#because some of these bitches hate each other
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Fan Favorite (FC43)
summary: franco and y/n are everyone's favorite couple in the paddock. they serve, fans eat it up - simple as that.
franco colapinto x driver!reader
based on two different requests I got
cw: google translated spanish, lando and y/n are friends but they're hating on each other, franco is a simp, smidge of williams slander
fc: emily carey
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francolapinto: te amo mucho, mi corazon
tagged: yourusername
comments:
yourusername: te amo <3
user3442: oh to be franco colapinto
user332: franco can you fight?
landonorris: that last photo was a bit tmi
yourusername: no one made you look norizz landonorris: you're so mean
ynupdates: when I'm in a who's a bigger y/n fan competition but my opponent is franco
francolapinto: my beautiful girl
user33: dude this is your own post
user201: oh to be loved the way franco loves y/n
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yourusername: it's race weekend baby!
tagged: francolapinto, williamsracing
comments:
williamsracing: our favorite driver is back in the garadge
francolapinto: mi hermosa novia
francolapinto: mygirlmygirlmygirl
user323: another day of franco being in the likes before me
user22: franco's in the likes before the photos are even posted atp
landonorris: can't wait to outscore you again
yourusername: dude I'm driving a williams?! yourusername: admin don't look
ynnation: prettiest driver
ynupdates: franco looking at y/n is all of us
comments:
user221: no because that caption is so real
ynsbettercar: they're so obsessed with each other it's not even fair
f1fanat1c: find someone who looks at you the way franco looks at y/n
user553: so real, because if he's not like this then I don't want him
mclursa: praying for a relationship like theirs
th3ssf: they are the standard
livelughsformula: no because this is how franco looks at y/n 😍
user44: I too would look at my girlfriend like that if she was y/n l/n
f1wagupdates: y/n and franco spotted out having breakfast
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oneonef: love how f1 wags posted this
user443: franco is y/n's wag first, williams driver second
ynupdates: fav couple
user090: they're so cute together
usrrs: having a relationship like theirs is not a want it's a need atp
usef1: mama and papa
user442: same, except I'm older than them
userrr: franco and y/n are why I believe in love
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yourusername: national boyfriend day post
tagged: francolapinto
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francolapinto: ai corazon, you said you wouldn't post these
yourusername: I lied
username43: franco looks so cute with those glasses
use221: why is he looking at me like that
landonorris: the 3rd picture is unsettling me
yourusername: scroll away bitch landonorris: *gasp*
francolapinto: te amo te amo te amo
yourusername: <3
carmenmmundt: I came here for a pretty girl instead I got a Franco post
yourusername: you can come over instead ;) francolapinto: on a post appreciating me? yourusername: shh fran, I'm shooting my shot
userrrsa: googling how to become franco colapinto, brb
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francolapinto: girlfriend appreciation post
tagged: yourusername
comments:
yourusername: you said the first picture would never see light of day
francolapinto: not nice being lied to is it?
user443: y/n's slaying no matter what
userrr2: mother is mothering
user445: franco can you fight?
francolapinto: 👍👍
yourusername: idk if I feel appreciated enough
francolapinto: wait until I get back home and I'll appreciate you some more user003: do you need a third?
user332: y/n l/n the most beautiful woman
thsfd3: get mother something better than a williams pls
user992: if they break up I'll kill myself, no cap
userrrw: real
#f1 fic#f1 fanfic#f1 x reader#formula one imagine#f1 x female reader#f1 x you#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 x you#formula 1#f1 smau#franco colapinto x you#franco colapinto x reader#franco colapinto#franco colapinto fic#fc43 x reader#fc43 x you#fc43 imagine
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The Motivational Fight Fic
Some LUFAU crack (but treated seriously) to motivate my good friend @kikker-oma to make the Sky V. Time comic (healthy motivation, not pressure motivation just to make this clear. It would be very hypocritical, and rude of me to do that)
or I stole your idea, cracked and angsted it at the same time, and giving it back because theft is bad.
oh and TW swearing, kinda blood but not really it’s like mentioned once, and like some family fighting
Oh this is also pre LU when all of them come together, so this is only Sky, Four, and Time (I separate them timeline wise in the beginning, before it breaks, then I take some creative liberties. But it is just these three)
BONUS: SPOT THE NEGATIVE COPING STRATEGIES! THERE’S THREE I TRIED TO IMPLY BECAUSE THERE IS ONE EACH OTHER(well not really for Time)
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Sky trusted the old man. Out of all his future incarnations, the Hero of Time seemed the wisest. The way his eyes bore a hidden sadness that was warped and shaped into maturity proved his thoughts right. The green on the other’s wings was calming, and the design shown a satisfactory, full life, not a cheerful one.
His wings, on the other hand, bore a bright red with youth. He wasn’t quite sure why all (if not, most) Skyloftians achieved wings after descending to Hyrule; He had his theories though. Perhaps it was due to the fact Hylia would need to find a hero again, and the flashy color would alert her against the vast world of-
Right. Back to Time. If there was one thing he knew about the color green, it clashed with red.
“Benched?! Why?”
Time pinched the bridge of his nose, Sky could sense the telltale signs of exhaustion coursing through his veins, yet he didn’t really care. It wasn’t fair, so why should he feel empathy? “For the last time, Sky,” He lifted his head back up, one of his eyes still half lidded, a trait he noticed form when he first met the man, “You’re not being benched. There’s stuff you don’t know yet, that-“ He hesitated.
“Smith,” the shorter quickly whispered back, giving a faux-apologetic look to the chosen hero.
“That Smith and I do know, and that’s okay, but-“
“But I want to come too. I want to know now.” One thing he would never admit is that, ironically, he hated secrets. Not that killing a god and cursing his home was that big of one-it was quite minuscule probably. Most likely. They wouldn’t know. “It’s not fair if you’re gonna leave me out. Plus, you may need me,” the frustration in his body fizzed towards his tongue, “You’re back gives out quite a bit, I can tell.”
“That was completely uncalled for, especially for an arrogant child like yourself.”
The chosen hero raised his foot to step back, but last minute decided to go forward. He made sure to ignore the resulting fumble, “Arrogant?! As if you would know the difference. You probably can’t tell a pumpkin from a bird.”
“Guys…” the Smith hastily stepped in between the two, holding his arms out as a barrier, “Let’s not fight.”
The following, loud, “No!” did not help ease the tension. He took a step back, a sense of being overwhelmed shooting through him and begging to be forgotten. Maybe he should forge new weapon, just in case if another hero came along who didn’t have one.
“You probably should watch your tongue, you know what happens to children who talk back.”
The way Time’s wings pulsed when he emphasized the c-word was enough to fuel the Skyloftian’s own fury. It was as if the red in his wings was growing, spreading up his neck and to his face, hardening it with Hylian anger.
“Bitch, YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR FACE!” He reached his hands out, the rapid motion making it impossible for even him to see, “I will fucking KILL YOU. I have the GODDESS on my side, beat that!”
“I’M MARRIED TO A WOMEN WHO COULD SKEWER THE GODDESS AND COOK HER FOR DINNER, YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL.”
“I NEVER SAID I WAS, STOP ASSUMING THINGS OF ME!” His arms reached out again, grabbing the metal plating on Time’s humerus, gripping it with his fingernails until they bent over, blood pooling on the edges from stress, yet he continued the relentless grip. He tried to push him down, yet the heavy metal kept him balanced on his feet.
The smith didn’t even try to engage anymore, it was probably fine. He looked over to the cave in the distance, the one that was supposed to lead him and time to the forest. He wondered what was out there.
Time’s next words were surprisingly… calm? No, that wasn’t the right word. They were sharp, yet quiet, “Let go of me, Sky.” The look on his eyes bore disappointment, the open lid slightly lowering, along with his jaw locking in a neutral expression, “You’re acting out.”
Sky stared into those eyes (or rather, eye) for a second, attempting to nonverbally induce the challenge, yet the man wouldn’t back down. With a grumble, he forcefully released the grip, slapping his arms down to a resting position.
His eyes still didn’t look fine, the older could notice. He looked over to the smith, motioning for him to come, yet he couldn’t just leave him like this. It would be cruel. He deserved a chance at calming down, so when he comes back they could talk.
Digging into his pouch, he found some candy, a recipe Malon created herself from some local honey she came across at the market. He hoped a handful would be enough to suffice the boy, “Here, it tastes good, you’ll feel better, I promise.” He gave an awkward smile, then quickly walked off back into the cave.
Sky may have never learned the sword-splitting events that happened in that forest, but he didn’t need to. He was okay now, but his nails hurt.
#This turned out more normal than I thoight#Oopsie daisy#oh well I hope yall like#lu time#lu sky#lu four#lu fanfiction#lu fairy au
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I don’t talk about ships often purely because I do not have many. And when I do it is smacking something against the wall and playing Barbies making two little dolls smooch. And also analysing every bit of those characters unless I don’t feel like it then it is just because I think they are both funny
#also I use “ship” in a more#flexible#way than most#but it’s way too annoying to keep typing#“character dynamic”#when I mean something platonic#and brotp isn’t good either#because some of these bitches hate each other#LMAO#so just know when I say “ship”#99% of the time it isn’t actually romantically#but I never really specify when it is either#if I need to STRESS HEAVILY that it isn’t romantic then I just won’t say ship#but usually idc#txt
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I always find it funny when people are more mad at a character than the people they supposedly hurt are? I get it happens when a fandom is younger or it’s been truely written incorrectly based on the characters, but a lot of the times it’s not and it’s funny to see idk. I am looking at the teen wolf fandom.
#thinking about sciles#i’ve seen people say it’s abusive on both ends#meanwhile it’s two teenage boys surviving a horror setting while coming age#even when they have justified reasons for being mad they SAY it and they work it out or forgive each other or move on#tbh they would hate the way some of their stans talk about their bff#they love each other srrrrrrrryyyyyy#scott mcall#stiles stilinski#sciles#stiles does not give a shit that scott hung up on him at the pool 😭#he was doing what he was supposed to! and stiles knows that!#scott absolutely cared that stiles got the shit kicked out of him#STILES CHOSE NOT TO TELL#because he loves scott too much to be used against him by gerard#stiles was willing to bury a body for scott when he accidentally kidnapped a kid i promise they love each other#and Scott is too good of a person for that ever to be an issue#ik it was said as a joke but likeeeeee#stiles would do it for him 100%#they love each other and i do not support turning them against each other#ESPECIALLY when the real enemy is the argents#the way ppl under reacted to the erica and boyd thing w allison was crazy#they needed real crash out friends idc idc#get that whole bitch ass hunter family out of that town#haven’t they done ENOUGH#i’m getting off topic i gotta stop
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yagami, WHY do you have to be such a bitch around kuwana. i'm going to strangle you.
(P.S.: he didn't tell kuwana that tesso said not to feel bad about it. obviously.)
#kuwagami#judge eyes#nah the best thing here is that yagami fucking KNOWS already that kuwana is not a piece of shit#he can admit to other people that yeah kuwana really cares about people. he knows that kuwana probably feels bad AND he is correct about it#and when he. when he fucking. SEES him. he starts being a bitch. amazing.#yagami stop being a little hater challenge FAILED!!!#damn you know we all see that kuwana annoys yagami out of spite and while it CAN be true under some circumstances>#(like. trying to weasle his way into yagami's investigation. you know. and the flirting. obviously.)#but as i see it yagami is no better. his default state is being a bitch so of course he is bitchy to kuwana as well#but he can't switch it off and just. acts so immature that kuwana has no other option than to do the same#guess who's having more common sense out of these two actually. the answer may shock you#anyway if you're interested why my fics are being written so slow it's because i'm picking apart canon events to see if i missed something#uhm I GUESS!#this one i've thought about for a while but it's now relevant for the update so i came back here and just. just had to post it you know.#also yeah i kinda dug my own grave with picking yagami's disguise here because i haven't stopped laughing until he took it off#“no kuwana of course i made sure rk wouldn't know it's me i had THE BEST disguise even my friends wouldn't know it's me”#though who's kuwana to judge. he just changed his jacket and went eehhh good enough#these two idiots deserve each other. fucking hate them#putting letters together one word at a time
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i dont ship them per say i just think they understand each other in a way no one else can and while this could bring them together it’s much more likely for them to reject the horror of being known and cannibalize each other like oscars
#eunyung baek and haejoon goh. to me#i dont think they’re getting together i think theyre going 2 years without talking and then runners into each other and acting like no time#passed at all i think theyre just like adult besties that kinda hate each other#like yeah thats my best friend hes a shithead tho. kinda cant stand him. we’re going out for drinks thursday and i just know hes gonna be#a mess and itll suck. but ill go anyways#haejoon texts him like hey man whats up its been a few months whereve you been#and eunyung sends a photo of himself like in the mountains or some shit with no context#hes like yeah i joined an expedition lol ive been living in the woods for 3 months#they go like a full year without talking and haejoon goes wonder what hes up to and its always something crazy#i think thats how theyd have to be i think if the less time they soend together the better friends they are#eunyung: i joined a commune i think its a cult tho idk its kinda fun#haejoon: please just fucking use my guest room for the love of god#eunyung transitions and visits for the holidays because juwan invited him and haejoons like#something is different. is it weird if i ask. does everyone else know. will they think im homophobic if i ask#eunyung: hey can i bring my boyfriend to thanksgiving#haejoon: absolutely fucking not.#eunyung: homophobic.#haejoon: im gay bitch i dont want anyone youre dating in my house regardless of gender. im going to hate them.#haejoon sends him job listings and apartments and is like i will drive you to your interview please get a normal job#and stop getting involved in multi level marketing schemes#and eunyung goes no 🫶 die#i hust wanted to talk about them. miss them. i caught up to my translation im reading and now i gotta wait for updates
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Towa and I as part of the Haru protection squadron
#anything for you Beyonce!!!#he and I his biggest fans I fear !!!!!! the goodest boy ever!!!!#loved this chapter loved the pookies calamari my beloved !!!#ren is such a little rat too akajsjw not Leo levels but like go girl give us nothing#he is not bad but I hope they have some character development because he started a bitch and ended a bitch#me and towa get each other in a way no one else can actually muah#I wonder what their abilities are? and Rens? does it have to do with the sea because he hated it at first?#I am almost done with the chapter will be back with thots#towa#ren#Haru#tokyo debunker
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#getting so angry and condescending and so very sanctimonious over people shipping a ship with 6+ years of history is...#you wanna talk so much shit about deranged shippers and toxicity#who is making post after post about people just vibing?#it is b*ddie or bust for some because we love these characters so so so much and there is no one better for each of them THAN THE OTHER#that’s it. nobody will ever come close.#and if we wanna ship with our shipping goggles or find them in every little thing what’s it to you? what’s it to anyone else but us?#all of the people i see are keeping to their circles keeping to their mutuals#but if people wanna venture out of here then damn so be it#if those people wanna leave comments on social media posts are they kicking down your door and making you read them?#are they making you look through the comments and getting angry? or are you doing it yourself?#if the showrunners are that adamant about NOT making b*ddie happen because of the DeRaNgEd ShIpPeRs then isn’t that… better….. for……. you?#OH and if b*ddie doesn’t happen then people will stop watching the show. okay. and??#everyone knows b*ddie shippers are a drop of water in the ocean so what’s the point in getting angry at people saying that?#your viewing experience won’t be affected in any way shape or form IF YOU DON’T SEEK OUT THE DERANGED SHIPPERS YOU SO AVIDLY HATE.#they make it all about b*ddie - BITCH (gn) THAT’S BEEN HAPPENING SINCE THE DAWN OF FANDOM CULTURE#fandom / shipping itself exists because housewives made k*rk/sp*k a THING!!!!!!!!!#anyway.
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can people just have kindness and understanding for others for two seconds please
#this girl…… i do not call women bitches in a negative way BUT if i were going to#…… she’s just a bully#which is so stupid because we’re in our twenties we’re moving out and after today well never have to see each other again#but everything i ever do is immediately wrong in her eyes and#she never sees ANYTHING she does as in the wrong or inconsiderate#i literally had one of the worst panic attacks of my life bc of her and i started to hate my life so much while living with her#that i literally moved back in with my parents for the last two months of the lease#continued paying rent but moved out my stuff and left her alone#now i’m back to do some final cleaning bc we have to be officially out tomorrow#and it’s just been an awful experience#i just went back to my car and i’m sitting here until my uncle shows uncle he’s bring his truck for a couple things
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anyway. it okay. im giving myself time to just be chill. im gonna start panicking when i get there. i still have 5 hours till then and rn im more preoccupied with the fact that i feel like i might be getting my period today and it better not happen on the train or ill kms and everyone on it
#i genuinely dont know if i do feel the grief#in some way for sure but also im. 1. not sure i have the right to actually feel it 2. even IF i am feeling it. its highly probable#im just repressing it and unconsciously beating it back with a stick because babygirl rn? i feel nothing#could be the shock too#but im kinda feeling worse about how im NOT feeling all that bad#cause i should. he never did anything wrong to me and i never did hate him. we just didnt get each others vibe#anyway it's so fucking unfair towards my mom. the fact that her bitch of a mother is still alive while he's dead.#i know its not her fault but i kinda hate her for being still alive lol she should have died 12 years ago#it would have been better for everyone. but nvm. i wish it was me too. my mom doesnt fucking deserve that ffs
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r: free animals (aka. jacob seed / sybille la roux / eli palmer) | far cry 5
You get what you came for, what you stayed for I only know how to satisfy your craving This is what you crave Know what you're made of, what you're made of Flesh and bones won't lie They won't lie Free animal, free animal My heart beats in patters to the broken sound Free animal, free animal You're the only one that can calm me down
made using @marissources template here!
#r: free animals#whitetail ot3#oc: deputy sybille la roux#shoutout to skelly for the 'kurt russell in the thing' fc thing for eli <3#anyway these bitches are so messy but also more compatible than you'd think?#eli is like the calming dog to cheetahs to jacob and syb y'know what i mean?#he has a capybara effect on them. where they just mellow out#but also they have so much hate sex#sooooooooooo much#anyway jacob fell first and hardest because i mean come on. he's obsessed! with both of them! his little whitetailed prey <3#no one apologizes (idiots) and they all know better than to get involved or dragged into arguments between the other two#that's a zero win scenario for all involved (and some people /not/ involved)#i'd say 'all' for starts fights considering everything but...#jacob and syb are so much more willing to play games and push limits with each other than eli is i feel#my edits
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did you guys know i like season 1 arifer a lot did you know do you guys know are you aware are you really *is shot*
#THEY'RE SO. SOMETHING. MMMMMMM#toxic yaoi my most beloved of beloveds#ari.stuffs#it's too easy to hate you and hard to love.#something so compelling though about one of the most powerful beings in the universe finding The most average unremarkable human and them#hating each other's guts. and they are both the fucking DEFINITION of hubris because the average human is so stubborn that you have to kill#him to get him to give up but Mr Most Powerful Bitch In The Room CAN'T DO THAT. he needs to keep his DIGNITY. he can't stoop so low to be#BOTHERED by some stupid human!! but by god does he want to murder him so bad. they want to kill each other so bad#and then they have gay sex about it like 2 months later. ICONIC behavior. truly. one of my favorite stories ive ever cooked up#ari.writing
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Hi, just a quick tip
STICKY NOTES AND CONSTRUCTION PAPER DO NOT MIX
THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT HOW MUCH ELMERS DISAPPEARING PURPLE YOU USE
they will NOT corporate
#they hate each other#and it’s so annoying#I spent like a solid 30-45 minutes cutting out starts for a background of something I’m working on and the sticky notes were the only thing#I had around that had the right color I wanted because straight yellow on black doesn’t look good in my opinion so there has to be some#Orange in it and the orange sticky notes with yellow highlighter are the PERFECT shade of orange I wanted and they DONT STICK#I’m just bitching because I don’t wanna take out my pencils again#They have their own place and the tin they are in is quite big so there is a lot of stuff on top of it and I don’t feel like moving it#Because I’m a lazy bitch#That’s why
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need to preface this by saying I looooove Felicia sm but god it’s so frustrating that when she pops up she gets to keep her personality, her depth, her everything, even in like her very few appearances but MJ has to get EVERYTHING WIPED AWAY even in the comics??? but literally the only close to faithful adaptions of her are spectacular, some of the 90s show and PART of the raimi movies and it’s only slivers!!!! And usually if mjs around Gwen doesn’t exist so we never the catalyst to her and peters bond, their shared grief that Peter can’t understand at first <\3
#and tbh Felicia is getting done DIRTY rn#but so is like. everyone rn#aand I hate to compare two bad bitches to each other#but what I liked about mj Felicia and Gwen is how DIFFERENT THEY ARE#i hate how they make post death Gwen into some pure angel as if she didn’t hate superhero’s and woulda leave Peter a verbal lashing#because she didn’t know he was spider-man when she died and that’s the tragedy!!! Gwen was never perfect none of them were#mj. god I can’t even talk about her without getting angry. they’re massacring my girls yall#even outside of their relationships with Peter they were such rich characters… Gwen a lil less but still!#I just want a semi-faithful adaption of spider-man in his college years up until adulthood#let him be a science teacher let mj be a model/actress/drama teacher who despite not being a superhero knows something about living two live#let Felicia be her morally grey self without taking away her depth#let Gwen rest. I’m#tired of them bringing her back and holding her over peters head as if he didn’t finally get to move on. he loved her. he loved her so much#that he respects her memory by not letting the world stop anymore. she’s dead but let her have her anger her flaws. the fact that she was#a bit of a bully in the beginning was interesting!!! I love women <3#anyway I’m gonna read renew ur vows and parralell lives and maydays run and pretend Peter b Parker is 616 Peter#also also this isn’t to say the Felicia doesn’t get watered down too because she does. they treat her so bad
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#I'm so upsetti spaghetti that tomorrow is gonna be a day of chores TM#and again I wont have the time and peace to sit down and edit some shots that have been lying around on my harddrive for ages#everything is so exhausting lately#and my neighbors are driving me nuts slowly but surely#when I was on vacation I couldn't sleep for reasons I don't even know#and back home now I can't sleep because two neighbors on both sides try to surpass each other with making noise all day starting at 7am#I'm so tired and I just wanna stare wistfully at the blorbos but I cant ;____;#sleep deprivation is a bitch I'm so cranky at everyone and myself and I hate it#negative#personal stuff#tbd
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when will you stop villainizing us lol
#be fucking grateful that we're—or /i'm/ letting you live on this app like it's nothing#because if i didn't i would've ruined your fucking life the day you left the server#but at least have some decency to shut the fuck up and move on because the fact that youre still so pissy is so annoying#like. kill yourself? die? i don't care i need you gone#at least act your fucking age#you're already a minor who writes smut and youre also minor who threatens others that youd kill yourself if they talk about your faves like.#are you fucking sick in the head?#choose a goddamn struggle goddammit#i hate you i hate you so much that i seriously want you dead and gone from the faces of the earth#if i could attend your funeral i would point and laugh at your dead corpse im so fucking pissed#talk shit about me when you're not a 17 yr old bitch who's talking to 13 yr olds about sex LMFAOOOOO loser#fuck you luma i hope you everything bad in life#fuck you and stupid girlfriend#you guys are perfect for each other btw! we love seeing a couple of minors who write smut date each other 🩷#tw rant#tw death threats#tw discourse#do not read if ure uncomfy i beg
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