#be serious lmaooo

[champagnemoon]

Conservative men listing their political beliefs as moderate on dating sites to have access to liberal and leftist women is so annoying because I know the only thing you moderate about is premarital sex lmaooooo

[ih8bb]

cory we don’t care about your brother, bookie….

[jealizmuch]

here’s a quick doodle (it took me 3 hours) to celebrate how gay people saved the day once again (the magnus archives got me out of my 2 year long art block)

[violent138]

[thewalkinglamppost]

[hoodnaruto]

Did yall know Sakura fans and Hinata fans be arguing about who’s more of a single mother 😭

[ataleofcrowns]

The scene when the Crown first meets Dara and he's enraged at Xelef's familiarity with the Crown always makes me laugh because...

I can't help but imagine what would happen if the Crown flicked their eyes away, expression theatrically somber, twisting a strand of hair around their finger.

"Oh, it was dreadful, General~. Xelef had me all chained up... In his bed."

I feel like Dara would have imploded. I would have loved to see Xelef's expression too. 😂😂

Are you trying to get X killed 😭😭😭

[alovember]

"Let's make one, too"

pls go read @humandyke s fic Death Cup <333

Here's a little scene from ch.7 with the tiny snowmen, I tried to draw it how I saw it in my head lmao

[just-another-dream-about-yuu]

so... my friends wanted to udnerstand the ship i have been obsessed with for the last years but they have never played genshin so i made a slide presentation trying to summarize Haikaveh and why i think its a good ship.... and it kind got over 50 slides? lmaooo

[themintman]

drawing from last night I did to test my new pens 😋😋

I did that one (probably dead) art trend and OUGH HOW DID I DO THAT. WHAT THE FUCK

[fellowcaniac]

[uhhlifeig]

Giving - Dec. 12th - word count: 729 - @wolfstarmicrofic

Remus Lupin sat down near the hearth of Potter Manor, holding a plate of pastries and a mug of hot chocolate.

Sirius Black was sitting right next to him in the little circle that his friends had made. Remus smiled at his boyfriend and passed him a Muggle store-bought croissant, grinning when Sirius wrinkled his nose.

“Moony, are you trying to poison me? What is this- this abomination?” Sirius asked, dropping the pastry on the floor. “How dare you hand that to me?”

“Well, Sirius, you were the one who suggested we get some Muggle foods to try over Christmas hols. It’s not my fault,” Remus shrugged.

“How dare you, Moony,” Sirius said, putting a hand on his heart and pretending to faint like a Victorian-Era lady. “That is pure lies and slander, and you know it.”

“Shut up, Sirius. We want to start the gift opening,” grumbled Lily from where she was nestled into James’s side. “Save the dramatics for later.”

“Fine,” Sirius pouted, righting himself. “Who’s up first?”

“Sirius,” Peter sighed, “If you had been listening then you would have realized that it was you first. But noooo, you had to go and faint over a croissant.”

“Hey! It was an utter travesty to all French food, stop defending that atrocity,” Sirius protested, getting up and walking over to the tree to get his gift. 

Lily had insisted on doing something different this year, so she had chosen some sort of Muggle tradition called “Secret Santa” or something like that. It involved slips of paper and also a lot of secrecy, but Sirius was great at secrecy.

Oh, and his gift was for Remus. It may or may not have been a stack of books, but that didn’t matter.

Sirius grabbed the bright red present with his name on it from under the tree and made his way back over to the group.

“Unwrap it!” cheered James, which caused Lily to smack him in the arm. 

Sirius did as told, and was surprised to see a bright red and gold scarf. He picked it up, trying to figure out who had given it to him. 

It must have been Lily, he figured, as she was able to knit and she also liked to make her friends gifts.

“Lily, was this from you?” Sirius asked.

“No, it wasn’t, actually.” She smirked and glanced at Peter, who sighed at her devious smirk. 

“It’s from me, Sirius,” Peter said. “I also charmed it to be durable and also to be warm no matter what, so that Padfoot has something to play tug with that’s harder to break.”

“Thanks, Pete,” Sirius said, pretending to blow him a kiss. “Such a thoughtful lad, you are.”

“Well yeah. It’s the season of giving, after all. Now,” Peter clapped his hands together. “Remus, you���re up.”

Remus made his way over to the tree as well, picking out a deep blue box and going back to the little circle that his friends had made. 

Upon unwrapping it, his eyes widened when he saw first editions of all of his favorite books. Who the fuck would have this much money- Oh. Wait. Sirius and James would.

Remus made a guess at who the gift-giver was. He did have a fifty-fifty chance, after all. 

“Sirius, fess up. Why’d you do this for me?” 

Sirius’s eyes widened, obviously not expecting his boyfriend to guess him first try. “I mean, you said you liked those books?” he said weakly.

“No, no. Well, yes, I do, but these are first editions, Sirius. I expect you know how rare and valuable these are, no? Why?” Remus asked, already doing mental calculations for how much he owed.

“Because I love you? You mean so much to me, and also that was, like, barely a dent in Alphard’s money. I’d totally do it again. When Wally and Onion die then I’ll buy you all the books you want., actually. Make them roll in their graves a bit, you know?”

Remus sat there, shocked, before regaining his senses and pulling his boyfriend into a kiss.

A good few seconds into the kiss, Remus heard James gag. “Get a room, you two. Please. You’re dirtying the pastries’ innocent dough.” 

They broke apart, shooting him a dirty look in unison before bursting into laughter. 

“The pastries? Seriously?” Lily said, looking up at him.

“Yeah, love. Siriusly.”

[seasideoranges]

y'all i gotta be honest for a sec, the "atla wouldnt change much if aang wasnt there, in fact it might be better" and "the atla finale wouldnt change much if aang wasnt there to fight ozai" debates is the funniest thing ive seen come out of this fandom

[shimidraco]

figuring out how to stylize him... u dont understand if i dont draw him taller and with a snatched waist ill DIE!!! PLEASE DONT LET ME DIEEE!!!! /ref

[songofstrawhats]

Law is the character in One Piece who is having the single worst time of his life every moment he's on screen and it's fucking hilarious

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

You know, when I was a kid (teenage years) I didn't necessarily want to wait until marriage to have sex, but I was incredibly averse to the idea of having sex with somebody I wasn't planning on marrying. My belief was that the first woman I had sex with was going to be the one I married because I've just always been like that lmao. The idea of being that vulnerable with someone who didn't matter deeply to me was incredibly uncomfortable and honestly depressing.