#be SO fucking for real

[saddle-up-sheenie]

This is your villain? This one, right here?

Okay weirdo.

[mirrorball-leclerc]

people are actually pissed at oscar for the move he pulled on lando in lap 1? it’s almost like they were racing? like that’s oscar’s job?

[dorcasmckinnonn]

fym percy protects annabeth?? annabeth once decked a kid for making fun of him. she was thirteen.

[yeonzzzn]

You guys ( @emi-en @pockettwinzz @paralyzedparadiseonmytongue @alvojake @ja3yun @yeonzzzn ) are a perfect definition of PATHETIC bcoz, imagining enha members doing 18+ things and it's so weird. Why do u guys even write smuts? it's DISGUSTING okay? and wht will u feel when writing smuts? joy? happy? contented? wht will u get when u wrote it? NOTHING and u guys just freely asking for a SIN.

oh? it’s a sin? we feel nothing while writing smut? are you so sure?

because imagine church boy jake sitting beside you in the middle of service. his fingers are slowly tracing up and down your exposed thigh. each time his hand reaches the ends of your skirt his thumb stretches underneath it to slightly rub against your clothed cunt and biting at his lower lip at seeing you squirm out of the corner of his eyes. oh god did he wish he could bend you over this church pew bench and fuck you senseless. or having you on your knees in front of him, not to worship god, but to worship him with each movement of your mouth sliding up and down his cock until his cum was shooting down your throat.

you’d try to push his hand away but knowing you didn’t want him to actually stop because with each brush of your hand over his in attempt to move his hand only made him press his hand more towards your inner thigh and up higher and higher. rubbing his knuckles against your folds and feeling your slick coat his digits through your panties. “oh so wet for me baby, and in the middle of service? so so dirty for me.” he’d slip your panties to the side and push his fingers inside your tight pussy, reaching for your other hand and placing it on top of his clothed cock, squeezing the top of your hand which in turn had you squeezing him. you kept squeezing him in motion of his fingers fucking into you, slowly reaching your fingers up and unhooking his belt, his hand moving to help you unbutton his dress pants and zip them down, giving you the access to slide your hand right between his boxers to wrap your fingers completely around his dick.

jake quietly gasped at the feeling of your skin against his, slowly bucking his hips upwards to fuck himself in your hand. the both of you biting down onto your lips to suppress your moans and gasps from the other church goers from hearing. you’ve never been so happy to be in the last row of pews and in the far corner out of eyes reach. you squeezed his shaft tighter with each movement, spreading his precum with your thumb over the head each time you hit the top of of cock. jake pushed his fingers in knuckles deep in you, curling them up with every push, hitting your weak spot. both you and jake knew you wouldn’t last long. you clenched around his fingers and his cock twitched in your hold. both seeing stars as you both came together, making a mess in his nice church slacks and you soaking the cushions of the pew. god jake couldn’t wait until next sunday.

hope you enjoyed this anon <3 wrote it just for you pookie

[iifishizzleii]

take of the day: ppl replace gaz with könig because they can’t believe a black man would be preferred over a white one.

[hereforf1]

Not to make a conspiracy theory but...

Norris talking about Charles being Max' "pawn" and this week Sainz keeping Max in drs to help Norris keep a lead against Charles in the WDC. Talk about "pawns" 🙄

Edit: Reposted this with more info, Sainz in fact did not do it to fuck over Charles 🫡

[theshadowsingersraven]

elriels: jurian made an SA joke about elain (while pretending to be evil) and Lucien is friends with him!! how can anyone justify that?? It's so disgusting 🤢 eluciens hate elain and want her to be friends with someone who made a rape joke about her!

also elriels: omg it'd be so hot if azriel and elain fucked in his torture room 🥵🥵 love elain's shadow daddy who makes a symphony of pain!! 😍

[starboymuse]

joe and ja’marr carried this game and deserved a win

[buddiesmutslut]

Can we be real, for a second?

People aren’t pissed bc a Buddie scene was cut during the Madney wedding episode.

People are pissed that the team used an entire scene to draw people into that episode & THEN dropped, through an actor interview a day before release, that it was cut.

They’ve been treating the song they were supposed to be singing like a state secret. Oliver was talking WEEKS ago about this episode and doing “one of the scariest things he’d ever done” on the show about the karaoke. There was subtext there & stuff in the bachelor party that was hinting more with the storyline Eddie is on.

For the last 3 weeks, they’ve been using THAT SCENE in every promo & teaser & interview to keep fans interested, and THAT’S why people are pissed.

We all know that e6 is about Madney, nobody is disputing that.

The promo team hasn’t done a very thorough job of showing us that though. They’ve showed us Buck & Eddie, & now they’re cutting (at least, inferring from what we’ve heard by the people who have already seen it) a substantial amount of that out.

THAT is why people are upset. If they hadn’t been making such a big deal about this scene being in the episode, it wouldn’t be such a big deal now that it’s been cut out.

Tell me you don’t understand context without TELLING ME you don’t understand context 🙄

[dankeseb]

you lot are not really criticising george because, and i quote, "he wants to win" and isn't being nice about it??? do you even hear yourself?? this is a sport!! a competition!!! a world championship! all of them, literally every single person in this sport, every has-been, every wannabe, every. single. one. of. them. wants to win.

[moodstabilizr]

ur telling me rn that 5’1 abby is going to be able to kill the big backed serephite lady with the pick axe? with nothing but a braid and a dream? my girl is never getting that backpack back

[thereweredragonshere]

Would love to see some emotionally distraught Hiccup

I also love to see some emotionally distraught Hiccup. Let the man cry

[melodiousoblivionao3]

Sonnett not even getting a nod for DPOY…

[abitofboth]

[disappointeddyke]

I think the most surprising thing to me that happens while working at a lesbian bar is the amount of queer women who think it’s ok to non-consensually feel me up or touch me inappropriately while I’m just trying to do my job.

[kingeyesore]

"you can't say fag here"