#officer barrel

[ramanoodles]

I cannot stress enough how Lockstock repeating the show as a time loop breaks me. I used to find the Barrel confession scene funny and cute, now it's tragic. Lockstock had feelings for him but the script wont let him show it you can't tell me otherwise. Little Sally has to die too. His basically adopted daughter. Dead. I'm actually going to cry.

[bratmobiler]

rip bobby strong you would have loved hopecore tiktoks

rip hope cladwell you would have loved the eras tour

rip penelope pennywise you would have loved the office siren revival

rip caldwell b cladwell you would have loved hostile architecture

rip little sally you would have loved killing your sims

rip officer lockstock you would have loved asking a child wearing a band shirt to name five songs

rip officer barrel you would have loved that one trend from 2020 where you kiss your crush on camera to see how they react

[imcrazierthanyouloosers]

My favorite parts of my production of urinetown (Part One)

Hot Blades Harry=Bisexual

Cladwell=cunty

"Bobby," *GRABS HOPE AND PULLS HER FORWARDS INTO AN EMBRACE "Bobby strong"

Tiny Tom adlibbing "oh my god" (in a demonic voice) after being told he'll die

Little sally swinging her teddy bear around in a circle in the act one finale

Lifting up our local twink during act one finale with Barrel and another guy as we slow-mo fight from inside the amenity

The entirety of cop song having moves from company

Lockstock almost kissing Barrel

Lockstock being nose to nose with Bobby several times

"And we're all so poor!" *entire poor literally has breakdown*

Hope directing stage crew at one point

An unprecedented amount of murder

The splat after cladwell dies

Old man strong and Bobby being five feet away from each other with nothing between them and just...reaching out. That's it. No running, no moving.

Everyone turning to stare at little sally after run freedom run to make her awkwardly answer Bobby

Holding buttons of several songs until directed to break from them by bobby and cladwell respectively

"STWUMPET"

Hope waving goodbye to the audience cheerfully as Lockstock narrates her death

Bobby strong shrugging at Hope when she asks "when will I see you again" and then walking off

Pennywise and Josephine strong have a secret queer past

More to follow

[jerky-pal1]

Urinetown headcanons :D (Mostly Barrel)

-Barrel is southern (either from Texas or Georgia) as well as Bobby being southern

-Little Sally is Gen Alpha 😞

-Fipp has a british accent (Don't know why I see him having a British accent I just do)

-Lockstock has a sewing machine

-Barrel laughs like Goofy

-If Little Sally had any type of electronic she would have an Ipad and watch YouTube Shorts

-Barrel's 5'6

-Hope once asked if an orange is the color red

-Barrel can't spell the word gorgeous

-Barrel also once ran into a wall before

-Hot Blades Harry is homophobic and bi at the same time

-Barrel can't drive (Lockstock has to drive because the last time Barrel drove he crashed the car)

[inkybinkyboink]

funny things i get to do as officer barrel

tug of war with old man strong, i pull him back, but he keeps sticking his head out the curtain. im pulling him back going "dude. bro. come on"

maniacal laugh but i zone out during it and have war flashbacks

gay hand during "her pee, but me"

trust fall into lockstock's arms

lockstock pulls me back by my collar like a dog at one point

josephine holds on to my leg and i have to shake them off during the act 1 finale

we all fall out of the amenity and lockstock helps me up and we hold hands for just a second too long

on "prepare your man" i start jumping around like a boxer getting ready for a fight

rock paper scissors with one of the poor who then slaps me when i lose

getting into a full on fist fight with the same person later in the scene who then knocks me to the ground and drags me away by my foot

i get to come into act 2 with some sick ass bruising makeup

also just generally walking around swinging a baton back and forth

[puzzle-cat404]

you guys really like the last one so here’s part 2

[shit-look-at-all-these-pigs]

rip officer barrel you would have loved all the fics about you being a stoner

[wegottagetouttahere]

Shoutout to my directors for casting a dyke (me) as officer lockstock and thee gayest 14 year old boy as officer barrel. Funniest way they could have done it

[space-arson]

Does anyone here even know what urinetown is?

I wish I could take credit for this ( @clownhubris)

[cl0-ud1]

IN LIKE 2 WEEKS MY SCHOOL IS DOING A PRODUCTION OF URINETOWN AND IM PLAYING OFFICER BARREL, i’m excited and also absolutely terrified. if i could get some advice on how to deal with stage fright that’d be great 😭

[bratmobiler]

when i joined the urinetown fandom i was expecting fanart and some headcanons not a superb amount of angst about two gay cops with internalized homophobia

[imcrazierthanyouloosers]

.....Is it just my production of Urinetown or is every single one extremely gay?

[jerky-pal1]

How tall the Lockstock was compared to Barrel in the production I saw

[elklikeshoneysandwiches]

Guess who has a new hyperfixation!!

[inkybinkyboink]

dont ask for context you're not getting any

[puzzle-cat404]

ngl I just saw I guy at the airport who looks just like some of your ideas of what barrel looks like, so I guess that solves the idea of what he do if he wasn’t a cop… he’d work at a philly pretzel factory