#bc it’d be. rlly funny

[kim-dokja-hate-blog]

ok but imagine you’re one of if not the most powerful person in your country and there’s this random ass guy who’s about as strong as an average person, if with some random useful traits, who, for a moment, isn’t resistant to your mental skill, and when you try and use it on him, it works for about 5 seconds before he suddenly throws it off with something that doesn’t even exist within the system you get your power from and then, when he throws you off, he looks at you and calls you insignificant and then can’t walk for a day

[skachacharealsmooth]

I know classic sonic can talk but going w the train of thought that he just doesn’t talk much/talks rarely in the classic era is just so funny bcs imagine one day Dr eggman is like “heeeheehoohoohaha sonic I finally have u now I can eliminate u and you’ll never be a thorn in my side ever again blah blah blah blah” it literally goes on forever and then sonic is so fed up a bored and he’s like “okay can we just skip to the part where I beat your ass” and eggman is just standing there like :0 BCS HES NEVER HEARD HIM TALK ???? LIKE EVER BEFORE LOL ?????

[truegoist]

according to my calculations most of the ppl on this tram is going to the same uni as me

[weirdfishy]

thinking about The Old Guard x Hob Gadling possibilities bc it Just Now dawned on me

[cosmicheartz]

Ngl it’s a lil weird being a fan of both lps 2012 and lps a world of our own

[exopelagic]

I wiped out so hard tonight my KNEES

[nicomoon69]

College Prof AU:

Do you think students went to write their fics on ao3 only to realize that Tim Drake was already a tag with hundreds of fics already made? They were all made in the late 2000’s/early 2010’s.

“What do you mean Professor Drake is TDW???”

“My aunt has a shrine of him wtf”

They also found one (1) Bernard x Tim doc written (by Darla obv).

Linguistic students just keep winning the War.

oh yeah it would be the biggest shocker while also making complete sense after they realize he is THE Timothy Jackson Drake. like he has some weird quirks that people used to write off and then it all made sense

I think the reason ppl just didn’t put two and two together is that Tim just looks wildly different with his attempt (heavy on attempt) to grow a beard and slicked back hair. there’s ppl online begging him to shave and stop using the gel (when Bernard realizes its Tim he’ll make fun of him for copying his high school hair)

this just also makes me think abt older generations having what are basically Tim Drake photo cards. idk think it’d be rlly funny if a student pulled up with a binder one day and went “look at what my mom showed me” and its just a shit ton of photos of Tim in his early 20s from like magazines and crappy pictures taken of billboards

when Bernard’s students find out they go crazy bc “how are we suddenly losing the war so so badly”

Tim and Bernard through all of this are ofc completely oblivious somehow and keep on bitching like an old married couple <3

[jemmo]

ive had a good couple of hours to process all of the tan and fang goodness from that ep and as well as just screaming, i just need to say my piece.

aou and boom are so fucking good in this show.

and yes, im very biased bc i’ve adored them since that crumbs we got in vice versa but i didn’t rlly vibe with their vibe in hidden agenda so ive been waiting ages to see them in something new. and this was the ep that sealed the deal for me, they are incredible in this show. and i feel like it’s hard to describe bc often you’d say that about leads or a stand out performance that’s deep or emotional or whatever, but this is a silly goofy fluffy show so it’s hard to know when a performance is good. but my god i just adore them in this, and it’s bc they manage to be so silly goofy, their characters are so dialed up and they hit it fantastically, and their dynamic is over the top and fun but they manage to nail it in a fun comedic way while also selling me that this is a real, genuine relationship with tangible, delicious chemistry and actual feelings and that is like… that’s artistry to me. it’d be so easy for these characters to just be surface level funny, but instead they gave them such diversity and range of emotion, like the moments of fondness, the quieter moments and then also this fucking incredible make out scene (like… that is how you do a make out, that is chemistry) and it’s all alongside all this silly goofiness and this tropey dynamic of this hyper loved up puppy and this lowkey princess that loves it, like agh. im so rambly but I really can’t put into words how good it it. pls gmm, give them a show, give them meat, bc look at how good aou is in taking on this super comedic role, he’s literally the central pillar of the shows comedy and he nails it, and boom plays such a sleeper hit of a character here that just has these moments where he flaws me with a deadpan comment or makes me squeal when he has a moment where he breaks and looks at tan so fondly. its just ridiculous at this point. im obsessed. and when you get all that plus actors that aren’t afraid to fucking devour when they’re given a kiss scene, like that’s all you need. that’s the makings of a star couple. come on gmm, make it happen.

[i-like-bagel]

no bc imagine Omori wasn’t an RPG and our character rlly had to intrude into Sunny’s white space and we just poked everything while Omori stared at us awkwardly. what if we just stalked Sunny the whole time, and we had to figure out what happened and piece it together like solving a mystery. do I think it’d be better or even good? no. but I find it funny to think about

[crowsnest-reblogs]

holy shit I think I’m losing it (/pos I swear)

What if I make a fake twst event,, but like,,, Wreck it Ralph themed,, racecars,, vroom vroom,,,

Like I take rlly serious characters and force them to bond with a twisted ver. of fucking Venellope. It’d be so funny,, plus racing that’s a very important part very big candy themed racing

And then there could be king candy as the main villain,, someway somehow idk but I’m shoving him in there.

And like I could probably add in the lil parasite guys as like a B plot maybe?? Just make everything a wee bit worse on purpose??

Idk but I for sure wanna add riddle (bc it’d be super funny trying to teach his ass how to drive) and Epel (bc my man needs his blastcycle). Everyone else can come in later but at least want those two <3

[crazylittlejester]

hiiii i have a sksw zelink hc where they’re t4t right where they swapped names after transitioning (so like link is transmasc zelda/zelda is transfem link) and i was thinking ab how this would work if like put it into lu (for this im just gonna refer to them as link and zelda bc switching the names sky and sun is too confusing for my head)

anyway i think it’d b funny if they took link with them and just finding out like halfway through or smth that they did in fact not take the hero and actually she’s back at skyloft/the surface like idk how that would rlly change the plot l I just think the idea is funny 😭😭

or like they find out link is trans and they’re just like “alr thumbs up” bc I also hc some of the chain as trans so it’s not an issue but they don’t know that link is actually the incarnation of the goddess so when they find out they’re just like 🤯🤯

THATS SO FUNNY, i’m just imagining them all like “yeah we got LINK” and then this dude is just casually Hylia and he can’t tell them this because at first he doesn’t trust them but then once he does like… how does he even get into that where does he start 😭

[zyk1ng]

random thought: sinners switching weapons with each other for ONE mission

I think it’d be rlly funny but ryoshu and Gregor would probably refuse bc A: ryoshu prob doesn’t like other people touching her shit and b: Gregor physically cannot give his weapon to another person

Personal highlights

I think if Don had meursaults gauntlets she’d become insanely feral and genuinely terrifying. Like she’d experience the feeling of breaking someone’s skull with her fists and turn into a monster

in contrast! I think meursault would not like switching with ANYONE purely bc it’s (probably) out of his skill set and he also has to like…. Think about the advantages/disadvantages of the weapon he’s using (too many variables) but dante tells him to anyway out of curiosity

Outis swaps with like…. Idk Rodya and gets rlly concerned when she starts spamming the gun feature on her sword

Ishmael and Heathcliff swap and Ishmael feels naked without her shield and Heathcliff feels less powerful with the dinky mace (comparatively)

Sinclair and yi sang swap and Sinclair drops the knife at least 6 times in one fight and yi sang just falls over every time he swings the halberd

Hong lu would probably do just fine with most peoples weapons (and same with faust) but I think they’d make a rlly rude/offensive comment on whatever they’re wielding that upsets the original sinner LOL

I.E. “wow Heathcliff! How do you fight with this? It feels like it’s about to break”

[idiot-mushroom]

I would love the Casey lore but I also don't want spoilers, so I'm going to ask a bunch of stuff again!

What are Casey, April, Irma, and Sunita's fashion sense like? Music taste? Favorite food? Favorite type of books/shows/movies? Least favorite food texture? Any specific neirodivergency or mental illnesses? What are they most insecure about? Do they all fight along side the turtles or aid them with their adventures?

Please tell me everything you can about Keno!!!

Do any of the humans get mutated at any point? Why does Donnie create retro mutagen?

Is spike mutant or yokai? Will he eventually be an ally to the turtles? Do have a design for him? Do they acquire other allies? Do you have any character designs we can have a sneak peek too?

Is Bishop and his hole thing in this au? Are the triceraton? Will there be professor Honeycutt/Fugitoid?

Do the O'Neil's have any other foster kids? Do they have an apartment or a house? What the layout of their place like? Which half of them makes April 1/4 Kraang?

In the new lair layout there isn't Splinters room, does he not live with them anymore? Or is it a more separate room?

I swear everytime I do this I feel like a crazy reporter or paparazzi running up to you just asking frantic questions I'm so sorry. Also sorry if these are repeated questions.

Sunita:

has autism swag

kidcore fashion sense (bright colors, chunky jewelry, ect)

they’re mostly insecure abt how she seems to not be able to fit in with human kids as well as with people in the hidden city

she likes hard rock (which contrasts with her personality and everything abt her (i think it’d be funny))

she doesn’t like the texture of celery bc of the fiver strands that make it hard to eat (for her)

she likes learning abt plants :))

her favorite food is mango pudding

she only aids them later on as ‘the man in the chair’

Casey:

he has add swag

the grunge fashion is strong with this one

he likes indie rock and rap

he’s insecure abt his past with his dad and mom, and the fact he doesn’t know much abt his own heritage from his father’s side.

he likes the percy jackson books

he does aid them in adventures as back up and muscle

April:

her brain is on default setting

casual fashion for a casual girl

she likes anything under ‘sad girl starter pack’

she rlly enjoys marvel and star wars

she aids them in adventures as a second opinion and back up

she’s rlly insecure abt her parents not paying attention to her as much with so many other kids in the household

Keno:

country bumpkin 2 da max

half Italian, half Korean

likes making pizza and pasta all day

oldest out of the entire group (in his early 20’s)

has a farm (passed down from his family)

neighbors with Casey’s old house (a mile down from the old jones’s house is keno’s house/farm)

they meet keno during the farmhouse arc

he is very friendly and acts as an older brother

I don’t think that any of them get mutated in the series but j might change my mind idk

Spike (Slash) is my au is a leatherback sea turtle that gets mutated!! She doesn’t ally them, but isn’t a bad guy either, she’s more of a morally grey vigilant.

i have no new official designs rn but after this latest arc i’ll defo post Slash’s design

Bishop will be in this au (still trying to find out his character tho) and yes mr honeycutt is in this au but he’s a robot assistant to irma 👍

these are the rest of the o’neil’s foster kids!! they live in a nice, two story house in the city.

april gets her 1/4 krang from her dad’s side (ik girls going through it)

splinter does live with them in the new lair, he’s just dubs his room as ‘the meditation room’ bc he’s an extra bitch like dat

thank you for the asks btw, don’t feel bad or worry abt it, i’m happy to talk abt my au!!

[snevecel]

respectfully i think tommy should be far away from scenario smp

NOOOOOO 💔💔💔 (i agree. his scenario with sean was rlly funny though. but. still.) it’d be funny 😞😞😞💔💔 biased bc he’s my spinterest but still

[mute-call]

discussing movie verse ghost steven in dms rn & im . very intrigued if there’s any way afton influences him. the canon drawing seems very much just a Kid thing, but at the same time idk why steven wouldnt just beat the crap out of him if he was in his Freddy corpse Thing & William just showed up like “lol hi :)” LMFAO.

obvious answer is that Steven isn’t possessing his body & can’t affect the physical realm which is one interest avenue… every time William comes to visit William’s like “why does it feel like I’m getting the Death Glare when all the kids adore me? 🤔”

secondary to that though I rlly Want there to be a way for Steven’s ghost to be Under The Influence. I think that would help set this verse apart from game ghost stuff & would give some interesting options. I wonder too if William Knows Steven’s there.

for that I think maybe I’d add smthin + alter stuff where it’s not just like. drawings affect kids, but [something] affects ghosts. So the kids aren’t manipulated bc they’re kids, but bc they’re ghosts & it’s rlly difficult to keep your wits about you when you died like that.

so maybe it’s still the drawing, and maybe Steven’s a little more Sus of it than the kids are, but he’s confused & doesn’t fully understand and is like “I don’t rlly know what happened & I can’t remember anything but uhhhh all the kids seem to like William? So I guess he’s alright?”

alternatively I think it’d be funny asf if William was like “hey Steven I know you’re dead but you still work for me. Act like it” & Steven’s like “huh… makes sense to me! 👍” LMFAO. LOYAL FREDDYS EMPLOYEE FOREVER N EVER 💞😌