#bean the paladin

[wanterwolf]

the greatest form of self love is shipping ocs that are basically just two halves of you

[gensnix]

oath of vengeance paladin but as the sessions continue it becomes very obvious that I based the character off of Shadow the hedgehog

[localbiohazard]

Ace/Dance dump

(please do not repost or edit ✌️)

[lilbluebastard]

Tiny Anderson has returned to spread the word of god……and totally not murder any commit manslaughter before this

[scrollsfromarebornrealm]

did some Bozja over the weekend.

(nobody tell the robot in my FC I have to do one more farm to get the glowy Recollection replica weapon)

[felikatze]

highlight of my por playthrough is when i used bonus exp to promote soren in chapter 10 and he proceeded to kill everything for the rest of the game (ending the run as a lv17 sage)

the other was when i completely misunderstood how master seals work in por and used one on a lv20 mage soren

[panda-writes-kpop]

Getting to match icons with one of my favorite people in the world is so AAAHHH- 🥰🥰😌

EVERY DAY THAT I AM YOUR FRIEND IS A DAY THAY I CHERISH MALA 😭❤️ LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH 🫶🫶🫶

Every day is now Mala appreciation day because I, the queen, decreed it.

Don't like it? 🤺 EN GARDE!

oh to have matching icons with @panda-writes-kpop and matching title and description with @justalonelybitch !! i am living the life :D

[good-beansdraws]

Beans I've come to extend my prison sentence imagine paladin Futa with armor eerily reminscent to Amane's outfit in Purge March- just imagine with me for a moment if you with view it fit to do so. Him slowly moving from knight to Paladin due to her religious influence literally blessing him with one more chance to be the hero he wanted to be.

I don't know about the others, but this is 100% swaying me to set you free altogether 👁️👁️ I am. a little crazy about this idea. I'm not the best at character/outfit design so bear with me, but I had so much fun, thank you!!

I know this was likely for mv symbolism purposes, but my mind went spinning with fantasy au thoughts... I just love the thought of Amane finding Fuuta wounded after battle, in which he was stripped of his title and punished for his failures as a knight. He's ready to give up on everything from the guilt, but she offers him shelter and comfort to bring him back from death's door. She assures him he hasn't lost his knighthood, under her. While struggling through his recovery, he tries to swear his loyalty to her, but she refuses every offer. Instead, she tells him that she is just a vessel for her god's work, and he should swear his loyalty to them so that he can begin his work as a hero again under a divine blessing.

Featuring @kyanako5972 's lovely royal Amane design :3

[oneknightstand-if]

So, uhhh, first ever message on tumblr, here's to hoping this is actually the place to post that stuff?

It's great, As a Game Master (mostly for rpgs on discord) I'm a big fan of the freedom of expression when it comes to characters. I just finished a run I'm pretty happy with, so I figured I should do as asked and share the results below.

(A word of warning, since I can only draw anime-style, this is now an anime.)

As a bonus, here's some design I doodled up for the character, to help myself visualize her.

Additional Data:

Adrian: Crush Merlin: To Befriend Pet: Cat (Roland)(Like the Paladin of Charlemagne) Wears: Frilly blouse and long skirt (She started wearing those to get reactions out of Adrian while avoiding more extreme outfits) Camelot Sequence: Lucid dreamer, talked to Merlin in the past (monty python reference to prove she's from the future), got directed to Arthur, asked Past!Arthur about lucid dreaming, Caught Current!Arthur about Lucid Dreaming (He now knows who she is), then spilled all the beans to Merlin after waking up (He knows who she is). Items: Magic 8-Ball, Cat memento, pouch of pearls, miniature garden (Audrey III!) Gas Station: Followed Merlin, Destroy Cameras, Clean traces, Get matches.

And now, for the wall of texts that nobody asked for but that you're all getting anyway!

Character Design

The design I went with was 'the super sussy character who actually is kinda hiding the least'.

Physically, she's basically hopeless, with her teeny tiny 10% on physical, which puts her firmly into the 'dead weight' category. Considering what's going on in here, it's a bit sus.

Even more sus is the amnesia background, because here's that girl popping out of seemingly nowhere with no memories right around the time the failed Lesser Circle happened, who just so happens to be a potential harbinger? Sus.

Appearance wise, her best features are her eyes (my dice determined they should be violet), but they are downturned (Tareme) ones, that usually express either gentleness, or belong to suspicious people, with a gentle, caring and overall traditionally feminine/motherly behavior (wears frilly outfits, cooks gourmet food, tends to her (mutant) plants). In other words, she's very much an 'ara ara'-type character. (The cuckoo is mostly limited to the confines of her mind).

However, she is an imposter whose special move consists of spilling all the tea (ironic, her favourite drink is Jasmine…), all the time. Had a weird dream (Part 1)? Write a report and drop it on Adrian's lap, almost shoving the marked arm under his nose. Freak encounter in a horse trailer? Write a report and drop it on the club leader's lap. Meet a strange but weirdly helpful stranger? Drop the Weird dream Dossier (part 1) on his lap. Questions about the self medication? Ha! She's got her entire (albeit short) life written in a folder ready for perusal! Had a weird dream (Part 2)? You better bet she's writing it down and dropping it on Merlin and Adrian's laps.

…

This is probably a side-effect of being overworked all the time and getting in the habit of making biology reports for everything, isn't it?

IC Thoughts on characters:

Merlin: Super strong incubus who may or may not be the actual Antichrist, may or may not want to cause the Apocalypse themselves to put humanity out of their misery if the Arthur plan doesn't pan out, and yet may very well be the most trustworthy person in this entire group, if only because waking Arthur up seems to be their number 1 priority. After all, all they needed to do was stand aside and do nothing if they wanted the Lesser Circle to fail, right?

Adrian: 'Friend' for several years, eventually got a crush on him a few months ago, but his ambiguous way of almost-but-not-quite friendzoning her is beginning to wear her down. Slightly suspicious due to his being much too prepared for the crisis at hand for a random bystander, but he had all the opportunities in the world to get rid of/corrupt her in all the years they knew each other, and she herself has this 'tiny' Impostor secret going on so she's trusting him so far.

IC thoughts about the adventure: 4 (Reluctant/panicking, but not forced)

What is there to be said. The end of the world, man-eating monsters, plagues, the end of the world, homicides, abductions, did she forget to mention the end of the world? For a woman with little inclination toward physical fighting and who would rather read a book in a corner, this is very much outside of her field of competence.

With that said, she almost got eaten by the monster under her bed and Merlin healed her when she was at Death's Doors, so she's giving them the benefit of doubt, for now.

Character affinities:

Probably Percival (cuckoo connection), Arthur (dream shenanigans) or Broderick (this entire thing is crazy!) would work best?

Here's to hoping this didn't get too long, I tend to get too verbose when I become enthusiastic about something.

It's impossible to be too verbose, especially compared to me. Also, my imagination runs in 4K surround-sound anime-style, so it was anime all along! Olwen fits in perfectly!

[sundove88]

The Cookie Chonk Chart!!

So recently, @thetropicalfairy and I have had a discussion about which Cookies would be considered chonky- and here is the entire list! And the pic was made by her as well.

Note: Some OCs will be on this list- and some folks not shown in the pic will be as well. If there’s anyone you want to add to the list, that’s ok!

A Fine Boi (Somewhat Chubby): Herb, Churro, Aloe, Gold Citrine, Okchun, Elderberry (OC), Sable, Icicle Yeti, Grapefruit, Tiramisu, Habanero, Bubbles Dragon (OC), Snapdragon, Blueberry Pie, Lilybell, Pecan Brownie (OC), Grandberry Brawler 1/Glimmerberry, Grandberry Brawler 2/Grapeberry, Honorable Paladin Trainee/White Choco Chip, Serious Paladin Trainee/Vanilla Bundt Cake, Kouign Amann, Caramel Arrow, Silverbell, GingerBrave, Dizzy Cookie/Gorgonzola, SuperCar Cookies 1 and 2/Emmental Cheese and Cambozola, Partay Cookies/Swiss Cheese and Raclette, Blue Slushy, Xylitol Nova, Shadow Milk, Eternal Sugar, Mystic Flour, Burning Spice, Silent Salt, Golden Cheese, White Lily, Bumbleberry,

He Chomnk (Mostly Chubby): Dark Cacao, Crunchy Chip (Post Odyssey), Ice Candy, Olive, Strawberry, Custard III, Rye, Cream Puff, Cherry, Blueberry, Pinecone, Amber Sugar, Sea Fairy, Walnut, Cherry Ball, Zombie, Frilled Jellyfish, Carrot, Cotton, Milky Way, Hero, Canele, Mille-Feuille, Vanilla Sugar, Longan Dragon, Buttercream Choco, Pancake, Tea Knight, Tarte Tatin, Captain Caviar, Milkshake (OC), Snowfall Villager/Cashmere, Kind Villager/Poplin, Pumpkin, Parfaedia Principal/Deluxe Sundae, Creme Knights Preceptor/Chantilly Cream, Scovillia Headmaster/Hot Pot, Berry Parfaedia Student/Berry Compote, Citrus Parfaedia Student/Marmalade, Prune Juice, Captain Caviar, Tangerine Tanghulu, WildBerry, Timekeeper, Pure Vanilla, Mango, Muscle, Cranberry,

A Heckin’ Chonker (Very Chubby): Lord Oyster, Mozzarella, Royalberry, Princess, Tiger Lily, Milk, Beet, Yogurt Cream, Cocoa, Chocolate Bon Bon, Mocha Ray, Bacon, Pastel Meringue, Cheesecake, Red Bean, S’More, Frosted Choco (OC), Choco Malt (OC), Coconut Choco (OC), Turtle Brownie (OC), Fudge Ice Cream (OC), Snow Sugar, Ananas Dragon, Vagabond, Gelato (OC), Choco Milk (OC), Second Watcher/Choco Chunk, Grandberry Merchant 1/Blueberry Muffin, Grandberry Merchant 2/Honeyberry, Grandberry Merchant 3/Pinkberry, Spicy Scovillia Student/Army Stew, Hot Scovillia Student/Spicy Rosè, Sauna Egg, Golden Cheese Kingdom Citizen 2/Manchego, Space Doughnut,

H E F T Y C H O N K (Extremely Chubby): Avocado, Hollyberry, Princess Professor Mimolette (OC), Prince Professor Cavatappi (OC), Mala Sauce, Capsaicin, Moon Rabbit (Mostly due to her huge rabbit form), Peperoncino, Potato, Eden Dragon (OC), Dark Choco (After he left The Cookies of Darkness), Macaron, Abalone, Lotus Dragon, Spinach, Half Avocado, Hot Mala Warrior/Spicy Noodle Cookie, Spicy Mala Warrior/Chili Sauce Cookie, Mangosteen (Lychee’s Disguise),

M E G A C H O N K E R (Seriously Chubby): Lychee Dragon, Affogato (Post Episode 14), Elder Custard, Affogato’s Disciple 1/Cortado, Affogato’s Disciple 2/Galao, Pumpkin Spice Latte (OC), Mysterious Priest/Compound Choco, Marble Bread, Plain Yogurt,

O H L A W D H E C O M I N (The Chubbiest of All): Pitaya Dragon, Eggnog, Gatekeeper Cookie/Couverture, Stink Eye Tortuca,

[the-storm-chaser]

The Accursed Flame

Plot (Will be updating as the campaign progresses) With mentions of @facemeandperish and @akrahan

-The curse is caused by Terrorforger, a Red Dragon who was somewhat responsible for the razing of Luskan (The how or why is unknown currently)

-The curse inhabited the burn for several years, but remained dormant, being supressed by a specific burn salve. Any recent development was triggered by Swiftkiller, Sky and Akmos finding Terrorforger on a reconosance mission, to which the salve stopped working...in which Sky gave up using it.

-Once the curse was revealed to the party, Bean suggested that Sky was a Dragon's 'Chosen', something that he had apparently seen before or at least knew about.

-Benno, the party's paladin, tried to remove the curse. This was unsuccessful, with Terrorforger's Will (?) intervening. The will's visual is a giant dragon eye in the void.

-Panicking that Terrorforger could 'see' Sky, she decided to leave the group, using the party's dilema of multiple objectives to her advantage. Akmos gifted her a braclet, one that could sheild her mind from the dragon (and anything else that tried to access it) but it wasn't built to last, being instructed to break it if needs be.

-Sky went to go find Chik, an old friend of the party who was an expert crafter of Chardylin, a mysterious metal with fiendish properties from the hells. She found him in his forge, promptly leaving as to try to flee from the Cult's clutches

-On the road, the pair worked together to forge Raze - Terror's Bane. The blade was made by melting down her previous blades (a shortsword and a Dragon Slayer blade), half plate (Gifted by Benno which was bought from Absolem of Geldaneth) and some chardilyn.

-Whilst on the road, Sky noticed changes to her physical form. First, scales began to sprout over her body, covering the burn and any previous scars first. Then, a dual pair of horns began to grow from her head, along with her ears morphing into fans. Her teeth grew more fang-like and her nails grew into claws. Lastly, her eyes were covered in flame, mimicking that of a dragon's. All of the above caused untold pain to the lass, lasting several weeks while on the road.

-The changes (namely the scales) caused shredding to her previous clothing, as well as a change in mentality in the girl, what little confidence the woman had dropping further. It was at this point she realised that no one would believe her if she claimed to be Sky, so she had the idea to take another name. Buying a cheap shroud and mask on the road, she took the name Fran, shortened from her middle-name Francesca (Her mother's suggestion).

-Before returning to Akmo's inn, the pair where caught off guard by Fefnir, the Forge Cleric aligned with the Nameless God (an entity wanting to return the world to nothing). Fran tried to protect the Kobold from the cleric, but she wasn't able to, the cleric being resistant to the flames. Chik was taken, and Fran returned to the Inn empty-handed, panicking while explaining to a very confused Akmos what happened.

-When returning to the party, she was cryptic as to who she was, not wanting to worry the group by her changes. She introduced herself as They/Them, as well as a tiefling, depsite her having no tail. She also lied about her alliances, saying that she was an ex-Harper from Mirabar. The party didn't question it as they had just lost their companion Absolem to Fefnir, but it was a lie based on elements of truth, having been to Mirabar a lot as a child/teen.

-Fran knew the location of Terrorforger's base, and aided the group in trying to return to the place where chik was taken. It was during this journey that the party learned that she could not hear Rice, a Skirja (White 10ft tall yak belonging to Bean) who communicates via telepathic means. Swiftkiller can choose to not accept this magic, but Fran just can't.

-The party almost reach the location, but are then caught in a portion of the Sea of Souls, Fran succumbing to it's pull first (Despite Akrahan's best attempts at keeping her back.) Away from the party, she met the soul of her dead mother, Celene, to which she lowered her mask to talk. Celene confirmed her previous allegiance to the Cult, but left on her own volition, apologising to Sky about the 'mess she got left behind to deal with'. Sky didn't care about that, just happy that she got to formally say goodbye to her after the tragedy, although she did question why she left the Cult. Celene was able to mention 'Nethrava' before fading back to the Sea of Souls, it then splitting around her to reveal the rest of the party having similar experiences.

-In the clearing, there was a greater spirit, to which Fran wrongly accused it of 'playing with the souls of the dead'. Luckily, she was able to recognise it meant to help them, not hurt them, but not before Swiftkiller and Lars realised who she was with her mask lowered. Both kept quiet, and listened to the spirit's request to repair the sea of souls, to which it had been damaged by an outside force...and was affecting the Hells. The group were able to journey to a tear in the Planes, which led directly to Gehenna, a city in Avernus.

-Entering Avernus, Swiftkiller pulled Fran to the side, admitting he knew her true nature, as 'Cousin' (Previously established as Sky had some ties to the Griffin Rider's, a Goliath clan she had assisted a couple of years prior). While she didn't know why she had become what she had, she promised she would come clean when the time was right. She then noted his eye had changed colour since visiting the Sea of Souls, something he hadn't realised himself and only she had.

-The party were greeted by Hell machines, to which Fran oneshot one, with some of the others Hijacking another to use as a form of transport in Avernus. When Fran reached the machine, whiles she was not outright able to identify the metal, the party were able to connect the dots that these were made of Chardilyn, and were of Chik's handiwork. Immediately concerned, the party clambered onto the machine and headed to the city, Sir driving them there.

-Reaching Gehenna, the group explored the city, noting the different districts in the city related to the seven sins. They found a collesium in the Wrath district, and visited the Pride district to which....Swiftkiller's demeanor changed.

-After some incredible showmanship between Sir's driving skills and Akrahan's Charismatic advertisement, the group were able to gain Remos, the Pride baron's attention. The group were given a deal to contemplate, but not before Akrahan and Fran made the observation that Remos looks very similar to Akmos, and he was infact the Tiefling's father. He was clearly not happy about it, but allowed the group to take the night to contemplate an allianceship deal.

-Swiftkiller had a revalation, and demanded to talk with the group in private, Bean weaving a silken Tiny Hut. Within the walls, Swiftkiller demanded that Fran kill him, having been fooled by the Pride baron into thinking he was Vanua, one of the Goliath pantheon to which he swore an oath to after his clan were destroyed by the cultists. He revealed he saw his family in the Sea of Souls, which aided in the revalation, to which Fran pointed out that if they had forgiven him, then so would she, and the rest of them. It was at this point that Akrahan and the other's realised that Fran was in fact Sky, as she was the only one to call Swiftkiller 'Cousin', and she didn't deny this.

-As Swiftkiller's bond with Pride was broken and reforged with Tyr and the Goliath Pantheon, Sir quite rightly questioned who Sky was as it was their first time hearing the name, having joined the party during her dissapearance. Sky came clean as to why she called herself Fran, and her true intention of joining the party. Firstly, to learn more about the Cultists and why her mother left. And secondly, to figure out who or what was responsible for the tragedy in Luskan, and try to bring the culprit to justice. She made the same demand as Swiftkiller (now known as Tribeguard), to kill her if they didn't trust her, but Benno scolded the 'Cousins' knowing their conviction and alliances laid with the party, and they didn't need to prove themselves anymore than they already had. Tribegaurd then posed a question to the girl in Goliath, whether she was 'Tribe or not?'. She answered 'Tribe', and that was enough for him to welcome her back into the group.

-The group accepted Remo's terms the following day, agreeing to help him gain all of Avernus's titles in exchange in helping the group understand why the Sea of Souls was damaged, and to explore a factory that had popped up in the Layer, suspecting Chik was being held there. The group was entered into Wrath's Collesium tournament to earn his title...although they required a name to compete. After some discussion regarding Tribeguard's / Goliath naming culture, Sky and Benno came to the conclusion of The FateBreakers, to which the group agreed.

-The first round of tournament was fought against some bandits the group had killed previously, Sky almost dying to poison.

-The second round was Hijacked by Pride, trying to send Tribegaurd a message about breaking his deal. The group fought a mutated Displacer beast with an additional trial, in which Sky lost control of her infernal shackles, succumbing to the curse and becoming more beast-like....nothing more than an animal. She could see what she was doing, but had no direct control of her actions. Despite the group becoming unsure of what she was, she shredded the displacer beast, seeing through its cloned illusions.

-Sky, Akrahan and Tribeguard start to decode a new segment of the journal, but it is discovered that the journal is infact enchanted (with the effects of Contingency - Via Bean). Akrahan suggests 'asking' the journal a question...and when she does so, it answers in a draconic cipher, one that she can decipher. From this, it is revealed that Nethrava, the Blue Wyrm Speaker, had been conducting unethical experiments, creating draconic slaves from the dead in an attempt to rule both the Cult, and potentially Tiamat.

-The next day, the trio learns three new things from the book. The first, that she knew of the Dracorage Mythal, but only what the party already knew. Second, that Nethrava was responsible for the attack on Luskan, reading her final thoughts as she was killed. The last, being that Celene was a Dragon Soul, a high ranking member of the cult before she abandoned the cult.

(Up to date.)

[wanterwolf]

ok bc. frieseis talking to bean. frieseis going ig you got it eays you never lost anything. bean going haha yeah. when really she gave up her pacifism to protect nature and adventure thru violence. both of them lost/gave up their homes and cultures whther they wanted to or not. my blorbos my babies my dnd ocs i meednto draw them kissing its free therapy

[kobbers]

Hey there! Since you are a Leo fan I wanted to ask. What’s your opinion on Raph? I mean in general but I will say for 12 07 and 03 since those ass my favs.

In general? I love Raph. His archetypal role tends to be one of my least favorites in ensemble casts: impulsive, moody bad boys tend to get on my nerves. I simply don't find their angst and lack of self control Cool or Relatable, no matter how tragic their past is to justify their antisocial behavior.

Raph's frustration, however, comes from a place I can easily sympathize with - his family is on their own and in constant danger. You often get the feeling that he'd like to be part of society in some way, but he can't and that's stifling! The result is a core drive to protect the small circle of family and friends he does have, no matter the cost.

Though the human world is too dangerous to interact with openly, Raph still sees humans as fellow People, and will readily intervene on their behalf. He leaps boldly into action in part because he worries that indecision and delay will give the enemy more time to cause harm (of course, he also finds combat fun and fulfilling, which may occasionally get him into trouble). He may grumble and complain, but at his core Raph is a helper.

My favorite versions of Raph are the ones where he and Leo are almost too similar underneath their wildly different demeanors. Their conflicts usually come down to how they want to approach their goal, not on which goal to approach.

In fact, there's an argument to be made that in D&D terms, my ideal Raph and Leo could both be cast as paladins, with Leo as Oath of Devotion (focused on honor and protecting the innocent) and Raph as Oath of Vengeance (focused on justice and punishing the wicked). Mirage Raph, on the other hand, is 100% a barbarian. So I mean, there's a range of viable interpretations, and the character can be well-written anywhere within it. It's just that the more selfish Raph is, the less I will connect with him.

2003

I thought Blue Swords Guy was the coolest turtle as a toddler, and when I started watching 2k3 as a teenager, my general preference for straightforward paragon types led me quickly back to Leo. I liked Raph the least almost instinctively, purely based on role. But the show won me over on every single brother, and I couldn't even begin to rank a least favorite anymore. Even at his worst early in the show, Raph is just struggling with impulse control rather than relishing violence or being contrary for its own sake. Sometimes he might enter a fight too early or resist retreat, but he rarely enters a fight unnecessarily. He might hide his squishier emotions, but he clearly still feels them. It lays down that core of Raph-as-protector that softens him from his more troubled, bloodthirsty Mirage counterpart. A good bean, 10/10 favorite Raph, heavily influences what I want to see from the character in general.

2007

The general vibes of this movie are similar to 2k3, which is why it sometimes surprises people that it's supposed to be in the live action film continuity as a sort of TMNT 4.

It's weird as a whole though, because Raph was the director's favorite turtle and it shows - Leo makes a poor foil because he is simply written to be wrong (I HATE his "I'm better than you" line for many reasons, heheh). But in terms of how Raph reacts to everything the story throws at him, it all rings true to character. He's my favorite character in this movie kind of by default, because Leo and Splinter are ~off~ and Mike and Don are mostly just on quip duty. But that doesn't change that Raph's still legitimately solid.

2012

Honestly can't say much about this version - I only made it a season into this show due to general annoyances I had with the writing. I remember liking Sean Astin's vocal performance, at least. And I remember digging the premise of that one episode where Raph tries to be the leader and finds that he's way more comfortable acting on plans than making them.

[slocumjoe]

ways people write the companions that make me go hmmm

Gage excluded because I haven't seen enough portrayals of him

Cait; Poor Cait has such confusing, odd writing choices that I can’t blame anyone for doing this, but...when she’s boiled down to either Tough Irish Gal or Traumatized, with little dimension. Again, Bethesda does this themselves in text, depending on ??? so it’s not, like, a big deal. My advice for writing Cait is to remember that she exists outside of being Irish or Traumatized. She’s read/read about Freud, for example. So, she presumably learned to read, likely self-taught. If she read something psychology related, she must have taken an interest in it. That sort of thing. The best way to write Cait is to not take the obvious answer, because Cait’s depth itself isn’t obvious.

Curie; When people write Curie as a stupid, horny, smol bean 2 gud 4 dis world, i throw up in my mouth. Same as Cait, this is Bethesda’s fault. They have a habit of going for funny dialogue instead of sensible. There is no reason for Curie to say half the shit she does, she says it because someone thought it was funny, or worse, sexy. I’d recommend going through Curie’s likes/dislikes and dialogue even more so than I do other companions. Curie has a lot of edges if you go looking for them. Y’know Covenant? Curie supports Covenant. Also, she’s literally a robot in a human body. She’s 200+ years old, too. Make her fucking weird. Y’know how elves/fae are? Like that. Bonus if you make her friendliness off-putting. Being friends with a doctor gets annoying, speaking from personal experience. Also, being a doctor, she knows all about sex and sexual pleasure. She’s not confused what a dick is

Hancock; please acknowledge other aspects of his character beyond horny, sad, or high. He has them, I swear. Do you even know his parents’ names? No. You care only about ghoul dick or stoner jokes. He’s not even a stoner, he does the Fallout equivalent of meth/adderall. Much like Deacon, he does and thinks about other shit. I joke with Hancock as well, but you might notice that none of my actual reacts/headcanons open and close with shit like “he huffs some jet with one hand, fingers you with the other, and thinks about how he sucks”

Danse; i promise you, Paladin Danse is not hypervigilant of people’s asses/tits/dicks/whatevers. He’s not imagining having sex with your busty Sole every time he looks at them. That’s not just not Danse, it’s also very creepy and dehumanizing to both Danse and Sole. Is Sole not more than their tits? Other companions get the too-horny treatment as well, but I see Danse getting it worse of all. Sometimes he’s written as absolute manchild regarding sex, knowing literally nothing, same as Curie. I say Danse doesn’t know what jerking off is as a joke, but he probably knows. But Chronic Virgin Danse is usually a light-hearted joke, Hypersexual Danse is just fucking weird. It gets into unhealthy territory. Like...Danse wouldn’t want to fight people flirting with his crush. He wouldn’t even get aggressive if he was dating Sole. He’s not a hotheaded asshole. Annoyed at best, rude at worst. It’s giving Fifty shades/Twilight/After. 

Deacon; You guys know that when Deacon takes a shit, he isn’t dedicating it to Barbara, right? He isn’t dedicating it to his own redemption, or saving synths? He isn’t thinking up a cool lie to make about the shit-taking? When he has a drink of water, he isn’t like, “Barb used to drink water.” or “The U.P Deathclaws drank water” or “I’m gonna say I killed a behemoth with a water bottle!” Deacon has other thoughts and motivations beyond the meme or the sad. I can’t judge too much, because Deacon himself would approve of being thought of like this, but good god. Just let the dude be a dude sometimes. Let him shit in peace. 

MacCready; might be because he’s the most solidly written, but very few complaints with most MacCready stuff. Him being a little perverted is in character, he’s 22. However, I have seen people straight up forget Duncan and Lucy. It’s okay, though. So did Bethesda.

Nick; Also usually solid, the most common crime is that aforementioned After Shades of Twilight writing. Nick is not a possessive dude. He’s even less likely than Danse to get aggressive over his partner. Yeah, sure, he’s a cop, but is that really the fantasy you want? Really? 

Piper; I have...famously strong opinions on Piper, but good god. Blue this, Blue that, I’m gonna write about this, this’ll look good in my paper, I’m putting this in the news. Oh my God. You’d think Sole was a fucking SMURF with how many writers call them Blue. You’d think Piper dragged her writing press behind her like Sisyphus heaving his boulder along. Same as Deacon and Hancock, SHE DOES OTHER SHIT. People bend over backwards trying to work in the fact she’s a reporter. Same as Cait, the obvious is not interesting. 

Preston; fuck the settlement jokes, I hate it when Preston is turned into an UwU soft boy baby cinnamon roll 2 gud 4 dis world UwU sunshine sweetie pie cutie. Whenever someone does this, they don’t actually like Preston. They have no thoughts, no feelings, they just...I don’t know, want to be contrarion to Preston haters? “Imagine not liking Preston, couldn’t be me ;333″ you realize this is racist, right? Like, you know infantilizing black men is racist? Oh my God you don't know this is racist

X6-88; SPEAKING OF FUCKING RACISM. The highest discourse I’ve seen around X6 is calling it ableist to HC him as autistic, but that is NOT the biggest issue with X6 writing. X6-88 is best described as, like, a very expensive, very spoiled cat of a rich, Old Money asshole. You know the Evil Stepmother’s cat in Cinderella? That bitch. That’s X6 in a nutshell. That’s how you write X6. I’m not even going to get into the racist ass portrayals of X6 because fuck is it tiring, just gonna leave you with this; X6 is best when you see his character for the humor and genuinely interesting philosophies in it, and not when you see him as a BDSM hardcore porn big dick sex god dominant daddy who likes spanking. 

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OC WEARING ANDERSONS COAT!!!

Did a lil thing with her hair 🥰

She’s so pale ;-;

I hope you all enjoy!! (I LOVE DRAWING HER!! >v< )

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