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"Let's cross our sharks!"
In answer to this:
Damn how bad it was, why?!?!
Or the beginning of Vlurt. The pairing nobody ever wanted.
Of course, Vlad belongs to @ouroboros-hideout ...
Are you happy?
#oc: vlad volkov#kurt hansen#oc:firebird#oc: fatgoose#and shark norris!#because he's inevitably a part of this... shitshow!#otp: crossing sharkies#otp: vlurt#that sounds like someone is throwing up.#It fits :unsupervised_vio:#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk#virtual photography#phantom liberty#cyberpunk 2077 photomode#cp2077#cyberpunk photomode#in game photography#cyberpunk 2077 screenshots#cyberpunk screenshots#Vio doesn't wanna know. Doesn't wanna be tagged.#She's covering her eyes in a dark corner of my mind#poor Vio
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I have a Mean Gills/majorwood rant that only the REAL toxic yaoi enjoyers will like
Martyn is conditioned to be with Scott.
At the start of the series when everyone picks out teammates, he’s left out. He knows he has little to no fighting chance if he doesn’t team up, and Scott is an experienced player. they’re the only people that are left without any teammates; Scott can easily survive this situation, Martyn cannot. Hell, Scott hits above 24 hours within the first mere MINUTES. he has time to spare and is known for his team efforts.Martyn’s already stressing the minute he’s boogeyman.
no one trusts him, everything’s already established.
So he comes crawling back.
When encountering offers of allyship, or chances to betray scott in order to be in a larger, more vicious group; Martyn always CONSIDERS. its not a “team with Scott” in his mind, its the “team that’ll get him to win”. every time this comes into consideration he hesitates, as the dilemma of which group can bring him to success comes up, and Martyn has to choose the stronger pack. unfortunately, he’s not a part of their group and it quickly turns around and bites him back. the moment he comes to that clarity, he comes crawling back.
Martyn wont just not betray Scott because he’s loyal, but more-so that he’s bound to the superior role Scott has in their group. even in the final stretch with the three left standing, impulse has mere minutes, Martyn had less than two hours; and Scott is at a whopping 4+ Scott is better at the game, so Martyn is bound to him. regardless of the lackluster numbers in comparison to the trios and quads, Scott is the only person who wont betray him this far in the shitshow. even when teaming with ties and disregarding Scott’s disagreement with such allyship, he goes on with it until the expected betrayal. after which, he gets “protective” of Scott, just like he did when Scott was last green standing.
except was he really protective?
no. even if he was, he was absolutely terrible at it. almost NONE of his “interferences” where he goes in to “help” Scott truly worked. he ended up taking the time from Scott’s last green hours when they found it inevitable for him to die, Scott having way better shots and often better chances at taking people down when hunting alone; and in fact, getting dragged down by Martyn due to giving him hours, alongside the many more he gave to random teams of people as well. thats the thing though, Scott didn’t mind giving time to random players. He didn’t mind teaming with martyn, someone who was incapable of improving his chances and someone who was very much OBVIOUSLY going to betray him.
Scott didn’t necessarily expect loyalty from martyn the whole way, just intended for him to stick around as long as humanly possible without randomly getting killed by him, which was wishful thinking at best with the expectancy of loyalty (the bet with jimmy). Scott had the higher position in the entirety, but he knew Martyn again and again came crawling back until there was no power to crawl back to and no hard shell protecting that long gone power either.
#majorwood#theyre so doomed by the narrative i love it#scottyn#mean gills#limited life#traffic life#trafficblr#trafficshipping#trafficshipblr#traffic smp#life series#the life series#ship rant#rant post#niyokirant#toxic yaoi#doomed yaoi
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The Ruse Ch. 1
pairing: Nathan Bateman x CompanyRival!Reader
summary: Nathan wants to buy out your father's business, but the latter is skeptical of closing the deal with the BlueBook owner. The solution? He's going to seduce you.
content: 18+ mdni, thoughts about sex and kinks, enemies to luvrs
wc: 2.4k
a/n: As requested by a wonderful anon!! THANK YOU, I've been on a bald, billionare kick
beta read by the amazing and adorable... @lovable-liar
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Ex Machina || Main Masterlist
“Look, you provided tech parts to BlueBook for almost a decade. Then, you up and left to start making phones, tablets, etcetera with my ideas. And I get that it’s a family-run business. It’s adorable, really.” Nathan sighs and clicks his pen, “But I have to say, in a lack of better terms, you’re running an absolute shitshow.”
Your father leans back on the swivel chair, only one of the twelve occupied because Nathan was pacing around the room, and the other board members weren’t privy to the conversation.
He was fuming, but he knew that Nathan was right.
The said shitshow was a repeated cycle — inevitable karma, if you will — that Nathan Bateman, a genius and billionaire, and your father, a now sorry excuse of an entrepreneur, experienced it to the highest degree.
But truthfully, the latter was hit the hardest.
In the past year, your father’s employees designed and crafted the high-end electronics at NovaTech. Over time, they used it as a stepping stone to build their own companies from the ground up, evolving into something worthy of praise.
He couldn’t keep up with the competition, especially now with the brightest minds walking out.
“I’m doing you a favor by buying you out instead of watching you sink into bankruptcy.” Nathan continues, “Call it an act of a good Samaritan. Or, if you’re not into the hippie bullshit, just see it as me taking back what’s mine.”
Your father frowns. “I bet you’ve been bribing my employees to start working for you, eh?” He throws his hands up in frustration, struggling to find the right words. “It’s all part of a stupid, elaborate plan to drive me out of business!”
Nathan drops the pen, it clatters onto the glass table. He says in a low, steady voice, “Do you seriously think I have time to fuck around?”
He grumbles a “no” and swipes the buy-sell agreement from the manila folder.
“Look at you! Finally coming to your senses.” Nathan opens his arms, an agreeable and friendly stance, though it was anything but that.
“I’m just reading over it again, Bateman. Just making sure you’re not ripping me off.”
“God, it feels like I’m trying to get divorce papers signed.” He tucks the document back into the folder. “Think about it, man. You could throw a retirement party with the greens and have more than enough to tan your ass in Bora Bora.”
—
The next night was the BlueBook Ball, Nathan has a way with words, but it’s a glorified event for rubbing elbows, sickening niceties, and serving tooth-achingly sweet mixed drinks for the wives of big names in the tech field.
Nathan could play the nice guy for only so long.
He’d been breathing down his own neck to get the documents signed. It was a one-way ticket to the clientele who turned him down because of their loyalty to your father.
In hindsight, he should’ve dealt with the meeting the morning after the gathering while your father was hungover and loose-lipped, ready to nod along with his plan for the buyout.
A perfect yesman.
Nathan was a scientist first and foremost.
Hypothetically, he knew it could’ve worked.
And he was a businessman second.
Technically, he knew others played just as dirty.
Nathan ran a hand down his beard and reminded himself, Just one more night of persuading him and I’ll back down from NovaTech.
Can’t keep on wasting my time.
–
You’re accompanying your father tonight. He stated that it was a gateway to understanding the social aspect of running a business.
Deep down, you knew it was a sloppy attempt to get you out of your studio and away from tinkering at the new prototypes.
You begrudgingly agreed because at least it was a chance to abuse the open bar and cling to the side as a wallflower after snagging a few drinks.
But there was the issue of the black-tie attire. In other words, slipping on a tight dress paired with red-bottom stilettos could cause a twisted ankle if you took the wrong step.
Or danced too hard.
Surely, Nathan Bateman wasn’t the type to throw it back and party like that, right?
You shake your head, not in a professional setting.
A faint buzz from the intercom beside your bed draws you out of the bathroom.
“Hey, sweetie! The helicopter’s here to pick us up.” Your father reminds you.
You check the time on your phone and frown slightly, then press the button on the intercom to reply. “Dad, you said we weren’t leaving for another hour.”
Another buzz.
“I’m sure they can send another one for you when you’re ready.”
“Alright, fine. I’ll see you there.”
–
The helicopter ride wasn’t your first, given your father’s affinity for buying new and shiny things for you in hopes of proving that his late hours at the office during your childhood were all worth it—a weak compensation for being raised by maids and butlers.
The green land and the snow-capped mountains stretching on for miles was a distraction from the thought of showing up without the person who was supposed to be your guide for the night.
Everyone would be nameless for the time being or blurry faces you’d soon forget.
You pull the aviation headset over your ears, a thought dawning over you.
You don’t even know what the host looks like.
He was surely an enigma, sitting on a fat pile of money and keeping his head down to work on god-knows-what in a facility you were headed to located in the middle of buttfuck Alaska.
Photographers rarely shot photos of him due to his constant refusal to participate in panels, and overall, there were few published sightings of him on the mainland.
Even then, it was like he took down the photos.
Perks of being one of the wealthiest men alive, you suppose—a false sense of privacy.
The landing, as gentle as it could be from a helicopter, didn’t help to settle the churning at the pit of your stomach.
A voice from the earpiece cracked to life, “Follow the path. You’ll know when you’re there.”
Before you could ask about the lack of people in sight or even the distant sound of music, the pilot answered your question.
You carefully step out, noticing the stupidly rolled-out red carpet on top of plants and fallen branches. The least he could've done for someone with more money than he could spend was pave a sidewalk.
This must be a sick metaphor. Struggling to walk in nature to find a haven built by a human.
Your ears perk up after about fifteen minutes of walking at the muffled sounds of talking. There were finally signs of life apart from trees and birds.
No way could you keep walking the last stretch without a break, especially with your calves on fire. All you needed was a hard drink, a bench to sit on, and maybe even a bed for a quick nap.
The tree stump nearby was the best you could do for now. You veer off the velvet path before your right heel sinks into a mud puddle.
“When I see that man…” you mumble under your breath. Then you were quickly reminded that you wouldn’t recognize him even if he were in front of you.
There was no point in stopping now; you were late, and now, your right shoe was dirty.
You trudge on for a few minutes. Standing before you was a wooden facility with glass panels reflecting the foliage. If you looked the right way, it almost blended in, but there were far too many edges and faces.
A little too perfect.
Squinting your eyes at the windows inside, you find the guests milling about, politely throwing their heads back to unfunny jokes. A few men were clean-shaven, while others had a trimmed beard. They all had their shoulders rolled back with a champagne flute in hand.
Any of them could be Nathan Bateman.
Maybe he was close to being six feet under, white-haired with a few loose screws in his head.
How else was it possible to survive in a place like this?
You surely wouldn’t.
You unclasp your clutch to find your phone and shoot a text.
Dad, where are you??
The message flickered green…
No cell service
He was supposed to dumb down the guests for you tonight, teaching you the whosits and whatsits. But that was the least of your problems.
You’re sure that you’re going to be murdered without a witness as the sunset dips below the horizon. The branches cast shadows against the neighboring trees, a disturbing illusion of a dismembered figure.
You could already imagine the headlines.
Daughter of NovaTech Gone Missing in Buttfuck Nowhere Alaska!
There was a light chuckle behind you, making you flinch. “Are you lost? There should be a map for a place like this, huh?”
You flick your head back quickly, and a stocky man with a piercing gaze set behind a pair of glasses stares back at you. But his eyes weren’t any less pointed, even with the obstruction. It was as if he knew things you didn’t, keeping the cards close to his chest. Or more like he knew something about yourself that you were only beginning to grasp.
For an audience like this one, he was dressed plainly. A crisp white shirt, taut across his chest, paired with black slacks. You had to give it to him for having the guts to throw the required attire out the window.
Maybe you could get along with this guy.
A non-conformist.
It’s refreshing.
You offer him a smile. “Yeah, this asshole had us walk what felt like a mile to get here.”
Oh my fucking god… She doesn’t know who I am. The corner of Nathan’s lip twitches up by a degree.
“Yeah, tell me about it. I stripped halfway through the walk.” He plays along with a smirk.
“Explains the whole lax look?”
Nathan pauses for a moment.
“... Sure. And you?” He cocks his head toward your muddy high heel tucked behind your other one in an attempt to hide it, a cute curtsy, almost. “Is that horse shit?”
“God, I hope not.” You grimace and look down.
Nathan could count on one hand the amount of people that didn’t see him as a potential business partner or an escape during nightly escapades.
He mentally shakes his head. Maybe having contact with an actual human being was getting to him. Besides, he has to set things straight…
He takes a few careful steps near you as if placating you. When your eyes meet his again, and you don’t pull away, he places his hand on the small of your back.
You could feel the heat through your thin, silk dress.
“C’mon, I’ve been here a handful of times. Let’s find you a bathroom.”
“And a map while you’re at it.”
He grins. “Like little fold-up ones you find at amusement parks?”
“It’s the only thing that would work around here. God forbid there’s cell service here or something.”
“Dude who owns this place must be an asshole to cut it off like that.”
“Right?!” You bob your head alongside him, grateful to have someone who didn’t feed into the billionaire's bullshittery.
–
You hate to admit it, but the estate was straight out of Architectural Digest.
Nathan steers you toward another building. It was a simple square, detached from the main facility, but still held the similar reflective panels, this time on all sides.
“What’s this?” you prod, dodging a patch of dirt, “A fancy portapotty?”
He fishes out a slim silver card from his back pocket.
“Is that what I think it is?”
How this man you just met knew the way around the place was beyond you, but you’d do anything at this point to remove the cakey, stickiness of the mud clinging to you.
“Yeah, a keycard. Every main guest gets one, and you haven’t?”
“No, I’m just my father’s plus one tonight, so I’m technically not listed.”
You don’t have to tell him.
Nathan knows exactly who you are.
In his defense, he greenlit the guests tonight by running a background check. He even went the extra mile by requiring them to walk through a metal detector. Especially after the experimental happenings of the Turing test, he wasn’t going to cast a blind eye to an android coming in to hack at him again.
Or worse, a jealous competitor.
And that’s exactly what you are.
Well, not you, necessarily.
But your father, so by extension, you were a part of whatever plan your father was stirring up. Or at least that’s what Nathan garnered.
Nathan swore to himself that he wouldn’t act like a petty teenager. But he needs a safeguard to protect his company and decrease the chances of his clients or sponsors from pulling out after they found out about one of his androids going rogue.
His ego was a liability. Sure enough, to be the cause of his death.
But it also brought him this far, along with his craftiness.
He’ll agree with a quip or two about your annoyance with the BlueBook owner, so you’ll lower your guard. Then boom, bam, thank you, ma’am — dial-up his sweet talk and ease in, persuading you that Nathan fucking Bateman is a trustworthy guy.
You’ll put in a good word for him to your father.
“You rarely go to these things, huh?” He tilts his head.
“Is it that obvious? I usually stay in my studio, drafting up concepts.”
“You’re a designer,” he observes.
“Something like that.” You shake your head. “But if my dad had a hand deeper into my life, I’d call the shots in NovaTech later down the line instead of playing with paint and wires, or at least that’s what he says.”
And there it was.
“A tortured artist and daddy’s girl,” he takes note.
“Well, how about you? I’m sure you got a sob story of the century to give yourself a buzzcut,” you tease back.
“Smartass.” Nathan presses the keycard against a wall. There was no indication of a slot to insert itself in or tap on—a sleek design hidden from plain view.
The soft click of the door unlocking brings his attention back to you. “Go ahead, I’ll wait out here. Gotta have you looking your best when we get in there.”
A simple ruse from yours truly.
pt. 2 coming soon (lmk if you'd like to be tagged!)
I'd love to hear your thoughts and my inbox is always open for requests or if you want to chat!
#nathan bateman#nathan bateman smut#nathan bateman x reader#nathan bateman x you#nathan bateman fluff#ex machina x reader#ex machina fluff#ex machina smut
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Cosmere/Magic the Gathering
'What IP do you most want to see in Magic the Gathering?' Thunderwoodd: Stormlight Archive!
thyfoolish1: Brandon said they reached out to him and he was excited and ready to go but they haven't gotten back to him. I think this was Dragonsteel last year. So there is hope.
Egi_: Even after the shitshow with the free book he gave them on the condition it wouldn't be commercialized and then WotC commercialized it?
Brandon Sanderson: I knew what I was getting into working with a big corporation. Like the proverbial frog giving a ride to a scorpion, I don't see justification for complaint regarding the eventual sting. I love the game, and the designers, so that's really my metric. As a note, everyone I worked with on the narrative team was wonderful.
I don't want a passing secret lair of five cards; I am interested in a full-blown set, so with that constraint, I wouldn't foresee a Stormlight or Mistborn crossover until one of several things happens:
1) They burn through the bigger properties that match MTG's vibe like LOTR did. Fantasy, or science fantasy, properties that feel legit as a big expansions. As mentioned in this thread alone, there is a pretty deep mine there. Dune, Witcher, Elder Scrolls, Arcane/LoL, Westeros (if they're feeling spicy.) A hobbit set is all but inevitable as well.
Considering they'd be unwise to put these sorts of things out too quickly, and should really give them time to breathe, we're looking at ten years easily before they're out of larger fish to fry. Stormlight is big for a book series, but without any shows/films/games, I'd suspect it doesn't have the casual word-of-mouth reach their marketing team looks for to justify the extra expense of licensing fees.
2) Said bigger properties decide they aren't interested, leaving things popular but without media representation. If they ever decided to experiment with a book-only series, I suspect I'd be very high on the list to approach.
3) Cosmere gets one of said media properties, something I'm actively trying to accomplish--but it is slow going, as I'm in the fortunate position of being able to be very picky about partners, and prefer to take my time.
I've made it clear to them that if a large-scale set were in the, ahem, cards, I'd be willing to make frequent trips to Seattle to be part of the design team on said set.
awakenedjunkofigure: If any author deserves the pick of the litter for production companies, it's absolutely you. Can't wait to see what your books would look like on-screen!!
Brandon Sanderson: Well, the answer to what they'd look like on screen is "Expensive," which a part of the problem...
schloopers: Any large consideration in your mind for spoilers versus fully representing a world or story?
Stormlight you’d of course want all 10 Orders, so spoilers are far as those are concerned are a given.
But maybe a legendary creature “Iron Eyes” instead of any spoiler specific proper names?
I ask because I have so far gotten one friend in the playgroup to start reading, and a couple full sets would for sure help in garnering interest, but I would worry for the story beats getting too greatly revealed out of context.
I don’t know, maybe it’s just unavoidable. I’ve had several Dr. Who episodes “spoiled” for me through that set.
Brandon Sanderson: This is something I haven't given a lot of thought toward, but I perhaps should be mulling it over. You make a good point.
Thunderwoodd: Woah! Can’t believe you responded. Huge fan! And I loved your commander cube! Saw it on Game Knights right after I finished Rhythm of War.
Curious, do you think the Radiant orders could correspond to guilds or color wedges?
Brandon Sanderson: Yes, I've done thought experiments on that, and think guilds could actively work for them without too much trouble. Problem is, would we want a Stormlight set or just a Knights Radiant set, because ten guilds for ten orders is already a high demand. It might be better to make a wedge set, but the problem there is that the Radiants are actively all colors, so it would be hard to cut out any save black. (Willshaper individuality and artistic expression could be green red instead of red black, for example.) So maybe five four-color wedges? I think the lore could support this, and be something that MTG has had trouble conveying without the expansive worldbuilding an entire book series could provide.
Radiants and sapient spren (all but black, to indicate the inherent selfless Radiant cause)
Human Nations (all but green, to indicate triumph over nature, which is an antagonist on Roshar.)
Singers (All but blue, to indicate the lack of ability to plan for the future, dearth of scholars, and onset of madness in the fused.)
Non-sapient Spren and wildlife (All but white, to indicate lack of overriding societal structures.)
Secret Societies (All but red, indicting the deliberate and conscious planning of these groups.)
Four color signpost uncommons would be WILD, even with hybrid mana. So I can see the design team balking. This (four color guild set) is almost certainly something they've explored and specifically decided not to do.
mediocreattbest: It’s crazy coming onto this post to say “any cosmere set!” And then see you actually replying. Out of curiosity, would you prefer just a stormlight set or a cosmere-wide set? I’d love to see characters through their stories (like we had with the LotR set)
Brandon Sanderson: I'd prefer Stormlight or Mistborn alone, as the planets themselves are so much a part of the stories.
#cosmere#mtg#magic the gathering#brandon sanderson#the stormlight archive#oathbringer#wob#cfsbf#root
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So she didn’t “come down.” She was always at this level. It’s just that people didn’t realize it.
She was elevated beyond her level via Harry who in turn was elevated beyond his level via the brf's propping him up with all the cover ups and bigging him up beyond his abilities and what his position warranted. She was an unknown quantity -- people bought into her in large part bc they bought into Hero Harry. This is a case of water seeking its own level and this shitshow is essentially a crash happening in slow motion on a world stage bc two idiots who had been elevated far beyond their levels were stupid enough to buy into their own hypes and proceed to torch the very scaffoldings holding them up lol
Even nepo babies still need to have some abilities to succeed and Harry has none. Hero Harry worked bc he had some v powerful institutions propping him up: the brf, the UK government, the military, a cooperative press, and also an enormous goodwill from the public. But it only worked within the royal parameters, and even then it was only delaying the inevitable -- he was a ticking bomb who was always gonna blow up sooner or later. He has nothing to offer in the real world but he thought he was the shit and they were holding him back so he got out so he could unleash his star power outshining his brother and getting paid for it lmao
The brf shot themselves in the foot with their enabling and mishandling of this loose cannon. Meghan did them a solid by taking him outta their hands to implode away from them and also providing them with a fallguy for their mistakes.
Exactly, the big fake here was Harry.
I would add that Hero Harry worked because people wanted to believe that Diana’s son had reformed and found a role for himself. That’s also why the Harkle wedding worked. People wanted that happy ending, not realizing that they’d been sold a false image.
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I would give a lung to have an version of the Prison Arc with Derek on it for many angsty Moreid reasons, but in particular because he is one of the most openly critical of the System��� since day 1, so seeing the FBI pretty much refuse to have anything to do with it regardless of how weird the case while Reid is going out about how he is ready to risk his freedom forever because being an convicted felon would leave him out of said system and he can't bear that....
Yeah I would love to see what Morgan thought about all that shitshow lol
Oooh hey there anon you say very good words. I too would sell my material possessions and lungs to see it. But you bring up some delicious conflict and I do love conflict with every fibre of my being.
Though I believe a considerable part of Reid being ready to risk it all is that the FBI is where almost all his loved ones are and losing the job would mean losing that and inevitably drifting apart from them.
But then again clinging to something even when it doesn’t want anything to do with him is a very Reid thing to do I’d say.
#ask#it would have been nice to see what he thinks of the system at this point#but i fear he had very tunnel vision that is focused on Cat Adams on this particular case#and for good reason#but STILL#it would have been nice
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I always say I hate getting into a fandom because of the inevitable discourse. You shippers remain some of the absolute worst part of the fandom. I'm not saying all shippers btw. The shippers who draw art of their favorite couples and “ship” different characters but also respect other people's “ships” cause y'know it's fiction and stuff at the end of the day, y'all are cool people. Just wanna say I love your unproblematic asses. You see the others, please go bite the dust. Why the fuck are you so mean? These people are NOT REAL!!!! The new season of hotd hasn't even started and y'all are already back on your bullshit. Being racist and sending death threats towards the cast and other people in the fandom and just overall being fuckin vile human beings because “your ship doesn't make sense or have chemistry or yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah” STFU!. LEAVE THE ACTORS ALONE, LEAVE THE PRODUCERS AND THE SHOW STAFF ALONE. LEAVE OTHER PEOPLE ALONE!! GO OUTSIDE AND BREATHE THE FRESH AIR, THE SHIT IS NEVER THAT SERIOUS. SEVEN FUCKIN HELLS MAN. Let's use Beth and Harry for an example, the stuff that comes from some of your accounts are absolutely vile and I wish you the fuckin worst. Then y'all love quoting “but they're not following the source material” to justify y'all being racist and nasty towards them. I have some news for you. If you read the books and not just gloss over what you wanna read you'd know that their characters were inevitably endgame had everything went right, there was no such thing as “BROKEBACK WINTERFELL”, as fun as that plot would've been, Jace and Cregan had a brotherly relationship and “Sara Snow” was just Mushroom only account and he wasn't even near or in Winterfell, so it was probably just his “fevered musings” she probably 100% didn't even exist, it was a campaign to slander Rhaenyra and her children and that's canon. Calling Bethany all sorts of vile things cause you're not in the writers room and can't write your headcanons is sick. Sending death threats to Harry is absolutely mental. Seek professional help!! Not just them alone but you get the gist. Please just try to be decent people. You don't have to like something everybody else probably likes but you also don't have to be a CUNT for no apparent reason. IT'S JUST FICTION. LET'S JUST WATCH THE SHITSHOW AND HAVE FUN.
#house of the dragon#hotd#house of the dragon season 2#hotd season 2#fandom#hotd fandom#shipping discourse#bethany antonia#harry collett#jace velaryon#jacaerys velaryon#jacaerys targaryen#baela targaryen#I'm tagging the characters so y'all can go down the thread and see what I'm talking about#GEEZ#i wish HBO could protect their actors/actresses of color better#HBO#hbo house of the dragon#shipping#go get a job you losers#hbo hotd
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thinking about . watson trying so so hard to read holmes’ stupid ass monographs and it’s an impossible task but sometimes he likes to fall asleep with holmes’ voice in his ears and holmes reading his stories and he is certainly not impressed but he reads them all and when they’re older and know each other far too well watson gets much more careless with the whereabouts of his drafts and notebooks and holmes LOVES IT. because he’s so extremely nosy and he just gets to peer into little parts of watsons mind (who, by the way, writes EVERYTHING down, what’s that about silence making an invaluable companion? it’s because half the money he’s ever owned has gone to the mountains of notebooks in his room) and just gets to giggle at his random little mental detours and absolutely asshole ness and compare how much he’s watered it down for the stories (holmes and watson shittalking absolutely everyone, how dear you are to me)
also as they get older the holmes brothers see each other far more and watson too! his presence doesn’t hinder the ability to yap because they never say what they mean anyway and then . my favourite headcanon ever itsss watson plays chess with mycroft ! and beats him sometimes! and holmes moans and groans some passive aggressive nonsense about how they’re supposed to be socialising not boring him to death but he finds a way to entertain himself with mycrofts belongings and anyway i love them. also i just love granada holmes mycroft so much the distinct difference between holmes’ showy offy deductions and the way mycroft just turns to watson and is like. so yeah this is what he’s on about I LOVE THEM ACTUALLY
also aromantic john watson has scooped a chunk out of my heart and settled in it like a little crescent moon and i have no wish to get rid of him. he is where he belongs so on that note OH YEAH THE BEGINNING OF THIS THOUGHT PROCESS LET ME
so. its cool when people make lestrade gay because. heh but i just love love love straight lestrade who is so in love with his wife and knows they’re gay as hell but is just like. i don’t get paid enough for this
which i was just thinking about because i love how holmes and watson can literally just be anything ever like like OF COURSE they’re gay as hell also they’re just besties. anyway. platonic/queerplatonic holmes and watson you are. perfection and let me yap about this now basically a monogamous partnership BUT! if we’re being realistic they totally didn’t talk about it at all i am going by granada holmes’ canon but after sign of four watsons like. hmm and now i have a choice and then he inevitably decides yeah there’s no way i could leave holmes now and then the shitshow that is the devils foot happens and the next few episodes are just them like. yeah. ANYWAY sorry i think about granada holmes chronology too much my point is they just sort of come to an unspoken agreement which is essentially yeah neither of us is gonna leave. and they just take joy from leaning against each other in a cab and going on walks and sitting in their stupid armchairs and talking shit together BUT! the thing about the unspoken agreement is that it makes the retiring thing a littleee harder because uh. that would be like a choice right like . i feel like i say like a lot let me father my thoughts GATHER. essentially despite their own decisions to remain by the others side because they are allergic to communication their continued living together has sort of just been a non choice (apart from EMPT but that doesn’t count) and now it’s like . hey do you want to like actually go and retire with me in the middle of nowhere and for holmes he is an unfeeling machine who is definitely not absolutely terrified of rejection and who only wants the best for watson and he’s so worried that he’s doing wrong by him by leaving or asking him to go and he is like damn. am i really gonna just ask this random guy who i literally only just met like what 25 minutes? years ago? to come live with me in a cottage? what a peculiar request! and watsons just immediately like well yeah duh because what would london be without holmes (he already knows and he wasn’t fond of it) and then after that he starts full blown panicking like erm! who the hell am i what is going on what about like. all those things i was gonna do because he’s been a little caught up in living his life the way he wants to and being happy (GASP criminal) that he forgot about all the looming expectations from. dead people but he’s fine and they live happily ever after with their bees the end
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bellow the fire into my deadened lungs
chapter 3: your victims, they're getting stronger
(summary) | dabihawks, seroroki, todofam!reunion, dabi & aizawa shouta & all might, todoroki touya & league of villains, dabi & giran
Shouta seriously wanted to bang his head against a wall.
“Why are you calling me in? This isn’t my jurisdiction,” He’s a fucking underground hero, for Gods’ sake, not a detective.
It was finally Friday — 'fucking Friday, the last day of the working week!' — and just when he was about to head home and take a well-deserved four-hour nap, he gets a phone call from the city’s primary police headquarters.
“Our apologies, Eraserhead. The suspect-slash-witness requested to specifically speak to you. He hasn’t spoken a word since.”
“What the f — ” Shouta is so confused, “‘Suspect-slash-witness,’ What does that even mean?”
“Uh, look, you should really just come down here, sir.”
Shouta sighs, “Give me ten minutes.”
Nothing could prepare him for the sight of the notorious League of Villains Dabi sitting calmly in the metalled interrogation room — shackled hands clasped casually as an obnoxious whistling tune continuously pushed out of scarred lips — having the audacity to look bored.
Shouta hears his own neck crack when he whips his head towards the head officer who brought him here, “What, exactly, is going on here?”
The lead officer shrugs their shoulders and shakes their head, “He just… walked into the station and told our front desk that he wanted to report the alleged murder of the eldest Todoroki child. We apprehended him, but he didn’t even try to fight back. When we got him here, he just said he wouldn’t say a single word until you came — said he had information that you’d want to know.”
Shouta’s heart thuds loudly in his ears, “Murder of the eldest Todoroki child… Todoroki Fuyumi’s dead?”
But Todoroki Shouto seemed fine in class. In fact, these past two months have been the happiest Shouta’s ever seen his student be. Shouto’s smile is wider, sometimes big enough to even show teeth. He participates in class more, raising his hand so much to the extent that it’s almost become a competition between him and Yaoyorozu Momo to see who could answer Shouta’s questions the fastest. He’s become sharper during his training sessions, focused and determined in a way that finally looks like ambition, instead of a fated burden.
The officer is shaking their head before Shouta really starts to panic, “No, no — the villain, Dabi, said a different name. Our front desk told us the name of the victim was ‘Todoroki Touya’. ”
Shouta has never heard that name in his life.
He takes another look at Dabi through the interrogation glass.
‘Blue eyes, white hair, fire quirk. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.’
He turns to the officer, “Not a single word of this situation leaves this room. The Commission, press, other officers and heroes — no one knows about this until we have everything sorted.”
The officer nods, “Of course.”
Shouta takes a deep breath and mentally prepares himself for the absolute shitshow he’s now inevitably become a part of.
He walks into the interrogation room and sits down in the opposite chair from Dabi. The whistling stops.
“What is your real name, Dabi-san?”
Scarred lips turn up into a smirk and Shouta likens the expression to a lucid zombie. Raw and consciously chilling.
“You’ve figured it out, have you?” and Shouta must have let something slip from his carefully curated mask because the villain’s head falls back in a cackle, “Well, no wonder your students talk so highly of you! My own father didn’t even recognize me — practically had to shout it in his ear!”
Shouta doesn’t know what to say.
He’s always known Endeavor was a particularly gruff man and so, Shouta has tried to keep a close eye on him whenever the hero would make his presence known. However, having a secret villain son was definitely not something Shouta could say he suspected.
Shouta clears his throat, “You told the officers you have information. The kind that I, specifically, would like to hear. I’m here now.”
“Hey, now,” Dabi — ‘Do I address him as Touya? Todoroki?’ — unclasps his hands and lays one flat on the table, “Good things don’t come for free. I’ll tell you everything I know, on my terms.”
‘Ah, negotiations,’ Shouta leans back in his chair and watches the man across him closely. Dabi’s forehead seems to be untouched by scarring so his eyebrows are quite expressive, furrowing into a serious valley, all playful demeanor now lost.
“And what are your terms?”
Dabi raises a thin eyebrow and sits up straighter, blue eyes boring into Shouta with an intensity that makes his skin itch, “I want immunity,” and Shouta represses a scoff — ‘of course’ — until, “For the original League members. I don’t care what you do to me, but I want a guarantee that you will take public legal action against the murderer I name today. If you don’t accept my terms, or if something happens to me, I have people in every corner of Japan who will release everything I know. Your precious Number One Hero will fall and your society will be reduced to shambles,” Dabi slides over a piece of slightly crumpled paper to Shouta, “These people will be under the law’s protection.”
Iguchi Shūichi
Okuta Kagerō
Bubaigawara Jin
Sako Atsuhiro
Shigaraki Tomura
Toga Himiko
Shouta’s eyes widened, “That’s completely out of the question. No amount of information erases the crimes the League has done.”
Hooded and ice-like eyes look up and down Shouta’s body, slowly. The gaze looks lazy, nonchalant, maybe even on the wrong side of vulgar — but it makes Shouta feel like the roles have been completely reversed, like he is the one being watched, studied, profiled.
“Your friend, the one whose body is occupied by Kurogiri — what was his name?” Shouta’s spine stiffens, “Shirakumo Oboro?”
Shouta doesn’t answer, couldn’t answer, not with the way his throat tightens at the memory of seeing his old friend trying to pry his way out of whatever monster they’ve stuffed inside of him.
Shouta says nothing, but it’s exactly the confirmation Dabi needs.
A cadaverous smile stretches its way across the villain's face, “Don’t you want the bastard that did that to him? I’ll give him to you — lead ya straight to him ‘n turn a blind eye when you get your hands on him.”
Shouta tries his best to keep his face emotionless, but his palms ache at the indents his nails have pressed into the skin, “One arrest does not equate to the liberation of six dangerous criminals.”
“Ha! You think that’s the only information I got? Please, that was just a tease,” Dabi rolls his eyes, “Six people are not going to destroy the world. But over a hundred thousand?” Dabi tongues his cheek briefly, “They might have a shot, at least at taking over Japan.”
Shouta’s chest tightens, ‘Over a hundred thousand? Has the League really grown so large? Are there really… over a hundred thousand people who believe in the League’s cause?’
The mere idea feels ludicrous, “Immunity for a single individual is already hard enough to get approved. But for six major villains? Have you lost your mind — Bubaigawara Jin is an S-ranked criminal and Toga Himiko is an A-rank!”
Dabi snaps, “She’s fucking fifteen!”
Shouta’s eyebrows raise at the outburst, “So was the boy you kidnapped. Or did you forget that? You didn’t seem to care about him being fifteen.”
Dabi gives him a disbelieving look, “Oh, you mean the same boy you chained up to a pole and muzzled for millions of viewers to watch…?”
Shouta doesn’t have anything to say to that.
He remembers seeing that terrified look in Bakugou’s eyes when the Commission’s employees held him down and chained him up, the humiliated flush on his face, threatening tears Shouta knew had spilled the moment the boy was alone. He’d vehemently protested afterward, but it didn’t matter by then — the damage was already done, and even his colleagues begged him to drop the matter. He had felt so ashamed of himself.
Dabi speaks up again, and this time, his expression has softened — gone is the sneer, instead replaced with a neutral look, “He was also the strongest one.”
“Fifteen.”
Dabi’s slender finger points at Shouta, “Pot,” then at himself, “Kettle.”
Shouta grits his teeth, “This isn’t helping your case.”
He doesn’t need a lecture from a villain of all people, and he especially doesn’t need said villain to actually make some fair points.
“Look, All For One was after the strongest ‘n the angriest. Out of all your precious students, it was either Bakugou or Shouto. The choice was a no-brainer, and I’d do it all over again. There're only so many people I can give a shit about. ‘M not a hero,” Dabi huffs, looking away from Shouta and crossing his arms.
“No, you are not.”
There’s a moment of silence.
Dabi purses his lips and scratches at the seam of his left wrist.
Shouta speaks up again, “Bakugou told me about the conversation you two had during that time.”
“Don’t really classify that as a conversation.”
Shouta hums, “Yeah. I’d almost call it a ‘lecture’.”
Dabi quiets for a moment, a thoughtful and faraway look on his face, “… What’s his home life like?”
Shouta tilts his head, furrowing his eyes in suspicion, “Why do you ask?”
Saddened blue eyes meet his own, and Dabi says with the utmost sincerity, “I recognize something in him. It’s the same thing that’s in me,” and then that look is gone with a blink and a click of the tongue, “Better check up on that.”
[ 7 months ago, August
Shouta likes to think he’s an observant teacher.
He notices the ways in which Bakugou has changed since Kamino. The boy is not as loud anymore, sticks himself to Kirishima Eijirou whenever he can, makes an effort to actually speak to his classmates instead of straight-up ignoring them, and leaves Midoriya Izuku alone, for the most part.
Shouta also notices the way he constantly tugs at the school-issued tie of his uniform loose at the knot, no longer in rebellion but as if to free himself of some kind of restraint, seeming to breathe a bit easier when his neck is left untouched.
Today, Shouta notices the way Bakugou loiters at the entrance door of his classroom, waiting for everyone to leave until it’s just the two of them alone.
“Sensei?” Bakugou fidgets with the backpack strap on his shoulder, shoulders that are practically hitched up to his ears, “Can I… fuck.”
Shouta tries to make this a bit easier for the boy, “Close the door, take a seat.”
Bakugou does, slipping into his usual seat and looking at his shoes. His vulnerable behavior strikes a chord in Shouta. He knows his students are supposed to soon be the protectors of the city, but he can’t help being reminded that they are still children. Growing, frightened, confused children whose brains haven’t even fully developed. Children who are being thrown into traumatizing situations without the proper facilities to patch their hearts back up.
Shouta clears his throat, “You’ve been… quieter, lately.”
Bakugou picks at a nail, the distraction seeming to help the young boy in loosening his tongue, “Can I ask you something?”
“Always.”
Bakugou puts his hand down, “Is it… Am I fucked-up for being, for thinking — ugh, shit. I don’t know how to say this,” Frustrated hands run through blond spikes.
“Start with the easiest thing,” Shouta says in what he hopes is a gentle enough tone to assure his student that he’s safe and heard.
The boy scowls, his hands fisting and unfisting on the desk table, “I… I’ve been re-evaluating. Coming here…” Shouta’s eyebrows furrow in confusion but he waits for Bakugou to finish, “Bein’ a hero used to mean I was strong and important and, fuckin’ — I don’t know, worth a damn. And, now, all of that, it just feels like a pile of shit.”
Shouta hums in understanding, “Seems like a lot of pressure you’ve put on yourself, placing all your worth on the title of a hero.”
Bakugou lets out a bitter chuckle, leaning back in his chair and crossing his arms. He’s still not looking at Shouta, and the walls this boy has around him make Shouta’s heart ache.
“Yeah, well. You’ve met my mom. I think bein’ a hero is the only thing she wants from me. After all, it’s me who wasn’t strong enough to prevent — ”
“Bakugou,” Shouta stops the sentence before the boy has a chance to finish it, his voice firm. He will not have his student blaming himself for getting kidnapped.
Bakugou finally looks up and Shouta sees the tears in his eyes.
“You cannot blame yourself for getting kidnapped.”
Bakugo’s chin starts to wobble, “But I-I was the only one. They targeted me because I reminded them of — of their own fucking selves!” Both his fists slam down the desk, and thin twin rivers stream down ruddy cheeks, “I act like a villain, people don’t think I belong here! And… and they were right.”
“No, Baku — ”
“Sensei,” Bakugou begs.
Shouta stops to listen. He tells himself to calm down and reminds himself that his student has more to say and needs someone to listen.
Bakugou takes a breath to calm himself down. He’s been doing that more often — trying to self-soothe, ground himself back to reality, mentally shoving bare toes into the roots of the earth and feel this city’s humidity on his skin, constantly trying to stay present with the company he keeps, “They were right. The way I acted, before… I didn’t realize it until now but, I have so much anger and-and fucking hate just building in me, and I thought I could just work it away, and get stronger and make myself better, but it didn’t change anything.”
The revelation makes the teacher in Shouta proud, but he’s honestly confused about how his student got to this point. Shouta has, admittedly, not had many conversations with Bakugou ever since the kidnapping, but he knows All Might has, “May I ask, then, what has changed?”
Bakugou laughs shortly, bitter and disbelieving, “Is it fucked up to say getting kidnapped changed me for the better?”
Shouta shakes his head, “Bakugou… You didn’t need to go through trauma to change for the better. Trauma doesn’t build inner strength like that. It’s a misconception taught in action films and distasteful hero-propaganda.”
“Shit, Sensei, no, I don’t mean it that way,” Bakugou pinches his nose in frustration for a moment before his carmine eyes settled back onto Shouta, “Gettin' kidnapped ‘n bein' held captive by them was fuckin’… It wasn’t that. It was what he told me.”
“He? Who?”
“That patchwork piece of shit,” Bakugou grumbles, “I thought he was tryin' to convince me to join them but it felt more… Like a warning. Kinda like one of your lectures, but he said it in a way that made me wanna shit my pants.”
Shouta leans back in his chair and hums in curiosity, “Can you tell me what he said?”
And so Bakugou did. ]
“You’re not a very good recruiter.”
“Eh, it’s just my day job.”
A loud metallic bang! resonates through the room, shocking the two men and making them whip their heads at the intrusion.
As if Shouta’s day couldn’t get any weirder, he most certainly would have never, not in his wildest dreams, expected to see Number Two Pro-Hero Hawks, frantic and panting, with none other than his student, Todoroki Shouto — ‘who should be in class’ — in tow.
Shouta mentally resigns himself to the fate of six espresso shots, already mourning the lost hope of any potential blissful naps.
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i have had this stupid fuckin narrative in my head for YEARS. the outline was outlinin. the plot was plottin. part 1 was gonna end w these bitches severely traumatised and strugglin to live w the fact that they survived an unsurvivable battle and not a single one of them knows how to deal w it. they get to grieve for their fallen comrades who die poetically and in thematically appropriate ways durin the final battle
and then this shitty little idea that only one of them dies hits me in the head and oh no im rewritin the entire goddamn thing for this one idea
not because i dont wanna kill off these characters i was fully prepared to jus start buryin bodies but the fact that despite this group bein led by a nigh-unkillable "ruthlessness is mercy" jackass with moral standards tapdancin in hell STILL loses someone compels me
like youre this incredibly powerful force of nature that decimates armies and survived the front lines of a suicide charge and you STILL lost someone under your command. someone you were meant to protect.
if more people die then it becomes boo hoo the horrors of war but if its jus ONE?????
and not the seasoned warriors, or the archer who accepted his mortality or the ruthless tactician but the YOUNGEST naive lil know it all with grandiose dreams of the future?????? who has hated you throughout the majority of your journey and only recently began to warm up to you, to understand you, to see you as a mentor figure
who dies bc she wanted to follow in your footsteps
and you see this happen and all your vaunted strength cant do jack diddly shit how do you recover from this you cant and that is far more compellin to me than the survivors grievin the fallen comrades (plural) and movin on bc then it becomes less "will honour the fallen and carry their dreams" and more like
wtf happened
and bc the people who were meant to die arent dead anymore w this continuity i have to rewrite the entire goddamn thing all over again. have to deadass change the plot in act 2 part 1 in part 3 bc these dumbasses are actually alive and can make a difference in the siege. act 4 in part 3 gets severely more fucked up. act 2-3 in part 2 becomes a complete and utter shitshow of indescribable proportions
bc mr "i can kill god" STILL dies in part 4 despite everyone else survivin and theres nothin no one can do about that. and i can follow that up w the people who were meant to die in the original continuity final destination style, and those sudden deaths fuck up the rest which leads to more deaths
they were all narratively dead in the beginnin anyway. and to bookend it, they all would have been literally dead in the end. but mr jackass over here said "fuck the narrative yall are livin" but someone still dies. and in the very end, mr jackass himself dies and its like a dam breaks and everyone whos ever followed him starts fallin like flies
and out of everyone hes served with, trained with, fought with, bled with, only 2 survive and only one of those two remains in relatively one piece and this delayed inevitability of death and destruction has me foamin at the fuckin mouth but i have to delete HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF WORK for this version
#in the original. 3 die initially. and then 6 die by the end of everythin#in this continuity 1 dies initially. and then we get 2 survivors at the end. only 2#and these are only the main bitches in part 1#the body count in parts 3 and 4 gives me a headache
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Election negativity
Fuck this election. This is the third presidential election I’ve voted in, and its the worst of the three. In 2016 at least I had the slight feeling of success from being part of the majority popular vote. I also was unaware of the utter shitshow that Trump’s presidency would be. In 2020 the candidate I voted for did win.
But this time, in 2024? It’s not even close. There’s a gap of 5 million votes in Trump’s favor. We know what kind of presidency he will bring, and people still decided to vote for him.
I remember the 2008 and 2012 elections - they were when I first started paying some modicum of attention to politics. John McCain and Mitt Romney felt like average and reasonable Republican candidates - people I didn’t agree with, but politicians with a sense of decorum and professionalism. I truly cannot understand why so many people have thrown themselves behind Trump. He’s racist, sexist, queerphobic, xenophobic, and overall just a mean jerk. There’s no professionalism about him. How do so many people look up to him???
I was disappointed when Biden dropped out - not because I like him as a candidate, but because it felt like we were giving up. It took a while for me to slowly start to feel the optimism and hope others had about Harris. Why is it that in both the years I actually had some hope, that I voted for a candidate that I actually kinda wanted rather than just voting for “please god anyone but Trump,” my hopes got fucking crushed.
This was supposed to be the day that Trump got crushed. Like John Oliver said, if Trump lost, he’d be done. He’d be the president who was so bad he failed to get re-elected twice in a row. This was supposed to be the day we got payoff for Trump not dying of covid by having his racist sexist ass lose to a non-white woman.
I’m supposed to be having a good time with my bestie later today. Hopefully the drive to her place will be enough to bury this all under other thoughts so I can enjoy myself. I know hope is supposed to be radical, to be the best way to fight fascism and all that, but right now I don’t have that. I want to believe that things will be like the stories I love - where if you put the work in, you fight for what you believe in, and sacrifice if necessary, the narrative will reward you for that. But it feels like nothing I do will matter, not on any significant scale.
Here’s to 2025 and the inevitable shitshow distracting us from the creep of fascism.
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BFF Rindou’s the kind of person that, if someone asks if he’s dating reader, will be like “Of course not. Why tf would I date that loser? I have standards.” On the other hand if someone thinks reader is dating Kakucho, Izana, or god forbid RAN he gets super defensive like “Why the HELL would they date him? They barely even know each other. I know everything about them. If they’re gonna date anyone it’s gonna be me.”
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Oh no ABSOLUTELY 100%, this will be such a shitshow
I would think that this baby boy has definitely considered it - dating you that is, but from a more logical point of view. You were so helpless in his eyes that he was sure you would get yourself killed, kidnapped or worse, coerced into dating some guy, that the only way to plug the gaps from the start would be just to date you. But Rindo first off, is a delinquent, one of the feared Haitani brothers, and obviously he has a reputation to keep up. And second, he's supposed to play the part of your grumpy, reluctant bestfriend who was just being dragged along by your silliness, scolding you when you do something he doesn't like or approve of. You were supposed to seem more like his playful puppy that him, as a big bad delinquent, looks after begrudgingly. He can't be caught dating you, you know? That would totally ruin his reputation. Even if everyone knows just how soft Rindo acts towards you, though no one says a thing because he will find them and beat the shit out of them.
Even still, no doubt that somewhere down the line, seeing how close you are with your bff, someone somewhere would have the balls to ask Rindo if the two of you were dating, or if he was planning to date you at some point in the future. Seems like an innocent enough question if it came from anyone else: but the highest likelihood is that Rindo would be hearing it from Ran of all people. And his face would immediately turn red, but with anger or embarrassment not even the older Haitani could tell. Embarrassment at being called out, anger at the mere idea that others thought he saw you like that. Whoever it was that asked that unfortunate question, Rindo would be sure to try his best to shut them up before they tipped you off. No way he was going to date a loser like you, was he? Not in his wildest dreams, absolutely not. Deny, deny, deny. Proceeds to go and get his regular dose of cuddles from you afterwards when he inevitably loses to Ran.
On the other hand, this baby boy will not happy in the slightest if he hears even a rumor that you might be dating anyone. Absolutely not, no way in hell were you dating anyone. Rindo doesn't understand why you had to find someone else to be with; you already had him, your bestfriend, after all. No one else was needed in your life. If it was just some random soul that took a liking to you, and you to him, no doubt that Rindo would be quick to put him out of your life permanently and painfully. A brick to the back of the head and then breaking each and every limb is usually a good start - and if that poor person had the audacity to foul your innocence by holding your hand, this baby boy didn’t know if he would be able to stop himself from killing them outright. But at least if you went after a normal civilian, Rindo could deal with it.
But if you were dating Izana or Kakucho, there was nothing he could do but be mad pissed. There was only so many times he could stand to get his ass kicked after all. Would try his best to convince you that this was a mistake behind their backs, that dating someone as dangerous and unstable as them (cough the irony) was bad for you. That only he knew everything about you. Would he actually ask you to date him instead? Depends really. Did he feel shy and embarrassed? Yes. Did he like you that way? Who’s asking? But was he sure that he was the best for you? Yes. 100% yes. So no, Rindo will not ask you to date him, but he will stew and pout and try to take up every second of your time that he possibly can to get you away from your “boyfriends” (he doesn’t believe they are anything more than ants, if you asked him, but he wouldn’t dare say that in front of those two demons).
And it'll be absolutely the apocalypse if its Ran of all people that Rindo thinks you're dating. Would actually march you straight to where Ran was and start a fight with the older Haitani, cursing and swearing at Ran that he knew you were off limits. That Ran knew he wasn’t supposed to touch you, that you belonged to him, all the while you were sat at the side, humming to yourself and maybe sipping on a cold drink. Would be even angry enough to move out from their shared apartment for a few days and take you with him, much to his older brother's amusement. Takes his frustration out on some poor souls from a rival gang because he can’t beat his older brother, and he’ll have to go back and stay there, no matter how much he wanted to just move in with you. Rindo would even continue to grumble to the unfortunate victims of his brutal beatings, whining and complaining to his captive audience about how it was so obvious that he was the best for you, and that you should date only him.
Everyone knows Rindo wouldn’t do that though, so he just has to suffer through watching you be shy and blush. Poor baby boy.
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“What the fuck was that?”
Sirius stood frozen amidst the milling crowds as Lily Evans — one-time foe, part-time pretend girlfriend, and, apparently, full-time psycho bitch — strolled away, heedless of the inevitable shitshow she’d left in her wake.
“Well, I’m no expert,” said Peter from beside him, his voice glinting with sarcasm, “but it looked like Lily Evans just snogged your face off.”
“Yeah, thanks, Wormtail. I worked that bit out myself. Come on.”
Sirius pushed through the tangle of jutted elbows and bulky bags that clogged the corridor as their peers spilled out of classrooms, feeling rather like he was macheteing his way through the jungle in search of his game. For James had already vanished into the throng along with Florence, a fact that both annoyed and troubled Sirius.
It wasn’t like James not to wait for his friends.
“You might not want to look so ticked off about her snogging you,” advised Peter as he scurried to catch up with Sirius’s determined strides. “She is supposed to be your girlfriend, remember?”
This was prudent advice, but Sirius wasn’t sure he was capable of following it at the moment. Because he was ticked off. In the stumbling aftermath of Lily’s kiss, it had taken him a moment to work out precisely why he was quite so irritated, but the answer, when it arrived, was simple: It had been the look on James’s face, glimpsed from across the corridor as Sirius tugged himself back from Lily’s ambush. It had only lasted a moment, that worrying expression on his friend’s face — for James had turned quickly away then vanished into the crowd — but Sirius had seen it all the same, and now it lingered, needling at him, admonishing him.
James had looked…hurt.
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Midge and Lenny's alternative adventures
Enough luxuriating in my feelings about Midge and Lenny's goodbye at the airport. Here are some future adventures I'd love to see them have.
Midge and Lenny go on a tour together but after getting tossed off their train by some Christian fundamentalists they wind up roadtripping across the midwest trying to get to Chicago before their show. Susie forbids Midge from ever gigging with Lenny again.
While on a USO tour of military bases in Europe, Midge gets invited to perform at a diplomatic show in East Berlin. And what do you know? Lenny is also on the bill! It all would have been a fun little trip in and out through Checkpoint Charlie if that cat hadn't decided to adopt Lenny and Midge hadn't been convinced they could smuggle it out. How were they to know the cat already had a (high-ranking) family! Susie reaffirms that gigging with Lenny is verboten.
Midge gets offered obscene money to be one of the headliners on an international cruise. She's been in a dry spell because of some Watergate jokes that were honestly pretty tame! At the last minute Lenny gets added to the bill because the male headliner dropped out. Susie reluctantly agrees that they need the money. Of course trapped on a ship winds up being Lenny's worst nightmare so the two of them make a gettaway in Barcelona. Susie's life becomes a living nightmare for months dealing with the breach of contract.
Midge and Lenny never get married, never even properly date. But, yes, there is so much sex. Great sex. The best Midge has ever had. It's distracting really, which might be why she's always a little relieved when they inevitably have to go their separate ways. Love is one thing, but Midge can never let herself become part of someone else's life again. And Lenny is relieved not to carry that responsibility.
But sometimes they argue. Sometimes they have screaming fights and don't speak for months, even years. Lenny doesn't tell Midge things that Midge feels a real friend would know! (But they don't. Lenny doesn't really tell anyone everything). Midge gets stubborn and won't admit when she's wrong. And boy can she be wrong.
During one extended period, Lenny lets himself get talked into a marrying a nice, funny girl who is sweet to his kid and doesn't mind his dicier habits. She's not that sharp, but she's cool, you know. Easy to be with. Then Midge crashes the wedding and by the end of the night he's ready to follow Midge out to her car and speed away into the desert. The annulment goes through in a matter of weeks.
Midge marries three times. Lenny catches the first one in the paper. Some drunken shenanigans in Las Vegas that got out of hand. Lenny sends her a postcard saying "Mazel Tov." Mysteriously Midge writes back, "Once is an accident, twice a coincidence, three times a fucking problem." The second marriage to the singer was widely covered by the press from the moment they were caught exiting his hotel room in the middle of the night. Lenny sent another postcard, "The thing that concerns me most is your shit taste in music." Six months later Midge sends him a ticket to join her at a Diana Ross concert.
The marriage to the media mogul is the one that really pisses Lenny off. It's in the middle of one of their longest dry spells and Lenny sees it as the culmination of their argument: Midge tying herself to wealth, excess, and privilege instead of the subversive values he thought they shared. He almost doesn't go to the wedding, but a nasty part of him want to see this shitshow go down. The feeling deflates when he finds her crying in the bathroom, only an hour after the opulent ceremony. He offers to take her away, but Midge only dries her eyes and says, "Don't worry. I'm going to make him bleed." The divorce settlement becomes the stuff of legends and Midge has Lenny headline the benefit for Midge's new charitable foundation. The endowment will keep the organization is healthy financial shape for decades.
And maybe, just maybe, Midge and Lenny did get married after all. The captain of the cruiseliner said something about them being husband and wife that night they got tanked as they were heading into Barcelona. Neither properly remembers, or really minds. Marriages are dumb anyway. What matters is who sticks around.
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Thicker Than Blood (Aemond x OC) Chapter 3
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We stand in the throne room as Otto Hightower sits on my grandfather's throne about to hear claims for a title that is Lucerys' birthright. Jacaerys stands on our mother's right side and Luke and I stand on her left. I give my little brother a soft smile and squeeze his shoulder as I wait for what is inevitability going to be an shitshow to start.
People continue to file in and I look around the room impatiently as the anxiety starts to set in. My trepidation is not helped when my gaze fall upon Aemond. His eye is already fixated upon me, an emotion behind it that I cannot discern. He must feel no shame in being caught staring at me because when I turn away bashfully, with the excuse of fussing over my brother, I can feel his eye boring a hole in the back of my head.
Otto begins to speak.
"Though it is the great hope of this court that Lord Corlys Velaryon survive his wounds, we gather here with the grim task of dealing with the succession of Driftmark." Otto says, probably creaming his breeches in excitement of possibly disinheriting a son of Rhaenyra. "As Hand I speak with the King's voice on this and all other matters."
I highly fucking doubt that.
"The crown will now hear petitions. Ser Vaemond of house Velaryon."
Vaemond walks up, giving my mother the nastiest glare he can conjure up.
Cunt.
"My Queen. My Lord Hand. The history of our noble house extends beyond the Seven Kingdoms to the days of Old Valyria. For as long as House Targaryen has ruled the skies, House Velaryon has ruled the seas. When the Doom fell on Old Valyria, our houses became the last of their kind. Our forebearers came to this new land knowing that were they to fail, it would mean the end to their bloodlines and their name."
Gods this man is dull.
Daemon and mother make eye contact. It's as if they're having a wordless conversation. My mother nods to Daemon.
Interesting.
Vaemond goes on saying how he is Corlys' closest kin, his closest blood.
"The true, unimpeachable blood of House Velaryon runs through my veins."
"As it does in my sons, the offspring of Laenor Velaryon." My mother pipes in. "If you cared so much about your house's blood, Ser Vaemond, you would not be so bold as to supplant its rightful heir. No you only speak for yourself and for your own ambition."
"You'll have chance to make your own petition, Princess Rhaenyra. Do Ser Vaemond the courtesy of allowing his to be heard." Says the Queen, the spite in her voice apparent. This was obviously personal.
I wish I could wipe the smug smirk off Ser Vaemond's face. what joy it would bring me.
"What do you know of Velaryon blood, Princess? I could cut my veins and show it to you and you still wouldn't recognise it."
To myself, I can admit that Ser Vaemond speaks only truth. But life does not run on truth, he is either ignorant or stupid to believe that he has any right in challenging our family. The man thinks with his heart, not his head, speaking this way will have him end up dead.
Mother nods, unimpressed.
"This is about the future and survival of my house, not yours." Ser Vaemond turns to the Hand and the Queen.
"My Queen, my Lord Hand. This is a matter of blood, not ambition."
I notice Luke look over to Aemond. I feel our uncle's stare switch from me to my brother.
"I place the continuation of the survival of my house and my line above all. I humbly put myself before you as my brother's successor... the Lord of Driftmark and the Lord of the Tides."
"Thank you Ser Vaemond." Otto says. "Princess Rhaenyra, you may speak now for your son, Lucerys Velaryon."
"If I am to grace this farce with some answer, I will stat by reminding the court that nearly 20 years ago, in this very--" My mother is cut off.
I try to hide my smile as I see my grandsire in the doorway.
"King Viserys of House Targaryen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals, and the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm." The Hightower cunt removes himself from my grandsire's seat.
Vaemond and Otto share a sneaky, concerned look.
It's lucky that the King came because they obviously had a plan.
There is a long span of silence as the King makes his way to the Iron Throne, the Queen looks anguished and my mother looks hopeful. Mother and grandsire look to each other and then he looks to the Hand.
"I will sit the throne today."
"Your Grace."
The Kingsguard attempts to help him up the steps but is quickly brushed off. My father follows instead and I have a soft smile at the tender show of affection as Prince Daemon places the crown on the King's head. I feel Aemond's stare on me once more.
"I must... admit... my confusion." The King huffs out. "I do not understand why petitions are being heard over a settled succession. The only one present... who might offer keener insight into Lord Corlys's wishes is the Princess Rhaenys."
"Indeed, your Grace." Rhaenys steps foreword. "It was ever my husband's will that Driftmark pass through Ser Laenor to his trueborn son... Lucerys Velaryon. His mind never changed. Nor did my support of him. As a matter of fact, the Princess Rhaenyra has just informed me of her desire to marry her sons, Jace and Luke to Lord Corlys's granddaughters, Baela and Rhaena. A proposal to which I heartily agree."
My heart drops into my stomach. I hope what I heard was a lie, that it is Rhaena marrying Luke and that is the end of it. I hope nobody notices how tightly I am squeezing my hands together, I feel as though I am about to shatter my bones. My entire life's plan has just crumbled before my eyes as Baela sends a quick smile to Jace. Every thought comes to my head.
What does this mean for me? What if I don't find a man as good as Jace? I'll never be Queen. Did I even want to be Queen?
I will not kid myself by saying I was in love with my twin brother. Loved him? Yes. But in love with him? I was happy for that to come with time. Now I have no idea what will become of me. Jacaerys was safe, this is not safe. I feel as though I am hyperventilating and I still feel his goddamn eyes on me.
I am broken out of my panicked state by Ser Vaemond shouting.
"That!" He points to Luke. "is no true Velaryon, and certainly no nephew of mine."
"Go to your chambers." Mother tries to send us away. "You have said enough." This time she speaks to Vaemond.
"Lucerys is my true-born grandson." the King speaks. "And you are no more than the second of Driftmark."
"You... may run your house as you see fit... but you will not decide the future of mine. My house survived the Doom and a thousand tribulations besides. And gods be damned... I will not see it ended on the account of this--"
"Say it." Father, hisses.
"Her children... are bastards! And she... is... a whore." The crowds gasp at his absolute audacity.
"I..." the King unsheathes his dagger. "will have your tongue for that."
Dark Sister slices through the air as my stepfather relieves Ser Vaemond of half of his head. His body slumps to the floor.
"He can keep his tongue." I can see the hint of a smirk coming onto the prince's face.
"Disarm him!" Otto shouts.
"No need."
In all the commotion and stress, the King falls to his throne.
"Call the maesters!" The Queen shouts.
Everything is happening in such a rush, I hardly have time to think as the King is escorted away. Daemon returns to my side, a spot of blood on his face. I absentmindedly reach for my handkerchief.
"Kepa?" Father. He turns his head to me and I wipe the blood from him.
"Dōna riña." Sweet girl. He smiles softly and tilts my chin up with his finger. It's an affectionate gesture, meant to calm me I suppose; it does little to quell the deep feeling of dread that is once again rising.
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scream you dont need to reply to this but i cant message bc we aren't mutuals but i just wanted to say thank you for your hot takes abt the *** article-- i didnt read it bc i know it would just piss me off more BUT seeing the ripples through the fandom (right before a new episode we are excited for nonetheless) had me back in to see what people were saying and yeah, it's just nice to come here and see you calling it like it is :)
You’re welcome! I’m just—*sigh*
The thing is, I knew this was going to be a shitshow. That’s why I preemptively started making posts about it days ago as soon as we heard an article would be forthcoming. And I was prepared to roll my eyes and be frustrated and annoyed at the inevitable pessimistic doomsday despairing. What I wasn’t anticipating was the level of upset from my fellow queer folks, not about the implication (because we’re all still Buddie canon truthers) but because of the rhetoric. And I get it, I do, because it’s incredibly hurtful to have your lived experiences dismissed out of hand, to have someone reiterate the same sort of thing that many of us have had people say or assume about our own identities and relationships and feelings—that our experiences are invalid, that we’re confused, that we don’t actually know what we want or what we’re seeing—the sort of will-they-won’t-they “it’s all just platonic and you’re reading into it” lines that get bandied about so readily for non-canon het couples come with a certain amount of baggage when placed in the context of non-canon queer couples. Because it inadvertently steps into a very particular strain of queer pain. And straight people just…do not get that. The fact that it isn’t intentional doesn’t make it hurt less, but they don’t, and I do think it’s worth acknowledging that. And I also think it’s worth acknowledging that as much as we as fans don’t have a blueprint for this situation (a slow burn non-canon queer ship going canon), neither do the showrunners.
That said, I also do think it is incredibly important for everyone to be aware of the myriad issues involved in this piece. It was written by someone who has a very well-known agenda of trying to claim the show is terrible about queer rep (blatantly false) and queerbaiting (also not true) and is extremely aggressive, combative, and unprofessional in interviews while trying to make that point. We don’t know the questions he asked, or how many questions he asked, or how he went about asking them. We don’t know if the quotes that were published were part of a longer response, and we don’t even know if they were the first response—it is entirely possible that initial answers were more polite/vague/cagey and he pushed and pushed and pushed until he got a soundbite that he could use to paint them in the worst light possible (and when someone is baiting you by asking the same thing over and over and you can’t get specific, yeah, you’re going to get frustrated and say things you don’t mean—and maybe we don’t know for a fact that’s what happened here, but based on prior experience, particularly re the tone and questions of the post-finale interview where he explicitly accused Tim of queerbaiting, it seems likely). So basically…all that to say, I think everyone’s feelings are valid, but I also think it’s worth directing the anger and hurt to the right places—to the person who manipulated the situation specifically for this result for clout and to serve a personal agenda. That’s my two cents.
(Also, as a reminder, this wasn’t the piece they signed up for either—it was just supposed to be a standard PR piece for 5x11 and he asked extra questions because there was time. It wasn’t the focus of the interview and wasn’t necessarily something they were prepared to discuss)
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