#because some of these bitches hate each other

[askdrunkjimmy]

ADJ AU; Lore Master Post

1. Relationship Chart:

2. Character Sheets:

3. First Meet & First Impression:

Jimmy and Daisuke - Jimmy was adopted out of the system by Daisuke's parents after they had trouble conceiving. Daisuke was conceived (surprise!) around the same time. - They have a VERY close sibling bond.

Jimmy and Curly - Childhood best friends. - Curly didn't like Jimmy, but Jimmy "liked a challenge". - Curly has had feelings for Jimmy forever, but Jimmy is on and off.

Swansea, Curly, and Jimmy - Swansea was a process engineer at a manufacturing plant both Jimmy and Curly did internships with while in college. - "Work Dad" who always yelled at them (mostly Jimmy) for breaking the machines. - Once he warmed up he would tell them about his kids (and eventually his new grandbaby pictured above). - On their last day of their internships he gave them both his number to keep in contact.. - Invites them over for cookouts and other grill-happy holidays.

Swansea and Anya - Anya dated Swansea's son for a brief time. - Swansea ended up liking her better and still keeps in touch. - Calls her "his almost daughter"

Swansea and Daisuke - Met through Jimmy briefly - (Mod Note: this is a WIP friendship I'm still working some stuff out weeps).

Curly and Anya - Met at one of Swansea's 4th of July cookouts. - Dated on and off for about a year and then broke up because Anya was struggling with her sexuality - remained VERY close friends.

Daisuke and Curly - Brotherly relationships - When Daisuke was little he was IN LOVE with Curly (he grew out of it but Jimmy still makes fun of him about it all the time).

Daisuke and Anya - Met through Curly. - Literally obsessed with each other (platonically). - Daisuke cuts Anya's hair for her.

Jimmy and Anya - Met briefly at one of Swansea's cookouts, met officially after her and Curly started dating. - Literally fucking HATE each other but pretend to get along for Curly - Anya thinks his obsession with Curly while always leading him on is creepy and predatory. - Jimmy thinks Anya is (in his words) a "stuck up bitch" and likes to make offhanded comments to make her angry or uncomfortable whenever they are sharing a space WITHOUT Curly around.

4. Pets

Jimmy: Pickles - Bull Terrier

Curly: Nelly - Pit/Hound Mix

Anya: Honey - Landseer Newfoundland

Swansea: Tabitha - American Shorthair

Daisuke: Bowser - Box Turtle

I will likely add to this as time goes on because I'm so overly committed to this AU it's starting to become a problem....

[l1ndseyper3z]

Gallavich headcanons cause I'm tweaking out about them

- mickey loves bands (basically confirmed in 1-07 cause of the radiohead shirt) and the first time he heard I Love You by Fontaines all he could think about was ian so that's basically their song to him

- mickey runs cold, ian runs hot

- I kinda get the vibe that after a while Terry's death actually started fucking with Mickey kinda in the way Monica's death fucked with Ian. it made mickey get kinda clingy but Ian didn't mind

- in s5 when Ian broke up with Mickey. it was 100% self destruction, he'd seen Monica and didn't want to drag Mickey into what he thought he was destined to be

- ian calls mickey baby and anyone who teases mickey about it gets threatened cause mickeys a softie who will never admit it

- although Mama Milkovich canon is unclear, I think she died somewhere in season 1 after being ill for a while. it definitely fucked with mickey and I believe that's why he ended up hooking up with ian. he thought because she was gone he had no reason to live and was just winging life. he was definitely close with her

- some songs that make them think of each other are Arms Length - Sam Fender, Open Wide - Inhaler, The Craving - Twenty One Pilots.

- they're such girl dads this is not up for discussion

- I think they end up having one kid, a girl. mandys the surrogate and she basically ends up being mickey with red hair

- mickeys a big Eminem fan cause I said so and once he has his daughter mockingbird RUINS him

- I imagine the first time Mickey held his daughter he literally just sat there for hours in awe and all the Gallaghers were just like woah ian you've managed to break mickey what the hell

- they're such good dads

- if their kid ended up with bipolar they'd deal with it so well

- honestly they're the ones most likely to break the cycle

- ian is generally clingier but mickey doesn't mind. he actually quite likes it (although he'll never admit that out loud)

- ian fell first, mickey fell infinitely harder

- mickey gets quite emotional sometimes, I mean you saw how much he cried over ian. I think finally coming to terms with all the shit he went through hit him like a truck around the time terry died

- ian is big spoon

- cause they're little domestic bitches one of their favourite things is ian reading a book while mickey naps on him or next to him and ian messes with his hair with his free hand

- people act like they don't engage in pda but they TRADEMARKED pda

- mickeys too possessive to not like pda

- mickey and debbie plus ian and mandy. lethal

- ian loves seeing mickey fit into the family. family's a massive thing for the Gallaghers so seeing mickey blend right in makes ians heart melt

- ALSO seeing mickey do anything domestic like laundry or shit makes ian horny just saying

- mickeys scent 100% grounds ian. it's what he was around at the peak of his bipolar and it brings so much comfort to him

- hence why they share clothes so much

- mickey just likes robbing all ians shit cause why not and ian loves smelling mickey

- going back to if they had a bipolar teenage daughter mickeys literally the best dad ever

- needs a day off school cause shes struggling? absolutely let me call them.

- she feels like shit? come here we'll get comfy on the couch and watch a movie

- doesn't wanna take her medication? talk to me about it, tell me why and I'll explain why you should, we can try new stuff if you need it

- mickey hated ians black hair

- after they banged in prison for the first time they were lay there and mickey just went "why u not a redhead anymore? you look like a fucking idiot"

- part of him being such a good dad is because of terry but also because he's genuinely a gentle person deep down and it just took security and comfort to bring that out. plus he wants to make his mum proud

- everytime ian sees mickey with their daughter he just like falls into a puddle on the floor

- they visit Monica's grave every year. mickey doesn't really like her but he wants to make sure ian stays connected to her

- same with mickeys mum, they visit her a lot

- everytime they go into the Kash n Grab when they're in the southside they just giggle. it's so goofy to them now

- they see Jimmy Steve's dad out somewhere one time and they're both like 😦😦😦

- they're such bad influences

- always up to some dumb shit

- basically they're all of our parents and I love my sillies

[sheisjoeschateau]

american teenagers

Here’s my very own self-written fanfiction, story by me — based on and inspired by FX’s “Fargo” 🖤

xo, misha

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Gator Tillman x Fem!Reader

Childhood friends to rivals to lovers.

ANGST • SLOWBURN ROMANCE • DARK HUMOR • ACTION • HEAVY SMUT WITH HEAVY PLOT 18+ {minor dni}

THE PROLOGUE

You and Gator Tillman were only friends due to circumstances that traced back to early childhood. 

Both of you were convinced that had it not been for both of your corrupt daddies, you two wouldn’t have any need — let alone, any desire — to be around each other.  

Gator was a cocky vape-sucking toolbag who felt the need to prove himself to everyone, mostly himself — most of all, his apathetic father. It drove you nuts. Just the way he wore that smug smirk all the damn time, blowing puffs of Vanilla Coke flavored nicotine into your face with that slicked back hair and douche-wagon looking lightning bolt shaved on the side of his head, was enough to make you eye roll so far back into your head it gave you a migraine.  

You, on the other hand, were a goody-two-shoes and smart alec, convinced that you knew anything and everything under the sun — and all because’a what?  Because you’d been an AP student most of your life with a shot at a cushy college education? You were good at math and savvy shit like that, but also didn’t look like a geek or nerd?  On top of your pride, you had good looks — which in Gator’s mind, was the last thing your little bitch of an ego needed.

Still, you’d grown up together.  The two of you had both seen shit.  Some real shit.  Crazy, illegal, scary shit, that most kids your age wouldn’t even see on a television screen because they had good parents who wouldn’t let that happen.  But you two didn’t get dealt wholesome childhoods, and having each other had gotten you both through a good chunk of childhood traumas.  

Life obligated you both to be friends.  But that didn’t mean you both hated each other.  Well, not completely at least.  You tolerated each other.  Were used to each other.  It felt as if you guys were just an extension of one another, a limb you had to have in order to fully function.  It made for a weird sort of codependency between the two of you, operating on incessant bickering, venting about both your fathers’ dirty work and invading each others’ personal space due to damn near living together over the years. 

So, sure. In some inevitably duty-bound way, you and Gator loved each other.  You just didn’t really like each other.  You got on his nerves, he got under your skin.  You were far more of a nuisance than not, in Gator’s mind.  And he was a sleazy rat who only had good looks on his side.  The two of you knew each other inside and out, better than anyone else ever would, and that was such a fucking bother to you both.  

“Whoever the fuck ends up with you, is the most unfortunate bastard I’ll ever know.”

Gator had griped about that to you a handful of times, only resulting in your coy smirk and a wry hair flip.  It drove him nuts.  You were the biggest pain in the ass.  God forbid you were ever his pain in the ass.  That would never happen.

…that would never happen.

…or so he thought.

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First chapter coming soon :) fyi…this will be a multi-part series and like it’s not become an entire series sooooo that’s a thing. yeah. and I’m taking tag list requests below 🖤

[snakiest]

I don’t talk about ships often purely because I do not have many. And when I do it is smacking something against the wall and playing Barbies making two little dolls smooch. And also analysing every bit of those characters unless I don’t feel like it then it is just because I think they are both funny

[epickiya722]

So I'm looking through the comments of this one video about the reveal about Wasuke being the reincarnated and this comment actually put me in my feelings.

Like??? Nah, it's too early for me to cry right now.

[gonnadosomethingwmylife]

I always find it funny when people are more mad at a character than the people they supposedly hurt are? I get it happens when a fandom is younger or it’s been truely written incorrectly based on the characters, but a lot of the times it’s not and it’s funny to see idk. I am looking at the teen wolf fandom.

[monaisme]

Thanks for the tag, @joyful-soul-collector!

Get to know your mutuals!

What's the origin of your blog title? Hubby started calling me Mona as a nickname shortly after we were married after the Mona Lisa and a really bad experience with our wedding photographer. She told me that smiling too big would ruin our photos because the obvious gap I have between my front teeth. It was one of the happiest moments of my life to that point and afterwards, I'd do this small, closed-mouth smile instead. After a while, it felt like the nickname fit more than my actual name and so... Mona is me. (I should get on adjusting that so it's more readable!)

OTP(s) + Shipname: I'm fairly certain Irondad is going to be my ride or die. Tony Stark and Peter Parker were forever meant to make each other better-- in a strictly familial sort of way.

Favorite color: Today? Brown.

Favorite game: I'm an Octordle fan. Google it. I'm currently trying to beat my best score of 52.

Song stuck in your head: huh? I do not have a song stuck in my head at this exact moment. Odd.

Weirdest habit/trait? I talk to myself. I got into the habit when I first started writing and it MAY have crossed over into my everyday. Oops.

Hobbies: Writing, word puzzles... I'm about to start playing around with watercolours to see how I do with them.

If you work, what's your profession? I used to work! I worked at Home Depot as a head cashier, so retail... and I loved it. Well... I loved the people. Management was a collective of abusive, power-tripping assholes. Except for Patrick. I miss Patrick.

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? I'd kill to be a high school English teacher. It had been the dream. Anxiety decided that it was not in the cards.

Something you're good at: I'd like to think I'm good at writing, but I know that it's a work in progress. I am a good storyteller, though. And I'm good at making people feel comfortable.

Something you're bad at: Staying organized... and keeping focused.

Something you love: My kids. My husband. My sisters. Naps. Terry's Orange chocolate. Homemade beef stew.

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: My family. My favorite books/movies.

Something you hate: Bullies. Being intentionally obtuse. Cilantro. All this trump shit.

Something you collect: Books and movie ticket stubs.

Something you forget: My wedding band! All the time! It goes off so I can use hand lotion or wash dishes or whatever and then it's three hours later, I'm driving somewhere, and my ring finger is bare! I'm the worst! Hubby just shrugs and announces that he's out with the girlfriend instead of the wife... which is cool, because I've heard she can be a real bitch. 🤭

What's your love language? Words of affirmation/ acts of service/ physical touch.

Favorite movie/show: The LOTR trilogy, all things Star Trek

Favorite food: Santa Lucia's pepperoni pizza

Favorite animal: Dogs... and anything tiny, soft, and safe enough to be cuddled.

What were you like as a child? Weird. Creative. Eager to please. Things were sometimes difficult growing up, so I tried to be whatever it was that whoever needed me to be. Most of the time, that meant being an entertaining distraction.

Favorite subject at school? English. ugh. Soooo amazing! And I was so fortunate to have some pretty incredible teachers.

Least favorite subject: Math. It hated me just as much as I hated it. Absolutely 100% reciprocated.

What's your best character trait? Honestly, I love just about everyone... or I try, at least. I swear, I should've been a hippy!

What's your worst character trait? I'm a little (a lot!) scattered some days. It drives me (and some others) nuts.

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be? Oof. I can only pick one thing? My health?

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet? I don't know that I'd like to meet anyone new? Getting to spend some time to visit with my grandfather before the Alzheimer's would be priceless.

Now tag as many mutuals as you want!

@sarah-sandwich, @vankaar, @imbecamiel, @itsmechara426, @ctrsara, @turtle-of-winter, @iamsailornerd, @yes-i-am-happyaspie, @snarkythewoecrow, @justme--emily,

Get to know your mutuals!

What's the origin of your blog title? When I was in middle school, someone told me "you dress so goth, but your personality is so happy. You're like a really cheerful grim reaper. A joyful soul collector." And that's been my username for most everything ever since!

OTP(s) + Shipname: Oooh, right now it's Jayvik, and tbh I can't think of another one, this is one of the first ships I've been really really into tbh. Other dynamics focused on my blog have actually been more platonic, like Irondad

Favorite color: Red!

Favorite game: Dungeons and Dragons! Both as a player, and DM!

Song stuck in your head: The Challenge - EPIC

Weirdest habit/trait? I download thousands of still frames of tv shows that I love so I can make memes out of them. But I have to sift through and delete all the pictures that are blurry or unnecessary, which takes hours. I think it's super fun because I'm autistic and really enjoy sorting stuff lol

Hobbies: Writing, playing DnD, making memes, and hanging out with my friends!

If you work, what's your profession? Not so much a profession lol, I work at a toy store. It's a part time job while I'm in college, studying to be a radiologist!

If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? Realistically? Radiologist. But ANY job I wish? Professional DM or Professional DnD player, like the people on Dropout or Critical Role haha

Something you're good at: I'm good at writing stories! I can write them well and write things that make people feel deep emotions, and I like that.

Something you're bad at: Recognizing when someone doesn't want help haha. I tend to try and fix things or help people when they just want to vent, and it ends up frustrating for both of us.

Something you love: I love stories. Any kind, I love so so many

Something you could talk about for hours off the cuff: My favorite shows and stories, my dnd campaigns and characters, my stories and ideas

Something you hate: Fascism. Bigotry. Willful ignorance. Fearmongering. Propaganda.

Something you collect: Dice!! I'm a dice goblin for sure haha

Something you forget: I often forget chores unfortunately

What's your love language? Physical touch and acts of service

Favorite movie/show: Ooh right now it's definitely Arcane haha

Favorite food: Sushi!

Favorite animal: Cats!

What were you like as a child? In a word? Unwell haha. I'm a good bit better now, still struggling with a lot, but better than I used to do

Favorite subject at school? English, I was always good at that class

Least favorite subject: Chemistry. I hate that shit so much lol

What's your best character trait? I think that I'm kind and willing to stand up for others

What's your worst character trait? I can be disrespectful to some types of spirituality unfortunately. It just doesn't make logical sense to me. I have two friends that are fully convinced that a cursed doll gave some youtuber testicular cancer. And I just can't see the logic or critical thought in that

If you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be? Mmm. All of fascism shit is definitely damaging my calm so I'd love to change that specifically

If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet? Harry Allen. Google him he's a badass transgender cowboy

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ngl I tried to tag ALL my mutuals that I have, but this was how many it allowed me to do before it made me stop lol so here's as many as I could fit!

[passthroughtime]

yagami, WHY do you have to be such a bitch around kuwana. i'm going to strangle you.

(P.S.: he didn't tell kuwana that tesso said not to feel bad about it. obviously.)

[kiddokori]

i dont ship them per say i just think they understand each other in a way no one else can and while this could bring them together it’s much more likely for them to reject the horror of being known and cannibalize each other like oscars

[mazojo]

Towa and I as part of the Haru protection squadron

[cafecitoeddie]

❤️

[figuerockfaeth]

can people just have kindness and understanding for others for two seconds please

[priestfrommidnightmass]

my best friend i was in love with all of last year broke up with his girlfriend a few days ago and my past self would be SO pissed that i’m actually being the biggest wingman for him right now. i would be shaking myself screaming WHY AREN’T YOU TRYING TO FUCK HIM WHILE HE’S VULNERABLE!!!!!!!!!

[widevibratobitch]

anyway. it okay. im giving myself time to just be chill. im gonna start panicking when i get there. i still have 5 hours till then and rn im more preoccupied with the fact that i feel like i might be getting my period today and it better not happen on the train or ill kms and everyone on it

[direwombat]

r: free animals (aka. jacob seed / sybille la roux / eli palmer) | far cry 5

You get what you came for, what you stayed for I only know how to satisfy your craving This is what you crave Know what you're made of, what you're made of Flesh and bones won't lie They won't lie Free animal, free animal My heart beats in patters to the broken sound Free animal, free animal You're the only one that can calm me down

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[lovinggreeniehours]

did you guys know i like season 1 arifer a lot did you know do you guys know are you aware are you really *is shot*