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melorxjas · 2 years ago
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excuse me did you see tommy martinez hanging around palmwood studios? oh no, that was carmelo " melo " rojas, the thirty year old who plays jacob knightly on rush. yeah, you know rumour has it they're arrogant and perfectionist, but their fans all say they’re humble and compassionate. the soundtrack to their life would probably be booker t by bad bunny, and when i think of them, the aroma coconut shampoo , the strum of his guitar, the warm smile etched on his features .
carmelo ' melo ' rojas was born on a sunny friday afternoon, he was the first born of luis fabian "luifa" rojas and cassandra alejandra rojas, their first child and the light of cassandra's eyes. his maternal grandfather was overjoyed with carmelo, he learned how to play soccer before he even learned how to walk and it didn't help that his grandfather was the trainer for almost two decade's for the venzuela selection team and took them to the world cup a handful of times.
though at the age of four years old , cassandra decided to move carmelo to the united states , atlanta to be more precise. the new life that they began to live was a lot more privileged than what he lived in venezuela. his paternal grandfather was the apple of his eyes, he loved him father but the relationship from the very start was very fickle, there wasn't a connection there ; not like it was with his grandfather ( his father's father ) wherever he went, you could see the older gentlemen together with carmelo. the older he grew , the more he noticed the hatred that began to brew within his father towards carmelo, he didn't know why. he was vile towards him, never treated him as his equal but more as his enemy , something or someone that was beneath him. though that never phased carmelo, if anything he got to a point by the age of fifteen that he didn't care , he had his mother, his twins sisters who he adored and his both maternal and paternal grandparents, who showered him with love.
at the age of seventeen, he was scouted by scout from COMEBOL who had been watching him for some time now, they wanted him to go through some lengthy trails and carmelo being carmelo went ahead and showed him why he was the best , it was only four years later that he was playing for Venezuela's selection team, playing for his home country and making his maternal grandfather proud, playing with a NUMBER 9 shirt and getting them past eliminations and into the world cup. . Carmelo took the team to the finals of the world cup , just at the ripe age of twenty - three years old he won the world cup for venezuela and there in one of those matches he met the love of his life, or the women that he thought would be the women he would spent the rest of his life with but during the last 15 minutes of the last game , he injured himself to the point that he was told he could never play again and the girl who he thought would stay by him , simply didn't.
once he made back home , with a champion tittle - he didn't feel like a champion , if anything he felt like a failure . after his paternal grandfather stepped down from his position at RED RECORDS as CEO and passed it on fully to carmelo. he decided that he wanted to expand his grandfather's work and opened up a label in miami florida , with the help of his aunt guadalupe rojas . his cousin luciana and him were inseparable as kids and they bickered like all families do but when it was time to go bat for eavh other , they were always there for one another. if anything they were more like siblings than cousins really. shortly after , he moved california and began a brand new career , people knew who he was and he thought he should give it a go in the acting industry and he turned out to be an even bigger superstar than he was before . his heart was closed off to everyone , only giving small pieces of his heart and random women in his bed every other night. he had already given hope in love , he had been there , done that already , why go back ?
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hereticdrws · 10 months ago
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Aquarium date w mizu
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A/n: did I just narrate my visit at the aquarium and add mizu? Possibly did I use quotes from me and my sister? Also maybe anygays I hope yall enjoy ☺️🤞 should I write a real fic w this? I alr got 1 in the works cough cough baseball mizu
Warnings: NOT PROOF READ idk I don't think there r any but lemme know if there r
Loser!Mizu x (masc?) Reader I tried to make it v neutral but I kinda self projected
Enjoy 😉
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
◇Def spends wayyyy to long on parking trying to find the perfect spot no matter how many times she's been
◇Tells you the scientific names of all the fish on the banners on the way in that are used to attract visitors
◇Tells you every fish related joke she knows while waiting in line to get in
◇Cannot stand up straight in the line to save her life she has to lean (but I mean who tf doesn't why tf would I stand up str8 when I can lean)
◇Tries to convince u to let her bring a fish home (you're not even allowed to)
◇Took 1000 pics of the baby penguins
◇(Also asked to take one home)
◇Does not shut up abt the smell
◇Says every cute thing in the exhibit looks like you
Ex:
After walking past the toucan exhibit we make our way toward the baby monkeys per mizus request, walking hand in hand and shoulder to well head because lord knows mizu is tall as shit.
Once we arrive at the monkey exhibit for the first time since arriving mizu releases her hand from yours
"Omg babe it looks just like you!" She eagerly points out
"It does??" You raise an eyebrow at the 5'7 woman towering you, questioning her ecstatic expression
"Yeah!!"
◇Tried to provoke the toucan
"OMG Y/N ITS THE BIRD FROM THE MEME" spends at least 15 minutes trying to find the meme
◇Made you carry her hoodie bc it was so humid
"Babe I told you not to bring it 🙄"
"I thought it'd be cold ☹️"
"Why are there only birds I hate birds"
"Because we're in the bird exhibit babe 😐"
"oh"
◇Pouts when she can't find the animal in the exhibit
"Babe did you know poison dart frogs are poisonous?"
Dies
"Babe stop ☹️"
◇Stuck her hand in the water 'bcuz she can'
"I bet I could survive that jump"
"No tf you wouldnt?"
◇You had to pay for the slushies bc she forgot her wallet (which she definitely owns) ((she doesn't own a wallet))
"BABE THERES FUCKING CROCODILES"
"Dude there's a kid right nxt 2 u"
"Babe wtf"
"What"
"Your mouth looks like a traffic cone"
☹️
◇Constantly asked what would happen if she threw smthing at an animal
Ex:
"What I'd I threw my slushie at the crocodile"
"I'll disown you"
◇Looks in disgust at all the babies and children
◇I cannot express how much she'd compare you to ever cute animal in the exhibit
◇Leans into u when she gets bored like srsly u are supporting this woman's entire body weight
◇Do not forget how CLINGY she is (totally not self projecting) she would not let go of your hand, not to mention she is constantly pressed to your side esp when walking she is js leaning into you (same 😔) she cannot walk in a straight line for the life of her
◇Mizu is either the most shameful person you've ever met or the most shameless
No inbetween
◇The facts omg So. Many. Facts it's acc insane
"Did you know the 'type of animal' is acc a direct descendant of-"
◇Has a donkey Kong lanyard u drag her around by so she doesn't wander off
"Omg that's literally us in another universe"
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(Pic credits go to yours truly 😌)
"Omg yn that's a stone fish the one from the meme 😁🫵"
"What meme?"
😨 (she only scrolls on YouTube shorts or insta reels) ((idk why she's shocked))
◇Constantly pointing out how ugly a fish is
"If it were human it could NEVER pull you"
"???"
◇Spent at least an hour in the shark exhibit telling you the scientific names of all the diff species of them and where they originated from
◇Millions of pics of them everytime a shark swam by at least 25 pics would be taken
◇Everytime you tell her to pise for a pic with one of the exhibits she either puts up a thumbs up with the dumbest smile you've ever seen or accidently flips you off then rushes over to you drowning your face in kisses and apologizing over n over
◇Sitting/leaning every chance she gets (and pulling u down w her every chance she gets) ((she is so clingy I can't express it enough))
"When do we get to go to the gift shop?" ◇She asked every 2 seconds if she's not telling you the most outrageous 'facts' she learned from who tf knows where
"That bird is big as shit 😐"
◇Tries to stand like a flamingo falls not even 2 seconds later claiming you pushed her
◇Literally RAN for the shark plushies once yall got to the gift shop
◇Could not decide which one to get so u js bought her all of them bc ur so sweet/you couldn't decide which one to get so she bought you all of them (whichever u want)
◇Got lost in the parking lot trying to find yalls car
◇Yall stopped at chic fil a on your way home
◇Once yall got home you both changed into comfy clothes and layed down and cuddled ofc yall cuddled with mizus ridiculous amount of new shark plushies
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
A/n pt2: thank you for reading I hope yall like this ☺️
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ca-suffit · 6 months ago
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Is Lestat colorblind? I know that being colorblind is a myth and impossible in this society, but in this fiction can we say that vampirism transcends identities, whether it's gender, sexual or racial identies ? And Lestat only sees the world in two categories Mortals vs Immortals?
the fandom wants ppl to believe this, and so did anne rice, but no lol. he v much tf is *not.*
idk which version ur asking about so I'm gonna include something from the books, movie, and show.
like. on a level, yes, it could be argued that lestat sees things differently bcuz some part of him does. vampirism was forced onto him and gives him identity issues of his own, so a lot of his character is refusing to give in to his or anyone's negative thoughts about it all. he doesn't like to think about anything too long bcuz it might touch into feelings about a trauma, but this is why he ends up hurting a lot of ppl around him all the time. in the books, he's uncomfortable most of the time when his mother isn't presenting v feminine, despite his awareness of her dislike of it. so she dresses that way for him sometimes. in the show, we see how much lestat's refusal to acknowledge race beyond a fetish-y level of it (when it's not something working in his favor anyway, when he's asked to consider black perspectives on it instead) hurts louis and claudia, and he's aware of it too bcuz he's been told about it.
anne rice always talked about her vampires transcending all kinds of things, but the books are still full of racism, misogyny, classism, homophobia....prbly anything u could think of. I don't think she knew this but it's p obvious to everyone else. her vampires were not transcending anything lol. it's not written in a way that's meant to serve any real critical purpose either, it's just there bcuz it's a reflection of how she viewed the world herself (this is not an assumption, read her interviews and compare the texts).
anyway, lestat prbly doesn't have conscious awareness of any of this himself either but the way he talks across his adaptations shows he has awareness beyond "mortal and immortal." he is never speaking about ppl in only these terms most of the time. he gets rly specific and his actions are rly specific in response to that too. he is navigating the world as a white, european man first most of the time, not just "vampire."
examples under the cut
from memnoch the devil
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from prince lestat and the realms of atlantis
1 regarding the alien race they encounter
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2 lestat's fantasies about one of the women from this group
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amc iwtv
I can't post everything bcuz I'd hit the image limit so here's just a few from the first episode. his affair with a white woman in public at louis' business, his inviting only white soldiers back to the house when he's upset about jonah, his violence towards louis and bringing claudia back from the train are all other examples (and there's still a lot more!) of awareness of race and making decisions based on that, whether it's conscious or not.
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3 lestat thinking racism is an american problem
(loosely related but throwing it in bcuz a lot of ppl miss this)
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iwtv 1994
most ppl he's seen eating are women of color
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thdrama2 · 6 months ago
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Y TF people gotta make such a huge deal about being blocked. Sending their friends, family, pastor, dog, to harass you, making butthurt bulletins, throwing a Temper tantrum n trying to make it seem like u, the main character, were attacked by a super villain. Calm tf down my guy. U got blocked bcuz ur annoying. N I was right. U ARE ANNOYING!
I get the feeling that many have blocked you as well.
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subskz · 1 year ago
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crying again LMFAOOOOO actually crying even harder than bb4 the second y/n said “yr so good chan” i fucking lost it nah they are literally my babies. the way her thumb was hurting bcuz of chan’s cut,,, be so fucking serious rn i can’t do this
btw realizing tht when y/n tells chan “i don’t love you for what you can do for me” that’s prob the first time he heard her say she loves him bcuz he was about to pass tf out from sleep the first time,,, kmsing actually
i legit got no words for how beautiful that entire fucking scene was like i felt it healing me from the inside out idc how corny i sound rn everyone look away while i be vulnerable wit missus rin 🥹 everything they said 2 each other nd the way y/n FINALLY matched chan by opening up and that’s what made the breakthrough. nah i’m inconsolable this series is fucking everything to me
the smut. dawg. you alr know you got me chewing the iron bars in my enclosure every time but this was literally…. a bitch thought she’d get a break from crying during this scene but NAH IT MADE ME CRY TOO 🤣🙏🏽 the part that rlly got 2 me was the sentence about chan’s strength being used to protect others and never to harm,,, the most chanathan thing ever what if this was my last straw. and channie hidin his face, the fucken i love you’s over and over again ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!?!? QUICKLY
i can’t believe it’s over like i got no choice but 2 reread bb every day for the rest of my life actually i want to live inside this series. but i love you saur moch girlie queen thank you for writing this fr it changed the trajectory of my life forever nd i can’t wait to see what you do next 🫶🏽
NOOOO 😞 i owe you so many apologies haha i’m very sorry for the emotional turmoil this past week…i hope it was more of a happy cry this time at least! and yes i couldn’t resist such a golden opportunity for the reader to feel channie’s pain…they are connected in ways they don’t even know of!
THERE U GO AGAIN BEING OBSERVANT AS EVER ㅠㅠ you got it!! a very critical moment for channie to hear those words for (what he thinks to be) the first time! i’m thrilled u made that realization but that’s just our genius grindset isn’t it <3 thank you so much my dear you have no idea how much that means to me!! it was a bit of a challenging scene to write but knowing it could have that effect on you makes it all more than worth it, i’m really happy it touched ur heart! 💗💗💗 and that’s exactly it, the reader had to subject herself to the mortifying ordeal of being known just as channie did hehehe
the smut made u cry too 😭 i know it was incredibly sappy n soft i just couldn’t help myself w it being makeup sex n all…esp when the central idea was praising channie n making him feel loved HAHA i blacked out and suddenly 7k words of adoring chan were on my screen </3 i’m so glad u liked that line!! it’s what i love so dearly abt chan (and binnie!) that they’ve got such broad shoulders n muscular arms but such gentle kind souls yknow…their strength is for hugging and helping others and being steady enough to lean on 🥰
i kinda cant believe it’s over either it feels bittersweet…but i just feel so fulfilled overall to have finished this series and to have shared it w you! you uplifted me so much from day one and i’m so grateful to you! your feedback has made me giggle and smile every step of the way, so thank you so much for everything. i love you right back ♡
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noneedtofearorhope · 11 months ago
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i would think that perhaps like previous generations the name and even the entire conception of when it begins will change. millenial used to be the me generation or iGen (gettit? bcuz of ipods?) and before that gen y, and used to begin as early as 1974. i wont hold my breath tho, since the closest to a reconception of gen z is zoomer, but apparently most normies have no idea what tf that is. also generational thinking has just taken too much of a hold now, it's codified, made rigid.
also i cant get over how this poll thinks boomers start in fucking 55. do they not know what the fuck boomer is short for? baby boomers, from the baby boom, which happened after the end of wwii. which ended in 1945. the implication that humans take 10 years to gestate is wild lmao.
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sugarpearsao3 · 2 years ago
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ZoSan Minecraft gamer AU
Sanji is definitely a builder and forager. He has a system, builds his farms, his house, and everything in order. He has a specific build every time and counts his blocks accordingly.
Meanwhile, Zoro...
He's a wanderer and gets lost every single time. The only thing he needs is a sword and a pick axe. That's the only thing you'll find in his inventory.
They own separate youtube channels and sometimes they collab on streams.
Every time it would be CHAOTIC.
Sanji: Where are you?
Zoro: I'm by this tree
Sanji: what tree where
Zoro: it's snowing
Sanji: WHY IS IT SNOWING OUR BASE IS IN THE OAK FOREST--
Zoro: Minecraft glitched it's not my fault
Sanji: FFS what are your coords
Zoro: what are coords
Sanji: WHAT THE FUCK--
But don't underestimate Zoro. He actually knows how enchantments work. He knows how to make potions too. Anything to increase his attack he'll learn it.
Sanji: Marimo, for the last time FUCK when ur getting wood you take everything! Don't leave floating trees everywhere! 
 Zoro: I already have the amount of wood I need y would I need to get the rest
Sanji: [chopping the remaining wood] GOD
...
Zoro: hurry tf up, cook we're supposed to be looking for an ender portal not picking flowers
Sanji: u won't understand this such ur such a caveman, but I NEED these flowers for the outside of our house
...
Their subscribers would cheer every time they schedule a collab. Quickly, shippers started flocking to their channels, completely smitten with their videos.
There are youtube edits, fanimatics, FANART
And they'd scream every time either Zoro and Sanji would retweet it or leave a comment.
...
Sanji: MARAIMO WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Zoro: What is it now!?
Sanji: why'd you bring A RAID INTO THE VILLAGE?
Zoro: bcus I wanted to beat it why the fuckk else?
Sanji: I haven't locked the villagers safely yet-- they're DYING!
Zoro: SO!? Just get more!
Sanji: I CAN'T MAKE MORE WHEN THEY'RE ALL DEAD-- who am I supposed to trade with now!!!
...
Sanji: Did you get a bed?
Zoro: yeah
Sanji:
Sanji: Where r u gonna put it?
Zoro:
Zoro: I-in the other room duh
Zoro, in fact, wanted to place it next to Sanji's bed, but he was too embarrassed to
...
Zoro: I got you this *throws down buckets of cow milk*
Sanji: How-- where did you get this?
Zoro: u said u wanted to make cake... so... I traveled 500 blocks looking for cows. I brought some back.
Sanji:
Sanji: thank you
...
Zoro: Oi, curly, I'm hungry. Give me food I need to heal.
Sanji: why tf didn't u bring any of the 64 fucking porkchops I put in our chest
Zoro: bcuz I knew u'd bring it for me
Sanji:
Sanji: f-fuck you *drops porkchops in front of Zoro*
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tyunni · 3 years ago
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when you're sick !! - tomorrow x together edition.
txt masterlist. library.
a/n: i'll probably make an enha version soon enough just needed to feed my moa followers ilya sm ☹️☹️ probably not my best work but <//3
warnings: feeling sick obviously, mentions of... having to yk... use the bathroom??? I SWEAR ITS NOT THAT WEIRD, not proofread, english isnt my first language. genre: fluff. fluff. fluff. angst if u squint and tilt ur head to the side.
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yeonjun (연준)
mom mode.
honestly, wants to scold you for being careless, but then again he knows that it's not the best idea, since you are sick and him being a whiny baby about it won't really help.
but you still know that he's lowkey higkey kinda upset with you.
how? because he literally sulks, pouts, sighs, and is just being extremely dramatic.
honestly your cold isn't that bad, you're literally feeling fine, except maybe some sniffles and coughs from time to time, and yeonjun is also aware of that.
honestly he's only mad because now you two can't cuddle or kiss or just have any sort of physical contact. damn he can't even hold your hand!!
and it's not like you're telling him to stay away from you, no. he's the one pushing you away. HE'S SO ANNOYING ABOUT IT TOO OMG-
just stretches his long ass arm out & tells you to keep your respectful 1m distance from him, because he doesn't want to get sick !!! like fr he's very serious about this.
"whoA WHOA WHOA THERE, Y/N!!! don't come any closer."
he really doesn't want to risk getting sick, because he's an idol!!!! and has a lot of stuff to do!!! and a busy schedule !!!
but if you're hurt by his actions and whine about missing his touch, he'll instantly feel bad. apologizes profusely, because he never meant to make you sad :(
gives you all the love and affection you ask for, will even feed you soup with his own two hands to help you get better asap. but he still complains.
"y/n my hands are tireddddd slurp your soup fasterrrrr :/"
yeah... he still gets sick, though. and blames it all on you (rightfully so).
"hmph, this is your fault y/n!! explain all of this to my manager now." >:|
can't stay mad for too long tho bcuz you start being all lovey dovey & touchy with him. if you apologize he'll immediately melt into a puddle, like his gaze visibly softens. and you have to hold in your laughter bcuz it's literally so easy for you to get your way with him, he's too whipped.
doesn't let go of you for as long as his cold lasts, for karma of course.
"yeonjun, baby, my handsome boyfriend, the love of my life, let me go i need to pee-" "OH YOU NEED TO PEE HUH?!??! SHOULDVE THOUGHT ABT THAT BEFORE YOU GOT ME SICK. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE."
eventually lets you go bcuz he's worried you're gonna have a little accident...
soobin (수빈)
very calm calm and understanding NOT.
he's mad and is not afraid to show it. angry soobin is one of my biggest fears..... yeah........... terrifying bruh-
the second he sees your text saying you got a fever he is on his way, dropping everything he was doing previously to come and visit you. basically barges into your room, visibly mad, swinging the door open, while you're just peacefully taking a nap.
but when he sees you get startled by the sudden noise, barely being able to lift your eyelids open to check who tf just broke into your house, his anger lowkey kinda perishes. :(
just sighs lovingly, breaking into a lopsided grin as he watches you physically jump out of your bed, struggling to keep your balance.
"its just me y/n, get back in bed!!"
tucks you in nicely, even if it's boiling outside, you have to stay warm (ノಠ益ಠ)
the first thing he does is he grabs a mask and wears it when he's around you. bcuz he's a responsible boy !! even if he himself gets sick he doesn't want to infect the other members.
the next thing he does is he caresses your face, cupping your cheeks in his hands, telling you to be more careful next time.
still a little angry though, but mostly at himself since he couldn't prevent this from happening to you.
(he also gets sick btw, but instead of complaining he just deals with it and faces the reality)
beomgyu (��규)
simultaneously the best and the worst person to have around when you're sick 😬
one second he's cooing at you, babying you and not letting you move a muscle. but the next thing you know he's forcing you out of bed because he's bored and wants to watch horror movies in the living room.
and he's too afraid of watching alone. like he has to have someone to sacrifice to the ghosts in case they end up visiting yk??
"y/n, come onnn, you can't be that sick :(" "gyu, you carried me to the bathroom like 5 minutes ago because you said i shouldn't waste my energy, are you serious??" "THATS NOT THE POINT?!?!!"
ends up carrying you to the couch and throwing himself on top of you, nuzzling his head in the crook of your neck as you squirm away from him because:
1. his hair is tickling you. one more soft lock brushing against your skin and you'll start wheezing uncontrollably.
2. you're literally sick????? and he has a busy schedule, he can't afford being ill ;^
but he still won't budge, telling you he has the best immune system out there. reassuring you that he will, indeed, be just fine.
"believe me babe i haven't been ill since... the last time i've been ill. trust me on this one"
surprisingly, he somehow keeps his promise and doesn't get sick?? a man of his word ig? like he really shows no sign of being sick whatsoever.
runny nose? nope. sore throat? nope. fever? oh you mean that one song by enhypen??
anyways stan the owner of the best immune system stan beomgyu 😋🤞🏻
taehyun (태현)
he's probably the most mature about it, to be fair. he knows it can happen, we're all human beings after all.
instead of scolding you or being overly upset, he focuses more on you and how you're feeling both physically and mentally.
need medication?? he's on his way to the store. need food?? he's already in the kitchen making you soup. feeling grumpy and just want him to be by your side??? he puts on his mask and sits right there next to you to keep you company.
honestly best boyfriend award goes to: taehyun!!!
although he would prefer not to have any sort of physical contact with you at the moment, if you're extra pouty that you have a sore throat and can't talk without coughing, he'll put his own health aside and cuddle you if it makes you feel any better.
honestly thinks you're just so adorable. the way you scrunch up your nose when you sniffle, your eyes slightly brimming up with tears when medication tastes bitter, your hands clasped together, rubbing desperately to feel some sort of warmth even though the heater is set pretty high.
he feels bad for thinking you look so cute, but he can't help it !!
taehyun coos at you from time to time. checking your temperature and then replacing his palm that's softly pressed against your forehead with his lips, placing a gentle kiss.
so soft for you, you can't even imagine :((
he isn't even mad if he gets sick himself, but definitely expects you to look after him like he looked after you!! bcuz he deserves it!!!!! >:(
anyways as i was saying, best boyfriend.
huening kai (휴닝카이)
also one of the mature ones,,, but he's pretty awkward with it. mature but dramatic at the same time.
he really wants to get you to feel better soon and he's determined to buy you the correct meds !!!
probably blows up your phone, asking you if he's buying the right bottle. even sends you pics so u assure him that, yes, he is indeed buying the correct one. but he still somehow manages to buy the entire store because "he didn't want to get the wrong one"
really cute. like really really cute.
pouts when he doesn't see progress like 0.5 seconds after you drink your medicine. he's genuinely so worried. sometimes too worried so you end up having to calm him down.
but when you wake him up at midnight, teary eyed, telling him how you can't fall asleep because your nose is too stuffy and it bothers you, he tells you:
"see??? i wasn't too worried it is actually bad. smh 😐😐 how dare you tell me i'm overdramatic."
but then realizes he's being a bit of a butt, sooooo....
he really doesn't know what to do, just stays up with you doing whatever (usually just talking) until you're tired enough to fall sleep.
when he asks you a question and you don't answer he gets a tad bit worried, he really thinks you just passed out or something. but when he looks down at you in his arms, your cheek pressed against his chest, eyes closed and your soft snores matching the steady beating of his heart he relaxes.
probably gets ill too but its only because he can't keep his lips off yours even when you're sick ☹️
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reikissu · 3 years ago
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Paranormal experiences with Toman!
authors note: hooray reiki feels more motivated now! this is so cringe i cannot rn, theres tagalog so yeah
characters:hakkai shiba, mitsuya takashi, manjiro sano, ken ryuguji, kazutora hanemiya, takemichi hanagaki, chifuyu matsuno,emma sano, hinata tachibana baji keisuke, pahchin and pehyan
Genre: crack, happy au
Warnings: cursing
Gender of y/n: Gender Neutral
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Lets just say you didnt know your house was haunted and you invited some of the toman members over on Halloween.
'Wow y/n-san, your house is big!' Takemichi said in an optimistic tone in awe 'i agree takemichi-kun!' Hina agreed, 'But i hope this isnt haunted...' And boom he jinxed it
Things keep falling off and toman and you were wondering why, 'tf, why do they keep falling off🤨' you said confused, 'dont tell me.. IS YOUR HOUSE HAUNTED?!?!?!' Baji yelled 😭 'stfu brah you are gonna jinx it😠' kazutora replied as he hitted him in the head
'Yeah maybe it is haunted..' you said then 'WHATTT!?!?!??! THERES GHOSTS HERE!?!?😰😰' Takemichi was flabbergasted fr💀 'Taka chan is it really haunted??😟' 'ask y/n that, this is the first time ive been here.' mitsuya replied to hakkai bluntly, ‘but i’m not sure, things like this never happened here before..’ you said wondering ‘Ha??? are you forreal...😨’ pehyan said kind of terrified ‘forreal ryohei.’ After that, Mikey, Draken, Chifuyu, Emma, Hina and Takemichi decides to watch a movie in your living room as the others were exploring the house
'Chifuyu what if a ghost comes out of the tv???' 'Holy shit what if😧' takemichi and chifuyu talked 'guys stfu and watch the movie🙄' 'this movie looks good! Right emma chan?' 'Mhm!' draken said while sitting beside mikey eating taiyaki then NAWALA NG ILAW!!!
TAKEMICHI SCREAMED HIS LUNGS OUT AND SO DID YOU 'TAKEMITCHY SHUTUP!!' 'Toman yelled😭😭 'WHAT THE HELL WHY IS THERE SUDDENLY A BLACKOUT' you said while running down the stairs
'PAHCHIN WHERE TF ARE YOU??' 'I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT YOU MORON' pehyan was smothering mitsuyas face with his hands and so did pahchin with baji LMAOOO 'pahchin get your hands off my face' baji said as pahchin said 'ITS YOU???'
'ugh we werent even in the middle of the movie😓 y/n's house is ass' mikey said and draken replied 'frfr' 'i agree with u ken and mikey..' 'TAKA-CHANNN WHERE ARE YOU??' 'I have no idea..' 'HOY BAJI SAN!! KAZUTORA!!! TAKEMICHII!!!' chifuyu yelled for them 'IM RIGHT HERE' kazutora said as he bumped into you. 'Kazutora??' 'Oh y/n chan!!🥰🥰' he said while holding your shoulders
Yall were trying to find each other for 30 mins and you guys managed to group up, 'finally, that took an hour' pehyan says 'wdym dumbass it took 20 mins' pahchin replies 'HA?! HOW DO YOU KNOW WITH THAT BRAIN THATS THE SIZE OF A PEBBLE?!?' 'THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!??!' 'BOTH OF YOU SHUTUP' you shouted that made them stop
And the lights start flickering then a figure of a lady pops up and dissapears😰😰 'AAAAAH😭😭😭' TAKEMICHI YELLED LIKE A LUNATIC CLINGING ONTO HINA 'HOLY FUCK WHO WAS THAT' 'EMMA STOP SCARING US' 'DRAKEN IM BESIDE YOU!!' 'OH NO😥' mikey, emma, hina and draken bickered 'OH MY GOD😟 RUN NOW’ then all of you ran upstairs to your room (you guys can see bcuz there was thunder) and the lady keeps popping up which causes poor chifuyu to trip😓
'WHO THE HELL IS THAT??' you said in panic while locking the door, 'IDK MAN' baji said and kazutora asked 'CHIFUYU ARE YOU OKAY??' 'NO. NOT AT ALL I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS'
takemichi was sobbing and pehyan and pahchin with clinging onto each other and mitsuya and hakkai did too 'YUZUHAAA SAVE MEE😭😭' 'HAKKAI SHUSH THE LADY WILL COME BACK' mitsuya said, 'takemichi-kun, calm down, you'll get tired from crying' takemichi sniffles 'yeah you are right..' takemichi replied. 'Mikey, draken what do we do?? She might kill us all😣' emma said as her voice trembled 'dont worry emma, me and kenchin will protect you, hina and y/n' After debating either to get out of the room trying to survive or stay in the room, you guys went with the idea of trying to survive, 'We might die doing this😕' takemichi said trying to convince you guys but that didnt seem to faze yall, 'dw some of us almost died in some situations so we will proba-' baji was cutoff mid-sentence because the windows were opening and closing itself loudly, 'oh shit😦' kazutora said as he backed off with everyone and holding you closely oh em gee protective kazu😍
"you dare underestimate me...YOU STUPID CHILDREN!!" the ghost lady yelled in her raging, distorted voice, emma was on the verge of tears and was hugging draken. 'I TOLD YOU SO!!' takemichi yelled while holding hina 'YEP YOU WERE RIGHT... BUT WE HAVE TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT' you said while getting near the door and slowly holding the doorknob ‘ 3 2 1 BILIS TAKBO NA!!!!’ you yelled opening the door and running down the stairs with them. “ARGH MY BACK HURTS FROM CARRYING THIS HEAVY ASS BACKPACK!!” “SHUSH KAZUTORA THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF OUR LIVES”
you all ran towards the exit with backpacks “OPEN IT BILISAN MO” baji yelled at mikey while shaking him, “ITS LOCKED BOBO” “UNLOCK IT??? DUH” “IT WONT BUDGE BAJI” “HA??” mikey and baji bickered back and forth, “how ignorant you are, you wont be able to escape from my grasp.” the lady said in her distorted voice again. “shut up lady!��� mikey said before ramming into the door managing to open it “HAHA YOU THOUGHT BOZO” pahchin yelled as you all ran out of there, “NOOOOO!! I’LL CATCH YOU NEXT TIME YOU STUPID-” she was cut off mid sentence as you close the door, “well, lets just hang at takemichi’s place yeah?” you suggested and everyone agreed. “Thank god thats finally over...” hakkai and mitsuya said while stretching, “im hungry.” “wanna buy some yakisoba, baji san? since you are hungry” “hell yeah!”
“And we all played games at Takemichi’s place, well it was terrifying but yet fun, lets hope we’re safe though. Thats all for now! November 1, 2005  ” - Y/N L/N *┈┈┈┈*┈┈┈┈*┈┈┈┈ © r3iyooo do not repost/steal any of my works and repost it on other platform/s. I do not own the characters i write for at all. Reblogs are appreciated though.
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angstandhappiness · 2 years ago
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LMAO WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE
@sonntam  #THATS JUST DADS#god of war#god of war ragnarok spoilers#shout out to my dad who went out in shorts on new year when it was -10 celsius#to shoot fireworks with us#mad lad
@silverswiss   🤣🤣 #dressing up is for weak#random shit#hilarious#lol#wtf is this#i’m laughing so hard#i dont get it
@keepitmovinshawty  Ok but he had this awesome cloak at the beginning of the game and Freya had to go and ruin it 😡
@trash-000​  #for real though @littlefreya​  🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am dead
@neechees  #this man refuses to fucking not be shirtless#& we love him for that
@cornsilklesbian #literally#dude must have some intense body heat or something
@milfheim​  #my man said#TITS out for the whole nine realms to see
@wafflehousecoffee​  #greek genetics provide us with all weather resistance to allow us to be shirtless in any scenario that calls for it
@gbuzy  #sometimes i pick the more conventional armor so he looks warmer
@big-guy-hendriks​  #bro cant wear regular clothes#they keep ripping in dumb places
@myletternevercame​  #he got that hot hot rage to keep him warm
@flatlinedfamed  #do not have this game but will spread the agenda because eternal fire quest
@homo-kun​  #he knows his assets (his tits) @elljwalker​  #LOL#I love him for it
@hangingoffence​  #gotta keep them tits on display
@jasoninaredhoodie​  #hes commited to his sluttiness
@fluidfox123​  #This man is on fire 24/7 give him a break /lh
@tariah23​  #that’s just white people down town jogging in 5 degree weather with booty shorts on really#typical daily activities
@scrambledeggheaded #Tits out for fimbulwinter @kelorlyn​  #manwhore
@lemonylemus #so? year round hot babygirl summer and a whoreslutty winter wonder
@grevlingitaket #thats just every random guy going jogging in the middle of the winter in norway
@pinkmenn #nips out babbbyyyy#he ain’t no puss
@yuriablu​  #his titties keep him warm @mervley​  #a hoe never gets cold
@moss--knight​  #thats what i've been thinking 
@tyranion​  #a hoe never gets cold @sw4tch​  #AGHEJDKR SO TRUE
@kyuupi #those ashes work as great insulation
@nativemossy​  #THATS WHAT I SAID#THE MYTHOLOGY IS TOO COLD FOR A TITS OUT WINTER#this is also my inherited grift against the 19th century art for norse mythology#bc they wanted to make it greek#but you can’t have nipples out arms oiled in fucking iceland
@conkeybong​  #he needs his tits out at all times ok#look how happy he got when lünda complimented his muscles
@suri-chou​  #i want to kick him so hard  @purpurniymstitel #Good for him
@corvidexoskeleton​  #he is Unfazed @bumbleorian a ho NEVER gets cold
@ghostboyjules​  #look. I'm not mad at him for it.#we get to see Kratos' titties??? hell yeah brother that's a good time
@a-dope-fiend​  #so? year round hot babygirl summer and a whoreslutty winter wonder#its soo funny to me bcuz logically since he comes from greece he'd be the most bundled up bitch in the north
@kazieka  #what if he needs to cut glass with his nipples but he’s wearing a shirt?? catastrophe
@spaceboxxes​  #He wants to show off his tits#As he should#Not enough kratos tits in my opinion
@castleintheskye​  #I know they're all gods but it does bother me how exposed they are in the winter to end all winters#I gave Baldr a pass because he's invulnerable#but some of them need to put a shirt on
@captainscrosby​  #gotta let the tiddies breathe y'all @acutelation  #Y...yeah
@uchitiddy​  #lkmao too true#how tf did his greek ass survive
@forgedobsidian #hc that he gets just. the worst cold after ragnarok
@alyona11​  #i admire his dedication to go full titties out @rozugold​  #ehehehee
@lemonylemus Whoreslut behavior
@asskylosaurus he's got his family close to keep him warm
@localraspberrywoman i want Kratos to throw me across a room
Nobody:
Kratos during the coldest winter in whole history:
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grimbeak · 4 years ago
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How Pirate Jay Au Jay deal with the rest of the seasons 
DotD: 
*I haven’t watched this ep in 4+ years so Im just gonna focus on the bruise at the end
*Very happy that his bf is no longer a ghost! Now he can give surprise hugs without faceplanting on the floor! (Kai comments that they’re ‘going to be even worse now’)
*Oh yeah and he’s happy to see Morro bc that happens ig 
S7:
*Spends most of it having literally no idea what’s going on
*Acronix tries to manipulate him ab his mom and Jay’s like ‘bitch stfu’ so it doesn’t rly work out
*He honestly doesn’t care ab the fact that Wu’s dying all that much bc he’s only known him for a few months (and he’s still a bit upset about the whole ‘banishing my mom instead of trying to talk to her’ thing)
*He doesn’t have Ed n Edna to worry ab so he just fucks around a bit before going ‘fuck it’ and grabbing the timeblade before anyone else can get to it
*he didn’t have a vehicle he just ran
*pirate coat flowing in the wind 
*Anyway Kai eventually rants to him ab his parents being supposedly evil and jay’s like ‘oh no,,,, how awful that must be for you,,, can’t relate,,,, at all,,,’ which earns him a smack on the head
*Ray and Maya see this new lightning master and are like ‘um is no one else concerned about this’ 
S8:
*Jay searched for Wu for a year (despite not givin a fuck lmao) purely to spend a year with his boyf. That was the only reason. 
*He is freak tF out by Lloyd’s voice change:
‘WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM’ 
‘he’s fine it’s just puberty- you literally went through this jay’
‘NORMAL HUMAN FUNCTIONS DON’T WORK PROPERLY IN THE CURSED REALM MY VOICE NEVER CHANGED BITCH’
‘is that why you’re still so short’
‘FUCK OFF I NEED TO EAT MORE APPARENLY’
*Harumi is just unimpressed with him her description of him is smthn like ‘the pirate ninja who has no self control’ 
*He instantly knows she’s the traitor but no one really listens to him
*He laughs at them when they figure out he was right
*Jay gets a very quick rundown of what happened with Garmadon and is no longer laughing 
*uhhh canon events happen ig
S9:
*Yeah pretty much canon events as well except for the fact that Jay is freaKING OUT about the fact that there are DRAGONS
‘jay we can make magical dragons’
‘YEAH BUT THEY’RE MADE OF ENERGY AND OUR OWN EMOTIONS THESE ONES ARE NOT’ 
*He still loses it for a bit but instead of him just giving up completely it’s more like he’s drunk
S10:
*No proposin yet because they’re literal children and also shits goin DOWN
*goin down like cole
*sorry
*They have to physically restrain Jay from jumping down after Cole when he falls
*when kai re-makes the golden weapons jay’s kinda like ‘ohhh so that’s what the nunchucks looked like b4 you guys melted them cool cool’ 
*Cole’s back!! Jay’s happy!! Everyone wins!! 
*no one wins bcuz Lloyd’s dead. When he comes back Jay offers him an invite to the club of ‘we died but not anymore’. Zane and Jay were previously the only members. 
S11:
*uhhh what happens in this season again 
*nothing important so lets move on
S12:
(Pre-season 12, Jay gets an odd feeling, and finds Clutch Powers just about to open the teapot of tyrahn. He smacks him and goes ‘no’ before kicking it into the ocean. Ninjago city is safe once more.) 
*Nothing really changes except for the fact that he actually calls the cult that he made a cult and they only cause anarchy 
*Cole just points to where the crowds are running from and is like ‘jay’s over there’ 
*Also Jay has literally no idea what’s going on in this video game world bcuz like everything is just weird and he hasn’t really had time for games with all the heroing going on 
*Bruise happens n they dance
*Jay is horrible at dancing but they do it anyway
*Canon stuff (except Nya dies in the car with Kai for bruise reasons)
*Cole sacrificing himself at the end fuckin hurts bcuz last time Jay died in Cole’s arms,,, now it’s the opposite (sorta lmao) 
*At the confrontation with Unagami, Jay’s just like “look dude the people who were supposed to protect me threw my mom who was pregnant with me into the cursed realm without even giving me a chance to live, so let’s just both agree that our families suck and move on” and Unagami’s like “Sure that makes sense” 
*They bond over having no idea what anything is at any time
S13: 
*Jay is so proud of his boyfriend getting a season
*Jay please stop breaking the fourth wall I’m trying to write
*Vania tries to flirt with Cole, Jay responds by fuckin making out with him in front of everyone
*y e a h
*the queen tries to marry him and jay’s like ‘uh i have a bf’ and she’s like ‘not anymore’ and nya’s like ‘im his lesbian sister let me fight you for him’ and the queen’s like ‘do you wanna get married instead’ and nya’s like ‘uh no i have a gf too’ and the queen is like ‘well i can’t marry the green one he’s a minor’ and lloyd’s just so confused 
*Cole does his Thing with his new 3 poly uncles 
*Uh stuff happens
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*Bruise
*No one’s really sure who the queen ended up marrying but they’re never going back there just in case
The Island:
*Jay likes his flower crown. He wears on the brim of his pirate hat.
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uygmoeb · 3 years ago
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i just read ur "txt when they catch u dancing to their songs" post and the beomgyu one cracked me tf up cuz when u said that it was perfect bcuz y/n was holding a mop I WAS REALLY THINKING MF WAS GONNA BREAK IT LIKE HYUKA DID IN THE MV IM SORRY PLEASENDNENEN 🙏🏻🙏🏻
FJDJSKS PLEASE
a truly missed opportunity 😔😔
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thisaccisdead · 4 years ago
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highkey, I feel betrayed that I didn't get Roman because *vaguely gestures at everything* but getting Patton called me tf out and you're not wrong but you shouldn't say it
I took it again and cheated by intentionally picking answers that seemed Roman-y and I just got Patton again :(
only had to cheat twice to get Roman, booyah
Shjsjs this actually does make a lot of sense bcuz patton and roman have a lot in common in this au, which i only realized while making this quiz !!
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zm-sc · 8 years ago
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All narrative that should be given to me and the fact that I won't get it and you will hear me about it on May 3rd- aside, they better have choreographed this fight properly
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jaeminlore · 5 years ago
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Yes yes that’s true :”) but I swear fate hates me or smth because?? He lives really close to me apparently? We’ve got the same house number on a different streets and sometimes we get their family mail and packages. I never realized ofc but today we got on their package and my mum asked me to drop it off over at the packages actual address. So I’m walking over to the house and am looking at the package info and I see the last name and say “hey that’s his last name lmao that’s funny” -enemies
So I’m laughing and walking up to the house and then I stop and go “hold tf up what if this is his house” and I freak because I don’t want /him/ to answer the door because hahaha guess who refuses to look me in the eye since that night except remark on my makeup one time :)) (I’m lonely and sad bcuz of it :( ) but I eventually manage to go up and ring the doorbell and after a moment this Tall ass older man who kinda looks like my sworn enemy appears :))) -enemies
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not to discredit you but this is all so trope-y i genuinely wonder how you manage it
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disorderrd · 8 years ago
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mobile disclaimer --- #tw rape #tw death ---
iv been fantasizing a lot abt being brutalized
finding myself suddenly snapping back into focus realizing iv been imagining stabbings and rapes and fires and electrocutions and the like
always directed at me
like searching for an excuse to do bad and worse
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