#like I’m not saying prior Shen Yuan couldn’t clean up well
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some of y’all are so weak when it comes to being horny. excuse me if you think that nobody can be into a milf young man pretending to be an old man with the prudiness of a fine young mistress, excuse me if you think the only way men can be attractive is if they’re peak gender role—muscled and abbed for days. what, you think I’m pretending to want to IMPREGNATE Shizun???? you think only a man designed to be a male power fantasy harem protagonist can be fuckable? stop projecting
don’t get me started on those who make Shen yuans prior self unimaginably pretty. fashionable clothing with tasteful glasses and a beautiful two block haircut and an ulzzang face.
don’t talk to me until you’ve thirsted imagining a horribly ugly incel Shen Yuan with a NON trendy short buzz cut that makes his fucking hair spiky thanks to how asian hair texture works, a weak chin, those terrible thin rectangle glasses that most real life nerds seem to land on, and an anime shirt ugly jacket combo that I saw everywhere growing up in a Asian American high school.
the algorithm brainrot has gotten to you if you can’t imagine old Shen Yuan that way, tbh. Mans was a lying flat syndrome hikkikimori neet aka an incel aka likely not the most interested in the extremely niche beauty standards that the algorithm pushes onto you, and trust me I’ve seen my share of Asian dudes that look like how I’ve described. God, I go on here and I feel like I’m TOO weird and freaky for thinking that Asian guys don’t gotta look like Pinterest boys to be beautiful.
#like I’m not saying prior Shen Yuan couldn’t clean up well#just that he had no incentive to#I just see so much content about calamitous beauty Shen Yuan that I’m bored#I come from the disco elysium fandom. ugly ass men were fuckable there#here everyone is a supermodel and it makes my skin crawl. especially the fan casts I see. WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM A WHITE MAN 😭😭#I find Shen Yuan so interesting that I think beauty takes that away from him#like I don’t want people to fall in love with him because of the halo effect. I want to love him because he’s dumbass you’d study in a lab#his body is so immaterial to who he is#maybe it’s my ace spec bias that I think this way#Shen qingqiu can be beautiful but Shen yuan I wish could be human#ugh it’s like… beauty is easy. finding beauty in that social media mass produced slop is fast food for the soul#it’s so meaningful to your soul when you go a little out of your comfort zone and beauty there#my wish fulfillment is not for someone beautiful but to become obsessed with a weird little freak
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