#because. well.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

cant wait to watch percy jackson be a blonde idiot for like 7 hours in a row

[theminecraftbee]

this is unrelated to the ask game but i have been reminded that at some point i really should write down the sona lore somewhere people can see it because like, yes, there's plenty of lore in the vh logs, but somewhere, at some point, i should actually explain what's up with secondfifth in a way that's also relevant to like... not vault hunters,

[clowndensation]

this is the mindset i'm in every time i read a post on this website. btw.

[1-dum-bitch]

I speak for the Borg

Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One

[commanderfreddy]

me: im gonna move to the other side of the planet and completely nuke my life no stablity no baseline 100% new shit reborn from the flame

me when i actually have to live like this:

[shadowsayshi]

soul giving kid music recommendations like "have you heard of bach's crab canon"

[themauvesoul]

I don’t even think that’s a costume I think Jensen just showed up to set like that and refused to change

[getosugurusbangs]

@blue-thief

our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[sadclowncentral]

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

[sleepygaymerdisease]

[mariorsomething]

moments right before daisuke saves the day and gets all the love and praise he deserves and rescue comes just in time and everyone lives forever the end

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[visenyaism]

seven years ago in the name of tolerating free speech from all political perspectives my nasty ass evil university let an army of tiki torch wielding nazis shouting jews will not replace us march through grounds threatening the lives of students and community members with zero police presence. and today they retroactively changed campus policy around tents so they could send in the cops to bust up the gaza memorial vigil. genuinely fucking stomach turning