#bea the dog

[thornedarrow]

keep it in your pocket

[deprivedmusicaljunkie]

nobody:

hozier when faced with a small animal: ☹️

[thewhumpening-thesequel]

Whumpee silently patrols Whumper's property, a muzzle tight on their face. It itches underneath the straps but Whumpee isn't allowed to touch it. They've been stripped of their humanity, as if never human in the first place. Whumpee trotted like a well-trained dog, alert for intruders.

A thick shock collar encircles their neck, pinching the skin around the clip. Squeezing their throat like a consistent reminder of their entrapment. It took years for Whumpee to become like this, an aggressive guard dog that could be left unsupervised for weeks without any attempt to run.

Whumper would always tell they how well they did, even letting them inside for a couple of hours if they caught a trespasser. Early on, Whumpee wasn't appreciative of that. It took them being left tied to a stake in an uncovered part of the property for a whole year for them to learn that lesson.

They were not a pet, they were not an art piece, they were not meant to be loved or given luxury. Yet, Whumper would give them scratches on the top of their head, stroke their cheeks and praise them. They gave them sweets, once in a while, treated them like a thing to be cared for and not a tool.

Whumpee's feet are rough and cut up, freckles fleck their skin, and their hair bleached by the sun. Dirt clings to their skin, gravel dust colouring the ends of their limbs. Scars litter their skin like little reminders of their failures and slights.

They curl up under the house's porch, some nights. Right at the edge, so they can watch from someplace covered. Whumpee looks up at the stars. Those little lights, twinkling up in the sky, oh so free, call to them. And, yet, Whumpee knows they'll never reach the sky. They'll go with the ashy dust, settling into a random corner, trapped.

One day, there's a trespasser. However, this one seems... familiar. It bugs Whumpee but they push past it. It's not their job to think about things like that, it's their job to protect their master and their property. Whumpee growls, ignoring the person's worried and confused facial expression.

Caretaker didn't recognize Whumpee when they first saw them. It's like an animal had taken over Whumpee's body. The sounds they were making nothing short of animalistic. Caretaker stumbled back when the other lunged. Their eyes glance to the deck, where Whumper stands with a smug grin.

[twomontis]

Little sunshine ☀️🌻

[old artwork]

[sulfur1c-4cid]

gay people. you agree

[zip-toonz]

Don't try so hard to be something you're not. Just be yourself, Show everyone the real Storm E.

CrackShip that ended up cuter than I anticipated...Oops

[beabopped]

when you (22) (male) confess to your boycrush of all time and he kills you

[robinminustherichard]

Which Bea the Dog are you today?

[lifemod17]

sometimes love is you, the creator of the monster mash, a ten-foot tall penguin, a smoking dog, and a horse that you keep in a box backstage 🤷🏻‍♀️

No because I love his mind, I wanna dissect his brain and put it under a microscope cuz BESTIE WHAT WAS HE ON ABOUT. He was so quick with it too like "dream stage?" and he went "BET!!!"

Also I love the part where he was explaining the penguin and how it's actually supposed to be 10ft tall, he was gonna say that it's not just 3 people in a trenchcoat but he stopped himself ����💀💀

Honorable mention and filed under: 'Hozier being so relatable and funny' was his 3 steps to calming down being:

Drink lots of caffeine

Sit and ruminate a lot

Hyperventilate

[gummmy]

[thornedarrow]

like falling asleep

[vale-var]

I think I need more fics where Giyuu is more antagonistic, or where they make Giyuu like some kind of Yandere, but I think a yandere Giyuu would fit in a AU or sbgy fic, let's be honest guys Giyuu could become yandere for Sabito if you think about it...

[mankind-bea-vigilant]

Got tired of not having a collar so I made my own

[breadsoup00]

This joke can apply to everyone in BSD actually (long post)

(PM version) (Guild version) (RITHOD, DOA, shibusawa, hunting dogs version)

[twomontis]

SHE LIVES!!! I’ve been wanting to give Bea a new ref and a lil redesign for a while, I couldn’t be happier with how this ended up

I’ve made her in 2017 and am still so in love with this character, hope yall like her as much as I do!!

[sulfur1c-4cid]