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😇whatevrr.🌬🍃
#bc nye and drunk?#thats good enough right lol#me#mine#babydoll#jupiterfoxx#babygirl#sigh🥺#brat#pathetic baby#yes i keep my lighter on my chest so i dont lose itwhen im stoned lol#maybe delete when sober haha#shouldve seen whT i didnt post hahh
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anyone else hate long distance relationships and lack of consistent feelings on their part
#this is gonna be long in the tags sorry#and for the record. everything im going to say in here is on Me and not on my girlfriend and i know the solution is TALK TO HER#but can i have a minute to just. say it#okay. so im long distance with my girlfriend and we've been long distance (5hrs drive) the whole time#we've been together almost 9 months and in that time we've seen each other 4 times.#once in may once for halloween once for thanksgiving and today/yesterday for NYE#the longest trip of any of these was a tuesday night- sunday morning. so like. four full days of being together#but interspersed with family bc it was thanksgiving#okay. so just setting the stage#i love hanging out. i love hanging out on the couch or doing random shit like walkin around a town or grocery shopping with her#like i love being introduced to her friends and family as her partner and doing likewise to my people#like i love hanging out with her forever#but like. UGH my issue is like. any. kind of intimacy beyond literally like cuddling and holding hands?#like lack of consistency on my part. like okay sometimes kissing is fine and we're talking like a peck on the lips and then sometimes#im like. no i dont. want to do this. and obviously im not being Forced to if i asked her to not she would respect that!!#i like the Idea of kissing and sometimes i do enjoy a little peck but sometimes im like not. into it.#and then like. we've been together for a while we've Talked about sex and stuff but we have not had it yet. haven't gotten anywhere close#to it yet#like i like the idea of having sex with her but if i was faced with the reality of that right now i would freak out like just get. really#stressed? panic??? and there's no trauma in my past. i haven't ever had any kind of sex i have no trauma associated#with anything. like i would just. freak out a little. and we wouldn't have sex and that would be fine but. idk.#i dunno if i'm like. ace or something or it's just still too New of a relationship to do that? because despite being togehter for 9 months#when you've had literally less than two weeks of full days together in that time#it feels really fuckin new#i dunno man.#i'm just afraid that im just. idk not built for a relationship.#she was drunk and wanted to snuggle when we went to sleep last night and it stressed me out because i hate not being able to move when#im asleep. i told her this she gave me my room that was fine. but like man. i am never gonna want to snuggle like that#i still dont love kissing#like. for my house. okay i have very specific ideas of what i want my space to look like and feel like
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i need a plan. i still have three people to get gifts for (ages 6, 24, and 57) and i need to dedicate a day to that. also need to dedicate a day to cleaning (because there's no way im leaving for a week with how it is rn). i still need to wrap everything and i need to get appropriate wrapping/gift bags bc one of them is a birthday.
i need to be Done by the 22nd.
#i think today will be the cleaning day bc the weather is miserable and i dont want to walk around that#and i lowk need a rest day bc im Exhausted#monday can be the shopping day and i can split wrapping over the days i have work and do it afterwards#and i can use the friday to get the Very Last Few Things#like i wanna get the step family a tub of chocolates i just dont know what kind and i might need extra wrap paper#and still need stuff for my week away bc im running out on like. everything.#but!!! keeping myself busy and focused on the shopping has kept the december trauma at bay :)#and i can get home and work nye morning and then get Drunk and start 2025 in a good mood#and stress free 💅 as long as dad keeps his shit together 💅
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FUCK AMERICA and happy bday to my beloved and also to Don TPN
#he recently coined the term Boobhalla which is exactly what it sounds like#Chris did not Don !!#some Chris moments I love:#when he had the MOST fun at Dua Lipa bc he’s a pop girly at heart#that one NYE before we were together when he was drunk and being the doorman for his own house#when he tried to yell KAGOME like inuyasha but tripped over his words and just screeched KAGAGAGA#when he fell asleep next to the speaker at a concert (impressive. power move)#every time he finds a gundam model kit he wants to build he gets so excited and then locks the fuck in#his proclivity for gas station hot dogs and taquitos#when he called me the most normal TPN fan after I scared a stranger ab the series#when I was about to explain ships to him and he said ‘oh you mean like Momo and Tenya from MHA?’ which is a rarest pair of all
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oh how i love being a woman- because wdym i’ve been in the same clothes since 4pm yesterday (plus side is i woke up clothed), fell asleep with a full beat on, woke up laying on my glasses that ig were still on my face, and passed out cuddling a bag of goldfish
#but also just nye/new years things#i don’t think think i misspelled anything but also mind my spelling bc i may infact still be and drunk i only fell asleep like 3.5 hours ago
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i can't do raves i can barely do house parties but FUCK where else is it socially acceptable to make bracelets and give them to others as a random act of affection i wanna do that :(
#mmm i can do what i want i'm just gonna do that#i would do a rave but respectfully i don't want to#i ditched the club i was supposed to go to bc my bestie n i didn't wanna be overstimulated n drunk on nye we just wanted to be drunk#so we went to the park instead#dumb ass shit ☾☁️ ࣪ ִִִִִִִִֶֶֶֶֶֶֶֶָָָָָָָ⭒𓂃🐇
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Had a dream about this and omggg🫠You and jude not being together anymore cos of distance and u going to uni somewhere else and whatever, but at new years you both go out with all ur friends together and somehow you end up in jude’s bed. but you just sneak out before he wakes up and before his parents are awake and what not. your families have always been close tho and it’s just a tradition to have a new years dinner together but then it means u have to face jude. and so ur trying to get out of it but ur mums having none of it so you awkwardly have to face jude at dinner and no one knows why yous are acting so awkward because even tho yous broke up the two of you were still civil. but somebting clicks in jobes head and being the wee shite he is he just says soemthing like “You two got something you want to tell us because i did hear someone sneaking away this morning.”
being in the same friend group so ofc u see each other whenever ur both back home but u broke up forever ago and it was a mutual decision bc of distance like the two of u just thought it wld be better to stay friends. but then on nye u both get a little drunk and ur both still stupidly in love with each other so it wasn’t really a surprise to anyone that youse decided to kiss at midnight. but then that one kiss turned into the whole night tucked into a corner making out until jude decided that was enough and he had to get u home. so ofc ur going back with him and the two of u sleep together for the first time in forever and it’s so hot and intense bc you’ve missed each other and it’s never been the same with anyone else and ur both trying so hard to make it as good as possible. jude is drawing out the foreplay until ur little sobbing and then he’s fucking u so slow and deep, hand over ur mouth to keep u quite while he’s whining and whimpering in ur ear abt how ur his best girl and he’s missed u and ur doing so good for him he’s so proud😵💫😵💫😵💫and it really is the perfect night but u have no idea what it means and ur starting to panic so in the morning before he or his family can wake up and catch u ur sneaking out but completely forget ur to spend the day over at his house anyway with both ur families. so ur telling ur mam ur too hungover and whatever and ur sick so ur can’t go but she’s calling ur bullshit and practically drags u there.
and u and jude are acting weird and awkward around each other bc neither of u know what to say or do bc last night was perfect and u don’t want it to be a one night thing but ur also afraid u won’t work bc distance is still a huge thing. and jude is kinda embarrassed that u snuck out on him and ur just having this internal meltdown bc u still love him but u don’t think u can have him :( so ur sitting opposite each other at the table and the tension is so obvious and u just won’t look at each other and whenever someone asks abt how last night went u both sort of clam up. and jobe is just a little shit and he picks up on the vibes so easily so he’s just wearing this sly little grin all “do u two have something u wna share with the rest of us?” and everyone’s like???? bc what??? then he’s going “bc i swear i heard someone sneaking out this morning and yn’s purse was on the sofa” and u and jude are mortified and both ur families are sitting so confused bc they thought you’d broken up?? but jobe being a gobshite and ur families being so nosy actually pushes the two of u to talk so after dinner jude is leading u upstairs to talk out what happened and what u want to happen next
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jschlatt nsfw visuals part l
summary | porn i associate with jschlatt bc i’m a whore for him
pairing | jschlatt x fem!reader (kinda ft. chuckle sandwich & friends)
warnings/cw | porn, smut, choking, slapping, spanking, daddy kink, getting caught by your friends, rough sex, edging, public sex, fucking in someone else’s bed, degradation, praise, humiliation, orgasm ban, anal, overstimulation, drunk/high sex (with consent), car sex
!! 18+ MINORS DNI !!
!! you need to log in to twitter to see the vids from there !!
not proofread, sorry for any mistakes !!
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quickies
❧ “such a slut for me, aren’tcha sweetheart? yeah, you’re so goddamn easy for me.”
❧ fucks you like he HATES you during quickies…especially if you were being a brat or teasing him beforehand
❧ he’s going all out for the short amount of time given..give him 5 minutes or 5 hours he’s gonna have your legs shaking by the end of it.
❧ that man is gonna choke you, slap you, spit in your mouth, and still have time to fuck your throat with his dick that’s covered in your cum.
in an unlocked room of a nye party
❧ you did not see yourself ending up here…on some dude’s bed at a nye streamer party your boyfriend invited you to
❧ but schlatt doesn’t tolerate disrespect well. so when the host’s roommate started flirting with you as soon as he disappeared to get you two drinks…you knew he ur pussy was done
❧ he watched in amusement as you tried to let him down easy at first, but when he started calling you a bitch and grabbing at you it took schlatt all of three seconds to be between you two
❧ his fist clenched the man’s collar as you tried to calm him down
❧ “baby it’s okay- i’m okay!”
❧ “he’s not worth it, jonny!”
❧ “b-baby please just let it go!”
❧ he dropped eye contact with the man when he felt your nails digging into his shoulder
❧ he knew he had to push him away when he saw the worried look on your face— tears threatening your waterline
❧ but big guy’s gotta get his frustrations out somehow, and he knows the perfect way to get revenge and make you feel better
❧ so with a sigh, he releases the douchebag’s shirt with a shove and grabs your hand to lead you upstairs
❧ “yeah i bet you like gettin fucked on this prick’s bed knowing he could walk in at anytime, huh? like knowing the closest that bastard’s ever gonna get to this pussy is the fucking stain on his sheets.”
❧ you’re praying to the almighty man himself that jonny doesn’t notice the way your stomach twists up with the flames of an orgasm building..
❧ but god’s not listening and he’s laughing along with your boyfriend..who’s grinning down at you as he leans in to your ear
❧ “oh i felt that, sweetheart. felt this slutty pussy tighten up on me when i said that. knew you were nasty— but fuuuuuccck.”
❧ he’s g r o w l i n g his words out at this points
❧ teeth pulling on your earlobe followed by his hot breath fanning against it
❧ “m’gonna make you squirt all over this fucking comforter, doll. leave him a gift to push his face into as he jerks his sorry excuse of a dick off.”
❧ safe to say you two left a wet spot the size of russia and a lasting impression on twitter.
(bonus)
❧ “and to think you kept whining about some dumb kiss…shoulda known i always go above and beyond for my girl.”
giving you a punishment one two three
❧ “count or im startin over, understand?”
❧ don’t even think out nodding your head..
❧ cause he’ll put his fingers in your hair and yank your head back to meet his eyes as his other hand lands the first smack on your ass
❧ “use your goddamn words..you know better than that, angel.”
❧ “y-yes sir!! i understand! i’m sorry won’t happen again..i’ll listen— promise !!” comes tumbling out in a high pitched whine
❧ “ya better or you’re not cumming at all. gonna bruise this ass and leave ya all messy and unsatisfied like a whore. you want that, y/n ?”
❧ as hot as that sounds you definitely don’t want that..too horny and too pent up to be able to breathe without cumming
❧ so you fall into submission easily, counting out each spank he gives you
❧ thanking him profusely after he’s satisfied enough to slide his big fingers into your cunt
❧ “don’t thank me yet, i still haven’t decided to let you cum.”
❧ he can sense the frown spreading across your face at the whine you let out, so he picks up the pace of finger fucking you
❧ his unoccupied hand returning to giving you more harsh slaps across the ass
❧ “drop the attitude, toots or m’not gonna let you cum. just gotta keep being a good girl for me, can ya do that? can ya reach back here and give daddy a kiss?”
❧ so you gather all your strength as you strain your upper half to face him, tears falling down your cheeks as you reach for his lips
❧ it’s anything but what you’re expecting— slow and passionate. full of the love and softness as he batters your pussy and let’s you moan into his mouth
❧ “such a fucking good girl for me, knew you were in there somewhere. my pretty doll just needed to be reminded of her place, huh? fuck your self back on— thaaaat’s it.”
❧ but every time you’re about to cum he’s pulling his fingers out and spanking your pussy
❧ the frustration builds as you thrash around
❧ whining that “s’not fuckin fair!”
❧ “keep strugglin and i’ll really give you something to cry about.”
❧ his harsh tone makes you come to a halt, eyes red & legs shaking from being pulled back from the edge so many times
❧ and as soon as you still and meet his gaze he’s bullying his digits back into your sore pussy again
(bonus)
❧ “go ahead and cum for me, baby. been so good— yeah, cream all over my fingers…goooood fuckin girl.”
❧ sometimes instead of edging you jonny gives you exactly what you want…he’ll let you cum and he’s not gonna stop till you can’t cum anymore.
❧ “keep on fucking whining like you didn’t ask for this, y/n.”
❧ your chest is pressed against his and he’s got a death grip on your waist
❧ the only sound in the room is your loud cries and the sloppy fucking of his fingers into you
❧ your ass high in the air as he drills your pussy, pulling orgasm after orgasm out of your tired body
❧ “keep still-stop goddamn squirmin!”
❧ it’s barked into your ear, chops scratching your skin as he roughly grabs your jaw and forces your eyes to meet
❧ “i swear to god if keep moving i’ll strap the hitachi to your clit and leave you here all night.”
❧ before you can respond he’s setting a lightening quick pace, pussy spasming round him once again
❧ “fuuuck give it to me, darlin. you can keep going, come on and show me how good this pussy cums for me.”
❧ he only does it as an end to an orgasm ban (when you break a rule so he doesn’t let you cum for a certain amount of time..not even by yourself)
❧ you have to seriously piss schlatt off for him to ban you (he loves your pussy too much)
❧ but when he does…
❧ he’s not touching your pussy at all
❧ not gonna let you touch it either
❧ not even allowed to have your clit played with when it’s a punishment fuck
❧ you have to get off from the anal alone and if you don’t…that’s not his problem lmao
❧ maybe next time you’ll listen and behave for him…
❧ till then he’s using your ass as a fleshlight and lettin your week-long neglected pussy leak out so much it covers your thighs & all of his lower half
(bonus)
❧ “oh goddamn it, babydoll. didn’t know i could get you to squirt without even touching your pussy..imma have to do it again.”
late night car shenanigans one two
❧ it started off so innocent 🥲
❧ jonny asking if you wanted to ride around and listen to music with him at 3 am
❧ it’s a usual thing you two do together when you couldn’t sleep so you didn’t think much of it
❧ so you slipped on a tank top & a cardigan with a cute new mini skirt to match
❧ little did you know that skirt is your boyfriend’s new found kryptonite
❧ so now the skirt’s bunched around your waist
❧ your back’s pressed half against the door half against the passenger seat with your boyfriend’s fingers deep inside your pussy as he speeds down the interstate
❧ the loud bass that’s usually filled the car is silent
❧ schlatt wants to be sure he can hear his favorite symphony— your noises accompanied by the sounds of your wet pussy
(bonus)
❧ “whatcha want to eat, love? i know cumming like that had to make you work up an appetite.”
❧ “don’t worry about me i’ll eat my favorite meal at home. it’s hot and ready whenever i want.” (yes he’d make a little caesar’s joke about ur coochie tell me i’m wrong)
❧ camping with chuckle sandwich seemed like a good idea
❧ till you were drunk in the woods and only 10 feet away from your friends in tents
❧ “j-jonny we can’t..not with them right there.”
❧ “come on doll, they won’t even notice.”
❧ “you and i both know i can’t stay quiet enough for that..baby please.”
❧ as tipsy as he is he knows you’re right..so he sneaks you two out of the tent
❧ he grabs two new beers and leads you back to the parking lot of the forrest
❧ once you’re in the car it’s game over
❧ you’re both insatiable as you make out on his lap
❧ in your drunken kiss you knock the sun visor down and a pre-rolled blunt falls between you two on your laps
❧ you bite your lip as you look between the blunt and your boyfriend..hoping he catches your drift
❧ he catches that shit.
❧ so now your getting railed in the passenger seat as schlatt leans over you and shotguns the smoke into your mouth
❧ the feeling of being cross faded adds so much to being fucked
❧ you’re so sensitive it’s insane
❧ schlatt swears he’s never heard you making these types of noises before
❧ doesn’t even care about the carpet burn that’s starting to form on his knees
❧ the feeling of being crossed and inside of you is enough to make him speed up is thrusts
❧ you’re so lost in each other you don’t realize the sun starting to rise
❧ so lost in the sauce jonny just turns his phone off to stop it from ringing (he doesn’t even check to see who it is RIP)
❧ or hear the footsteps and calls of your names nearing the parking lot
❧ or when your friends finally knock on the car door they’re met with a porn star level performance from you both
❧ you’ll blame it on the substances later because right now nothing is gonna stop you both from covering the seat in another load of your almost future children
(bonus)
❧ “do you think they know?”
❧ schlatt gives you a small smile and kiss to the forehead
❧ “of course not, doll”
❧ you settle at the news, anxiety leaving your body
❧ “we DEFINITELY know.”
#jschlatt x y/n#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt hcs#jschlatt smut#jschlatt.cass#jschlatt#jschlatt oneshot#jschlatt fic#jschlatt fanfiction#cass.lair#chuckle sandwich#chuckle sandwich smut#chuckles sandwich x reader#chuckle sandwich x y/n
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Happy new year! I wish you all a blessed 2025 ❤️
Now personally I don’t care the new years kiss tradition is about kissing your significant other, every single friend I love is getting love back from me when I’m drunk.
Bestie reader should absolutely give Louis the biggest platonic SMOOCH because he deserves it. He’d walk around with lipstick on his forehead or something, take a pic, save it for later to make fun of the level of readers intoxication.
a/n happy new year!! i'm totally the same about nye kisses and drinking, i get a little sappy and suddenly everyone in my life needs to know how much i mean to them lol i love this concept and it's perfect for the first fic of 2025!
also as a side note, going out/drinking with a vampire seems so perfect, ultimate scary dog privileges bc let some creepy man try anything and suddenly louis has a little late night snack <3 it sounds so freeing
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The music's heavy pulse has aligned itself with your own, the base of it reverberating through your chest so thoroughly it might as well take the place of your heart. You can't bring yourself to dislike the feeling.
"O-kay." Your enthusiasm breaks the word into two. You let yourself lean into the feeling, into the fullness of your joy. "I think the regular vodka's stronger than the jello shots, because it's vodka not vodka-jello."
Louis presses his lips together in an attempt to keep from grinning too broadly. "That makes sense."
Your eyes narrow as you give yourself a moment to absorb the response. "It does," the words are much more contemplative than they need to be, "I'm so smart."
This time, Louis lets himself react. He laughs at the deliberateness pressed into your syllables. You're too out of it to think to mind his reaction. "You're drunk."
You straighten slightly as if that'll be enough to prove him wrong. "I'm happy."
Louis extends an arm, placing a hand on your shoulder in an instinctual attempt at keeping you steady. You're not exactly implying instability, but he's spent enough time around you like this to know it's better to be safe than sorry.
"You're drunk."
You tilt your head at the correction, blinking at him curiously. "For some people, that's the same thing."
"Yeah?" The word is much too amused.
You nod enthusiastically, shifting your weight from foot to foot in a way that leaves Louis squeezing your arm a little tighter. "Yeah." You pause, eyebrows drawing together pensively as you struggle to grasp your next thought in its entirety. "I love you. I want you to be as happy as I am."
"Okay." He lets out a partial laugh. You're a good, terribly affectionate drunk. "I'm very happy. I promise."
His assurance doesn't seem to ease you. Instead of moving onto a separate topic of conversation or attempting to escape him in order to track down another shot, you frown. You step back slightly before lifting your arm. "Here."
You're holding your wrist out in front of him so innocently Louis can almost make himself forget what you're offering. "That--that's really nice of you, but I'm okay."
You frown, staring up at him with wide, sad eyes. Louis sighs, his fingers gently bending around your forearm. He pulls your hand down towards your side before stepping closer to you. In an abundance of precaution, he angles his head towards your ear. "I had that boy that grabbed your arm earlier, remember?"
"My blood is perfectly good--blood." Great, he's stumbled onto this argument again. You're not looking to be hurt, but for whatever reason, you're convinced that Louis's refusal to consume your blood to any extent is limiting your friendship. "Seriously, a doctor has never struggled to find my veins."
The defense is slurred and devoid of serious logic. Still, such a consistent mentioning of something he's always trying to ignore...always trying to forget makes it difficult to focus on anything else. The blood moving beneath your skin is warm against his palms, and it--the scent of it...
It is possible to stop. Some know how to resist, how to take just enough to feel something without bringing a life to its end. Lestat had possessed that kind of control, had used it when creating Claudia.
The thought leaves him more somber than he's prepared to be. Even if he could sense that kind of strength in himself, he--he couldn't use you in that way. Introducing you to his world at all was a cruel enough act on its own, he doesn't need to taint you further.
Louis squeezes his eyes shut, exhaling before pulling away slightly. He lifts your arm slowly, his thumb brushing against your wrist's pulse point. You watch him silently as he brings your inner forearm to his mouth. He presses his lips against your skin. "It's not you."
You're quiet for a second, something oddly sober briefly flickering behind your gaze. "I know," you relent slowly, "On some level, I know."
You look at him, then, with a careful awareness that often leaves him feeling like you're the one capable of looking into his mind. "But it better not be because you think your existence is some terrible burden you're inflicting onto me."
It's a warning he's used to hearing. His lips part, but before he can think of a response, the crowd around you shifts. A variety of voices blend together as they start to count, "...Ten...nine...."
"New years!" You beam, reaching for Louis's hand as you turn towards the others.
The countdown continues, the numbers oddly in sync for a bar so full of drunk individuals. The clock hits midnight, the crowd erupts into cheers.
You grin, straightening fully as you lean towards him. Before Louis can think to ask about what you're doing, you press your lips against his cheek. He can feel the residue of your lipgloss against his skin, but he can't bring himself to mind it. This isn't the first time you've gotten a little affectionate while drunk, but normally there's some warning. "What was that for?"
You shrug innocently, "New Years kiss."
You let go of him fully, halfheartedly pushing his arm off your shoulder as you start moving away from him. "Where are you going?"
"I want another shot." The response is absentmindedly thrown over your shoulder, like Louis should have had the foresight to follow you.
A part of him is glad that your back is to him. This way, he can grin openly without encouraging your behavior. "Slow down--you're in heels."
You turn at that, flashing your middle finger before continuing forward. Oh, you're not going to get the hear end of this tomorrow.
#interview with the vampire x reader#iwtv x reader#itwv x reader#louis de pointe du lac x reader#bestie!reader
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sam is actually such a bah humbug but with you he js can’t be bc ur so joyful at christmas and he js can’t help but embrace the festive cheer bc of u.
also he gives you many advent calendars, like he makes u one for books (cookbooks and reading books) and he does it up till xmas day n day 25 is a rare book trilogy you’ve been wanting and it’s so sweet, then it’s obvs a chocolate one (24 days) and then you have a 50(+) day advent calendar where u guys have morning and night sex (obvs if u want to), if not it’s js cuddles n kisses or him giving u a lap dance or strip tease.
but the sex is bloody beautiful bc he’s not a small man in any department and he knows like what to do with his hands and other parts (iykwim) to make u feel good and yeah, it’s a miracle if u can walk on boxing day.
also u guys have drunk nye sex bc sam is a clingy, cute, horny drunk and he like sloppily kisses u wherever he can get (tatas🥳) with flushed red cheeks but ur the same as him so yeah (the sex is very sloppy and tired, u guys fall asleep before u finish and u laugh a lot) and then u guys have nyd sex and it’s very sweet and tired and yeah and he kisses ur shoulders n back and yeah, then he cleans u up and carries u everywhere for basically the whole of january
and dean is very annoyed bc ur too freaky and u try being quiet (sometimes being successful) but yeah idk this kinda went sideways but yolo (im so sorry for this being sm😭😭😭)
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the two times a day for fifty days (or longer) sex advent calendar is CRAZY /pos LMAOOOO I'M SCREAMING. that's one way to make a bah humbug like christmas!!
no but i really do love the idea of sam being able to enjoy himself more during the holidays because of you. he just likes to see you excited and happy and holiday cheer to him literally just means you. and it gives him an excuse to spoil you hehe <33
thinking about him not knowing what to do with himself if you spoil him too :(( he's so cute, he's so grateful for literally any little thing you give him (and honestly might not want you to spoil him too much or he'll get overwhelmed lol. i feel like he's the type to really like very simple and practical gifts with some good nerdy trinkets or merch thrown in there for sure.)
anyways still giggling about the sex advent calendar that's so funny to me.. i could never keep up LOLLL you really would need to get carried around the whole of january lmao. omg tipsy new years eve sex is actually so cute to me hehehe <33 love it don't be sorry sweetheart <33
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btw i had the best nye
my partner and i went to warsaw and booked a hotel room for free(benefits of my job), we a couple glasses of free champagne and mulled wine bc im an employee
we got kinda carried away in the room so we left the hotel at 11pm lmao
we planned on club hopping but didnt take into account that mayyybe every single club will have an event happening and entry tickets that are like 1/3 of our budget for the trip so we ended up buying three bottles of the cheapest nastiest wine at a corner store (it wasn't even wine technically but a "fruit and wine drink" and it was 7% so like a stronger beer) and went to the city center in hopes of finding and meeting some alt people there
turned out there was a shit ton of people firing fireworks and we had an amazing time(except for being scared bc fireworks are dangerous this close lmao), i got v drunk but in a nice wine way, on the way back we got pizzas to go and chilled in the room for a bit
in poland we have a saying that the way your nye goes is how the coming year is gonna be (jaki sylwester, taki cały rok) and it always checks out for me so i am very optimistic about 2025
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A VERY INCOMPLETE LIST (PART 1)
I set out to make an ACD style incomplete list of things I loved about the RWRB movie throughout my third rewatch. I should've known better, because I'm not an Alex, I'm very much a Henry, and what you get instead is a VERY VERY thorough list of the things I loved in the film.
(This will have to be in two parts because I had to pause every few minutes to write shit down and it took me so long to get halfway through the film that it's bedtime now)
Alex being bratty in the limo (yes, opening scene)
Drunk Alex at the wedding, rubbing someone’s fur, chucking a canapé behind a sofa
Alex in a leather jacket 🥵
Mutters, “…you don’t wanna hear from me today”
“…article nothing of the US Constitution”
“No one in their right mind would ever give you a gun”
“You know I have a shitzu named Jonathan” and “That’s my son you’re talking about”
Shaan shoving Alex through a tree
“Hey Shaan, you think maybe I could get a little…” and Shaan's, “You’re fine”
Henry’s fake expressions, smiles, etc for the interview being so distinctly different than what we see later on are his honest ones
Alex mimicking one of Henry’s freestyle raps
“Vicky. *fists* Classic”
“Santal 33.” “It means you got good taste, Alex.”
Alex’s entire posture in the hospital closet
The way Henry laughs when he says “Oh my god it is!”
“Later, Shaan” and ✌️✌️
Alex’s flirty looks in the coffee shop (and his eyelashes)
Henry’s use of stickers on texts bc he’s a massive nerd
“I’m blocking you for the rest of the night” over Byron
Alex + orange shirt + grey shorts + thighs
Mexican textiles everywhere
Alex in a woolly grey jumper
Alex really wanting to help ❤️
Henry looking up through his eyelashes early on at NYE
“Loosen up!” and Alex drunkenly motorboating the air in front of Henry
The whole Get Low dance sequence, from Henry’s awkward dancing, to Alex’s much hotter stuff and the slo-mo, eyes meet moment
How you can SEE the moment when Alex leans in to the kiss and THAT’S when Henry panics
All Nora’s chats with Alex
Alex in a tux
Henry in a tux (lord rid me of the double breasted suits and big wide ties)
Alex pulling one of Henry’s legs up against the table in the Red Room
Henry poking at books when Amy walks in
Amy’s “Oooh God” as she runs away
“Like Stonehenge”
Henry’s smirks after “The night is young, Ma” and all the way through that scene
The whole “Just to put it out there…” sequence
The vulnerability in “I wouldn’t mind doing this again…” and how Henry's so soft and then almost instantly pulls back 💔
The way Henry looks when he’s leaving, like he can’t believe his luck in getting to have Alex but also that he’s sure it will set him on fire and destroy him
Alex lifting Henry onto a table in the tack room
Henry hitching his hips up so Alex can pull his trousers down
“Which other famous boys have I shagged…?”
“Not here” 💔
“It’s just… who’s gonna do what?” 😂
“Hm… rigid” and the way Alex tugs on that shirt
All the little details in the Paris sex scene: Henry’s hand pushing on Alex’s back, reaching in between their two bodies to lead him in, his hitched leg… and then their expressions throughout; all the deep breathing Henry does while he adjusts
Alex’s white henley 🥵
OK, it's bedtime now! More whenever I manage to watch the second half! G'night!
(Update: here's part 2 ❤️)
#these are a few of my favourite things#rwrb movie#rwrb#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#red white and royal blue#rwrb movie spoilers#firstprince
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no bc no one gets regulus like i do bc i got drunk at my friends nye party and couldn't stop talking about how hot his dad was which is literally reg about monty
#his dad was in fact present at the party#my friend is fully aware that i have the fattest crush on his dad#he finds it weird understandably#but its not my fault that his dad is a dilf#marauders#regulus black#fleamont potter#james potter#jegulus
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let’s please pretend i didn’t do a post on this yesterday! but i literally didn’t include anything new year related i was just giving out so much personal anecdotes about my life so i don’t rlly want that out there anymore <3. new year odesta hcs take ii pls if you saw the original draft of this no you didn’t!! thanks so much
• eating 12 grapes at midnight is a must
• annie and finnick are welcoming the new year by etching their name into the sand
• when the tide washes it away (rude) they decide to carve their initials into a palm tree. this is an annual thing for them
• there is still the drunk proposal + marriage ceremony. johanna is a witness. as per usual
• the ring is just a chipped seashell finnick finds on the beach. annie still loves it bc duh they’re getting married
• end of the year kiss. johanna starts slut shaming them both for it (affectionately)
• expanding on the whole “drunk makeover” thing, i think annie would do everyone’s makeup + put on a fashion show. finnick is capturing it all
• okay last one that isn’t new years related but i was funny as fuck for including this in the last post: chicken fight where odesta is on one team and their opponents are people who can’t swim
• ending the night w some fish and chips. a nye delicacy lol
#odesta#annie cresta#so sorry for that last night how embarrassing#y’all know idgaf when it comes to personal anecdotes abt myself bht it was just so overly specific#idgaf abt that either but not when it comes to ppl i hang out w all the time like we were just doing stuff and i was like ok but odesta#so like#i’m gonna have to chill w the cactus coolers going into 2024#something abt that and dr pepper always has me acting a certain way
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thank yall SO MUCH for such a warm reception to standstill, seriously im so grateful for yall. i rlly loved creating this story, its rlly personal to me and something ive spent so much time and effort on these last few yrs. so needless 2 say i was extremely nervous to post it. i think id post this story regardless just bc this is such a huge hobby of mine and i love having an outlet to create… but it makes it all that more special to me to see so many ppl react so positively and encouraging. ngl im so drunk rn cuz its nye and my friends r here and we went out to eat and celebrate hah 🎊 but like seriously ily guys ty for the niceness 🥹🫶🏻
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(elejah anon) that makes sense! I see what you're saying ab scene parallels, I took it more to mean that if they had pursued elejah, the dynamic would be similar to delena which confused me because Elijah and damon are very different so the way the they interact with elena would be different. Like, i would think, Elijah would be less abusive/toxic (depending on how you see delena) But then again, julie plec did kill haylijah bc she thought elijah was abusive or smt to that effect. What do you think ab this?
Oh no, I wasn't thinking that deeply about it, I just meant what I was seeing in terms of how they interacted just had me like ... so Delena. Again, I know next to nothing about the Mikaelson characters, I didn't really pay attention to them on TVD and I never watched TO sober, in fact, when me and initium did drunk reviews this NYE, we couldn't even finish an episode of TO because we just found everything about it infuriating so I can't really speak to the Haylijah thing only to say that JP will say every character is abusive and doesn't deserve to be in a relationship except for Damon.
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