#because i would

[outromoony]

Do you guys think Lyall and Hope high-five every time they see Remus' beautiful face?

[sunsburns]

dodge mason snapping his belt. that’s all i have to say.

SMUT 17+ ; slight bondage; implied smut

i like to think it would be a way to tease you, where the sound of the snap is enough to have you excited, laying on your shared bed, leaning back on your elbows as you watch him standing by the edge of the bed.

he's putting on a show for you, from the moment he started to unbutton his top, leaving it half open for you to have a good look at his chest. then he went to unbuckle his belt, pulling them out with one swift movement and snapping them in front of you.

you can feel yourself smiling, from how he holds the belt with his teeth and starts pulling his shirt off, then pushing his pants down. his slow, taunting, movements while he keeps looking at you, his eyes never moving from yours.

then he starts to crawl onto the bed, smirking at you when you reach to take the leather belt from between his teeth with raised brows. "you gonna tie me up, cowboy?"

he chuckles, "might have to."

before he leans down to kiss you, he tries to take his hat off but you stop him. "keep it on for tonight. i think i'll be fun."

[onicole]

"the ninja are sooo traumatized, mainly lloyd, zane and jay://" HAVE U SEEN COLEEEE in these most traumatized ninja list hes always in like last place… how. HOW ??

[dafunzies]

no but WHY the team colors fit hogwarts!AU х f1 so much???

Gryffindor!Charles: he’s a mischievous brat, and nobody can prove me otherwise. prolly tricked the sorting hat into this (it wanted him to do Slytherin obvi). it’s his dream & legacy to be in Gryffindor, even tho their quidditch team objectively sucks, living off the memories and washed glory of the legendary potter. the chaser of the team, the new hope. cunty, charming, flirty, stubborn as hell. not so nice and angelic because the looks can lie. AND they do. has a fanbase, very sweet with them but not so responsive to the love confessions. they say it’s cause he’s a player. he’s not. or is he?

Slytherin!George: bro’s serving diva with the most flawless skin to the extent that even girls are jealous of him. knows a thing or two about beauty potions. seems cold-hearted, but well…, he secretly has a crush on his best friend. loves the rules, equally loves bitching about them. sometimes breaks those rules - with that one friend - because apparently none of them can sleep well at night when separated. oh, forgot to mention: he got it all planned and figured out, so you better fucking run

Ravenclaw!Max: he excuse me actually ���☝️ can be freaking annoying. a nerds nerd. it's nearly impossible to keep up with him, but he loves a good challenge. got the nerve to cross the line: he’s calculating, rational, and straightforward. manages emotions poorly, so prefers not to manage em at all and stays distant. kinda socially awkward, but once he feels comfortable enough to be around, can be pretty chill. both the best in studies and quidditch. sarcastic and rough on the field as a chaser/team captain. despite his own claims of being single, wears the hickeys so often that had stopped trying to hide them at all. and, frankly speaking, he dgaf.

Hufflepuff!McLaren: papaya boys perfectly represent the house duality— reserved introverted blushing oscar/outgoing oblivious social butterfly lando, matching each other’s freak & determination BUT not really because they are still very different + Renault Danny?? spectacular gimme 14 of those

bonus: everyone is doomed by a narrative

[dreamsandconstellations]

The use of the tune of warrior of the mind at the end of God Games is just *chefs kiss*

[lolathepeacocklord]

I saw someone posted this picture one time saying it almost looked like they were holding hands

I think maybe if I tried reeeally hard I could edit it to make them hold hands… would you guys like that…

[needybiboy]

What if I was balls deep in you right now, hmm?

[3lji]

💘💘tian the adoring boyfriend 💘💘

[polysucks]

I happened across this IMDB account in a very human,, very reasonable turn of events (I wanted to know what Charles Dance was up to for very not human or reasonable reasons)

And lemme just say

They literally do not have a single wrong opinion.

They put Bruce Campbell AND Larry David on the “Men who should lay on their stomachs for the taking” baby dolls list.

They have to have a tumblr.

[mitchmrner]

did y’all know that i would move heaven and earth for brock boeser.

[oldladyinthewall]

do you think mike plunges his hands into jay's hair and uses it as a grip

[randlemartin]

it's a good thing i wasn't in aldbourne because i Would be giggling and blushing like omg....i need someone...maybe someone big and strong from arkansas 😳 to teach me about the great american game of basketball and we'd look into each others eyes and fall in love while i scored my first three pointer

[prettypuppieboy]

what’s a guy gotta do to get some fucked up shit in his inbox?? show you my tits??

[jugheadthelesbian]

i am the type of friend who will make out with u ask HOWEVER im also the type of friend to catch feelings if u kiss me