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hey you š«µ
make ur personal dashcon for all I care. as many snacks and as much nudity n weed as you want for whichever scenario lol. go nuts show nuts yknow? or whatever we used to say
#starās polls#polls#okay bless itās set for a week now lol#tumblr#mutuals#reblog n Lemme know!!!.#uhhh I think I said Iād wanna do a pool party and sāmores n a horror movieā¦.yeaā¦.#if youāve seen this already vote again I fucked up š#added weed bc I forgot most people arenāt straight edge lol
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cute ocean themed bedroom where its pitch black no windows full of fucked up shrimps and steaming hot chemical vents. the bed is a whale carcass
#woof#edit usually i delete any posts that take off bc i find it annoying but the comments on this are all nice.#also some of you should try smoking weed
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'tumblr is full of 14 year olds' wrong tumblr is full of 24 year olds who just don't do anything. and that's okay
#its not weird to be a virgin or to not smoke weed#it IS weird to have an emotional reaction to someone else not having sex or doing drugs#like if fucking n smoking was sooooo cool u'd be doing that rn!#and ofc vice versa mx robotpussy is so real#bc of who i follow i see more of the shaming ppl who don't have sex but ive seen the weird terminally online ppl#who haven't killed the cop in their head trying to police ppl who are just doing things with their own bodies#and i can say from personal experience ppl who do drugs are so chill abt it if you don't wanna smoke they won't pressure you#like it's ok to have sex it's ok not to it's weird if you care like they're not not fucking you keep scrolling
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a pulpy sketch of Eve Graham and Phyllis Martin from this fic based on The Bigamist (1953)
#the bigamist (1953)#eve graham#phyllis martin#ida lupino#joan fontaine#roman does art#I'm deep in the weeds of rarepair hell don't look at me#anyway I want to do more 50s pulp art for these two bc lol. lmao even.
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every december I abruptly remember the same fic concept I've had for literal years where Johnny 13 hosts an absolute garbage Christmas Truce party. Like just the worst party ever. It was supposed to be a potluck but there's no food aside from chip dip Danny brought and ghost weed. Everyone is bored out of their minds.
Except Danny saw on the invitation (which was written on a crumpled receipt from Johnny's pocket, purely because Kitty insisted on at least that, and thrown at him mid fight) that he can 'invite whoever'.
So he'd invited Clockwork.
And as soon as Clockwork arrives everyone loses their minds because uhhhh?? hey THE LITERAL GOD OF TIME is here???
#Danny Phantom#and every year I don't write it in time for christmas lmao#anyway shout out to Johnny's absolute dogshit truce party that gets crashed by god#kitty wanted to see him fail and instead she meets god#and she doesn't even get any ghost weed before it...#clockwork of course knew this was going to be a disaster#but Danny invited him!#how could he say no?#also the observants show up at one point#and bc it's the truce cw convinces them to stay!#so god and government show up to Johnny's truce party#with nothing but chip dip and ghost weed#from invitations written on random garbage#and johnny wonders if he can die twice#currently talking
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hey y'all I have another favor to ask you. a trans employee at a Polk County, Missouri library was recently thrust into the public debate literally just for wearing a pronoun pin and being trans while doing a storytime for a couple of families. if you've got a minute please consider sending a quick message of support for the employee and for the library publicly standing by him
#also please make up for my idiocy in using they/them pronouns for the employee in my message bc i read the article wrong :///#i was getting ready for work (smoking weed) and did not realize until seconds after i hit send š#anyway his pronouns are he/him
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Transformers ARK! The Twins
Sunstreaker, the self-proclaimed "eldest" of the two is cocky and egotistical. Most bots find him hard to approach so they simply steer clear. He takes great pride in his unstable reputation, and wouldn't be caught dead doing anything to break character. The only bot who seems to be able to put up with him is his twin, Sideswipe. And even though the two are rarely apart, they sometimes seem to barely even like each other. Despite preferring isolation, Sunstreaker has always been secretly jealous of how easily Sideswipe can make friends, and how other bots like his brother over him.
Sideswipe, while just as aggressive at times, can be much more relaxed and playful than his brother. He's funny and friendly, and can quickly gain favor with others. It's unfortunate that most bots are too scared to approach him considering who he's always hanging out with. Sometimes Sideswipe is resentful of the shadow he's constantly living in, and wishes Sunstreaker wasn't setting the standards of what bots grow to expect of him.
It would probably help both of their insecurities if they weren't so codependent, but no one's had the guts to try and tell them that yet.
#transformers#Transformers ARK#TFARK#tfark fanart#tfark Sideswipe#tfark Sunstreaker#Sideswipe#Sunstreaker#transformers fanart#transformers sideswipe#transformers sunstreaker#tf fanart#maccadam#no playlists for them yet bc I havent found enough good songs im sorry lol#i am so normal about these guys btw if you cant tell#me when I have complex sibling relationships so i give every pair of siblings complex relationships#they are violently codependent LMAO#Sunstreaker has separation anxiety and needs weed gummies when left alone#except when he's anxious he just gets even more pissed off#and breaks stuff#he also has anger issues#sideswipe does too but to less of a degree#his are easier to hide#he at least LOOKS normal to other people#he is fucked up in private <3
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i firmly believe that post-canon keith and shiro routinely meet up to eat weed* gummies** together (this is how they bond)
*keith asked allura to synthesize altean medical marijuana to treat shiro's chronic pain
**shiro refuses to smoke weed and only does gummies/edibles
shiro: okay but like it's weird how many times i've lost my arm right
keith: yeah no for sure
shiro: like i only have two arms so it's crazy that i've lost (starts counting on fingers before giving up) okay i'm not fully sure, but it's gotta be close to four arms at this point
keith: that's crazy. that's like 200% of your arms.
shiro: damn
(pause)
keith: would you rather lose one arm four times or two arms two times
shiro: i feel like it's way worse to lose two arms twice because then it's like. that would be nuts. that's just irresponsible arm management at that point
#keith: can i raise a hypothetical#shiro: sure#keith: what would your arm math be if you were slav#shiro: oh damn. okay let me think.#voltron#broganes#keith#shiro#shitpost#weed mention#reporting bc formatting LOL
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smoke sesh at casa sponge
#this was supposed to be just spongebob and patrick but i got carried away and wanted to draw more characters#maybe mr krabs and plankton can smoke together next š¤#anyways#ive been wanting to make this piece for a while but ive tried like 9 times#the first try was a sculpture i never finished bc it broke. many sketches many drawing attempts but here we are!#art#my art#spongebob#spongebob squarepants#patrick star#squidward tentacles#sandy cheeks#weed#i like drawing cartoon characters smoking its an age old tradition of what could be autistic people
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not to be that person but fuck
n donāt get me wrong I love smut as much as the next person but I cannot stand meaningless smut. With no substance just mindless sex with no passion or any ounce of affection attached to it. No buildup, no pining, no tension so thick itās palpable no āfuck why are these jeans glued onā no āclumsiness or characters being awkward because sex is awkward sometimes and intimidatingā no characterisation, character development or poking fun in a lighthearted way because
ādino boxers really?ā
the way theyād be so unapologetic about it too maybe not even vocal but the look that fucking look that screams āyeah? n what youāre gonna do about it?ā or maybe theyāre flustered but thatās hot either way because itās them, itās their quirk
Itās the little details
The vulnerability? The insecuritiesātrying something new but being afraid to cross or plunge into unknown territories
but itās their touchāguidanceāthat unspoken āyouāre safe with meā
Subtle hotness/intimacy man
But yeah sex sells. Letās be real. Itās a cheap way to get views especially when not mindful of how characters would react in such situations
#ellie williams x reader#ellie x reader#ellie williams imagine#tlou ellie#that girl smokes an expired old joint ONCE and yāall think sheās some kind of sex Godš#no but she would in fact wear dino boxers#I donāt think Ellie would engage in random hook up culture either bro sheās a LOSER LESBIAN#shes the queen of self deprecation needs encouragement or social cues before making the first move aka weed scene#only then does all HELL break lose#no but the way Dina pulled away for a split secā¦mid making out bc she just ignited a beast
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Hangman Page birthday week ā Day three: Favorite AEW TV moment
#hangmanpagebirthdayweek#aewedit#wrestlingedit#hangman adam page#adam page#hangman page#aew#my gif#i was gonna do another comp but my break is over and i was like nah man how on earth will i fit all my fave tv moments in one gifset lol#so i just chose the one that just replays in my head at the most random moments in my day to day life lmao#i think this is a fave moment in equal parts bc of#the weed line.. hanger keeping a serious face.. swerve almost breaking and especially Nana's reactions lmaooo#hey this has been so much fun to get done#day three here it goes#ily hanger thank u for being born š«ā¤ļø#also hadn't said this but thanks op for hosting this week celebration šš«¶
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gojo has 5 remaining chances to come back and then afterwards im going to start conspiracy scheming of a yaoi spinoff with him and getou yaoi-ing it up everywhere
#delete later#i once probably said jjk was the hill i was dying on#and die i may#the runner up candidates: gaming 5 ever#weed#finding bitches irl#if i steal them as ocs itll bc im trying to shamelessly 50 shades of gray jjk
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lloyd and harumi hanging out
(Dont tag as ship)
#ajax art#ninjago#tw weed#tw drugs#lloyd garmadon#unfortunately i thini smoking weed could fix both of them#continuation of my wu weed comic if you guys remember that#the garmabong is a family heirloom#they always smoke in the apartment bc the ninja wont let rumi in the monastery#morro probably also smokes with them sometimes#when hes not brooding about how annoying it is harumi keeps inviting lloyd over#ok thats all my yapping#harumi yamada
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i need to speak my truth. i think aether is a stoner. i think he eats some edibles then turns on how its made and thats the rest of his day.
#gnashing of teeth#ghost#the band ghost#ghost bc#nameless ghouls#aether ghoul#not that the rest of the ministry isnt doing weed. but aether like. [gestures]
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babygirl indeed
#I love drawing my faves smoking weed#bc I would pass on the left hand side to all of them#mob psycho 100#mp100 reigen#mp100#mp100 serizawa#serirei#kind of
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Smoking that shit that made eraser head
Buy this thing here
#eraserhead#eraserhead baby#David lynch#my art#o might make more of these later but thereās just 1 for now so act fast! & if u miss out LMK!!! so I know itās worth my time 2 make more ok#I think I am the guy at work that makes weird pipes. bc so far Iāve also made a Cardinal copia shaped pipe & a horse shaped pipe(both from#molds) as gifts for friends & another friend has now requested a fish shaped pipe. I donāt even smoke weed I just make weird pipes#<- (I work at clay studio)#my wares
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