#bc obviously. that bastard is my blorbo

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’ve blorbofied cbedwars so hard i’ve straight up forgotten what their canon skins look like. i saw yuu’s hannah-gem outfit swap and was didn’t even realize it was an outfit swap with hannah at first because i genuinely forgot hannah’s canon fit isn’t a sleeveless turtleneck. boomer has never worn a skin with overalls. we don’t have the time to start on what i’ve done to purpled.

[nyxire]

ever just thinkg about him. (darkstalker)

[bombshelllblonde]

hiiihihii!! im backkkk to tell u abt my rdr playthough bc im bored asf haha

¡love this game omg!! the graphics, the story, the details UGH!!!!

hunting is actually so fun for no reason- i bought so many fancy ass guns too 😭

also my play type whenever i play ANY story game thats open world is to do every possible thing every except the actual story so i get a bunch of stuff and then its so muvh easier

in short i have 6000+ dollars 😋

bonus of exploring everything is i got thw white arabian and i love her sm ‼️‼️ i named her pearl and she is my baby

dress up is my seconf favorite hobby

my fav outfit rn is the red vest w the floral pattern on the front (i forget what its called) n the black french dress shirt underneath + the bison necklace talisman

(also arthur w medium-long length hair n short facial hair>>>)

this game is so detail oriented, its kind of insane- im doing a high honor run atm, and i came across the blind beggar for the third (?) time and the blind guy said and i quote

"that is which killing you will finally help you, friend- to hear and see."

is this foreshadowing this feels like foreshadowing

also ik arthurs dies (bc of tiktok edits and fics, they artists in this fandom is amazing!!!) and im not prepared at all 😭 im going to procrastinate so bad 

ALSO CHARLES DESERVES SO SO MUCH I LOVE HIM

yk the hole lil speech he has at the campfire yk "most human beings seem to know why they were born but, for me- its seems i was just mean ton hurt and suffer myself" that one

im bawling istg if he doesnt get a good ending im going to be writing a formal complaint to rockstar games

anyways

tw opinions (ik bro its crazy to have opinions in 2024 whattt no wayy)

ive gotten to the point in playing where im in ch 3, and the only way i can progress the actual story is to help micah rob a stagecoach or whatever

micah is a bastard and i dont like him

him as a character is rlly well written and awesome but,,,,,hes,,,slimy,,and i hate him,,,,so he can wait for a little longer ☺️

my favorite characters rn in no particular order is

arthur (obviously) , charles , sean , javier , tilly , marybeth , and kieran

my pookies ‼️‼️

moving on im so sorry this is so so long 😭 idk anyone who likes rdr irl lmao

anyway hope u have a nice day and no wolves attack you and spoke ur horse who bucks you off a cliff

(in rdr btw)

((true story also))

yo, having 6k in chapter 3 is amazing. good for you!

my first playthrough i got the white arabian and i named her Lemoyne Tree as a tribute to the state of Lemoyne and my favorite post malone song Lemon Tree. But she always got super dirty so i then went to the lake next to Strawberry and tamed the red chestnut arabian. I LOVE LOVE LOVE that one, she's gorgeous and arthur always gets that one when i play it. my beautiful baby girl Diablo <3

also yes. heckin FUCK MICAH BELL. even from the beginning he's been a slime ball. hate that man <3

i won't go too far, but just keep yourself high honor towards the end of the game. you need that to be your first ending. :')

Charles deserves the absolute world. just listening to him speak and hanging out with him at camp, and the missions you continue on to do with him throughout the game are so much fun. charles is someone i wish i could have in my real life because he seems like he would be the best person to speak to and hang out with. he is so lovely and down to earth. even arthur says it a couple times throughout the game. charles gets a good ending i promise.

my top blorbos are Arthur, Dutch, Charles, Hosea, and Josiah Trelawny my absolute beloved <33333 just wait until you go on the mission with Charles to find trelawny. one of my favorite missions ever ever ever ever!!

a lot of people dislike dutch, but i love him so much. he is my actual father. i love him.

i also hate john. let me know how you feel about that little greasy weasel of a man. :)))

i'm so so so glad you're having fun and i am very invested, so please continue to keep me updated on what ur doing because i need to live vicariously through you. if i could erase my entire mind and replay the game over and over again for the first time, i totally would

[pwnyta]

tell me about lost in general bc i watched it vaguely as it was releasing but i was. a child. and never rewatched it and i love learning abt media secondhand through ppl who are rlly into it bc i always learn things in variable order or with immense biases. :)c

THATS SO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY!!! THERES SO TO EXPLAIN!!!

Well obviously.... LOST is about a bunch of survivors of a plane that crashed on a mysterious spooky island and happenings HAPPEN & shenanigans ensue but the story is so twisty turny there is no way I could possibly explain...

BUT I WILL TALK ABOUT MY BLORBOS!!!

FROM MY SHOW!!!

We'll get these three dumbasses outta the way. In order-

Jack. Hes a doctor and the main guy of the series.

Kate. Shes a criminal. The main girl of the series

Sawyer. Hes way better then the other two also a criminal the rival love interest for Kate.. hes gruff. Hes smarmy. he makes insensitive jokes about people. He gets a way more interesting story than the other two. Hes like Daryl Dixon from TWD except actually hot and not stupid as hell. Theyre basically the same guy.

The tension between these 3 fuckin idiots is SO played out. None of this is Kates fault but her character is made significantly worse when this love triangle turned love... square when Juliet gets added later. Jack gets with both Kate and Juliet at some point and theyre both way more interesting with basically anyone else. Including Sawyer!!!

This is all Jacks fault. As per usual.

Jacks claim to fame- Being wrong... all the god damn time. So much that he does is just not correct. Except being nice to Sayid. That is always correct.

Kates Claim to fame- Bein bogged down by fuckin love interests and being an immediately better character when not around them. Especially when shes with Claire.

Sawyers Claim to fame- Bein a redneck guy.

Sun and Jin. Sun is the daughter of some shady business man and Jin, because he loves Sun, ends up working for her father and their life kinda spirals for a bit NGL but they get SOOOO much better.

MY BABIES.... DO NOT SEPARATE THEM.

Sun and Jin are so fucking good its actually crazy. Initially Jin was gonna just get killed off for bein a bastard but (presumably) the writers were like 'Are we really gonna waste DANIEL DAE KIM like that? Are we being so for real? Have you seen him???' And they changed their minds and Sun and Jin are both so precious and I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I DONT WANNA SPOIL THINGS BUT I LOVE THEM. Theyre hands scene.... I WILL CRY FOREVER.

Suns Claim to fame- Crackin Ben in the dome cuz she REASONABLY didnt believe him! Jack could never.

Jins Claim to fame- Being found in the woods occasionally by world weary friends and instantly making theyre day better.

Walt and Michael...

I think what happened here is Walt grew too quickly for the show and he just sorta got let go... which left Michael with NOT MUCH ELSE TO DO.

BUT THE WRITERS DID THIS MAN SO FUCKING DIRTY ITS INSANE. The fandom too! Walt gets kidnapped by some dudes AT GUN POINT. AT SEA!!! AND NO ONE FUCKING CARED... EXCEPT MICHAEL. But people got REAL MAD at Michael for everything he did after in desperation to get his son back. MICHAEL DID NOTHING WRONG(except for all the wrongs he did but we forgive him.)

Michaels relationship with Sun & Jin was great. First there was a thing with Sun and Jin... and then Sun with Michael... and then Jin and Michael (A wild and adorable friendship holy shit)...

Anyways Michael deserved better KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH. Wasting Harold Perrineau... Imma watch OZ instead THATLL SHOW YOU.

Walts Claim to fame- Bein a lil cutie pie of like 5 minutes & then getting kicked off the show for growing like 12 feet an hour (speculation)

Michaels Claim to fame- Ruining Hurleys date & becoming Sun and Jins boyfriend.

Charlie and Claire! Charlie is drug addict member of the band DRIVE SHAFT! Claire is a pregnant lady whos secretly something to someone else but we wont get into it.

They are sometimes cute sometimes cursed Claire deserves better and NOT PENNYS BOAT STILL MAKES ME CRY. GOOD BYE.

Charlies Claim to Fame- Putting his hand on glass and devastating a community of innocent fans.

Claires Claim to Fame- Taking care of 'Aaron' IYKYK

Sayid has such a cursed life... if anyone has watched VLD... its worse than what they did to Shiro. People he loves keeps dying, hes forced to kill people, every time he gets hurt he looks up with his big sad brown eyes and says he deserves it. he tries so hard to be a good man... WHY DO THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO HIM.

Claim to fame- His big sad brown eyes and his luscious curls... and that time he snapped a mans neck with his ankles after he was tied up and beaten and held at gun point... As one does.

And then theres THIS fuckin freak... JOHN LOCKE.

His dad stole his kidney and threw him out a window paralyzing him from the waist down and he acts completely normal because of that throughout the rest of the show. (HES PHENOMENAL.)

Claim to fame- DONT EVER TELL ME WHAT I CANT DO!!!!!

Then theres HUGO. BEST BOY!!!! Hes basically the only normal person on this entire island. Sometimes bad things happen to him THROUGH NO FAULT OF HIS OWN OH MY GOD PLEASE BE NICE TO HIM.

Claim to fame- HURLEY HUGS!!!! GOLLY HE HUGS SO MANY PEOPLE AND THEYRE ALL HAPPY ABOUT IT!!! EVEN MILES! And Miles could find a way to complain about ANYTHING.

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Those are like the MAIN GUYS.

WHO THE HELL IS NIKKI!? We just dont know.

But have some important other guys~

DESMOND AND PENNY....

(me blubbering and bawling)

Claim to fame- (I just continue pointing and crying) CHARLIEEEE

BEN LINUS!!!

I know I called John a freak but heres John bigger freak of a boyfriend/tormentor/tormentee... This mans name is Been Lyin' basically and he'll lie about anything anywhere at anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea! AND PEOPLE JUST KEEP BELIEVING HIM. So at some point you just go... 'well they kinda deserve it.'

Michael Emersons performance as Ben Linus was so fuckin good they kept him on for the rest of the series even tho he was definitely not supposed to be there that long. IT WAS THE BEST DECISION. BEN IS SO GOOD(as a character in LOST hes a bastard otherwise.)

Claim to fame- Gettin his ass beat constantly. In a funny way. Sayid also gets bullied a lot but Sayid doesnt deserve it. BEN DOES. ITS FUNNY EVERY TIME.

Rousseau is a crazy French woman who lives in the woods. She does torture Sayid a little and a lesser woman would be incinerated for that action alone....... but I love Rousseau.

Claim to fame- Taking any opportunity to beat the shit outta Ben. Good for her.

Abaddon! Hes not an important character really at all... THEY DIDNT DO ANYTHING WITH LANCE REDDICK!?!?!? THEY JUST KILLED HIM!?!? FOR WHAT REASON DO YOU HIRE LANCE REDDICK AND DO NOTHING WITH HIS CHARACTER!?

Claim to Fame- BEING PLAYED BY LANCE REDDICK!!!!!!!

There are a bunch of other characters... ones that I love... like Frank and Miles and Mr Eko and Nikki and Paulo(who the hell are Nikki and Paulo!?) and Rose and Bernard and Boone and Shannon but I'll leave you with one last character.

VINCENT!!!!!! SUCH A GOOD BOY!!!

Claim to Fame- Making sure a certain someone does not die alone cuz they lived together.

I just wanna talk about LOST with you Just wanna kinda get LOST in you ya~ Was thinking maybe I could watch LOST with you cuz im already~ LOST IN YOU~

[eumenidaes]

character opinion bingo on The Healers(TM)

So I have some things here where I did a slash instead of a circle and that’s supposed to be a kind of. It’s worth noting also with some of the more fandom based ones that I have not engaged with the Patho fandom in a couple years beyond occasionally going to look for Block or Aglaya things, so idk the current state of things lol

Dankovsky was my fav back when I was in peak Patho hyperfixation mode, tho it’s definitely faded a lot since then. I find him so fascinating tho, like there is something so compelling about a man trying to defeat Death of all things. The everyone is wrong about him bit is bcs I think a lot of people don’t get him and kind of reduce him to generic twinky smug bastard and like. There is some truth to that but also it’s a massive oversimplification of him, and I feel like he gets wrongly vilified sometimes. It’s only a slash tho bcs a lot of people do really understand his character (I yield to your thoughts on him first always 🫡)

Artemy. My good friend. The projection bit is bcs effectively with his design and him being mixed and part Kin (who are heavily inspired by Buryat people), he’s a whitepassing Asian man, and I’m a whitepassing Asian woman, so I can think about that in a way tied to my own experiences. It’s obviously not completely the same for either of us, but idk, it’s just really fascinating for me to think about for me in terms of how whitepassing-ness and being mixed would impact his experiences there. That’s also where the slash on everyone else is wrong comes from with him bcs aside from the general fandom mischaracterization with him, I feel like a lot of people do not acknowledge him being mixed nearly enough, or they do in a way that relies on racist stereotypes

Clara is so interesting, I think the main thing that keeps me from getting too into her is just how incomplete her route in Classic feels. But that’s also why I’m really excited for her route in 2, bcs I want to see what it and she will be like when able to be more fully realized. The friend’s favorite bit for her is a slash bcs she is not any actual friends’ fav (I don’t really have many friends into Patho lol), but I am in love with Block and he likes her so she is a blorbo/child/whatever by proxy on that front lol

[theironseaweed]

A G H and X for the asks :3?

Thank you so much for the ask!

A: current OTP/3/X

As of uhhh literally yesterday I have been sold hard on Aventurine/Ratio/Topaz from honkai: star rail

The dynamics are delightful and they make me do the happy little aaaaaa they are. So good. I cannot believe hoyo made me care so much about the IPC

G: do you remember your first otp, if so, who

I'm. Going to have to be honest for a second. I thiiiiink it was frans. In my defense I think I was like 13 and did not know any better. I obviously do not stand by this ship anymore LOL

H: what is your favorite source text for fandom stuff

Video games hands down bc they actually engage me and I'm usually expected to play by myself

Also I'm very normal about how game mechanics and lore interact

X: top 5-10 characters I will die defending:

Ok I'm going to have to think about this one uh

Aventurine has very quickly reached blorbo status hoyo wrote one hell of a character and it has worked on me

Jing Yuan. That man did nothing wrong. I love him.

Temenos Mistral. Bastard man beloved. I want him to do more blasphemy it's funny

Baizhu Genshin. I'm a big fan of immortality and life force fuckery and I support this man and his best friend snake in all his probably unethical lifespan extending endeavors even if he will 100% fail and die young (sad) (that's what headcanon is for)

Objectively Arlecchino has done a lot of horrid things but in my heart they were all justified because she is incredibly hot. I dunno if that counts tho

This is one of my older fandoms buuuuut nie huaisang is also in the objective atrocity category. I don't think he's hot but he still did no wrong in my eyes every last bit of that plan was deserved including and especially the murder methods

Oh wait. Vildred epic 7. I forgot about him because I've been struggling to find e7 fandom people. Sure he killed a lot of people and tried to end the world but it made sense in his position ok I am very normal (real)

[crepuscularqueens]

for character bingo… tell me about joel and ellie from the last of us.. also pls discuss your favourite blorbo from black sails (i do not watch black sails but i think fondly of it based on all the content you put on my dash) :))

omg!!!!! tysm 😊

i will admit im a week behind on tlou (and i have an unfortunate case of cannot play video games so im only vaguely familiar with the games through dashboard osmosis) BUT!!! i have been enjoying the show and these two so so much and their dynamic has been such a joy to watch grow and shift as they're put in Situations

joel:

as me and my sister were both saying the other day, i haven't seen pedro pascal in anything (before this) but i love him and im a big fan of his work

ellie:

she's so... i want to protect her but she definitely wants to be able to handle things herself (from what ive seen)

these two feel like my friends extended family. i like them A LOT and wish them all the best (in their unfortunate nightmare filled reality) but i don't know them as well as i wish i did! (they are both bastard (affectionate) though)

i cheated and did two black sails characters bc i love both max and flint so much

max:

my wife forever and ever. not Everyone is wrong about her but i've seen so many bad takes about her (especially her drown the damned cat speech. obviously if you take the words drown the damned cat out of context it sounds bad but if you look at the scope of what she is dealing with and has dealt with in her lifetime...) anyway. just to say i would love her and she is so beautifully complicated. sorry for rambling <3

flint:

bastard bastard man. understandably so. but sometimes YEAH I WOULD JUST WANT TO BITE HIM because he could make things easier for himself by say... not choosing the worst thing to say at a tense moment where people's faith in him are on the line. i love him tho. he's my best friend.

[blondiest]

mello for blorbo bingo

bestie thank you... mello deathnote my absolute fucking beloved piece of shit bastard son that i adore with all of my heart

in the wrong genre (bc i need him to be happy), SUCH gender envy (obviously), relate to him a little too much (bc i am always projecting on him, not bc i am cool with kidnapping and murder). the rest are pretty self-explanatory, except "the adult in the room" mostly applies in terms of him being the only one capable of cooking or remembering to pay bills between him, near, and matt.

✨ send me a character for blorbo bingo! ✨

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Idk who Naoya is I’ve never seen that show but I love how you write for him! He’s such a bastard and he seems like the kind of misogynist that I could trick into doing stuff for me like “oh I’m just a little lady you can’t expect me to mow the lawn🥺 that’s a big strong man’s job” and he would just eat it up

NONONO BC HE WOULD

Alright babe, you gotta bear with me, i gotta talk about my favorite sexist piece of shit sksksk

Ok listen: I 1000% agree with you sksksk LIKE? IDK MAN HE JUST LIKES FEELING LIKE A BIG STRONG MAN AND THE EASIEST WAY TO DO THAT IS TO HELP A CUTE LITTLE LADY LIKE YOU!!

Tbh Naoya isn't even around for 20 chapters of the manga, he's a v one note arrogant misogynist and he has no other purpose than to be an antagonist for the plot, which is fine! You do you Gege, but also there's little to no room for his character to develop so I've come up with like a dozen headcanons for him that probably make him too ooc but he's MY blorbo from MY shows and i will categorize him however i please 😤

Anyways lemme talk about some of my headcanons sksksk

To start, he LOVES feeling like a big strong man

He loves when his pretty little girlfriend comes to him all helpless and needs her strong capable boyfriend's assistance 💕

You can't get a jar open? It's okay princess, he's got it for you

Can't reach the top shelf? No problem babe, he's tall enough to reach

Literally any stereotypical "man" job you can think of, he's gonna take care of it bc that's what men are supposed to do, DUH

And in return he just wants you to be his pretty little doll sksksk

Obvs he's an annoying sexist pig, thinking that women are incapable of doing anything other than have kids and take care of the house, but that also makes him soooooo easy to manipulate

"Naoya 🥺 there's too much snow in my driveway and i can't leave 🥺 would you please come clean it up for me bc I'm just a little lady and can barely pick up a shovel?? 🥺👉👈" BABE, he is THERE, he is cleaning up your driveway and putting down salt and making sure you can tap dance on top of it without so much as slipping sksksk

Idk how to explain it but feeling like a "man" just makes him so happy like he's so fulfilled after doing something "manly" for you and making your life easier

He also likes knowing that he's the only one who can help you with these things. Makes him feel important sksksk

Probs feels this way bc of childhood trauma but who fuckin knows

I headcanon that his mom either died when he was young or just left the family

Like i imagine her getting divorced and Naoya's dad fighting tooth and nail so he could get custody so Naoya just never saw his mom bc she didn't have access to him, and then dad started filling his head with sexist shit and since his momma wasn't there to defend women he just grew up with that

Lowkey has mommy issues as a result sksksk that's why he looks down on women! I mean his mom abandoned him so obviously all women are awful and worth mess than men 🙄

But as long as you stay submissive and act like a pretty lil doll he'll be satisfied 😌

He also gets a lot of satisfaction out of taking care of you sksksk

He complains about how you're a spoiled brat but he's also giving you his credit card so you can go to the salon and get your nails done

Like? Sir if you're that mad about it then stop feeding the flames sksksk

He expects your love and affection in return

Like he paid for your nails so now you gotta jerk him off with your pretty new manicure sksksk

This feels all over the place but yes please manipulate him into doing all the hard work, take his money and lounge around the house being pretty while he brings home the bacon sksksk

[euclydya]

Gamers I would like to see: any strangers thing for the blorbo sheet 😏

OHHHHOHOHOHOHOHO BOY OK OK OK LET'S GO LET'S GO

UNDER TJE CUT BC THIS WILL BE LONG PROBS. BC HYPERFIXATION SHOWGJJGKDMFMGGM

STARTING OFF: THE BASTARD. BILLY

I went into this show like "Oh he's a jackass. I hope he dies I hope we all dies <3" Then system shit happened Uhhhhh anyways I'd kill for him. @ Fandom please be normal abt him he was a whole-ass kid who had like The Most God Awful Abusive Racist "Dad" (aka Neil) Ever. Okay? Okay. ok <3

ANYWAYS ABOUT THE MURDER: HE WAS POSSESSED. NOT HIS FAULT THAT AN OTHERWORLDLY BEING DECIDED TO USE HIM AS A PUPPET FOR CRIMES! HFNSKDMFMDKSJD

I think it's fucked up and evil that he's canonically dead but he isn't 2 us (both system reasons & both Fuck Canon reasons) fjdkdfn

Also before u ask what The Realization™ is: it is up 4 u 2 decide. hav fun

edit just realize the ficking. the boxes aren't transparent..................... fuckign. hell on earth IDC im jot fixing it these took like am hour to do. whatever MOVING ON!

NEXT UP: EDDIE

pov ur just a dude who likes loud music and tabletop games and ur entire town decides that u need 2 die bc of The Horrors (read: supernatural bullshit). SAD!! Like it is Literally not his fault Chrissy got Vecna'd. ok? ok. </3

ANYWAYS I THINK HE SHOULD KILL PEOPLE! I think he should kill people. Ignore how I think all my faves should kill people HE DESERVES TO KILL SOMEONE! Fucked up demon bats don't count!! fjskxmKfjcjjaksjc

ignoring system shit btw but he truly is just like our singletsona for real. Hyperfixates on Games?? Check. Is obviously very much ADHD & autistic???? Check. etc. etc. I can go onJGJDKSKFmfmd

omg it's S🅱️eve Sepsis (/inside joke??) omg <3.

SO IN S1 HE REALLY FUCKING SUCKED. LIKE...... HE WAS BAD. LIKE. USED SLURS AND WAS JUST GENERALLY A HUGE ASSHOLE.

bUT Uhhhhh he Got Better (read: accidentally became an adoptive parent to like 6? 7????? children,) and also other things (such as Experiencing The Horrors, Acquiring Brain Damage, Becoming Besties With Gay People) Anyways he's normal as of like s3 and onward. we don't talk abt s2 bc it is boring (also bc we don't remember itFJFJDKDKF)

He Has Killed Many Monsters but afaik he has yet to kill A Human Person. I may be wrong tho but i don't remember..,,,, cjakdkfk

OK NOW THEIR KINDA ADJACENT CHILDREN/SIBLINGS OF SORTS LET'S GO

FIRST CHILD: MAX

As a child I too was also very tomboyish and loved music and was a social outcast </3. I care her a lot. One of the coolest kids fr NFNDMZNF

I do Not like how the show's handled her character-wise and On God If She Doesn't Fucking Wake Up In S5 I Will Riot. Also she needs to kill Neil too (DID YOU KNOW THAT WE COLLECTIVELY HATE THAT MOTHERFUCKER. FJDJSJSJAJAKDKFMFMDSKFKF)

for clarification on the murder™: in s2 Billy almost killed Steve (and,,, according to the fandom Lucas too but *mildpanic* I'M NOT. GOING TO OPEN THAT CAN OF WORMS IN THIS POST) so naturally Max tranquilized him and then threatened to bash his face in with a nail bat. WHICH! WAS DESERVED YES! BUT. Y'KNOW WHAT THIS IS A RAMBLE FOR A DIFFERENT POST LET'S LEAVE JT AT THATJFJKDKFGK

ANYWAYS GIVE THIS KID THERAPY GODDAMN!!

ok this one is vaguely system influenced bc our Eddie adopted our El so. There's that HFNSKF.

She's literally a walking mass murder weapon (AND YES SHE'S KILLED PEOPLE. MULTIPLE TIMES. THAT'S KIND OF HER THING) and she has Fucked Up Psychic Powers. She was stuck in a lab until she was middle school aged and life has been pain for her almost ever since.

I want 2 see her v happy and just being a kid but also if the show ends at s5 then I need 2 see her just fucking Eviscerate Papa without hesitation. Fuck that guy I hope he burns in hell.

.... omg her backstory is so edgy actually it's so funny. Anyways whatever she's cool actually NFNSSKF

IT'S HIM!! DUSTIN!!! GET A LOAD OF THIS KID!!!!!! ONE OF THE KIDS OF ALL TIME!!!!! i see him and I'm like I Will Commit Violence For U. GNNFMDF

He is literally just A Kid. But also he's p much Steve's adopted brother by s2 (i think. maybe it was by s3 i DoNT REMEMBER JGJDKG) they're like besties ur honour!

He Is One Of The Braincell Holders™ I Think. definitely btwn him and Steve that's for sureGJDJSKKFGK

here's 2 hoping s5 also treats him well too (ALONG W STEVE. AND MAX. AND EL.,,, and eddie actually i refuse to believe that [DATA EXPUNGED]. ok.) if anything happens to him, well! Y'know! 🔪!!!!

[trashcreatyre]

GUYS ITS BLORBO TIME- COME LISTEN TO MY INSANE RAMBLINGS!!!

Okay so I have many thoughts about blorbo from my games (Mephiles) and maybe that's because I'm gonna get the plushie next month or maybe it's because I made a whole ass 5 hour playlist for the dude that I've been listening to for past two days but I simply wanna rant about the bastard rn!!! So i will!!!

Okay so I have several headcanons

1. His quills(?) Move like fire in his second form, since he's half of Solaris, the eternal flame. So like obviously he's gonna have some fire motifs. I tried to animate this as a gif one time but idk how to do that lol

2. He sounds like broken glass when he moves!!! I feel like I've said this before, but in his second form he sounds crunchy!!!! I know he's literally darkness incarnate and made out of shade, so really he should move silently, and maybe he does sometimes, but!! He doesnt have a mouth either and can talk so that's my justification for this. Also I feel like he just does to be generally creepy.

3. Bro gets more unstable throughout the whole separation, like, realistically he would. Bc imagine being a god and then being forcefully split in half and then getting sealed away from the other half for ten years? That's probably not good for you even if you are evil or whatever. Its actually also kinda my explanation for why he just goes into a second form for seemingly no reason story wise. That form is unstable, it IS stolen after all. And like, hes not a weak dude, but he's the brain. Not the bronze, that's iblis. Iblis can hold itself together pretty easily, I dont think mephiles can. I think he melts more often nearer the end of the game because he can't hold that form for too long. I think that's another reason he eventually just killed sonic himself, he was starting to get desperate. He was losing control, both over the people he was manipulating and over his form.

I think there was more but I took so long writting these that they're the only ones I can remember atm. Maybe I'll do a part 2 lol

[sirensongster]

For the ask game, Spock, Jim, Scotty, Donna Noble, River Song or Bill Potts :)

(you don't have to do any/all, feel free to pick and choose ^_^)

Oh my goodness thank you lots for sending this in!!!

Spock, Kirk, Scotty, and Donna, colored coded bc of course they are.

Obvs Spock is my favorite how could he not be. Best blorbo ever I LOVE him

Kirk is def secondary to Spock for me and I’m actually not that huge of a spirk shipper 😅. They’re obviously undeniably close in the show but Kirk just didn’t grab my attention.

Scotty didn’t get enough screen time. Not enough shenanigans from our resident engineer and it’s BULLSHIT. I need more of this guy.

Donna was the best thing that could have happened to the doctor. Also I am really really glad they gave him a platonic companion bc that bastard needs to chill it on the dating life.

[incomprehensiblelentils]

For the blorbo etc ask meme - I'd love to hear your blorbos from The Magnus Archives, Warehouse 13 and whatever your preferred season of Dimension 20 is (or just. D20 as a whole I guess)

oh man you really went for my neck huh lmao

TMA

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Agnes Montague my beloved ;_; Hilariously my first time through I was like "yeah I don't really get why people are losing their shit over the avatars, like they're fun but I'm not a monsterfucker I guess" and then episode 68 happened and boy was it all over for me! I too would let Agnes burn off my face for one (1) kiss! I also have a lot of feelings about Melanie King, who is mean and angry and prone to lashing out and doesn't want to be, and I love her so much.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Gerry Keay has very much become this for me. I love this weird goth boy and I wish we'd gotten more of him <3 but also I feel weird not mentioning Georgie who I also love very very much.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): I just don't think we talk enough about how fucking delightful Nikola Orsinov is, frankly. My favorite scene of hers is where she berates Jon for having a bad skincare routine.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Jude Perry was so valid, I like seeing Asian bastard representation

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): who in this series is not problematic lmfao. I guess Daisy bc I feel bad about liking a cop so much fucking oops

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): I think I'm supposed to want to send Elias to superhell but damn it's funny when he squirms. remember when Jon [REDACTED]? good times :)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): that one bitch who was like "I can have little a murdering grandmas and newborn babies as a treat, because my life matters more than theirs." That episode makes me ill every time I listen to it.

someone else actually asked Warehouse 13 so I am answering that shortly!

Dimension 20 (I pick D20 as a whole lmao, it's like potato chips, too hard to pick just one)

blorbo: Ayda Aguefort because autistic lesbian representation! Ricky Matsui because I just like a nice Japanese Superman. Katja Cleaver because she's a horse girl, I was always going to love her. Kristen Applebees because same as above except ex-religious lesbian. Sundry Sydney is probably going to round out the top 5 blorbos because I do love a robot learning how to be a person.

scrunkly: Honestly I feel this way about all the Fantasy High/Seven kiddos, like, they're good kids and I love them so much!!!! but also the Misfits & Magic kids. Mildly feral teens who love each other with all their hearts give me a lot of feelings.

scrimblo bimblo: I deliberately don't look at the fandom so I have no idea who is underrated, but I think Kingston Brown is one of the best characters in like, anything. I also really like Danielle Barkstock because she is intensely relatable.

glup shitto: Ayda, obviously, lol. I also think Chungledown Bim is so fucking funny and I cannot wait for him to reappear in Junior Year. OH and Stephen Sondheim!

poor little meow meow: Is Fig this? I don't know. I really dig her chaotic messy angsty teen energy. I also like "Skip" as he is after episode 1 of A Starstruck Odyssey, but I was also kind of looking forward to Zac playing a mean captain, lol.

horse plinko: Cody "Night Angel" Walsh is the perfect fit for this category. He's awful but he makes me laugh so much. I wish the clip of him critfailing with his stupid sword and dealing himself 30 damage, farting, then having his moped fall on him was on youtube because it's my favorite.

eeby deeby: Sam Nightingale's mom, Adaine Abernant's parents, and Kristen Applebee's parents. I would say Penelope Everpetal too but she's already there :)

[gawayne]

if you haven't gotten lancelot for character bingo, then LANCELOT. if you have, then whatever morally questionable arthuriana woman you love most <3 (also p.s. when I reblogged that photo of the wet lil man on the beach I was like. this is tumblr user jetiisse's lancelot. he doesn't know it but that's what he is)

poor wet bastard is doomed to a life of suffering and doesn't even know it 😔✊

SO all lancelots are fun and i enjoy when he's horribly violent and tortured about it especially the way lou writes him, when i mess with him i tend to lean more into the sad pathetic angle with the violence as a bit of an afterthought. he is my biggest blorbo. i'll project issues i don't even have onto him. i'll give him issues that no one has ever had. he Has to be carried in a handbag otherwise he gets overwhelmed and starts trembling and barking at strangers. i'm sure we're all aware that he has chemistry with a lot of people but a/g/l is still my unrivalled favourite because i Need him to angst over it for like twenty years and then it turns out to be like not a big deal at all and then they're happy <3

okay Now i'm gonna get unhinged so everyone stop reading if u don't wanna hear about elaine (of corbenic) and lancelot's many mental illnesses. so obviously my favourite thing is when he's very very distressed and i think more media should lean into this plot point bc it's very interesting. one of toafk's best features imo was that white went fairly hard on describing how deeply lancelot was upset by his assault and how long that stuck with him. i also liked when guinevere was dismissive or downright cruel about his struggles, for one because lancelot thinks this is a reasonable response and for another because it hits to me like she's uncomfortable acknowledging the fact that her very best special knight Is vulnerable and Could vanish forever just because his brain doesn't work quite right. i also also liked when he almost hanged himself to avoid public embarassment <3

in conclusion my opinion is that he should and does suffer!

[arakiincel]

umm death note

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

definitely mello he takes up at least 40% of my brain at any given moment

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

idk if i think this about any of the characters bc it's... death note, but the closest would be matsuda

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

naomi!!! god she deserved so much better and i don't really see that many people focus too much on her. her death was honestly such a pivotal moment in dn that i could talk about for ages, but y'all prolly don't want to hear that rant

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

matt, he's in the show for all of five minutes but he left such an impression on me i love him so much he's ridiculous

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

misa because even though i think she's universally loved (as she should be) there's a good chunk of people who don't understand her character at all or just play into the misogyny her character was built off of

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

light, obviously. i want to dunk him into a monster energy drink and put him in a lava lamp to study him and watch him float around. or whatever

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

ryuk because i think it'd be funny and i think that sick bastard would like it

[solasan]

da, daredevil, rdr!! Also anything else you're currently into!!

send me a fandom and i'll answer these!!!

dragon age:

answered here xx

daredevil:

blorbo: we all know the answer to this one <3 i would lay down my life in an instant for matt murdock <3

scrunkly: mr foggy nelson 🥺 i love him so dearly.....

scrimblo bimblo: ok idk if karen counts as underrated but my flatmate doesn't like her so i feel oppressed in wanting her to be my girlfriend. claire too actually we dont talk abt her enough <3

glup shitto: melvin potter he is just A Nice Guy <3 i like when turk shows up too he makes me laugh. and brett. and-

poor little meow meow: sorry sorry sorry but um. whats his name. anatoly ranskahov. evil russian mobster w fenris' voice makes brain go brrr

horse plinko: want to throw poindexter at a wall n see if he sticks tbqh

eeby deeby: wesley is a creep lmao fuck that guy he makes me uncomfortable

red dead redemption:

blorbo: charles smith, obviously, but also miss molly o'shea bc she has my name and she's hot

scrunkly: i rly like lenny a whole lot i'd like to make him soup. karen as well that's my baby :)

scrimblo bimblo: i'm not sure i have an underrated fav tbh?? is charles underrated be honest i dont interact w the fandom. oh i like hosea a lot!!!

glup shitto: i'm not sure i have an obscure one either omg i'm a fake fan :/

poor little meow meow: arthur is just pathetic i love him so much tho <3

horse plinko: think it'd be fun to torment arthur but like in a very affectionate way <3 he just needs someone to knock his hat off his head every so often. i also think dutch should be tormented more. bastard man.

eeby deeby: lmao micah, next question