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nice joke

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Traveling mushroom and his trusted cat

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Traveling mushroom and his trusted cat

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Hello! It's your friendly neighborhood trans guy coming to offer his commissions once again to afford HRT and possibly Top Surgery!

For starters I'd like to thank the people who've donated and commissioned me in the last post, while I didn't reached my goal every bit was helpful to save up for a car for my mother to get around in 🙇.

Right now I'm focusing on getting hormone therapy , and for that I'd have to go to Mexico City because where I live there isn't many resources i can rely on.

I don't have a set goal for this yet (i will update once I get a response from the clinic I sent an email to...) But for now I'm offering my commission services to whoever may be interested!

My prices go as follow in USD:

$10 Full body per character

$8 Half body per character

$5 Flat color

$8 Full color

$5 With background

All commission details have to come through DMs please

I can't do mecha, or nsfw or furry art (at least not very well yet)

Fictional ships are fine with me, just as long as both characters are +18

Paypal only

Examples under the read more:

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Reblog this picture of Chica for a great week!

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This ship is your responsibility, Captain. 

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Guys I'm actually embarrassed and sorry for doing this, but I'm really desperate in the need for money;

I'm trying to save up money to move, hopefully next year to the capital and study animation and get HRT, because where I live there's hardly any resources for it and re-documentation laws in my home state are awful and a pain in the ass. Additionally my mother is trying to save up for a used car to help us get around town because she's elderly and her legs are giving up on her already.

I have been busting my butt looking for jobs and selling some belongings online but I've had no response from buyers or places I've applied to and I've received no commission requests.

Again it's embarrassing for me to be asking for donations like this but at this point I have no other options.

My goal rn is $450 just to help my mother out with the car situation.

I can only accept Paypal in my country (alearroyo212000@gmail.com).

If you'd rather get something out of me in return I'll gladly take commission requests for $15 of anything you'd like (Furry and NSFW included)(Check the #myart tag for examples)

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Valid. I apologize for the invasive question, It was not my intention to come off as threatening.

Can you come into contact with holy water and be fine or what will happen?

That's a... rather forward question.

It stings a little, yes. I'll thank you not to throw any at me, even if you're just curious.

-D

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What if like i used a super expensive bait? Then would you be lured?

How was the five years of parole? Also was this your first time on parole cause I doubt it...

Ugh, a nightmare.

And it is my first time, actually. But when you go through this for 5 years, it really gets annoying.

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I personally do not socialize that way. I have no means to get poison. Why I would like to know is because I don't know how to start a conversation like a normal person and talking to people is hard so I said the first question that came to mind. I guess i just was a little curious about how you work.

Can you come into contact with holy water and be fine or what will happen?

That's a... rather forward question.

It stings a little, yes. I'll thank you not to throw any at me, even if you're just curious.

-D

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Would heavier amounts have a harsher effect or would it all feel the same? I have no holy water on me, I just am curious.

Can you come into contact with holy water and be fine or what will happen?

That's a... rather forward question.

It stings a little, yes. I'll thank you not to throw any at me, even if you're just curious.

-D

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I think i am content with that answer. Also if you were a fish you would also be hard to catch?

How was the five years of parole? Also was this your first time on parole cause I doubt it...

Ugh, a nightmare.

And it is my first time, actually. But when you go through this for 5 years, it really gets annoying.

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I know but then I got curious, and asked another question. That's how conversations work sir,

How was the five years of parole? Also was this your first time on parole cause I doubt it...

Ugh, a nightmare.

And it is my first time, actually. But when you go through this for 5 years, it really gets annoying.

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...

that's still not answering my question?

How was the five years of parole? Also was this your first time on parole cause I doubt it...

Ugh, a nightmare.

And it is my first time, actually. But when you go through this for 5 years, it really gets annoying.

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I didn't expect anyone to, I'm serious though. Cause you like to fall off thing and get thrown so could you be caught easy or would it still be hard to catch you?

How was the five years of parole? Also was this your first time on parole cause I doubt it...

Ugh, a nightmare.

And it is my first time, actually. But when you go through this for 5 years, it really gets annoying.

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What if someone were to throw you? Would you still be a hard man to catch?

How was the five years of parole? Also was this your first time on parole cause I doubt it...

Ugh, a nightmare.

And it is my first time, actually. But when you go through this for 5 years, it really gets annoying.

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not trying to offend but how were you not on parole before that??

How was the five years of parole? Also was this your first time on parole cause I doubt it...

Ugh, a nightmare.

And it is my first time, actually. But when you go through this for 5 years, it really gets annoying.