#because I feel like it

[jubileesstuff]

Hannah, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

Chan, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?

Olivia, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.

Felix, appalled: Call the exorcist.

[iloveacronix]

Uhhh underrated opinion but I think Acronix is very smart and him being the younger brother (for 40 years now) doesn't make him dumber than Krux. He has his moments, of course, but that doesn't change anything. (To me, at least)

[teecupangel]

What if we take the fact that Desmond gets an eevee in all of the Pokémon aus and combine it with the Desmond gets turned into an animal subgenre into Desmond gets sent into the past as an eevee and disregarding the need for evolutionary stones and just going off of the lore of eevee evolving to suit their habitat what eeveelution each protag would end up with

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Nonny.

There’s only one true answer to this…

And it is: SYLVEON!!!

There’s no way in hell that Desmond as an Eevee would not evolve into a Sylveon. No matter which protagonist it is, Desmond would definitely become their loyal and closest friend, especially if it’s one of Desmond’s ancestors!

Sylveon!Desmond is inevitable!

Sylveon!Desmond is canon!

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But because it’s fun to think about other possibilities, here’s what I think Desmond would evolve into for each protagonist IF AND ONLY IF Sylveon is not available:

Altaïr: Jolteon, mainly because Jolteon is the fastest of the Eeveelutions and Desmond would want to keep up with Altaïr. Also, Jolteon’s electric moves, especially Thunder Wave that paralyzes opponents, would be something Altaïr would prefer to have as it could be used in combat and utility (With a Jolteon!Desmond, Altaïr could honestly speed up technological advancement to OP levels)

Ezio: Vaporeon, mostly because of Venice and Rome having large bodies of water that a Vaporeon could take advantage of. Not only that but Desmond would definitely go for a water type evolution on the slim chance he could save Monteriggioni by dousing the fires that would erupt from Cesare’s attack.

Ratonhnhaké:ton: Probably Leafeon to be honest due to the abundance of forest that Ratonhnhaké:ton would travel to. If I was being mean, I would pick Flareon as a reference to the burning of his village and how that tragedy shaped Ratonhnhaké:ton. (Doubly-mean would be Desmond actually evolving during the burning of his village and he’d be a constant reminder of that day and Ratonhnhaké:ton’s mother’s death)

(BONUS) Haytham: I wanna give him Vaporeon and that’s because Desmond had already evolved when he was with Edward and he’s staying with Haytham because he cares for the Kenway family. If Desmond is an Eevee when Haytham finds him, he’d probably evolve to an Umbreon instead, maybe?

Edward: Vaporeon, hands down. The whole sailing thing is the main reason why.

Shay: Glaceon because of how Shay’s Morrigan traveled to icy locations.

Arno: Espeon because of Arno’s strange almost psychic capabilities to see the memories of the people he kills. Espeon was also picked because that big red jewel on the forehead would be a symbol of the nobility that Arno is part of and surrounded when he was growing up.

Jacob and Evie: Flareon for both the industrial setup of London that focuses on fire and heat. Also, Flareon shows how many of Jacob and Evie’s missions usually ends in an explosive manner (usually metaphorically but can also be literal).

Bayek: I kinda wanna say Leafeon because there are a lot of luscious greenery in Egypt as well but probably Umbreon as a reference to the mystery that Bayek is trying to uncover and also as a reference to how his ‘memory corridor’ is always shrouded in darkness.

Kassandra: Espeon because of the weird demi-god stuff Kassandra can do is more or less sorta connected to Espeon’s psychic capabilities. Both cannot be explained as human feats.

Eivor: Glaceon because of Norway and as a reference to where Yggdrassil can be found.

As for the other Pokemon AU…

Here’s the Detective Pikachu AU where Desmond gets transported into that world.

Here's our ideas with what Pokemons AC protagonists (bonus: Desmond's sun-themed Pokemon party) and the Isus should have (bonus: Bayek's must have Pokemon XD)

[adventure-showdown]

some stats, how many TV stories for each Doctor are still in

1st Doctor: 5/29

2nd Doctor: 3/21

3rd Doctor: 8/24

4th Doctor: 6/42

5th Doctor: 4/20

6th Doctor: 1/12

7th Doctor: 5/12 (could increase by up to three)

8th Doctor: TV Movie is gone :(

9th Doctor: 5/10

10th Doctor: 10/42

11th Doctor: 1/39

12th Doctor: 13/35

13th Doctor: 2/30

[i-am-cesear]

TGCF Spoilers

....Did The Rain Master bring Xie Lian ingrediants so he can prepare a really shitty dinner to Jun Wu and poison him?????????

[junksterrr]

Just a shitload of IDLES hugs. (Pics 1, 2, 3)

[witch-sweets]

Chat I think I'm having a mini identity crisis-

[commander-yinello]

Found some screenshots of Quil! I do love them and Gale together, Gale reminding them it's okay to like pink and teaches them a new word every day, while Quil steals magic items for his orb (he stopped asking after the tenth one).

[izayoichan]

Pick your comfort couple & choose songs for them:

How Hayden feels about Vy: I Like Me Better - Lauv  (Boyce Avenue ft. Emma Heesters acoustic cover) How Vy feels about Hayden: Tommee Profitt - With You Til The End (feat. Sam Tinnesz) How they feel about each other: Hero - Enrique Iglesias (Boyce Avenue ft. Mariana Nolasco acoustic cover)

[notfederationpropaganda]

[a-cypress-tree-draws]

[therantingsage]

Legendary designs I've made recently

[scienceoftheidiot]

WIP Wednesday

Behold ! I started YET ANOTHER WIP. Had the idea for a while, so... I hope it won't get as long and detailed as the others 🤦🏻‍♀️

Here's an excerpt :

Riza closes her hands, hiding the blood still encrusted under her nails. Blood that's not hers. Everything in her mind is red, and it's also the colour of her anger at Havoc, now. For waking her up, for wanting her to leave. She won’t leave. "You can't stay here, Lieutenant." Another voice, on her side. Contrary to Havoc, Fuery is too proper to touch her. "Besides," he tries, "Black Hayate needs you, too.”

[maryellencarter]

"Gentlemen, you are all wrong."

[first-ex-wife]

I keep saying I'm gonna tell tumblr about my OCs and then I don't but I would love actually to draw attention to one of my OC's children. her name is Lucy and she's 8 and she's a sweetheart who wants to be a screenwriter like her mom and she's very likely autistic and super attached to a white stuffed bunny named Lulu that she was gifted by her uncles when she was a baby and she takes Lulu everywhere her parents will let her and sometimes speaks through Lulu (like "Lulu doesn't like that" when really she kinda doesn't) and she's a sweetie pie little baby and she may or may not be inspired by aspects of me and my 25-year-old ass being attached to a stuffed cow