#be soooooo serious with meeeeee
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no bc when you think about it buzzed head selina is so everything. like. so many female characters in superhero media have longass hair that they just. leave out? of their mask? like girl be so real. ik that shit a hassle. and if they put it under a mask the never show em like braiding it or anything beforehand? or putting on wig cap? or both? like literally be SO real with me dude. i wanna see some girlies with dutch braids!! with cornrows!! with somethin thats not gonna fly round and get in the way!!! make female superhero hair more real or shave them all BALD!!!!
#hate hate HATE when they have it just down#ponytail is ok i guess (not really if its super long)#but like#just out??? like your hair reaches mid back and its just out????#girl.#this is how you know female superheroes are written by men bc has someone who had hair that length it is a HASSLE#black panther did it right look at all the female warriors they have short hair or its out of the way in a protective style#be soooooo serious with meeeeee#ugh#selina kyle#the batman#batman#dc comics#dc superman#superwoman#supergirl#batwoman#barbara gordon#poison ivy#harley quinn#batgirl#wonder woman#diana prince#black widow#no one is safe dude im naming them all#jane foster#gwen stacy#spider woman#mj watson#she hulk
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#db#thoughts#literally feel like throwing up rn all because this man i’ve been sleeping with won’t like me back#LMAOOOOOO#he calls me up and i come and it’s sooooo obvious that’s all he wants me for#and it fucks me up so bad#i like him soooooo much i can’t breathe#all i can do is wait for him to want me again and i can’t believe i let him do this to me#but how could i say no to him#i physically cannot say no to him#he’s like all i ever want HELP MEEEEEE#my chest hurts my stomach hurts EVERTHING HURTS#i miss him all the time#when i sleep over his house and he’s asleep and holding me so tight to his body i already start missing him#i wish for the morning to not come#I FEEL SICKKKKK#he’s so sweet in person but i’m NO ONE to him when we’re not together#oh my god someone help i’m so serious#i wanna pull away so bad i wanna ghost him so bad#but i can’t even find an ick ?????#god help i can’t take this#it’s only been a month and a half !!!! THIS IS INSANE#I FEEL SO INSANE
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Smallville 5x06
"How you ever had a crush on Richie Cunningham, I will never understand."
I'm actually so easy to please
"And Lois... *laughs* I'd do anything to get rid of Lois."
but thinking about how annoying she is makes him laugh, soooooo... she's a good influence, I rest my case😌😌
Jonathan knows too, like-
Chloe & Lois as an investigative duo are actually really fun
Lex really lives in Jonathan's head rent free💀💀
ohmygoooooddd
MOTHER.
"She's here to dance."
Chloe really threw Lois under the bus like that I'm cryingsjakjsha
the struggle is real💀
SOOOOO let's see if Jonathan actually apologizes when it turns out Lex didn't do anything
CLARKFNKLJFDISLYS
COVER YOUR EYES SWEET SUMMER CHILD
Lois x bisexual lighting I LIVEEEE
they did that for me😭😌
"I'll have a coke😇" ... "S- straight up, on the rocks.😤"
JAkhsshfdlskaBOOBOO WHAT ARE YOU-
I just choked on my ice cream
LMAOOOOOO bless his heart
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL PART 2 I'M CRYINDHSGFJFKD
I'm really not ready for what's about to go down here😭😭
🎶DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKEEE MEEEEEEE🎶
Someone needs to go to jail for that music choice💀💀
TOM WELLING YOUR FACE JOURNEYS. LET ME SAY THANK YOU KING🙇♀️
this is history in the making. absolutely iconic.
🎶DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS WRONG LIKE MEEEEEE🎶🎶
i do wish she was my girlfriend actually they're so right
aaand she's getting into it
ON MY FUCKING KNEES FOR HER MA'AM YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE PLEASEEEE
he's kind of giving me:
PLEASEWSWKRJWOPQP
EVERY SINGLE FRAME OF THIS IS SO FUCKING ICONIC LIKE WHAT DO I EVEN SAY??
it's okay bb, we're all looking respectfully right now
💀💀💀THE STRUGGLE IS REAL PT.3
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THIS BEAN
kshadjwka his fight or flight is kicking in😭😭
"What are you doing here?" "What are YOU doing here?"
story of their life fr
the struggle has never been more real, pray for Clark💀
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they did that.
smallville writers really did that.
legend behaviour if you ask me
i would like to take this moment and say thank you.
"I've never been in a position where people look up to me."
This is such a silly statement, Jonathan is literally the person Clark looks up to the most. His bigger personality flaws clearly come from Jonathan's influence💀 (not to say he didn't also learn a lot of good traits from him -he absolutely did- but you know)
I'm really curious what Lex's (and Jonathan's) politics are actually, don't be shy writers tell me👀
SIR I NEED YOU TO STEP AWAY FROM MY WIFE IMMEDIATELY
creepy mf
"Hey 007. Nice of you to show up." "I'll start assuming that means thank you?"
giggling kicking my feet
"I can't touch him." "Well, I can."
I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, MOTHERRRR
pls his face😭
he knows he could never be as cool as her
THIS SHOT MAKES ME FERAL
my parents🥹
(listen the shit i went through to upload this last picture tho, i hit the upload limit and had to delete stuff, then i accidentally deleted the whole post for a second🤡 my whole life flashed before my eyes💀💀)
Lex talking about a guy falling in love with his best friend's wife uh oh, no thank youuuuu😬😬
He was making a good point though.
"The thing I always try to remember is, no matter how much le lays on, he never expects more than he expects from himself."
Clark really grew up didn't he😭😭
"What are you doing, you just moved back in."
from the guy who said "I'd do anything to get of Lois." at the beginning of the episode, what in the clownery🤡🤡
All men do is lie.
she's such a menace, I LOVE HER😭😭
AND HE CAN'T STAY MAD AT HER LOOK AT HIS FACEEEEE
they're secret bffs your honor😭
I LOVE THEMMM IT'S ACTUALLY SO SERIOUS
"And you didn't have to come after me but you always do. So I wanted to say thank you. You're a really good friend."
GOING INSANE ON THIS SATURDAY NIGHT
CUT IT OUT YOU ASSHOLES I'M TRYING TO STAY NORMAL UNTIL SEASON 8 QUIT EYE FUCKINGZFGDUWEOAK
well. stay normal challenge failed again but that's exactly how i thought this would go, sooo
Question for the people: should i even tag Lex in posts like this? I don't think twice about tagging characters like Jonathan because I don't expect fans to look through his tag for him specifically, but i know people do it with Lex and I feel bad at the thought of them having to scroll through me losing my mind over Clois with a few Lex mentions in between. Lex fans lemme know
#smallville#5x06#clark kent#lois lane#clois#jonathan kent#chloe sullivan#ellie's smallville thoughts#lex luthor
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