#bc what in the fcking au shit is this???

[taeyamayang]

my god guys

i'm beginning to believe that my life is an au

here's a story from this weekend:

before we talk about last saturday, for context, this is what happened last year december.

it was my friend's birthday so we were invited to their place for a party. she warned me ahead of time that she also invited friends from uni (we're friends from wayyy back 7th grade) so i can prepare myself (i get socially anxious when i have no idea that i am about to meet a bunch of strangers).

on that same night, my friend whom i came to the party with needed to use the bathroom. apparently, my friend's (the host of the party) brother invited his friends too and it turns out one of his friends works part time as a bartender, so made us a drink. hence, when my friend needed the bathroom (on the 2nd floor of the house) the door to my friend's brother's room was open (for context, i've been friends with my host friend for soooo long so i know his brother as well, we're good lol) and saw his friends hanging out at his room. ngl i was tipsy with the alcohol the bartender made us sO I HAD THE COURAGE TO START A SMALL TALK BY COMPLIMENTING HIS MIX. he's cute ngl, i have a thing for men with long hair (he has long hair). we had a small talkㅡme standing in the hallway and him leaning his back on the doorframe of the room. after the conversation ended, everything started to sink in to me and i was like holy fuck i talked to a stranger wtfftwtfwtf BUT i brushed it off since i'll less likely meet him again lol so why panic 🤷🏻‍♀️

so when i was meeting her friends i was standing like 🧍🏻‍♀️, giving them a small smile and a wave when this girl suddenly came up to me with full of energy before hugging me tightly. i was shocked by the sudden physical contact and froze in place bc idk what to do. should i hug her back?? im still processing this sudden affection vsnshjsbsns anyway, so she was v friendly. she even invited me to the karaoke room and sat next to me the entire night. when i was getting used to talking to her and figured that our vibes click i took shots with her. she was fun to be with honestly. i had a great night because of her.

the following morning she added me to one of my social media accounts and because of that, my friends' began raising brows at me bc they think it was sus. she didn't add any of my other friends to the said social media app but only me even though we all interacted that night. that's why they think the girl likes me (we're both bi btw), even my friend who hosted the party thinks the same.

THAT'S WHEN THIS SATURDAY COMES IN

I WAS INTERNALLY CRUMBLING ON THE FLOOR GSMSBSDKSKS HELPPPPPP WTFTTF

once again, my host friend invited us to a party but it was for her younger sister's formal gathering. i came in all glamed (but stressed bc i had to rush to the party from my lecture lol). my friend and i followed the receptionist to a round table and MY FUCKING GOD. at the table was the girl from last december; the girl who caught me off guard by hugging me. i was assisted to sit next to her and it didn't help that my friends were giving me a knowing look AND as i sat and turn to face forward, i immediately lock eyes with a boy in a suit sitting across from me. THE BOY IS THE BARTENDER WHOM I HAD A TIPSY SMALL TALK WITH IN THE HALLWAY!! MY GODDDDDD THE THREE OF US ARE SHARING A TABLE??!?!?!!?!?

[2chopsticks2eyes]

hii mama, I need help… again ☺️ bc apparently I have dementia.

I read a beautiful fic(s?) probably a while ago

This is all my brain can remember

- Minsung fic, college/university au : jisung gets drunk asf at a party,Makes a scene in front of everyone, makes out with a frat boy on the couch (a mess Ik)

- Pretty sure changbin gets white girl wasted while Felix is trying to help

- someone roofied jisungs drink but they find out who

- Minho punches him (I think I hope idk) Minho calls him his boyfriend in front of everyone (their not together 🤭)

- i think Minho just saves the day period 😭

- Talks about Hans anxiety (talks ab how Han got (almost SA?) by a bunch of guys Minho finds out who

-eventual smut (? Idk I’ve read shitloads)

- Happily ever after 🥰

I don’t know if I’m thinking of two different fics just crammed into one or if this is just bits and pieces I’ve collected from a longer fic or a series but I suck at finding shit and I hate tumblrs search engine so this is what I’ve got (I’ve also checked ao3 but it’s hell looking for shit there)🥹

If you or @lyramundana or literally anyone have any idea what fic I’m thinking of or even a blog ANYTHING HELPS plz I’m gonna have a fcking episode thinking ab this 😭

Hi my babydoll! 😸

Hmmm 🤔 I have read a few different fics that sound very slightly similar, but I don’t really think they are the ones you’re describing.

I’m going to have to call in the troops for this one.

Troops:

@lyramundana

@channieandhisgoonsquad

@moonlightndaydreams

You know what to do babes. (Or anyone else who can find this hidden gem)

[stardustlyssa]

sending this from my main bc adr-n-sketchy is just a sideblog, but i've skimmed a few things about your OC Aria and, to continue working your werewolf au idea, i had a thought. If you've ever seen/know the premise of the movie Wolf Walkers, what if you did something like that with the two of them. Maybe the ability was just known to one of them/dormant, and then Aria disappears from the Emperor's Coven and Hunter utilizes this ability he'd always suppressed to search the Isles for her bc he can't as the Golden Guard.

HOLY SHIT

I FCKING LOVE WOLFWALKERS. IT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES. I DID NOT EVEN CONSIDER THIS.

brain explodes

what if hunter's werewolf form is like. a difference in the grimwalker ingredients in the au.... instead of a stonesleeper heart its like. a dire wolf's. or some other dire wolf component.

so it can let him transform,,, i like the partially transformed hc a lot so maybe its not 100% akin to wolfwalker dynamics. maybe he just becomes very swift and sneaky in wolf form. or he has some sort of projection ability. idk yet decision making is hard.

BUT THIS IS SO GOOD BLESS YOUR SOUL THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND PART OF IT IS MAKING ME REWRITE A FEW DETAILS FOR ARI'S CANON BACKSTORY... my brain is full and bustling w ideas now

[phantom-bleu]

More sploon au thoughts

Latte and espresso r both ex octarians, they grew up together and climbed the ranks quickly together at young ages: espresso was a weapons tech and latte became an elite squad leader (of other cacaolings who also defect i think, carmy arrow crunchy chip etc)

Latte heard calamari inkantation and was the first one who wanted to defect, she asked espresso to join her who was absolutely against it initially but came around eventually cus he mostly didn’t want to be alone in octo valley without her (would not say this out loud) and started to doubt his loyalties as well seeing latte have this sudden clarity

They studied the inkling language incredibly hard and cuz they r really smart they both r almost fluent, just with some occasional trips in grammar or pronunciation (they teach other dark cacaolings later on to help them integrate into inkling society quicker :]) but this helps them also quickly climb the ranks of the inkling turf war scene too

Again espresso uses inkbrush and latte uses octobrush. Espresso hates the octobrush but cant deny that latte is really good with it considering he sees it as a stunted inkbrush. They dont actually play on the same team normally since 2 brushes usually ruins weapon comps but they r known friends and compare and share techniques often so they r seen as a dual threat. Very close friends besides their rivalry btwn the brushes (one sided on espressos part bc hes stubborn abt stupid things)

Madeleine is a little younger than them (i see essypoo and latte as 16-17 while madeleine is new to turf wars so like. 15) but has Always Dreamed of being a turf war legend. His aunties had him sent him to a sports private school to train him in competitive play (except its a private school so they literally dont teach you shit) so madeleine has all his fundamentals down and has team strategies memorised but no practical experience w actual talented opponents so He is not very good but really really thinks he is

His aunties also helped him form a competitive team by offering top players a fuckload of money if they join. Espresso took it because he was really strapped for cash As it turns out he cant budget his military grade weapon customisation hobby with turf war prize money. He asked latte really nicely to join as well but he DID ask every friend he had before her and they all laughed in his face

Luckily for madeleine espresso is his fcking hero and his celeb crush so this arrangement is great for him. He thinks they make a great team but espresso is very standoffish with him, Presumably because he doesnt know what a Great Player maddie is yet so he commits to spending all his time w espresso to prove himself (espresso does not like this)

Espresso and latte plan to move to splatsville bc the competitive scene is a lot newer there so getting high in the ranks will be easier for the mid team they are. Madeleine thinks this is great because he gets to SHARE an APARTMENT with espresso (and latte😠 but he can pretend she doesnt live there just fine)

Rye is a splatsville born and bred who i see as the oldest between them, like 19? Shes taking less shifts at grizzco bc w the influx of ppl moving into town theyre not so understaffed anymore so she wants to get into turf wars bc she never had the spare time before (nothing to do w her ex gf chili who is big in the comp scene who rye def doesnt want to one-up)

She joins the team cus she saw essypoo and latte asking ppl to join w no prior competitive experience needed (everyone from inkopolis recognised them and didnt want to join) so she thought itd be fun. Shes amazing w the dualies but doesnt have any sense of team coordination (freelance salmon run has that effect) so shes a wip for latte and espresso but they both have hope that she’ll get really good with some guidance

Rye and madeleine get along well :] she thinks hes endearing even if he’s overconfident and in way over his head at the same time. Hes also really funny for these reasons. She teases him a lot which he hatesssss but shes one of the few ppl who can stand him, whether shes taking him seriously or not doesnt really matter cus he has someone to hang out with after battles at least (and they actually bond over this and start to mesh better)

[vermillioncrown]

Does ZYX do anything different as Xue Yang? I guess if they transmigrate in from birth its a more generic "how to move up in the world as a street orphan, street smarts" thing, versus say right around the end of sunshot when he becomes a Jintern

thank you anon for delineating the au, i really truly appreciate it

1) street orphan

zyx isn't a go-getter, and really hasn't truly suffered once in their life. (i know blah blah you cannot compare tragedies and trauma)

idk 50/50 tiny z!xy just fucking dies of cholera, or manages to scrap long enough to find a way into a sect (bc that's the best chance of survival)

calculating... best-best chance is either endearing themselves to the nie (but it's so fcking cold and hard to travel there as a starving orphan brat), or waiting out the sunshot campaign and beg jiang 'big-mad' cheng to let them into yunmeng jiang. or wait out and joing lanling jin under the evil jinternship, but that is definitely making a deal with a devil that z!xy would rather avoid.

(there's nothing z!xy can do for the state of the world. they can't even take care the state of themself).

maybe post-war wwx gains a little shidi that's too curious for their own good. too sticky. wwx can shove jc and jyl away with more force and guile, but he's at a loss for what to do with the single-minded focus of this pointy brat that keeps getting in his way. clings to him and starts blabbing about everything and nothing, and within that nothing there's something ("ahahaa - Xiao-Yang, you can't tell Xian-gege this stuff, you know Jiang-zongzhu doesn't want other people trying demonic cultivation -" "Xian-ge, I just wanna know!")

(based on relationship dynamic, z!xy is less shy about rambling and thinking. they aren't expected to be wwx's peer. all that matters is being the impetus for wwx himself to calm down, reassess, think outside the box)

wwx, instead of storming qiongqi path when wn is near death/dies, sneaks in earlier to look for the wen sibs.

"oh no" he realizes too late that z!xy has been following him. "was i that annoying? am i being punished???"

anyways, sticky rice grain z!xy. full annoyance mode, forcing wwx into shaping up.

=

2) jinternship fast-track

"FUCK" what can z!xy do besides act the part? it's about survival. they gotta be flexible. do things they don't want to do. maybe switch track from the casual sadism that canon-xy showed into a researcher's single-mindedness. don't drown in the abyss while swimming to safety.

nothing holds them here, not expectations, responsibilities to others, reputation. just their life. they gotta do enough for the jins to keep him around (now that he knows their secret), he needs to glean as much legit cultivation from them and resources as possible.

as long as they don't go fucking hogwild and slaughter the yueyang chang clan, xxc and sl won't go chasing him down. z!xy can cause a little accident in lanling, make a big mess for the jins to clean up and explain and fuck off

(if all ends well, they are free to wander and roam. maybe they end up convincing jgy that jgs ain't shit.)

let's say things don't end well.

they now have an even worse reputation than in canon, regardless of body count. lanling jin throws everything on z!xy, jgy&jgs denounce them, and there's no protection. z!xy is on the run

'well, canon-xy was able to hide for so long in yi city. why can't i? there's nothing to lose at this point'

z!xy is now stuck in yi city and its surrounding townships. stuck with this monstrous reputation (fucked up enough to overshadow wwx's for the moment to allow him to regroup - you're fucking welcome, yiling patriarch!) stuck with a bastardized cultivation method, twisted from what they had to study and what little they could steal from the legitimate side of things.

this sucks. at least the little blind girl stealing from them doesn't give a shit.

("oh, for fuck's sake - you can't just keep spending your money on -" z!xy is appalled at a-qing's eating habits. "fine, if i'm indirectly feeding you, i might as well feed you right" they say, dragging her back to their homebase in yi city)

if not canon-xy, something else would happen to xxc. his way would have him stumbling into things people preferred left covered. would any villain worth their salt leave champions of justice like xxc and sl together and functioning? no. something happens to them. they get separated, hurt, something.

"fucking damn it!" z!xy howls while dragging an unconscious daozhang back to base.

(something something kinda-enemies-to-lovers or whatever)

(bc z!xy has done horrible things as a choice to survive in this way, and they will acknowledge it. that must be reconciled with xxc's and/or sl's sense of morality)

[astralkoo]

I love your work! Do you have any JJK or Jimin fanfics to recommend to us, besides yours? (I've read all of it at least 10x each lol)

First of all thank you so much, you’re an angel and I’m so so so so incredibly happy you enjoy my writing 🥺❤️ second of all do I ever!!!!!!! I’ve never made a fic rec list before so bear with me:

JJK

One Shots ;

Kiss it Better by @jincherie

(okay literally everything written by jincherie is amazing I am obsessed w her hybrid/supernatural fanfics, I’d definitely recommend you check those out but cheerleader jk wearing a FREAKING SKIRT just does something to me. And it’s so cute and funny and adorable and you just will absolutely love the all of the characters)

Bite Me by @jeonsweetpea

(where do I even begin? Vampire reader? Masochist Guk? How do I express my love for this one shot? I do not know. But I love it, very much and highly HIGHLY recommend. I’ve read it so many times it’s not even funny at this point. And it’s still one of my favorites ever.)

Euphoria by @jeonsweetpea

(I have a massive weak spot for anything android I think that is so freaking cool and this one shot was so good!!!!! Subby Android Jungkook is just heaven for me okay, like my wet dream. Sorry was that TMI? whatever, check out this one shot!!!)

Deal by @vinterjeon

Hopping Mad For You by @readyplayerhobi

(This is the fic that made me realize that all I needed in my life was bunny guk and I high highly recommend reading it (if you haven’t already) bc it is sososososoos adorable and guk is the most precious human/bunny ever to exist and I love it with all my heart)

Little Wolf, Pretty Wolf, Your Wolf by @readyplayerhobi

Knock Out by @gamerguk

(I remember seeing the teaser for this and being so excited and checking back every day for the full fic to be posted and then it was and all of my expectations were exceeded and I absolutely loved it oh my god it’s so funny and sexy and yes I recommend.)

Baby Boy by @gukptune

(this is one of the first guk fics I read on here so I have a soft spot for it :(( plus I love it and guk is adorable and sub guk is even cuter thank you and goodnight.)

Gold Rush by @nochugguk

Cardboard Castle by @kittae

(the image of jungkook sucking a popsicle has been burned into my head and haunting me ever since I’ve read this fic. and also I want to build a fort and cuddle w him in it. The perfect sexy cute combination.)

Dumbo by @cinnaminsvga

(this fic is wild bro, the reader is crazy bold and I love it and jk has nipple piercings and I can’t get that image out of my head it’s so sexy oh my god.)

Wintervale by @fantasybangtan

(ohhhhhhhhh my goddddddd I loved this one shot so muchhhhhhh it was so sexy and well written and ugh. Again, subby jk so I love it, thank you very much. It’s part of a series, and I’d definitely recommend you check out Taehyung’s pirate au too which is also phenomenal.)

Stay In Your Lane by @luxekook

(oh my goddddddd bratty kook is a big yes!!!!!! and this fic portrays that so well and I love love love it!!!)

Series/Multiple Parts ;

Freak-Quency by @gukslut [ Companion Piece : Boots ]

(he spits in your mouth and you punish him and it’s one of the sexiest things I’ve ever read and I love it and oh my god yes + plus rockstar!guk is just something else yum)

To Tame a God by @vinterjeon

(holy fcking shit, this series is just *chefs kiss* immaculate in words I can’t even begin to describe. I’m a btch for a good werewolf au and the fact that kookie is a bit of a sub? yessir thank you very much plz check this out it’s one of my favorite series ever)

Bunny Troubles by @appreciatethefoolishness

(this fic is so freaking cute I can’t handle it. Bunny!guk and Sub!guk tied into one is almost too much for me to handle on its own but wrapped up in this adorable fic is just UGH you know?)

Bitchin’ by @kinktae

Flesh & Blood by @kinktae

(okay jungkook is literally a freaking zombie how sick is that? I loved Warm Bodies (both the book and the movie) so I love this series!!! It’s cute, funny, smexy and I thoroughly enjoyed reading it!)

The Doms Next Door by @tatertotthethot (ft. Tae)

(okay hear my out. I usually do not read dom!bts fanfic bc I prefer subby boys over dom boys, I don’t know why that’s just how my mama made me. But this fanfic— holy— oh my god how do I even— it’s so phenomenally written and so enrapturing and engaging that it just completely pulls you into the plot and you become invested and intrigued and holy fuck it’s so sexy and I really did like reading it a lot so even if you’re not so into dom!bts I’d say give this a chance and see what you think!)

Secrets of Silk by @nochugguk

(y’all wanna talk about camboy guk? Because I do. And this fic is freaking immaculate. I read it a while ago so I don’t remember too many specific details but dude, I remember just being hooked and absolutely loving it.”

Felicity by @nochugguk

For Science by @boymeetsweevil

(ugh I love love this series, it funny and cute and sexy and the perfect amount of messy and I def recommend checking it out!!!!)

If your into sub guk please check out @namsjunies fics, just all of them bro HERE is the link to their masterslist

PJM

One Shots ;

While You’re At It by @aureumjeon

(dudeeeee I remember seeing the teaser for this and getting hooked immediately!!! And then I read the actual fic and it was so freaking good!!!!! Pool Boy Jimin is something to behold, I must say.)

Florezco by @honeymoonjin

(this one shot is just so pretty. It is so freaking pretty. There is something so rhythmic and beautiful about the way it was written, the words and language used. The descriptions are beyond astounding. The plot as well is so amazing, you can see through every little interaction how their relationship grows and developed and it is so beautiful.)

Diary of a Bodyguard by @kernelmeow

Series/Mutiple Parts ;

Good Boy by @btssmutgalore

(if I’m going to talk about sub jimin, I’m going to talk about the Good Boy series, I mean come on that’s just a given. This series just— yes. The character development, the relationship growth, the ridiculously well written plot, just all of it. It’s an amazing read through and through and a definite must read!!!)

Handyman by @drquinzelharleen (ft. Tae)

(ohmygod I love this series so much. Jimin yum, reader is a boss bitch, the sex is right up my alley but it also has plot with ups and downs and I very much enjoyed reading it and perhaps (more than likely) you will too.)

Timid by @jincherie

(I melt every time. It’s so sweet, so cute, freaking tooth rotting. Jiminie is so precious and lovable and shy and I am so weak for him it’s actually not even funny. If you want cute hybrid jiminie, this is the fic to read, I swear you won’t regret it.)

Blood Rank by @gukptune

Baby, Baby by @hobiwonder (ft. Tae)

(bro, the relationship between Tae, Minnie, and the reader is just— wow. The development between the three is incredible and oh my goddd its amazing.)

Between Other Worldly Creatures by @btsjeonjazz (ft. Tae)

JJK + PJM

Humanity by @bts-trash-blog

(these hybrid babies are so precious bro I swearrrrr this fic gave me a roller coaster of emotions and I can’t wait for more parts to come out!!!)

Peach Blossoms by @pasteljeon

Abundance by @angelicyoongie

(okay, I know this is technically OT7 but oh my god, you wanna talk about one of the best hybrid fics I have ever read??????? It is so incredibly well written and the boys are a mess but an adorable lovable mess and guk is so cute and jiminie is a little shit but damnit I love it and I am so excited for when everything falls into place and they’re happy and lovey and sorry I am getting ahead of myself but if you haven’t read it already, it’s a must read.)

[yiqiie]

wangxian fic rec list pt.2

you can find part one here!

as usual, this will be kept under a keep reading so it doesn’t clog up the dashboard. i actually reblogged my original post and added to it then accidentally deleted it but i have a crap ton more recommendations anyway! there’s a lot of angst in this list because apparently i love putting my heart through a meat grinder 

there are some heavy fics included this time, but i really wanted to include some that explored the issue of mental health and recovery, especially in these difficult times, so make sure you look out for the TW if those fics aren’t your cup of tea 

since tumblr’s new update prevents posts with links from appearing in the tags, i would really appreciate if people could reblog so anyone who needs a fic rec can see this! 

notion summary page: here (i only put my favourites in this tumblr list, so if you would like even more recommendations, please read the notion summary for basically all of my bookmarks on ao3) 

something to make your heart ache

tempo rubato by @spodumene 

angst, fluff, smut, multi-chaptered, modern au 

guys when i say this fic changed my life i really mean it i think i binged it all within a single night and luckily the last chapter came out the next day and i literally was beside myself with excitement; it is heartbreaking and so beautifully written, i keep going back to read it again and again it’s just THAT good 

complementarity by @besanii​

angst, fluff, multi-chaptered, cql au

i’ve always been a fan of beth’s works (if anyone wants to screech with me about her shattered mirror’s fic I AM HERE) but this was so much angst i literally felt my heart cave in on itself like it was actually painful holy shit she is such a compelling writer and this is one of my favourites even though it HURTS ME 

and here comes the summertime by ribena 

angst, fluff, multi-chaptered, modern au 

LWJ PLS USE YOUR WORDS FOR ONCE this is peak lwj being a dumbass guys i really can’t with this boy but this is such a cute fic of wangxian falling in love and you can really see how they genuinely go from being two people who have no chance of being anything to SOULMATES 

总有一天; a place to hide (can’t find one near) by yiqie 

angst, trauma, modern au, trigger warning: suicide 

this fic rec is gonna kick off some of our heavier recs for the list; yiqie is definitely one of my favourite ao3 writers and i am really excited for the next update of this fic, it deals with some really important mental health topics and it doesn’t shy away from the reality of how scary things can be. i’ve personally been thinking a lot more about mental health in general during my time in isolation and it’s gotten me to reflect more on my own wellbeing as well. this is beautifully written, and obviously it’s not going to encapsulate everyone’s personal experience but i think it’s a great step in recognising that mental health is real and something we should be looking out for

there’s no promised goodbye here by @yuisakii​

angst, fluff, trauma, modern au, trigger warning: mental health

i saw this fic on twt and i thought it was gonna be a short cute wholesome fic about wangxian being broken up but not really bc wwx is dumb BUT this turned out to be so much more and i’m so appreciative; it portrays not a perfect relationship but one that is under the works and one that will undoubtedly require much more work in the future but it’s reality and it’s true and i think that makes it beautiful, there are discussions of mental health and how that affects relationships and how people learn to put themselves back together again with love and support and i think that’s the best part of this fic 

take yourself home by ribena 

angst, fluff, trauma, multi-chaptered, modern au, trigger warning: suicidal ideation 

this was a surprising fic i didn’t expect it to be as heavy as it was but it was beautifully handled and it’s so important to me to see mental health depicted in different ways; everyone deals with their problems in a different way and someone is struggling could seem objectively like they’re doing okay and i think it’s great that there’s a fic that recognises that, this also gives a little spotlight on the things that people use to try and cope with their wellbeing, it could be the smallest thing but a lot of the time that’s all it takes 

some things go forward by everythingispoetry 

angst, fluff, trauma, multi-chaptered, modern au, trigger warning: medical recovery 

this is a little lighter but i think this is one of the most important; the journey to recovery from any medical condition isn’t something to be taken lightly and i think this fic deals with almost everything that it will encapsulate, it’s a beautiful story that deals with the ups and downs of medical recovery and how you really need to learn to forgive yourself for maybe not being able to do everything you previously wanted to, it’s a hopeful story which is also so important because there is always hope for you no matter what 

something to soothe your heart 

you’ve ruined my life (by not being mine) by @nothing-but-color  

fluff, light angst, smut, multi-chaptered, modern au

guys this fic is so beautiful omfg it’s so CUTE and i think it really nails some of the characterisation it really sets up their relationship so well and it delves into some other issues of wangxian’s parents being uh not great parents lmfao but it’s just cute and wholesome and wangxian discovering the joy of being in a relationship 

this river runs to you by sundiscus 

fluff, light angst, yearning, modern au 

DRAGONS AND MAGIC GUYS HOLY SHIT this was a fic i just sat down and binged in like probably an hour and it’s SO GOOD, the plot, the characterisation, the amount of thought and care that went into developing this was so good and it’s beautiful guys truly a wonderful fic 

heliotrope (eternal love) by avenqelic 

fluff, light angst, modern au 

flowers and their meanings need i say more???? this was so wholesome and wwx is such a dumbass but we love him for it and there’s so much yearning and pining in this it’s almost angst but it’s not bc there’s so much SOFT content in this we love it 

lay us down (we’re in love) by mme_anxious 

fluff, modern au 

guys this is just a short wholesome cute fic to soothe your heart from all the angst i’ve put in this list IT’S PERFECT domestic wangxian will always trump everything as much as i love putting my heart through the works and this is just pEAK wangxian content 

it’s you, it was always you by myung 

fluff, light angst, cql au

guys wwx is such a dumbass but he’s a bby and we love him and this was such cute wholesome barely there angst content AND THE PINING wangxian are so dumb but we love them for it this was just something to truly soothe my heart as the heading suggests so yes pls read this after all the angst 

with absolute splendour by @veliseraptor​

fluff, light angst, yunmeng bros, cql au 

THIS IS THE FIC I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WAITING FOR guys jc being an angry grape wanting to plan shijie’s and wwx’s wedding is genuinely the content i have always wanted and i’m always so sad that there’s like barely any of it but this fic captures it PERFECTLY and it’s the yunmeng reconciliation i have been praying for 

the dragon’s bride by jaws_3 

fluff, light angst, light smut, beauty and the beast au 

lwj bby you need to learn to use your words bc then THIS HAPPENS but guys this was such a cool take on beauty and the beast au and it’s pretty spectacular wangxian are DOMESTIC HUSBANDS before they are even husbands but the writing was breathtakingly good so yes pls read this 

anyway, here’s wuji by @kakikaeru 

fluff, light angst, post-cql, focus on lan jingyi 

okay this is more background wangxian BUT THIS FIC IS SO GOOD, the next one in the series (focussing on jin ling) is also spectacular so pls read them both, but guys LAN JINGYI BEST BOY and he’s in love omfg wangxian being overprotective adorable husbands looking after all their children is just what we LIVE for 

something to make you laugh 

i get religion real quick 'cause you're looking so divine by so_shyy

fluff, humour, modern au

guys wangxian being a chaotic mess but wwx being even more of a pining dumbass bc of hospital drugs is PERFECT i have probably read every single version of the cliche ‘husband waking up stoned after surgery’ but guys it’s so much wholesome content and amazing in every single way 

life, drama and action by akai__hana

fluff, social media, modern au 

whenever i have an angsty fic that makes my heart go eek i reach for this fic bc it’s a reminder that WANGXIAN IS HAPPILY MARRIED WITH A SUN THANK YOU and they are living their best lives as husbands in every life so this is just so cute short and wholesome we LIVE for this content 

besieged by @ariaste 

fluff, light smut, humour, post-cql 

another fic for reaffirmation that wangxian are being overprotective husbands and our bby a-yuan is not really a baby anymore and it’s just so DOMESTIC and such good content and we really love every single reminder that wangxian are just happy and together and they’re SOULMATES okay 

worth the entire universe and more by @xiellian​

fluff, humour, modern au

this was fcking hilarious guys i read it right after one of my angsts and it’s just SO WHOLESOME wwx you’re so dumb we love you so much but you’re truly dumb also lwj bby pls use your words this was such a cute concept and just a pinch of domestic wangxian i needed in my day 

a quest (for kisses) by @xiellian​

fluff, humour, post-cql 

ANOTHER DOMESTIC WANGXIAN FIC guys i can literally picture this happening bc wangxian are insufferable and are hellbent on letting the whole entire world know they are IN LOVE and that they ARE SOULMATES and we forgive them bc they ARE 

[princeanxious]

I love your dragon au, may I have some headcanons?

Uh sure! You weren’t ship specific so i’ll try and be a lil broad and touch on a few for all of em! (Theyre all interconnected in a way but often spend much of their time together apart from the others bc thats how dragons be, even if these dragons are much more social than the average dragon)

Demus- Dragon Remus x Prince(ess) Janus

- Janus is ftm trans! His parents were never supportive and actively tried to hide that from that kingdom at every turn, so, he may have secretly gotten a certain mage’s help “cursing” him with snake/dragon scales & additional certain masculine attributes so that he’d be sent away and get time to live his life without royal duties breathing down his neck. Even if he’d have to live the rest of his life as a prince locked away in a tower.

-Remus is a Dragon that’s known to be very curious, driven to hoard things that intruige him. He lives in a castle he and his brother Roman overtook years ago, and they guard it and their hoards within it well. However, one day a nearby kingdom reached out to them with an offer: if they guard and protect Prince Janus while the kingdom scrambles to figure out what to do, the dragons will recieve offerings to add to their hoards along with provided meals and the means to provide for Janus. All the kingdom requests is to keep Janus safe and happy.

-and of course, they agree to. And Remus falls head over tail inlove in a matter of days. Janus follows soon after he finds that Remus is completely unbothered and supportive of Janus’s transition.

-Janus and Roman also get along super well, tho not in a romantic sense, especially after Roman learns of Janus’s love for plays and acting skills. Roman also gifts a few intricate outfits to Janus from his Hoard of beauty and passion bc they fit the short prince quite well, and because Janus wasn’t given anything to wear from his kingdom aside from tailored princess dresses(which he doesn’t usually mind the skirts portions now w/ his new body but somedays the disphoria would spike back out if he looked in the mirror while wearing one). Roman also helped cut Janus’s hair, and both dragons would growl threateningly at any kingdom official who dared look at Janus’s attire change questioningly. If anyone asked, it was because it made Janus happy and feel safe, and that was their job, was it not?

-Janus loves his new Dragon Boyfriend and his new Dragon brother-in-law(technically?) and this result just solidifies his confidence in the decision he made to get here. Roman and Remus know about the secret behind the curse and what Janus did to get here, they think he’s super fcking clever bc of it. And, Ro and Re swear on their hoards that they’ll never spill the secret if Dee doesn’t want them to, one because the Kingdom would then have a lead on trying to Reverse the Curse, and two, because it would put the life of the mage who was asked to do it in danger, and three, because their dragons and dragons are very very good at protecting what they love.

Logince- Dragon Roman x Knight Logan

-Logan is a prince to a neighboring kingdom, and he was betrothed to Janus in an arranged marraige sort of settup. Niether of them loved the other like that, but they were best friends and Logan respected(and defended) Janus being trans. So when he finds out something happened to Janus, he’s alarmed and upset that he wasn’t informed sooner. Then he finds out Janus is being guarded by dragons, of all things! And well, he needs to make sure Janus us safe, and find out whats wrong, what happened? And no one stops him from traveling out to the castle that houses the dragons to find out. The least he can do is make sure Janus is okay and respected by the dragons, but like hell is he going to wait for Janus’s scrabling kingdom to catch up.

The first thing he’s greeted by is a tall red scaled dragon, and he’s immediately on guard. The dragon grins and drops into a defense position. They don’t ask the other questions, which Janus will give both of them shit for later, but both parties are fueled by challenge and protective goals. And they launch into battle without a word.

-Roman is immediately intruiged and excited to find how Logan matches him in a fight, actually standing a pretty solid chance despite his weight and height. Logan is a skilled swords man, the best in his kingdom, its a shame his only downfall is that Roman has twice the height on him and more than twice the muscles, figuratively and literally. But even then Logan isn’t deterred and is capable of flipping the dragon onto his back which is p hot roman cant lie, so its a p even scuffle bc Romans highly entertained w/ this mysterious attacker.

-they kinda get caught up in the scuffle for a good while till Remus comes out to investigate and Logan disengages and dashes into the forest bc he’s smart enough to know he can’t really win the fight w/ one dragon, two is a death sentence.

-roman spends the whole night heated and excited as he rambles about the gorgeous short knight who nearly kicked his ass. Logan spends the whole night rethinking his strategy and trying not to get distracted by the memory of the infuriatingly hot smirk the dragon kept aiming at him.

-they scuffle twice more, filled with witty remarks and snarky quips that progressively get more flirty before they think to speak about /why/ Logan wants into the castle b4 the truth comes out.

-both are a little sheepish when Janus finds out just who Roman’s been waxing poetic about kicking his butt in an even match and spend a good 20 minutes scolding their gay af selves. Then Logan gets updated on the whole situation, including his not so subtle transition and his new dragon bf. Logan gets the dragon’s permission to visit so long as he keeps things a secret, and he scoffs that they’d think he’d even dare to try to ruin his best friends happiness.

-niether of them really knows when their little rivalry picked back up, but Roman and Logan spend their time together bickering and taunting eachother while playing a semi-unbalanced game of cat and mouse. Logan’s not allowed into the castle w/o playing their game first, and he honestly doesn’t mind. Their interactions get way more flirty and theyre just gay disasters that take way to long to admit their developing feelings till it all kinda rushes out the moment Roman pins Logan to a wall and Logan reaponds by locking his legs around the other, daring to keep him there.

-yeah they express their feelings to eachother in many ways that day. And Logan ends up secretly(to his kingdom at least) dating Roman, and Roman gets a prince bf of his own. They still taunt and play their game of cat and mouse tho, now its just accompanied by a ton more kissing.

Moxiety- Dragon Patton x Mage Virgil

-Virgil is the mage that helped Janus transition in secret, they’d been friends for a long while and meeting in secret to plan it. Virgil’s a pretty powerful mage and talented at what he does, and Janus’s trasition was a spell he cast himself, and its irreversable(on purpose, by Janus’s request/demand)

-Virgil travels alot now adays, never staying in one public place too long in fear of Janus’s knights suspecting him and capturing him. He knew the risk and was willing to pay the price to make Janus happy. He knows he must lay low for a while, and hes not very open about being a mage in fear of that being found out.

-well, one day he finds himself in a town not so open to the idea of magic in general. Its one slip up hes not sure he regrets to heal an injured child, but he finds him self tied to a wooden stake that same day, surrounded by a village chanting about how all magic is evil.

-and then a dragon swoops over and snags him from the fire as it ignites, just barely sinking his clothing before hes up in the sky. He promply blacks out from shock.

-and when he wakes up, he finds himself tucked carefully into a hammock with a soft blanket. The room he’s in is filled with an interesting assortment of things, haphazardly placed enough to register as a hoard than any other kind of room in this tower. That and the dragon that rescued him is resting nearby, his blue scaled wing outstretched and draped over Virgil protectively is kind of a dead giveaway too.

-Virgil would learn later that Patton had been following him, lead by how his hoarding instincts weirdly worked. He’d be thankful then, that they saved his life, despite the fact that he now technically counted to Patton’s instincts as part of his hoard. Patton was adamant that he’d been trying to rid himself of the attachment before, but once Virgil was in danger his insticts had been set aside to save the poor human. He couldn’t help that touching Virgil just solidified his instincts’s claim.

-Patton lets Virgil know he’s welcomed to leave any time he wants to, that they were safely away from the dangerous village now. Virgil finds he doesn’t want to leave just yet, and they settle on becoming friends.

-Patton is friends with Roman and Remus, and often visits them when he’s feeling too lonely. He’s plenty friendly with Janus and Logan at this point, being a much softer natured dragon than the twin dragons.

-the group finds it very, very coincidental and very ironic the first time Patton brings Virgil with him to hang out.

-their love story is a bit slower, but lets just say one day months down the line, Virgil pulls Patton into a really shy kiss and Patton all but startles Virgil with the happy purr that bursts from the back of his throat. Its not to much longer after that that theyre relationship is fully established.

[selfcarecap]

okay so if Its okay i would like to take upon your offer about coming to your page and rant. i don’t talk to someone about this because its absolut absurd. So if you dont answer this, thats absolutely okay too, i guess im just glad i can get it off my chest. wird ne mischung aus deutsch und englisch haha, i hope thats okay. so recently im very angry about myself because my jealousy is increasing a LOT. like im so so happy for tom that he found a lovely girlfriend and that hes in love. but it kinda makes me sad/jealous because i see him as a comfort person (idk ob das der richtige begriff dafür ist aber Maybe you know what i mean) und obwohl ich weiß das die Chancen bei 0,0000 liegen das ich ihn überhaupt mal sehen oder treffen würd, it feels like losing him and i think thats the most ridiculous thing i have ever thought and felt in my live. same with the sweepstake, i spent (für mich verhältnismäßig) lot of money and even bought tickets for the livestream. und ich gönne es absolut denen die gewonnen haben but at first i was furious that i didnt win. idk whats wrong with me, i dont wanna be so jealous over things that are literally impossible to reach (like meeting him). and it fcking annoys me that i am feeling like and i absolutely dont wanna feel like this. i just just feel bad because i wanna be truly happy for him and his relationship because he looks so happy too….

- dont feel obligated to answer this, but thanks for letting me rant ❤️

i get youuuuuuuuu😭😭😭 jealousy is an ugly emotion but we all feel it at some point(s)!! it’s good and important to recognise that what you’re feeling is jealousy because when people don’t want to admit to themselves that they’re jealous, that’s when things get ugly and they start putting other people down to feel better even though it does nothing to help with their issues. so imo acceptance is the first and maybe even most important step!!! you should let yourself feel jealous because trying to push it away will only make it worse.

i get that jealousy is so shitty and you don’t like feeling it, i’ve been dealing with some jealousy too lately (not bc of tom but something else) and i hate it so so so much like ich könnte Stunden lang darüber reden wie scheisse sich diese Emotion anfühlt omgggg. but yeah i haven’t figured out how to deal with it either ahdkskw not entirely at least idk but trying to push it away is only going to make it worse, i know that for sure.

and also this sounds obvious but maybe just spend less time looking at tom + z content? even if it’s just a bit less, i’m not saying you can’t watch any interviews anymore but yeah distancing yourself and giving yourself a break kann nicht schaden i’d say?

alsooo for me when i’m jealous bc of shit on the internet, i try to really be more present in the real world? like while i’m at uni or out with friends and even after i really try to internalise those moments and try to realise okay this is the real world, this is what matters. celebrities might be real people too okay wkdjsjw but if i’m not on my phone then they’re just strangers to me and they don’t exist. or for me even if i’m just watching a film or something i’m usually on my phone at the same time (well depends on the film) and i’d try to avoid that too to truly distract yourself and get away from the internet, maybe even delete tumblr for a few days but at the same time i think coming back can be even more overwhelming.

idk if this helped but i’ve been feeling similarly lately so yeah those are just my thoughts lmao, feel free to add more if you wanna talk about it <3

[mego42]

Top five gg fan fics??

Oooooooff!! This is so hard!!! There are SO!!! MANY!!!! amazing writers in this fandom!!! not only that but I’m also wildly under-read due to the whole trying not to spiral/lose focus thing!!!

How about this, I will start with 5 10 and then please please please people send me more bc I need to prioritize my post-song reading list, cool? Cool.

1. What a sight to see by @sothischickshe (listen!!!!! I love vampire shit!!!!! and also Rio being super turned on by beth being a badass!!!!!!!)

2. It’s a dirty dirty game but (you should’ve called before you came) by @sothischickshe​ (these two are honestly neck and neck tied, I had no idea I was going to be so into Beth and Rio both hooking up with the same person and being predictably terrible about it but now that I type all of that out idk how I’m surprised I am)

3. it's good when it's not right by @hypermania​ (the prose! the angst! the feelings! also Rio and Ben interaction??? how did I not know how much I needed this????)

4. 5 times Beth takes Rio’s hand (and 1 time she doesn’t) by @blainesebastian​ (speaking of prose, I am absolutely fcking feral for this one, it’s poetry, I’ve read it, uh, a lot and I’m still just as obsessed with it every time)

5. Somewhere in the darkness, us together for a while by @fairhairedkings​ (I am desperately into this entire general concept and I adore how it plays out, special shout out to Rio figuring out when he, erm, enjoys himself Beth feels it too)

6. delinquents by @foxmagpie​ (I feel like I don’t have to sell y’all on this one but gd do I love how she’s adapted Beth and Rio to high school, it’s so cute and endearing and somehow has me loving them even more but in a totally new way)

7. got some damn bad intentions by @carry-the-sky (I really, really love snapshot/5 times fics as you may have guessed bc it is the second one on here and this one is *chef’s kiss* it’s almost like, idk, minimalist which makes it that much more poignant for me)

8. In Your Hands by @riosnecktattoo (Clown AU!!!!! Clown AU!!!!!!!!! WHY AM I SO INTO IT??? WITCHCRAFT!!!!)

9. breathe smoke into my veins by @blainesebastian (okay no but seriously have I mentioned how utterly obsessed I am with mccall’s prose????? it’s so!!! beautiful!!!!!)

10. Show Me How to Fake It (Touch Me in the Dark) by @pynkhues (another one I feel like doesn’t need selling but I’m too in love with it not to put it on the list, came for the porn got hit with the feelings, my fav kind of sucker punch)

send me a top 5 and watch me have an existential crisis

[jtrbluv]

wips tag game D:

tagged by: @absoluteyoongit ily bueller

tagging: @koushiningg @bangtans-peaceful-piegon @bunlina @excusemin @joontier @tatastaetae @dreamystuffers @magicalcrwn @suhdays @jinpanman @psychedia @vinterjeon @rosaetae AND WHOEVER SEES THIS! TAG YOU’RE IT! sry luv u gotta do it now

rule: post the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and interests you and i’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it!

i am so sorry in advance, these r literally what the title of my docs are and most of them are WAY out of context; these are all member x reader

wnrs drabble/oneshot bc u are a simp; pjm

jin goes avada kedavra *DIE*

ah shit here we go again (it’s the misunderstood revamp LMFAO)

e2l highschool!au and they were idiots who are in cabinet (yoongi or jimin)

hoseok as a MF local studio dancer perIOD

reply 1995; pjm

the thought of jin icing a fcking cake makes my mouth water

Untitled Document (ITS FOR JOON :’D)

band au mofos (ot7 oneshot series w/ jae)

i’ll give it to you; jjk

nerve x purge x island x insanity x other shit (ot7 oneshot series w/ jae & drea)

assassin au (ot7 oneshot series w/ jae)

strings of my heart pt. 2 or AYO CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATO

qurack shit in quarantine (ot7 drabble series w/ jae)

AS U CAN TELL I LOVE JAE! AND HER SEXY MIND! @koushiningg

[jake-marshall]

Creamsicle Comicon AU

Alrighty so I’ve seen a couple posts flying around about how Larry would encourage and adore Freddy’s fanboy nerdiness, which!  Yes!  Absolutely! and even the idea of them going to a Con together which is equal parts adorable and hysterical (especially if there were cameos by the other Dogs). But my brain’s gone an entirely different direction and it’s been the only thing I’ve been thinking about all damn day.    So what if it wasn’t Creamsicle going to the Con but meeting at the Con. All under the cut bc it got long

Freddy is, of course, himself.  A cop, yeah, but moreso a big fcking geek and so he goes to all 4 days of this con (I’m basing it off of SDCC even tho I’ve never been and my only experiences with cons are those of the sports variety but anyway).  So, he’s not undercover, or anything.  He’s just there, as one would be. As for Larry, even though I’m under the impression that Joe’s jobs involved robbery of objects versus cold hard cash, I could probably spin it either way for this.    There’s a silent auction on the last day of the Con and this’ll be a haul if (when) they pull it off.  Huge.  Or, again, I could go with the idea that they steal the items but I’d have to think about it more. Now, to get into the Con, Joe has Larry and, either Eddie or Brown as his partner.  I’m leaning towards Eddie bc I want Vic to show up in the fic at some point as a cameo, and also Eddie would be more suspicious/heated about Freddy and the eventual revelation that he’s a cop, imo.  Although I don’t believe Joe would put Eddie on a job that would directly put him in danger, Eddie would be at the con to be an extra set of eyes and ears, and because I think he (or Brown) is most believable as knowing a thing or two about comics/sci-fi/the characters. So, that’s important because.  Larry is there basically with the stolen identity of a big name collector/seller of [insert x comic here].  This guy - tentatively I’m naming him Al White, in reference to Larry’s canon aliases (and therefore making Larry “Mr. White” in this, lol) - is from states and states away (maybe Wisconsin, like Larry is?) and has no family, and is a notorious recluse - no one even knows what he looks like, he just mail orders all his collectibles.  The catch with Larry needing to be the one to pose as this dude is because of his age -  someone as young as the other Dogs (well, except Blue but this is a creamsicle fic so naturally I go with Larry) would not be the logical choice as an imposter. So this guy, this Mr. White, this is going to be the first time he shows his face at a public sort of function.  He’s looking to sell a ton of his items and in doing so is going to appear at SDCC (or LACC I guess whatever).   But, you ask, how would Larry and Eddie obtain these items and also do so without alerting him to what they’re doing?  Simple.  Kill him (or maybe Joe hires someone else to kill him so Larry’s not there when it happens, than have the stuff shipped to the LACC directly, which would make sense if this guy was a recluse, for him to have as little interaction as possible).  Ditch the body.  Make up fake IDs/steal his identity. No one will be any the wiser. As for Larry and Freddy meeting, it’d be the Preview Night, when those who attend all 4 days get the opportunity to check out the exhibit hall to see what would be available.  Larry is still setting up and intends to lay low for most of it anyway, so as not to draw attention or raise suspicion due to the fact he doesn’t know jack shit about this kinda stuff.  Eddie’s given him a crash course on what he should definitely know but he’s just like praying for this thing to end so he can get the loot and be done with this job. Freddy would obviously be drawn to this stand, with tons of other people.  He’d be, not star struck, but just like, in awe and in his element and would strike up conversation with other people there about the items.  Larry is there and since no one knows what Mr. White looks like (and maybe his ID lanyard is hidden or turned around that anyone can’t see it), none of the other con-goers realize that this is The Guy - they just think he’s there helping set up or whatever.  But he listens closely to Freddy and tries to pick up some of this info of the comic shit that he should file away if he wants to keep the front up, and of course  he thinks this kid is a trip and a half, but in a good way.  Maybe for all his enthusiasm, gives him a little freebie from the collection and Freddy is like hell yeah, whoa... wait a minute, you can’t do that, what will Mr. White think if you give away this shit for free?    And Larry would introduce himself as this Mr. White.  Freddy would just be like wow whoa the man the myth the legend... didn’t think he’d look like you /smirk/ Larry like, in good humor, what in the fuck is that supposed to mean? Freddy tries to play it off like, haha nothin just ah ya know you’re not how I pictured him - look pretty good for a shut-in hermit, I guess. ANYWAYYYYY that’s most of what I got except for over the next few days leading up to the heist they get to know each other lol except for Larry finding out Freddy is a cop. That doesn’t happen bc Freddy is not gonna just like, divulge that kind of info, so he just says he “works for the city” (Larry surprised he even has a job at all, lol). Also them going out to a bar the night before the heist is to go down (so they meet on a Wednesday, this night out is a Saturday, and they’ve hung out several times already).  And finally shit goes down and they make out like teenagers in the men’s room or something equally unsavory - but then it’s interrupted by something going on in the bar.  A fight, altercation of some sort (I could probably put Mr. Pink in here as a cameo, getting his ass beat for running his mouth - maybe by a waitress LOL nah jk) and it turns really loud and violent.  Both Larry and Freddy would try to break it up?  Larry gets hurt and Freddy announces himself as an officer and is able to descalate the situation and call for backup to have the guy arrested but ofc Larry’s hurt and he’s like oh shit dude you’re hurt we gotta get you some medical attention (another movie ~homage~) but all Larry can say in response is, “You’re a cop?” And Freddy, like, “Yeah... I’m a cop...”

I have no idea what I want to do after this.  I want a happy ending for the boys and the best thing I can think of is if Vic does show up later as a replacement to Larry (because Eddie’s aware of Larry hanging out with Freddy and if he finds out he’s a cop, well... Larry would be in deep shit and Joe would absolutely take him off the job, but then I think Larry would feel he needs to hurt/kill Freddy so like...idk).  And if Vic actually does attempt the heist but also threatens  civilians in the process, then (almost) like the movie, White would take him out? (lol but I want vic and eddie to be “happy” in this too in the background so idfk i’m just literally rambling into the void). BUT YEAH THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT ALL DAY.  suggestions welcome!

[pocketgalaxies]

hi, im in need of some good juliantina fics. Can you list your top fanfics of juliantina pls? loads of love!

hello! i haven’t read much fic for this fandom but here are a few i rly like, in no particular order:

anything by @hedawolf, obviously. her AO3 is here. just read all of it. there’s a lot of good soft sin in the canon-verse. respite is abt juls recovering from her kidnapping and also addresses the sergio shit and is my fav (unless we’re counting her demonic angst!fic which is only on tumblr rn. i think it has maybe given me a medical condition)

the “found” series by @ambs-writes is an AU series that i’m an ABSOLUTE HOE for bc angst is my shit. i reread bits of it basically every other day. part 4 just came out and it literally fcking killed me!!!

i was made for loving you, also by @ambs-writes, is a canon-verse fic that i come back to all the time too, it fills in the blanks right after val’s tv confession and it’s a lil fluffy and a lil angsty and i love

love me (for what might or might not be) by meanstoflourish is a canon-verse fic about val and juls discussing marriage and children, and it’s so full of relationship angst which i usually don’t read but it’s so faithful to their characters and the love they have for each other that i can’t even be mad at them for fighting

costa rica by kwillow19 is an AU where juls works at a vacation resort that val’s family visits. it just updated and there’s only one chap left. there are adaptations of my fav canon scenes and also cute beach moments!!!

she’s with me by @redbeautyskimmonsftw is a coffee shop AU based on @valvaldes’ post, where val gets a job at juls’ family coffee shop and sergio is insufferable so they give him a good gay (metaphorical) slap in the face

something cosmic by @thatoneloser-kid is an AU where val and juls both go to the same school. juls’ only friend is a dog but the dog loves val! they go star-gazing together!!

these are p much all the fics i’ve read all the way through bc i’m v picky and also don’t look for new fic v often. a HUGE thanks to all of you amazing talented fic writers!! we don’t deserve you and the awesome content you put out there

[laurent-ofvere]

I can’t read infidelity AUs either I’m so sorry but I am 299% and beyond sure you fcking nailed that homewrecker fic. But anyway I was reading through your bullet list of what might potentially happen after and you wrote—— “bc he'll always know its a family but not the one he wanted.”—-HEY MAYA WHAT THE FCK THAT SHIT HURTS AND IT FEELS LIKE MY SOUL TORE ITSELF INTO PIECES JUST READING THIS WHATS WRONG WITH ME. IM SINGLE AND YOUR WRITING GOT ME FEELING LIKE I’M IN NIK’S SHOES

IM SO FLATTERED WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

[dysfunctionalnerd]

prof lay zelda au??

i,,,, dont know how to add a cut so like,, sorry if this gets long I'm making this up as I go

I guess hersh is link cuz hes like courageous? and hes got like main character syndrome

or maybe zelda cuz hes wicked smart

fuck it hersh is zelda

uhhhhhhhh luke is link?? whacking all this moblin bastards cuz some power crazed thot decided to kidnap hersh cuz hes smart and got a yellow triangle

London hyrule I guess (lorule lol)

it's like hyrule except big Ben and bricks but like castles too I guess

hersh is like a prince but like only in title bc he actually gives all his money away and just lives in this little flat I guess and tries to live his best life despite having this lil yellow mark on his hand

and one day he comes across this like kinda roudy luke kid who at first hes like g od this kid is rude but like then luke brings him like a cuccoo egg bc somehow he learned that that's his fav produce ???????? point is he sees this kid has a big heart and grows fond of him and like adopts him I guess

but then Ganondorf!!!

but it's not ganondorf its ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, uh,,,, don Paulo

except hes like a fake ganon (think zant) but regardless he thinks he can rule everything and he wants that triforce!!

hersh feels the disturbance when don Paulo is like at it and hes like luke I'm gonna go see what's up cuz like technically I'm still a prince

but luke is like i!! wanna go with you!! and BAM yellow light and holy shit hes got a triforce piece too

and hersh is like wHAT

and like idk hersh is like u cant get involved I dont want u hurt so he like,, leaves without telling luke

turns out his fencing skills fall short of don paulos nast magic given to him and he get Kidnapped like a Loser

and the adventures of luke begins I guess

so like luke is out there solving puzzles and fucking up ancient temples n shit I guess and he meets emmy!! who gives him his horse!!

but it's a donkey

anyways they're best friends now

oh along the way he meets some random ass dude called randall?? luke nonchalantly tells him everything bc hes a roudy kid and suddenly this weirdo is super interested and worried?? weird

luke noticed randall is like Not So Suddenly following him but by the 3rd temple he figures this guy isnt actually getting in the way so it's like whatever I guess

but still creepy so he confronts the guy and hes like Hey!!! What the Fuck!!!

and randall confesses that when hersh and he were kids they lived in a big castle together and were best friends!!!

but then hersh hated the bougie 1% castle life and left without telling randall. bummer!

and Randall's been like searching for him since

now we know why hersh always absolutley refused to give his name to the papers!!

also hes a prince that would totally suck if the media knew it was him

anyway so luke and randall team up now and face don paulo

turns out randall ain't shit at fighting but he does know where some cool ass sword is (think of him as like navi or midna. he provides info)

luke has some generic but kinda powerful sword now yay ! time to fuck up some temple bc randall thinks that's smart

in the temple luke gets some kind of magic violin then??? and he can like,,,,,, aquire the power of the animals r some bs like that

time to head to don paulos

theres this big dialogue where luke is like gIVE ME BACK MY BEST FRIEND and don paulo is like Haha u ain't shit kid

turns out he is and don Paulo gets fucking destroyed

but????? no clue to hershs whereabouts when this fool falls???

and suddenly BAM luke gets taken by the hand by this weird but oddly familiar guy in this funky top hat and top hat man just fucking tears luke away from the now crumbling castle room place

luke is like hey What The Fuck

and top hat man is like you have a terrible fate ahead of you but you must save the prince

did I forget to mention luke doesnt know hersh is a prince

so luke is like prince????????

and top hat man is like yea so now u gotta go to this one shithole village nobody knows of and speak to the one the call buffoon

and the top hat man vanishes in a cryptic wave of leaves I guess

randall was there I guess but he only saw top hat man for like 1 second at the end and just fucking sCREAMS

and luke is like what the fUCK is going on

and randall is like do u not know??? r u serious??? but figures it's best he not know yet if this is what top hat man intended

so they go to shithole village and ???? it is not a buffoon, but flora!!

and this time flora is IMPORTANT and VITAL to the plot

flora is like hello they call me buffoon but I'm actually just a lesbian girl everyone here is just home of phobia

and luke is like wow hey cool literally the rest of London hyrule doesnt care pls leave shithole village

and flora is like I cant!! I'm protecting the master sword!

the master sword

floral like dont fcking touch it

luke touches it like an idiot

so luke pulls that shit out and darkness sweeps over the place

and oh dear heres the root of don paulos power!! turns out is Descoganon behind it all

luke tries to fight descole but like too powerful so he gets a Defeat

descoles like buahahahahaha u fool this isnt even my final form and he fuckin dives to finish off luke

but!

top hat man!

he like appears in front of luke and is devoured but descoganons darkness

but before that his top hat falls off and !!!!!!!! wow what a surprise its hersh

luke is like NO I was a FOOL I was too BRASH!! I am not courageous, but dumb!

and Randall's crying I guess but hes like it's not ur fault

and floras like I'm mad at u for pulling out that sword but I mean hes right in order to defeat descole u need to strike him with that sword

so of to descoganons we go!

oh yeah flora joined the team bc turns out shes a fucking BADASS magician

also she constantly gives randall shit for not being able to fight

you thought you heard the last of Emmy but no!! shes back again bc I said so!!!

she wants to join the team too and luke is like cool more horses

everyone's has a cool ass horse except luke who has his dumb lil DONKEY

hes pissed but also grateful he doesnt have to walk by foot but also a fucking donkey???? seriously???

and emmy's like fucking deal with it you whiny ass man

so yeah master sword and magic violin in hand luke calls upon the animals to aid him in battle and it's off to descoles we go!!!

wow this place is DARK

and also the iconic castle that everyone cherishes is now in ruins

and in the most concentrated area of darkness is hersh trapped, glowing just a little bit but fading fast

and luke is like FACE ME DESCOLE U COWARD

and he does

and hes like boutta lose again and flora is like NO! I awaken ur full power!!

and his triforce glows!!!! he is powerful! full of courage!

but descole starts fucking tearing appart in laughter

hes glowing too! he has a triforce too!! he has them all

if you've ever played any zelda game ever this is when descole turns into some pig

but alas by the power of the magic animal violin and the master sword he is defeated

flora dealt the most damage and at the end she was like luke u gotta stab him now and he was like uh ok I guess

voila!! hersh is no longer trapped in darkness!! nor is the rest of London

oh yeah Randall's gay for hersh duh first thing he does is run to him being like remember me???? doesnt matter I'm nursing you to health now

bc I SAID SO

oh but first luke runs to him crying and hugs him and is like pls dont ever leave like that again dad

and hersh is like did.... did u call me dad??? and he cries too and they hug

(except halfway through hersh collapses and luke is struggling to try and keep him from falling. how did this weak boy defeat such an all powerful being?????)

yeah hersh and randall get married flora gets a gf and happily ever after

oh and claire is like the goddess of London who made the damn triforce bc why the fucking hell not

so anyways yeah uhhhhhh someone tell nintendo to fucking hire me

[d0gdaze]

could u give us some kasplon hcs... maybe an au where they meet in college or something similar pls ily

okay i have so many requests in my inbox that im working on but i had this idea and i had to write it rn hNgsfhj

- so mike works at this cafe on campus that’s kinda small but really popular so it’s always busy

- he works there with ben richie and bev 

- it’s a hipster-y kinda joint, there are like potted plants everywhere and all the chairs are mismatched and there are vintage posters on the walls and bare lightbulbs hanging from strings from the ceiling y’knoW,, it’s a nice hangout spot, plus they got that free wifi so,, 

- ((also the baristas aren’t too fuckn bad either daMN do they only hire models here or/???))

- ANYWAY eddie’s just transferred from somewhere so he’s the New Kid From Out Of Town and bill is his roommate 

- so bill is giving him this tour around campus and showing him all the hotspots and then he’s like “OH we should go get coffee my boyfriend is working” 

- his boyfriend is ben okay i love denscom sm

- they go to the cafe and it’s not /that/ crowded thankfully so there are still a few tables free

- mike is working the register and sees bill walk in with this really cute guy?? wtf he’s wearing overalls?? who is this????

- ben is behind the coffee machine so bill orders and then goes over to talk to him and eddie walks up to the register and orders smthing (idk shit about coffee okay it’s a caramel latte or whatEVER)

- and then he asks if they have almond milk and mike is like “aaa no sorry :(”

- “oh, thats okay!”

“i’m really sorry i can ask my manager about getting some in?”

“no i don’t want to be a bother! it’s really okay! i was just asking! :)”

and mike is like ,, oh,, ((because most people are kinda snotty and rude yknow? customer service changes a man)) and this guy is being really nice and holy shit his smile,, woah

- so yeah mike is a little awestruck

- ben makes their drinks and they go sit at a table near the window and mike keeps accidentally making eye contact w him and eddie smiles every time and like pokes his tongue out of the side of his mouth a little and/?? this is unfair he’s so cute

- bill’s fucking oblivious as to what’s going on because he’s too busy staring at his bf ben whom he loves 

- so ye bill goes there pretty much every afternoon anyways so eddie just starts tagging along

- after like a week eddie doesn’t even have to actually order because mike just inputs it into the register as soon as he walks into the shop

- every now and then he asks if they have almond milk yet and mike is always like “no im so so sorry aa i asked and they haven’t done anything about it yet im sosrry” and eddie is always like “it’s okay!! it’s totally fine i can just have soy its COOL”

- btw mike totally gushes about eddie to bev all the time and she just keeps telling him to write his damn phone number on his coffee but he says its too cliche

- “stop being a pussy and ask him out u dingus”

“HE DESERVES BETTER THAN A TRASHY CLICHE BEV”

“it worked when richie did it”

“YOU’RE PROVING MY POINT”

- one day eddie walks in and gets his coffee and takes a sip and he’s like ?? this is different?? 

- mike is lowkey blushing n he’s like “yeah i went out and bought almond milk for you because my manager won’t stock it and i felt bad that u kept asking aha is that weird”

- eddie is all Emotional bc,, mike just went out and bought him fcking almond milk? with his own money?? wh????

- “i feel bad can i like repay you for it?”

“No it’s chill - oh well acTUALLY u wanna repay me by going out to dinner one time ? ;)”

- ((except he’s not that smooth he kinda just yells “GO OUT WITH ME” in eddie’s face))

- “sure, okay :)” *internal screeching*

- anYWAY mike takes him to this cute little vegan place that he likes and then they walk around the city and eddie totally notices mike try to hold his hand but chicken out a bunch of times so he just grabs mike’s hand and smiles and it’S so nice and they’re happy boys