#beating the unemployed allegations

[brutulist]

hiatus ! i started work ( yippie! ) but it's very demanding, so give this a like & i'll shoot you my discord, mayhaps we can even write some fun little things on there while i commute. i'll be back after may 14th !

[moongirl7777]

this is so me since i’ve become a florist

— Susan Sontag, from “Death Kit,” (1967) (via lunamonchtuna)

[plasma-power]

there's this amazing Chinese place right by my work so everyday when I have the time I order a small shrimp lo mein and a bottle of soda. sometimes I fast so i can be hungry enough to finish it before work

[ambassadorquark]

lestat is kind of funny as hell for being like hey guys. i'm going to publish an autobiography and tie in rock opera where i not only confirm that vampires are real but also randomly explain a bunch of insane lore even the 43458 year old Order Of Occult Scholars dont know about. why? hehe :P

[mmso-notlikethat]

I really don't like closing my anons but god, some bullshit some of you are into.... stop being an asshole challenge 🤗

[cherrymotion]

just signed the offer letter for my first ever big girl job 🙂‍↕️

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

want to go to library to write but have an appointment so now I have to do minor coordination oh noooooo the horrorsssss

[jennsterjay]

Finally have an interview omggg

[sleepoutro]

so beyond exhausted. i think throwing a tantrum like a little child about this fucking mango i was going to eat not being ripe rn would help honestly

[honeyroastedpeanus]

my manager telling me hes looking to hire at least one more person onto the team and that he has nothing bad to say about me and we'll keep in contact.. wry smile 😼 i might have a guarenteed job after i graduate Who cheered!!!

[lsleofthelost]

fans wasnt the best way to phrase it. its like regular citizens who are into the drama that unfolds between this cast:

does anyone have suggestions for the fans' handles on twitter?

[formulaaone]

LOGAN SARGEANT OFFICIALLY BEATING THE UNEMPLOYED ALLEGATIONS

[ninguitar]

　　cause they don't ──── smile, huh, or smell　꣑꣒　like you .

LOVE ON A WIRE.　 ❛ megan has never, ever wanted anything as bad in her life, until you—an underground singer and songwriter, is unemployed, and the textbook definition of a loser—stroll into her heart and her life. matter of fact, what happens when she accidentally replies to your thirst-traps that were a rebounding joke after a rough break-up, on twitter, and on the katseye account? ❜

A/N

PROFILES. aegyo masters

MEGAN MEIYOK SKIENDIEL　୨ৎ　meganskiendiel & whattheskib

has one of the WORST digital footprints ever; can never for the life of her keep a roblox acct from being banned from how much she's cursed while playing tower of hell; BIGGEST loser to face this entire universe & beyond yet somehow pulls the most gorgeous & baddest girls; has THOUSANDS of unreleased produced songs sitting in her files & waiting to be dropped; and half the sentences she says probably have brainrot in them in one way or another.

SOPHIA LAFORTEZA　୨ৎ　sophialaforteza & sophiathe1st

most responsible among the girls, most likely due to being the leader; one of the most sweetest & down-to-earth girls you'll ever meet i fear; has played all the papa louie series' games with yoonchae, which usually results in their room echoing screams and curses; ALWAYS & always bickers with lara on who's the most futch in katseye—spoiler alert, it's both of them + dani; and is a theater kid through and THROUGH but it pays off cause her vocals leave everybody levitating !!!

MERET MANON BANNERMAN　୨ৎ　meretmanon & bellalocaaaa

references twilight every waking hour & minute like there's no tomorrow; is utterly obsessed with her situationship and will let everybody near her know about it, especially about her crashouts; has connections everywhere & knows every bit of drama involved in the industry in one way or another—her source: nobody knows; the publicist team for the girls probably HATE to see manon coming with how open she is with everything; and SWEARS on her life she's fluent in spanish.

DANIELA AVANZINI　୨ৎ　danielaavanzini & cartisfavvv

THE number one carti fan—nobody could beat her i fear; treats her red mustang like her baby and refuses to let anybody else drive it; manon's partner in crime esp with how much times they've woken up the rest of the girls while on life; will always put the girls above everything else despite bickering with them frequently—she does not play !!; and always has her phone out to check herself out before filming videos.

LARA RAJAGOPALAN　୨ৎ　lararajj & futches4L

biggest girl kisser in the world, that she could never beat the winners love winning allegations; most of her sentences consist of 'hypothetically'; swears she's better at spanish than manon but really who knows at this point; has the second worst digital footprint next to megan; and met yn through being high school classmates before they graduated.

JEUNG YOONCHAE　୨ৎ　y0on_cha3 & queenneverrcryy

has probably played every single video game to face this planet, including all the papa louie series' games & fortnite; is influenced SO easily especially w/ saying random phrases; is somehow the most calmest and responsible one alongside sophia despite being the youngest; could also probably hold a guiness record for knocking out anywhere and anytime; and streams AND BLASTS touch religiously like it's her job.

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[disappointingcabbage]

TMAGP 21 thoughts, spoilers below the cut

“What if Alice is right about how fucked up the OIAR is?” I mean fuck, dude, she probably is

“It’s fine I can just quit if something tries to murder me” Sam that won’t help with the whole “monster trying to kill you thing” that’ll just make you unemployed in addition to being about to die

When Celia said she had a “complicated immigration status” I fucking cackled like girlie you are never beating the universe hopper allegations

Also yeah why did the OIAR not notice that she probably has next to no legal documentation of her existence? Like I get them being more lax than other government organizations but this is a whole other level

tbh it’s probably because Lena was like “eh fuck it this isn’t even in the top 70 weirdest things I’ve seen” and let it slide

“I wouldn’t be able to take Jack with me if I went back” Does this mean she knows how to go back?????

MAGNUS INSTITUTE CHESTER STATEMENT

ooh this is some alchemy shit

POLITICAL RESOURCES? did the institute have fucking plants in the government or did they just have, like, lobbyists?

love how this guy is like “we need stop being Christian centric when choosing the date to our fucked up eldritch ritual guys”

I’m sorry, a UNIVERSAL TRANSMUTATION? as in transforming the entire earth or even the whole universe???? Dude what???

The fucked up ritual in question is called the Dome Project, which judging only by the name sounds like they’re trying to make Flat Earth real, which is fucking hilarious

ok they were allegedly trying to create a utopia but every “utopia” is flawed so the question is how did they fuck this one up?

Oh damn they were trying to create a perfect“final state of society” that never changes. Even without the eldritch bullshit that’s a terrible idea just look at like every dystopian novel ever (and also the game slay the princess, which is built around the idea that change is a necessary component of life and has Jonny Sims voicing a lot of the dialogue)

I love how this guy’s best argument against bringing the world to a stagnant state is just “but we’re alchemists, guys, change is our whole thing :/”

Was I the only one who thought “et al” was pronounced like “et all” or is it just me? Or is it a regional thing?

Wait was their plan to actually just build a big ass dome to house a “perfect society”?

Oh shit they had actually already started construction.

Of course they were exploiting workers to build this “perfect dome”

THE DOME IS REAL????? (It’s called the millennium dome, don’t just google “dome project” you’ll just find a bunch of unrelated shit about business models and stuff)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW HOW LONG THE DOME WILL BE THERE? Isn’t that a major safety issue?

bro thinks the place is supernaturally contaminated and he’s probably right

Oh boy it’s also contaminated with heavy metals the real danger here is lead poisoning

I’m sorry what the fuck??? Construction guy got cloned by some dirt in the site and then his clone just fucking yanked him into the dirt? Clone didn’t even bother to replace him

lol statement writer just went “tldr we shouldn’t do our ritual here it’s fucked up enough as it is and incorporating a stagnant utopia into our eldritch ritual is dumb and we shouldn’t do it”

Alice has realized that Freddy is purposefully giving Sam Magnus statements

GIRLIE DID YOU JUST DELETE IT FROM HIS CASELOAD???

oooh shit she got caught by Lena

“haha Sam’s computer keeps malfunctioning so I tried to fix it and he definitely gave me permission hahaha ANYWAYS when are we getting a new IT guy?” smooth, Alice. Smooth.

Oh shit where’s Gwen? She’s late coming back? Lena doesn’t know where she is????

Ink5oul probably got her

Was that a .jmj error noise I just heard?

Oh fuck we actually get answers to the Gwen question and she is in fact running from ink5oul

Jesus this chase scene is actually scary, I’m impressed. It’s kind of hard to unsettle me this much without involving one of my actual phobias. Nice.

Also I had to google what trash polka is, turns out it’s a really cool tattoo style that’s simultaneously photorealistic and trippy, usually done in black, white, and red.

Oh shit Ink5oul can mess with tattoos they didn’t do

oh fuck they caught Gwen

Hey why is Gwen monologuing like those corpses?

[ERROR]? Where have you been, loca?

WHY IS THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES THEME PLAYING UNDER GWEN’S STATEMENT MONOLOGUE?

The transcript describes [ERROR] as “a nightmarish specter of an older world” and I’m not sure what to make of that yet but they sure are possessive of their victims, apparently. Judging by the fact that they said “there is more” I think they’re targeting either anyone with institute ties or anyone in the OIAR. Maybe both.

Love that Gwen just fucked booked it instead of sticking around to witness whatever that whole [ERROR]/ ink5oul interaction was

I’m glad that [ERROR] didn’t kill ink5oul tbh I like them

THE TAPE RECORDER FUCKING BIT THEM IM CACKLING

The Magnus Protocol sure is a podcast

[not-so-rosyyy]

What are your tz predictions for 2024?

zendaya cements box office queen title with dune and challengers

tom returns to posting personal stuff on instagram but only to post z again

z slips and brings up tom unprovoked during press

a cute caribbean throwback photo/ story from a local or a fellow tourist comes out of nowhere

z guests on hot ones and tom posts a funny still of her on his story like she did of him in 2021

tom sneaks into a dune screening / challengers afterparty

tom beats the unemployed allegations with unexpected casting announcement

z gets cast in a high profile thriller or political drama

tz vacations somewhere in asia. or ireland.

they reclaim another city from the The Tomdaya Dark Age™️

z posts a mirror pic wearing a ring on her left ring finger but this time she won't scream "my haaaaaat" and just leave everyone in chaos

a pic of golfdaya finally drops

tom dogpound content returns

photo confirmation via nikki's insta story that granny tess gives zendaya bread

[janesurlife]

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