#be serious lmaooo
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champagnemoon · 4 months ago
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Conservative men listing their political beliefs as moderate on dating sites to have access to liberal and leftist women is so annoying because I know the only thing you moderate about is premarital sex lmaooooo
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ih8bb · 1 year ago
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cory we don’t care about your brother, bookie….
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it’s so odd to me that now, when a man dresses and talks in a way that is mocking women as a part of “comedy”, that’s no longer called out for misogyny, it’s called out for transphobia.
i saw something the other day on tv (i cannot remember what for the life of me now, sorry 😭) and a man did exactly that, playing a “dumb” wife stereotype while keeping himself obviously male. i was surprised to see people talking about it online later, because it’s rare that type of misogyny gets talked about, but they weren’t talking about misogyny. they were calling it transphobia.
and if a sexist caricature of a woman by a man seemingly mocks trans women then idk, perhaps they’re not so different things…
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jealizmuch · 10 months ago
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here’s a quick doodle (it took me 3 hours) to celebrate how gay people saved the day once again (the magnus archives got me out of my 2 year long art block)
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violent138 · 9 months ago
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thewalkinglamppost · 2 months ago
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padmesbox · 5 months ago
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Hangman Page birthday week → Day three: Favorite AEW TV moment
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hoodnaruto · 1 year ago
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Did yall know Sakura fans and Hinata fans be arguing about who’s more of a single mother 😭
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alovember · 8 months ago
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"Let's make one, too"
pls go read @humandyke s fic Death Cup <333
Here's a little scene from ch.7 with the tiny snowmen, I tried to draw it how I saw it in my head lmao
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so... my friends wanted to udnerstand the ship i have been obsessed with for the last years but they have never played genshin so i made a slide presentation trying to summarize Haikaveh and why i think its a good ship.... and it kind got over 50 slides? lmaooo
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eikichi-supremacy · 9 months ago
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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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themintman · 3 months ago
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drawing from last night I did to test my new pens 😋😋
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I did that one (probably dead) art trend and OUGH HOW DID I DO THAT. WHAT THE FUCK
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fellowcaniac · 11 months ago
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uhhlifeig · 14 days ago
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Giving - Dec. 12th - word count: 729 - @wolfstarmicrofic
Remus Lupin sat down near the hearth of Potter Manor, holding a plate of pastries and a mug of hot chocolate.
Sirius Black was sitting right next to him in the little circle that his friends had made. Remus smiled at his boyfriend and passed him a Muggle store-bought croissant, grinning when Sirius wrinkled his nose.
“Moony, are you trying to poison me? What is this- this abomination?” Sirius asked, dropping the pastry on the floor. “How dare you hand that to me?”
“Well, Sirius, you were the one who suggested we get some Muggle foods to try over Christmas hols. It’s not my fault,” Remus shrugged.
“How dare you, Moony,” Sirius said, putting a hand on his heart and pretending to faint like a Victorian-Era lady. “That is pure lies and slander, and you know it.”
“Shut up, Sirius. We want to start the gift opening,” grumbled Lily from where she was nestled into James’s side. “Save the dramatics for later.”
“Fine,” Sirius pouted, righting himself. “Who’s up first?”
“Sirius,” Peter sighed, “If you had been listening then you would have realized that it was you first. But noooo, you had to go and faint over a croissant.”
“Hey! It was an utter travesty to all French food, stop defending that atrocity,” Sirius protested, getting up and walking over to the tree to get his gift. 
Lily had insisted on doing something different this year, so she had chosen some sort of Muggle tradition called “Secret Santa” or something like that. It involved slips of paper and also a lot of secrecy, but Sirius was great at secrecy.
Oh, and his gift was for Remus. It may or may not have been a stack of books, but that didn’t matter.
Sirius grabbed the bright red present with his name on it from under the tree and made his way back over to the group.
“Unwrap it!” cheered James, which caused Lily to smack him in the arm. 
Sirius did as told, and was surprised to see a bright red and gold scarf. He picked it up, trying to figure out who had given it to him. 
It must have been Lily, he figured, as she was able to knit and she also liked to make her friends gifts.
“Lily, was this from you?” Sirius asked.
“No, it wasn’t, actually.” She smirked and glanced at Peter, who sighed at her devious smirk. 
“It’s from me, Sirius,” Peter said. “I also charmed it to be durable and also to be warm no matter what, so that Padfoot has something to play tug with that’s harder to break.”
“Thanks, Pete,” Sirius said, pretending to blow him a kiss. “Such a thoughtful lad, you are.”
“Well yeah. It’s the season of giving, after all. Now,” Peter clapped his hands together. “Remus, you’re up.”
Remus made his way over to the tree as well, picking out a deep blue box and going back to the little circle that his friends had made. 
Upon unwrapping it, his eyes widened when he saw first editions of all of his favorite books. Who the fuck would have this much money- Oh. Wait. Sirius and James would.
Remus made a guess at who the gift-giver was. He did have a fifty-fifty chance, after all. 
“Sirius, fess up. Why’d you do this for me?” 
Sirius’s eyes widened, obviously not expecting his boyfriend to guess him first try. “I mean, you said you liked those books?” he said weakly.
“No, no. Well, yes, I do, but these are first editions, Sirius. I expect you know how rare and valuable these are, no? Why?” Remus asked, already doing mental calculations for how much he owed.
“Because I love you? You mean so much to me, and also that was, like, barely a dent in Alphard’s money. I’d totally do it again. When Wally and Onion die then I’ll buy you all the books you want., actually. Make them roll in their graves a bit, you know?”
Remus sat there, shocked, before regaining his senses and pulling his boyfriend into a kiss.
A good few seconds into the kiss, Remus heard James gag. “Get a room, you two. Please. You’re dirtying the pastries’ innocent dough.” 
They broke apart, shooting him a dirty look in unison before bursting into laughter. 
“The pastries? Seriously?” Lily said, looking up at him.
“Yeah, love. Siriusly.”
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seasideoranges · 7 months ago
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y'all i gotta be honest for a sec, the "atla wouldnt change much if aang wasnt there, in fact it might be better" and "the atla finale wouldnt change much if aang wasnt there to fight ozai" debates is the funniest thing ive seen come out of this fandom
#'this show wouldnt change much if the main character wasnt there' hmm me thinks otherwise!#do people just. not realize that the gaangs arcs ESPECIALLY zukos and kataras would not have happened if aang was taken out of the picture?#ppl praise zukos redemption arc sm and rightfully so but aang is such a HUGE factor in zukos arc!#hell you could argue that it kickstarted because of aang#'if we knew each other back then do you think we could have been friends too?' the question that forever changed zukos life#without aang katara would still be stuck in the south pole with sokka and she wouldve never gotten the training she needed#toph wouldve never left if aang wasnt in the picture#hell you could argue the same with suki shed still be stuck on the island#tbh without aang theyd all be dead or at least in serious trouble by the end of the series#and the finale argument... cmon now#did people forget the scene of iroh explaining to zuko (AND THE AUDIENCE) that aang HAS to be the one to fight ozai#ONLY aang could defeat ozai#the strongest firebender in the series#without aang they all wouldve been cooked#by this point both zuko and sokka were seriously injured and katara and the rest were absolutely exhausted from fighting their own battles#ozai is only one guy yeah but again he is the strongest firebender in the whole series#even iroh was like 'nah theres no way in hell i could beat him'#ozai was in the air spinning around like a beyblade shooting fire from all parts of his body destroying everything in sight LMAOOO#delete later#probably
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songofstrawhats · 11 months ago
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Law is the character in One Piece who is having the single worst time of his life every moment he's on screen and it's fucking hilarious
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