#because he's fuckable!

[myrnadalgleish]

rob being the only one of the original four to remain at pierpoint while he was the least qualified and now he's been fucked over by the company so many times that he doesn't give a fuck anymore. and that it was only because of adler liked him that he got the job and look at adler and eric now and look at harper and kenny and daria

[shotmrmiller]

single dad simon would frighten the fucking block into giving bub more than that meager singular bar of chocolate and this is the one time he won't budge even for reader. more candy or he's taking it.

[starryoak]

I’m sorry, but from what I’ve seen on ao3, the fallout new vegas fanfiction community has terrible taste in men. You’ve got;

Fascist larper in a fox pelt hoodie

Devout mormon fascist

Chandler Bing post-apocalypse edition™

Fridgey Mc-killed my wife

not you Arcade, you’re an angel and everyone’s glad you’re here

[fefuckability]

Genealogy Bonus Poll 3: Sigurd Alts

Feel free to reblog and comment with your reasons!

[screamsinsilver]

i'm so normal about this guitar specifically

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

Cyberverse Wheeljack

[prettyboykatsuki]

the worst thing about oliver is that he is so good at laying pipe but also just decent even if he is a sleazebag he’s not like Mean in the way guys can be cruel so in conclusion this actually makes him 1000x worse and the reason u guys are caught in an in-between toxic non-relationship relationship.

!!!!! ive said this before but yes for sure 😭 oliver is actually like… very fun to be around in general. like if you can handle him and yourself — he’s a great fuckbuddy and respects you in bed which should be the bare minimum but yk. he’s also like… charming and amiable and easy to have conversation with which is part of what makes him so frustratingly fuckable. there a lot of guys who can fuck but real dick is meaningless if the person attached to it is a loser. but oliver is unfortunately not a loser. gets on your nerves and says out of pocket shit? yes! but really fun and also listens well lol

[ratatatastic]

men who have a normal relationship with each other and the cup

[kinokoshoujoart]

I saw the lack of Rock in skirts reblog and

maybe you should 👁️

you got it🫡 💕

by popular demand: rock wearing a rock

in the jp version he says he mentions he intends his hypothetical book about fashion and stuff for a gyaru audience

and i personally suspect rock also plans to model for every single photo in the book himself since he’s, you know, the ideal man and all

[abowlofcurry]

i hope hoyo never does a face reveal for capitano

[egg-emperor]

you may not find it believable that Eggman's self love and ego is genuine without an ounce of secret insecurity or doubt in it, it may seem impossible for one to love themselves truly deeply 100% genuinely seriously like him because of how you don't have that kind of confidence in yourself and can't imagine it

but if you had his huge brain and sexiness and glorious mustache and big beautiful belly and tits and an ass and dick as big and fat as his you would understand and believe it. that's what he lives with and sees every time he looks in a mirror and his consciousness exists inside a brain so smart and brilliant

it'd be impossible not to be the biggest egotistical narcissist ever with endless self love and unshakable confidence in it if it were possible to be as beautiful and smart and perfect and fuckable as him. but it's not because he's so superior and far above us all and you can't fathom it dhjgbskgbdg

[marimayscarlett]

[aesthetic: Richard's infamous choker.]

[warthogreporter]

"Hello I'm old Norse specialist Doctor Jackson Crawford and I am currently being held at gunpoint and forced to rank the male members of the Volsung lineage who lived to adulthood from most to least fuckable. But first a word from our partners at Grimfrost."

[safyresky]

Dani i'm cracking up because we've actually managed to turn the tides of that Jack Frost smashability poll 😂❄️❄️❄️ IT'S A FROSTMAS MIRACLE

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR!!! AYO!!!!

(the poll in question for anyone who's missed it 👀)

[lintwriting]

some of y’all are so weak when it comes to being horny. excuse me if you think that nobody can be into a milf young man pretending to be an old man with the prudiness of a fine young mistress, excuse me if you think the only way men can be attractive is if they’re peak gender role—muscled and abbed for days. what, you think I’m pretending to want to IMPREGNATE Shizun???? you think only a man designed to be a male power fantasy harem protagonist can be fuckable? stop projecting

don’t get me started on those who make Shen yuans prior self unimaginably pretty. fashionable clothing with tasteful glasses and a beautiful two block haircut and an ulzzang face.

don’t talk to me until you’ve thirsted imagining a horribly ugly incel Shen Yuan with a NON trendy short buzz cut that makes his fucking hair spiky thanks to how asian hair texture works, a weak chin, those terrible thin rectangle glasses that most real life nerds seem to land on, and an anime shirt ugly jacket combo that I saw everywhere growing up in a Asian American high school.

the algorithm brainrot has gotten to you if you can’t imagine old Shen Yuan that way, tbh. Mans was a lying flat syndrome hikkikimori neet aka an incel aka likely not the most interested in the extremely niche beauty standards that the algorithm pushes onto you, and trust me I’ve seen my share of Asian dudes that look like how I’ve described. God, I go on here and I feel like I’m TOO weird and freaky for thinking that Asian guys don’t gotta look like Pinterest boys to be beautiful.

[star-trek-smash-or-pass]

Tuvix

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