#bear skin rug

[blondebrainpowered]

Evelyn Nesbit as 'The Little Butterfly' portrait on a polar bear-skin rug, 1901

Photographer: Rudolph Eickemeyer

[cone35]

[spaicymeatballs]

Bear Skin Snug

[hogwash-deli]

Indoor versus outdoor Pigs

Hard Outdoor Hogs

Spoiled Indoor Pigs

[sspacegodd]

Sarah Palin: “I would never shoot an animal for fur or fashion.”

(Whilst sitting next to a dead bear complete with head.)

[hamburgerbox]

Burt Reynolds

Cosmo

[jhsharman]

"my secret wish"

The terminology is kind of weird. "VCR movie"? Is that the same as "straight to video"?

[kcjhutchins]

School Storytime: Bear Skin

While in high school, I was in the Gateway Club. This was a group which possessed its own room with a teacher. It was a place for those who did well in school to focus on studies or work on extracurricular activities. Very helpful since they geared up with computers. This particular day I needed them for a project. I don’t quite remember what it was… something about designing a room for a character, I think? Either way, I thought a bear skin rug would be appropriate. So, I typed it into the search engine then looked at the images. I looked at the screen, back up at the search bar, and blinked twice. On the screen were several naked women along with some bear skin rugs.

Stunned, I stammered, “I think there’s a cyber problem.” The Gateway teacher gasped and exclaimed, “KC! That’s not appropriate!” “It’s not what it looks like! Just look at the search bar!” She looked at the location and then laughed hardily and replied, “Oh, yeah that is a problem. I’ll let the IT person know right away.” “And while you do that, I’ll get the picture I need and shut it down.”

She nodded while heading next door. I grabbed my picture and shut the search down. A long breath came out as I looked up at the ceiling. Then the room filled with my own laughter. I couldn’t believe the school overlooked such a simple mistake. The funniest part? A month after the incident, I searched this again with no one in the room. Guess what wasn’t fixed? Laughing to myself, I shook my head and shut it down. It seemed students weren’t the only procrastinators after all.

[housecow]

You should find yourself a muscular feeder, who gets up early, does his morning routine of exercising, cold showers and excellent breakfast cooking while you are still sleeping. He is so productive and energetic, meanwhile you are embarrassingly lazy.

As you get up late in the morning and go to the kitchen to eat, you see masterfully cooked waffles with ice cream. You ask your feeder:

"Will you stay with me for but a moment?"

And he answers:

"No. I go hunt bear. Be back in hour."

this is so fucking funny hold on 😭😭

[sharkaroni]

it's snowing like crazy here and it makes me wanna write serirei snowed in fic real bad but i can't cause. he has psychic powers. he'd just move it

[cone35]

[discobunnyx]

This is my bunny, Beast. He is flopped, or what I call doing his Burt Reynolds impression.

[thecryptidart1st]

Two picture review of how that nsfw art is going:

[morgansram]

Bear pelt made from sheepskin.

[behestofheaven]

i wish i could deflate on command to get out of social situations

[sweetlemongrove]

MINORS DNI (yes that even means looking)

For my ADULT William and Marie shippers, tell me this story isn’t them. (Transcript below the cut as well)

Transcript: My favorite love making so far was on the floor on a couple blankets and pillows in front of a fireplace with a crackling fire in the middle of winter. It was so sensual because we turned down the heater to like 65 degrees, and it made us want as much skin contact with the other as possible. All lights turned off, just us in the sound of a fire. Genuinely the most romantic lovemaking and I had the time of my life.