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JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN as Eddie Blake/The Comedian in Watchmen (2009)
#watchmen#watchmen 2009#watchmenedit#dcedit#filmedit#moviegifs#junkfooddaily#userstream#chewieblog#jdmorganz#usertom#usercy#underbetelgeuse#edward blake#the comedian#jeffrey dean morgan#my gifs#beating him with a shovel#then holding him gently afterwards
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bul snapped
originally, I drew it for a reblog but now I wanna post it on its own
he's finally taking revenge on russia after the bad ending of the hetalian horror show
I'll draw a version where bul is about to waterboard him with ayran (ayranboard him? idk) :D
#hetalia#aph bulgaria#hws bulgaria#hetalia bulgaria#hetalian horror show#the hetalian horror show#this entire thing kinda reminds me of lisbeth salander#go on bul beat him with the shovel <3
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a happy white woman wednesday..
#he took 30 more sq.. so ~360 in total..#wouldnt mind more copies off his summer banner#although i really just want his ce#we'll see if i decide (delude myself) i need mlb or just 1 copy..#or if i decide to actually go for more np copies#rareprism art#fgo#fate grand order#tezcatlipoca#beating him w/ several shovels <3
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daydreaming about Vanessa Afton becoming an arsonist and continuing the Michael Afton legacy of failing to burn her father to death.
#vanessa with tangled hair and a tear streaked face staring into the flames… yeah#i need her to beat him with a shovel#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#fnaf vanessa#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's
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frodo or something ( I PROMISED I WOULD POST SEE)
#lord of the rings#lotr fanart#his weezer blue orbs have captivated me#lotr frodo#ive only seen the first movie but my dumb loser boyfriend is a nerd and i beat him with shovels#lsoer
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william afton again except he doesn't have a shirt on
#my art#artwork#art#fnaf#fnaf fanart#william afton#springtrap#five nights at freddy's#Im going to beat him to death with a shovel (affectionate)
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shocking revelations in todays entries folks
#MINA AND VAN HELSING TEAM UP HOW ARE WE FEELING GANG LETS GOOOOOOOOO#THEYRE GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF DRACULA#DOUBLE SHOVEL TROUBLE KICK HIS ASS#mina loves jonathan so much she memorized the train schedule in case he ever needed to know them or if she needed to reach him ;_;#ill cry#ill do it#ALSO#the piano music in the gazette entries was SO BEAUTIFUL#i LOVED it#and the scary bass note when mina says 'thursday' when talking about jonathans moment of panic#ugh#todays entries were EVERYTHING TO ME#AND TOMORROW WE GET TO HEAR JONATHANS VOICE AGAIN AAAHHHHHHHH <3 <3 <3 <3 <3#LETS GO BOYS WE'RE IN IT THE STORIES HAVE CONVERGED#dracula daily#re: dracula
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gosh okay if it's okay can i leave some extremely persistent brainyakus for babyyakus.... like obv you can just leave this or post or just share w whoever you want i'm just some dudegirl clanging pots and pans in your boxes but! i have always loved the idea of like...... baby yakumo being taught some form of sign language (Klein Sign if u will allow the goofery) bc the mouth shapes and tongue movements of the spoken language are hard for him to grasp even with full immersion and support!!!! i also think he would have some anxiety actually using his voice bc Y'know. It's Yakumo. he does eventually become more comfortable with verbal speech ofc but oh my god i am losing my mind at (baby yakumo voice) pep-per......... once again thank you mxr requiodile for my god life. and truly what are pigs but big potatoes....... ONION OWWIES..........
my last spam i will leave u with is also! ever since i unlocked homecoming ssr yakumo and it's dropped that he made his own ceremonial clothing i became OBSESSED w the idea of grandma taking babkumo to The Crafting Circle of the village. maybe he needed a bit more immersion into human spaces before he started school so he's just cowering in grandmas lap while she's knitting and mending but slowly he starts just like wandering around, looking at all the things happening with all the crafters just letting this uncanny child gaze in wonder over all the comfort items and soft blankets and warm clothes being made. and then there's at least one giant ass loom and those things are HUGE and make a lot of clacking noises. babkumo inching closer to it but doing these big scared jumps every time it makes noise but he's just so O.O like this giant scary thing makes such nice things!!! he's been wrapped in scarves fresh off this thing!!! and then whoever is working the loom pushing the shuttle through and just patiently waiting for yakumo to very tentatively push it back toward them. tbh i don't even really think that's great weaving technique but idc we are socializing this yokai via fibers and stich-n-bitch. thank you again for the generosity and enthusiasm ;w;
i am leaving this here for everyone to see because i like it and i want to show it
#SIGN LANGUAGE YAKUMO.......... sweet child#it's scary to talk sometimes. especially if the meaner ppl around u make fun of ur pronunciation#baby which of the mean adults made fun of your syllables. i'll beat them with a shovel#so instead we'll put that affinity for hand fidgeting to practical use#yakumo's good with his hands right?? takes all sorts of practice!!!#dexterity +6 from signing. another +6 from whatever crafting class he's shadowing in the village#he's doing potterymaybe! he's sewing! he's cookin! he is extricating fchickens from the wire gate bc some chickens live life on the edge!!!#honestly nonners i also freaked out when i unlocked that ssr lore about his sewing#i think i just screamed at the sky like “WHY IS MY WIFE SO PERFECT”#seriously. points to the outfit. that is not the work of an amateur.#i'm gonna kill him for being an anxious mary sue. i hate him. why is he good at things. why is he so cute#actually he's probably less mary sue than i think. i would not trust him to win a game of dodgeball.#do mary sues always win at dodgeball? i'm not putting yakumo near any high contact sports. just to be safe.#IGNORE ME. ANYWAY.#OLDER YAKUMO HAVIN A NONVERBAL MOMENT AND EVERYONE'S like ???? how do we get him to tell us what's wrong??#BAM! FATHER OLIVINE KNOWS KLEIN SIGN! HE SOOTHES THE SNAKE AND WE ALL GET BACK TO COMMUNICATION#nu carnival yakumo#feesh answer
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I love how you are in love with a rotting corpse but still say peepaw has no peeper rights
yeah you're damn right. that piece of shit can STAY neutered for being a jackass.
#ouuuu i want to kiss his nose i want 2 hold him hand#i want 2 lovingly stroke his cheek ouuuuuuuu#i want 2 stare into his disgusting beautiful corpse eyes and have him stare back#ougrrrrrghg#spacie splains#INTENSE LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP#HATE SO INTENSE IT TURNS TO PASSION#I HATE HIM SO MUCH IM OBSESSED W/HIM#a healthy mix of intense loathing and unabashed infatuation is always required in my springtrap simping#i want 2 tell him i love him while i beat him 2 death w/a shovel#suggestive
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You know, maybe they actually would’ve solved this whole project stigma debacle 3 chapters ago if they stopped bringing up philosophical non-sequesters and just spoke bluntly about the facts for 5 god damn minutes
#honkai impact#durandal you fucking idiot#you got to sit down and have a calm conversation with Kevin and didn’t think to even once mention that Su’s project actually worked#no- it is completely unreasonable to expect Kevin to go along with you cuz faith. show him the god damn statistics#I genuinely can’t believe they tried to make the argument that heroes have to sacrifice other heroes for the greater good#mommy himeko is going to rise up from her grave and beat which ever monkey with a typewriter wrote this with a shovel
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yandere dev, yandere dev ! ^_^ why were you talking to a schoolchild about sex and sexualised teen bodies 0.o
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#literally only making this so I can vote for Chuck. Walt can die in 1000 hellfires but at least he had the decency to apologize to his wife#save jessie and then go get shot and die on the floor. Chuck does nothing but elitist internal monologues - betray his baby sibling - use#anyone's affection esp for him as a weapon against them and their loved ones - and lie#If he looked me in the eye and gave a monologue about sending me to prison after faking a mental health crisis so I'd commit a felony to#save him and said it was to make me a better person and I have to see he's right then I would beat him to death to death with a shovel then#and there. Jimmy deserves 1000 years joy and life for having to talk to him. I can't believe he loves him. I can't believe in spite of ever#he loves and suffers for him again and again and Chuck refuses to do anything but hate him for being imperfect when he was 9#I would cut off my own hand to beat chuck to death with it#I feel a rage on par with my hatred of John Kramer#better call saul
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'But I want to liiiv-!'
#tuvix#me watching the ep on my own back in the day: how dramatic and interesting#me after wading into the internet discourse:#beat him to death myself with a shovel
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trying to articulate my sam and dean thoughts but it is just nottt happening. the crux of it is i think fandom is so extreme about their relationship on both sides of the spectrum. either they are actively killing each other and need to never speak again or they're passionate lovers. do people here not have siblings
#not a w* post lets be clear#yes they've wronged each other#yes a lot of their trauma comes from the other sibling#but neither of them needs to escape the other or be saved from the other#idk. fandom drama makes me think#i think i also just project my own sibling thoughts onto them lmao#this is my brother and i need a shovel to love him type beat#this is my brother and i love him and i wouldnt have ptsd if not for him but i cant imagine a life without him#shrug#sam and dean#rambling#ezra posts
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@insidi0sum: would they be horrified if they saw my hands, do you think? ( for will )
mabel starters / accepting
Even before knowing about more of the...details of what his family has been doing, Will's been pretty firm in the belief that their family came first, no matter the cost. Whether that was because he'd been favored by his parents or why they had favored him was anybody's guess. Regardless, it means he's largely unbothered once he's filled in.
"They probably would," he admitted, leaning forward slightly, "But that's because they wouldn't get it."
#will. makes me want to beat him with a shovel at all times ngl-#insidi0sum#w. goode (interactions)#answered asks
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something v tragic about charoum and orin honestly. like at least when he forgets gorty, gorty's invested in re-establishing whatever they had, even if it's different and more hollow than it was before. charoum and orin have decades of history that was snuffed out overnight, that she snuffed out, that forces her to commit to a relationship where this entire baseline of love has been extinguished, meaning their mutual hate has been, also.
#it's just like. her first victory against charoum i think felt - i mean. bad. deep down. but also rapturous and triumphant.#she BEAT him. their entire life of cloying competition snuffed out by HER#but then he comes back and he's just some guy#but she doesn't hate him as some guy. she hates him as the person she's known her entire life#who REFUSES to allow her her rightful place before bhaal#and there's all this festering emotion that used to at least be mirrored back at her. a frustrating understanding that was as#infuriating as it was dependable#and now it's gone.#like. that's my brother and i need a shovel to love him#but it turns out all i buried was the love and his body keeps coming back to haunt me.#charoum
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