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Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

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Girl wtf

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Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

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what’s the opposite of a poor little meow meow. this man is pathetic but he’s unfathomably cocky and i want to make him cry

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yesterday I sarcastically made up the tech company names "Trimble" and "Plinq" and then to my horror discovered that both actually exist

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When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

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Forgive me.

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100,000,001 is divisible by 17. Fuck you.

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There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn’t and you have to deal with that

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yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

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We just knew.

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imagining an alternate timeline where shakespeare wrote a play about king arthur. we would be so unwell

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girls do this:

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brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

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I am currently in your tumblr feed