#beau x jester

[laurasbailey]

ONE CRITICAL ROLE SCENE PER EPISODE C2E2: A Show of Scrutiny

[uselessgayshit]

cr and probably dnd ships in general are wild because it’s like

1. the sexiest bitch with a bow to ever live x a very cute, to be queen who is sometimes stricken by acute social anxiety

2. literal anime guy with a gun x a hot half-elf with daddy issues

3. an affected bisexual with a death wish x an immortal, god-like woman with only grief in her future

4. a stoic man of the sea x an erotic graffiti artist with an impulsive streak

5. a bde jock x a tiefling that wouldn’t know how to bottom if her life depended on it

6. flower girl with a vicious past x traumatized lesbian who harbored a crush as a joke and then accidentally fell in love

7. the rich kid with stage fright x a widowed ballerina

8. a horse girl x the creepiest motherfucker you’ve ever seen

[jayshollowspace]

Mighty Nein Downtime

[annemarieyeretzian]

jester falling on the ball bearings and fjord demanding “who’s throwing fucking ball bearings! who’s throwing ball bearings?” and jester asking beau “did you put these here? what the shit!” and beau protesting “I thought you all were going to fly over! I thought you were flying!” (bonus: veth, whose idea it was in the first place, shouting “I told her not to do it!” and beau shouting “you bitch!”) 🤣

[pocketgalaxies]

[critcallyobsessed]

I just thought of this, it was such a small thing in the early days of The Nien, Caleb reading smut right? He said it was because he found Magic Tomes in a sex-book shop but there is evidence in him reading all of Tusk Love that he genuinely enjoys a little romance novel on occasion.

We also know that in The Tower, every book he has ever read is in the library, there for Beauregard and Jester have probably spent at least one night in The Tower combing through the romance novels to find the dirtiest one to embrace Caleb with.

Jester: *in a dramatic Zeminman accent* Oh Professor Hemlock your lesson on Hold Person was very insightful perhaps I could have a private lesson?

Beauregard: *pretentious man voice* It would be a pleasure to tutor you on the many uses of Hold Person.

Caleb: *beet red* Y-you two are pricks

Kingsley: I’m sure you know plenty about the subject Professor

Essek: Indeed he does

[critterpages]

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[beastlyworlds]

Fanart doodles of a few of the @critical_role campaign 2 crew (episode 1) ✨🍭⚓️💪🥃🐈⚡️

[incorrect-mighty-nein]

Beau, whispering in Yasha’s ear: would you like fries with that

Yasha, biting her lip: oh yeah, baby

Beau, touching her inner thigh: would you like to super-size that

Caduceus, poking his head through the door: you’re out of toilet paper

Beau: what

Caleb, poking his head through the window: he said you’re out of toilet paper

Yasha: what the fuck, can we please get some privacy here???

Beau: yeah, what are you guys even doing in our house anyway???

Jester, poking her head through the ceiling vent: because you’re our friends and we missed you

Veth, pummeling Beau with toilet paper: I GOT THE TP!!!

[luna-the-cretar]

Ah yes, my favorite pairings;

War Crimes

Useless Lesbians

Water

[e-johnsen]

@criticalrole

BeauYasha Week Day 6 - Pirate AU

I title this:

when your first mate leads the charge in shenaniganery.

[willowpotatox]

Beaujester art! (I used a base for this as I wanted to practice coloring so I’ll reblog with the base if anyone wants it)

[annemarieyeretzian]

jester shouting “stop! stop betting on my fiancé!” at veth and beau 😂

[detect-undead]

Mighty Cuties

[pocketgalaxies]

yasha: when was the last time that you saw your dad?

beau: the night he slapped me across the face as i was dragged out by the monks.

jester: he slapped you as you were leaving?

beau: yeah.

jester: i really don't like your dad.

yasha: yeah i'm starting to like him even less than i did before.

beau: he's a complicated man.

cad: i don't know, that didn't sound too complicated.