing me with knives     
(90) Favourite Soda Drink?
rootbeer
(91) What Sounds Are Your Favourite?
rain hitting an old tin roof  
(92) Do You Wear Jeans Or Sweats More?
jeans
(93) How Do You Look Right Now? 
i look like a mess
(94) Name Something That Relaxes You.
rain
(95) What Tattoo Do You Want?
i want a snake tat on my arm 
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pyrrhesia · 7 years ago
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rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself
last 1. drink - a banana milkshake (usually iced coffee around this time of day, but football training is soon enough) 2. phone call - a Vodafone telemarketer trying to get ahold of me. Six times. 3. text message - something mundane about bread to my mother 4. song you listened to - like half of Eurovision lmao 5. time you cried - Rae wrote a story that has made me cry all four times or so I’ve read it. It’s kind of cathartic. ever 6. dated someone twice - I guess technically 7. kissed someone and regretted it - It was probably a mistake, but no regrets 8. been cheated on - Nah 9. lost someone special - Not in terms of like, death, but... 10. been depressed - Probably! 11. gotten drunk and thrown up - Yes, but probably because of food poisoning. Record for throwing up while hung over is five times in a morning, though. fave colours 12. Emerald green 13. Indigo 14. Purple in the last year have you… 15. made new friends - Yeah, for sure. Mostly in the football team. 16. fallen out of love - No. 17. laughed until you cried - No. 18. found out someone was talking about you - Yeah. 19. met someone who changed you - hi quinn 20. found out who your true friends are - Definitely. 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - No. general 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - Almost all, but it’s a small list. So it’s probably like 90. 23. do you have any pets - Ivy the mysteriously quiet cat, Apple the egotistical lagomorphine tyrant queen. 24. do you want to change your name - Too much paperwork. Everyone calls me Ciaran by now anyway. 25. what did you do for your last birthday - it was quiet. there’s been a lot of quiet, nice birthdays in a row. But I think the next one should be more of an occasion. 26. what time did you wake up today - Just before 7.
27. what were you doing at midnight last night - Winding down to get to bed, but I wound up dwelling on the internet for another like 15 minutes. 28. what is something you can’t wait for - The 27th. Submitting three short stories to a compilation. 30. what are you listening to right now - The heater behind me, a chill stream of Crusader Kings 2 (god bless the wizards of the Qi Protectorate). 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - if you’ve ever heard the two gentlemen of verona story, proteus and valentine were both played by guys called tom 32. something that’s getting on your nerves - feeling so tired all the time 33. most visited website - probably the Guardian 34. hair colour - dark brunet 35. long or short hair - short 36. do you have a crush on someone - Generally! But not at the moment, no 37. what do you like about yourself - it’s a pain, but, fuck, I know how to limp over the line and get the job done. 38. want any piercings? - No. 39. blood type - It Is A Mystery 40. nicknames - Cici is only for Certain People, or various usernames 41. relationship status - yeah i have one of those 42. zodiac - Aries 43. pronouns - sure 44. fave tv shows - Orphan Black, Series of Unfortunate Events, Gotham, the Wire 45. tattoos - Someday there’s going to be a water phoenix on an arm, for Reasons. 46. right or left handed - Right. 47. ever had surgery - I don’t think so, but maybe. I was in hospital for a while when I was like four years old, and don’t remember why. 48. piercings - Nope. 49. sport - fooooootballllll. I’ll watch ice hockey, either code of rugby, AFL or baseball if they’re around, and do pay attention to the Super Bowl at least. But. fooooootbaaaallllll 50. vacation - Wherever, honestly. I’d have to speak the language, which unfortunately rules out everywhere but the Anglosphere and Italy. 51. trainers - A pretty recent, fitted pair. They cost more than I thought because it turned out I was flat-footed and needed lifts. more general 52. eating - If it’s savoury, it’s generally the good shit. I’ll eat a pie before training, if there’s one in the freezer. If not... I hadn’t thought of that possibility.
53. drinking - Iced coffee is the favourite. The next will be the water I bring to training. 54. i’m about to watch - Still need to get back into Orphan Black now series 5 is on Aus Netflix. 55. waiting for - a job. 56. want - insanely touch-starved right now basically forever 57. get married - Not a deal-maker or -breaker. 58. career - Writing, is the dream. Education, perhaps more realistic. which is better 59. hugs or kisses - I mean, kisses, but you wouldn’t kiss just anyone... 60. lips or eyes - Eyes. 61. shorter or taller - Don’t really care, but I guess my Type is usually taller. 62. older or younger - twenties 63. nice arms or stomach - the Good Midriff is a wonderful and important thing 64. hookup or relationship - A relationship, eventually. 65. troublemaker or hesitant - Troublemaker, I think. Easier for things to just happen. have you ever 66. kissed a stranger - I wouldn’t really say a ‘stranger’, but... 67. drank hard liquor - Yeah. 68. lost glasses - Nope. 69. turned someone down - Yeah, it kind of sucked. 70. sex on first date - Not my style. 71. broken someone’s heart - I don’t think so, but... 72. had your heart broken - Yeah, but it was just stupid teen shit. 73. been arrested - No. 74. cried when someone died - I... don’t think so... ? 75. fallen for a friend - Absolutely. do you believe in 76. yourself - Mostly. I believe in myself to keep going, more than anything. 77. miracles - Yes, the US sure won that hockey match that one time. 78. love at first sight - That’d be lust. 79. santa claus - Nope. I don’t believe I ever got taught to, sadly. 80. kiss on a first date - Sure.  81. angels - I’m not ruling anything out. other 82. best friend’s name - That’s a hard one. 83. eye colour - Greenish. 84. fave movie - uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 85. fave actor - Let’s say Morena Baccarin.
@catpella wanted to be tagged and whoever else wants to can too.
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perfectirishgifts · 4 years ago
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Holiday Gift Guide 2020: Best Gifts For Business Travelers
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Holiday Gift Guide 2020: Best Gifts For Business Travelers
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Yes, even in 2020. Business travelers have had a year like no other, and this is a perfect time to show them your appreciation. Whether you want to gift them something extravagant or have a small, meaningful token of appreciation in mind, there is something for every business traveler and gift budget in this guide.
Pilot’s Explorer Pen
The Explorer Pen
Pilot’s Explorer pen is a great gift for a business traveler who wants to write in comfort and style without the worry of keeping track of an expensive pen during action-packed work trips. The Explorer is priced under $25, but it looks as chic as expensive fountain pens. You can choose either a Fine or Medium stainless steel nib, and it conveniently comes in a gift box. It’s refillable, so you may also choose to gift some refill ink along with the pen. Price: $23.95 from Amazon.
Floral Street Mini Eau de Parfum Discovery Set
Mini Eau de Parfum Discovery Set
Business travelers often need to freshen up on the go, so what better treat than a bouquet of mini heavenly perfumes to choose from? Floral Street’s Discovery Set features eight mini 0.5-ounce bottles of perfume that include Neon Rose, Wild Vanilla Orchid, Black Lotus, London Poppy, Wonderland Peony, Iris Goddess, Chypre Sublime, and Ylang Ylang Espresso. They were designed with 20 percent perfume oil so that they last all day, making them ideal for those who are flying or in meetings all day. The perfumes are also vegan and sustainable, and they’re priced for most holiday gift budgets. Price: $19 from Sephora.
ESPRO Ultralight Coffee Press P0
ESPRO Ultralight Coffee Press P0
The ESPRO Ultralight Coffee Press PO is a to-go mug that was designed to brew coffee on the go, making it ideal for many coffee-loving business travelers. If tea is preferable, it’s also designed to make tea. Double-filtered and vacuum-insulated, it has a waterproof lid and brews coffee without any grit or sludge. It comes in eye-catching colors that include blue, green, and gunmetal grey. Price: $44.95 from ESPRO.
Rafi Nova Black Sapa Crossbody Bag
Black Sapa Crossbody Bag
The colorful Black Sapa Crossbody Bag from Rafi Nova is a fun choice for an eco-friendly traveler who is going for a quick weekend getaway. It converts from serving as a pouch to a crossbody bag with its removable strap. It has a hidden pocket for smartphones and two zippered pouches for storing whatever you want within easy reach. It’s crafted from vegan leather and handmade, vintage, up-cycled textiles that have been carefully chosen from Northern Vietnam. A matching backpack and a matching mask are available. Price: $72 from Rafi Nova.
Nest Bedding Easy Breather Travel Pillow
Nest Bedding Easy Breather Travel Pillow
The Easy Breather Travel Pillow allows the business traveler to get comfortable rest on a plane or even in the airport on layovers. As a luxury on-the-go pillow, it was designed to be sturdy and be easily cleaned for frequent travelers. Its removable slip cover will even allow the recipient to adjust the firmness to their own preferences. Also, a safety clip holds the pillow in place while they rest. Price: $59.99 from Nest Bedding.
HP Sprocket Photo Printer 
HP Sprocket
One of the hardest parts of being on the road for many business travelers is how much they miss their family and friends. The HP Sprocket Photo Printer empowers them to easily print out recent photos of their loved ones anywhere they happen to be. They can easily sit them out in hotel rooms. Since the photos are small at 2.3 inches by 3.4 inches, travelers can easily carry them in their wallets. Also the photos are printed on sticky-back paper, so they can stick the photos on laptops, notebooks, and other products so their kids, spouse, or friends are always in sight. Price: $99.99 from Amazon.
The Lavender Sachet Rock Soap Minis
The Lavender Sachet Rock Soap Minis
The Lavender Sachet specializes in creating luxurious, eco-friendly soaps that look like small works of art or statement pieces. The rock soap minis are small soaps that look like gemstones. Because of their small size, they are ideal for travel, too. Business travelers can grow weary of bland hotel soaps, and these beautiful mini soaps are sure to brighten up their future hotel stays. Price: $12 from The Lavender Sachet.
Sovány Sparkling Flavored Beverages
Sovány Sparkling Beverage
As the. first sparkling water made with USDA organic fruit, Sovány would be a healthy, fun, and useful gift to give any business traveler, especially one who is taking frequent road trips. Having a healthy, tasty beverage on hand can prevent stops for unhealthy sugar-laden drinks at fast food spots or gas stations that are so accessible on trips. Available flavors include raspberry, orange, and apple. This woman-owned company was founded by entrepreneur Marcella Fodor who wanted a beverage that was both delicious and healthy, and these sweet drinks don’t disappoint. Price: A 12-pack is available for $14.50 from Sovány.
Ocushield
Ocushield Anti Blue Light Filter
Business travelers often have to look at screens for most of the day at work, and they can also then be glued to them on planes for entertainment and in their hotel rooms to catch up with family. The Ocushield can be an ideal companion to all that screen time. It is a screen protector that’s created to block blue light. Designed by optometrists in the United Kingdom, every user can decide whether they want the screen protector to be semi-permanent or removable. Price: The anti blue light filter for MacBook Air & Pro is $70 from Ocushield.
Dazzle Dry Mini Manicure Kit
Dazzle Dry Mini Kit
There’s not always time for a manicure when traveling for business, and the Dazzle Dry Mini Kit helps travelers give themselves a salon experience from the comfort of their home or hotel. Dazzle Dry is a healthy nail care system that was created by Dr. Vivian Valenty, a bio-organic chemist. The mini kit has everything you need for the complete four-step system in travel-friendly sizes. That also includes the nail polish, and all their products are vegan and cruelty-free. Price: $35 from Dazzle Dry.
Bendshape Mask – Clear Mask
Quartz Clear Mask from Bendshape Mask
If you know a business traveler who has to continue traveling or dealing with the public during the pandemic, the BendShape Mask can help protect them and offer them something extra. The masks were created by a team of scientists, and they can help business travelers connect more to people they meet along the way, including clients and peers. With a transparent cover that allows others to read their lips even when they are masked up, the Bendshape Mask is a thoughtful and timely gift. Price: $21 for a three-pack at BendShape Mask.
JUVEA Pillow
JUVEA Pillows on Bed
JUVEA pillows are a good gift for the business traveler who has come to savor the comfort of luxury hotels. They are among the best luxury hotel pillows available in the comfort of your own home. Each JUVEA pillow is designed to help you sleep well and wake up rejuvenated. It does this in a variety of ways, For one, it is made of natural pulp cellulose fibers that provide a soft service that won’t likely bother even sleepers with sensitive skin. Its open knit cover was created to promote airflow to help the pillow stay warm in the winter and cooler during the summer months. The JUVEA pillow is naturally antimicrobial, hypoallergenic, and very breathable. Price: $99.99 on Amazon.
Gateway Ultra Slim Notebook
Gateway Ultra Slim Notebook
Gateway’s Ultra Slim notebook is ideal for travel since it can easily slip in a backpack or other carrying case without weighing the business traveler down or taking up much space. The 14.1-inch notebook comes with Windows 10 Home in S mode and a built-in fingerprint scanner. It has 4 GB Onboard RAM and 128 GB Solid State Drive. It’s versatile and great for working on projects or streaming a film during a flight. It can travel with the recipient pretty much anywhere. Price: $369 from Walmart.
Everyday Humans – The Germ Buster Trio
The Germ Buster Trio
Gifts that will keep your loved ones safe mean more than ever this year. Have you considered giving the business traveler something practical and luxurious? If you’ve ever coughed after using hand sanitizer, you know how unpleasant some can be. Since it’s a necessity in 2020 and particularly useful for those who need to travel for business, the Germ Buster Trio from Everyday Humans will be appreciated for how it stands out from many other sanitizers. For one thing, it smells nice. It was formulated with to have a refreshing black tea scent, and it’s made in the United States with ingredients that include geranium, clary sage and lavender. For safety concerns, it’s made to kill 99.9 percent of germs. Price: $21.50 at Everyday Humans.
Cubii’s Squishii Grip Strengthener Bundle
Cubii’s Squishii Grip Strengthener Bundle
Finding the time and place to workout during frequent business trips can be difficult. Having easily packable, small equipment that makes it easier to workout in a hotel room can help a business traveler get and stay more motivated to exercise while traveling. The Squishii™ Grip Strengthener Bundle offers a fun solution for business travelers who want to do strength training workouts. It includes 3 grip strengtheners of different, increasing resistance levels and a set of cards that offers instructions for a thorough workout. One of the Squishii offers 10 pounds of resistance. The mid-level on has 15 pounds of resistance, while the highest level one provides 20 pounds of resistance. The cards have instructions and also codes to scan that provide instant video demonstrations for following or modifying each different exercise. People can also take the grip strengtheners to relieve stress during work meetings. Price: $29 from Cubii.
Sunday Scaries – CBD Gummies
Sunday Scaries Vegan AF CBD Gummies
When. business travel gets stressful, it’s important to relax and try to enjoy the journey as much as possible. Sunday Scaries Vegan AF gummies are sugar-coated gumdrops with 10mg of CBD. As their name suggests, they are vegan and cruelty-free. They were created to help when one feels agitated or on edge. Price: $39 at Vegan Scaries.
Hocsocx’s Blue Argyle CompressSocx
Hocsocx’s Blue Argyle CompressSocx
As their name suggests, the Blue Argyle CompressSocx are stylish compression socks. Wearing compression socks on long-haul flights can keep business travelers comfortable, and CompressSocx are designed to help keep legs energized by increasing circulation. The argyle style is versatile, so the recipient can wear them for work or relaxation. They are available in a wide variety of other styles, too. Price: $22 from Hocsocx.
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Answer all the top 3s 🤗
1: Top 3 ice cream flavors
Chocolate chip mint
Raspberry chocolate chip
Coffee
2: Top 3 disney movies
Mulan
Pocohontas
Lion King
3: Top 3 vacation destinations
Venice, Italy
Tokyo, Japan
Everywhere
4: Top 3 places to shop
Rue21
Amazon
JCPenny
5: Top 3 school subjects (I’m assuming high school favorites so that’s what I’m going with here)
English Literature
Band
Chorus  
6: Top 3 make up products
Elf lip color
Burts Bees chapstick
I… don’t use make up enough to have real favorites so I basically buy what is cheap
7: Top 3 music artists (Oh god this is hard)
P!nk
Demi Lovato
Amy Lee
8: Top 3 spices/herbs (I have never once thought about this)
Parsley
Oregano
Garlic
9: Top 3 drinks
White Zinfandel
Cream soda and fireball
Peach Schnapps
10: Top 3 apps to use
Snapchat
Netflix
Pinterest
11: Top 3 months of the year
January
April
October
12: Top 3 clothing items
Demi Lovato tour shirt
Dark wash skinny jeans
Black converse
Bonus: Oversized maroon IUP hoodie
13: Top 3 tv shows
Gilmore Girls
Grey’s Anatomy
Sense8
14: Top 3 romantic dates
Coffee shop and talking
Home cooked meal and candles
Movie and you surprise me with flowers
15: Top 3 kinds of flower
Sunflowers
Daisies
Pansies
16: Top 3 christmas movies
A Christmas Story
The Muppets’ a Christmas Carol
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
17: Top 3 OTPs
Drarry (Harry Potter)
Zutara (Avatar: the Last Airbender)
Rory and Jessie (Gilmore Girls)
18: Top 3 quotes to describe your life
“She was savage and superb, wild-eyed and magnificent; there was something ominous and stately in her deliberate progress.” -Heart of Darkness
“The world is before you and you need not take it or leave it as it was when you came into it.” -James Baldwin
“The trouble with life isn’t that there is no answer, it’s that there are so many answers.” -Ruth Benedict
19: Top 3 characteristics you love about yourself
My smile/kindness/caring
My ability to think deeply and critically about most subjects, especially social issues.
My open mindedness.
20: Top 3 kinds of candy
Snickers
Milkyway
Skittles
21: Top 3 ways to exercise/ be active
Kayaking
Running (A good run hurts like hell but leaves me feeling on top of the world.)
Hiking
22: Top 3 spirit animals
Uhm. No. I will not engage in spirit animal talk. That’s a thing I will not do.
23: Top 3 pet names
Uh? This just confuses me so I’m skipping it.
24: Top 3 books
Fun Home by Alison Bechdel
Terrier by Tamora Pierce
The entire Protector of the Small series by Tamora Pierce
25: Top 3 most used websites
Tumblr
Facebook (unfortunately)
AO3
26: Top 3 people you last texted
@justlivingforthemoment​ (My #1)
@aceincorporated​
And my mom
27: Top 3 hashtags you use
#Me
#Gay
Uhhh… I don’t tag enough things XD
28: Top 3 instagram accounts you follow
Alexa_McCoog 
Other than that I really don’t do Insta so I don’t have favorites
29: Top 3 guilty pleasures
See, that implies I feel guilty about my pleasures which I most certainly do not
30: Top 3 summer activities
Laying in the shade
Reading on the porch
Enjoying the woods
31: Top 3 things to draw
Flowers
Calligraphy
….more flowers?
32: Top 3 aesthetics
Faded/desaturated polaroid photos
Hazy summer light through streaming in through a window
Piles of fall leaves
33: Top 3 things you’d buy if you gained three million dollars
An open-airy condo (for some reason the idea of a house just doesn’t appeal the same way that an apartment in the city does)
A new car!!!!!!
A dog and all the necessary things
34: Top 3 ways to treat yourself
Indiana or Chinese food
A bath
Splurging on some really cute piece of clothing
35: Top 3 celebrity crushes
Kristen Stewart
Demi Lovato
Kate McKinnon
36: Top 3 books from your childhood
Are You My Mother? by Dr. Suess
All the Tamora Pierce books
The Magic Treehouse books
37: Top 3 accents to hear
English
Irish
German
38: Top 3 scents
Hazelnut
Old Spice
Barbeque
39: Top 3 “friends” quotes
Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don’t let you do it.
Joey: It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
Joey: JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!  
40: Top 3 cupcake flavors
Chocolate
Red Velvet (which I realize is still chocolate. Shut up.)
Strawberry
41: Top 3 fruits
Mango
Peaches
Banana
42: Top 3 places you’ve had amazing pizza from
Laska’s
Pizza Town
California Pizza Kitchen
Bonus: I want to go to Mystic and get pizza from Mystic Pizza
43: Top 3 sports teams to watch
ew sports
44: Top 3 crayola colors
Middle Green
Cornflower
Daffodil
45: Top 3 things you hope to accomplish in college
Meet somebody amazing
Make at least one useful connection
Find out how to make a difference
46: Top 3 fanfictions you’ve read
The Man Who Lived by @e-sebastian​
Enslaved by Sharkflip
Open for Repairs by FeelsForBreakfast
Bonus: I am Groot by Sherlocksmyth 
47: Top 3 people you miss right now
@justlivingforthemoment​
@justlivingforthemoment​
@justlivingforthemoment​
48: Top 3 fears
Being wrong (it is the whole super-smart-kid-is-now-average-and-has-a-crippling-fear-of-being-seen-as-anything-but-smart problem)
Authority figures
I don’t know…. I’m not scared of much
49: Top 3 favorite literary devices
Allusion
Foreshadowing
Foil characters
50: Top 3 pet peeves
Being talked over
SLOW WALKERS OH MY GOD
When people don’t uSE THEIR BLINKERS
Bonus: Mansplaining
51: Top 3 physical things you find attractive
A smirk or sideways smile
Collarbones
Hip bones
52: Top 3 bad habits
Easily distracted when in a conversation
Procrastination big time
The painfully introverted habit of cancelling plans I was originally excited about because doing things/seeing people suddenly seems like a terrible idea
53: Top 3 pets you’ve had/wish to have
Dog
Cat
Snake
54: Top 3 types of foreign food
Indian
Chinese
Korean
55: Top 3 things you want to say to someone in your lifetime
“This is my wife.”
“I have my doctorate in educational anthropology.”
“This is my book.”
56: Top 3 dog breeds
Pit bull
Beagle
Basset Hound
57: Top 3 cheesy romance movies
Maid in Manhattan
A Walk to Remember
The Wedding Planner
58: Top 3 languages you speak/wish to speak
Italian
Korean
Swahili
59: Top 3 series (book, movie, television)
Anne of Green Gables
Protector of the Small series
Gilmore Girls
60: Top 3 pizza toppings
Pepperoni
Ham
Pineapple
61: Top 3 youtubers you’re subscribed to
JessiMew
Jacksepticeye
Boho Berry
62: Top 3 tattoo/piercing ideas
A tattoo on my side that says, “She was savage and superb, wild-eyed and magnificent.”
I already pierced my nipples so that idea is done.
Helix piercings
63: Top 3 awards you want to win
??????????????
64: Top 3 emojis
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
65: Top 3 cars you dream of owning
Ford Fairlane
Chevy Bel Air
A car that runs
66: Top 3 authors
Tamora Pierce
Octavia Butler
James Baldwin
67: Top 3 historical figures
Jackie Hormona, Marsha Johnson, Zasou Nova
Katherine Johnson, Dorothy Vaughn, Mary Jackson
Margaret Mead
68: Top 3 baby names
????
69: Top 3 DIYs
????
70: Top 3 smoothie combos/flavors
Strawberry Banana
Mixed Berry
71: Top 3 songs of this month
Cheap Thrills, Sia
No Promises, Cheat Codes ft. Demi Lovato
Sober II (Melodrama), Lorde
72: Top 3 questions of this post you want to be asked
I don’t even know anymoreeee
73: Top 3 villains
Moriarty
Megamind
Crowley
74: Top 3 Cities you want to see
New York City
Rome
Venice
75: Top 3 recipes you want to try
I mean, okay, I can’t give a top three because when I want to cook I just go on Pinterest but I don’t have anything that I really want to make, ya know?
76: Top 3 dream jobs
LGBT+ Student Advocacy Researcher
Student belonging consultant
Field researcher
77: Top 3 lucky items
My ninja pencil
I don’t have anything else anymore. I had stuff in the past but those are gone now so….
78: Top 3 traditions you have
Christmas presents at exactly 12:00am on Christmas
Friendsgiving
Summer camping trip with my friends
79: Top 3 things you miss about being a kid
NO BILLS
NO JOB
NO SLEEP ISSUES
80: Top 3 harry potter characters
Draco Malfoy
Remus Lupin
Luna Lovegood
81: Top 3 lies you were told
Shit, I can’t think of any major lies I’ve been told.
82: Top 3 pictures in your camera roll right now
Uhm, my phone has no memory so I have no pictures…. Ooops
83: Top 3 turn ons
Lip biting
Pin me against a wall
Tell me what you want
84: Top 3 turn offs
Dudes
Dicks
85: Top 3 magazines/news papers/ journals to read
The Onion
Al Jazeera
86: Top 3 things you wish you had known earlier
Start working on your credit early.
Don’t just save for an immediate goal, save for the things you don’t see.
Being unapologetically yourself is such a turn on and the only way to ensure that the people around you will love you for you.
87: Top 3 spongebob episodes
Patty Hype
The Nasty Patty
Ripped Pants
88: Top 3 places to be in the world
My bed
Sleeping
An all you can eat buffet
89: Top 3 things you’d do differently
Not leaving my job before I have another one
Save more of my money
Leaving when I first noticed things were wrong and I was being mistreated
90: Top 3 TV shows from your childhood
Dragon Tales
Out of the Box
Maggie and the Ferocious Beast
Bonus: Stanley’s Great Big Book of Everything
91: Top 3 meals you love
My mom’s chicken noodle soup and sweet drop biscuits
Stir fry
Creamy tortellini and sweet potatoes
92: Top 3 kinds of tea
Lady Grey
Peppermint
Sweet Iced Tea
93: Top 3 embarrassing moments
Uhm, the time a big tough marine made me admit that I had been laughing at myself because I was choking on my spit in front of my whole class
Other things… I don’t really know because I either blocked them out or they were minor things that I got over as soon as they happened.
94: Top 3 holidays to celebrate
Thanksgiving
Halloween
ALL of Pride Month
95: Top 3 things to do in the rain
Splash in puddles
Run
Stand on the porch and listen to the rain on the roof
96: Top 3 things to do in the snow
Wear boots
Sledding
Try not to die because snow is the worst shit ever
97: Top 3 items you can’t leave the house w/o
Phone
Keys
Water bottle
98: Top 3 movies you’d like to see
Wonder Woman
Beauty and the Beast
The Age of Adeline
99: Top 3 art mediums
Oil paints
Textiles
Casted metals
100: Top 3 museums you’ve been to
The National Postal Museum
I haven’t been to all that many good museums but I have plans to!
101: Top 3 school memories
The whole of my high school band trip to Disney
My first trip to Cruze
Sitting on my best friend’s floor after my high school graduation, wearing my honor cords, and bouncing a bouncy ball back and forth
102: Top 3 things you don’t/Won’t miss
High school in general
Forum discussion posts
Riding the school bus
103: Top 3 pick up lines
I…. have 0 game. I’ve gotten all of my people by just being myself and being straightforward. I don’t got time for games.
104: Top 3 sports to watch
Gymnastics
DCI
High jump
105: Top 3 taylor swift songs
I knew you were trouble
Blank space
Our song (okay it is adorable and made an impression at a young age)
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Im a huge fucking nerd
final LYRICS FOR ENDOLPHINS AND MC FOUCAULT EP Welcome to Kirby’s Memeland (MILLIPEDES FOR THE MOLEMEN) Got it so hot y'all give me standing ovations while I'm spamming the squat[1] like my whole family's Croatian if my dad's Jackie Chan[2] am I Hispanic or Asian? please understaånd this equation ()[3] me no panic just blazing at any random location i’m your romantic liaison killa Beys in formation[4] the doctor's[5] now handling patients I put the wots in tarnations[6] I put the spots on dalmatians I move the block with my cadence Now time just stops when i say shit But the beat goes on cause i made it Alex Strong[7] in the paint and Singing So Long[8] to fake friends We can roll out the Save ends[9] Y'all kittens tryin my patience I need to find an oasis Pass me that blunt and i'll face it Why y'all stuntin so basic? Im kinda something like LASIK[10] take your quirk and erase it[11] If there's something to say then I'm Malcolm Little and Dakin[12] Welcome to Kirbys Memeland[13] Im a giant herbing with green hands[14] Defiantly serving up steamed hams[15] Yo shuhei hold up i got remands[16] Misery[17] in the moment Missouri in the mornings[18] Mysteries in the motions Miss her seas in this ocean[19] (oh shit) ALL AT ONCE (HOW HARD JAMES HARDIN GOES WHEN HE GOES HARD IN THE PAINT) One day i’ll kill all the white men take back the land we’re missin[20] Im Diego's street art and they're banksy's vandalisms[21] Like the second coming of yeezus[22] and he's risen Built a religion for giant robots[23] called it animism[24] My flow is so fucking preposterous Patrol the land rarer than rhinoceroses[25] Get your heads out the sand yall lookin like ostriches Didn't kill the cat[26] but we checked it into hospice I know yr feeling that and baby one i got this My boys swing the bats like my last name was ausmus[27] Best rappers who aren't black you know i top the list prophets foretold my path (my birth) it was an (heavenly) auspice Imagine how hard james hardin[28] goes when he goes hard in the paint Well i go harder than that On my level you ain't I'm smart as The Bat[29] I'm like double your rank I just started to rap But the devil remains In the details im valued retail theyre resale[30] i'll continue my never ending quest to impress you[31] I’m obsessed with the things that pens do Allah bless this mess because i swear i intend to Decompress and recollect about fucked things that friends[32] do Parenthetically my memes are better than y’all’s Im aesthetically[33] hiding in vectors too small Interjecting my dreams while dissenting all leans[34] Exquisitely dining on minds here at the end of all things [35] We bout those movers and shakers We bustin loose of the matrix[36] I get my fruit at bodegas Im bound to move to NEW VEGAS[37] Matthew McConaughey (HARRY AND THE HUMAN CENTIPEDES) Another space time anomaly[38] An Interstellar[39] odyssey Alright alright alright Im Mathew McConaughey Im unfuckingstoppable the impossible possible The whole world's my hospital not a gd thing is inoperable[40] Credentials are laudable Essentially i got it all Took a look at the d And then called an audible[41] Obliterate any Obstacle Precipitate like waterfalls Instigate a kinder cause Evicerate a haunted ghoul[42] When i fucks with physics the laws get more lax my words carry weight like the world's biggest snorlax[43] Come at me son yr gonna need more VATS[44] carried this town[45] for So Long[46] im getting a sore back their love for me like a tree to the Lorax[47] My lyrics paint pictures so i call them a Rorschach[48] my bones are telling me bad weathers on the forecast a storm is rolling in this is the calm before that Past five centuries all of them regrettable[49] Just like entropy i am inevitable[50] I was meant to leave my head it was full Fundamentally i'm so far ahead of these fools Down five hennessy's trying just to deaden this pulse[51] Iron sentry's lining the edge of the mall[52] 100% dying to dismantle this wall[53] Johnny five empathy no disassemble this bot[54] Quintessentially im X at the head of this school[55] Intermittently you slept in my bed it was cool incidentally we had sex in the end of the pool Human centipede[56] that ass it was my edible[57] G.O.A.T. (NIETZSCHE DIDN’T KILL GOD, I DID) Like JD[58] I’m the GOAT[59] Billy[60] hashtag Swag[61]gert[62] Worlds most accurate fact checking rapper This is a game to me Chutes and ladders[63] Here's where the bangers[64] be girl you know i had ‘er My flow the yangtze[65] i spit venom black adders[66] Opposite of banksy[67] or some bullshit “all lives matter”[68] Fuck the president[69] that dude cant get any badder[70] Cooking up some poppy tea[71] mix it up like cake batter HEY DON'T LOOK AWAY DON'T LET IT GROW ON YOU IT'S NOT OK Engrave the following on my headstone: “They[72] died getting head stoned peepin Tombstone[73] While eatin a tombstone pizza[74]" I’ve gone full blown nietzsche[75] said hello to the abyss "it was good to meet ya"[76] Behind this mask's a terrifying creature[77] Who would gladly cook you up and eat ya Every track i’m on mc foucault's the feature Threat level dragon[78] when im hittin the road again Like shang tsun out here looking for some souls to bend[79] Other rappers words are last years memes im so over them Like neil in the 80s its the weight of the world im shoulderin'[80] Tho ive been there once couldnt tell you where denver starts and boulder ends[81] Rockin california fishes like them pennsylvania colder pens[82] I spit fire like dylon[83] and i left the studio smolderin Sitch is Dire like sylons you used to know as older friends[84] Minds expired with prions[85] when i take theirs skulls and open em Im entirely high on the spirit taking time up and folding it[86] unlike battery acid im so hella caustic[87] Such flattering assets with a tongue so toxic Made saturn's rings spin on a cosmic cross stitch My staggering spit it god agnostic[88] [1] “Why do Slavs squat?” is a satirical catchphrase associated with imageboards and forums discussing Eastern European people and cultures http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-do-slavs-squat-slav-squat [2] My dad and jackie chan are aging to look like the same person [3] I use medical marijuana to treat anxiety [4] Beyonce - Formation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDZJPJV__bQ [5] My initials are DRB and so many folks call me Doctor or Doctor B [6] “What in Tarnation?” is a rhetorical question meaning “what in damnation?”, which is often associated with Americans living in the Southern United States expressing incredulous bewilderment. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-in-tarnation [7] Drummer of Endolphins and one of the progenitors of this particular beat [8] So Long is my queerpop band SoLongNaota.Bandcamp.com [9] A saving throw in D&D http://dnd4.wikia.com/wiki/Saving_throw [10] Corrective laser eye surgery [11] Boku No Hero Academia character Shota Aizawa “eraser head” who’s special power is erasing others’ special powers http://bokunoheroacademia.wikia.com/wiki/Shota_Aizawa [12] Church of The Three Cats is at the corner of Malcolm X (born Malcolm Little) and Dakin in Lansing, Michigan [13] Gamboy title Kirby’s Dreamland but with memes [14] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Giant but with Weed [15] Simpsons shitpost classic http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/steamed-hams [16] Once I beat magic the gathering hall of famer Shuhei Nakamura in a Grand Prix with a timely remand [17] The first Endolphins release was called North of Misery as a nod to their being in Iowa [18] In 2015 I toured with Endolphins and had two amazing mornings in St Louis, s/o to KPAX and calcifer [19] Sometimes you meet someone who forever changes the way you think about things like water, and then you drown in thoughts never actually able to grasp anything completely again [20] im native as fuck http://www.corteidh.or.cr/tablas/24777.pdf [21] Artist Diego Rivera vs Banksy [22] Kanye West's ego messiah and eponymous album [23] giant robot anime trope for example: neon genesis evangelion, flcl, gundam... [24] Animism but with Anime https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animism [25] Rhino’s are near extinct everywhere https://www.savetherhino.org/rhino_info/rhino_population_figures [26] Slang for giving a person with a vagina multiple orgasms [27] Detroit Tigers skipper Brad Ausmus [28] James Hardin is a professional basketball Superstar [29] Comic book protagonist Batman [30] Price you get for selling an item new (retail) vs used (resale) [31] A certain person who since i have met has inspired most of my creative endeavors [32] See directly above [33] in a way that gives pleasure through beauty [34] biases [35] Comic book character Galactus, Eater of Worlds https://marvel.com/universe/Galactus [36] 1999 science fiction film The Matrix [37] 2010 video game Fallout: New Vegas [38] My favorite Star Trek trope [39] My favorite Matthew McConaughey film [40] See note #5 [41] In american football a quarterback will notice something about the defense and change the play at the line of scrimmage, this is called an audible [42] These are hearthstone cards [43] Snorlax is a very large and heavy pokemon that can only be moved by playing a special flute [44] Vault-tec assisted targeting system in Fallout video game franchise, the more skill points one has the more they can do in combat before an enemy reacts [45] I have been a pillar of the diy community in lansing michigan for 20 years [46] So Long Naota/Collective see note #8 [47] Dr Seuss character who is the protector of nature [48] The Rorschach test is a psychological test in which subjects' perceptions of inkblots are recorded and then analyzed using psychological interpretation, complex algorithms, or both. [49] Since Europeans have arrived on the shores of North and South America they have brought only misery and genocide [50] The second law of thermodynamics requires that, in general, the total entropy of any system can't decrease other than by increasing the entropy of some other system. Hence, in a system isolated from its environment, the entropy of that system tends not to decrease. [51] Drinking is a mostly self destructive behavior for myself and I tend to only do it when i wish to self harm [52] Episode 3 of the 1997 anime Beserk [53] Fuck borders fuck walls freedom is not possible when they exist [54] 1986 film Short Circuit about a robot that gains sentience and learns of death the term for which is dissassemble [55] Professor Xavier from the X-Men comics who runs a school for Mutants [56] 2009 Dutch body horror film Human Centipede tells the story of people sewn mouth to ass [57] Analingus [58] The Mountain Goats frontman John Darnielle or JD aka thrashkitten member of the sooper swag project [59] GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) is a term used in hip hop to talk about the best rappers ever [60] A billy is a male goat [61] #swag is a song by rapper GMCFOSHO who is a friend of mine [62] Jimmy Swaggert was a televangelist who was defrocked for multiple prostitution scandals [63] Chutes and Ladders is a metaphor for life. As such, it is arguably the most philosophical of all children's board games. Based on the ancient Indian game Snakes and Ladders. The historic version had root in morality lessons, where a player's progression up the board represented a life journey complicated by virtues (ladders) and vices (snakes). [64] Banger is a term for a particularly moving composition [65] The Yangtze is the longest river in Asia and the third-longest in the world. The river is the longest in the world to flow entirely within one country. [66] A venomous snake that lives in europe and east asia, also a nod to the lyric earlier about chutes and ladders (snakes and ladders) [67] “Some have criticised the "obviousness" of Banksy's work, and accused it of being "anarchy-lite" geared towards a middle class "hipster" audience.” [68] A slogan used to silence the #blacklivesmatter movement [69] Donald Trump [70] 1998 Arcade game Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja later ported to the Nintendo Entertainment System known widely for its intro cut scene in which the protagonists are asked if they are bad enough dudes to save the president [71] Poppy tea is any herbal tea infusion brewed from poppy straw or seeds of several species of poppy. For the purpose of the tea, dried pods are more commonly used than the pods of the live flower. The walls of the dried pods contain opiate alkaloids, primarily consisting of morphine. [72] I am non-binary and use they/them pronouns [73] 1993 Western Tombstone starring kurt russel and val kilmer [74] Very cheap frozen pizzas of dubious quality [75] Nietzsche claimed the death of God would eventually lead to the loss of any universal perspective on things, and along with it any coherent sense of objective truth [76] Nietzsche once said: “Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.” [77] Nietzsche also said: “All great things must first wear terrifying and monstrous masks in order to inscribe themselves on the hearts of humanity.” [78] 2015 Anime and Manga One Punch Man’s shout out to Neon Genesis Evangelion describing a monster that is a threat to multiple cities [79] 1992 Arcade Fighing game Mortal Combat’s main villain who stole people's souls [80] Neil Young's sleeper Weight of The World from his amazing foray into new wave on his criminally unheralded album Landing on Water [81] I visited colorado for the first time on tour with Endolphins and tho enjoyable it was mostly mountains and urban sprawl and legal weed [82] The 2016 battle for Lord Stanley’s cup between NHL’s Pittsburgh Penguins and [83] Chappell show sketch about Dylon who thought he was the GOAT because “dylon spit hot fire” [84] Battlestar Galactica plot twist [85]Kuru is a very rare, incurable neurodegenerative disorder that was prevalent among the Fore people of Papua New Guinea. Kuru is caused by the transmission of abnormally folded prion proteins, which leads to symptoms such as tremors, loss of coordination, and neurodegeneration. Most people who develop it are cannibals [86] The quantum physics theory of time travel [87] Acids are corrosive and bases are caustic [88] God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it? — Nietzsche, The Gay Science, Section 125,
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100 Reasons Why I LOVE You.
1. He is my person… my best friend.
2. He is an honest and hardworking man. I have watched him start from the very bottom and he has slowly but steadfastly climbed the ladder towards his dream of being a lineman
3. No matter how awful we are arguing or fighting, he will always say “Good Morning” to me first, and I know I am always the first thing on his mind.
4. He buys me tacos whenever I’m craving them!
5. The way he speaks Spanish is so smooth and so sexy.
6. He takes care of me on ‘rainy days or during times when I forget to.
7. He challenges me, he knows I can surpass my own limitations. He never lets me fall short on my potential.
8. He sings to me when I am upset, it lifts the tension…
9. He sings!! It is so beautiful and so pure. If I have ever known passion in my lifetime, this is it.
10. He turns the seat warmer on in the car for me, on a cold day.
11. Holding his hand just makes me feel so complete and content.
12. His laugh. It warms my heart.
13. I love the smell of his sweat!!!!!!!!! It’s a serious problem that I have…
14. The way he makes love to me….
15.  He loves food as much as I do!
16. When I lost him, I prayed for him every single day. I truly believe God brought him to my life for a reason, I am grateful, thankful and blessed.
17. He does this thing, where he smiles with his eyes and I think it’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen!
18.  When I’m sick, he always overdoes it and automatically becomes my nurse.
19. He is so intelligent.
20. He is so talented with instruments… he is self taught
21. I once ordered a stack of blueberry, white chocolate pancakes at Denny’s and he made it his mission to make me the best pancakes I have ever had in my life. He succeeded.  
22. He is so good with his hands, I know that he has so much untapped potential and talent when it comes to doing handyman things or home improvement.
23. He came from nothing, so he is very humble and resourceful.
24. At one point in our relationship, I always asked him for his pickles when he got a burger. He would always give it to me without hesitation. Later in our relationship I found out he liked pickles, he just wanted to make me happy all the time. If that isn’t love then what is….
25. His positive outlook on life, love, everything…. I can only pray to have the heart that he does.
26. He loves dogs!! I love watching him interact with them.
27. He tries to stare at me through the side of his eye… like a creep lol.
28. I love the way he rushes out the door in the morning and never forgets to kiss me goodbye.
29. He is irresistible!!!
30. He introduced me to chaliquiles!!
31. I love how he is in touch with his inner child and isn’t afraid to watch cartoons and kid movies with me.
32. He willingly deals with me and my craziness… no matter what it entails
33. He is so cute when he sleeps and even though his snoring makes me go insane, I secretly love it.
34. He sat with me and pretended to be interested in  “Jane the Virgin”
35. I love the way he gets all excited and chipper when he is talking about work and what he did, and how great and confident he is about what he does.
36. He comes to my rescue… always
37. He loves my cooking!
38. He always keeps ol’ Betsey fresh and clean and in tip top shape.
39. He always gives me massages!!
40. He makes me feel safe.
41. He loves to watch movies with me.
42. He taught me a new meaning of LOVE
43. He never judges my music taste or my “DJ-ing” ability, he lets me play all my secret music, I never have to hide my playlists….
44. He has such a handsome face and the most gorgeous smile.
45. He looks at me in this way that no one has ever looked at me before
46. He loves to ask me for fashion advice whether we’re going to the grocery store or on a weekend getaway. I love being his personal stylist.
47. His smile lights up the room.
48. He always remains patient, even when I am losing my mind….
49. The way he makes me feel.
50. He gets my jokes and my sense of humor and he is never afraid to laugh with me in any situation. I swear, its so comforting.
51. The way his eyes look when they’re so focused on the road.
52. The way his voice sounds when he talks, I could listen to him speak all day.
53. He can’t handle when I tickle him.
54. He always wants to eat Ramen with me because he knows it’s my favorite, I know that he didn't really like it all that much at first. But he grew to love it because of me.
55. The way he looks when he wakes up in the morning.
56. When he wants to cuddle, he is the snuggliest, cuddler!!
57. We used to walk everywhere together, then we started biking. We began everything
58. The look in his eyes when he kisses me.
59. He does things I like even though they are not his cup of tea.
50. He could have anyone he wanted, but he chose me.
51. He is always focused on my pleasure… it motivates him.
52. He calls me to say good night, every night and stays on the phone a few extra minutes even when he is exhaustedly tired.
53. The way he listens to Mexican music loud and proud!!
54. He still wants me, even when he has seen me at my worst.
55. The way he looks in the morning.
56. Our memories. I cannot wait to make new ones.
57. He never has bad days.
58.  That I could just lie in bed with you forever.
59. He always knows how to make me laugh.
60.He goes above and beyond to make me happy.
61. He asks how I’m doing or how my day is going.
62. He tries to click with my crazy obsessions and never makes me feel weird or awkward for having them.
63. He was so easy to fall for.
64. He is patient with my mental health issues- anxiety, depression and is always patient and understanding when it comes to that. He is my anchor.
65. How he teaches me how to do things.
66. Even when he isn’t physically next to me, I always feel his presence in my day, in my life.
67. I fell asleep in his bed the day we met and he never once tried to sleep with me.
68. He can handle my mood swings and other imperfections.
69. 69….
70. He gives some of the best hugs!
71. I can picture him in my life for a very long time, he is in all the dreams of my future and the thought of him has cured all the ailments and wounds from my past.
72. He takes turns with me- he never expects me to cook and clean because I’m the female. We always pick up the workload for the other person when they’re tired or sick. It is always equal in the home.
73.We are independent individuals, yet when we are together, we are inseparable.
74. He accepts me for who I am. He never pressures me with his expectations of me and what he wants from or of me.  
75. He is so clean!!!
76. He and I entered a long distance relationship unexpectedly. The fact that he was willing to stick out the trials and tribulations with me and for me without knowing where this decision would take us, meant the world to me and it made our relationship stronger.
77. The way he talks about his dreams.
78.  From the moment we met, I have always felt safe with him. I was no longer afraid of being alone with a stranger, let alone a man. I have never had to worry about being abused, or assaulted or anything like that. He’s my protector….
79. He spoils me…
80. He makes me slow dance with him in the kitchen
81. When he cares about others and takes care of them-  it doesn’t matter if it is a person or an animal, he always has a kind demeanor and is gentle and willing to help.
82. His ingenuity.
83. I can ask him anything and talk to him about anything without feeling judged
84. He always wants to try new things
85. He bought the both of us bikes.
86. I see fireworks every time we kiss.
87. Loving him has been a natural anti-depressant
88. He treats me like a princess.
89. He lets me make him peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
90. We take the best showers together! ;)
91. The way he takes care of us.
92. The smell of his skin.
93. He is so strong… in his life he has been through so many things that would typically break a person. But he remains stronger than ever. He perseveres through any trial and tribulation presented to him. It is inspiring.
94. He supports me.. in every and any way he can.
95. He is so warm…. physically and emotionally.
96. He is my home.
97. That I just can’t stop loving him. Every time I look at him, I love him even more.
98. He made me trust in men again…. not that I would ever want anyone else.
99. I have always been so good with words. I know what to say and how to say it… but when it comes to him, he just knocks the wind out of me and I’m speechless and tongue tied because when I look at him and when I am with him, there is nothing to describe how alive he makes me feel.
100. Even though I listed 100 reasons why I love him, I know that I could sincerely list 100 more.
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