#because...scared to get yelled at...

[somegrumpynerd]

Random hcs that have been on my mind for the past couple days: now in doodle format!

Text for each drawing written out under the cut in case it's not clear or anyone wants to translate it!

(1) <- Somehow soft?? <-Sometimes makes a comforting hum/rumble <-Holding for support

(2) <-Walks so quietly everywhere he goes <-Is about to meet god

(3) <-Can't see well in the dark (no eyelights) <-Can't help himself

(4) <-Thinks Color will turn Killer against him and convince him to run away

(5) <-Thinks Nightmare is using them all for the negativity and has brainwashed Killer into liking it

(6) <-Thinks if he runs and jumps at Cross as fast as he can Cross will lift him and it'll look so cool

[xysidhequeen]

It’s getting late (for me that is) but what about Jason first meeting with the rest of the council (Frostbite, Clockwork, Pandora and etc)?

You mean: Abominable Snowman, Benjamin Button and Mommy-sorry Step On Me? (Jason's crush on Wonder Woman did in fact transfer to Pandora)

Jason generally likes all of the council, and all of the council likes him in turn because he makes Danny happy.

He met Frostbite first. Danny took him to the Far Frozen to get checked out and to be sure the Baby Ghost was healthy and stuff. Jason had been forewarned and honestly, by that point, yetis were just one of those 'yeah that tracks' moments for Jason. Jason asked Frostbite, as a joke, if he could give him a piggyback ride. Frostbite picked him up, plunked him on his shoulder and booked it. 10/10 Jason had the BEST time. Definitely his favorite doctor.

Clockwork he met next, and it basically went:

Clockwork: I see you found your knight young king.

Danny: Yeah, thanks for WARNING ME

Jason: Who the is this fucker?

Danny: imagine a grandpa given unlimited power over time but retaining the 'stay off my lawn' energy but towards the time stream.

Jason: Ah

Clockwork: Wonderful. Off you two go

He then yeeted (yote?) Them through a portal because a member of the Flash Fam had severely fucked the timestream doing speedster shit. Luckily CW had smashed a hat on Jason's head first and he was in human form so the Flash fam member didn't recognize him. They were a bit too occupied with Danny yelling at them for fucking up and ripping them out of the speed force. The Flash fam member bought them lunch. (This was not the first or last time CW sent Danny to deal with the Flashes. They knew of him, and were all more than a little frightened of Danny. They think he's like. A speedforce demon or something. Theyre glad he eats burgers and not their souls) it was fun, even if they were stuck in the 40s for a bit until they cleaned everything up and got the Flash fam member back in the proper timeline. (You can imagine this as any of the Flash fam)

Jason met Pandora when she came to spar with Danny. And he just. Instant puppy crush. He watched this Amazonian woman beat the snot out of Danny and it was the best day of his life. If Fright Knight hadn't already claimed him as a protégé he would've been begging Pandora to train him. She thinks Jason is cute and is always happy to spar with him when she's around.

[skunkes]

thjat one post about going thru your entire life trying to avoid being yelled at❗❗❗❗

[etoilesombre]

[m0rbs]

Jim's big hazel eyes that are on the verge of tears at the slightest provocation are something that can be so important and I shall never forgive AOS for taking them away

[goldenpinof]

What are your April fools day prank predictions?

What is your Easter baking prediction? Do you think we will even get a video?

well, considering the shop being down right before April fools. vagina scented candles with "fyi i like vagina" would be good.

they are not gonna put their onlyphans photo on t-shirts no matter how funny it would be.

Monty fest 2024, please. with us looking at their barbecue for 5 hours.

dnpcrafts revival.

god, idk, the shop can be about both April fools and Easter. but also why the fuck would they release more merch when they can barely handle wad merch. i fear for irl merch, i'm not even joking.

Easter baking is very likely. with bunny ears, please.

[wickjump]

i am a COWARD. and a PUSSY. and PATHETIC. why don’t i SPEAK UP MORE. why am i so AFRAID. (tags for mild clarification grrhhhhh)

[furiousgoldfish]

I can sit in my mess and feel cozy. The exterior just reflects the madness within ect. It feels correct.

But, if there's a possibility of someone coming? Someone seeing me sit in a mess? Well. Then cleaning up becomes the matter of life and death.

[detentiontrack]

This morning while I was packing my lunch in the kitchen, CZ started screaming and crying and I ran into the room because I thought he was hurt or scared, but he was physically fine, so I checked his food and water bowls (both full & fresh) and then he led me to the window and screamed louder and it turns out. He wanted me to open the window so he could chatter at and pretend to hunt the birds in the new bird feeder in the tree outside, and he wanted me to do it NOW.

[bitethedevil]

I hate thunder and lightning sm

[candlecove-weaintdeadyet]

Much as I'm glad for signs of life in the fandom, the HeyKids Archive Wiki lowkey highkey annoys me lol

Like I like the found-family aspect of the "show" as much as the next trauma-riddled neurodivergent queer former weird kid, but the Archive leans into it a bit too much, I think? Like. Where's the unsuitable-for-its-audience nightmare fuel? Where's the writers/actors getting sex jokes and profanity past the censors????? Where's the cosmic horror undertones-you know, the thing that canonically ties Candle Cove to Local 58?! WHY DOES THE SKIN-TAKER GET A REDEMPTION ARC AND ENTER A HEALTHY LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH HORACE?!

Like, I'm sorry, Candle Cove would NOT have been a progressive-for-its-time, wholesome kids' show that actually teaches the audience life skills and age-appropriate morals, that show would have been what would happen if The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack were made with a budget of $20 and a shoe string and Thurop Van Orman was being tormented by horrors beyond human comprehension and I think we as a fandom have forgotten that.

I know I'm swinging a bat at the proverbial hornet's nest by saying this, but I am very much a mid-2010's Candle Cove fanon truther. That shit should be horror-comedy at best and 'I can't believe they let this air' at worst. It should be dark it should have jokes that fly over the child audience's heads and it should be, dare I say it, problematic.

[thawthebeez]

captain tadashi yamaguchi is always on my mind. he was only allowed to exist for 3 seconds because furudate knew he was too powerful. captain yamaguchi could shoot lasers out of his eyes and level cities in a matter of seconds. he will also be smiling the whole time with the biggest, brightest eyes. he has the confidence of a demigod. he is breathtakingly gorgeous. he is the most horrifying person you will ever meet.

[lemonandtheart]

Donnie got a little too carried away with his experiment...

[pinchinschlimbah]

Feel like we do not talk nearly enough about Dir en Grey's first ever single being about having been in love with and expressing sadness about no longer being able to love a man. Popular opinion seems to be that it's from the point of view of a woman which of course begs the question....why?

and Why was the -reverse- version of the song, which is even more emotionally raw, released around the same time Kyo was going off in magazine interviews about how he hates being seen as feminine or effeminate and doesn't want to be associated with other vkei acts who give off the appearance of being queer? Why was this particular song given such an unusual treatment of being performed as a stripped down ballad with only Kyo on stage? This video of the -reverse- version being performed live in 2013 has been rotating in my brain nonstop for the past several days, where Kyo breaks down crying right before "I have become unable to smile like I used to, I am no longer the one who loved him" and also just generally how emotional he still is over the song over a decade after it's release, especially considering the context of his personal journey with his own masculinity and identity in the time between when the original song was released and when this performance occurred.

Alsoooo forever thinking about the multiple sukekiyo interviews in which Kyo is asked about his habit of writing songs from the point of view of "female characters" and he repeatedly responds that it's not a conscious thing for him, that's just what comes out when he writes sometimes and he doesn't have "characters" in mind when he does it. So hey, anyone else feeling insane?

[boycritter]

im literally seventeen entire years old why am i so scared of the Consequences of Getting Caught having a snack after dinner

[ghostbeam]

Yan nanami where his whole thing is seeing how far ur willing to let him go before u can’t take it and stop loving him while ur thing is how much resistance from u can he take before he stops loving u