#bc liek awkward

[thestamp3d3]

yeesh how do i explain to someone why im not friends with a mutual friend anymore

[nicomoon69]

telling myself I’m not gonna render the unrendered belt bc I’m practicing self care or smth

extra doodles w some oc interaction!!

since its a redraw/redesign here is the old version too!! I’m a bit sad I never finished shading it then (shaking 2022 me) bc my at the time shading style was so fun 😞😞

[prisonpodcast]

Being a dsmp fan is great because there’s so much old content I haven’t seen/watched before like I just got recommended this old Tommy vod that’s just him Jschlatt and Dream in a call discussing compilation channels and it was really interesting

[p4inlands]

whenever i lose hope for byler i just remember that there is no heterosexual explanation for the way mike acts around will in any season (esp s4) and i'm fine again

[lyoshaland]

i feel ill actually

[lvpercalia]

My brother is 6 years younger than me but was born the same day as me. How many non twin siblings do you know that share the same birthday

[pup-pee]

oh god so many of the tags got messed up y did i type this in tags i thought it was gonna b a small ramble but no some1 help theyre in my head

i want to put bart in a time loop. konbart time loop au. is this anything

[m4sonn]

DROP THE RAPPER!CURLY AND SCIENTIST!PONY LORE

Alright guys get ready this is gonna be fire

Ponyboy always wanted to be a writer, we all know that, but as he got older he realized being a writer was most likely not gonna pay the bills and he was honestly convinced curly (his bf) was gonna end up like… sleeping on a bench in a park… so he decided to go with another of his passions, science! It’s his favorite subject other than ELA. He ends up being like… super duper well known and makes a bunch of breakthroughs in his field, he managed to earn himself a Nobel peace prize!! Woohoo!! (He’s also pretty well known for his name and bc he actually publishes the outsiders (it’d be an autobiography in this au) and it’s definitely as famous, if not more famous, as it is in modern days) While pony was going to Harvard on a full science scholarship curly was flunking community college! Originally curly’s major was probably either music, business, or ethnic studies. Well… he flunked out and lived with pony in his apartment off campus. Well.. curly starts up a career in rapping, his raps aren’t about liek fucking bitches or wtv most of the time, usually they’re just about gang violence, growing up on the streets, and if anything his songs have more of a Kendrick Lamar or a redbone type vibe to them, if anything his music is kind of like mozzy. Well… curly definitely goes somewhere, a lot farther than pony thought, he ends up like mega famous. Like genuinely drake level (minus the pedophile stuff >o<). Well…… curly always had his hands in his pockets or he’s just like… slouched in an awkward position so you can’t see his hands, like during interviews he’s definitely just wearing some Nike slides, champion long socks, some non-name brand basketball shorts, a baggy black hoodie, and some beats which he doesn’t take off when people are talking to him. Even though he has money he still chooses to dress like a bum. But I digress. Curly and pony keep their personal life very private, curly honestly could care less but he just goes along with wtv pony wants so he doesn’t talk about pony in interviews or anything because pony’s a bit worried they’ll be less respected if they come out as being gay. Well, one day Curly’s getting interviewed by like… fucken’ Ellen DeGenerous or something I don’t fucking know, but anyways he’s getting interviewed and the woman’s like “so, when are you gonna tie the knot, lock is down with someone? Yknow? Have a family.” (Curly has talked about ‘fucking bitches’ and ‘fucking hoes’ only twice in his music career and when pony asked about it he responded with “Don’t worry babe, you’re the bitches and hoes, you’re the only one I be fucking.” Pony wasn’t sure how to respond to that.) and he was so utterly confused by this, he held up his hand, showing his wedding ring, “what? I’m literally married”. The interviewer was genuinely flabbergasted, “so… err… who’s the lucky lady…?” And he just looks even more confused (mind you this is the most emotion he has ever shown… like… ever in his whole career, curly is generally a very expressionless person.) “who said it was a girl??” The media was ALL OVER him after that, paparazzi and all that jazz. Well, after that, it became the biggest thing on the internet to try and track down who this mystery guy was. After a while the paparazzi found them eating at (I almost doxxed myself by putting a food place that only has one location which is in the city I live in but it’s the best fucking food ive ever had I’m literally frothing at the mouth thinking of their waffles rn.) some random breakfast spot together. Neither of them confirmed it until pony gave curly the ok to post something about it.

Bonuses!!:

Purly but curly makes drake type music and pony makes Lana del Rey type songs!!!

[z0mb1epuzzy]

Guys there’s so much self indulgent multifandom brainrot wasting away in my drafts rn, must formally address the council (all of you)

little summaries for each bc i just realized i forgot them 😜:

1.) Various utd char. NSFW blurbs + headcanons (+ songs maybe?, positions, kinks, teasing or praise, mike’s a little toxic but we all want him it’s okay.. and he’s def a good fuck, my theories on their amounts of experience.)

2.) “Smoke Break” - He’s lonely, you’re lonely.. why don’t we just talk for a bit? NSFW : reader! is at a bar, when they go outside to smoke and get away from the noise for a bit, stan is doing the same! :) (some angst, hurt-comfort type beat, slightly dingy car sex)

3) “Intimacy” - NSFW Chris being the nervous idiot he is (a little awkward, but not in an uncomfortable way, this man literally adores you, reader is also implied to be a virgin, but it isn’t directly specified!)

4.) “The Babysitter” - NSFW? You’re Abby’s babysitter, it’s been a while since mike has trusted someone, but you’re different (some mutual pining, a touch slowburn, mike being a lil bit of a secret perv, tired man but he need u so fucking bad)

all will probs be posted eventually, this’ll just determine an order of importance… supply and demand or something liek that…

[leclerced]

please- i LOVE LOVE LOVE lance but he kinda seems like the type of guy at first to be liek “ew no i’m not gonna eat you out” or like he wouldn’t kiss her after a blowjob or something like that (if he ever managed to earn one ofc) and one day she is in front of oscar with lance and she is whimpering in that way , that oscar recognizes as an urge for someone’s mouth on her , and lance just ISNT doing it and oscar is like “are you gonna go down on her or what? she’s begging for it” and lance is like “oh- no i don’t do that” and oscar is like “i’m sorry- what?” like you are here for HER pleasure not yourself don’t forget. and lance gets scared because oscar is scary bf so lance goes down on her and at first he isn’t used to it and it’s kinda awkward but oscar shows lance - only for bunny’s pleasure ofc.

um literally ur right about EVERYTHING here!!!!! i dont like lance bc i think he looks like hes never tasted pussy in his life. and ur right he wouldn’t kiss a girl after sucking dick. max kisses his girl before she’s done swallowing u cannot tell me im wrong bc im not.

the only lance fic ive thought ab writing was ab him hiring a high end escort for secrecy and he falls for her HAHAH

and ur so right she’s practically crying but she wouldn’t ask for it bc she knows lance won’t do it and oscar’s like this is her favorite thing in the world why isn’t she telling him to do it? why has he been fingering her for fifteen minutes?? as soon as he finds out he’s like the reason she likes max and seb is bc all they wanna do is eat her out, no fucking wonder u have to bribe her w fucking gifts ur pathetic. he’d demean lance bc like what the fuck has he been doing w bunny when he’s alone w her?? he would ban bunny from giving him head and she’s like um do u really think i would go down on him when he won’t return the favor? u and lando taught me better. and then oscar’s laughing while teaching lance how to go down on her, bragging about how good she is at sucking cock, how desperate she is to have a cock in her mouth. teases that he feels bad lance will never know what it’s like.

[limeade-l3sbian]

Oh shit I forgot to tell you remember thay woman from the dollar store I ahve a crush on. I invited her to go biek with me around town she accepted.

We biked for a bit, went to buy some snacks, did a silly little minimalistic picnic, gave her a flower.

Oh the biking thing I thought it was gonna go wrong bc like who the fuck lieks to chit-chat when they're out of breath but it actually was extremely pleasant. It was actually a very practical way to avoid like awkward silences.

Then went on like some other dates here and there and it's going well so far

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CRAZY HAPPY FOR YOU, ANON <3

[cazluvsu]

I think with the quality of the video it looks like he’s touching ja’marr’s face, but I’m almost positive he’s like signaling over to that area with his hand up. I’m not sure if my explanation makes sense?

when i noticed it i thought joe was just lifting his head up bc Obviously he’s emotional and his head was jsut drooping bc. Yk. and joe was trying to lift his head up liek in a “keep ur head up king” kinda way so 😭 it is really bad quality and it’s super hard to tell if he’s actually touching his face or not but i Personally thought the way ja’marr snaps his head up so fast after joe’s gesture it seemed like joe was simply lifting his head up. i do appreciate the ideas that have been made from this clip that joe was wiping away his tears/noticing them and feeling awkward/embarrassed about it so he then retracts his hand and busies himself looking the other way and messing with his arm bands. because that is what he would do. so like based.

either way it’s a very sweet gesture if joe is touching his face or not, so can we PLEASE get back to them standing on that podium in january. Amen.

[lincolnmkicks]

more hero is larks daughter ramblings and predictions under the cut spoilers for s2 of dndads!!!! also this was like. at 1am. so any typos or anything are just bc i was soup brained sorry ;;

people forgetting hero exists drive me crazy. i cannot see a way that norm is actually larks son unless hero was born out of wedlock (bc i think they mention explicitly lark slept with rebecca the night before sparrow married her???? or smth??? let me go back. OKAY WENT BACK AND HOLY SHIT apparently lark just only now told sparrow abt fucking rebecca and larks like “oh i knew but it was too awkward to talk about so i let it slide :)” and lark explicitly states he fucked rebecca while shr was engaged to sparrow) which. idk i feel like. sparrow is so desperate for normality would he really not jsut. marry rebecca the second he realizes shes pregnant with hero?

so to me. i think narratively my prediction. if we go with the hero is larks kid theory. and not scary is larks kid. is that. so hero was an unexpected baby. hero wasnt intentional. maybe she was born on a day that made it plausible she was either of their kid. sparrow, never quite sure and never able to BE sure bc he and lark r twins obv. named hero. well hero incthe most petty move EVER. a constant reminder of what lark Did. not just sleeping with his wife but a reminder of the unsung hero needed to release the doodler. hero is not just a reminder of larks guilt snd mistakes. shes a reminder of *henry*. and maybe that inadvertently makes sparrow distant from her as well. i dont know which way sparrows relationship with henry went. part of me wonders if maybe lark was closer wjth mercedes and sparrow was closer with henry. who knows. im ramblings and off topic but anyway.

maybe sparrows distant with hero bdcause shes not his daughter. becaude he *knows*, potentially, she might Not be his. and sparrow doesn’t want that because thats not *normal* its not *conventional*. this also explains him marrying centrist rebecca (does not explain what wa sin her pussy to make lark wanna hit it too if im correct abt him being closer to mercedes. maybe im off and he was closer to autumn. idk). maybe hero already felt eldest daughter syndrome, compounded by the fact that her birth dad feels shame and guilt not just bc of her name and the circumstances of her brith but also bc he just doesnt feel worthy of bejng a father. arms length and all that.

and so. NORMAL. normal is guaranteed sparrows son now. in this version of events. and its perfect now its fine because normal is his normal is his son and not larks. sparrow is happy. forget about hero she doesnt count because shes mayeb not his. forget her. and then normal isnt. normal. hes weird. he wears a mascot suit all tbe time. he doesnt realize people laugh at him not with him. and thats not okay. thats wrong. thats Out of the Ordinary that interrupts the daily flow and its JJST BARRY AGAIN. its JUST barry but maybe even WORSE. because barry believed his son superior. sparrow thinks his son is lesser.

sparrow likes his son fine but hes not proud of him. he doesnt wanna show him off. LARK. though. uncle lark is Everytbing. theres no shame attached to normal liek there js to hero. hero’s his brith child and hed mess it up but hey. he cant do worse to normal than sparrow has. and maybe lark sees a bit of himself in norm. sees a kid who wasnt accepted by his father. who wasnt as Respected because sparrow was a love wolf and lark wasnt. lark looks at normal and can see him get crushed under a giant pyramid. lark looks at normal and worries hed be the next lord of chaos.

so lark. co parents. he cares for norm. he pretends fo be his brother to apologize for the bullshit he said. he does—in his fucked up, traumatized way—his best to prepare norm for things he might experience. theres no shame attached to norm like there is hero because hero’s birth almost ruined sparrow. ruined his perfect life with hsi perfect wife. so lark can step up when sparrow. cant. or doesnt. lark supports norm. maybe to make up for whst he cant do for hid actual daughter.

also im biased but i like lark having a daughter a lot. in a show where everyone has sons ofc the one who has a daughter (a BIRTH daughter, too, so still a first even if i love terry and scary) is LARK. fhats prob why i prefer lark ebing hero or scarys dad to norms. anyways.

where does that leave hero? who doesnt have sparrows adoration and attention because she might not be his. who doesnt have larks because she MIGHT be.

well…………………. maybe scary breaks free from willy’s manipulation. maybe willy needs somebody to help him pull the strings from his side. maybe willy can step up not for taylor, but for somebody else. somebody who has TWO male adults in her life who push her aside for her baby brother. and willy really needs daddy magic. so maybe. maybe just maybe.

willy finds an unsung hero in a different way.

[mayisgoingnuts]

hii!!! ik this may seem heavily ironic but - as a p big fan of your other* content (*the non tickle 20% lool) - i'd liek to request that you mark / tag your tickle related posts bc i really don't wanna unfollow you but i have some traumas abt tickling n all (its rlly not a big deal, but my ptsd makes it feel like so) and seeing your content make se feel kinda awkward :(

otherwise, i'll have to, >>sadly and against my will,<< unfollow you

~ honestly, your #2 fan :3

All my tkl content is under the #tickle, #tickling, #tickle community or #sfw tickle community hashtags!! If you block them you'll avoid pretty much all of it ^^ /lh /nm

[matthewmoorwood]

They really did name this Ep love is in the air and expected me not to be on my clown shit huh.

Everytime I see Athena I just. Feel things. She is so strong hhnngs

HA THAT DUDE IS MANGLED!! this is what u get for fucking skydiving.

SHE WAS GONNA BREAK UP WITH HIM HA HA

THE A+ SIDE YOU ARE SO RIGHT RAVI, can they fucking say his name right please??

RAVI IS A BUISNESS MAN, and the only functional adult of the entire 118, literally the only guy with his shit together

Maddie and Chimney is going to shatter all of my bones. I fucking love them so much and I cannot bear seeing either of them hurt.

SHE FOUND THE RING HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

wait why am I watching Eddie go on clearly shitty dates, like he went golfing?? obviously that is not gonna work out babe golf is the devils sport. OH HA ALL OF THEM ARE ALREADY IN RELATIONSHIPS GET FUCKING WRECKED this is what you get for trying to date whilst being in love with someone else

Maddie being enchanted with the ring is so fucking cute please IT GOT STUCK ASDFHSJDFBASFHASFKLHFGSJALF

buck get the fuck out of that date I hate everything what the fuck. they are not going to revive this Lucy thing? are they? jesus christ.

The claws are out ajfkadsfd

Bro? can they? let the horse go? please?

"you have to let me choose love" babe? you could be bleeding out internally??

Buckley siblings plz. they are so <3

A RING CUTTER BUCK PLEASE KEEP YOUR KINKY SHIT OUT OF THE DAMM KITCHEN

Nah dude Hen is about to be murdered by Maddie ansdlfka

Bobby going after Eddie for dating bc he knows Eddie is already dating someone.

This is a very fucking suspicious woman... though she does seem like genuinely upset, but something about the way Athena is investigating is just a little odd

Ella is disassociating so bad, me too girl, me too.

OK nvm Ella is not evil, and damm Athena gives good advice.

Low empathy makes watching this very awkward, bro I am not involved in your story I literally do not care about Ella, like okay he died?

HOLY SHIT MALEWIFE BUCK

OH GOD TAYLOR?

anyway Lucy is not coming back thank god but this is just reminding me of how fucking insanse bucks relationships are ashfadsfa

Chimney girl why are you trauma dumping on this insurance worker plz

Maddie plz don't beat up hen, i am so scared.

This is a very intense conversation for my abandonment issues.

ok thank god they are not fighting,.

BUck your slut is showing he isn't actually a slut he just falls far too hard far too often

I actually forgot about sperm donor buck ajajas I was like ?? another ??

I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THEY UNDERSTAND AND SEE BUCK AND THEN PROCEED TO FIND HIM "TOO MUCH" LIKE SIR.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MADDIE PROPOSED FIRST THANK GO D THIGNDSKFHASOFDASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i AM LOSING MY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTT

"is there anything you want for your anniversary, aside from dinner?"

"How about you just hold me, and never let go."

YOU CANNOT SAY SHIT LIEK THAT MY BLOOD PRESSUREE??

hmmmm symbolism of Buck constantly giving up his space/comfort for the benefit of others. hmmm.

Okay ep over, I am literally to autistic to be let near this damm show. Like why is this one of my special interests??? idk. but I'll take it.

[vapemaster42069]

I feel like everyone on the hc server has a distinctly different style but like. in art style, not just design. Cue ramble: hermits based on vibes, from a film nerd:

Mumbo Jumbo as a Tim Burton character: this partially comes from the fact that ccMumbo’s a filmmaker, and I get the impression from the film channel that he’s an aspiring auteur. (Motifs would be things like a little blur around the edges of frames, softer lighting, whip pans and dynamic rather than static shots, contrasting montage-style editing). [this man also prefers a 14-30 lens. why] His mc character gives me the vibe that he would be one of the Beetlejuice characters for some reason. He also has Nightmare Before Christmas vibes, but that doesn’t really count bc Tim Burton didn’t work a lot on the film lol. Alternatively. Drama. Over-the-to music and sound-effects. Slap-sticky, campy, horror. Cabin in the woods, car breaks down, all the troupes at once

Grian as an establishing shot. Does this make sense? No. Yes. Also no. Sepia-tinted left pan over distant landscape, deep focus, somewhere in the desert with distant buildings (think like the beginning of Dune). Soft-to-dialogue-only foley, liek a lot of Tarentino foley in those dialogue scenes where the background noise isn’t foleyed in, it’s just. not there

Zedaph: Life of Brian vibes. rich, over saturated color correcting with emphasis on vibrant, almost nuclear-looking greens. shallow focus of a full-body wide-aspect shot of a pidgeon, staring directly into the camera in the middle of a park. Zoom out. The pidgeon is in the last remaining untouched section of the town, which is desolate. The pidgeon eats some bread. It’s eyes widen in realization. Christopher Nolan walks out to the pidgeon, “actually, I own the company.” The camera shakes. Everyone’s wives spontaneously drop dead.

Doc: fade in transitions, long montages of contrasting activity ( think M), slight blue tint, medium-close-ups and low music. Big, orange-corrected explosions, ECU of his goggles and the reflection of the fire. He grins. Lots of static, deep-focus shots to emphasize how, small as he is in a huge world, the impact he’s making is remarkable.

Iskall: government psa vibe. idk why. Go watch the psa on the mystery flesh out national park. Like that.

Etho: utilizes a lot of silence, so that any noise made is significant and builds suspense. Shallow focus, backlighting, blue tint, big cities, shots of the traffic lights in deep focus so they’re blurred, rain, subtle cues. Wide shots. Introspective. The main character realizes he’s (inset realization, like not real/not the main character/losing his mind/etc). Ends quietly, with a realization that something has changed but a calm acceptance of it rather than a fight against it. Think, Emily Dickinson’s poems on death, where, rather than death being a terrifying, disgusting creature or prospect, it’s an old friend she will one day sit and have tea with. The inevitability is comforting. We watch, knowing that it’ll end poorly, but not panicking about it. It’s comforting, knowing how things will go.

Zedaph again fuck you: dry cuts, documentary-style editing, think awkward humor and voice-over like the Office, but actually funny bc it’s not the Office