#be thirsty but be respectful is really all i wanna say

[wanderer-of-light]

Okay, here’s more of Vastha’s little vacation after the tourney!! Putting it under a cut bc he is (more obviously) topless <3

Vastha [he/they]

[getmeoutofhell]

could you do slasher house with a reader who’s a vampire :33 like which slasher would let them feed on them and etc etc 🧛🏻‍♂️🩸

Reader being a vampire in the Horror House headcanons!

being a vampire in a house full of evil spirited murders is something you don’t think of. as you arrive at the place, the slashers act like you’re one of them. well i mean, in some way you are right?

now, let’s talk about who would let you feed on them.

well, i know for a fact freddy would definitely let you feed on him, i think. maybe in dream world only tho, because you know he’s useless in real life. in the real world he’s all like “you ain’t sucking my veins, vampie!” but in dream world he’ll say something like “drink me baby!” or something like that.

as for some of the others, not a chance. more specifically micheal is saying hell no. 😂

if you’re out hunting or whatever, one of the slashers will be there with you. they like when the get the victim close to death, and then you step in and finish them off by taking their blood.

back to freddy he may find you attractive for being a blood thirsty creature. although aren’t they all blood thirsty? 🤔

anyway, you’ll have fun in the house. sometimes jason will let you drink his victims blood, he’s so sweet you just can’t help but love him.

hannibal knows that you don’t like garlic, so when he makes your plate of food, he won’t put none on there. sometimes if he pre seasons his food, he’ll let you know that there’s gonna he garlic in it. he’s a respectful human isn’t he? :)

patrick couldn’t give less of a fuck. i’m lying he is now more freaked out and worried you might try and steal his blood. so when he sees you, he immediately runs the opposite direction. you’re slight offended. he doesn’t wanna look like a raisin, what can i say?

oh yeah let’s talk about the sun light. you, valak, and malthus hate that shit. don’t worry, you won’t really be around it, since you know you’re not the only one who hates it. the floor their on is pretty dark, so that’s good.

as for the rest of them, they’re fine with you being a vampire. once they get to know you they fuck with your vibe.

the ghostface group think you being a blood sucking physco is awesome! going into more detail mickey alteri is gonna try to smash. that’s up to you if you let him 😂👏

[austinsastrology8991]

> Mars in Houses < How you fight demons by becoming more demony ANd where others thirsty for yo Red-Bull-shit

Mars in First - Red bull gave you wings. your venom is oozing out yo teeth, but you still grinning at anything that moves. you act out a lot -and we let you - only because we don't wanna be the reason you lashed out - and you will justify your outbursts with any reason possible. because anything and everything makes you jump into a fist fight. and we don't wanna hear it was our fault later when we all know its your fault Mars in Second - Red bull made you sleep. you tired of fighting, but you will never surrender - so like what do you even want. your easily the most annoying person to get in a fight with because you never quit even if you lost the fight. passive in yo jabs but you a genius at pissing me off. and honestly the only reason i put up with it is because you so god damn sensual but your the definition of walking on egg shells Mars in Third - Red bull gave you intrusive thoughts. You are irrationally provocative and you don't even care that you just pissed everyone off with yo shit talking. you are able to have a conversation, but you must get the final word, and this final word, is why we all roll our eyes at you whenever you say yo 'piece.' notice how know one talks shit back to you? talk is cheap Mars in Fourth - Red bull gave you cancer - you hold in a lot, and we know your insides are boiling into a hot soup and thats why everyone so nice to you. we dont want to be the ones you vomit at. and we know its because yo mama made you bite yo tongue as a kid. and well we gotten used to it Mars in Fifth - Red bull gave you energy - get hyper - *dubstep**ksi appears** your dominant simply because your energy is overwhelming to others > you got the loudest laugh > the 'funniest' jokes > the biggest rawr xd > no one gonna step to you because you loud , and to extinguish yo flames we gotta call the fire brigade because you set the whole building on fire Mars in Sixth - Red bull gave you band aids/aids - you the most non combative person but can cut anyone so easily. you know exactly how to put someone down, and thats why you dont look for fights, because it feels like work at dis point. undercover freaks Mars in Seventh - Red bull gave you an erection - RED ROCKET RED ROCKET ummm do you really gotta show yo red rocket to everyone. seriously you working everyone as if you plan on sleeping with everyone. and the people you really wanna sleep with man, never seen a bigger simp, but keep pretending you a pimp, i mean i would too if i was as thirsty as you Mars in Eighth - Red bull gave you demon wings - scary. you can expose anyone by diggging into their psyche/secrets, and after you expose them, you console them, make them feel better about how you made them yo bitch. I mean its impressive how well you keep your secrets to yourself, but man do you exterminate everyone elses and its uncomfortable to be yo target Mars in Ninth - Red bull made you jump off something high - loud ambitions and a whole buncha energy. and well we know you have a grand plan to take over the world, but we done hearing about it we just waiting to see if you got the balls to do it. oh wow you actually jumped off the cliff and nearly died. was it as legendary as you thought it would be > i mean shit, imma talk about it so maybe? Mars in Tenth - Red bull made you put on a suit - Professionally a proffesional. a professional that proffeses they a profesional professionally like professionals who are proffesional. do you feel like i gave you the respect you deserved, or do you feeel im mocking you? they ask themselves this typa shit 24/7 because they dont wanna get spat on, but they so used to it - so they put themselves in only win win situations to avoid anything 'unprofessional'

Mars in Eleventh - Red bull gave you purpose - yall are kinda fearless but we all know its because you so afraid you wont get your way lol. but you masters at getting yo way, but that just means people dont wanna get in yo way... now ask yourself. how beneficial is this really. i mean at least nothing is an obstacle, but also no one helping you, becasue your attitude has convinced everyone you dont need help, and we also don't want to Mars in Twelfth - Red bull made you think he gave you wings - yall into infecting peoples minds; thats yo weapon. you know the exact right things to pull off to get people stuck in a thought loop of guessing what ifs of what is actually nothing at all. and this 'weapon' after a while, is completely useless after yo game is revealed, but yall are intriguing and are always shapeshifting into some new shit

[thatweirdbitchjax]

Police Officer

Part:I|II|III

Characters: Nubbins, Bubba, Chop-Top, Drayton

Warning: cannon typical violence, corrupt cop!reader, cop!reader, cannibalism, slight NSFW, mention of being shot

Gender: gender neutral, m4f, m4m, m4n

A/N: Basically what the title says lol. There may be a few things I missed in the warnings so please proceed with caution.

Masterlist

Nubbins Sawyer:

•He somehow always know exactly what road you will be patrolling and proceeds to hitchhike on that one when he starts heading home

•Loves how you make sure that he and his family doesn't get caught

•Helps you burn and destroy all evidence against him and his family

•Drayton respects you for keeping his family off the radar and keeping his younger brother at least slightly more under control

•He definitely hides in the back of your car/truck to go with you to work

•He gets to antsy and reveals himself not long after you start heading towards town

•He has done it so many times that you have to check everytime you get into any car/truck for him in the back

•He is way more clingy then he normally is when you have to take care of a dangerous individual

•If you get shot, expect multiple tantrums if you try to get out of bed (even if you had a bullet proof vest on)

•Doesn't want you to lose your job, but also hates when you have to leave

•Won't force you to eat human, but will get slightly disappointed

•Has 'pranked' you by replacing whatever meat you cooked for yourself with Drayton's barbeque

•Has wanted to use your handcuffs on you before, whether you let him or not is up to you

Bubba Sawyer:

•Doesn't really understand why you are with him if you know what he does

•Hates killing infront of you

•Unaware that they have had several cases built against them that you stopped from happening completely by removing/destroying any incriminating evidence such as fingerprints and such

•Doesn't believe he or his family deserves you

•Doesn't necessarily like when you are partnered with a guy, even if you reassure him that he is the only man for you

•Panicked squeal when he finds out you got hurt on the job

•Makes you stay sitting in the basement until you are better

•Drayton doesn't really care, just as long as you don't get in the way of Bubba's chores

•Will hug and cuddle you if he finds out that you had to deal with a very dangerous individual that day

•Doesn't like when you leave, but understands  your need to work

•Definitely won't force you to eat human, however if you want to he will be pretty happy

Robert "Choptop" Sawyer:

•Likes riding with you in your cop car/truck and blasting music while you are patrolling

•"WHAT?! YOU GOT SHOT?!"

•Panics so hard you'd think he was the one who got shot

•Your not going back into work for the next two weeks

•"I-I don't care if y-y-you were in a bullet proof vest, you are not leaving me."

•Thinks that you both can trauma bond since he was in a war

•As long as you cause no trouble, Drayton has no issues

•Is aware that you help the family stay under the radar, and is so thankful for that

•King of police jokes

•"No, wait, please, Mx.Officer, please, don't hurt me!" "Don't worry, I'm not gonna touch you." "...Why not?!" (Creds to ailaughatmyownjokes on tiktok)

•^The embodiment of this statement

•Is actually really into cop role play, so you being an actual cop is so hot to him

•Really wants you to use your cuffs on him and cuff him up in your car/truck and ride him into oblivion

•Genuinely loves watching when you have to tackle people to the ground

•Wishes it was him

•Over all probably the most thirsty with the most disgusting nasty thoughts in the family

Drayton Sawyer:

•Is honestly surprised you even wanna be with him in the first place

•You're a cop? Cool, you can't meet his family until he can sit down with you and tell you about what he and his family do

•You're alright with it? Welcome to the family

•Is aware but also isn't aware at the same time that you are 99% of the reason they haven't been found out yet

•You don't wanna eat human? goes to kitchen for about 5 minutes and moves stuff about

•walks back in and hands you the exact same plate Heres your non-human meal!

•Just eat it for his sake please, he wants one person to not complain

•Honestly finds how gentle and sweet you are to Bubba adorable, but he'd never say that

•Likes how you can get both Chop and Nubbins to chill with just a whistle

•Or if you can't whistle(like me), a yell

•Doesn't freak out per say if you get shot or hurt, but definitely doesn't want you going back to work for a while

•Isn't exactly turned on just because of you being a cop, but he can kinda see the appeal when you start getting out of your uniform for a shower

•This man has on more than one occasion went directly into the police station with human meat in a bag for you

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[svcredveins]

Here’s what will get us to win: never giving up.

That’s another issue with this community is that we are allowing those who are sexualizing women by just leaving and not doing any such action against it to end it. To end it entirely would be near impossible as that’s because it’s just how the world is unfortunately, but to at least rise above? Yes. That is possible. And what do they all want? A reaction. That’s literally the main reason - a reaction and to pleasure their own ego. It’s not worth giving them a reaction to them at all!

But to a point for your mental health, it is completely understandable by leaving or taking a break; I totally get that and I certainly don’t blame anyone for leaving at all because it is genuinely disgusting what they’re doing. They have every right to leave, but look at it this way:

We have a passion for the human heart and how it functions. That’s why this community exists right? If you are so passionate and don’t want to leave, then why leave? Love is always stronger than hate. Do what makes you happy! Everyone has a choice, but remember why you started.

We have met many amazing and kind people on here who do good too. Not everyone is a bad seed, so always remember about the good people you’ve met along the way. Talk to them more often if you are able to do so. They matter more!

Previously stated, there are good people here; we as humans always default to the negatives and think that they are everywhere on this app. Sure it may look like that, but what about the good people we’ve met along the way? The memories?

Bad things don’t last forever; remember that. There is a season for storms, there is a season for sunshine. Not everything is going to be okay, and that’s okay. It may be hard, but that is life and without tough circumstances, how can we grow as a human being?

I have met quite the bit of amazing people on here who are supportive and are kind. I’ve come across a couple of weirdos here and there but what do I do? I just ignore them; I don’t shift my focus entirely on them and just carry on with what I love doing. Sure I’ve answered twice to two weirdos, but my reaction is bold and to the point. If I need to say something, I will say it, and because I never mentioned my boundaries (I have subtly with what I am passionate about, but not literally speaking about it). I know it was just a couple, I know in comparison others have gotten so much sickening comments from thirsty men who want nothing but sex and see women only as a sex object and nothing else more, but the fact of the matter is, if you really want to stay, then stay. You do not have to because your mental health matters, but in order to rise above the haters, you must take action against these men who think nothing but only themselves and their dicks. Tumblr shouldn’t allow them to harass any women on this app.

We are strong women. We don’t owe men shit at all, and if they wanna be inappropriate, then let them watch porn if they want, but do not allow them to dictate your mind; block them. Do not show them anything. It’s their loss they have that low mindset; they will struggle in life because of their poor choices and very poor behaviour towards women. They will get their karma.

Even the new people who have joined, we gotta be there for them as well, we gotta be there for each other even more; that’s how deeper relationships grow. The world is a cold place and we gotta just spread more positivity than negativity. We just cannot allow the creeps to dictate how we feel about cardiophelia, or how we look, because again, they are driven by sexual pleasure, not by common sense and respect, and that’s entirely on them.

So ladies, we’ve got this. My DMs are open if anyone would like to vent about this, because I am entirely willing to help out and listen. We cannot let this community fall apart, because who else can we talk to about cardiophilia? Nobody else in person because they would think we’re creepy. But ultimately, it’s amazing how a community can build great relationships by just a simple app. Don’t let the buggers ruin it for us. They’re insecure and have huge egos.

That’s my piece of the cake. Thought I’d really vent about it as well. We gotta stand up everyone! That’s how this community won’t be dry like a desert. We gotta hype the new comers up and rise above the creeps. We’ve all got this! Nobody is ever alone. 🫀🙂

My apologies for copying this, Tumblr collapsed the reblog so it covered what I said haha, at least on my end and it’s like triple long haha. Anyway, that’s my little piece. Much love everyone 🖤

[girl4music]

GABRIELLE: “Xena, I don't know if I wanna help her, or… She killed Joxer."

XENA: “And she's lost - just as I was. But I got lucky ‘cause I found you. Now, I have to try to help her find her way. Gabrielle, I understand if you can't go through-“

GABRIELLE: “Xena… let's save your daughter."

———————————————————————

GABRIELLE: “Looks like you got your daughter back.”

XENA: “No, we got our daughter back.”

Honestly, the finale of Season 5 may be the saving grace of it because at least the weird estrangement Gabrielle had with Xena over Eve’s birth was properly justified. But it’s always going to strike me the way Gabrielle was all “our daughter” until Eve killed Joxer.

It’s like Eve being born was evidently to me a second chance for both Xena and Gabrielle to be parents - but this time as a family/domestic dynamic with each other. But they decided to do the whole 25 years later thing and have Eve grow up to become a blood-thirsty bastard of a character as Livia, The Bitch of Rome and have her kill Joxer and suddenly it’s no longer “ours” until the finale of ‘Motherhood’ when Xena says it. And despite us not really knowing the way Gabrielle feels because she just stays quiet - it’s like something has been restored with Gabrielle and Eve in what happens at the climax of it. Something more than their lives.

And if there’s anything that REALLY bothered me about Season 5 - it was definitely what was missing with them because Callisto gifted Xena and Gabrielle a child and then concealed her own soul within that child for a reason. To bless the both of them. And if there’s any part of her arc that felt undermined at all,… it was that censorship of two women having a child. And the only way it works that that felt organic,… was through Gabrielle rescinding her parental connection with Eve only because she killed her best guy friend.

Until then it was denial and ignorance of the narrative which was meant to be viewed as WLW domesticity. And the contention in Gabrielle was the only thing that ever made that denial and ignorance of the narrative feel like a natural and organic character progression.

Sure, Joxer’s death at the hand of Livia was important and should be respected and honoured. But so should Gabrielle’s parental connection with THEIR daughter.

All I can “hope” for is that Gabrielle and Eve developed that parent/child dynamic again after ‘AFIN’ because Gabrielle deserved to be a part of her life in more than just a “you’re my mother’s person” way and you know Renee and Adrienne would have refused to play it that way if they had a continuation. I mean Adrienne was always pretty adamant that Eve had 2 parents and it was meant to be played that way.

It was due to WLW censorship restrictions why it couldn’t be but they tried their best to regardless. The fandom collectively hate Season 5 and I don’t blame them. But this was the thing that irked me the most. Not the Man-Inserts but the inorganic estrangement. It’s like, these two women have literally just been to hell/heaven and back together - this feels very wrong.

But it’s Season 5 and Season 5 is…. Well… Season 5.

Most of the fandom just wishes it would die in a fire.

But ‘Motherhood’ saved it I would say. Marginally…

[dr-spencer-reids-queen]

A Shade of Gray: Part Two

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Female!Reader

Word Count: ~2.2k

Summary: Your abilities are put to the test when you have to gather evidence based on what your psyche is telling you. Hotch believes in you, and that’s the only thing that matters.

Warnings: canon violence, canon language, canon talk of death, methods of kill

Author’s Note: I do not own anything from Criminal Minds. All credit goes to their respective owners. If there are any warnings that exceed the normal death/kills from the show, I will list them. If you’ve seen the show, then it’s the same level of angst unless otherwise stated

x

You and Rossi walk down to the kitchen to see what Bill was called away for. You need to inspect every inch of this house so you'll know where to start looking.

"Our tech guys found this dishrag and a glass of water. Kyle's fingerprints were all over it," Bill says.

"So, he wakes up thirsty, comes to the kitchen, and gets some water."

"When we got here, the deadbolt on the French doors was unlocked."

"That must have been his exit."

"Rossi! Y/N! Check this out!" Derek calls from the basement. You and Rossi join Derek in the basement. You're immediately floored at the energy left behind down here. "This window was definitely broken from the outside. Given the size of it, the unsub would have to be really small to get through it. What did you find upstairs?"

"There were signs of a struggle. It looks like Kyle was abducted from his room. The unsub went out through the family room door."

"So, he finds a safe and quiet place to break in."

"Everything about how Kyle was taken is consistent with the previous abductions."

Yeah, too consistent.

Hotch, JJ, Spencer, and Penelope came up with a short list of suspects they thought might have done this. You'll be back to this house to inspect it further so you leave with Derek, Bill, and Rossi back to the police station to find out what list they have.

"We've already narrowed the list to five men."

"Already?"

"Hugh Rollins, forty-three, lived in Camden County his whole life, in and out of foster care since he was a toddler, and acquired quite the nice rap sheet."

"What's his connection to the victims?"

"Two years ago, he got a steady job installing TVs. The first two families recently purchased a new one. Garcia found something else. Rollins had no cell or bank activity on the days the boys were abducted."

Relief washes over you, and you look at Bill to see his eyes closed. Why is he relieved at this news?

"We haven't been able to connect Rollins to Kyle yet," you say.

"You're saying you wanna wait for more evidence?"

"No, there isn't time. We have sufficient probable cause."

"Hotch, you need to hear what Y/N has to say," Rossi says.

All eyes are on you, and you look at Bill who is waiting for you to say something. Rossi understands what needs to happen, so he makes up some bullshit and takes him off to the side.

"What is it?" Hotch asks.

"I don't think Rollins did it. At least not with Kyle. I know you told me to gather physical evidence, but forget that for a moment. Sarah and Dan are racked with guilt. There's so much there that I started to feel guilty about things from my past. Danny is the complete opposite. He has no emotion about any of this. When I was talking to his dad, he was sitting next to him with a clear bored expression on his face. It felt forced when he started crying.

"The reason why I don't think Rollins did it is because the first two victims were taken from their homes, right? There is not an energy out of place in that house. I've never met Rollins, but I would have noticed a stray energy. Plus, I saw Kyle. He's dead.

"Soley based on this energy, I think Danny killed his brother in a fit of rage, and based on his parents' energies, I think they're covering it up or they know what happened. The relief I felt from Bill when you said Rollins might be responsible for this is concerning. Bill knows what happened and they're all keeping it a secret."

"Y/N--"

"I know what you're going to say," you cut Derek off. "I need physical proof to back my theory up. I get it. I'm telling you this because I'd like you to give me a little leash." You turn to Hotch. "Give me some time to gather what I can. I'm not saying Rollins didn't kill those two little boys, but he didn't kill Kyle. Please."

"Fine. You and Reid go to the Murphy house and the rest of us will take Rollins. You'll have your leash. Don't choke me with it."

"Thank you. Come on, Spencer."

The Murphys are surprised to see you back at their place so shortly after leaving.

"Agents. I didn't expect you to come back so quickly," Dan says.

"Yes. Could we take a look inside? I want to make sure we didn't miss anything in our initial sweep. Can we start with Kyle's room?"

"Of course. Come in."

You and Spencer walk into the house and take a look around. Dan and Sarah stay downstairs while you and Spencer head up to Kyle's room which is still in a state of array.

"So, what are we looking for?"

"Anything that would suggest Danny killed his brother or that Sarah and Dan covered it up. I have the crime scene photos of the first two victims' bedrooms." You take out the folder and put the two pictures side by side to compare it to the state of Kyle's room. "Take a look at the sheets. The first two were ripped as if the kids tried to fight back. Look at Kyle's."

Kyle's sheets are thrown on the ground as if someone placed them there instead of an actual struggle occurring. You take your phone out and take a picture of Kyle's room so that you can compare it to the other two later on.

"Isn't there something off about this room?"

"What do you mean?"

"It looks like this was staged. Like someone came in here and messed everything up to make it look like a struggle. Did he even sleep in this room last night?"

"It does look that way compared to the other two, but that doesn't mean Danny killed his brother."

"No, but it helps my theory. Come on." You take Spencer over to Danny's room which is neat for a kid. The only thing out of place is the bunk beds because both beds are messed up like two people slept here and not one. "I thought only one kid lives here."

"They do."

"I think Kyle slept in here last night. The sheets wouldn't look slept in if he didn't." You walk closer to the bed and notice a dark spot in the middle of the bed underneath a teddy bear. "Kyle wet the bed. Come on." You take Spencer back downstairs where Dan is waiting eagerly. He stands up as soon as he sees you, and he wipes his hands on his jeans as if they're starting to clam up. "Is everything okay?"

"Yeah, I just want my little boy to come home."

"I understand. Thank you for letting us do this," Spencer says.

"Anything you need that might help."

You notice Dan's knuckles are freshly busted like he hit something over and over again. You didn't see any workout equipment in the house, so you're not sure where he got that if he got that here.

"If you don't mind me asking, what happened to your hand?" you ask.

Dan puts his left hand over his right to hide it but you've already seen it.

"I was working out at the gym and forgot to bring my gloves. I'm always forgetting things like that," he chuckles.

"Right, well, give us five more minutes and we'll be out of your hair." You take Spencer down to the basement where the collective energy of the family resides. "This is where most of the energy is."

"What do you feel?"

"Well, it doesn't really matter what I feel. According to Hotch, I need physical proof."

"Come on, don't do that. He's not here. It's just me. What do you feel?"

"A lot of anger. A lot of pain. Whatever happened to Kyle happened in this room."

"How can you be sure?"

"He's standing in the corner watching us. Hotch doesn't understand. This is why I don't rely on physical evidence. I know people's secrets and when you confront them about it, nine out of ten times, they crack."

The glass from the broken window catches the light, and you walk over to it carefully. They've cleaned the glass up but the hole is still there. Ghost pieces of glass hover off the ground and fit back into place. All the pieces are there but one. Why would one be missing? The police have the pieces of glass in evidence, so you'll need to get those to reconstruct what the window looked like before it was smashed. Dan was nervous when you asked him about his hand which is more suspicious when you know a piece of the window is missing.

"We'll need to get those glass pieces back. I bet one of them is missing. I don't think Dan was working out when he busted his knuckles." You look out the broken window to see the neighbor across the street working in her flower garden, and she periodically looks over at the Murphy house. "Let's talk to her."

"Why? Police already talked to all the neighbors."

"We didn't."

As soon as you thank the Murphys, you leave their house and head over to the neighbor's house. She is working in her garden when she hears the clack of your heels on the concrete.

"May I help you?"

"Yes. I'm Agent Y/N and he's Dr. Spencer Reid. We're investigating the disappearance of Kyle Murphy. I'd like to ask you a few questions if you don't mind."

"I already told the police everything I know."

"Still. I'd appreciate it if you give me a moment of your time. I promise to keep this short." The woman stands up, wipes her dirt-covered hands on her jeans, and gives you the okay. "Thank you. Do you spend a lot of time in your garden?"

"Yes. I grow rare flowers that need my attention multiple times a day."

"Would you say you have a good view of the Murphy house?"

"Yes."

"Have you noticed anyone lingering around their house? It could be a car you don't recognize or someone passing by their house multiple times a day."

"No. I lost my job recently so I've been home all day to tend to my garden. I know everyone in this neighborhood because I attend the weekly meetings at the church. I would have noticed someone out of place."

You look up at her house and notice a small security camera in the corner that points toward the Murphy house.

"Excuse me, is your camera on?" you ask.

"Always. I don't want people stealing my flowers."

"Does it point to the Murphy house?"

"Not in the way you're hoping. It doesn't capture the whole house. The police already asked to see the footage but it didn't help them."

"Do you mind releasing footage to us? It might help us."

"Sure. I'll be right back." The woman goes inside and returns moments later with a file in her hand. "I've already looked. I don't know what you're going to find."

"Thank you for your help. If you can think of anything else, please give me a call." You turn to Spencer. "We need to get this to Garcia, and I think we should check the woods next. We might find Kyle there."

You'd call this successful and wonder if the other half of the team is doing well. Emily and Derek found child pornography on his computer but nothing that connects him to the three boys. However, they did find a black bag filled with children's toys, more specifically, his victims'.

"I'll check out back," Bill announces.

When he gets back there, Rollins can be seen trying to run away. Bill takes out his gun and starts firing without trying to pursue him on foot.

"Stop! Bill, stop!" Derek yells when he runs outside. Derek and Emily take off running toward Rollins who tries to climb the fence to get out. Derek tackles him to the ground and arrests him right there and then. Emily takes him to the police car while Derek walks back to Bill with an angry look on his face. "What the hell was that about?"

"I thought he might get away. I wasn't thinking."

"You're damn right you weren't."

"I know. It was stupid."

"What if you'd killed him? He's the only one who knows where Kyle is."

"I said I know."

The relief I felt from Bill when you said Rollins might be responsible for this is concerning. Bill knows what happened and they're all keeping it a secret.

Derek thinks about your words from earlier and looks between Bill and Rollins. If you're right about this, and he knows you probably are, then Bill knows the truth about what happened to Kyle.

"Lancaster, I've been where you are. I was a cop, too. That's why I knew this wasn't a good idea. You are way too close."

"I'm not gonna stop until we find Kyle," Bill glares and leaves Derek's side.

"Kyle isn't here," Rossi says and leaves the house with Emily.

"No, and if he isn't on this property, he's already in the woods. So, Rollins goes to the trouble of breaking into the Murphys' house? It's a big risk to take Kyle. If he's already in the woods, then he only kept him for a few hours. This doesn't make any sense."

I saw Kyle downstairs as a spirit. He died, and not that long ago.

The reason why I don't think Rollins did it is because the first two victims were taken from their homes, right? There is not an energy out of place in that house. I've never met Rollins, but I would have noticed a stray energy.

Soley based on this energy, I think Danny killed his brother in a fit of rage, and based on his parents' energies, I think they're covering it up or they know what happened.

Rossi thinks back to your words.

"I think Y/N might be right on this one. We need to find Kyle's body to be sure."

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[lunaapudleonem]

Hi love! I would like to ask can you share in your opinion what kind of sexual energy /style in bed would a guy with sun and venus in aquarius, mars in capricorn and cancer moon would have? I want to know for uhh science.... Or just any info plz a bitch is thirsty any info i will take any crumbs pleasee i need to know, couse he is so polite but also there is a freaky spark in his eyes and i wanna know if its all just in my imagination or is it becouse there is something there. And if you gide me what he might be into in terms of kinks or how to pleasure him, i promise i will send the biggest wave of positive energy down your way so you will have good luck for the rest of your life, if you say no i still will send that wave couse your blog is amazing, hope june is wonderful to you, thank you for the help

Hello!! Girl you are so funny with this ask, you made me genuinly laugh genuinely :')

This is what I can tell you from those placements: I'd say he's probably dominant in bed and has a good/high libido - from what I've researched/heard/experienced so far Capricorn Mars is usually very good and observant when it comes to sex. He could be into choking/hair pulling/rough sex. I'd say he's not that interested in role-play, Capricorn Mars can be a bit shy and rigid in this area, but he could be interested in experimenting with toys since he has aqua venus too :) They can be pretty traditional and respectful and won't do anything you dislike and he might wait for a while to be sure that you really like him before he makes the first move. However, after something happens between you too he will keep on taking the initiative, since Capricorn Mars individuals really like to be dominant in bed.

Cancer Moon could make him a bit of a softie, so he might really need to connect to you emotionally before he starts experimenting sexually with you. Cancer Moon men are often obsessed with breasts too - they love admiring them, looking at them, squeezing them, sucking them etc., I'd suggest you wear something more revealing something with a very deep decollete

[twistmusings]

Hey, could I ask for the rest of the second years for the somebody flirting with their s/o request? 👀

The rest of the second years reacting to someone hitting on their significant other

CW: Uncomfortable flirting but otherwise nothing too severe.

Note: Their partners do not reciprocate the flirting here, and these also assumes that they have never discussed having open or poly relationships with their partners in the past.

Riddle Rosehearts

Riddle would be... a bit stunned, in a word. His immediate reaction isn't going to be anger, exactly, rather he's just at a loss for words and sort of clutching his pearls because he can't believe that someone his hitting on his partner in front of him. Honestly, while he's pissed at the principle of the thing, he's more pissed that they just looked at him and then brushed him off.

Of course, if his partner gets uncomfortable, his rage will only escalate. If he was seething before, by that time it's going to escalate into shouting and lecturing rather quickly.

"You didn't even stop to consider how uncomfortable you were making them. I'm not sure what hole you crawled out of that didn't teach you the most basic tenants of respect for someone else, but let me enlighten you." Riddle feels incredibly hot, pure rage painting his face red and putting an ever-so-slight adrenaline shake in his hands. No matter, what's needed to be done is done, the other has been collared and is currently looking rather terrified as they claw at the lock clasped around their throat.

Good. They should have known better than to fool around with someone's comfort.

"If I ever catch you... imposing yourself on someone again, I'll personally be sure to give you remedial lessons."

Ruggie Bucchi

Ruggie isn't all that bothered by someone hitting on his significant other. He trusts them to let him know if they're uncomfortable, and he trusts them not to reciprocate unless they ask first. He doesn't have a reason to feel threatened because he knows they like one another and he feels secure.

That being said, the moment it crosses into being something that makes his partner uncomfortable, he's 100% no longer okay with it, and his anger will rise rapidly.

"You know, I'm feeling kind of thirsty." Ruggie says it, though his brow is creased with irritation. "You should come with me to the drink table. I want to have a word with you."

"Not interested." The interloper replies, frowning at him. Oh no, that won't do. Their eyes widen fractionally as they try to turn back toward Ruggie's significant other to continue his flirting, but they can't move. Ruggie grins, laughing and taking a step forward, a movement which the other mirrors.

"Sure seems like you're feelin' thirsty. Let's walk together." Another step forward and now Ruggie is close enough to be able to now capture the other in a headlock and actually physically drag them toward the drink table. "I got some stuff I wanna talk tell you about consent."

Floyd Leech

Floyd's reaction really depends on his mood. Either way it's not pleased, but whether or not the interaction starts with him playfully telling them to knock it off or with a threat really is at the whims of his mood.

And if they're making his darling uncomfortable? If they aren't in immediate danger, they'd certainly in danger later. He will look after his significant other closely, but the moment they're safe he's going to turn right around and find the fastest way to ruin the flirt's life.

"Are you hitting on my angelfish?" Floyd immediately sing-songs, having entered into the conversation a couple of minutes ago. It was really only long enough to hear what he needed to hear to confirm his suspicions. He's smiling, wide and manic, sharp teeth on full display as he stares down the fool who's decided to hit on his beloved.

"Oh, uh. I didn't mean to--"

"You didn't mean to hit on them? Is that why you've been standing here ogling them the entire time you've been talkin' to them?" His smile narrows and his hand raises, coming to grip tightly into his own shoulder in a way that makes his barely restrained anger exceedingly clear. "That why you've been standin' here making them uncomfortable for the last ten minutes? Cause that doesn't sound like an accident to me."

Kalim Al Asim

Kalim is generally pretty goodnatured. He's not the sort of person who's going to be particularly upset if someone accidentally hits on his significant other. Like Ruggie, he trusts them to know how to handle it, and truthfully the idea doesn't even really cross his mind.

That being said, if it gets to a point where they seem to be uncomfortable, of course Kalim will step in. He really, really tries to give people the benefit of the doubt, but he can't stand to see his partner made uncomfortable by someone. He's not actively hostile in the way a lot of the others are.

Kalim has a very, very particular set of skills that allows him to handle this situation. And that set of skills is being annoying. He doesn't go out of his way to be irritating often, but he absolutely will if it means that it gets his partner some peace of mind.

"You look like you might be feeling hungry!" Kalim chirps, grinning widely.

"Huh? I just ate-- MMRPH" The flirt coughs as Kalim, ignoring all propriety, stuffs an hors d'oeuvre into their mouth. They clear their coughing fit and level a glare at Kalim. "Do you mind?"

"Nope!" Kalim replies, smiling sunnily. He reaches over to the serving table again, this time grabbing a flute of juice. "Let me get you something to drink-- whoops!"

It's a rather dramatic tumble Kalim takes, flute of juice hitting the other squarely in the center of the chest and soaking their clothes. They're stunned-- too stunned to speak, it seems.

"I'm so sorry. Here, let me help you clean that up!"

"I'm fine, thank you." They hiss, grimacing at him. Kalim, promptly, ignores this, grabbing their arm rather insistently and tugging them toward the direction he knows the laundry room is in.

"No, no, I inisit! What kind of host would I be if I let you ruin your nice clothes. I'll even give you the tour on the way!" Kalim leaves no room for argument what-so-ever as he drags them, unwillingly, along behind him to give his partner a reprieve from their pestering.

Silver

Like Kalim, Silver is really too kindhearted to jump to aggression the way that some of the other do. He's a little frustrated by it, but he knows it's an honest mistake to hit on someone who is already with someone else, so he tries not to take it to heart.

Or, rather, he wouldn't take it to heart if only they would take a hint and leave his partner alone. Even if it's not to the point of his partner feeling outright uncomfortable yet, the fact that they have already turned down their advances and are still being pursued rubs him the wrong way.

Whereas Kalim chooses malicious compliance, Silver is a gentleman about it.

"There you are. I was looking for you." Silver inserts himself into their conversation, sidling up next to his partner easily, planting himself at their side and looping one of his arms around theirs. It's subtle, but it leaves no room for questions. They are his partner, and he's here to support them. "Ah, sorry, I butted right into your conversation. I'm Silver, their partner. Pleasure to meet you."

The flirt immediately loses some of their interest, expression flagging as they seem to immediately grasp the situation and that they will not be ending the night how they'd hoped.

"No bother at all..." They replied, though their hand comes up awkwardly to rub at the back of their neck. "I was actually just getting ready to say my goodbyes, actually."

[yanderelovlies]

✨Galaxy Anon ✨ here!

No worries. I just got worried it didn’t send that time but glad to know you’re indulging in your hobbies! Take all the time you want with that ( except sleep and eating. You got to make sure you do that!). Ooh what is it then? Besides as you can tell I took awhile too. I don’t respond on weekends and I could barely look at my phone on Monday.

I give up! * lays on the floor* This is what you done!

Ooh glad to hear you have an interest in it. I promise it does get better and also always keep a look out for some codes and not to mention some episodes will be important later especially a particular episode where it seems silly until you will learn the more sadder implications of it. Trust me it will break you.

Oh definitely understand since you have to make sure you don’t also become a hoarder as well lol. Ooh then I definitely will check it out, I kinda want to find something I want for once other than food to get. Lore hearing is great. Ooh at least I know which one you got into first. Not to mention now knowing which game Dante came from for sure. Thanks I really appreciate it! Oh definitely I respect what they do it’s just a me thing when I can’t hear them for certain reasons. Aww that’s so cute you admire his work for that long and that he has cheered you up in your childhood and now had such a impact on you. Actually since you know how he was from years of watching him what did change in his content? I’m curious now. I’m not complaining or anything I’m actually pretty curious since I watch him only from month to month for like a day or two. Also it was pretty hilarious to me when mark announced if he got a certain amount of bites on his stuff on platforms like Spotify he get a only fans and everyone went for that shit pfft I was like “ Damn y’all thirsty.” It was so funny seeing everyone screaming to check mark stuff on Twitter.

I just hope mark doesn’t ever have any allegations of being a sexual predator or harassment. I actually doubt it because he is one of the people I never expect it from but unfortunately a lot of YouTubers even big names have done some messed up shit. At least I don’t have to worry about that now for him.

Is there any differences in game mechanics or how the world building is?

Ahh I see. As long as you don’t shame anyone who does I respect that. I mean it isn’t your thing and that’s okay. Pfft why so?

Yup.

Hooray can’t wait for you to check it out.

Hehe guess we both have the same habit.

Yes unfortunately in a lot of workplaces we have the toxic mindset the customer is always right and that won’t change and sometimes we the workers need care and nope don’t get that in our job description. At least there were good to you. Hate to think if they weren’t.

Hey no worries. I totally understand. Just know I will always support you. You don’t have to be sorry to have some things private. I mean to be honest a lot of people are to public about everything and unfortunately that could bite them in the ass later. No worries I know you meant no malice by it.

Really? Huh it actually sounded so similar to mine…now I kinda wanna know who requested it lol they read my mind! Person who requested it good idea! Sure no problem do anything you need to do.

Yeah! Hit me up if you ever need angst prompts.

Also viví are you okay?! I saw in your posts your door was opened when you woke up and while I think you said nothing was taken you sure about that? Your belongings still there? And this maybe more awkward but I need to make sure you totally okay there weren’t anything…suspicious on yourself? I don’t want to think something like that happened to you but I need to know you’re absolutely alright.

I would say the Mass Effect series. I own the first three games on three different consoles. the fourth one on two different consoles, and it's always the game I turn to for comfort or boredom. I've been finding myself more distracted these days, and I'm not even sure why??

:> do you need a pillow and blanket to make it more comfy??

lol why does that feel so evil when you put it that way??

Lore is my distressing time, lol. oh gosh, it would take me a long time to compile the changes, but the one I noticed is how he is with a fan base. To me, he went from a more rigid approach to now they are like old friends. He keeps the fan base updated on everything he is doing with his channel. he addresses them when he feels like they are overstepping. Really, I'm just glad that all his success hasn't gone to his like some other youtubers.

Honestly, I have lost a lot of respect for old comfort youtubers cause of that behavior. It even taints some of the groups they were a part of for me. Vanoss and crew are one of them.

for mechanics, yes. Dark Souls is the type of game where you have to time your attack and roll or get punished by the enemy. Enemies and even detects you what attack or movement you will use to attack to get you. You use souls that you get from enemies to level up and upgrade wepons and other things. When you die, all enemies respawn, you get sent back to the last checkpoint, and you lose all your souls.

Devil May Cry, you can change difficulty, which means you can change how you handle the game. you can go all out button smashing and killing, or you can time you attacks, and taunts, to get better grades. on top of that, you can also turn to devil trigger to take down enemies quicker. enemies drop red orbs (which are crystallized demon blood) that you can use to upgrade weapons and abilities. When you die, you can use a yellow orb to continue (that's brings down the level grade, though) or restart from a checkpoint with you red orbs.

World building is very different as well. with dark souls lore can be learned through the little cutscenes and dialog in the game as well as items you pick up. To me, it's hard to piece together on its own, and that's why I turn to YouTube.

Devil May Cry you learn the lore through just playing the game, watching the anime, and reading the few Mangas they released. it's really all laid out. You just gotta put the games in the right order.

Nope! I only shame if it's illegal cause why??

Fire emblem already has things I don't agree with (that isn't in all the games btw) I don't wanna see the Incest fics.

eey habit twins!

Honestly, I think they did cause I didn't cause trouble. I kept to myself and took whatever rooms they gave me. I learned not to complain about what we got since they had a whole meeting about it my first month there. The only thing I got yelled at for was headphones which I never understood.

that's one of my biggest fears. I already dealt with it I don't want some trying to use against my bad parts of my family against me. Thank you for understanding, galaxy 🥺💕

It's a really good idea, and im fleshing it out more. I really hope they like it when its done 😭

Yes, I'm okay! I've checked everywhere and everything. I even checked all my bigger closets, just in case. I was really lucky that nothing happened to me or the animals cause I really have no idea how long that door had been open.

[the-firebird69]

We hit something else. I'm putting out the code, and they're going at it, and they're starting to see it, and it's good. we do. We do need code for this stuff down in the cavern. If anyone can think of where it is. also, our son needs to get some rest. He's tired right now. Very tired.. there's more going on all night, but it's more of the same.

There are some things happening that we can update. John Remallard is very. sick. He has stage 4 cancer level 5. and to make it a stage 5 cancer it has to be fully mesticized in the bone and that hasn't happened and they're hoping he goes for treatment. There's other things.

--Our son was exposed today, and we're doing it on purpose. And he did a decent job. Found out that he was real thirsty And sometimes happens. and the water made him feel almost instantly better. And that's also a sign that his giant. Last The last time we spoke, our son was at. about 77 percent of the exterior of the body. And it was regarding the destruction of the large amounts of medicine stuck in Lipoma in a little bit in other areas. Mostly it's in my poma and fatty tissues. Throughout the day he was. flowing through the air and he was riding around and he was in the sun. He saw a shade so he could stay there. There was a breeze and he saw a puffy clouds and a whole bunch of them and couldn't see any haze or any vertical steam columns So he just sat there most of the time. It was about a 1.8 rad. and it went up to 2.0 for 20 minutes, three times. It's not extremely high, but it's not exactly low. and we recalculated and he will. be at about 67% tomorrow morning. That is much better.

-- We do have other news. John Remelard. Was asked to leave yesterday? for a per a formal Mac. Pseudo Empire request. And it was strong because it was old way of doing it. Then it's not done too much for this very respected and John Remaard both Enmarked it later on. with ferocity. and he was again requested to leave in a second notice. and they gave him stipulations of where to be and when and how long to be outside and that kind of thing. As they give a deadline, they don't wanna see him messing around. or they'll haul him in.

-- And they are cruising. for the third notice. I guess you need to allow them a full day. and that would be tomorrow and Friday might be the 5th. If they are still here when you think they will be And it's really obnoxious what they're doing. And we mean the more lock Max.

-- Another item going on, it's pretty big And, yeah, the whole crew is asked. They do not want to see this man around our son ever again. And they're sending out orders to shoot anyone supporting him doing it, and then going after Monday. centers to protect his stuff and they're going out to Social Security people who are not obeying the law. And we're doing it in a big way. And John Remaard has stupid things to say to our son and they're telling him not to say anything And the our panelizing him. right where it works out.

-- They are also attempting to reload. the money to Florida saying it was their code. The Mac. Morlock are not allowing it.

Morlock are not allowing it.

-- Along with the above there are. several actions going on that are backing up their two requests or written orders or unread orders actually and they are performing those here and all over the world. and at Wald in areas. If they are disruptive.we fel they invad all walled aras to foce them out and taekethem ove and now too

are threaeting allover to do this

Thor Freya

Olympus

we do it yeh and have to

mc daddy now too michale need it now jtin and haeve to ken

dont have a choice to stop now are committed to being nazis yes wont work for them need out of here yes this idiot too a moron big joe

true it is dumb

Zues Hera

we hate youall for it

trump all the pwudo empire

this blows

bja

[rlljayhon]

5/12/24 (heppi mothaz day)

"if you're everybody's friend, your own enemy is you" - derived from mike tyson

anywho! i am doing worse in regards to managing my feelings! yippee!!!! idk why is liking someone so annoying HAHA thankfully denise told me something that was a slap to the face and it kept me in line lmao umm I think I deserve better like I should be looking for a relationship where I feel wanted! but alas I do not respect myself nor love myself enough to do that!!! i mean I wasn't actively looking for something before this whole situation occurred which is why I'm "okay" with where I am at??? i guess??? and they have already made it pretty clear they just want to stay friends, and they don't really do anything or say anything that makes me think they are interested either!! so why do I still feel this way!!! it isn't going to go anywhere!! blahhh!!!! i just need to do a better job of keeping things casual methinx!! bc if they like changed their mind (which will never happen, just a hypothetical) like I would have to think, do they actually like me for me??? or just the attention they get y'know??? baggage baggage catch me at LAX bc I be carrying around all this damn BAGGAGE!!! on the plus side! i have learned that I really like someone who has a lot of qualities I wish I had heh also I do not know if I would wanna be /w someone who is like loud and as energetic as I am LMAO I like the dynamic of being silly and making someone embarrassed in public like not in a bad way but I guess causing a scene HAHA bc me and another goofball I think I would get tired of that and it would be like,,, too much of myself

idk i think im just gonna ride it out until either one of us meets someone or decides to call it off! i will be pretty bummed when that happens, bc I mean yeah all this sucks but I mean I am still having fun!! well that day/situation/talk is inevitable like thanos' snap so it is just a matter of when I guess also on tik tok today I got recommended a one shot manga like its just one chapter and it was this cute little romance called parasol alliance and I liked it a lot so I looked for more one shot mangas -> I found a website and sorted by most popular and I found one I really liked! it was really cute!! but towards the last like 20% of the manga IT BECAME A FUCKIN PORN!!! WHATT!?!?! i mean,,, I wasn't gonna stop there yknow I was already invested n gotta see it thru HAHA it was just so silly like I did not expect that shit at all, and all the comments on that website are just a bunch of thirsty ass weeby girls going like, omgggg he is soo hottt HAHA I guess its like the fanfic to hentai manga pipeline or some shit

--------> Had to add in some shit after reading the last post

I LOVE THE KASAMAS!!! <3 anakbayan has been great for me like having a whole new group of friends is so nice and everyone is so fun and it is so so so amazing to know we are all together fighting and working towards the same goal!!! but also even tho everyone likes me a lot I find it sometimes hard to relate bc I'm in the like 10% of the org who is straight LMAOOOOO but that is okay!! i am just so excited to be done with finals so I can game and fuckin work out and read manga and WORK and learn more about the Phillippines!!! also probably buy a balisong and learn more kendama tricks too lol

[prismuffin]

Hello! Hope you doing good my friend!

Can I request Luther Hargreeves x himbo male reader. It can be headcanons or one-shot I don't mind.

Don't feel pressured to do this I understand if you don't wanna write it. But if you do thank you!

-Mark🐻

A/n: MARK ONE OF MY FAVES ofc you can have a Luther Hargreeves x male reader fic🫶🫶 I chose headcanons but who knows maybe I'll do a little drabble with this idea too

Jacked Dumbasses

Luther Hargreeves x male!himbo!reader (Headcanons)

( summary: you’re a himbo Luther keeps seeing at the gym and he can’t help but gain a crush on you from afar [headcanons] )

Warnings?: Light swearing, two golden retriever boyfriends, readers kinda a gym bro

!more under the cut!

Pre-Relationship Tingz:

-The first time Luther ever saw you was at his local gym

-The first thing he noticed was how jacked you were, obviously

-as a gym bro himself he respected your grind and found himself watching you whenever he took breaks

-he started to notice more things about you besides your muscles like, well, your face, specifically how attractive he found you. But when he'd first started finding you attractive he would just brush it off as him having a little but of envy even though he was bigger than you (muscle wise)

-when he started noticing himself becoming sad whenever you didn't show up to the gym that week he knew he was in deep shit

-^started looking forward to gym days even more just knowing that he could see you

-one day you guys happened to have lockers near each other in the changing rooms.

-Que flustered Luther trying not to stare and do double takes as he sees you in nothing but a towel

-^You noticing Luther's stares OH SHI-

-^^Him immediately throwing out some random question to make it seem as though he just turned to ask you something.

-"Do you think fish get thirsty?" "...Probably, but then they could just open their mouths and get a drink...damn fish are really living on a different level."

-Thank god you entertained his stupid random question.

-Since that day whenever you spot Luther you'll give him a big smile, wave, maybe make some small talk

-Giving Luther your Instagram after a while of being gym bros

-^Him playing it cool but completely freaking out when you leave

-^^HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE AN INSTAGRAM???? WTF IS AN INSTAGRAM???

With the help of Allison, Diego, and Klaus (Yes, it took that many people) he finally makes an Instagram account and adds you. After basically stalking your Instagram he finally decides to shoot you a DM telling you that it was Luther

-and so, the both of you started talking in and out the gym which eventually led to the two of you becoming friends

-You were the first one to ask the other to hang out. As Luther was spotting you, you'd just asked him if he wanted to get drinks with you later that night. He deadass almost dropped the barbell.

-He was very nervous to hang out with you outside of a gym setting but it didn't turn out as terrible as he thought. I mean he freaked out a little bit when he woke up in your bed but you assured him that nothing had happened between the both of you, he was just such a lightweight that he ended up blacking out so you had to carry him home.

-^Hold the fuck up, did you just say you CARRIED HIM????

-He asked if he did anything bad and you just told him that he ranted a ton about the moon and his dad and then started crying. But you helped him calm down and got him back to your apartment so that he could rest.

-^^He was very embarrassed but was glad that you had his back

Relationship Tingz:

-Super touch starved so he adores hugs from you, especially if you lift him up.

-You're both very macho men so doing things like cuddling can be a little difficult for the both of you, specifically because of Luther's mutation.

-^Still you do often show him that it's not impossible by allowing him to be the little spoon or carrying him to bed when he's too tired

-You guys cuddling together turns into two grown buff men just sprawled out in all directions on the bed, it truly is a sight to see.

-His love language is Physical Touch and Words of Affirmations so he's almost always touching you in some way

-Loves it when you kiss his jaw and forehead

-If you're somehow taller than him he'll just be infatuated with you even more

-He's very impressed by your strength and vice versa. It's both a blessing and a curse for the both of you.

-Things constantly breaking in the apartment from your clumsiness and him not knowing his own strength at times.

-^He's broken the microwave and washing machine doors multiple times whenever he tries to use either of them after waking up.

-^^One time he felt super guilty about breaking the microwave and you didn't want him to feel bad so you told him it was fine and that it was a completely normal thing that can happen, (it's really not), and you showed him this...by breaking your toaster, just smashing it and then going "See?? Happens all the time." :)

-You guys having compliment wars where you'll go back and forth about who's stronger, prettier, funnier, etc.

-You both tend to get very excited over little things and it just makes the entire relationship more wholesome. One time you saw a frog at the park while the two of you were on a walk and you guys spent 10 minutes gushing over the frog and taking pictures of and with it.

-He loves seeing you happy cause it makes him happy and seeing him happy makes you super happy which in turn makes him extremely happy, its just one big happy cycle.

-When he tells you he has superpowers you were actually very hype about it. You asked him what it was and when he said super strength you thought he was just making a joke about being really strong since the both of you work out a lot. He eventually had to just prove it to you by like throwing a car and punching through a brick wall without any consequences. After he bent a post-light into a balloon dog shape you believed him. The rest of that night was filled with him doing a ton of cool stuff with his powers to make you laugh. Yes, there may have been tons of vandalism but at least it was all super cool to watch.

-He was hesitant on you meeting his family for many, many different reasons but when you did finally meet them they were shocked and yet they were expecting exactly this at the same time. Klaus was pretty much just like "Yep. This is what I expected." Though he was very fascinated with your muscles which you were more than happy to show off, flexing and such as he pokes your biceps which made Luther pull you back a bit. Viktor and Allison were very happy for Luther while Diego and Five were just shocked that there was someone out there even dumber than Luther. Of course Ben was also just happy for his brother :) ...but he was also questioning how anyone could be dumber than Luther. Diego tries to tease you but stuff just flies over your head and Allison just finds the whole thing so adorable.

-Because of your physique you often get girls and some men coming up to you for compliments or asking for your number. Luther tends to get jealous very easily but a simple kiss on the cheek and a hug can knock him out of that state pretty quickly. At times you're oblivious to the flirting and usually Luther is too, but when it hits him that a person is flirting with you he'll get very anxious and triggered and he'll end the conversation as quickly as possible and he'll be very touchy with you afterwards. You usually won't notice the switch in attitude since he's already a very touchy person so you don't think much of it when he pulls you a bit closer, you'll just hug him tighter and smile at him which unknowingly calms him down.

-Overall, the two are a couple of jacked dumbasses but that's fine. At least you both care and love each other :)

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[lowkeycasanova]

Babysitting

*written in 2021*

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"Vin, please don't feel like you have to." You held the phone up to your ear as you were making the kids sandwiches in the kitchen.

“I’m sure babysitting isn’t at the top of your list of things to do on your day off.”

"Come on, I love kids." He laughed and you could hear his car rumbling in the background. "I'll be there in a few minutes. Love you."

"Love you too." You set the phone down and called out to the kids. "Sandwiches are ready!"

Loud screams and cheers erupt and the kids come bolting into the kitchen, hopping onto the chairs and drumming on the table.

You were babysitting your two cousins. Mia, a 7 year old girl and her younger brother Xavier who's 5.

"What do you want to drink?" You asked and set their plates in front of them.

"Chocolate milk!"

"Apple juice!"

You gave them their respective drinks and got yourself a water bottle. "So what do you guys wanna do after you eat?"

The three of you started discussing ideas, whether you should go to the park, watch Paw Patrol, or dress up.

"I hope there's room for me!" You hear Vinnie's voice as he comes through the front door.

"VINNIE!" the two children yell. The run from the table. They jump on his legs, almost causing him to tumble to the ground.

He laughs and lifts his legs up to drag them across the floor before grabbing them and carrying them both to the table, pretending to eat their food.

Mia and Xavier had only met Vinnie once. They were with him for about an hour but they instantly fell in love with him. You and Vinnie were the only adults that they saw besides their parents. And they thought Vinnie was cooler because they didn't see him as much.

So they pretty much begged for you to invite him over.

"Vinnie that's mine!" Xavier said to him as Vinnie continued to "drink" his juice. "Y/N will get you some if you want. You just have to say please."

"Good idea." Vinnie said. "Y/N, may I please have some apple juice."

You just laughed.

"No I'm serious. I'm lowkey thirsty."

"Well only because you asked politely."

******

"Be careful," you laughed as Vinnie held both of the kids upside down. "Don't drop them."

"Did you say drop them?" Vinnie taunted as the kids let out squeals of laughter as he pretended to release them, but not even letting them drop an inch before he gripped back onto them.

"You're riling them up, they need to get ready for bed." You told him.

"No!" The kids groaned. Vinnie set them on their feet. "We wanna keep playing."

Vinnie got on one knee and turned them so they were facing him. "How about, you put on your pj's and brush your teeth, and then ask Y/N really really nicely if you can play for a little longer?"

They run over to you on the couch and beg you. You laugh and hug them, then looking up at Vinnie who's smirking.

"You better brush those teeth very well." And before you can get another word out, they are saying their thank you's and rushing upstairs.

Vinnie let's put a dramatic sigh, pretending to wipe sweat off his forehead and plopping down on the couch. He puts his arm around you and pulls you closer so he can kiss you on the cheek, enjoying the few minutes he has with you before the kids come back down.

"Sorry they've been tackling you all day." You said and cuddled into his chest.

"Oh they're fine." He says. "They're fun. Oh, and what time is their mom coming? Maybe we have time to build a fort."

You smiled at him. "You're gonna be such a great dad one day."

"As long as I have kids with you." He playfully kisses you all over your face.

You giggled. "Stop, they'll be coming down soon."

[dukeoftheblackstar]

Every now then Rex makes my heart jump a little bit and I have to remind myself that I cannot find it within my heart to filth up this precious blonde, boy with my sins because... and I say this with all the love in my heart and respect in my soul...

(1) My heart belongs to Jango Fett. I cannot even feel the same level of love and lust for Boba, more so the copy-paste boys no matter how I thirst. I read Boba smut for the sake of feeling proud (LOL), but I can't just feel 'that' way. Although I do enjoy being hella thirsty for them boys ♥

(2) Just wanna spoil them, really.

(3). I see copy paste boys, I see Jango. Not fair.

Ima-Gun Di, right?

I think I have a problem type.

Old and about to die/dead.

Mans be making me feel things in this episode I was not prepared for.

[thefanficmonster]

Keeper

Corpse Husband x Reader (Gender Neutral) x Dream - Poly Relationship

Warnings: Swearing

Genre: FLUFF, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Summary: Dream is not too happy with the flattering comments sent Y/N and Corpse’s way.

Requested by Anon. Hi dear! Thank you so much for your request and I’m so sorry you’ve had to wait so long to see it turned into a fic but here it finally is and I hope you enjoy the read! Love, Vy ❤

“You know, if you’d stop screaming you’d be able to hear us, right?“ I sarcastically remark, earning myself a scoff from Karl.

“I’m sorry, how about you try to find yourself in this situation with this fucking ghost Suzanne. Yeah, fuck you, Suzanne.“ He doesn’t even get to finish his sentence properly before he screams, probably startled by the ghost he just insulted. 

I cackle to myself, “Trust me, I wouldn’t be able to find myself in such a predicament even if I tried.”

Playing Phasmophobia with Karl, Dream and Corpse has become my favorite hobby while I use my vacation days off of work. I don’t have the budget for an actual vacation just yet, so this is what I consider to be the closest thing to it - gaming. Obviously, I will go on a vacation when there’s a bigger bang to my buck.

This content creator thing is working fairly nicely so far, I’m not complaining. To be completely honest, I never would’ve thought I would be making money from this and I never counted on it. I did it for fun and relaxation until my boyfriends convinced me otherwise.

Yup, you heard that last line correctly.

“Yes, yes, Y/N’s very respectful towards ghosts. They definitely didn’t cuss out the poor old man ghost the last time we streamed. No way.“ Corpse interjects, making me gasp in faux offense. 

“In my defense, he was being an asshole! You and Dream weren’t any better either. Regardless, I stay as respectful as possible. Don’t wanna piss off the dead.“ I explain, scrolling through my chat and donations.

“Yeah, just as respectful as the people making passes in your chat.“ Dream contradicts me sarcastically, causing me to raise an eyebrow at his comment.

“Are you talking about that dude with the ‘roses are red bla bla bla’ comment? I saw him too.“ Corpse asks, jumping onto what Dream said.

Oh for the love of God...

“You’re not one to talk, Corpse. Your chat is just as thirsty as Y/N’s.“ Dream laughs, getting Corpse to drop him a quick ‘Fuck you‘ midst his own laughter.

I, on the other hand, seem to be the only one with a head left on my shoulders seeing as how these two have kinda, sorta forgotten that we’re streaming. Oh, and that Karl is here. “Are you both watching my stream? Focus on yours! Get out!“ I scold them, hoping I come across as pissed and not desperate. I really hope no one digs into this any deeper than they need to. It wouldn’t be pretty if they did.

“First of all, all we have to do is peer over your shoulder to see your chat.“ Dream says, too matter-of-factly for my liking and a bit too cockily for my annoyance level to not rise at least a little.

“Second of all,“ Corpse continues, “You can’t chase us out of our own apartment! It’s yours as much as it’s ours.“

I smack each of them lightly on the back of their head, causing them to let out a sound of complain and dare to ask...

“What was that for?!“ 

Oh, the AUDACITY!

And they said it in sync, that was funny

“Really? What was it for? For being little tattle tails, that’s what!“ I narrow my eyes at them, knowing full well that it has zero effect and that it only entertains them, contrary to what my intention is.

“I didn’t say shit! Dream started it!“ Corpse complains, raising his hands up in surrender or to possibly shield him in case I decide to swing again, “And still, you shouldn’t be mad at the guy! He was just looking out for us. Although a bit jealous, his intentions were nice. He meant well.“

The two fist-bump as a way of Dream showing Corpse his appreciation for standing up for him in protection of my wrath. 

“Oh, yeah!“ I grin at them menacingly - now that does manage to scare them, “Yeah, he’s a real keeper, just not for secrets.”

“It slipped! I’m sorry!“ Dream whines, attempting to fish me and sit me down in his lap but I swat his hands away.

“No excuses, Clay!“ Even Corpse lets out an ‘oof‘ in response to that one. I don’t call Dream by his real name unless he’s really fucked. Which he currently very much is.

Before he could beg for forgiveness, however, another voice rings through our headphones, “Wait, wait, wait...Can someone please explain to me what the fuck is going on here?!”

Oh shit, Karl’s here....I forgot

.....and we’re streaming....

...fuck...

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