#because it is!!!

[overtlyonyx]

do you guys ever see a ship and are like "why the fuck does this exist!!!"

(THIS IS VERY AIMED AT THE PHIGHTING! TWITTER FANDOM. ISTG YALL SHIP ANYTHING. /NEG)

for example, starker

like

romantic/sexual?! starker

i think like most of the marvel fandom sees irondad and spiderson so yall shipping it is like weird father x son to me

starker dni if that wasnt obvious

tony is like mid-40s and peter is like in his teens btw 🥶

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more phighting ranting

mfs who the sfoths with any of the phighters scare me

and even if you ship sfoth x sfoth its still weird iirc soda said sfoth see eachother as siblings

APPARENTLY THERES PEOPLE WHO SHIPPED DARKHEARY AND VENOMSHANK. WHAT. THEY SEE EACHOTHER AS BASIVALLY BLOOD BROTHERS.

first of all ex bsf ruined my view of darkheart i fucking hate him

and second venomshank is like my favorite ever,,, venomheart/darkshank (whatever the ship name is.) dni please ❤❤

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[gayestcowboy]

this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[great-and-small]

I was walking on a rather remote beach when I came upon this Whip eel drying up in the sun. These are intertidal eels that can actually handle themselves out of water for a bit, but it’s not normal for them to be fully exposed in direct sunlight like this. The tide was at least six hours from coming in and I felt like this eel was in distress, so I made the decision to dig him out and return to the ocean. His body was too delicate to be simply pulled from the hole without injury, so I got to digging.

This endeavor took about 40 minutes as the eel was quite long and difficult to excavate. Also had to continually refill my temporary eel pond to keep him from drying out entirely while I worked.

If you are an eel aficionado like myself, please enjoy this silly little video of the relocation process set to some jaunty royalty-free disco music.

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[thesefallenembers]

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

[girldraki]

[scribefindegil]

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.