#because the answer is just 'computer'

[spookdoodles]

kinda sucks that 'cgi bad' is the prevalent opinion about special effects in films these days

[nibbelraz]

I need SQH to name his Moshang kid after a modern day ice cream shop like "this is my kid Ben andJerries!" And everyone is like "wow how creative!!"

His TERRIBLE NAMING MOVED TO HIS ACTUAL CHILD

"Mobei Jun: This is our beautiful son. My beloved has named him Costco."

And then you see Shen Qingqiu get SO red he's about to qi deviate

[rawbins-undertale-blog]

A/N: I love this this is so interesting to explore.... oldest request in my inbox too so over 2 years old at least !! Sorry it took so long but I had a lot of fun doing it now LMAO (˶˃ ᗜ ˂˶)

⟢ CWs: jealousy (all, ofc), mentions of possessive/controlling behaviour (all), actual possessive/controlling behaviour (rus), unhealthy relationships (rus). Lmk if there's anything else I forgot !

⟢ Characters: Vanilla, Cinnamon, Mal, Rus

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── .✦ Vanilla

I don’t think he can handle a lot of jealousy. 

I see a lot of headcanons about him being this possessive, jealous, overprotective guy, but that’s… really not how I see it at all?

The only reason he threatens Frisk in game (from my interpretation at least) is because they’re a very real threat, but he’s never shown to be hostile in any other situation. Everyone likes him because he’s so easygoing and charming, I can’t imagine him having any sort of jealousy issues. Like, genuinely not at all. I don’t think he ever gets jealous himself tbh unless he’s having a really really crappy day and you’re giving all your attention to other people, but even then it’s not in the “grrr you’re mine” type of way it’s in the mopey kinda sad type of way. I think he’d get super freaked if his partner had those types of issues. 

Like, a little bit is fine. It’s endearing when you cling to him and when you pout and try to get his attention. It can even be a little charming if you get a little huffy with the person making you jealous. He just draws the line at real anger. If you get legitimately upset about him talking to someone else then he really will not appreciate that. 

Willing to communicate with you about it if your jealousy revolves around only one specific person, can slightly compromise by putting a little distance between himself and that person (unless it’s someone he’s super super close to since before he even met you), but he’s not gonna accept unreasonable jealousy and anything he deems as controlling 

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── .✦ Cinnamon

Surprisingly little, but he won’t leave his partner over jealousy issues even if they’re bad — he just won’t accept it, and train it out of you LMAO

Listen it’s never your partners responsibility to fix your issues. but. Papyrus will fix your issues I’m crying

He tuts at you and scolds you when he notices you sending other people dirty looks for getting too close to him, but he isn’t necessarily cruel about it. He assures you that it is, of course, perfectly normal to be afraid to lose something as perfect and great as him !! But you don’t need to be because he loves you. And also, frankly, you need to get a grasp on yourself !! It is not very great to get angry about these kinds of things. Now, learning to control yourself, that is truly… beyond great !!!!!! 

Works on it with you, without ever entertaining your jealousy problems. Type of guy to legitimately change you for the better forever I'm so serious

Will, however, with a very heavy heart break up if there’s no end in sight at all. If you don’t even try to improve, and your jealousy creates actual anger in you, then you are unfortunately a danger to his friends and family and he can’t keep you around. But it probably won’t ever come to that.

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── .✦ Mal

Can handle surprisingly much, actually

You’d think a stern guy like him, who always insists you must retain a large level of independence from him even in a relationship, would hate it. And while, yeah, he doesn’t like it… he also really doesn’t hate it either. 

He’ll sternly tell you off if he thinks it goes too far (for example if you snark at the person you deem as haven gotten too close; he can defend his own honour perfectly well on his own, thank you very much), he’ll put up with more than you’d think.

Mostly rolls his eyes at your behaviour, calling it juvenile. He doesn’t mind it too much though. You would know if it really bothered him. He is not the type to let behaviour he doesn’t like just slip without a serious talking to with real consequences. Certainly not above demanding more space should he find that the both of you need the distance. You know he’s fine with it as long as it goes out on no one but him and in non violent/hostile manners. Sometimes he even grins, finding it a little bit charming.

Unless you have, like… SERIOUS serious jealousy issues, it won’t be a dealbreaker for him. 

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── .✦ Rus

Would accept any amount of jealousy from you (/neg)

This bad boy can fit so many unhealthy coping mechanisms

He even finds it nice. He actively enjoys it. He WANTS you to be jealous. It feels validating to him that you want him so much you’re willing to fight on his behalf just to keep him. 

Only times he’ll mind it is if it goes out over the people he genuinely cares about. Will get super uncomfortable if you try to control what friends he sees, but will do as you ask because he’s afraid to lose you. This goes past jealousy to controlling and possessive, I know, but I’m trying to paint the picture of how bad it is. 😭 His self esteem is actually so awful, he’ll take whatever he’s given. If you’re not careful, he does become codependent on you. It’s no surprise then that he’s willing to accept unacceptable behaviour. 

Mal, however, will notice if it gets to a point and steps in. If your jealousy issues cause you to become controlling, the relationship will end. 

But, if we’re talking about how much he SHOULD handle, not how much he’ll allow himself to handle, I think it’s for the best his partner isn’t very jealous at all. Sometimes a little jealousy is obviously fine, that’s normal and human, but I don’t think it’s good for him to have a partner who will get too clingy or mopey, and definitely not mad at him, if they feel he isn’t with them all the time. Like I mentioned before, he has codependency issues; I think a partner who gets jealous might unintentionally feed into it. His partner needs to be able to encourage him to hang out with other people and handle him having friends if things are to work out well. 

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Thanks for reading !! Sorry this took so long for me to upload despite finishing this, like, a month ago HELP. Idk why but uploading stuff is a big barrier for me, but creating isn't for some reason..... Idk how to explain it......... Anyways I hope you enjoyed !!! (˶◜ᴗ◝˶)

[front-facing-pokemon]

[legacysam]

so, with amazon getting more and more evil about not letting you own the things you buy from them, I finally went ahead and scraped the drm off my kindle books. while it did require a bunch of setup, the process itself was pretty easy and less intimidating than I had feared, so I want to share some helpful tools I used if you want to do the same but aren't sure where to start:

An excellent step-by-step video guide

Calibre (the main program you will need)

The de-drm extension you'll want to add to Calibre

A guide to downgrading the kindle for pc app to a version that makes this easier

[misc-obeyme]

... it's been to peaceful...

I cast manual breathing

Bows for barb

ahsjdkd whyyyyy??

Nah but seriously I’ve been really neglecting my ask box 😔

I’ll get to the asks soon I promise!

[heartbreakincident]

I think you beed to explain the bitcoin thing for your loyal Eden fans.

yeah i put this in the replies but i'll say it here because people are really intrigued by the bitcoin thing dhdhd

so i jokingly said once that despite what the game says, eden makes his money in rebirth via crypto scams, and that joke eventually turned into this idea that eden invested in/mined bitcoin SUPER early. like, 2009/2010 early. ortega absolutely made fun of him, but he never really brought it up again and just sort of held onto his coin and moved on.

cue heartbreak, he dies/disappears for years, and then comes back. mostly forgot about it, and then circa 2020/2021 the Crypto Hype Era starts and he's like "wait a second." checks in, and it turns out he's sitting on millions of dollars.

he starts exchanging for actual USD basically immediately, understanding that crypto is largely a scam and he doesn't really have the crypto bro "HODL" mentality, but he DOES exchange a portion into Ethereum and such to take advantage of the NFT hype to scam some people out of more money as he gradually divests.

tl;dr, eden is one of the lucky few that actually became rich as fuck off of crypto, mostly by accident, and he also can't believe people are that fucking stupid.

[syn0vial]

i regularly get tags in my boba fett posts that say something along the lines of "#he needs a hug" so i'd like to pose a question to my fett fan followers:

assuming it came from someone he genuinely likes and cares about (think beviin or mirta), how do you think boba would react to someone hugging him?

[spookythesillyfella]

Spooooks I wanna know,,,, I wanne know abt the Digitaltime in high voltage

How. How did they end up kissin. Please I beg of you

YES !!! SOMEONE IS FINALLY ASKING ME ABOUT MY FAVORITE SHIP I AM SO HAPPY !!!!! YAYAYAAY !!!!!

so . to explain the kissing :

post [REDACTED] . tony ended up breaking the protective glass on his face ; that wasn't any sort of issue initially [given the fact that he . at that point . was severely malnourished] so he never actually bothered to change it [though that could also be because he was utterly feral during that period]

however . once he started putting on weight again . his face started to get – much like the rest of his body – more plump and rotund

^ [helpful graph to sort of illustrate what i mean]

while it is still slightly difficult for them to kiss . it's very much possible !! ¥_^

[aeolianblues]

I'm not an extrovert. At all. In everyday life, I'm a yapper, sure, but I need someone to first assure me I am okay to yap, so I don't start conversations, even when I really want to join in sometimes! It's just the social anxiety acting up. God knows where from and why I lose a lot of my inhibitions when it comes to talking to people about music. I don't know where the confidence has suddenly sprung from. I've made a crazy amount of friends in musical circles, either just talking to people about common music or (since it is after all in music circles) talking to bands about their own music. I let out a sigh of relief any time an interaction goes well, because in truth it's going against my every instinct. I wish I could do that in everyday life

[typing-catastrophe]

lebkuchen = gingerbread they're very popular around christmas in germany - just in case someone doesn't recognize these and i'm almost sure they're not as well known everywhere else

reblog for bigger sample size please! - thank you <3

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Sociology textbook: *Mentions the Turing Test*

My brain:

[indigo6f00ff]

had fun in my first therapy appointment today

[set-wingedwarrior]

I can't believe that in the same semester I got to work in two different group projects for two different subjects, and in one we got to work together flawlessly, always comunicating and dividing tasks and stuff equally between each other, and the other where we divided each other in two sub-groups and the other subgroup does shit without ever comunicating with us and then complain because "they did so much work, so they shouldn't do the oral presentation in class".

Like, come on, do you think I'm stupid? Me and Uni Bestie are the oens who did the bibliographic research to find the articles to work on, I asked to meet up in an online call to discuss together and NOBODY answered me, then you appear a week later with everything done (badly) and demand not to do anything else, while me and Uni Bestie also had to edit yous shit because it was so painfully opbiously a copypaste of shit with repetitive sentences badly written.

Don't you think I didn't notice it was just so you could avoid the presentation, because you did all of this behind our backs without consulting anyone about anything. What if i didn't agree in your article choices? What if I wanted to partecipate in writing? I didn't even know you were doing it because you purpusefully avoided telling us to save your ass and say "oh no, but we did work so hard, the 7 of us did all this writing, it wouldn't be fair to make us present it!" and it's even written shitty.

Come on.

[skyward-floored]

Your Sky, Wars, and the All-night mask was SO well written; I think I've read it four times already! One of my top faves, for sure!

Aaaaaaaaaa thank you ash 🥺 I did enjoy writing that one a lot, but I also kind of forgot about it haha 🤣 Thank you for reminding me of it!

[numberonetacostan]

beams Taco shimeji into your mind because I don't think one is publicly available and this is a wrong that needs to be righted

Hi there!!^^ Welcome, and thank you for sending in an ask!! :]

That could be fun!!! I prefer not to use shimejis because as cute as a little creature on my computer is, it messing with anything on my computer would be quite distressing for me. Though, if there's a way I can make a Taco shimeji without having one myself, I'd be happy to do so!! :)