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move-the-bass-down · 2 years ago

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human jake because I think he’d wear one of those dumb shell necklaces and boardshorts way into his 50s.

he’s also a drag queen.

#nobody ask me for my essay on WHY jake is a drag queen #because I will give it to you #i’ve thought about this a lot #his drag name would be jake the drag queen #a la bob the drag queen #jake the dog #Finn grew up in the back of drag clubs and club music puts him to sleep #BODY TRANSFORMTION AND SHAPESHIFTING IS TOO CRUCIAL TO HIS CHARACTER TO IGNORE #atimers #adventure time #my art

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icewindandboringhorror · 21 days ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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batcavescolony · 10 months ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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littlelightfish · 1 year ago

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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

#i love replaying certain scenes (usually screams) to see how they nailed it in other dubs #ive done it with Chilchuck & Mickbell screams because they're the funniest ones #give it a shot if you can #its really funny to hear certain character voices in other languages #for example. brazilian portuguesse gave both mickbell and chilchuck un-childlike voices (in japaneese both sound like little childs)#and they reused Chilchuck's japaneese screams for most of the other languages because he is so high-pitched and full of terror that it work #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #senshi of izganda #senshi dungeon meshi #idk how do you people screen record the episodes #if i knew how to i would put the shots here #my shit #thanks to the one that made the clip on Chil's scream im in love here <3

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thealogie · 4 months ago

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Breaking bad was actually only about the evils of the American health care system for 2-3 episodes max and after that it was about how a man will be so evil he’d rather start a meth empire and kill people and enact torture on his wife/son stand-in than accept help from someone who offered to give him a job with full healthcare

#I do think this is still the greatest tv show of the 21st century because in addition to being well made it is a genuine psychological test #it gives you a clear moment where you are told to stop feeling sorry for the protagonist and 80% of its original audience did not see that #breaking bad

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valtsv · 1 month ago

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honestly i never really understand the impulse to make doppelgangers/doubles/mirrors of people different to their counterparts, even subtly, at least in terms of appearance (personality is another beast entirely). for me, the horror of the doppelganger isn't that it's a monstrous, twisted thing with malevolent intent wearing a creepy imitation of you or your loved ones' faces, but that it makes you question what could possibly be deficient in you that makes you something less than "good enough" and coming up empty - because whatever it is, it's beyond your capacity to even conceive of. you are the architect of your own annihilation. your greatest obstacle has always been yourself. this other version of you, or someone whose existence affirms yours, is fundamentally no different - they're just not you, and therein lies the answer. your jealousy and self-loathing will ruin you without the imposter having to ever do a thing.

#🐉#like as a paranoid person paranoia is fucking terrifying! but combining that with insecurity is what really fucking demolishes you #the double kane/lena scene in annihilation gets to me every time because its the totality of despair #that just the sight of the doppelganger provokes that raises every hair on the back of my neck #as lena says. it didnt *want* anything. but itll replace you anyway. and in the face of that you might just give up and let it.#man i love doppelgangers. my favourite horror trope fr.

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martyfive · 17 days ago

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i wanna love tomorrow, but i love what’s left

#kingdom come deliverance #kcd2 #kcd2 fanart #hansry #henry of skalitz #hans capon #jitka of kunstadt #the lyrics is from babylon by tamino and you should give this song a listen because it’s amazing and it inspired this picture #the flowers are astragalus heliotrope and rue #if you wanna visit list of plants with symbolism on wiki i’ll see you there #justice for jitka girl did nothing wrong (yet) and deserves better #i have my own picture of her in my mind and i won’t let anyone say bad things about her ya hear meh #anyway thank you for being here

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canonkiller · 1 year ago

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god I fuckign love ocs. my characters. my friend's characters. the characters of mutuals ive never spoken to. the characters of artists ive followed and maybe spoken to a little more. the characters of complete strangers I see in passing and think "aw that's cool". if you have ten fans I am one if you have one fan it is me etc etc. I love you

#please please please never give up on your original stories #because - and this is crucial - i. specifically me. want to see them #so know when it feels like nobody cares about them: i am there. and i am caring #felix saidtheblackhorse you are always on the mind i love yo. get worse #not art

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steelycunt · 3 months ago

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he would not fucking say that he would not fucking want a nuclear family

#giving any character from anyone a bunch of little oc weirdly named kids at the end as their ‘happy ending’ because you can’t comprehend #any other lifestyle should get you arrested i think. im sorry i LOATHE kidfic already and when it’s ocs??? with millennial american names #too like why am i reading about hunter and taylor. who the fuck are these people #characters who would not even touch marriage with a ten foot barge pole being put on the fucking PTA make it STOPPPPP

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espeonkin · 2 months ago

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#avatar #atla #tlok #avatar the last airbender #the legend of korra #aang #korra #avatar aang #avatar korra #avatar: seven havens #a:sh #because like here's the thing. inheriting the mistakes of the previous avatar is literally a recurring theme in the series!#you can see this in the legend of korra too!#with aang taking bending away as a punishment it DID cement non-benders as second-class citizens in a way #which is what led to the equalists gaining momentum #because even if it WAS initially founded on a lie there WERE people who still believed in it as a cause!#and they were right to! and you can see this being RESOLVED in book 2 by giving nonbenders a larger say in how things are run!#anyway i never want to hear anyone call korra the worst avatar ever again

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lastoneout · 8 months ago

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No shade to OP as a person but believe me, this is a sign that something is DEEPLY fucking broken. Like they announced ONE new IP out of like eight films. I genuinely think within the decade they're just gonna stop making original films all together. That's what they learned from Elemental and Wish, just don't make anything new if you can help it.

Like they've unironically turned into what people pretend Dreamworks is, a sequel mill. The real downside is that Dreamworks actually knows how to make a good sequel, Disney never really figured that one out, bar a couple of outliers, and I have no faith in them pulling any of these off. Absolutely soul-crushingly pathetic. Thank god other animation studios exist.

This is the saddest shit I've ever seen, truly.

#the only one of these I care about seeing is Hoppers solely because it's the only original film #I couldn't give less of a shit about the rest of these they're all going to be bad #this is legit embarrassing I would be fucking embarrassed by this if I were them #but I care about like...art and not just making money so you know

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arcanegifs · 22 days ago

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x03 - “Finally Got The Name Right”

#arcane #arcaneedit #caitvi #vi #caitlyn kiramman #caitlyn #vi arcane #caitlyn arcane #arcane caitlyn #arcane vi #arcane league of legends #league of legends arcane #league of legends #arcane s2 #arcane season 2 #piltover's finest #caitlyn x vi #vi x caitlyn #type: gif #media: arcane #s2 ep3 #im not very happy with the coloring (and this gif in general) came out but considering i spent TOO long to make this im just gonna post it #you can clearly see how much my pc and i struggled to giga zoom into this LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im p sure other ppl have made better stuff but #ya whatever i spent too much time making this im yeeting this to all of you guys #i couldnt color it properly because its so cropped UGHHHH im so sad 😭😭😭#yeah my coloring skills rlly need work lmao............#RITO GIVE ME THE 4k BLU RAY OF SEASON 2 ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom · 6 months ago

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the werewolf stan is amazing btw thank you

No, thank you!!! In fact, here's more just because you sent this ask (and probably the other one too, I love you)!!!!! More!!!!!!!!

They are liars <3

Part one is here!! ;P

Part three is here!! 'cause I can't control myself 😔

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mythicalcoolkid · 9 months ago

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You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side