#be mine rn 😾

[sugadolly]

oh please…

[ham1lton]

PRETTY GIRL ROCK!

pairings: oscar piastri x reader, max verstappen x reader, charles leclerc x reader, lewis hamilton x reader, lando norris x reader, carlos sainz jr x reader.

summary: how they react to your instagram selfies.

faceclaims in order of appearance: rayan.elz // sana from twice // phaithmontoya // mina el hammani // simone ashley // iamangejose.

author’s note: if u liked this work, check out my masterlist or leave me a tip! <3

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liked by bestie1, oscarpiastri and 12,828 others.

yourusername: sun, sea and sand ☀️

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user1: yn ur so pretty!!!

-> user2: ur hair colour is to die for!!

oscarpiastri: gorgeous 😻

-> yourusername: blushing and giggling and kicking my feet.

oscarpiastri: u look so pretty.

oscarpiasti: can’t stop staring at you.

bestie1: the cutest ginger ever 💗 my lil ron weasley

-> yourusername: stfuuu 😭

user3: where did u go??

-> yourusername: on a beach break with some friends! <3

user4: yn marry me 😍

-> oscarpiastri: ew 🤢

-> oscarpiastri: no 🤢

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liked by bestie2, maxverstappen1 and 27,128 others.

yourusername: photo dump! but mainly selfies. is it really a yn post if i don’t mostly add selfies?

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user1: beauty and brains!!!

user2: where is the second pic from?

-> yourusername: i was invited to speak at the united nations about my dissertation. it was focusing on the link between poverty and environmentalism. 💕

-> user3: omg??? how did max bag YOU????

-> user4: yn being invited to the un and max can barely finish a book LMFAO

-> maxverstappen1: whoever envies another confesses his superiority 🙏🏻

bestie2: MY BESTIE IS SO HOT 😻

-> yourusername: MY BESTIE IS HOTTER 😾

maxverstappen1: you’re so hot.

-> yourusername: don’t flirt with me under my own post. what if my bf sees?

-> maxverstappen1: i’ll kill him.

-> yourusername: plausible deniability babe.

-> maxverstappen1: i’ll kill him? 🤷🏼‍♂️ // joke

-> yourusername: better 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼

-> user5: y’all both weird LMFAO

-> user6: i get why they’re together now 😭

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liked by bestie3, roscoelovescoco and 382,128 others.

yourusername: ny, you’ve been so good to me and thank u all for 500k! <3

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user1: i wanna be yn so bad

user2: did u see the rats?? are they scary 😭

-> yourusername: god they’re so scary!! i saw one square up with a bodega cat. like… i thought y’all were scared of cats??!! WHAT 😭

user3: 500k!! can’t wait to see what u do for a million followers!!

lewishamilton: roscoe misses u 🙏🏾

-> yourusername: you mean his dad misses me?

-> lewishamilton: 😎😉

user4: where are those boots from?

-> yourusername: they’re vintage! lewis bought them for me <3

user5: stunning stunning girl!!

user6: googling how to be lewis hamilton rn

bestie3: LOVE UUUUU BABE <3

-> yourusername: LOVE UU MORE MWAH 💕

lewishamilton: my beautiful girl 🫶🏽

-> yourusername: love u 👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏾

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liked by bestie4, carlossainz55 and 68,828 others.

yourusername: taking a break from filming!! hope everyone is having a fun summer!!! 💗

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user1: her back is sooo smooth??? HOW?!

-> user2: my bacne says hello 😔

user3: so jealous those drinks look sooo good!!

carlossainz55: mi princesa 😍

-> yourusername: mi amor 👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

carlossainz55: text me back please 🫶🏼

landonorris: jolene don’t steal my man away from me 😔

-> yourusername: he’s mine. stay mad 😻

bestie4: ur welcome for the last pic babe <3

-> yourusername: my girl ily <3

user5: obsessed with u. marry ME instead of carlos PLEASE.

carlossainz55: please answer my call mi vida 💗💗

-> yourusername: omw !!

user6: can’t wait until u come back on our screens again!!

user7: her natural curls r so gorgeous omg!!

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yourusername: skiing is my one true love <3

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user1: the last pic is so model of u yn.

user2: the dog!! ur so adorable!!

user3: these are some rich people activities.

charles_leclerc: just collapsed. you’re so beautiful.

-> yourusername: seriously??!!

-> charles_leclerc: it’s no big deal. you get used to it when you have a gorgeous girlfriend 🤷🏻‍♂️

-> user4: need a man likes charles omg

bestie5: need that hat it’s so cute!!

-> yourusername: u know what’s mine is urs babe x

charles_leclerc: you’re so stunning.

charles_leclerc: like i already knew it but WOW.

-> user5: how often do you have breakdowns due to yn’s beauty?

-> charles_leclerc: very often 😁

user6: so jealous of charles rn….

charles_leclerc: marry me

-> yourusername: i already said yes babe 😭

-> charles_leclerc: just wanted a reminder 😁

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liked by bestie6, landonorris and 32,938 others.

yourusername: self care weekend and a new hairstyle! what do you all think? <3

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user1: oh no y’all… i can already hear lando typing…

user2: it’s giving storm 😻

-> yourusername: biggest compliment!! she’s so gorgeous!! halle was my first crush 💕

user3: LANDO GIVE ME UR GAME CARD HELLO

landonorris: i want u so bad

landonorris: oh my god

bestie5: i ate with that install ong 😍

-> yourusername: yesss u did that’s my bestie!!!

landonorris: 🐕

-> landonorris: rocky get back here!! my bad lol yourusername. he just be running off sometimes. but what’s up tho… u single? 😁

-> user4: OH NAHHHH 😭😭😭😭

-> user5: who tf is ROCKY bro has lost it 😭😭😭

landonorris: ur so pretty

landonorris: need u actually.

landonorris: ur hair is gorgeous <3 just like you.

-> yourusername: thank you baby 😽

-> landonorris: OMG U RESPONDED AHHHHH

-> landonorris: frothing at the mouth. kicking my feet. twirling my hair.

-> user6: all signs of rabies which has a 100% kill rate. i’ll date your gf when u go <3

-> landonorris: NO 😡🖕🏼FUCK OFF !!!

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[stardustloserdoll]

helloo i don’t know if you write for georg (or gustav) but i wanted to request a fic where the reader is tom and bills younger sister and she’s been acting different but she’s secretly dating georg and one day everyone is hanging out and tom is really suspicious on how their acting and when everyone leaves georg sneaks in and as their making out tom bursts in and goes overprotective brother mode and is trying to basically kill georg for “dating with his dear little sister” but in the end bill calms him and they end up approving the relationship

omg this is so long i’m so sorry :o if you can’t get to this i understand and hope you have good day !!

(also you writing is amazing hand in marriage rn 😾⁉️)

-🪄

i also write for them too!! i don’t just write for bill and tom! i know i haven’t written anything for georg and gustav yet, but feel free to send some !! i hope u have a great day too and thank you😭‼️

hidden love

female reader

“y/n are you listening.” tom snapped his fingers in front of my face breaking me from my staring.“what’s up with you? you’ve been out of it lately, and you’ve been staring at georg a lot lately.” tom leaned back on the couch crossing his arms raising an eyebrow at me.

“what? i’m not.” i said crossing my arms glancing at georg, seeing him look away from the tv to look at me sending a smirk my way.

“i’m going to get a snack.” i said raising my voice making sure georg heard me. they all nodded their heads, their eyes glued to whatever was on. as i stood up and began walking, i later heard footsteps behind me as i walked into the kitchen.

i leaned back on the kitchen counter waiting for georg to come in. once he came in i smiled putting my hands around his shoulders. “hey.” i whispered leaning in to kiss him.

“you remember our plan right?” i said running my fingers through his soft hair. “of course.” he laughed as he pressed his lips back onto mine quickly. “we should get back so it isn’t suspicious.” i said pulling away from the kiss, making sure to slam the fridge loudly.

i walked back into the living room holding a soda sitting down next to bill, georg entering after taking a seat next to gustav. “what took you guys so long.” tom said opening his bag of chips stopping mid way.

“i just realized we didn’t have any more sodas so georg helped me get them from the garage since they were somewhere high.” i responded opening my soda. “you could’ve asked one of us.” tom said munching on his chips glancing at the both of us. “you guys weren’t doing anything were you-“ tom began.

“i think gustav and i are gonna call it a night.” georg said as he stood up picking up his jacket.

“aw man okay, let me walk you guys out.” i quickly said putting down my drink walking behind. “i’ll see you later okay?” i whispered to georg as i placed a quick kiss on his cheek.

walking back to the living room i gave a fake yawn stretching. “i think im heading to bed guys. night.” bill stood up shutting the tv “yeah me too, i need my beauty sleep.” tom sat there his arms crossed as he watched us “i guess I’ll go to bed too.”

we all said good night going into our rooms. i sat on my bed until i heard 3 knocks on my window knowing it was georg. i walked over to my window opening it letting him in. “hey sorry you had to wait in the cold.” i whispered closing the window once he came in. “it’s okay i was in gustavs car anyways.” he laughed going to lie down on my bed. i followed lying down next to him.

“i hate having to keep this a secret. i wanna hold you and kiss you without being all secretive.” i pouted lifting a hand to caresses his cheek. “i know but you know tom will freak out.” georg whispered running his fingers through my hair. “well we are alone..” i smirked leaning in to kiss him.

“hey y/n you forgot your-“ tom barged into my room freezing in his place. georg and i pulled apart “TOM KNOCK.” i yelled rushing over to push him outside. “WAS THAT GEORG KISSING YOU?” tom yelled as he tried to push through me to get to georg. “HES MY BOYFRIEND.” i yelled seeing tom’s face visibly getting angrier.

“i knew something was going on! i can’t believe this you’re dating my little sister.” tom yelled as i tried to close the door in his face but he was pushing against it with force.

“what’s with all the yelling… fuck.” bill yawned as he rubbed his tired eyes seeing the scene in front of him. bill sighed “you got caught didn’t you y/n… i told you to tell him too.” bill said as he pulled tom off holding him in his arms.

“this is the reason why i didn’t wanna tell your crazy ass!” i yelled opening the door. “how long has this been going on?”

“a month.” the three of us said in sync as we stared at him. “come on tom! hes such a sweet guy he’s literally the best boyfriend ever.” i said wrapping my arm around georgs. “y/n’s my everything. i would never treat her bad.” georg said looking at tom.

“come on tom she’s not a little kid anymore, shes happy.” bill said as he released his grip from tom. “you’re right..but if you hurt her i will beat your ass.” tom said pointing his finger at georg. “deep breaths tom.” bill said dragging him to the living room. georg and i both looked at each other standing there in silence.

“now.. where were we.”

[kisseobie]

jongseob is mine grrr 😾

he and i read this rn and laughed

[annabannnananana]

☆ anna? never heard of her ☆

(intro/byf)

well boom now u have

(new pinned post bc i hated my old one hehe :3)

⋆｡°✩ welcome to my blog! i don’t really care what you call me, but i usually go by anna, or banana, onion, etc! anything’s fine by me tho!

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⭑𓂃 anna

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Hey Chen'ya I'm Tori and I'd like your advice on something. I know you're juked up on catnip rn but I figure you'll be completely honest this way. I have a huge crush on Leona and I was wondering how you would recommend how I should go about telling him that? Thanks for your help and enjoy the nip!

*hiSSes*

No.

No. My Highness is mine.

Mine mine mine mine mineeeeeeeee!

You can’t have him!

Here! Have this off-brand one! 😾

*claws the air beside me, creating a rip in the multiverse and dragging out a very bewildered mountain lion beastman Lonea Scholarship*

There! You have yours and I have mine! Mine gives me nip! And smells good! Good like nip and me and minemineminemineminemknemknemiendnjemdnddndkdmejndemkdnemjnemdknen….!!!!!!

Mine!

*closes the tear I created, pushes the alternate at you, and then disappears with a crackle of maniac energy*

[milessluvr]

ok but jokes aside why is your theme lowkey making me wanna change mine for back to school cause my back to school fit is literally miles morales 😾😾

do it like rn

[lwtqts]

no because that eunseok fic is relating a LITTLE TO WELL to my life..... okay a little storytime ONLY IF YOU'RE INTERESTED ‼️ okay so this girl i became friends with the beginning of freshman year decided to turn her fucking back on me out of no where, so its the ending of sophomore year for me rn and in January she had started to become distant and i didnt mind because yk maybe she was going through something and wanted to be alone but mind you i kept asking if she had a problem with me or something because yes i am an overthinker okok 😾☝️and I skip right to conclusions anyways she starts making our entire friend group distant from me (except for two girls whom ive known since literal diapers) anyways i start to get uncomfortable because wtf she used to be so nice and a girls girl until one day she snaps at one of the two girls and starts calling her names and telling her to fucking move on from a guy my friend was talking to at the time which mind you that girl shouldn't be talking because shes still obsessed with her ex from FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO 😭‼️‼️anyways that day she made the room hella uncomfortable and that day going home from school something didn't feel right and that's when i get a message from her asking if we can talk and i answer her right away cause fucking finally she spoke up about her attitude anyways she starts going off on me on how terrible of a friend I am, that I'm a bitch who makes everyone uncomfortable, I'm judgemental and opinionated and that I bring nothing but bad energy to everyone in my life and I was just sitting there in disbelief because wtf and not to toot my own horn or anything but I am one of the nicest people I fucking know 😭 I have gotten so many compliments from those around me on how I put others first and how I radiate mother energy, and how i put my own problems aside to take care of those around me and yes I will admit i am the mother of the group and i am proud to be that 🫡N E WAYS she would quite literally like the guys I liked or his BEST BEST friends and try to get with them 😭👎 and would always judge everyone but if you told her something she'd be mad and make you apologize like girl !?!? anyways me being the bigger person I apologize for those dumbass reasons and there we unfollow each other and that's it but I wake up the next morning to MULTIPLE messages from this girl talking about how if I was to talk shit id do it to her face or that i need to shut my mouth on social media, GIRL THE WAY I WASNT EVEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE I NEEDED A BREAK FROM IT TO RETHINK ABOUT THIS GIRL AND HER INTENTIONS THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE FRIENDS AND SHE PULLED SOME SHIT ASS LIES FROM HER ASS AND KEPT ACCUSING ME 😭 what's so funny though is that she was the one talking shit on me on social media but as I was realizing this I get a text from one of the two girls and she sends me a screenshot of all the shit that the girl was talking behind my back, FOR 2 MONTHS SHE WAS TALKING SHIT ON ME WHILE ALSO PRETENDING TO BE MY FRIEND 😭😭 AND THE BEST PART ABOUT ALL THIS IS THAT SHE IS GOING AROUND PAINTING ME AS THE FUCKING VILLIAN DUDE 😭😭😭 AND SHE LITERALLY SWITCHED OUR FUCKINF ROLES AND SAID I WAS THE ONE TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP LIKE HUH !?!?? since it's been months of that happening I catch her ass glaring at me and STILL spreading rumors about me but almost everyone in my school knows I'm so sweet and I've known a majority of those people since kindergarten and that girl just moved to that school so 😭 honestly I just continue to let her bark because I don't like problems with anyone and I like to be the bigger person 😓 also she turned the friend group on me by convincing them that I was talking shit on them which I wasnt and now only those two girls talk to me! lol sorry for this long ass storytime I was just thinking about how yunjin is sounding a little TOO much like this ex friend of mine 😭😭 if you want more details I have PLENTY GIRLLL like the tea is boiling over!! okok tyyy 💗 (I love your work smmm but eunseok pisses me tf off in that fic 😞🤞)

BRO WHATT😦😦😦😦

im literally mouth open what the actual fuck, i hate people like this fr like what the fuck is their problem. i had a friend like this too which was at the beginning of the year and she started talking shit on me bc of a guy who i happened to like too BUT i didnt know she liked him because she never told me, and she started talking shit on me and making me look horrible saying shit like im a pick me girl, i need male validation and attention, but girl i literally did NOTHING to her but like this guy and be friends with him, i confronted her later on and she shut up real quick admitting that she was jealous of me. ugh but i hope you find better friends soon ! because from what i know, people who talk shit on you who happen to be your friend are jealous. but like if you ever need someone to shut that girl up rq, dm me because no way in hell is she gonna get everyone on her side nuh uh🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

[ekiveki]

When I tell you, I would rather kill myself then watch mutant mayham in the cinema /hj

Before you say anything, my cinema dubs everything and the dub isn't even good-

It would honestly offend me to hear that such nice and good voice acting was replaced with something that sounds like it was put little to no effort

I'm really wanna watch it, and it's been hard trying to ignore all the spoilers, even the little ones that make me wonder wtf happens in the movie

Anyways, I tried seeing some sites where I can watch mutant mayham but all I saw was Paramount+ and I don't have that, and I don't really want my dad to make a whole ass account and pay for it just for one movie(I don't have my own credit card lol)

I tried seeing does a more popular town near mine has a sub ver and it does! But-

I can't really go on that date and I'm pretty sure it's only that one time (but who knows, I might be wrong)

Anyway, idk what to do; do I just give up and don't whatch the movie but instead see spoilers and fanart until I realize the while plot and movie?

Idk, that might be my only option tbh

Ik I might sound dramatic but IM SO SAD AND MAD RN😾😭😭

Anyway, if you have any recommendations on what should I do plz let me know!!!

[nsingcat]

WHO IS IT? D. RICCIARDO!

summary ✶ after a few months of soft launching your boyfriend, your fans try to guess who he is but this sets daniel off !

parings ✶ daniel ricciardo x celebrity makeup artist!fem!reader!

faceclaim ✶ stenss on instagram!

type of fic ✶ smau!

notes ✶ you’re a celebrity make up artist, its not mentioned a lot but i just thought that was important 😭 brief appearances of timothee chalamet, logan lerman, jeremy allen white, austin butler, jacob elordi & nicholas galitzine! daniel being down bad, & swearing!

#INSTAGRAM: YOURUSERNAME !

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yourusername the best passenger princess 😽💫

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user when are we gonna see this man yn

➥ yourusername SOON SOON I PROMISE i just wanna edge yall a little longer <3

user shes so gorgeous omfg

user its been 6 months.. we ain’t never gon see mystery man 😒

user tutorial for this look NOWW

user guys what if her boyfriend is like really famous

➥ user wow kid genius who would’ve thought 😐

➥ user OOUH that sounded really bratty

user hey guys that’s actually me in the last photo!

user THE MAKEUPPP >>>

user the way its been like 6 months and we still don’t know who this man this

user am i the only one who thinks its charles ?? or at least max ?

➥ user well yes!

user does anyone have theories on who her boyfriend could be ??

➥ user theres a whole thread on twitter !! its by @/username 😭😭

nicholasgalitzine i know something you all don’t know 🥸

➥ user MF WHAT DOES THIS ENTAIL??

➥ user i hate yall

➥ yourusername NICHOLAS SHUT UP

user whoever she is with, sleep with one eye open. 😾

sabrinacarpenter yall are cute or whatever..

➥ yourusername not as cute as u 😛

➥ sabrinacarpenter omg r we gonna kiss rn

➥ yourusername MWAH 😽

#TWITTER: THE THREAD !

#TEXT MESSAGES: DANIEL x YOU !

#INSTAGRAM: YOURUSERNAME !

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yourusername thank you to everyone on the internet who decided to give my wonderful boyfriend a literal heart attack by shipping me with other men 💔💔 ＠danielricciardo here’s your hard launch pookie <33

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danielricciardo WOW NO SAPPY CAPTION? 😾

➥ yourusername yk i could just say this is a lie and let them ship me with charles still.

➥ danielricciardo DONT YOU DARE.

➥ charles_leclerc love you yn but please don’t !!

➥ yourusername i like alex more anyway 😽

danielricciardo CAN I POST MINE NOW BABY

➥ yourusername HELL YEAH OFC YOU CAN AREGGH

user oh my god

user I WAS NOT EXPECTING DANIEL???

user WAITTT THEYRE SO CUTTEEE

maxverstappen1 finally 🙏🏻 i was tired of him acting as if he was gonna die without being able to date you in public. also im tired of everyone shipping us 🤢🤢

➥ yourusername PEOPLE WERE SHIPPING US TOO?? EURRHGHHH

➥ maxverstappen1 okay you’re doing TOO much.

user max knew too?!! how tf did he keep it quiet for so long 😭😭

user THE KISS MARKS ON HIS FACE 😵‍💫

user ME AND WHO?? 🙁🙁

user girl date me instead 🧎‍♀️

➥ danielricciardo get up tf 🧎‍♀️🔫

➥ user OH??

landonorris congratulations you two 🎉 (daniel you owe me 20,000 pounds)

➥ yourusername FOR WHAT ???

➥ danielricciardo me and lando had a bet on who would spill our secret first 🙁

landonorris YEAAAH IM RICH 👯‍♀️💷💷

#INSTAGRAM: DANIELRICCIARDO !

liked by yourusername, nicholasgalitzine, user, and 864,124 others!

danielricciardo YES SHES MY GIRLFRIEND (SOON TO BE WIFE). NOT ANY OF THOSE OTHER WHITE BOYS 🚫🫵🏼!!! STOP SHIPPING HER WITH THEM 😾!! i love you gorgeous @/yourusername

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user SHES SO GORGEOUS WTFF

➥ danielricciardo I KNOW RIGHTT 😫😫

user pink is so her color omgg

user THE MICHAEL MYERS PIC?? daniel pls tell me you were michael.

➥ danielricciardo 🤭

user AHHHHH

user her hairr i need a 360 rn

tchalamet heartbroken to know that i’m referred to as just “any of those other white boys” 💔

➥ jeremyallenwhite yeaah me too! i haven’t done anything 😂

➥ jacobelordi me three 😞 yn i thought we were friends

➥ austinbutler i thought so as well ! daniel me & you seemed to get along very well!

➥ loganlerman idk where i fit into all of this but i too am offended ! 🤨

➥ danielricciardo well WOMP WOMP 🫵🏼 also austin me and you do get along very well. STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND.

➥ yourusername DANIEL DONT EMBARRASS ME LIKE THIS WHAT OMG

➥ danielricciardo sorry baby, gotta assert my dominance over these men 😮‍💨

user hang on im trying to spell gorjus 🙏🏼

user THE SUSPECTS COMMENTING IJBOLL

charles_leclerc cheers to the happy couple 🎉 (and to me for being free from the yn x charles rumors 🙏🏼🙏🏼)

yourusername im sorry charles 🙁 say hi to alex for me tho 😽

user oh she’s already my favorite wag

➥ user HER PADDOCK OUTFITS & MAKEUP ARE GONNA EATTT

user the hand placement in the yacht pic omfg???

user my parents fr

user if yall break up im gonna do something VERY bad.

nicholasgalitzine im so glad you guys are finally bringing this to the public.. it was getting exhausting to try and keep my mouth shut 💔

➥ yourusername we appreciate you very much nicholas 🫶🏼😛

yourusername i love you so much baby 🥹

➥ danielricciardo I LOVE YOU MORE BABY 🥺🥺😽😽😽🫶🏼🫶🏼❤️❤️

nymphia talks ! this is my first fic & i hope you all enjoy it ☺️🫶🏼! there’s not much i wanna add tbh so erm yeah! <3

[morwap]

OMG YOUR ASK IS SO AMAIZNG IM DOING IT RN

my 🐱 literally purred omg

jkjk…

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HEHEHEHEH IM SO EXCITED 😋😋😋

mines ab to 😾

[ragnvdnir]

I forgot to reply to your vyn false tear message so THERE'S MORE of my asks 😍😤🥴

"dw i understand why u didn’t expect me to be interested is these type of things bc nonsense usually come out of my mouth😭" i'm sorry but it's true (maybe partially) 😭😭😭 but not really nonsense, as a person who doesn't like others messing with me nonsensically, i like you 👍 you're just really funny 😍 and seems that you're not a serious person to think of those, but now it gives me a perspective of you that you're really open minded 😌💞

I really imagined you to be like this dancing in vyn's palm: 💃💃💃

That Vyn Richter need serious help tbh 😰😰😰 i bet this guy is aware of his craziness but he just indulges in it 😭😭😭 go get some therapy my guy, but i bet he'll manipulate the therapist too in thinking he's not sick in the head and be the therapist of them instead 💀💀💀 because HE CAN. Sure 2 doctorate degree haver, we're gonna run to artem & company bc your ass needs to get help 😰 being in a horror film with vyn as one of the cast would be hella scary esp if he's the antagonist/killer 😰 like imagine him being dead but it's very doubtful because he wouldn't be dead in the first place with his insane wits 💪💪💪 tho physically he might get knocked out tbh 🥴 just surprise him 😍 and tell him you're feeling extra goofy 😋😋😋

Marius liker, Childe slanderer, Diluc lover are some of my titles. Diluc is DEFINITELY the standard for me. You would agree too 🤝🤝🤝 marius is just rich maybe that's what's attractive- no but i think marius is like you. You're so goofy but there is a deeper person and personality that you have :DD even if he jokes around, he aint so annoying like that ginger head 🤬🤬🤬 (childe stans dont come @ us. Remember that we stan diluc 🤬🤬 we gon whoop your fatui ass)

It's true Celestine is engaged 😩😩😩 but there's also a hot woman from a rival law firm so uhm you might like her but she's around the reporter named Jasmine's case (i forgot but it's the chapter b4 the latest chapter released 👍)

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so u agree that nonsense comes out of my mouth? what is this betrayal once again⁉️ you're supposed to comfort me and tell me they're not useless🤬⁉️ im sorry to everyone who's watching this

open minded...? does that mean my skull is open and you can see my mind?? im sorry once again😭 im trying to be punny😾😾

i just wanted you to know, that this is me trying~~~

you imagined right😇 im doing cha cha in his palms💃💃💃

nah bc ur right 😭 this dude need some srs help rn (affectionate vyn affectionate) why does he have to fake cry just to get some affection when he can just simply ask us to give him a hug and i will oblige fully🤬 this man's pride is too high🙄 but mine's higher too so this is another problem😟⁉️

wait bc that type of horror movie he will be in👀 the one who everyone thought is dead already👀

DILUC IS THE STANDARD⁉️ WE PREACH THIS⁉️

marius? me? i think u got the wrong person maam this is mcdonals😟😟 wait bc i would go with the flow with his teases, ill probably flirt back too but like im not strong enough for that and i get flustered easily so its a no no😔😔

NAURRR I WONT ACCEPT ANY OTHER GIRL EXCEPT CELESTINE TAYLOR‼️I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS‼️ GIVE ME THE RECEIPTS WHERE SHE'S ENGAGED ‼️‼️ (first stage of grief, denial)

but like shes too gorgeous to be single but engaged⁉️ im sorry miss taylor but i dont believe this🧐🧐

[chittapornswife]

Friend, buddy, pal of mine, pleeease tell me you're keeping hydrated in this mess. I'm finally done with school for this year and I'm dreading summer classes to the maxbsince online schooling sucked big time. Remember to drink water and eat in a timely matter because I never remember to do things when I generally should over breaks. Being home all the time has enabled like every bad eating habit of mine - self care buddy friend pal dude guy companion fairy person 💕

My buddy friend pal dude guy companion I actually for a brief period of time when I got injured wasn’t hydrated but now I’m back on my game!!😎 I feel like I drink water a lot during the summer and my skin clears up bc of the weather and the water so I’m very happy rn and METOO I just finished summer classes and I didn’t mind that they were online but just the amount of work.... no thank you♥️

😾 I hope you are remembering to eat in a timely manner too!!! I mean I don’t love breakfast so I never eat it but I am trying to eat healthier and well during this period and actually a bit successful with it!! :D

I hope you’ve been trying too :( ♥️💗♥️ I want my self care anon to be healthy and hydrated and taking their own lovely advice they always give me >:(💗

I missed u tho :( I hope you’re still here and just know that I never forget you no matter what bc u r the best self care fairy buddy dude guy friend every single word for friend anon in the world 🥺💗✨💗✨💗