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Kinktober day ten: squirting with Marco
warning: squirting, doctors (duh), kinda sadistic marco?? how did that happen???
note: yes, i know about the whole "squirt is basically just pee🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️" debate, but for the sake of this one shot JUST PRETEND IT'S CUM OKAY THATS WHAT ME AND LIKE 80% OF PEOPLE THINK IT IS does anybody have an actual answer though or is it all just "we think"?
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Marco knew what he was doing, pressing down on that extra spongy spot inside of you that had your eyes rolling back, drool seeping from the corners of your gaping lips as you moaned.
"Mmhmm, good job, yoi," He praised, pistoning his fingers in and out of your tight little cunt, curling them perfectly every time. He pushed at the hood of your clit and rubbed soothing circles to the tiny nerve, and with the way hot tears were already rolling down your burning cheeks, you almost wished he hadn't. But he was a doctor, one highly skilled in pretty much all departments, and with as many books about woman's anatomy as he had laying around his office, he knew how to turn your body against yourslef.
"You know what I'm doing, beautiful?" He asked lowly, that lazy smirk ever present on his face while he hovered over you and slowly pumped his fingers, still playing idly with your clit. "I'm makin' you squirt. Never seen you do it before, and I'm just wonderin' what'll happen when you do."
He's a smart man. He knows you're embarrassed, frantically clamping your thighs together around his large hand in an effort to hold back the feeling that you were about to burst. You'd been wondering why the buildup for your climax felt different this time, but you head had been to cotton-stuffed to pick up on it until now.
"Nu uh, spread 'em for me, gorgeous, keep 'em wide, yoi," Marco purred, using his free hand to pry your thighs apart and push you left thigh down to the bed with his hand on your knee. The tears flowed quicker, and he chuckled at the sight, pressing his grin to your cheeks as he kissed away the tracks your pathetic cries left down your face. "Shh, shh, I got you, just let go." And you did, as much as you tried to hold it back. You cried as you finally felt the coil burning a hole into your stomach snap, pussy convulsing around his fingers in rapid flutters and clamps, thankful for how your eyes closed— you couldn't bare to see how much you came.
Marco saw it though. Soaked in the sight of how you fucking gushed, splashing a clear liquid against his forearm and all the way his shoulder, soaking the sheets in the prosses as you arched your back and angled your hips for more. His grin was wider than ever, looking just a little surprised at how big the puddle you gave him was, but fuck- "Do it again, yoi," He groaned, hunching forward to hover over you completely. He pressed forward, grinding the heal of his palm into your clit as he watched your entrance quiver around his fingers in tandem with how your pretty lashes gave a flutter, making that sweet little mewl that had his cock throbbing and aching for a chance to nestle as deep as his fingers were.
Oh god, you shouldn't have let yourself do that. The doctor above you, who you knew as lazy and gentle and flirty, looked feral. Like he wanted to eat you alive, or more accurately, make you squirt again and again till all you could give him was a pathetic little trickle.
He seemed to notice the slight panic in your eyes, because he soothed you with that charming chuckle, pressing a gentle kiss to your hairline as he grinded his digits into your cunt, beginning a slow pace consisting of curling and uncurling his painfully long fingers.
"Don't worry, yoi, it won't hurt," He reassured you, but that look in his eye made you wonder if, for once, he was lying. "It'll feel so good, and I know how much you like to feel good. Gonna keep you squirting all night, pretty, you'll love it."
#one piece#one piece smut#one piece x reader#marco the phoenix#one piece marco#marco the phoenix x reader#marco the phoenix x you#whitebeard pirates marco#marco x reader#marco x you#kinktober#kintober day 10#not proofread read at your own risk
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The Rocky Port incident...
...turned out to be another instance of Law meticulously crafting a plan only to shoot himself in the foot, then forming an emergency alliance and somehow turning the tide in his favor. That's incredibly consistent 😭
But now everything makes more sense. It seems Law's intended bargaining chip for becoming a Shichibukai was to hand over a Poneglyph/rubbings to the World Government, and he was accepted not because he submitted 100 hearts of random pirates, but primarily because he played a key role in taking down Ochoku and saving some VIP royalties (also for securing the Poneglyph, I suppose).
According to the translation we have in hand rn, the name of the vessel Law hijacked was "Rocky Port". We know there's a port in Hachinosu with the same name. Maybe it was named after the ship after this incident? (edit: it seems it'd always been a ship and not a port, so, nevermind lol)
But what "important" Poneglyph was there, anyway?
I don't think it's the missing Road Poneglyph. Probably a Rio Poneglyph protected by the resident pirates. I wonder if Law was originally looking for the Road Poneglyph possessed by the man marked by flame, but then changed his target. Curious that he didn't know two of the Road Poneglyphs are possessed by pirates, let alone Kaidou and Linlin..
The chaos that broke out was not part of Law's plan, he was lucky that Blackbeard arrived to join the fun, and they could come to an agreement. Koby, on the other hand, was probably the only marine who agreed to work with the pirates, and thus was able to save the most number of innocent 'Rocky Port' passengers.
I'm pretty sure it was Law who proposed the alliance. Scoring cookie points aside, his conscience surely kicked in. It wasn't his style to drag a ship of innocent civilians to a devil's nest, so he offered to form a pact with the marines to reduce casualty. Without his presence that buffered both sides, a three way alliance wouldn't have been possible.
I had a hunch that Blackbeard and Law might have worked together for some time. But why did Blackbeard need to work with Law? Was Ochoku that strong?
It seems Law didn't know Blackbeard could use two fruits at once (during their flight at Winner island), so Blackbeard likely didn't go all out. Possibly it was of Blackbeard's best interest to secure his victory without greatly damaging the island that he was soon going to rule, so he decided to follow Law's plan. He likely invited Law to his crew too, similar to Kuzan.
In retrospect, it makes sense as to why the alliance with the Straw hats puzzled Law so much, it wasn't because he didn't expect the chaos but because it was entirely different from his previous experience.
I didn't expect the main story the dive deep into Rocky Port incident, it was only a matter of time until we got a short summary. There's enough meat to it to extend it into a short comic, and there's plenty of time in future.
For now, I'm looking forward to the Japanese fanworks flood on Monday 🍿
#trafalgar law#remembering how smug he looked when the marines were talking about rocky port incident 😭 my guy you blew up your own plan so badly#any keikaku* from law has to go wrong in some way#*keikaku means plan#law not beating 'alliance merchant' allegations#not now. not ever#he's gonna appear and form another pact it's only a matter of time#one piece koby#monkey d. luffy#marshall d. teach#blackbeard pirates#heart pirates#I don't think they were with him through#trafalgar d. water law#one piece meta#one piece theory#kaido one piece#big mom#one piece manga#one piece#mine
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If the bad kids played Minecraft
Gorgug: redstone builder my guy loves making rollercoasters and security systems and anything redstone for the others, loves the enchantment table and fights monsters purely for xp, has a little farm of rainbow sheep and flowers, his workshop looks like a flower (Fabian may or may not have made it he just came to the joint world and found it there one day)
Fabian: achievement maniac he must prove that he is the best at the game, loves all the fortresses and like the raids and all of that, fights any monster he sees and brings the spoils back to Adaine for her building, hoards all the gold and diamonds he finds and refuses to share, once killed a piglin on accident and had to give all of his gold to Fig, main person who finds and downloads mods for everyone (he has the nicest computer after all), has a list of which person got one mod after everyone started fighting about who requested a shaders mod that just makes everything look really pretty but also insanely slows everyone’s fps (it was Gorgug he liked how it looked)
Fig: trying to make and collect everything she physically can and if she can’t she will find a way, has about a million mods installed because why not (her personal world is like 4 fps), “rules the nether” (Adaine turned a fortress into a castle for her and she only trades with piglins), has at least one cd playing at any time and tries to start a campaign for one of her songs to become an official cd (it almost works)
Riz: automates everything and anything he can, just does insane experiments for funsies, has a gang of iron golems and a village that he rules with an iron fist (is very offended that fig refuses to trade with his villagers, has waged war on the nether multiple times but Fabian (his “knight”) and Gorgug (Figs “knight”) refuse to fight each other), Kristen is banned because she keeps trying to start a rebellion
Adaine: the builderrr girlie likes her games on peaceful and her structures luxurious, she made a castle for all of her friends in her joint world (even if Fig and Riz usually sleep in their kingdoms), does not know how to fight in the slightest so she just enlists Fabian and Gorgug (Riz makes her pay to enlist Fabian in tnt no Adaine he is not making another nuke what are you talking about), genuinely a good archer but freaks out anytime she sees a monster and becomes instantly useless so she mainly uses it for hunting purposes
Kristen: loves mining, also has a million pets like if she can find a way to make it a pet she will (she once tamed a polar bear nobody knows how), her room in Adaine’s castle is in the basement with little mining carts that Gorgug made her that go throughout basically their whole world, runs as fast as she can away from any Warden chamber (she cannot fight), has an army of snowmen in a cage, technically has a fee for being the blacksmith of the group but forgets every time, has a White House built somewhere in the world after the school election
Bonus!
Ayda: Crafts books so she can write in them, lives in Figs castle in another room than Fig (for the drama, according to Fig)(“the fans will love it!” “My love who are you talking about nobody is watching us” “excuse you my tumble audience is very much enjoying our live-blogged tragic love” “my paramour we are literal blocks”), rotates between living there and living in the tallest tower in Adaine’s castle, is fascinated by Gorgugs inventions
Ragh: Fighter, insists on only using his bare fists, drinks any potion he finds, is the only person willing to go on raids with Fabian and Gorgug, figured out a way to play bloodrush in game, loves elytra’s, lives in a dirt hut that is big enough for him to stand in next to a bed and nothing else, Adaine built him a room (that looks like a gym) in her castle but he prefers dirt hut
Aelwyn: Only on there for the cats, steals Kristen’s cats any chance she gets, surprisingly really good at fighting but refuses to fight unless absolutely necessary, has one mod on for herself and it’s the shapeshifting mod (no clue if that’s a mod or part of a game mode) so she can prank Adaine anytime she wants, loves making tnt even if she doesn’t use it (“the goblin uses it in funny ways” “Aelwyn he is exploding a village” “like I said funny”), fucking hates goats and polar bears for no reason
#this was not meant to be this long#originally this was supposed to be just their playstyles (like the builder and the miner)#it morphed into this#fun fact: Gorgug lives in a wizard tower that is a block shorter than Aydas (Fig added the block)#Fabian has a pirate ship house attached to the castle with its own docks that he goes fishing off of#Figs room in the castle is just a bed floating above a lava pit that has a parkour course to get to it#(Adaine makes her put everything in a chest before doing it)#and Riz’s room is just covered in wool and beds and chests (Adaine still manages to make it look good)#kristen has a sign above the elevator (that Gorgug made) to her room that just says Mr President#autism (mads) speaks#fantasy high#dimension 20#fhjy#d20#fantasy high junior year#d20 fantasy high#d20 fh#dimension 20 fantasy high#kristen applebees#riz gukgak#fabian seacaster#fabian aramais seacaster#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#aelwyn abernant#ayda aguefort#fig faeth#ragh barkrock#your honor I love them#the bad kids
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Mf with academic validation issues who grew up in an emotionally neglectful family gets 1 compliment once
Save my boy Deuce 🩵🩵🩵
#one piece#masked deuce#marco the phoenix#whitebeard pirates#ace novel#one piece fancomic#many ppl (including myself) find it strange how quick Deu was to accept the Whitebeards since it seems very out of character for him#now I still think it is out of character buuut#imagine you’ve been torn down socially by your bother your whole life#and your parents wanted for both of you to be doctors but he was a protogy and you were just okay#so you were torn into by all of them for that#and ran away because of it#and now you’ve been the makeshift doctor on a pirate crew for around a year. you’re having the best time but you still doubt your own skill#and then your captain gets kidnapped and you go after him#but you get kidnapped too. and you are put to work in the infirmary under one of the best doctors in the world#and then he compliments your work and he’s apparently hes a professional older brother and wants to mentor you and and and uhhhhhg#anyway Deuce’s lil sarcasm shell is very fragile and I feel like one genuine compliment could make him break down#one piece fanart#my art#op deuce#one piece deuce#marco one piece#haruta one piece#novel ace#ace novel one piece#one piece comic#digital fanart#digital sketch#art#yapping in tags
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Happy fuck you and fuck your train friday everyone.
I made a train gif for the occasion.
#the mechanisms#the mechs#@chaotic man named oliver#gay immortal space pirate band my beloved<3#them🧡#digital art#own art#the mechanisms art#fuck you and fuck your train friday
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i rather not do scalding hot takes like these on twitter but no, a show not preforming well doesn't give you an excuse to remove your own original show off your own damn platform. you already cancelled it and now you make it lost media??? are you kidding me????
#if your own fucking streaming service is not a good archive for your own shows then no shit people pirate things#its quite literally the only way things don’t become lost media#worf opens their big mouth#battle kitty#netflix#20#30#50
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to complement this post
I think the red hair pirates would be obsessed with S-Hawk too! Especially the main group who've known Mihawk through his teenage marine hunting phase.
Benn would know they are walking on thin ice but look at him! He’s a little baby Mihawk! Look at his little uniform shirt tucked into his little shorts. Every angry and threatening expression s-hawk could make would mean nothing to a crew that has seen the real thing live and in color. It would just be adorable like look at his little frown! His glare! The threat of disembodiment in his eyes! Adorable
Mihawk is very uncomfortable with how much the red hair pirates fawn over and adore what is essentially a manufactured baby him. But yet also somehow touched? By it. He’ll kill everyone and then himself before he admits it tho
Yasopp, who actually did know a shorter 19 year old Mihawk, would ask him if he was that adorable but tiny (still can't comprehend that the seraphim are infact giant) as a child and if he had any pictures, and Mihawk almost takes his head.
#Mishanks#something about people being kind to the younger version of yourself when you haven’t known much kindness#I think it’s also a-hawk has his exact temperament maybe even worse cause he doesn’t even really speak#but they like him because of that not inspire of it which means they’ll probably like him too if he’ll let them.#little does he know they already do and lucky roux yasopp and Benn adore him#benn would have to repeatedly explain that that is a murder robot and not a baby bird#I think they should by whatever miracle find pictures of an actual baby mihawk and they hang it on the fridge next to Luffy's wanted poster#throwing thoughts to the void#I do like desperately need S-Hawk and Mihawk to meet#I hope they do because I’m so interested in how the warlords would react to that#like there’s a younger version of you that was created without your knowledge or permission#it’s essentially a mirror to your childhood that suffers all on it own and you’re told it has no autonomy#but you can see the hints of a personality they are trying to suppress#red hair#red hair shanks#red haired shanks#red hair pirates#red haired pirates#dracule mihawk#hawkeye mihawk#akataka#mihawk x shanks#seraphim#one piece seraphim#one piece memes#one piece funny#op#one piece#shitposting#s hawk
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Time for some swimming lessons!
@sonicmarinermay Day 28: Chao
#MarinerMay#When your own child is better at swimming than you#sth#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#digital art#shadow the hedgehog#art#artists on tumblr#sonadow#procreate#pirate au#au#sonic au#pirate sonadow#pirate sonic#my art
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If you play your cards right in Choose Your Own Adventure: Reunion!, you can let them snuggle 💕
twitter | instagram | prints | ko-fi ❤️
#ofmd#ourflagmeansdeath#ourflagmeansdeathfanart#ofmdfanart#blackbeard#edwardteach#gentleman pirate#stede bonnet#gentlebeard#edstede#CYOAReunion#CYOA#choose your own adventure#interactive fanfiction#interactive story#evie.ofmd
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Streaming Platforms: Please don't pirate our shows🥺 thats illegal🥺 you're not supporting us🥺 we need the money🥺
Also streaming platforms: *Removes their most successful and popular animated shows which were probably the only reason you got the platform and now there's literally no legal way to watch the shows you want*
#cartoons#piracy#streaming#streaming platforms#hbo max#warner bros#when I catch you warner brothers#when i catch you max executives#removing your most successful and popular shows from your streaming platform is definitely a choice#pirating isnt stealing if paying isnt owning
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4am posting of pirate au fornax's handsome face before i scramble off to bed
#fornax#au roe#pirate au#chefs kiss to the shaders that make her eyes/markings pop and don't wash out their skin#i didn't see her all day/night until like 3 hours ago and i was wailing for my butch fix. my daily serotonin#i have 2 poses in an ask scheduled for later and then i gotta do another (it's the size difference stuff tehe)#fun fact she's VERY mean and nasty in this au. rude mf. do not look at them. perceive at your own risk. they maim and bite on sight
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Guard your heart and steel your nerve when you hear the siren’s song
#continuing my devil’s carnival/ghost agenda#is it weird to be in love with your own drawing?#cause goddd I’m happy with Rain’s face here#the makeup and colors and expression turned out great#I had no idea how much I missed pirate aesthetics#the band ghost#my art#rain ghoul#nameless ghouls#siren!rain#pirate!rain#ghost band#Spotify
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[blows a kiss out to sea] for the Mighty Nein pirates arc
#I'm!! I have so many thoughts about why this arc is SO GOOD#But the short version is like#It is an arc about Fjord and identity and power and self and agency as he faces the truth of his patron and faces a rival warlock#But it is ALSO about Fjord grappling with those things bc he is ALSO processing grief and sadness and a search for direction and purpose#and grappling with disappointing disillusionment in how the world and people in your life (including maybe yourself) isn't what you thought#and about coming to resolve he has the agency and strength to not allow these things to deter him from purpose and place in the world.#And—this is why this is a PHENOMENAL arc—so is the rest of the Nein. Individually and as a group.#All of them are grappling with feelings of grief and sadness and disappointment and directionlessness and helplessness#just the grand malaise and relentless shapelessness of what living often is#They also as individuals and as a group together also find that resolve and strength to carry on and find self and purpose and direction#They all begin to process the very same things in their own lives and in their shared experience as The Nein. Simultaneously and together.#It's an arc about Fjord and self and agency in the face of disappointment and grief and disillusionment.#It's an arc about the Nein—individually and as a whole—and self and agency in the face of disappointment and grief and disillusionment.#It's SUCH a strong arc bc ALL of them are taking the same internal journey—structured around Fjord's very externalized version of it.#And it's got incredible vibes (pirate warlocks of a leviathan!) and some GREAT set pieces. And every NPC in the arc is iconic as is Twiggy.#Anyway. In my feelings about this arc. I said this is the short version and yet.#Critical Role things#CR meta
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The one thing I am mad about, with Our Flag Means Death being cancelled, is that we missed out on anyone making the most obvious joke of the entire series.
The Revenge washes ashore on a Remote Island after a wild lightning storm, or some shit.
Stede: There's no need to bow, friends - we are but pirates!
Wee John: Did he just call us butt-pirates?
Frenchie: Rude
Lucius, at Pete: Damn right, we're butt-pirates.
Pete: You're my cute little butt-pirate...
Jim: [Draws blade] Hey. Speak for yourself.
Archie: [Optimistically] Ehhh, I dunno. I'd go for anything once. Like this time when I was in a butt cult and --
Olu: ... [software failure]
Buttons: Ye cannae. moonbathe. in. yer troos!
Roach, to Fang: ...so, then I like to take the meat, and really RAM it in, ay? Like get it really stuffed in there... [holds up goose]
Ed: [Wistfully] Yeah... yeah, y'know I guess we are butt-pirates.
Izzy: [INTERNAL SCREAMING]
#our flag means death#ofmd#butt-pirates#stede bonnet#blackbeard#edward teach#lucius spriggs#black pete#jim jimenez#archie ofmd#oluwande boodhari#roach ofmd#fang ofmd#izzy hands#wee john feeney#frenchie ofmd#butt jokes#gifs borrowes for comedy purposes#pick your own izzy gif
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pirates of the caribbean + firelight
#pirates of the caribbean#potcedit#disneyedit#filmedit#will turner#elizabeth swann#james norrington#weatherby swann#and beckett's back and hands :)#it's about the inherent dramatic contrast that fire creates#it's about faces half cast in shadow and conversations that can't be held in the light of day#that's what it's always been about your honor#it's also about hurting your own feelings making a gifset. somehow#*userbolt#gif: potc#notes
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#pirates of the caribbean#jack sparrow#james norrington#sparrington#potcedit#Jack's words from AWE used for his own situation#Jackie you're a great willabeth supporter but please do something for yourself and your repressed Jamie#grab him#tell him#kiss him#show him he's wanted#take him away from his toxic world#take him with you#sail somewhere nice together#have your happy piratey adventures
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