#because it's not

[danrat]

hi 9 people who have liked archive 81 at one point. you should buy dan's original music because i want him to make and publish more of it. this is the spotify link. buy it here.

and quite fucking honestly, if you leave an email in my inbox i'll buy it for you.

[qrjung]

What's some terrible fandom opinions/takes you've seen of North?

This is a genuine question, okay? I see anything starting, I block

[heretherebedork]

Is insulting his skin supposed to be a supportive and romantic thing? Because I don't find it to be. Sigh. Why is negging treated so romantically by MAME?

[killwizard]

Don't cry, pubg froggy jacket, okay?

[heyyshonaa]

why do men in their early twenties think having guns and nsfw gifs on their profiles is an aesthetic???

[galaxythreads]

Loki 🤝 Sif: I want to die a hero death and go to valhalla

Loki sweetie ur asgardian is showing u little liar lol

All these came within ten minutes of each other and it reads like there are three separate people all engaging in a conversation I never started or participated in.

[doonarose]

David Tennant should auction off just the top button from that vest for charity. Some nutter would pay a lot for it and then probably suck on it of something.

[the-lgbtqsmp]

Etoiles telling Charlie about the bug...

"it's not your fault"

that was SO IMPORTANT for Charlie to hear

[askshivanulegacy]

ABO, huh? 😏

*raises my hand to ask a question* what if we collectively refused to refer to AI as 'AI'? it's not artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence doesn't currently exist, it's just algorithms that use stolen input to reinforce prejudice. what if we protested by using a more accurate name? just spitballing here but what about Automated Biased Output (ABO for short)

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[sepiamestus]

You guys should read thepromised neverland

[arynneva]

wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[thesefallenembers]

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.