#bean does not deserve this lmao

[thegamingcatmom]

Hi! I have a goofy question for you :P

You know how when you say your SO full name it means trouble right? How would the sisters react to that? Would they feel threatened or feel as if they were in trouble if they suddenly heard MC calling any of them by their full name? And would they mock one another for it? (We all love some good sisterly chaos)

Thanks! And have a good day/night! ❤️

Hellaw! ❤️

Omg I love that idea, LMAO.

And you´re absolutely correct: Full name means trouble...always. MC won´t even be able to finish-

The sisters are gone, evaporated, vanished into thin air-

...Jokes aside: I think they got different reactions to it:

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MC: "Irina Denali"

hardly ever does something that would justify such drastic measures (the full-name-calling), so her reaction depends on whether or not she´s aware she´s done something

NOT AWARE:

slightly surprised

but that´s about it

which means she´s gonna react as she usually would when her darling mate calls for her attention

"Yes, Maličký?" 🥰

...well, fck

wait

why´s MC the one feeling guilty now?

she hasn´t even gotten started yet, ffs

damn that woman and her heart eyes

how´s MC supposed to stay mad like this?

wait

what´s the topic again?

...

Irina: 👀 "Baby? Everything alright?"

MC: 🫠

needless to say, no "punishment" for Irina today

not that she realizes

the adorable bean

AWARE:

one of those very rare times yall will witness Irina Denali cringing

she absolutely despises it

because it means that, whatever she´s done, she got caught doing it

also because it probably means MC is angry with her

or disappointed

could things get any worse?

she´s not one to lash out or try to talk her way out of a situation when confronted though

instead, she´s gonna listen carefully

nodding here and there to convey MC´s got her full attention

(she´s such a good noodle)

she´s gonna accept her "punishment" because she knows the treatment is justified

will vow to do better from now on

(...meaning: She´s gonna make 100% sure nobody witnesses a damn thing next time)

REACTION TO HER SISTERS GETTING "PUNISHED":

she does enjoy it when her sisters are on the receiving end of that sternness

(because they more than deserve it, if you ask her)

she doesn´t openly show it, though

a gentlewoman never tells, after all

MC: "Katrina Denali"

"...Yes, beloved?"

never calls MC "beloved", so yall know she´s as fake as it gets here

*affectionate* she´s a lil shit

she knows it

MC knows it

the whole household knows it

it comes as no surprise, then, that her full name comes across MC´s lips more often than not

also because she actively provokes it

she does enjoy seeing MC all stern and bossy

(so hot)

pretends to be all surprised and confused, perhaps even remorseful

the glint in her eyes betrays her every time, though

nodding here and there to give the impression that she´s listening, but her whole focus is on MC being all stern and bossy

(so fcking hot)

seeing her sisters getting full-name-called brings her immense joy

she doesn´t hide it

at all

...

she´s still grinning

Oh...really?

MC: "Well, baby, since you seem to find all of this so funny, I´m sure you´ll have a hilarious time feeling up the couch tonight."

...

loses her grin so damn fast

(Tanya & Irina, on the other hand: 😁😁)

(they hide it well, though)

this time, the remorse on her face couldn´t be more genuine as she hurries after MC

"Baaaabe, cmoooon! I´m sorry! Honest-"

oh, she was honest alright

a touch-starved Kate Denali is a deadass Kate Denali

a rare sight indeed

best enjoy it while it lasts

(MC very much plans on doing so)

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Tanya & Irina, at each other: 😏😏

MC: "Tatiana Denali"

confused, speechless, in utter disbelief

which doesn´t happen often

like, yes, she has a name

so does MC

isn´t that wonderful?

what of it, though?

hold on...you mean to tell her that she is deserving of such a cruel treatment??

*affectionate* excuse?

...

snaps out of it after a while

also because her sisters are staring at her like the cats who got the cream

(Irina is more reserved, but her eyes say it all)

(Kate´s shit-eating grin would have made the thin thread of her composure snap, had it not been for the fact she was still processing-)

the absolute audacity

she´s a leader, a commander, the proud head of this family

she will not be made to look like a fool in front of-

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Tanya: "...Yes, love."

also Tanya: "...Forgive me, my love."

also Tanya: "...Of course, darling."

(Kate: *makes whip cracking sound*)

(which leads to her getting full-name-called...again)

she does quite enjoy seeing MC reprimant her sisters, though

she couldn´t be prouder

MC showing all the confidence and authority that comes with being a leader´s mate

quite...fascinating indeed

...utterly...bewitching

...

...excuse her

*proceeds to drag MC away*

Kate & Irina: 🙄🙄

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Thanks a lot for that ask, my dear! 💋

[sburb2official]

[insert creative fantroll ship/quadrant dynamic post title]

there will be more; these are just the ones i have at the moment for some of group 1/team glow

If you want to have any close relationship with Gravix, you have to be okay with two things: 1. It's online only. He doesn't hang out with anyone but Juluno and Maiyun (who's monochromatic colorblind, seeing only in green). 2. Juluno monitoring every interaction to ensure that certain questions aren't asked and that Gravix doesn't accidentally spill his heir secret. Although Juluno is a passive kind of person, he initiated their morail relationship to protect him. Without this protection, Gravix (bad at lying) would have no hope of keeping the secret hidden until the 'right time'. - -

Juluno and Caiver (group's Mage of Time) work very closely to protect Gravix. Caiver does not know what the secret is (Juluno's primary abilities are 1. obscuring information/rendering it unknowable and 2. inexplicable awareness of others' secrets). They (Caiver) know only when the secret should be revealed and they instruct Juluno on how to help him stay disguised. It was Caiver who told Juluno that the time had come to move in with Gravix, whom they both already knew online. Juluno does have flushed feelings for them. Caiver does not know; they only know that and when he is going to tell them something personal. Neither side is able to act on this yet. - -

Jlarin and Lasven do hate each other—however, someone always has to go keep Lasven company during episodes. Sometimes, that's Jlarin. He says he's just "taking one for the team"... but really, he's had a vision of an alternate timeline where he doesn't go and Lasven ends up dead or permanently dissociated & no longer himself. Jlarin will not admit it, but he is terrified of losing his kismesis and more terrified of it being his own fault. What makes the possibility scarier is that the group really does like Lasven & they want him around. If he's gone (or "gone but still here"), they might cast Jlarin out for 'causing' it. - -

If not for Gravix being the social glue of their group, the above dynamic would not exist. He has certain traits/abilities that "override" hatred this strong. Without him, one of the outcomes in Jlarin's alternate timeline visions could come true in this time. - -

Jlarin's severe anxiety (a combination of regular old generalized anxiety + stress from visions) causes him to be afraid of... everything. Including the idea that trolls who don't like him might want to hurt him. (Note that he's not afraid of Lasven hurting him.) And Reltha, who is notoriously very intimidating, makes him feel much safer. Her anger and his nervousness balance each other out somehow, so they spend a good deal of time together, especially when he leaves his hive. They're not quite moirails, at least not yet. There's potential, but both of them have a lot of personal growth to get through first. (She's scary, yeah, but she's incredibly loyal; a long time ago, Jlarin saved her when [redacted; big serious thing; deserves its own post] and she wants to return the favor by scaring off anyone who gives him crap.) i don't know if there are or will be more quadrant happenings within this group (after all, Gravix has brought together a collection of trolls who otherwise wouldn't really know each other) (there will definitely be some new ones once the two groups/teams integrate, though) if you read this whole long ass post, comment "beans" or something lmao thanks to @pletzelstein for post idea

[fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty]

Drop the Miku Binder TJ rant bestie

okay so like

i was just thinking about it, and, like, i think it's fucking nuts but also really weird how the hamilton fandom (which i'm in but i swear i'm not an uwu lams turtles shipper please) somehow took this CRUSTY, TERF-BANGED, UGLY, OLD, REDHEADED, RAPIST ASS MOTHERFUCKER,

and turned his ugly ass into this.

like damn what the hell- what- how???? okay like yeah, they're using daveed diggs as a base for this bullshit, which, okay, fine, but YOU DID NOT NEED TO ADD THE INFO. The idea itself is funny but also a bit weird, however im 99% sure Diggs himself wore that shirt. However, all of the extra info??? come on. Where'd the fandom get this istg y'all-

Also, also, they did something similar by making John Laurens (gay blonde dumbass) into an UWU turtles boy. ....why. Bi trash coffee gremlin tumblr over-worked sleep-deprived alexander hamilton. like yeah relatable but. why. small bean big sweater uwu innocent boy blushy short james madison. ...why. bro was stubborn and would pick a fight and was the 'fuck you' type of shy.

I just find it wild the fandom made this and it is the entirety of the fandom into one. There's the good sides, there's the bad, and there's this. Which encompasses the ENTIRE. FUCKING. FANDOM.

The fandom has its headcanons, it has its perks, but then you reach the side where everyone is just a wild fucking original character. They don't model the historical figures anymore- they're just OCs with the name 'Philip Hamilton' or 'John Laurens' or god forbid our third U.S president 'Thomas Jefferson' slapped onto it.

I'm also so confused as to how this is what the fandom is known for. We have some good fics, we have hella good art, we have a M U S I C A L , and then the first thought people have of the Ham fandom is Miku Binder Third President Founding Fucker Slaveowner Thomas Jefferson.

I also find it kind of offensive (almost put insluting oh my ufckjg-) that they made a founder become this but like he'd probably be really pissed so please keep fucking up his memory lmao he deserves it

But like... also why. What made them think of this.

Like yeah I write 20k word TR smut but you don't see me drawing it.

You don't see me making him an UWU e-boy.

...Eh I probably would for shits and giggles tbh

But like this is founding father Thomas Jefferson. Third Pres. Second VP. First Sec. of State. And he is a furry, ex-cocaine addict. Also btw do they mean John Laurens or John Adams as the former drug dealer part because neither are better but it'd really help

Also bro literally raped his 14 year old slave and had like 6 kids with her. He had her room DIRECTLY NEXT TO HIS. He RAPED HIS DEAD WIFE'S HALF-SISTER. AND HE'S A SAD UWU MAN WHO DID NOTHING WRONG?

Let's not forget this same person made a post saying Lizzie (the Queen) would be reincarnated as a horse when she died. I'm serious. Deadass.

However, it's also funny as fuck because this entire thing is a tarnish to Jefferson and I fucking HATE that bastard so like good job lol

At the same time though it's still super weird??? But insane??? Because how did this become one of the Tumblr exclusives??? like it's Tumblr history at this point. Twitter history. You cannot express any like for the Hamilton musical before you get the 'have you seen miku binder thomas jefferson' and it's like 'well shit'.

But also remember: THIS IS NOT AN OC TO FUCK AROUND WITH. Hamilton the Musical specifically gave you and presented you the founder. Thomas Jefferson. Played by Daveed Diggs. Just because it is played by a POC, but also modernized, and vastly different from the actual founder and President, does not mean that at its core it is NOT STILL THE SAME PERSON.

If you name it Thomas Jefferson, if you use the presentation of him given by Daveed Diggs, you are still using that white fucking slave-owning racist motherfucker, and that's the point of it all.

I find it stupid but funny but also insane, and I wouldn't care, unless I KNEW IT WAS SERIOUS. The artist made it seriously. They made John Laurens. They made Philip Hamilton. They did this seriously.

but like also look at this lmao

This meme of Thomas Jefferson in a Hatsune Miku binder really got trending on Twitter at one point

It's an infamous, hellish, classic meme of both Tumblr and the Hamilton fandom, and it deserves what attention it's got, but Jesus please never unironically make shit like this again, Hamilfans, we're stained by this we don't need another😭🔫

EDIT:

i have more

So like, I just remembered: it kinda romanticizes these guys??? The musical??? so like don't get me wrong i love the music but... it puts them into this light. This pink light. It paints Hamilton as an abolitionist who was outspoken about it. When, in reality, dude traded and sold slaves for his in-laws + wasn't all that outspoken about it + was against immigrants or migrants, WHEN DUDE WAS FROM THE ISLANDS. HE HAD SCOTTISH BLOOD. AND HE'S AGAINST IT? Hypocrisy at its finest.

Washington also owned slaves and ran his own plantation too, so he's not off the hook. Madison, the 'uwu small bean' of the fandom, also owned slaves and ran a plantation. So the main people of this entire fiasco are slave-owners. Perfect. But also I've heard Ron Chernow's book on Hamilton, the entire start of the musical, is a bit biased to Ham himself, so...

You could be saying 'but FDRsduckfloaty, Sally is mentioned!' yes. But however, not enough. Not more. It's not even implied more than potentially ONCE what he did, and I'm not sure it ever was! Cabinet battle 3 states it flat-out but it was cut. For your info, Ben Franklin and John Adams are the only two you can really like in the slavery aspect. Ben bought them but let them go for their freedom, and John detested slavery and was against it. Never owned one.

Jefferson did add a slavery clause to the declaration but it was discarded, and he didn't fight half as much as he could have. Maybe he did and since it was the 1700s he didn't have a lot of support, but surely he could've done something like, I don't know, call it out after his terms? Once you're done gaining your second term and out of office, they can't do shit to it or your presidency, since it's over.

So the musical itself has its own problem and the fandom is even worse. It blatantly disregards that a LOT. A hella lot of the amrev fandom + a small part of the ham fandom has called TJeffs out for it but I mean can we please not make shit like Miku Binder Jefferson and act like he wasn't an actual child rapist???

This video does pretty well at it. I will admit the tagline 'America then, told by America now' almost sends shivers down my spine for what it really means. But then again I find men not knowing they'd make it down into the history books for starting the world's global power and the world's economic powerhouse pretty interesting. Doing something big and knowing it's historical, but not that it's going to form a very, VERY large country, where you'll be honored down the road and called a Founding Father of an entire nation? Signing papers and not knowing they're the founding stones of a country and still looked up to today? Intriguing.

But like still fuck Thomas Jefferson lmao

there's a lot more videos on it that dig deep, but the point is, that Hamilton is a good musical with good songs but it's also very... complex, and a bit problematic, Thomas Jefferson is a little bitch, and you should stan 1776 before you ever stan Hamilton. 1776 does not do this. It is much more realistic. 1776 has Benjamin Franklin and that's an immediate win. Be more like a 1776, be less like a Hamilton.

[tvintedspvrkmoved]

hahahah i'm losing my mind ??????

so two very cool things are true right now which are :

- in twelve days my best girl will have existed in some form for an entire year - i'm about to be able to say there are officially HUNDREDS of you here ???? like as in the plural form ??????

neither of these things make any sense to me , but since both are true i figured it would be a good time to do what i guess is a little follow forever type thing. SO. here are some of the people who have helped emma grow and develop and also helped me grow and develop as a person and as a writer 🤍

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@dalphahale : honestly a day one bc i didn't really do very much with emma until around march i think and that's around when we started writing if i'm not mistaken ?? one of the best / most show accurate dereks i've ever come across and one of the best people too !!!! you're an incredible writer and honestly a saint in human form for putting up with me ooc lmao it's an honor to bless your dms every day with the most random and chaotic messages and thoughts and only be a LITTLE bit judged for it 😂 derek and emma are one of the most adorable ships i've ever seen and derek and allison are iconic as well i just think you're the bee's knees okay you're stuck with some form of my chaos indefinitely i fear 🤷‍♀️

@stanfordprepped : jared. JARED. another og and one of my best friends in the rpc. samemma is so unbelievably iconic and i'm so amazed and proud of everything that's come from them and from us writing together and from you in general i'm SO excited about charlotte's development and about samlena and about just all of our dynamics ahhhhh you are so unbelievably strong and talented and you deserve every good thing in the entire world bc the love and respect that you hold for others even on your worst days is so admirable i can't even fathom it sometimes.

@multi-royalty : MADDIE MY BELOVED i ????? owe so much of everything i've accomplished this year to you 😭🙏 you not only pulled me back when i was debating whether or not to even continue writing , but helped to develop some of my most cherished muses and threads and plots and headcanons. you're the sweetest little bean in the entire world and i can't even begin to thank you for everything you've done for and with me and the light that you bring to this community even when you can't see it 🤍

@guiltye : bitch i'll yell FOREVER at and about you are you kidding ????? your writing gives me literal chills and the plots that we have are some of the deepest most complex and incredible dynamics i've ever been a part of. you've been through so much this year and kicked ass until you got to the other side and still managed to help ME through so much too and i'm sure so many others and i just adore you okay i live for all lilly content but especially your ooc posts bc i just think your brain is so neat and i love getting to glimpse into it sometimes you're just incredible 🥹🤍 ps thank u for letting me yell about noah kahan without abandon and getting in ur feelings about him with me lol

@boundforhale // @stilesstylelinski : obviously i had to put y'all together you can't split up the gremlins okay. i love you both so much and i actually can't even begin to describe how much you guys have helped me this year both to be a better writer and to get through so many rough patches irl. i'm still not entirely convinced that australia is real but if it DOES exist i will not rest until i can fly there and we can all meet at a central location and proceed to just implode the whole universe with the sheer chaos and buffoonery. y'all are actually family at this point i don't know what i would do without you fr

@carp3diems : LISTEN HERE BITCH bff bestie angel i love you to pieces and if you ever leave me again i'll riot !!!! you're genuinely one of the coolest people i've ever met and i love all of our dynamics so damn much but what we've created with colbemma is just so insane and incredible and i know i just screamed about this in the dms but i genuinely cannot believe they started out hating each other lmao they're truly iconic and i can't wait to see how they continue to grow and thrive and also how YOU continue to grow and thrive

@redhoodiskra : A. you are an actual ray of sunshine and so incredibly talented and WAY TOO HARD ON YOURSELF and completely amazing and fantastic and i just love you a lot !!!! stiles and emma and the little family they've created make my heart so happy and so do all of our other dynamics !!!! we haven't written much on @westwingsolo yet and we absolutely should change that bc i'm in awe of you and your writing and the creativity you bring to your muses they're both so special and you can 100% see the love you've put into both.

i wish i could write everyone a little message but here are some more lovelies that you should absolutely go follow !!!! a lot of them have other pages with more incredible muses as well 🤍

@fuckmeupindie , @hellgiven , @gunchamber , @ofcrxwns , @escapedfromthevoiid , @ruinedmyself , @goldenboybarracuda , @delicatestm , @sarcasticsnackpack , @fidelissimi , @ofblackskies , @ratkiing , @snnydcys , @flamefallen , @impurc , @clockturned , @r4chelamber , @unbearablyindifferent , @mystictragedies , @conradfish3r , @jimh9334 , @jchnwinchester , @qapsiel , @thornstocutyouwith , @unitcd , @surgcns , @localsalt , @mecwmellc

[straycalamities]

12, 16, 17, 1 for entre 8)

OOO THANK U SO MUCH this is gonna be fun

12. Is your OC self-destructive? In what ways?

ohhhH HO HOHO Yeah

in mainverse he has that whole...icarus thing going on what with his business DESPITE seeing how its gone poorly for other once-lers and seeing the warning signs from his own situation as well

it's also in the whole...substance abuse thing he's got going on. i know i don't show it because i want his main blog to be more relatively Family Friendly, but it's a thing.

in truffula flu it permeates almost everything he is. despite how much he tries to do good and Fix things and Make Up for his Big Mistake, deep down he finds...comfort in the misery. if he's miserable, if things are terrible for him, then that means he's suffering and that's Good because then people can't be mad at him. he's already suffering, isn't that enough? you have to pity him a little bit if he's feeling so visibly terrible. he also just straight up always feels like he deserves everything bad that happens to him, despite if he says its not fair or whatever, he's just whining. he absolutely, in his bones, believes he deserves it

so he keeps that going even if most of the time it really isn't a conscious choice. he doesn't know he's doing it, but he is. he sabotages conversations with others (sometimes whole relationships), he latches onto the Worst Possible Situations and Hypotheticals that his brain feeds him, i mean he does it in a literal way with his (sorry self-harm moment) scratching off the top layers of skin with his nails thing he does, (self-harm moment over) anytime someone hands him a cigarette or alcohol he just takes it

somehow he manages to simultaneously be the guy clawing his way to the top of the hole he's in but also be the guy that's knocking dirt back down on top of him

16. What is your OC's pain tolerance like?

not great to be honest

in mainverse he's a big ol baby about pain

in truffula flu he's been in enough pain to sorta build up more of a tolerance? but it's still not good. However, comma, he is mega stubborn so even if it hurts like ass he's gonna try to do whatever he needs to do and not succumb to it, even if that means crying like a baby and being pathetic just to cope during it

17. What is the worst thing you have put your OC through story-wise?

IS THIS ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO GET ME TO SPILL THE BEANS ON THE RETCON

WELL IT WONT WORK especially not now that i have this New thing planned

but it's definitely that. like official-story-wise. it is That. teehee

1. What memory would your OC rather just forget?

in mainverse i'm not actually sure....he has a bunch of suck-ass memories but for him to just pick ONE to wipe? hmmm...

it's probably something embarrassing as hell he did at an event or something. like those things rich people throw together, he probably got sloshed off his ass and did something really stupid that when he remembers it it makes him want to crawl in a hole and die from embarrassment

in truffula flu..man.. well refer up to 17 for one. LMAO. there's lots of things also that HE did he'd rather forget. like most of the shit he pulled at the hardware store, for instance

i think actually he'd rather forget the stuff HE did to people, though, more than what was done to him. even if he knows it won't undo it, i think that's why. because he can't undo what he's done so he'd rather just not dwell on it. and would rather remember the shit that was done to him because otherwise he's just gonna have all these...Issues and Trauma symptoms and just not remember why the hell he does and that would suck

[sharonisthebettercarter]

y'know what?

i want a 3-way 4-way 3-way??? love tirangle square thing convulated complications drama square telenovela for a the boys au set in a/b/o between omega billy butcher and his three main (possibly all alpha??) suitors<3

becca, hughie and homelander

and i want homelander to be that one shitty super fucking possessive ex who won't go away and keeps literally savin'~<3 ruinin' the boi's life and also knocked him up<3<3<3 which is *why* he won't leave the poor boi alone cause he def fucked up by accusing billy of cheating on him after realizing that mofo actually had his baby--

i want billy bean to be that boss typa omega who's pretty much the same unapologetic bitch he normally is lmao but also leik... i want him to have told vought to fuck the fuck off probably cause homie caught bad bad feelings that made him still care and at least try to send help even when he was being a cunt and billy preformed his own goddamn c-section to cut his own goddamn son out of his own goddamn body, plus battlescar cause yes~<3

and i want becca to have been the alpha (or beta/omega we support our beautiful fantasy bi omega queens~<3<3<3) who stepped up in homie's absence to be there for billy boo and his bouncing baby boy (ryan) and the parent ryan comes to adore more than anything and confides in even when his shit bio dad and trying so hard but not always put together omega mum can't get their shit together and are fighting over and about him (cause she's awesome and deserves to get to live this time)

and homelander is obviously *trying* (is he really tho?? ;)))))))))))) because that's *his* son and billy bean is *his* omega (you goddamn piece of shit homie...) so CLEARLY all these *placeholders*and temporary distractions in billy's life mean NOTHING and he just needs to get him to see the light and come back to his side, OBVIOUSLY. no matter what it takes... NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES--

and billy of course still has feels but most definitely kinda wants to kill him except because ryan he is *trying* to stay CIVIL with the alpha (and quite possibly has sworn off all alphas for good lmao which leans into the other two give or take maybe maybe not being alphas depends how bad homie ruined him for others it for him and how ya want it end mmmmmmmhmmmm~<3<3<3 ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

but anywho becca ends up leaving (either because homie threatens her life or billy tells her to for fear homie might try something or both) and enter hughie~<3

i want hughie to be the new boi toy alpha (or beta/omega) who steps in and steps up after shit hit fan with becca and i want that sweetie to put on his brave face and not back down when homelander shows up (but also still like obviously shitting his pants) so he can be like "THAT'S RYAN'S DAD?!?!?!" but leik poor baby~<3 he *really* likes billy so goddammit he's gonna try and woo him anyhow and homie's like "there's no fucking way billy would choose this poor excuse of a man/alpha over me/at least the other one was attractive" (bonus, if hughie's also an omega so billy can be like "i'm gay~<3" and it makes homie SOOOOOOOO jealous but also super fucking turned on because WHAT?! ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

OOH~<3 ryan can run away when things start to get hectic ending up going to see becca~<3 and since the other two mofos can't get their shit together, hughie's the one who puts the clues together while the useless mofos are still panicking to find out where ryan went

and there's vought being dicks and billy putting down a firm line with the ultomato that if john wants any part of ryan's life he's gonna have to dump that raging capitalist ho and cut her off for good and nobody thinks homie will do it but *GASP* HE ACTUALLY DOES THEN AND--

OOOHHHH~<3 this can go so right and so wrong and all over the place at the same time and i WANT it... goddammit, i'ma probably have to be the one who writes it lmao

BUTT<3

free for anyone else to use explore extrapolate steal from~<3<3<3

bonus points if ryan has a heartfelt convo with his pa about heros and how they're supposed to protect<3 and he actually is the one who gets homie to quit vought after homie prolly tries to kidnap him but maybe even become an actual honest hero cause homie's still an attention whore let's face it LMAO HIS HORRIFIED FACE WHEN STORMFRONT *SUGGESTED* HE FORSAKE HIS STARDOM--

extra EXTRA bonus points if the other two suitors besides homie are omegas and they learn exactly EXACTLY why billy liked this ho so much he accidentally ended up up the duff from him and~<3<3<3<3<3<3

bonus bonus BONUS points if billy *was* homelander's *mistress* (he didn't care and knew BUTT) just adds to the piece a shit + MASSIVE hypocrite~ factor cause homie was constantly like "i'm the world's strongest alpha i can handle more than one omega!!" and he really... *really*~<3<3<3 can not... ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

super extra extra bonus bonus points if hughie ends up being the meanest one~<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

always bonus points for cows... as fucking farm animals and nothing more you goddamn dirty beans--

[imaginespazzi]

PARTTT TENN YAYAYAYAYA

- hi nivi bby your writing has been missed dearly.

- The Bridges Burned Around Us??? i fear im shaking in my boots. apparently ill be flinging myself of bridges not cliffs!

- part two has been sort of reread i went fast because im excited

- poor angie…

- “unlike HER paige” OH MY GODS AWWWWW so why don’t u make it public if she’s “yours” huh

- bruh azzi u could have healthy breathing if u just idk told your friends

- horny fuckers

- haha someone’s in trouubbbbllleee

- i like tessa she’s funny.

- jana my bby

- tessa and jana abt to be menaces together hopefully

- not them basically living together stop that’s so wholesome and cutie pie

- now why are we talking abt who paige’s has slept with azzi…

- RATHER JUMP OUT OF THE CAR IS SO ME CORE

- okay im fearful. is it abt the one year contract and like angie supposedly taking paige’s spot after the year? UGHHHH

- Stephie-bean IS SO ADORABLE

- STOP NOT STEPHIE GETTING JEALOUS 😭😭

- love. okay where is the bridge

- BYE not azzi using her daughter to stop her jealousy

- stephie being a legit mix of azzi and paige makes me so happy

- “do you know if Aunty Chérie is in town?” oh so this girl is a GENIUS

- BYE AZZI BEING A BIT OF A BITCH TO THIS KIDS MOM I LOVE IT

- OMG IS IT DREW??

- FLASHBACK TIME i love these

- awww azzi surprising paige with drew is so adorable

- BYE not the dude trying to flirt and drew stopping it 😭😭

- “you won’t ever hurt my Paigey will you?” yeah so i just died

- OH DAMN HES PISSED.

- trust stephie to make it awkward but also help ease tension

- “I don’t make promises like that kid,” there’s an unspoken accusation as Drew keeps up a smile towards Stephie but his eyes dart for the briefest second towards the two women around him, “but I promise I’ll try.” YEAH IM SCARED There’s a shine of warmth in Drew’s gaze for a second but it flickers away faster than it had appeared and his eyes are cold with flecks of betrayal as he looks at Azzi, “that’s what happens as people get older isn’t it? I wouldn’t look so different to you if you’d been around to see me grow up.” GODDAMN IM CRYING.

- i get why drew is upset with azzi. she was such a big part of his life, but omg ouch.

- the whole uncle drew thing is harming my soul. the day stephie calls paige mom in some way i won’t make it out alive.

- azzi i love u BUT PLEASE STOP OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING BING AND JUST COMMUNICATE WITH PAIGE INSTEAD OF RUINING IT IN YOUR HEAD

- UGHHH THATS THE ENDING WHY DO U END LIKE THAT U EVIL GENIUS OMG

- damn okay. the chapter ate but also the plot just gets building and as previously mentioned i am terrified for the fall.

- questions!! at the end is drew upset with paige too for getting back with azzi or just made upset with azzi leaving to begin with and projecting it onto both of them sort of?

- also like paige being like drew stop and him listening have they talked abt azzi at all since their breakup or is like a we don’t talk abt that kinda deal?

- on a similar drew note im curious as his reaction to paige telling him she’s getting a divorce with ms cunt??? was he like told u so or more symptomatic?

- ALSO OKAYYYY DREW NBA I SEE U!!! question is can he finally beat Paige 1v1

- honestly thinking back on this whole chapter i don’t have a lot of questions more just overall like waiting for everything to unfold

-as always ily!

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Bestieeeee hi <3

- Personally I would love if you could no throw yourself off of anything because I don't want you to die!

- Azzi just likes to make life complicated apparently cause you're so right

- Yep yep yep, it's exactly about that. We all knew that was gonna come back and here we are.

- Stephie knows exactly where to twist the dagger lmao

- Yeah I'm ngl writing the Drew angst has been the saddest I've been writing this fic just cause like he really was just collateral damage and he didn't deserve it

- Drew is mainly mad at Azzi but he's also against the idea of them getting back together because he doesn't trust her to not hurt Paige again.

- LMAO every time you call her Ms. Cunt I giggle but he was definitely just relieved cause he knew Paige's heart wasn't in it.

[kalpasio]

Yo hey! 

New reader here, but I was confused as to why you described kalpas in your fic, “The Chef in the Shitty Kitchen”, as OOC? I might be biased because I love exploring how other sides of characters surface in different scenarios. I feel like it’s our job as a fandom to expand on our blorbos! I’d just like to know your thought process (that was actually my favorite fic, I love domestic kalpas. Imo it’s much better to be a carb addict than an alcoholic—)

On the other hand, thank you for single-handedly keeping the kalpas fan club afloat. I scraped Danbooru for some kalpas content, but in 60% of the pictures he was like 6 pixels in the background.

Moving from genshin to honkai where there’s a severe lack of content almost made me implode, so I’ll try my best to help out! Although I’ve only written two fics, and both times my wrists hurt so bad I had to stop.

They were only 1k words. 💀 

Fellow kalpas lovers, rise up!!! (Sorry for being wordy but I didn’t want to clog up your ask box, you’re probably already in really high demand 😭 )

I think I say he's ooc in all my fics because I'm nervous lmao but that one especially I wrote before the golden courtyard anime came out and it was like entirely made up from brainrot? so I was like this is NOT real kalpas, and I can say it but if someone else said he was ooc I would definitely start arguing lol

I feel like flame chaser kalpas 1) has seen Some Shit, 2) been through Some Shit, and 3) does not have access to a kitchen so his personality is very different than it would have been if honkai hadn't destroyed his life. Golden courtyard kalpas is what I guess he would be like if he had actually gotten a chance to live his life I guess? idk he deserves a little happiness ya know? also domestic kalpas is a bean, change my mind

tbh moving from genshin to honkai and seeing so little content was part of what made me start writing for kalpas? I was like "oh Thoma has no content" because he only had like a couple hundred fics and then kalpas had like. two. and I was SO Mad I swear even if I write for something else if I ever get a chance holy shit I will always come back to Kalpas

my wrist HATES me which is problematic so I completely understand lol I usually end up taking breaks and writing things down on notes so I can come back and elaborate when my hand isn't about to fall off? still makes me sad tho. also 1k words is 1k more words than we had before!!! if you feel comfortable with it I'd love to read your works 🧡!!

asks are unfortunately all I've been doing lately because of school so you don't have to worry about sending any in! tbh my request list is so long because I have some that are literally over 100 days old and I am just dying rn 💀

[pinkprimrose05]

3 choices. Arc V (Fandom) for 2 and 10. Yuri (Character) for 5, 6 and 7. Yuya (character)for 2 and 15. If you take on all 7 of these questions I will tie you upside down and play whale noises until you chill. Take care!

Put that rope away, yes, thank you- aaaand here we go!

2) my three favorite characters and why I love them so much:

I should preface this by thanking you for my most recent microcrisis, AKA the abrupt realization that somehow, somewhere along the line... the Theatre Kid Agenda™ has discreetly overtaken my top 3 list.

Speaking of the list:

1- You thought this would be Yuuya, but as it turns out... it's Yuuya! lol.

I'd go ahead and wax the usual poetry about the layers and symbols and all that jazz, but you've already seen me gush about that several times over, so I'll just focus on the babyboy factor for once instead. Yuuya may not have wet kitten energy even at his angstiest, but he sure is a sunshine bean of debatable genuity, and that's just as adoptable!

Looking at him alone is enough to make me want to offer comfort ok. I'm stuffing him in a blanket burrito and shipping him off to my place for a long, long break and some overdue therapy. We can cope with life together, cry a little, cry a lot, bake sweets to recuperate, melt into happy little puddles after a good treat, and then nerd out about theatrics and play a few duels to test silly strategies! This kid is my Son and he deserves all the best things in the world, so for every bit of pain he goes through I'm giving him a truckload of comfort.

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2- You may have noticed this in ARC-V Month, you may have picked up on it through my sporadic, scattered mentions of the guy, but if not, then here's a fun fact: I have more than one ARC-V blorbo.

Introducing the central piece of a great many of my conflicted thoughts, confused feelings, paradoxical opinions, abrupt perception shifts, and eventual (semi-)begrudging affection that had me questioning my taste in pixels for like a whole year:

...Zarc.

I've known this fucker for 5 years, hated him for a solid 3, and then woke up one winter day in 2023 and realized that oh shit, he managed to land himself a spot in blorbo tier. Is this what people mean when they say a character grew on them? Were my feelings playing the most long-winded joke on my mind for 4 years? Trust me, I don't know. What I do know is that maining his deck was definitely an endearing factor, and so was the 3rd ARC-V watch (this is where I started uncovering most of the easter eggs I know about the show, so perhaps the build-up made me a touch biased over time, but I genuinely found the 136-139 marathon more entertaining than annoying for once. We speak not of 140).

TL;DR: I think the lettuce clown is neat. Past me would have a stroke if I told her I'm a Zarc apologist now tho.

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3- Super Duper Ultra Hyper Extra Mega- ok I'll stop now.

Sawatari is actually the one surprise in this list to me because, huh, I didn't realize how much I liked him over other nearly as cool characters until I put them side by side and pondered who brings me more joy when on-screen. I thought 3rd place would be someone like Yuugo, maybe Serena, but it seems I've taken a spontaneous shine to the banana peel?

(Help how does this keep happening why am I weak to clowns lmao)

See, Shingo's character may be on the simpler side by virtue of being the... designated comic relief, but that simplicity is part of his charm! The mix of charismatic and pathetic aura is a also rare thing, you know- It's not easy to be so cool and cringe at the same time and make it feel natural. That takes skill.

And speaking of skill, Shingo has my respect for always putting up a good fight, even in the games he loses to all sorts of jobber bullshit. He's a genuinely good duelist and a great entertainer, and I love that for him!

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10) how many fics I've read that are set in it (approximately and making exaggerated guesstimates):

Guesstimate: Around a thousand. I've been around the fandom long enough to read all sorts of fics on ff.net and Ao3 (among other sites), and it sure feels like I've seen a lot, looking back.

Actual number: Approximately 600, rounding down. On Ao3 alone. Huh, I was expecting the number to be like, 200, so this is not too far off, actually! Maybe the reason the fic count feels higher than it is because the memorable reads tend to be REALLY long multichapters. Why are these so common in the ARC-V tag, by the way? Is it the allure of crossovers? The canon divergence AUs?

(The answer is both, and a few other factors as well. Good for us, I say! Longfics are a serious test of commitment, and I'm glad to see and follow so many talented and dedicated authors!)

[vladdocs]

Lmao let me jump onto the latest Radu train as well because my heart has just shattered I think. I have always felt quite sorry for him because you know, he goes to a completely foreign country as a smol bean with his big brother and I reckon that it does not matter in what times you live and what you are said to accept the fact that you are doing something important for your country, a kid will always be a kid and it must have been so damn scary. There is also the fact that both Mircea and Vlad were no doubt pretty badass guys while Radu was allegedly more diplomatic and tender, so it must have been even more difficult for him with such badass big bros. And then his big brother and protector (okay, we do not really have evidence of their personal bonds but let me dream of Vlad being the cool and protective older brother lol) is sent back home and leaves him in this foreign country. Your last Ask replies actually made me realise that maybe Radu did not really like the Ottoman life that much but simply had to adjust and adapt (under huge amount of pressure and manipulation I suppose) to somehow survive and try to become something on his own. Maybe even become Mehmed's lover not out of affection but just to live a decent life. Like damn, that is such a tragic life story. Radu deserves better.

The problem is that we normalize those people by our modern standards too much, It's hard to explain this but voivodes weren't like kings or sultans always worrying about their lives and with personal grudges, All that was mattering was the country to be safe and their bloodline to remain on the throne. Vlad it the best example for how a voievod was, He allied with the murder of his family, fought his wars and protected his family to get to the throne, how he said in a letter (I posted it in a previous question) "I forgive them all" which he did, Vlad punished his family murders only when they broke the law and put the country in danger. He could have been a rich high-ranking ottoman and had a life full of carnal pleasure if he stayed in their side, even after the war with him the Ottomans still acknowledge Vlad as one of the best commanders in the world, and he could have EASILY made them switch Radu with him even after 1462. And again, when Matthias "imprisoned" him and gave one of his relatives in marriage, Vlad could have just kick back his feet and relax in a life of luxury but yet he chose by his own will to leave his wife and children and go to war. Let's not even add that Vlad was also alone at the ottomans since he was 3 years old until he turn 7 We modern people simply can't comprehend how someone could so easily give up on sex, unlimited riches, fame and glory just to live a short life as a ruler of a small nation that it is a constant battlefield. So you need to think of Radu as a voievod, someone who doesn't really care about himself or how it treated, if it loved or hated by his family, what matters most for him and us it that if he was a good ruler for the country. We can find that from his documents here: German Romanian

[fluffallamaful]

Nobody realized just how much of a pushover Dream had been early-SMP until Foolish took over.

Dream had basically two rules: no griefing and no stealing. (Characters canonically don’t know about the end, so we’re ignoring that one.) And he barely enforced either of them. Foolish, on the other hand, has a list of rules and very strict punishments for each one. And now everyone gets to confront just how lax the previous “tyrant” had been with them a la Foolish being an ABSOLUTE MONSTER.

- Quackity steals Bad’s stuff for fun, just like he normally does. Dream maybe used to try and talk it out, before he was…uh. Anyway, Foolish shows up and picks the duck hybrid up by the collar of his shirt, forcing him to give everything back to an irate Bad before sitting down and doling out a good thirty minutes of tickles. Quackity begs for mercy at several points, but the rules and their consequences were all marked down fair and square. (Bad is watching with a satisfied grin on his face from nearby. Bout time the man got what he deserved.) (Foolish offers to let Bad, as the wronged party, join in. He steps back and even uses his godly magic to hold him down effortlessly, as if with invisible cuffs. Quackity gets his first real taste of just how torturous demonic claws can be.) (His sides, the soles of his feet, and the backs of his knees are all terrible, but it’s his wings that end up being the worst. So of course it’s where Bad sticks around.)

- Sapnap attempts to burn down Ponk’s lemon tree again. He barely even gets started before Foolish shows up behind him, puts out the fire effortlessly and then pins him to the ground. (For such a fiery, competitive little shit, it turns out Sapnap can’t stand having his tummy tickled. Foolish coos about it being a very cute death spot.) (Foolish nibbles into his ribs for a few minutes. Sapnap is full on sobbing by the end of it.)

- Dream gets stalked a bit for the first few weeks by hunting parties. Then Foolish finds out just as they’re about to catch him. The perpetrators are given the wrecking of their lives.

- Misbehavior is still rampant, even if things are slowly getting better. Foolish starts getting creative.

SOUPIE POOPIE!!!! 😭 tue return of the brotherly foolish au :D

yes it’s not really talked about enough how lenient dream was with his rules when it came down to it. it took quite a fair bit of prodding for him to snap, and it was even after he had explained himself several times

so indeed how incredibly confusing for some of our arrogant little smol bean characters to have someone actually go forth with their ruling

(more belwo)

🦙🦙🦙…

i still constantly think about how you had quackity try to remain defiant against foolish. like purposely breaking the rules just to prove himself, and trying his hardest not to break or give in. and AH bbh as a ler is soooo much fun coz you can imagine how teasy he’d beeeee. and also how he’d be trying to make quackity say things that pressed foolish’s buttons further. like it’s an extra layer of concentration required for quackity to not fall for bbh’s tricks (also my god the nails on the soles 😵‍💫😵‍💫 weeeeeeeee)

and SAPPY!!!! i feel sappy would do the same thing right? like he’d try and defy foolish and hold back his defeat? but then i hardcore hc that with sap he’s just so quick to break and go squeaky with tummy tickles 🥺 it’s such a cute spot for cooing as well. like sap just gets absolutely tormented and he can’t do anything to stop it coz those were simply foolishs rules.

i have the image in my head of sap whimpering out little giggled pleads and foolish doing his “oh reaaally?! that’s crazy. too bad you broke the rules then huh!” also the rib nibbblesssss 😖 or ribbles as i liek to call them :D i also hc sap to have super tickly ribs 😍 just any spot that makes him curl is the one i hc him to have lmao. armadillo boy. pangola.

“creative” you say 👀 where’s you mind going here soupie 👀 how intriguingggggggfggg

🦙🦙🦙…

[atopearth]

Bakumatsu Renka Shinsengumi Part 8 - Saitani Umetaro Route

Out of all the LIs, I think the one who most obviously likes Suzuka is Ume. He always makes time to talk to her, checks up on how she is and how she's going etc, he's a good friend all the time and that makes me happy. It's nice that Ume is straightforward about his feelings, but that straightforwardness just makes Suzuka think he's flirty and joking so it backfires on him haha! I don't blame her, it's hard to take him seriously when he says it so much. One thing I enjoyed is that when Ume helped her out against some ronin, it wasn't because she was incapable of handling them herself but because he cares so much for her that he wanted to protect her, and you can really see that. He can be too much though lmao, sneaking into her room at night is crazy🤣 He really is the best guy when it comes to talking though haha, he does his best to cheer Suzuka up and always makes sure to visit her as much as he can despite how busy he must be, and he's always honest about his feelings. He also makes sure to do fun things and give her whatever new things he gets his hands on, he's basically her boyfriend haha!

It was really sweet when Ume made sure to look after her and even got red bean soup for her when she wasn't drinking at the party and didn't have much of an appetite. I think the fact that he personally went to get food for her was really kind of him. Lmao at Suzuka chasing after Ume to get him to buy dango because he ignored her when he was trying to escape from the Mimawarigumi. He's really spoiled her too much haha. The CG of an embarrassed Suzuka punching Ume is hilarious. He totally deserved that for being a pervert hahaha. I actually feel bad for Suzuka though. She does agree and like Ume's ideals, but she can't betray the Shinsengumi and Lady Teruhime because of the repercussions. At least she properly voiced that she wished that she could go with Ume. It's sad that she regrets not going with Ume and thinks about how much happier she would be beside him. Life is tough when you're tied down by responsibility and human connections.

I didn't expect Oishi to be killed in this route, and I'm sad that in Ume's last moments, all he got to say was to ask for Suzuka's life to be spared. I wanted them to get to talk more. I wanted them to get to share their feelings properly. Now it's just sad. Even though it's revealed that Ume gets to survive, it's kinda sad that he was basically imprisoned for the whole time the war was going on and was only able to escape after everything was over. Considering his ideals and dreams for the future, it's sad that he was powerless and wasn't able to do anything he wanted to do. But it's nice to see that his desire for Japan to adopt foreign things whilst keeping what makes it Japan still remains. His heart was not crushed and I guess we should be happy about that.

Overall, I like Ume but I have to say his route doesn't really hit the right keys for me. Personally, I really enjoyed all the events with him talking with Suzuka, flirting with her, cheering her up and just getting to know her better in general. You could really feel how much he cared and how much he liked her so it was sweet to watch how they both came to enjoy each other's company quite a bit and developed a mutually enjoyable relationship they both wanted to keep even if they didn't put the label of a romantic relationship on it yet. However, I think the route really didn't delve into his background as Sakamoto much at all, and his "death" was quite bland with no impact, and it didn't help that it just kinda ended with, he was stuck somewhere but now he's back and we can live happily ever after lol. It felt like the writers weren't sure what to do after his "death" and what kind of happy ending it should be so in that aspect, the ending was quite disappointing for me even though I enjoyed their romance quite a bit.

[vartouhix]

seven deadly sins meme: do the first three of each!

seven deadly sins headcanons ; accepting

gluttony

what could your muse eat all the time without ever getting tired of it?

Tteokbokki, hands down. The kind that's sweet-and-spicy, and the black bean paste (jjajang) kind. She loves how soft and chewy it is~ But the sweet-and-spicy kind with melted mozzarella cheese especially.

a feast of all your muse's favorite foods is laid out in front of them. what's on the menu?

Honestly? It would look like regular Korean barbecue, with marinated pork belly and lots of side dishes--specifically steamed egg, thinly-sliced pickled white radish, garlic cloves, green onion, soy sauce braised quail eggs, kimchi, seasoned soybean sprouts, seasoned spinach, and marinated raw crab. Tteokbokki, of course, with mozzarella cheese melted in it. There would also be tonkatsu and fried chicken, and desserts! Fruit covered in gooey warm chocolate, cake, and creme brulee!

is your muse the type to leave the last bit of food for someone else, or to take it for themselves before someone else can claim it?

She will leave it for someone else. If no one takes it after quite a bit of time, she'll ask if she can have it.

greed

what does your muse collect, if anything?

She collects pretty journals, pens, and other bujo (bullet journal) materials and stationery. She likes the promise of a blank journal, though she inevitably fills them all up with thoughts, to-do lists, grocery lists, notes for class, poems and haiku, doodles, print-outs of photos, and of course her bujo creations. Jangmi also really likes crystals! Her favorites are labradorite and rainbow moonstone.

is your muse prone to hoarding anything?

Her many journals, for sure. She still has journals from back when she was in middle school that she can't bring herself to give up.

what is your muse's financial situation? what are their financial goals?

She isn't from a well-off family. If anything, they were on the lower side of middle class. As a result, she got used to not really spending much on herself, and thus doesn't really know what to do with the money she gets from being a jujutsu sorcerer. Just uses it on rent, tuition, and daily expenses, mostly. She does treat herself with books and food, though. Her financial goals... are really just to be comfortable. She likes life the way it is right now (well, she could do without the endless studying for law school), and as long as she doesn't have kids of her own, she doesn't think she'll need more money. If she ever met someone that made her want a family, it'd change to wanting to have enough money to keep her kids happy.

wrath

does your muse like to get revenge on those they feel have wronged them?

Not really. She pushed one of her bullies down the stairs with her cursed technique once, and she felt awful about it after. And in cases like where Yuuji was killed at the detention center because of the higher-ups, rather than getting revenge, she just wants to protect the students even more fiercely in response.

how does your muse handle anger? do they have anger issues? how do they manage or vent their anger?

She cries when she's really, really angry lmao. Jangmi does not have anger issues. She's a very patient person, actually. She will vent anger through talking about it until she's all talked out, or by working out. She also journals about her feelings, so there's that, too!

does your muse believe in karma?

Curses remind her of karma--the end result of the negativity inflicted upon others or the self. It's just that with curses, they don't necessarily end up punishing the people who deserve to be. It's odd because she doesn't believe in negative karma where if you do something bad, you'll get your comeuppance later. Would she like things to be that way? Yes. Does she think things are that way? No. She does believe that good people will eventually have good things come to them, even if it takes a long time.

pride

does your muse believe they are the best at everything, even if that belief is unwarranted?

No, not at all. If anything, she believes she's not great at everything, even though the belief is highly unwarranted. Jangmi is actually really competent and capable, but the years and years of bullying have led her to believe she will never be enough.

in what areas might your muse be a little overconfident? are they overconfident in the sense that they don't have the skills to back it up, or in the sense that they do have the skills but they are obnoxious in their confidence?

She doesn't have either problem. Like I mentioned previously, she has confidence issues. Even with things like dance, where she is very good at it, she does not believe she's good enough, so though she has the skills to back up pride, she just does not hold any within her.

does your muse accept responsibility for their actions when they have done something wrong?

Yes, though sometimes, depending on what happened that she's accepting responsibility for, it may take a while for her to do so.

sloth

on what day(s) does your muse feel most lazy? at a specific time of day, or all day?

Jangmi is actually a very busy person and very rarely finds herself being lazy. So not necessarily on a specific day or time of day, but there is a specific situation in which she feels lazy: after sex. She just wants to cuddle and close her eyes and listen to the other person's breathing. Other than that time, I guess you could consider the first hour after she wakes up as "lazy," because she doesn't get straight up and get to her morning routine. Lying in bed scrolling through social media for an hour is the start of her morning routine, so she can wake up fully. She wouldn't call the scrolling through social media that she does at night "lazy" because it's for a purpose--to wait until she gets tired enough to fall asleep.

is your muse prone to procrastination?

No. With her schedule as it is, she has no room for procrastination. Her papers are always done a week before the deadline. She starts studying for exams a month beforehand. She exercises at least four times a week, for an hour or two each time.

what chores/responsibilities does your muse avoid doing at all costs?

None. As much as she hates separating the recyclables, taking the trash out, and cleaning up after cooking, she knows her place would become cluttered and, frankly, stinky if she doesn't do it in a timely manner. So she just deals with it lol.

envy

does your muse get jealous easily, or does it take a lot for them to feel it?

She is pretty patient, so she doesn't get riled up easily in general, but I guess it's a matter of what's going on. See the answer below for more details.

what kinds of things does your muse get jealous about?

She only really gets jealous in relationships. If someone came up to her partner and started hitting on them, she'd probably just stare at them. Not out of amusement or hostility, just kind of getting lost in thought wondering if it's really not obvious that she and her partner are together. So not at the point of jealousy just yet. Now if that person started getting touchy and her partner didn't do anything to stop it? She'd start getting jealous. Her jealousy is quiet and self-deprecating. She withdraws into her negative thoughts, wondering if she's not good enough.

does your muse compare themselves to others often? if so, how does it affect them?

Yes, she does. Her bullies from her youth were constantly making comparisons between her and themselves in order to make themselves feel better, and their tendency to compare passed onto her. She is constantly comparing herself to others, which is why she does not follow people on social media that she doesn't actually know. She doesn't want to be comparing the highlight reels of strangers' and acquaintances' lives to her life. In some ways it's a motivator; she always strives to better herself so she can 'catch up'... but in other ways, it just hurts.

lust

is your muse sexually active? if so, how often do they have sex? how many partners do they typically have at one time? if not, why not?

Yes! Sex with yourself is still being sexually active, right? Lmao. She's kind of the type to only sleep with someone if she knows them and trusts them, so unless she has someone in her life willing to sleep with her, she's taking care of business herself. Not a one-night-stand girlie. It just doesn't feel as good when there's no emotional connection to some degree. As for partners... she only has verses where she's with one person at a time, but I could see her in a polyamorous relationship if all the details worked out just right! Probably not more than three people, though. Oh, on that note... if her partner wanted to watch her get fucked by someone else, she'd at least try it. It wouldn't have to be someone she knows and trusts, in that case, because she trusts her partner and knows that they won't let anything bad happen.

what is your muse's sexuality? if asexual, are they sex favorable, sex indifferent, or sex repulsed?

She is pansexual! Also demisexual? If I'm understanding it correctly, I think so. She needs some form of emotional connection before she'll consider having sex with anyone.

is your muse vanilla, or are they kinky? if kinky, what are their top three kinks, and why do they like them? if vanilla, what position(s) does your muse have sex in?

She's... decently kinky. Her top three are breeding, praise kink, and size kink, in that order. I explained the why over on the post I just linked. :3 I feel like praise kink doesn't really need much of an explanation. ...Oh God I just hurt my heart thinking about how she grew up ridiculed and is starved for praise. D:

[elevatormusic]

my first reactions with zero context: only friends ep 5

GAAAAAY oh

are we getting a sand pov episode now!!!

damn this mans life was fantastic until he met ray

oh that dude is worse than ray

get his ass queen

sand constantly saving this man huh

he said i’m dumb in the morning sorry

coffee is gross

maybe just a suggestion stop getting drunk all the time

he’s a whiny hungover

why would he say that😭

oh.

lmao dog you gotta stop forgetting you have a roommate now

nick’s just happy for sand

neither does he babe

again? has he just been staying at sand’s now?

sand is actually such a good influence on ray. ray’s gonna do him dirty isn’t he?

why’d they do nick like that

he already was smiling my guy

hold on what the fuck even is this project anymore

it’s funny that mew was like my requirements is guy has to like my friends and he lets top openly talk shit about ray??? i say this again: ray shouldn’t have mew in his life

my theory: mew is gonna be the actual worst person in this show out of all of them watch (his innocent shit is just a little too sus to me)

idk what to tell them that was his fault he got ran over😭

holy shit i’m not used to him without glasses

me 🤝🏼 ray = wearing the same exact outfit

he lowkey is kinda whipped for him rn

baby boy he isn’t making you ride with him lmao

stop those helmets look so dumb. why couldn’t they get them better ones

he looks terrified lmao

he really picked the ugliest yellow he could find

love this for sand. he’s having way too much fun

he’s really doing this behind a tiny curtain

that shirt is way too small for him tho

stooooop y’all are in public

there’s no way he’s fixing them like that

it’s unfortunate they would be such a cute couple

boy that’s a relationship. you want a relationship

top’s face is so funny

why’d you even go there then?

he lowkey looks a bit jealous

oh he got the shirt!!

the way ray put his full attention back to sand as soon as he came back

my girl said i understand

top has slept with every guest character hasn’t he

okay come on it is not that dark lmao

i was waiting for coachella lmao

what is happening lmao

awe it’s his birthday how cute

is he not going to eat the cake tho?

stop i can’t stand him

you’re asking the wrong person

lmao we think alike

he just threw him under the bus

you’re birthday is tomorrow tho

why tf did he call his friend to tell him that lmao

at least they’re all about safe sex

huh????

at this point sand got him another roommate

obsessed with his mom

oh we’re going back to this now

just like he’s about to do

lmaoo

bullshit

sand you’re really screwed my guy

those four are kinda great together

he called him a dog lmaoo

oh no. sand you gotta get outta there

he really did that huh

just when boston was bearable

is nick about to spill the beans?

i mean bc you’re a dick

not a single one of them are gonna be friends anymore i swear

but i mean he was right

protect your heart king

i beg of you to keep your distance you deserve better

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

ITS OKAY!!! i also died last night so its only fair. and yes!! he does treat us well hes very sweet hefeh and he is!!! cute!!!!!! the fighting part remains to be seen but so far hes just sweet and gentle and nice!!!!!!

abm subjects can kiss my ass i hate them BUT THEYRE MOSTLY DONE NOW AND IM MOSTLY STUDYING FOR HUMANITIES!!! hehehe buff virtue. buff virtue to go all beneviolen on their asses real

Good he can live,,,, for now,,,, ah I'm happy for you! Y'all are good beans and deserve only the best okay never stand for disrespect 😙

Okay fuck humanities crush those finals and then hang out here lmao

Watch it buffchu will be in their nightmares if needed

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