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JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN as Eddie Blake/The Comedian in Watchmen (2009)
#watchmen#watchmen 2009#watchmenedit#dcedit#filmedit#moviegifs#junkfooddaily#userstream#chewieblog#jdmorganz#usertom#usercy#underbetelgeuse#edward blake#the comedian#jeffrey dean morgan#my gifs#beating him with a shovel#then holding him gently afterwards
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bul snapped
originally, I drew it for a reblog but now I wanna post it on its own
he's finally taking revenge on russia after the bad ending of the hetalian horror show
I'll draw a version where bul is about to waterboard him with ayran (ayranboard him? idk) :D
#hetalia#aph bulgaria#hws bulgaria#hetalia bulgaria#hetalian horror show#the hetalian horror show#this entire thing kinda reminds me of lisbeth salander#go on bul beat him with the shovel <3
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a happy white woman wednesday..
#he took 30 more sq.. so ~360 in total..#wouldnt mind more copies off his summer banner#although i really just want his ce#we'll see if i decide (delude myself) i need mlb or just 1 copy..#or if i decide to actually go for more np copies#rareprism art#fgo#fate grand order#tezcatlipoca#beating him w/ several shovels <3
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daydreaming about Vanessa Afton becoming an arsonist and continuing the Michael Afton legacy of failing to burn her father to death.

#vanessa with tangled hair and a tear streaked face staring into the flames… yeah#i need her to beat him with a shovel#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#fnaf vanessa#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's
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frodo or something ( I PROMISED I WOULD POST SEE)
#lord of the rings#lotr fanart#his weezer blue orbs have captivated me#lotr frodo#ive only seen the first movie but my dumb loser boyfriend is a nerd and i beat him with shovels#lsoer
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william afton again except he doesn't have a shirt on
#my art#artwork#art#fnaf#fnaf fanart#william afton#springtrap#five nights at freddy's#Im going to beat him to death with a shovel (affectionate)
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shocking revelations in todays entries folks
#MINA AND VAN HELSING TEAM UP HOW ARE WE FEELING GANG LETS GOOOOOOOOO#THEYRE GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF DRACULA#DOUBLE SHOVEL TROUBLE KICK HIS ASS#mina loves jonathan so much she memorized the train schedule in case he ever needed to know them or if she needed to reach him ;_;#ill cry#ill do it#ALSO#the piano music in the gazette entries was SO BEAUTIFUL#i LOVED it#and the scary bass note when mina says 'thursday' when talking about jonathans moment of panic#ugh#todays entries were EVERYTHING TO ME#AND TOMORROW WE GET TO HEAR JONATHANS VOICE AGAIN AAAHHHHHHHH <3 <3 <3 <3 <3#LETS GO BOYS WE'RE IN IT THE STORIES HAVE CONVERGED#dracula daily#re: dracula
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You know, maybe they actually would’ve solved this whole project stigma debacle 3 chapters ago if they stopped bringing up philosophical non-sequesters and just spoke bluntly about the facts for 5 god damn minutes
#honkai impact#durandal you fucking idiot#you got to sit down and have a calm conversation with Kevin and didn’t think to even once mention that Su’s project actually worked#no- it is completely unreasonable to expect Kevin to go along with you cuz faith. show him the god damn statistics#I genuinely can’t believe they tried to make the argument that heroes have to sacrifice other heroes for the greater good#mommy himeko is going to rise up from her grave and beat which ever monkey with a typewriter wrote this with a shovel
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yandere dev, yandere dev ! ^_^ why were you talking to a schoolchild about sex and sexualised teen bodies 0.o
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'But I want to liiiv-!'
#tuvix#me watching the ep on my own back in the day: how dramatic and interesting#me after wading into the internet discourse:#beat him to death myself with a shovel
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trying to articulate my sam and dean thoughts but it is just nottt happening. the crux of it is i think fandom is so extreme about their relationship on both sides of the spectrum. either they are actively killing each other and need to never speak again or they're passionate lovers. do people here not have siblings
#not a w* post lets be clear#yes they've wronged each other#yes a lot of their trauma comes from the other sibling#but neither of them needs to escape the other or be saved from the other#idk. fandom drama makes me think#i think i also just project my own sibling thoughts onto them lmao#this is my brother and i need a shovel to love him type beat#this is my brother and i love him and i wouldnt have ptsd if not for him but i cant imagine a life without him#shrug#sam and dean#rambling#ezra posts
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@insidi0sum: would they be horrified if they saw my hands, do you think? ( for will )
mabel starters / accepting
Even before knowing about more of the...details of what his family has been doing, Will's been pretty firm in the belief that their family came first, no matter the cost. Whether that was because he'd been favored by his parents or why they had favored him was anybody's guess. Regardless, it means he's largely unbothered once he's filled in.
"They probably would," he admitted, leaning forward slightly, "But that's because they wouldn't get it."
#will. makes me want to beat him with a shovel at all times ngl-#insidi0sum#w. goode (interactions)#answered asks
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something v tragic about charoum and orin honestly. like at least when he forgets gorty, gorty's invested in re-establishing whatever they had, even if it's different and more hollow than it was before. charoum and orin have decades of history that was snuffed out overnight, that she snuffed out, that forces her to commit to a relationship where this entire baseline of love has been extinguished, meaning their mutual hate has been, also.
#it's just like. her first victory against charoum i think felt - i mean. bad. deep down. but also rapturous and triumphant.#she BEAT him. their entire life of cloying competition snuffed out by HER#but then he comes back and he's just some guy#but she doesn't hate him as some guy. she hates him as the person she's known her entire life#who REFUSES to allow her her rightful place before bhaal#and there's all this festering emotion that used to at least be mirrored back at her. a frustrating understanding that was as#infuriating as it was dependable#and now it's gone.#like. that's my brother and i need a shovel to love him#but it turns out all i buried was the love and his body keeps coming back to haunt me.#charoum
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I would've given living with my dad 5 years max before he decapitated me I think
#he's super prone to these paranoid episodes and the speed makes it worse#last i heard he was walking around his neighborhood with a shovel to beat somebody's brains in cuz he thought i was gonna Get Him
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How is baby shower winning... Ten minutes is one thousand words, roughly. I could say one thousand words about cooking eggs or trimming my toenails. I could read one single chapter of a fanfiction. 3.5 hours of strange people talking about babies!!!!! One thousand impressive STRANGERS I'm never seeing these fuckers again who even cares???? Other people are unknowable, or at least 51.4 percent of you are
#People are so gender about babies. And you have to stand there listening to everything their man is not doing#Or is doing#Like cheating on you twice#With your coworkers and a teenager#And somehow beat him to death with a shovel is not a good suggestion#EXAMPLES DRAWN FROM LIFE.
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Saw a Tina Turner tribute tonight and when the emcee mentioned Ike, I was pleasantly surprised to hear several men throughout the audience shout “Boooooo!!!” That’s the kind of energy I like to see whenever Ike Turner is mentioned.
#seriously#if you don’t hate Ike Turner with a burning passion#then you probably don’t know who he is#spend two minutes reading about him and you’ll wish he was still alive#just so you could beat him to death with a shovel#Tina Turner#Ike Turner
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