#bc hes def NOT about dirty talk and degradation

[honeykngdom]

not me ignoring part 3 of the iruka x sarutobi series and jumping straight to fleshing out part 4 which includes hella angst and hella smut.

[astrologydayz]

ASTRO SEXOLOGY NOTES🔞 - NATAL CHART4

VENUS CONJUNCT/TRINE/QUINTILE MARS in a MAN'S CHART shows us a man who's passionate AF in bed. When he fucks somebody = he fucks with his whole entire being. They're masters at knowing what people need, &want sexually = they see through people's desires, &turn ons, & turns themselves into that. That's also why people usually end up coming back 2 these men - they don't need a manual from u2 know how to play with your body in the right way. These men are confident, charismatic, beautiful, & they never fail at getting what they want. They usually don't need2 work very hard anyway, as they're already noticed, &checked out by everyone, everywhere they go. They can make sweet sweet love2u, but also fuck u with a passion, like it's their last mf day on earth. Amazing at switching between the2. They're romantic, sensual, loving &hardworkers in bed! But they can also be rough, wild, &passionate! They'll satisfy your needs4sure.

VENUS SQUARE/QUINCUNX MARS IN A MAN'S CHART can show us a man who's 2 "passionate" for his own good. "fuckboy/player energy". Issues with always being this "2cool for feelings" bro - he's outta there when it gets 2serious. U can chase him, but won't be able 2 catch him 9/10times. He got mad game tho, won't ever have a problem with getting somebody in2 bed. He loves the flirting game beforehand, &he loves the chase. "He wants what he can't have". He can be kind of "aggressive" in bed, & this man def knows how to fuck, but it will be all about getting him off a lot - "my needs are more important than yours, boo". He can also be into degrading kinks - like spitting, choking, slapping, name calling etc. Not2 make him sound like a dick tho, cuz if he already told u what the deal was beforehand = can't complain afterwards, can u now?

MARS CONJUNCT/TRINE/QUINTILE JUPITER can show us a person living&breathing for sexual pleasures. Like they can be so fascinated/interested in sexual pleasures that it can become almost like a religion2them. They want 2 know EVERYTHING, always learning, &always improving. They study, &"explore" people, figuring out how 2make them cum easily/what "triggers" them - like, what works, and what clearly doesn't. They have an easy time, when it comes2 their "studies" with these aspects = A+. They got a sexy ass confidence, and amazing knowledge, which is unmatched, &they're proud, but still humble in their approach, which many people can find REALLY fucking attractive.

MARS SQUARE/QUINCUNX JUPITER can show us a person being 2 obsessed with self gratification/or 2obsessed with sex/sexual things in general. They can have EXCESSIVE sex at times - unmatched stamina4sure, but their "moral code" can sometimes end up becoming "blurred"/not thinking about the "consequences" - they end up letting themselves down/they end up regretting who they've had sex with/or ends up regretting to have even done something in the 1st place. Can also be 2 over confident, &2 impulsive in their approach - some people can think that they have a "god complex".

LUST IN GEMINI 🧡 = can get turned on bc of the way someone articulates themselves/someone's mindset, by voices - accents/language/s, hands/fingers. Can be REALLY in2 oral/handjobs/fingering/toys where hands are involved/dirty talk. They LOVE it when someone tells them exactly what they need&want sexually - They need that communication. They also get wildly turned on when someone outsmarts them - streetsmart/booksmart, doesn't matter, as long as their intellect is challenged, &u got banter = you're in4a win. LUST IN CANCER 💙 = turned on by emotionally driven people/turned on by people who's in their emotions/turned on when someone NEEDS them, turned on by breasts/chests/stomachs. They usually also love gentle touches/gentle caresses in their most sensitive zones. They like intense, emotional & close sex - also, the kind where it's prolonged 4as long as possible. They want2 get as close as they can, they can't get close enough really. They want2 make love, not fuck. At least most of the time. LUST IN SCORPIO 💜 = turned on by dominance, power, submissiveness, loyalty, soul-felt intimacy, secrets/secret fantasies, by taboo stuff,"bad girls/bad boys"/by people who's had it hard in life, &by shadow sides. They want2 merge with one person, &one person only TYPICALLY, so they're usually wildly attracted to monogamy. They want soul blowing sex - the kind where they think about it 24/7 afterwards, &can't think about anything else - they want2 remember touches, moans/sounds, & the intense feelings they experienced. They can definitely be into bdsm, but only with the right ones. Rebirths/transformations are prominent here.

LUST ASTEROID - 4386

MARS/8TH HOUSE IN CAPRICORN IN A WOMAN'S CHART typically finds older people way more sexually attractive, than people at her own age. "Daddy issues" can show up here. She wants2 learn, &advance herself - but still needs the feeling of being "taken care of" at the same time. She's sexually attracted 2 people who knows themselves, & knows wtf they want2 do in life. She finds bluntness, stability&matureness sexy as hell. She does not play games - Immaturity is something she gets turned off by❌. Can 100% be into bdsm/or rougher sex. Chains/handcuffs⛓️ - bondage, candle dripping, choking - endurance, etc. Edging can be a biiiig thing here. Sexually attracted2 people who's taller than her&typically slender/2people that got piercings/tattoos, amazing bone structure/2people who's experienced sexually - or just in life, like work, or just in general. Or at least, more experienced than her.

MARS/8TH HOUSE IN AQUARIUS IN A MAN'S CHART shows us a man who's sexually attracted2 people who's very/or completely different than him - looks wise/or personality wise. Sexually attracted2 people who stands out/looks different/2people he can see/meet online, 2people who's "nerdy" in their own way, eccentric&experimental people, people who's original - and not fake. Fake people turns him off asap . Can also be sexually attracted2 people who his family would never approve of - kind of like a "rebellion" thing. He likes unexpected/spontaneous&freaky sex. He's usually into trying everything - as he is an experimentalist & a student of physical science = won't hold back until he's tried everything - he wants2 know it all. "Film maker" in the making baby🎞️🎥📱. He can have a thing for sleeping with friends/or wanting 2. Can def also be into "the more, the merrier" in the bedroom, not always ofc, but I've seen it a lot, so I'm def mentioning it.

VENUS/EROS IN ARIES/AT 1, 13, 25° = ARIES DEGREE ❤️ points 2 someone wanting a lover that's fiery, passionate & brave. They want2 be swept off their feet, &they want someone who's not afraid2 go up 2 them, &just start some flirty/sexy banter. They find confident, honest, &brave people sexy😍. They need someone who's not about games, as they don't play games themselves = if they want something, they take it. They can be impulsive, &quick on it, but when a decision is made = nobody can change their minds, besides themselves. They're sexy, fearless, &direct. They can be into rougher touches, marks being left behind👋, hair pulling, fast but passionate, & rough sex. "sex on an impulse".

VENUS/EROS IN TAURUS/AT 2, 14, 26° = TAURUS DEGREE 💚 points2 someone being sexually attracted2 beautiful/seductive, sensual, gentle, but dedicated people. They can be quite picky when it comes2 choosing a lover, & they won't just pick "John"/or "Karen", just bc he, or she is the last one standing. They won't settle for less than they deserve - at least not in the long run. REALLY into kisses up, & down their neck&body/also around ears! &get that tongue involved2, they'll worship u, &Remember u4life🫦👅💋. They're extremely sensitive in these places, & usually can't hold back on how much their body ends up being affected - like goosebumps arising, them shaking, moans etc.

VENUS/EROS IN SAGITTARIUS/AT AT 9, 21° = SAGITTARIUS DEGREE ❤️ points2 someone wanting a spontaneous, adventure seeking, & "free"/"free spirited" lover. They need someone who's not about putting them in a cage, but all about experiencing life's pleasures - as they themselves are very free, & not about putting up "strict boundaries". They're sexually attracted2 easy going/but curious, "well informed" & nonjudgemental people. Can definitely also be sexually attracted2 people from different cultures - or 2people from foreign countries, & 2people who's not "confined". They wanna be challenged, &they wanna learn from/&with their lover, &get their mind expanded. Can be into sex out in the open/into being stimulated in public, & can be really into trying new, & spontaneous things when it comes to sex - they wanna spice things up often, as a routine can become2 boring for them.

DICK ASTEROID - 17458 ASPECTING WEBB ASTEROID - 3041 IN A MAN'S CHART = can show us that his dick can be found online somewhere📱📸/or it has been online4u2 find. Can ofc, also just mean that he's been a fan of sending dick pics/videos, or is a fan of sending dick pics/videos.

KLETT ASTEROID - 2199 ASPECTING WEBB ASTEROID - 3041 IN A WOMAN'S CHART = same as above, she's just not sending dick pics tho😂. U know the deal babe.

CUMMING ASTEROID - 14348 CONJUNCT 9TH/OR 12th HOUSE/HOUSE RULERS shows us a person having sex with people/strangers on vacations/"vacation flings"/or when they're staying abroad. OR someone being really sexually attracted2 people from different cultures/foreign countries, ofc.

IF A MAN got his CUMMING ASTEROID - 14348 IN LEO = expect it everywhere, really everywhere. He's big on showing off, &big on making it rain ☔️ .

HAPPY NEW YEAR, &THANKS4READING!!!

Appreciate you, always!!!💘

[redr0sewrites]

s. sub vox headcanons please…. i need that tv man so bad its not even FUNNY

YESSSS MY INBOX HAS BEEN LITERALLY FLOODED W SUB VOX EVER SINCE I MADE THAT POST HAHA

🥀Cw: smut, dom!reader, marking, overstimulation, praise, degradation

🥀 Pt 2 Sounding Hcs Here

🥀minors dni

this man is a SPOILED switch

vox genuinely thinks hes a dom until he meets you, he's used to being dominant and has probably never tried being a sub

his ego gets in the way a little at first, he thinks it's embarrassing

however, once you begin to ease him into it, he's no longer embarrassed about the fact that hes subbing... hes embarrassed about how much he enjoys it

vox is so bratty, especially in the beginning

he has to trust you a lot to truly submit, and that takes time

he'll be very demanding, he'll try to touch himself without permission, he'll boss you around, he'll directly disobey commands, all in the effort of pissing you off

little does he know that you aren't giving up

PUNISH HIM. vox has a huge humiliation kink, fuck him in front of a mirror or in his monitor room where he can see himself from all anges, its so embarrassing to him and he'll probably short circuit

better yet, video tape it (w consent ofc) and play it for him later to fluster him

vox loves it when you talk dirty, hes def the type to have a voice kink

vox is also the type to be incredibly sensitive imo, and he gets overstimulated veryyyy easily bc of that

the easiest way for to you break down his bratty, bossy layer is to overstimulate him until he's sobbing

he has to really trust you tho

as much as vox likes your degradation, he LOVES youre praise

this man is constantly under stress, and is always hungry for control, so having someone else take it away from him can be very relieving for him

tell him how good he's doing, how good he's making you feel, and his mind goes all fuzzy <3

honestly once you slip into praise vox is practically GONE, he slips into subspace so easily when it comes to the overstimulating pleasure you're providing and combined with the praising? he's done for

vox always wants his hands on you, but he's so touchy and forgets how sharp his nails are, so you often have to restrain him

he likes seeing you covered in scratches tho, and also secretly likes it when you leave hickeys or scratches on his skin. ESPECIALLY when they're visible- it ties in with the humiliation kink ig, but if anyone ever noticed or pointed it out he'd prob cause a blackout with how flustered he'd get

speaking of getting flustered, vox glitches and whimpers when he moans, and his screen will often flush or grow static-y

the lights and electronics often flicker or go out when he cums, and he often cums so hard he glitches out and cuts the wifi (much to val and vels annoyance)

vox likes receiving more than giving, and LOVES blow jobs- it can be a little hard for him to give oral (lmao) but he loves bjs so so so much

theres something so pleasurable about just laying back and doing nothing but whimper and claw at the sheets as you suck him dry, and he cries from pleasure every time

VOX LOVES IT WHEN U SUCK HIM OFF WHILE HES WORKING, BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY GETS ANY WORK DONE AND SPENDS THE WHOLE TIME SHAKING AND TRYING NOT TO THRUST INTO YOURE MOUTH

vox is also def a squirmer, like he'll shudder and whine over the gentlest touches. y'all also have to change the bedding like eveytime you have sex cuz he literally CLAWS at the sheets and moves around a LOT

simple solution? shibari

he loves/hates being tied up because its soooo humiliating and it gives you complete control

speaking of control, he finds it really hot when you're pissed or acting dominant outside of the bedroom

sometimes (alot of times) he'll try to intentionally piss you off just so you'll fuck him senseless

at the end of long work days, he either wants to be gently praised and taken care of while you both make love or fucked absolutely senseless until he can't even remember why he was upset and can only helplessly babble and whine

vox goes incoherent super easily and it only embarrasses him more that he can't get words out

he def owns a lot (and i mean a LOT) of sex toys and likes it when u use them on him

some nights he just wants to lay back while you try them all out on him

HES INTO SOUNDING AND YES I WILL ELABORATE IF ASKED <333

just the thought of u filling every one of his holes and overstimulating him from every angle makes him horny

he def will want you to use a remote control vibrator during meetings, he gets off on the humiliation

however with all of his baggage w valentino and shit, he def likes being treated sweetly too

some days he needs to get out of his head and be forced into submission and put into place, but others he needs to be pampered and praised and treated like glass

vox is much more emotional on these days and is a lot more clingy during these softer sessions

talk him through his orgasm, he'll probably start crying and let out the prettiest whimpers- he just cant help it, you make him feel so good :(

overall, he can be both super bratty and super submissive at the same time and is one kinky mf

humiliation is absolutely his biggest kink, followed in no particular order by bondage, a voice kink, praise, marking/claiming, DRY HUMPING (again i will absolutely elaborate if asked... hehe), and being put in his place

YALLLLLL IK THIS IS SO SHORT BUT I HAVE LIKE 6 OTHER SUB VOX REQS IN MY INBOX RN WHERE I WILL DEF BE GOING INTO MORE DETAILED SCENARIOS HEHE I LOVE HIMMMMM!!! I'LL PROB DO MORE IN DEPTH LIKE GENERAL HCS FOR HIM SOON WITH HIS DOM SIDE AS WELL CUZ THIS MANS THE WORLDS BIGGEST SWITCH- ANYWAYS HOPE U ENJOYEDDDD FEEL FREE TO SEND IN MORE REQS >:D

UPDATE: ELABORATION (basically pt 2 w sounding hcs) HERE

[papurgaatika]

Papaya’s Official Pedro Character Dick List

This started as me trying to just list them in biggest to smallest dick order, but i got carried away so now it’s that but with a few fleeting (horny) thoughts. Enjoy whores. Xoxo

1. Joel

Horse cock, duh

"Just the tip baby" is a line he’s ALWAYS using

Y’know that line about how he never actually went to university to study? That’s bc he was def fucking college girls and lord was he the talk of the town

If you could sneak Joel “big dick” Miller into your sorority house you were a legend.

Yes this might just be me being self gratuitous

2. Frankie Morales

Big and thick

Shy about it but too focused on pussy to care

Can get off just from eating you out, is extremely proud of that because it means he can just stay between your legs for however long he wants

3. Marcus Acacius

Roman army general who comes back aching after months of war

Will fuck you until you’re dizzy bc you can practically feel him in your stomach

Breeding kink galore, wants to see you round with his kids over and over

4. Javier Peña

He cant be that full of himself without having a pretty dick

And he is so pretty, maybe not that thick but he is big regardless

Loves to press against the top of your pelvis to make you feel him a little more if he shifts his hips up

5. Dave York

Look at him. I know you’ve seen his bulge dont lie to me you heathen.

Will trace a knife over your skin while he’s pushing into you to keep you still

Wears a cock ring to keep himself from cumming until you’re absolutely begging for it

6. Oberyn Martell

Royal cock. That’s all i have to say

Look. he is canonically a slut, there has to be good dick

Not a vers, but will switch occasionally if he’s feeling like he wants change.

Jerks off while you watch just to tease you

7. Pero Tovar

There’s something about these dirty sword-wielding men that screams BDE

Have i seen this movie? No. do i know that he’s jerking himself off and not bothering to be quiet about it even when he’s out on missions? Yeah. yeah i do.

He’ll bite and mark you, but will kiss them better afterwards

8. Din Djarin

Above average, but not too big, and he likes it like that

Def a grower, which makes it irritating when you tease him while he’s in the armor

Hates having to adjust while he’s on missions but you make it impossible

Missionary STANNNN, loves to have his forehead pressed against yours

9. Javi Gutierrez

Pleasure dom 100%

Just average length and girth, but he KNOWS how to use it, and use it well

Will slide just the tip in and make you cockwarm him laying like that until he makes you cum at least twice

10. Jack “whiskey” Daniels

This fucking asshole (i love him)

Ties you up with his lasso

Just smaller than average, but claims he’d get too distracted otherwise

Magic fingers. 100% and he knows it too.

11. Ezra

FREAK. He might be the freakiest one here if i speak honestly.

Doesn’t care that he doesn’t have a huge dick, says he can make you feel better than anyone with a massive shlong can (my words, not his, he’s too eloquent)

Into fisting and coos at you about how he can split you open on his hand and you’ll still ask for more

12. Silva

Bottom!

Not that he needs a small dick to be a bottom, but he just prefers it

Likes to grind against the sheets to get stimulation while he’s face down

13. Marcus pike

Cutie pie with a cute dick

I dont remember who it was but someone on here wrote soft!dom marcus so well and it makes me crazy

Overstimulates you while you ride him

14. Max Phillips

This is to knock this asshole down a notch

Endless stamina (vampire) so it doesn’t really matter

Super into slipping a finger inside while he’s fucking you

Also will make you eat his ass

15. Dieter Bravo

He has a small dick and dare i speak my truth when i say it’s hot???

He loves it, he doesnt need to be huge to feel good.

This man is a vers and a switch. Power bottoming for DAYS or being a bratty top. He has the best of everything.

Degradation kink GALORE!! If you call his dick small condescendingly he might cum immediately

[feitanzi]

Top , Bottom , or Switch? Rough, Soft , or Switchy?

w the jjk men

Warnings: Mature content (mdni), dirty talk, name calling (baby , whore , slut , cocksleeve) degradation, praise , squirting, mentions of edging , overstimulation lmk if i missed something (which i most likely did) not proof read so if u see a mistake feel free to point it out in a respectful way.

smut under the cut U HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

Ryōmen Sukuna: Rough dom for sure. He has never been the type to come off as weak or submissive so trust and believe that does not change even in bed. Sukuna fucks you into the bed. single. time. No matter how many times you’ve cum he’s not stopping until he is content with your performance.

“Come on girl, one more” Sukuna coos down at you as he relentlessly pounds you into oblivion. “Y-you said that and hour agooo..” you whine as tears prick your eyes. a loud SLAP echos through Sukuna’s chambers. “Shut it. You’re a concubine and you should act as such whore. do you understand me?” He says coldly as he pulls you up by your hair. you whimper and nod lazily. “Good , now take my dick like the tight little cocksleeve you are”.

Satoru Gojo: He’s a switch in both departments. he can be the dommiest dom or the subbiest sub. personally i have a thing for subby satoru…🤭Honestly with him its either:

“Right there baby? ohhhhh fuckkkkk. You cumming? Yea me too, cum with me baby” OR “F-fuck right there baby please! oh shit i’m gonna cumm please don’t stop this time i’ve be so good for you p-please!

BUT WHEN HE GETS THE CHANCE TO GET HIS GET BACK? you’re finished “Well well well how the tables have turned” Satoru chuckled as he pushes his 3 fingers knuckles deep in to doing the “come hither” movement. you can’t even look at him as you whimper and beg for mercy. your cumming in minutes in ways you didn’t even know were possible. “shit baby i didn’t know you could squirt” Gojo grins widely. “do it again” he commands as he resumes his relentless assault despite your sensitivity. let’s just say ur in for a long ride…

Toji Fushiguro: Def a rough dom. Much like Sukuna he treats you like a ragdoll in bed. Legs not working? he’ll manhandle em for ya. We all know Toji is a really big guy so if we makin him proportional he definitely has the cock to match and boy is he cocky about it. Through the entire time yall are having sex he is teasing you non stop for your whimpers and little whines.

“f-fuck t…oji slow down it’s too much!” you babble. “Awww poor baby. Daddy’s cock to much for you to handle?” he grins down at you as he angles himself to penetrate you deeper. “fuckkkkk this sloppy little cunt is taking me so well. I wish you could see the look on your face” Toji grumbles as he watched his fat cock slide in and out of you. You subconsciously start sliding up on the bed because of how deep he was really hitting you. “nuh uh baby bring that ass back im not done with you”

Kento Nanami: (i don’t really like nanami all that much but i’ll write for him bc i love you. yes you the one reading this) He strikes me as like a soft dom or a service dom. No matter how pent up he is i feel like he always puts your bedroom needs before his

“Are you sure this is alright baby?” Nanami gently asks while looking into your eyes for any type of discomfort or dishonesty. “M fine kento just keep going” you whine. with that he starts to snap his hips in and out of you at a steady pace as he kisses up and down your neck and up to your lips whispering sweet nothings like “you’re doing so well baby.” and “you feel so good wrapped around me like this”

Choso Kamo: SUBBIEST SUB MALE OUT THERE. He cries , whines, whimpers th full package combo.

“f-fuck!!!!” Choso practically wails and you continue to fist his cock. “Baby pleaseeee, you said i could c-cum and hour ago..~” he whines with a pout on his lips. You kiss his neck gently causing him to let out another hushed whine. “Just keep being a good boy fme hm? you’ll get what you want soon sweet boy” you coo at him. You weren’t lying you’d let him cum soon (if you call 5 more denied orgasms soon)

hey yallllll , tryna get back into the swing of things w writing so lmk what u think my inbox is always open to yall 🥹

As always reblogs are appreciated!! Refrain from copying and or translating any works of mine without explicit permission

[brattyfork]

matt nsfw alphabet

*these are about sex! if that makes you uncomfy, don’t read it!*

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

-the whole nine yards, a bath, drink, snacks, cuddles, your fav tv show, literally anything that will make you more comfortable he’ll do + sex debrief! talk abt what you liked, what you didn’t, what went “wrong”, what was funny+naked cuddles ofc.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

-he loves your thighs, loves squeezing them, having them wrapped around his head, leaving hickies on them. also your stomach! he loves squishy.

he likes his hands, likes how big they are compared to yours, loves wearing rings bc he knows it drives you crazy.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

-loves cumming inside you (in a condom to avoid a mess lol) but also loves cumming on your tummy!!

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

-he’ll never admit it but he loves when you lick him, his neck, his stomach, literally anywhere. he also really likes amateur porn, so much so that you guys made your own so he can watch that instead.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

-not super experienced, only has one or two bodies but he’s always asked you how to do stuff or what he can do to make you feel better so he’s much better than he used to be.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

-sucker for missionary, wants to be able to kiss you and watch the faces you make. also loves when you ride him, watching you use his cock to get off.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

-he tries to be serious but sometimes things just aren’t going right and you gotta laugh abt it. make sure he knows you’re not laughing AT him tho, it’ll ruin the mood entirely.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

-usually just trims, doesnt wanna be bare but also doesn’t want it too long and def doesn’t want you getting pubes in your teeth lmao.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

-always telling you how much he loves you during, wants to make it as special as possible so you know you’re not just a quick fuck.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

-wants you to talk him through it over the phone, tell him how good he’s being and give him permission to cum eventually.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

-unpopular opinion! i think this man likes your feet!! not super into foot jobs he just thinks your feet are cute. loves being in control but will never turn down the opportunity to be dominated. +basic shit like praise and degradation, choking to an extent. also loves edging and overstimulating you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

-prefers to fuck in your bed so you have privacy, also likes the couch or car sometimes and very occasionally, wants to bend you over a table.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

-just being close to you can get him worked up. it drives him crazy when you wear shorts or a skirt that hug your thighs so perfectly.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

-up for mostly anything unless it’s obviously gross, but gets nervous with any kind of impact play because he does not want to hurt you. also doesn’t love the idea of anal, kinda grosses him out.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

-matt the munch! this man loves eating pussy and he’s phenomenal at it. he likes when you suck him off but he won’t ask. he wants you to want to do it if that makes sense.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

-completely depends on how he’s feeling. if he’s super worked up, you won’t be able to walk the next day but sometimes he loves soft slow morning sex. either way the pace is always perfect and exactly what you both need.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

-doesn’t love quickies, he wants to be able to take his time but sometimes if you haven’t fucked in a while and you have the opportunity for a quickie, he’ll take it

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

-up for trying (almost) anything once, he just gets nervous that he’ll hurt you or not do it right and embarrass himself.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

-i think on a good night he could go 2-3 rounds but most of the time only 1, maybe 2. he doesn’t finish super fast unless it’s been awhile but he probably won’t last more than 20 min of straight fucking.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

-doesn’t love toys, doesn’t have any for himself, not a fan of using dildos on you, he’d rather just fuck you. does like vibrators tho, and shit like handcuffs or restraints, perfect for overstimulation.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

-he tries to tease but it never lasts long. he can’t deny you when you make your pretty noises or beg him. also can’t resist you so it’s hard to tease lol.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

-usually grunting and groaning all up in your ear. sometimes a whine or a whimper comes through and he gets all embarrassed, which is super hot.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

-loves when you ask him what bra/panties you should wear (his fav is a sparkly dark blue set)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

-we’ve all seen his sleeper build. he’s not super muscular but he’s also not a twig, he’s strong and can throw you around. his dick isn’t super long, which doesn’t matter bc he knows how to use it, it’s proportional in length and width. his dick is as pretty as a cock can be. you KNOW this man has a cute butt and i imagine him having little lower back dimples🥺

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

-he’s not a complete horn dog, he can turn it off and just have sweet romantic moments with no thought of sex, but he also finds you irresistible so it’s hard. he doesn’t want you to think he’s a horny man that can’t control himself.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

-he gets pretty sleepy after!! once he gets you all settled and makes sure your comfortable, he’s out like a light.

a/n: hi this was so fun, i’m also working on one for chris and i have a sfw template for both of them as well :) i promise i will post more soon lol, i been busy <3

[nachofuck3r]

Perv!Adam Faulkner Stanheight headcanons (18+) (gn!reader)

a/n: Bc I am surprised that there isn’t any already?!? Bro is giving hardcore perv energy no offense

Warnings: perv!Adam/ technically perv!Scott Tibbs, sub! Adam, you degrading him a bit but then also praising him sooooo, blowjob, rimjob plus anal fingering (u receiving)and dub con kissing (since it’s not verbally established!! Listen to ur partners irl!!!)

He definitely owns a fleshlight bc he’s socially awkward enough to not get any.

Def talks dirty to it in some capacity and is weirdly casual about it just being out and about rather than hiding it all the time.

It’s not like there’s no one interested in him but he’s basically a nerd, obsessed with you.

the only way to scratch his itch sexually is to rub one out thinking about you

Has definitely considered a ton of times to steal your underwear when he’s over and you’re distracted in any capacity

He’s probably build up the courage to actually pull through and would do it when you’re showering

At home he’ll struggle to not sniff them, he’s constantly burying his face in the cotton especially where your sex has been and desperately pound his sopping wet fleshlight or hand.

Adam loves using copious amounts of lube so after messily pushing his cock in and out again it pours out from around his overstimulated twitchy dick. He likes to imagine he’s giving you a creampie, while excessive amounts of his cum pour out of you abused hole.

If he’s out on a beach day with you and maybe Scott Tibbs, he’ll take a shit ton of pictures.

You think it’s sweet he wants to take so many pictures not even considering for a second Adam has an ulterior motive. Though Scott may be onto Adam with him taking pictures from your backside when you’re not looking.

Scott will probably blackmail Adam with this info into giving him some of the pictures. He’s too damn afraid to lose you as a friend.

Adam being a little sad meow meow will do so reluctantly. I guess you technically got two pervs on your hands here 🙄🙄

When Adam gets home and starts developing them he’s already hard as rock, from seeing you in your tight revealing swimwear either revealing the shape of your tits and mound or your hardened nipples from the cold water and the bulge in your pants.

You are completely oblivious in some of the photos and in some even smiling at him behind the camera.

Meanwhile this man over here is barely containing his hard on already thinking about going home and sticking his fat swollen cock deep into the tight crevice of his fleshlight. He can’t help but feel a little guilty.

Imagining it’s your hole, squeezing him dry. He’s such a wet cat around you basically. Adam would try to act suave and cool around you but even a side glance makes him melt on the spot.

If his first main emotion wasn’t horniness this man would just be constantly swooning over you rather than constantly hard for you.

What if? You find out about his little secret.

Adam is making you both lunch when you come over to his place and he asks you to get him a change of shirt after he spilled sauce all over his shirt.

Perhaps you spot your underwear while looking through his dresser, tucked underneath the dresser only an inch peaking out, thinking you must’ve forgotten it when you sleeping over. Only to pick it up and find it to be either still drenched or suspiciously stained.

Now it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out how they are wet and stained plus what they are stained with.

You’ve liked Adam for quite some time now and have always seen him in a very romantic light with a few lonesome nights when he’d be part of your dirty phantasies.

But it seems that Adam has involved you in all his dirty phantasies. The realization makes you flush, your cheeks growing hotter than a furnace.

After a few seconds of debating silence you hear footsteps growing eerily close.

“Do you need help finding the-“ he cuts himself off at the display in front of him.

Your still shocked state and the offending underwear in your hands. Now it’s Adam’s turn to grow red and stand there paralyzed.

“Have you been using my underwear as some kind of a cum rag?” You squeak out still in disbelief

The words make his eyes snap onto yours and his lips start forming words that won’t seem to come out.

Gulping hardly you sit down on his bed and let the underwear fall to the ground.

“Adam you’re fucking nasty” you press out, amusement lingering in your words

Still standing stiff in the doorway Adam keeps his eyes on you. Not trusting himself to choose the right words to apologize. He’s so afraid of losing you.

Noticing the state he’s in you pat the seat next to you.

“Hey come sit with me”

Your voice sounds like music to his ears, laced with kindness and concern. Concern he doesn’t feel like he deserves. It reminds him of all the times he’s mumbled nasty words towards a phantasy you, while stroking his overstimulated shaft up and down.

He plops down next to you taking a deep breath, then turns his upper body towards you.

“I am so-“

“Stop lying” you cut him off

“You’re sorry because you got caught, how long have you been rubbing one out to me?”

His mouth agape, he stares at you with big eyes. He sees the slight uptick in your lips. Gods he loves your lips he really wants them around his cock, straining in his pants right now.

“I- ugh well since.. for almost as long as I’ve known you”

“But I’ve never stolen any of your underwear before, this was like a few weeks-“

While trying to ramble on you grab his face, his cheeks being squished by your fingers.

“I like you too, Adam” you utter biting your bottom lip.

He sucks in a gasp of air, as his eyes flitting between your lips and your eyes.

“So you’re not mad?” His eyes study you as you eye the filthy underwear on the ground before you.

“Hmm, well I guess I should be.” You muster him up and down, no doubt spotting his erection painfully straining his pants.

“But im also really turned on right now” you whisper to him, watching his eyes turn the size of saucers and if he was a dog you’d bet his tail would be shaking right about now.

Bro is shellshocked this is not what he could’ve anticipated in his wildest dreams, technically he’s dreamt about you finding out and it ending in you both having a fuck session.

Now he’s definitely hard and throbbing, feeling precum create a wet patch where his eager tip is pressing against his boxers.

Not even asking for permission he surges forward in a burst of need, jamming his lips needily against yours. His tongue immediately invading your mouth - it seems he hasn’t kissed anyone in a while except maybe his fleshlight.

You chuckle at the thought letting your own tongue dance around his. Mumbling against his mouth - “Haven’t kissed anyone in a while huh?”

Effectively teasing him, he groans a little and pulls back. Grabbing the back of your neck, making you let out a gasp.

“You like holding this against me hmmm? But what about you.. you’re also into this. You like that I want you so bad” he clicks his tongue as all you can think is that he’s adorable for trying to be dominant.

Smiling back like the cat that ate the canary, his grip at the back of your neck faltering.

“You are adorable Adam. How about you lie down so I can help you with your little problem” you say cooing at him, really drawing out the little part.

He whimpers and his eyebrows furrow, in his prior phantasies he’s always taken the lead. He was the one being condescending towards you, but you have the upper hand. Your mere presence holds a spell over him. One he can’t break.

So that’s how you get to giving Adam the best sexual experience of his life. His swollen red cock deep down your throat as you swallow around him.

The feeling of your tightening throat gives Adam only a few seconds to really dwell on cloud nine until he sharply comes in a ruined orgasm down the gummy walls of your throat.

The sloppy mess you’ve made of both your face and his crotch only seem to make you and Adam hornier.

You gently pull your mouth of his softening cock and rest your head next to it on his thigh. You stare at the appendage still drenched in your saliva and cum and give it a few loving kisses down to the tip.

If it was possible for Adam to come again he would but all he manages to press out is tiny, airy “I love you”s as he watches you pepper his cock in tiny smooches.

“My turn” Adam says promptly making your head snap to his in a daze

What? He himself seemed to be out of it only seconds ago but something must’ve given him a boost of unspoken energy as he lifts you from your kneeling position on the floor onto his bed.

“You sure?” You ask slightly, still cockdrunk after the whole endeavor.

Adam nods very enthusiastically and asks for permission to undo your belt buckle.

Your head swims with the implication and you ask him to give you a minute. He complies and gets up.

A whine leaves your mouth but he reassures you to be right back.

Making good on his promise he returns not ten seconds later with a glass of water in his hand. You give him a little smile as you gratefully grab it and chuck it.

Feeling a little more clear you now feel ready to see what Adam’s got in store for you.

Leaning back on your back you shake your hips as if prompting him to take your pants off.

The display makes Adam shiver with need as he immediately makes good on his earlier statement.

In seconds you pants are on the floor and he is confrontated with the thing that led to all of this in the first place. Your underwear.

A slight smile breaks out across you face, your lips still wet from the glass of water and… other things.

“You gonna sniff this one too?” You ask teasingly and all Adam can do is stare at the wet spot in your underwear that indicates your own arousal.

Only giving you a short amount of time to feel cocky about this he shoves his face against your clothes sex. Licking it trough the cotton.

Letting out a gasp you curl your fingers into his hair and ride his face.

Soon you are on your back with your ass up, as Adam licks long strokes from your asshole to your sex.

It leaves you a whimpering mess as he presses occasionally wet kisses on your rim only to slightly tease you with his tongue.

“Fuck Adam your so good” you press out between broken moans

You can tell he’s smirking against your skin as he gives your thigh a slight squeeze. He looks down at your fucked out expression.

“What suddenly pervert Adam is sooo good for you baby hmm?” He mocks you slightly earning him a glare as you wiggle your hips in his grip.

Resulting in him giving ur rim another kiss, making you whine and cease the movement.

“How about we finally breach the last line of defense ?” He asks smiling like the goofball he is

Earning a moan from you as you tell him to just finally take you.

Lube on hand he squeezes a right amount on you tight hole and rubs his fingers into it.

Letting the finger now and then dip into the rim itself. Your sex throbs abandoned between your legs, leaking copious amounts of your own cum onto you chest and belly.

Adam finger fucks you with discrete precision as if knowing exactly where all the sweet spots are.

“You do this yourself a lot?” You press out between gasps which only earns you a chuckle from the man currently pounding his fingers in and out of your abused ass.

You don’t last much longer than Adam did earlier and have a dry orgasm as your own cum paints ur face and chest.

Both of you are left breathless for a while after just lying next to each other, Adam occasionally pressing tender kisses onto the back of your hand that you put into his own.

After a while both of you are reminded of why you meet up in the first place, as one of your stomachs rubbles slightly in the quiet room.

Adam huffs out a breath making a move to get up. Leaving you whining at the loss of him.

“Can’t we eat in bed?” You utter knowing the inevitable answer to come

“Usually I’d not mind as much but with the amount of sweat on there now ehhh we should probably eat on the couch”

“What if I blackmailed you?” You press out jokingly watching Adam go a little rigid

“What- with what”

“Adam? Have you been blackmailed lately?” You ask suspiciously of his shocked reaction

Only to find out.

“YOU GAVE SCOTT MY ASS PICS?!?”

[samioli]

sorry if this is a weird ask but what kinks do you personally think phoenix and edgeworth are into?

I really enjoy the stuff u make so I was just curious! Hope u enjoy the rest of ur day:))

me reading this ask:

its not weird at all anon, considering i write them fucking nasty all the time!! don't feel weird asking!!!

but MAN i almost have no clue where to start. I'm bound to forget some lmao

Let's start with the basics, shall we?

Phoenix's "tamer" kinks:

Praise kink. He DEFINITELY has one, and i could see him having one with any partner of his.

He likes being degraded as well, and mannnn if you hit the combo of like, praise AND degradation, that is SUCH a sweet spot for him. like, for example, "wonderful. such a lovely, beautiful slut for me." something like that.

when he's in the mood for it, loves miles being a bit rougher with him, like face fucking or just leaving marks and bruises on his skin.

LOVES when miles is possessive of him, he adoressss it

likes being tied up, not as much as miles tho i think

BREEDING KINK!!!!! this man wants to be BRED BY MILES EDGEWORTH!!!

i use this a lot in my fics but i def think phoenix is a big user of dirty talk. it definitely does it for miles but i think it helps him along too lmao

Miles's "tamer" kinks:

Praise kink as well, BUT. i think it would be SOOOOO funny if miles only really has it with phoenix??? like maybe he has a one night stand and they try to praise him and miles is like

he's like. you dont know me like that....

similarly to phoenix, also has a degradation kink, more like being objectified and being compared to an object tho.

ALSO similarly, loves that killer praise/objectification combo.

breeding kink up the wazoo. literally wants to have phoenix's kids, wants to be pregnant all the damn time. literally just wants to be pampered and fucked by him while he's stuffed. who said that.

i think he also likes being facefucked, maybe less so than phoenix?? or like, he has to be in the mood. he LOVES being manhandled tho, its a turn on for him. he loves seeing how just strong phoenix is

LOVES BEING TIED UP. he needs to be tied up and blindfolded to give himself a system reboot!!! he needs to forget who he is for a bit!!! its healing for him!!!

also likes being edged. he's a gooner, even. @sapphire-wine that was for you (but i agree with you, to be clear)

okay now im gonna get into the more??? kinky kinks??? don't take the separation too seriously, wasn't sure how to sort it, plus I'm p sure its very subjective. the kinks i think are "tamer" are prob someones like. particularly kinky kink.

Phoenix's spicer kinks:

pet play. doesn't matter if hes the pet or owner, he is INTO it. i think what role he plays depends on his mood.

teacher/student roleplay. i think he would LOVE being the delinquent student seducing a teacher. hed love to annoy edgeworth with that lmao

im gonna move on to edgeworth bc i def think he has more of the spicer kinks BUT i think for 99% of them, phoenix likes it too and is SO DOWN to play. so I'm just not gonna repeat myself lmao

Miles's Spicer Kinks:

pet play, mainly likes being the pet

tentacles!!!!!!

literally loves cum. wants to be covered and smothered. especially by phoenix

monsterfucker. he is a monsterfucker and often fantasizes about phoenix being a scary monster who captures him and is his prisoner.......oh no......what ever will he do to appease this beast....😳😳

hypno kink. literally get him OUT OF HIS HEAD!!!

oh i feel silly remembering this now but he def has an underwear kink. patty/boxer thief and sniffer miles edgeworth REAL

loves to fantasize about micro/macro. again, wants to be at scary giant phoenix's every whim....

i def think he's into CNC. to me he reads those bodice ripper novels LMAO

oviposition

literally this man just wants to be stuffed full

piss kink, probably. likes the humiliation of it

this would get me cancelled on twt but he has a daddy kink. sorry but its the truth

but whats even more true and even MORE present is his mommy kink. phoenix is his mommy and no i will NOT elaborate

somno for sure. i think with this and hypno play there would be discussed boundaries and rules, but yea

i cannot think of anything else and this is getting to be A LONGGGGGGGG post but also with miles i think like. okay this is me projecting 100000% but i hc him as demi but once he starts realizing he's sexually attracted to phoenix, the kinks come out of the floodgates. so i can see him just chilling with phoenix once they're together and like a random thought comes over him and he's like WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

anyways one time phoenix is laying down on the couch and he's barefoot and miles looks over and his immediate thought is "i need to suck his toes" and he's so taken aback he trips. i don't even think he has a huge foot fetish, i think phoenix just makes him Like That

anyways. DEFINITELY forgetting a bunch. it took me a while to write this, and I'm sorry for the wait in answering this! was having some health issues but thankfully i seem to be getting better.

i hope u enjoyed this very detailed list, lmao, and i hope i didnt scare u off. thank you for the question and have a great day!!!

[effy-writes]

Moxxie: ABC’s of Initimacy

poly!

Aftercare:

Same thing with Millie, he likes to be the big spoon. Kissing your skin and gently caress you. Asking if you're okay, if you like it, etc.

Body part:

Your thighs. Before he does anything sexual he always kisses your inner thighs and nibble on the before eating you out. He loves it when you squeeze his face with your thoughts while giving head.

Communication:

Bro is a talker. Like with Millie, he always talks you through it, asking the same questions, like if you want him to go slower, faster, rough, gentle, etc. Asking you if you wanna try something new.

Dirty secret:

Loves getting his hair pulled next to his horns. Goes crazy over it and it automatically turns him on/cums.

Experienced or virgin:

Def experienced, he only fucked Chaz and Millie before fucking you, but nonetheless he's very skilled and knows what to do.

Fav position:

He loves missionary. Bland, but he wants to look at your face. He also loves to be able to pin your arms above your head.

Goofy or serious:

Def serious, and like with Millie, he hates it when you try to make a joke. Sometimes he might laugh depending on if it's funny or not.

Hair (pubic hair):

He doesn't do anything to it. He hates shaving, (plus it makes him feel more manly if he doesn't shave) Drapes matches the carpet or however that saying goes

Intimacy:

Very romantic. Candles, music, likes to massage you with oil before having sex. He typically does this when it's a special occasion or if you're feeling stressed out.

Jack off:

He doesn't do it a lot. He only does it whenever he's not with you and Millie. Whenever he does, he loves watching the sex tape you three made.

Kinks:

He's more vanilla than you and Millie. Pegging isn't a kink but he's realllyyyyy into it. He is into more tamer stuff, like blindfolds and tying his hands up.

Locations:

The apartment 100%, specifically the bedroom. Sometimes quickies do happen on the couch, but that's it. He's not into doing it in public or in other spaces that's not the house. (unless he's really horny, like extremely where he can't wait)

Motivations:

Seeing you kill the target 100%, especially if you have blood on your face and body. You can also turn him on by rubbing your leg on his. (bc he's really into thighs)

No's:

Like with Millie, he only wants you to fuck him and/or her. He doesn't want to share you. Also degrading, he hates degrading.

Oral:

He prefers giving than receiving, but he's down if you want to give him some head. He prefers this because he loves making you feel good before giving him pleasure. In addition, THIGHS.

Pace:

It changes throughout the sex. First slow to tease, then speeds it up a bit. If he's on top, he loves it when you tell him specifically what to do.

Quickie:

He's up for it if he's really feeling horny. Like with Millie, he prefers it to be more romantical, but sometimes he just wants to fuck you as quick as possible.

Risk:

He's not that risky, but if you want to do something risky he's up for it as long as it doesn't make him uncomfortable (he's a bit of a experimentalist)

Stamina:

He was born to fight, so he has a high stamina. After the sex he would have to wait about an hour to go for another round.

Toy:

He loves them so much. Especially pegging. He would want you and Millie taking turns fucking him. He also loves using a vibrator on you while him and Millie fucks.

Unfair:

He teases only a little compared to Millie. He doesn't do it a lot because he knows that Millie is ruthless when it comes to teasing you, so he wants you to have a break.

Volume:

He's not that loud surprisingly. Only whenever he's getting pegged then he'll obviously make a louder noise.

Wild:

Not that wild compared to Millie. He hates being an "animal" in bed because of him always being called a possum.

Xray:

6 inches with some girth. Doesn't have any knobs on his dick, other than some ridges.

Yearning:

Normal amount of sex drive. But when you and/or Millie is ovulating his sex drive is a little bit more high.

Zzz:

If it's night fucking he would want to make sure you fall asleep first (mainly because he likes watching you sleep), as well as making sure Millie falls asleep too.

[imrllytootiredforthis]

hey cy!! its been a long time hasn't it 💀💀

im still drowning in my deadlines but thought to come here because!!!!txt comeback!! ur thoughts?!! im 😵😵

soobin has been wrecking me sm recently istg its not even funny anymore,,, he just looks so good?! not to mention his heavenly voice😫

could i pls request something w him + thigh riding and some praise mixed with degradation + maybe dacryphilia:((( i jus wanna tell him he did so well but at the same time see his flushed cheeks as he cries from al the pleasure 😭😭the blond hair makes me feel things

p.s. if u decide to take that request don't rush and if u don't it's completely okay😌

(ALSO CAN WE PLS TALK ABOUT THE GLITTER ON THEIR BODIES?!!! WHOEVER SUGGESTED THAT IS IN THEIR BIG BRAIN ERA CAUSE ITS JUST AMAZING)

-💘

so glad to see again!

THEY"RE DEF IN THEIR BIG BRAIN ERA, or horny era, we'll never know that glitter is driving me absolutely insane😫😫

i definitely will write that for soob, but for now you get hard thoughts,

he's finally free after working so hard for the comeback. working so hard that you've barely been able to see him at all, barely been able to speak to him or see his pretty face much less touched him at all

now he's so tired and so needy and so horny for you. obviously you've gotta show him how proud of him you are-give him a little reward for all that hard work...

just imagine teasing his body, so responsive and sensitive from not being touched for so, so long.

he can barely stand the way your fingers trace over his nipples, moaning and squirming and you're cooing how he could possibly get all worked up from just this, heart fluttering at how cute he looks all flushed and embarrassed, shyly asking for more

"but baby, are you sure you can take more? all i did was play with your pretty chest and look how close you are already~"

eventually after lots of begging and breathless whimpers and promises to not cum until you let him you allow him to hump your thigh

-clothes on of course-poor little bunny is too sensitive for skin against skin right now

and it's so cute bc this 6 foot 1 huge man is straddling your thigh, gripping onto your shoulders for dear life as you slowly guide his hips to rock against you

he can hardly stand it, how slow you're going and he pleas, whispers dumbly into your ear to go faster but you're there to remind him

"such a greedy thing aren't you? i'm being so nice already and all you want it more, huh bunny?"

all throughout it, call him cute and dirty and pretty and gross, remind him over and over of these things and he feels so small and so much, too much and then tears are flowing and once again you tell him how cute he is, how pretty he looks crying🥴

[lovesickonmybed]

back (after like literally 5 minutes) on my modern!dom!eddie bullshit because why wouldn’t i be when the concept is so hot

seconding you on the swirlies and body writing. i bet he loves having his subs take pictures of him in wedgies with his handle written on their ass, proving who put them into that position in the first place.

i have a feeling he’d really enjoy squeaky cleans?

also, in any video he posts there’s a shit ton of dirty talk because god knows the community needs more of that.

he def threatens you with spankings and worse wedgies when you step out of line and is possessive within reason. you joke about finding another dom and he has you on video call ten minutes later making you regret it and reminding you just why he’s the perfect fit. UGH I love him

fuck this is all so real, he definitely has them write his @ on their ass, if they do a frontal then he makes them write it on their chest. eddie definitely lovesssss squeaky cleans, like he loves how painful and degrading it is.

you’re so right abt the community needing more dirty talk vids bc why is it literally impossible to find any wedgie degrading audios, especially for women. like why is everything for men it’s so not fair. eddie would be supplying us with the dirty talk vids we need degrading girls for their granny panties and their humiliating wedgies.

i know damn well he’d have a new challenge every wedgie wednesday and the winner would get to wedgie him for once.

anytime someone would reply to your posts (bc he’d definitely make you post your humiliating tasks) he’d be on them so quick abt how you’re his. eddie would literally pull out every humiliating task and wedgie possible for punishments. i feel like he’d make you post an apology to him while you’re like getting vibed by him in an atomic wedgie and everytime you moan or have to restart it’s another minute added that you have to be in the wedgie.

he definitely also does those rt games where the likes, retweets, and replies determine how long you’d be in a wedgie and his followers would love torturing you

[theragethatisdesire]

For the NSFW alphabet! (sorry got carried away) :P

F= Favorite position

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

H= Hair (grooming habits)

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

OKAY MOCHI. i am so sorry i was going to do this last night when i got off but it was a rough one so here i am bright and early to talk about jean <33

nsfw headcanons for mullet daddy under the cut

F. Favorite position

weirdly enough this one was so hard. i think jean likes anything where he can see you- that doesn't necessarily mean missionary all the time, though. i think he loves when you ride him and has a huge mirror thing (if you couldn't tell by 'pretty girl' lol), like any position that lets him see how good you're feeling and watch how your jaw drops when he hits the right spot. jean also gets pretty rough, so it's a good way for him to check in on you subtly to see how you're feeling

G. Goofy

i feel like jean likes things to stay pretty serious in the bedroom? like, if you bonk your head on something and start giggling he'll laugh too, but jean is really about fully immersing you in what's he's doing to you because it's the best way to get you completely fucked out and crying for him esp with how rough he likes to be.

K. Kink

ok there are some obvious ones u guys have seen in my writing before like dacryphilia, degradation, breeding kink, etc. but i'd like to expand on some of his more...unique ones?? firstly, jean has a daddy kink. like he would never initiate it bc he's a little embarrassed, but if you slip up one time (*cough* pretty girl one shot) and he realizes you like it too??? oh he's all over it. also cockwarming. jean's favorite thing is to cum in you and stay there until he gets hard again, play with your hair and make sure you're alright, etc, and then he's going again, goes hand in hand with the breeding kink obvi. definitely has a size kink as well, that's where his little thing with loving to be able to see you comes in, he loves to see how his hand dwarfs yours, how your body stretches to fit him, how he can manhandle you. def a size kink.

H. Hair

jean likes to be clean-shaven i feel like, he definitely subscribes to that age-old myth that being shaven "makes it look bigger" LOL. like, he's not consistently shaving every time there's a little bit of hair, but he prefers it that way.

for you, i don't think he cares very much? if anything, i think he'd enjoy if you have a little bit of hair. jean strikes me as someone that's very into the idea of a "natural woman", thinks it's sexy when you look as woman as you can, and as any woman knows, body hair is just a part of that.

J. Jack off

weirdly enough, i don't think jean masturbates all that much, especially if he has you around. like, he'll masturbate in the shower, when he's really horny and alone, normal guy stuff. i also hc that jean deeply dislikes porn for some reason. like it's just so fake and he knows how women in porn are often treated and it ruined it for him a long time ago, so if he's jacking off, it's solely with your nudes or his memories/fantasies lol.

S. Stamina

ok jean can last. like not afraid to pull out and slip his fingers in to make you cum just so he can keep going longer and put himself off. he's also a fan of multiple rounds-- like i said earlier, cums inside you and keeps you pinned underneath him, holding you in his arms and being sweet to you for a few precious minutes until you see his eyes darken and feel him getting hard again inside you, and then it's time for round 2. i would say ideally jean wants to cum 2-3 times in one "session" lol so a few rounds, but again, he can hold out for hours. not a quickie guy by any means.

U. Unfair

jean is a huge dirty talker, you know it, i know it, we all know it. it's practically canon at this point. i think his favorite way to rile you up would be to lean down and whisper something in your ear in public, a promise of what he's going to do to you later, what he thinks of your outfit, etc. he's good at it too, to the point where he doesn't need to touch you to tease you, just use his words. absolutely the type to make you take your panties off at an event or at dinner and let him keep them in his pocket.

jean will absolutely punish you for it (unfair!), but he loves when you tease him, especially when you know he can't take you right then and there. a little lingering touch on his upper thigh under the table, bite his bottom lip when he kisses you goodbye for work, anything like that drives him insane and he'll think about it for the rest of the day, and trust me, you're in for it when you get home.

V. Volume

again, huge dirty talker and so good with his words. loves to force you to talk or answer him, or at least try to, especially when he has you so fucked out you can't think straight. asks you questions, what feels good, and we know this from experience, but loves to force you to tell him what you want even when your brain is so dizzy you don't even know what that is.

as far as sounds, jean's a grunter/groaner to me. like he isn't trying too hard not to be vocal, but everything sounds like it just sort of slipped out without him necessarily meaning to. think very deep, rumbling groans from in his chest, little grunting noises esp when you go down on him.

W. Wild card

jean's not a huge roleplay guy, but his favorite thing you ever tried together was the "strangers meeting up at a bar" scenario. he had you get all dolled up and go wait at a fancy bar near your home, and jean approached, acting like he was a total stranger, and picked you up for the night. he still isn't sure why, but it drove him crazy, and now he suggests doing it once a month lol

[nsfwjay]

oOOOOoh bOY i think about hyungline 5some on the daily basis i shit u not-

Yes, I agree that Sunghoon and Jay would be the more dominant ones while Jake n Heeseung would be more laid back and just there to have a good fuck! AND JAY BEING THE VOYEUR BF ENJOYING IT FROM A CORNER IN THE ROOM JACKING OFF TO THE SIGHT OF YOU BEING USED? smeggci. I swear. He won't hesitate to bark orders here and there, and maybe occasional degrading lines like "Look at you pup, what a view.. Like being filled with their cocks, huh?"

I also think about how Hee, like previously mentioned, would be more laid back and less serious but he wouldn't hesitate to get a lil bit stern w you if you decide to act out?? Like.. mayb a lil disrespect to him, n he'll be like "Now just bcs I don't show off like Jay and Hoon, doesn't mean I have less experience than them. If anything, I can probably fuck you better," since like,, he's older than them n all,, I dunno tho? They would probs just giggle at Hee's lil outburst and maybe that'll motivate him to fuck you even harder HNDJSNS

Also I think the way it would go is after Jay tells you about how his friends r gonna join in, and preps you for a bit, Jake would def go in first?? He'd be so flirty on purpose to get you blushy and rile Jay up.. Anyways, after Jake's done pounding you all the way to heaven, and making you see stars with the help of his skilled dirty talking skills, it'd probably be Heeseung's turn, and Hoon would join in after a while.. Jay's waiting ever-so-patiently and in amusement too :'D

After Hee's done, Hoon's still teasing you with overstim even though you're already sobbing and your face is wet (unknown if it was due to the drool or tears).. And Jay finally joins in??? And oh lord. They both would be such hard, sadistic mean doms.. Manhandling your already fucked out, fragile body... Degrading you but praising you at the same time?? "Such a good whore for us, hm? Took two cocks so well already.. you can handle ours too, can't you, pup?" *one of them chuckles* "Of course she can, what else to expect from a cockslut like her? Besides, we'll make her take it. She can and she will, right, princess?"

Anyways, enha hyung line brainrot. That's all for now, unless you'd like me to elaborate more 👍

p. s. I like to use sincerely as a fun signature thing BDNJSNSJSN

Sincerely,

- 🍷

omg if i think abt it lots of the stuff on my blog can be linked as one storyline..... imagine hyungline 5some after the Short Skirt Incident but instead of going the jealousy sex w jay <3 route jay proposes a 5some for your slutty holes to finally be fulfilled <3 when he asks if u want all 4 of them to fuck u you're not sure if he's just joking and will rip what u want away from u but he assures you he's not playing games and will gladly let his 3 friends use your holes

dude omg heeseung as a soft dom would be so. painful bro if he's disappointed/mad with you you will literally feel so guilty cuz he'll say things like "i thought you were a good girl, i was jealous of jay for having such a good little angel but turns out i was wrong, hm?" same w jake actually...... but jake is just more smug about it he is just so smug throughout the whole thing

depending on the situation i think it would be even generous for jay to give u any prep at all....... back to the bruises hc and honestly heeseung and jake would b perfect to prep u and lull u into a false sense of security, before sunghoon gets his turn and MAN he would fuck u up..... gently, condescendingly and psychologically before jay just fucks you up all over<3

if anyone is up for this idea..... what about double penetration... with two of the members (but not jay, he gets the final sloppy seconds (thirds....)) and you are just moaning so pornographically, losing yourself in pleasure riding two of his friends' cocks, jay almost cums himself before remembering that he still wants to fuck you, so he just stands up and participates actively for the first time this whole night, wrapping his hand around your throat and lifting your head up just the slightest, revelling in the way your eyes roll back in pleasure <3

[meltwonu]

84. “I’m gonna strangle you.”

            “Is that a promise?”

94. “Saddle up doll.”

notes; camboy!vernon, cam!couple, camshows, dom!vernon, a wee bit of possessive!vernon, brat!reader, choking, biting/marking, hair pulling, dirty talk, degradation, dumbification! 😏💕 Ehehe… Also I know, omg, there’s def some members that never rly strike me as a dom even tho I do write them as one HAHAH Vernon is def one of them too bc to me he’s so playful 😭💕 but it’s ok cuz we like to indulge ykwim 😈😈 And lbr, he’s so cute when he gets annoyed LOL kdjfkjdh Anyway, as always thank you so much for requesting! Enjoy! 

“You’re the one that started it!”

Vernon rolls his eyes at the way you stomp your foot in front of him; already far more than a little annoyed at your attitude. “What exactly did I start?”

Huffing, you round the bed, stopping right in front of him as you poke at his chest.

“Weren’t you the one that wanted to start this cam-couple channel? Why’re you getting so upset that I suggested we post extra content? Isn’t that what you suggested last time?”

He scoffs slightly, pushing your fingers away from his clothed chest.

Vernon didn’t think you’d actually want to and now, he was feeling slightly irked thinking about the way people would save those intimate pictures of you to their personal collections.

“And I changed my mind, okay? I’m allowed to do that.”

This time it’s you that rolls your eyes at him, turning and walking towards the bed as you sit down on the neatly made sheets.

“If you don’t want people saving pictures of us being intimate, just say so, Vernon. You’re being so stubborn for no reason~” You singsong - already knowing he was annoyed.

“Shut up, brat. I’m gettin’ really annoyed right now, doll.”

“Yeah? Make me then! I’m sure they’d allllll love to see you put me in my place.”

Vernon growls and takes his phone out; opening the camming app and setting up a quick title before he hits the ‘Go Live’ button and passes his phone to you.

“You’re gonna record the way I fuck you and maybe learn a lesson, got it?”

SLOW__BURN.ON HAS GONE LIVE

‘POV: You’re a brat being punished until I’m satisfied.’

“Well? Saddle up, doll. I don’t have all fuckin’ night.”

Vernon rests his back against the headboard as you shimmy up his thighs - phone tightly grasped in your hand when you lift your lower half up until you’re hovering over his cock.

“I wanna feel you sinking down onto my cock, sweetheart. Don’t you?”

“U--uh huh…”

You shakily exhale before you start to sink down on his length; momentarily forgetting you were supposed to be recording before Vernon tsk’s at you and reaches an arm up to your own.

“I give you one order to record and you’re already forgetting to do that much. This is why everyone always comments in the chat that you’re just a dumb set of holes for me to fuck, right, doll? Can’t even remember one simple task once there’s a cock inside you.”

Whining in return, you sink down until he’s fully seated inside your tight warmth; the head of his cock curving deliciously into your g-spot as you throw your head back.

“Ngh, s-shut up…”

He scoffs under his breath, hands flying to your waist and guiding you when you start to bounce on his lap.

“Why? ‘Cause I’m right this time?”

“Ah, s-so you admit you were wrong before?” You retort; the smug grin on your face melting off as soon as Vernon’s grip on you tightens.

“Mm, you really want me to be mean tonight, don’t you? You’re not usually this feisty.”

‘Ooooh, were the two of you arguing before?’

‘Actually, yeah why is she being punished lolol’

‘Must’ve been something good heh’

“A-ah, Vernon’s p-punishing me for--for being a brat but I, ngh, w-was right!” You swivel your hips; high pitched moans and whines leaving your lips at the way his cock fills you up perfectly. “He’s j-just being, mmh, jealous!”

Vernon doesn’t say a word in response and instead lets you ride his cock and film the view of his lower abdomen and the periodic flashes of his face before you catch him smirking.

“W-what…?”

He chuckles slightly, shaking his head as his hands fall from your waist. “Nothing, it’s just that you look so desperate riding my cock like this. It’s cute. And proves what everyone says about you is right. That all you’re good at is taking my cock.”

He starts pushing at your shoulder, quickly and swiftly maneuvering you until your back hits the bedsheets and you let out a small squeak out of surprise at the sudden change in position when he hovers above you.

“Mm, I don’t think you deserve the luxury of this comfortable position, so get on your hands and knees, doll.”

“And what if I don’t?”

Vernon deadpans; eyes cold as he stares back at you.

“I’m gonna strangle you for being so fuckin’ difficult is what’s gonna happen.”

“Is that a promise?” You reply teasingly, already moving to flip over underneath him as you prop the phone up against one of the pillows off to the side, “I wanna feel you cumming inside of me and making a mess while you choke me~”

Now with the device out of your hand, Vernon starts to handle you in a much more rough manner - hands gripping your hips and positioning you with your ass up in the air as your torso arches towards the bed.

“See, now you’re not gonna be able to cum because of your attitude ‘n I’m just gonna use your ‘lil cunt like the dumb ‘lil cocksleeve you are ‘til I’m satisfied.”

He positions his cock at your entrance and fully sheathes himself back inside your pussy in one fluid motion - hips snapping into you at a ruthless pace as you moan loudly.

“That’s right, let our viewers know how good I make you feel, how fuckin’ good I fuck your cunt, doll.”

Your voice is muffled against the bedsheets - drool seeping into the material when the head of his cock pounds your g-spot with each skillful thrust.

“Look at her, can’t even fuckin’ talk and make full sentences ‘cause she’s too busy getting fucked stupid.”

He smirks at your back before he leans down; lips on your shoulder as you shiver. His voice is soft and barely a whisper when he speaks to you - hushed enough for only you to hear.

“Gonna mark you up all pretty and then take those pictures you wanna take so bad. But everyone’s gonna know it’s me that makes you feel this good and only me that gets to fuck you. Am I understood?”

“M-mmhmm… A-ah, V--Vernon!”

You mewl into the sheets, pussy clenching around his cock when he starts to leave an array of love bites along your shoulder - teeth nibbling on your skin before soothing it with his tongue.

He repeats this a few more times and makes sure to leave enough on both sides of your neck before he pulls away and reaches for the phone still propped up against the pillow.

“Isn’t she all prettied up with my bite marks all over her skin? Her pussy was getting so much tighter around my cock every time I bit down~ Such a filthy ‘lil thing, aren’t you, doll~? Always wanting me to mark you up so everyone knows who owns this pussy.”

Vernon films a close-up of all the lovebirds on your skin before he brings the phone down and makes sure to film the way his cock thrusts into your cunt a few times before he sets the phone back down into its previous place.

“Fuck, I’m so close to cumming, baby. You’re gonna be a good girl and lemme cum inside you, right?”

“Mmh, p-please! Wanna f-feel you filling me up s--so good…”

You feel Vernon’s quick pace pause, confusion swimming in your head before you feel him start to slide his fingers through your hair.

“Ngh, V--Vernon!” He tugs you by the hair as your fingertips dig into the sheets and it’s not long before you feel his warm chest against your back.

“Just giving you what you asked for, doll~”

He smirks and kisses the side of your neck before you feel his hand wrap around the column of your throat - fingertips gently pressing down on the sides as you let out a shaky breath.

“All you have to do is ask nicely and I’ll give it to you, y’know?”

Vernon resumes his pace, hips slamming into your ass as he chases his orgasm and it only takes a few harsh thrusts before he feels his cock throbbing inside you cunt.

“S--shit, ‘m cumming!”

His fingers add slight pressure to your neck as you moan; the lightheadedness mixes in with the way his cum fills you up and makes your entire body feel extra warm and sated as you clench down onto his cock in a vice grip.

“Ver--Vernon…”

Your eyes roll to the back of your head as he fucks his cum deeper into your cunt and you try to stave off your orgasm in fear of him dragging out your punishment any longer than it needed to be. 

After a few more tense moments, you can feel his grip on your throat loosening and you take a big shaky gulp of air when he fully lets go and your trembling arms threaten to give out underneath you.

“Mm, this view of you is so pretty, doll...” 

He starts to slide his cock out of you while simultaneously reaching for the phone again. A smile etches itself onto his lips as he films his cock covered in your wetness and you pussy dripping with cum - cruel chuckles on his lips as your brows furrow.

“Gonna end the live here, everyone~ Take one last good look at this brat’s pussy filled with my cum. We’ll upload some pics to our channel later, under the Paid Content section ‘cause I changed my mind again.”

“Wuh---wait, but I--I didn’t cum y-yet...” You mumble.

“Well, I did say you weren’t allowed to cum, didn’t I? Next time, pay attention, brat.”

[nkhrchuwuya]

Omg ty for answering my ask!! The s/o waiting till marriage. Yes Chuuya would def respect their boundaries!! I can only imagine this scenario happening if s/o was coming home late from work and he didn’t think they would be so close to home or if he was in his office like you said because he wouldn’t wanna initiate anything sexual with his s/o AT ALL because yk boundaries, but sometimes he can’t stop them fantasies about his s/o getting to his head so he would have to do something about it when he’s alone (obviously s/o not being near him) 😭😭❤️ BUT I AGREE WITH HIS EXPRESSION/FEEINGS THAT MAN WOULD FEEL MORTIFIED IF S/O WALKED IN 💀 and yeah those two would definitely talk about it (probs s/o reassuring him that it’s okay).

omg of course! i would never purposefully ignore an ask (unless it's hateful or whatever, those will get chucked) so send them in all you want~ seeing activity in my inbox makes me rather happy, you know?

i already wrote up something (coming tomorrow 👀) so it would be repetitive to write it down again here, but i had a funny thought last night that i thought i'd share:

chuuya probably has extra... extra normal fantasies about his s/o after learning about the entire "saving for marriage" thing. like, maybe before he had kind of kinky shit going on but now holy shit does he now just want to worship the fuck out of that body and let them know he loves them. wouldn't put it past him to go full-on victorian man when his needs are at their highest. flash him a peek of a thigh and he's trembling. collarbone peeking under your shirt? don't mind if he just takes a moment.

wouldn't be so surprised if plain old chuuya just likes stuff like (slightly degrading) dirty talk and tying you up and maybe sensory deprivation but this chuuya? vanilla as hell until you coax him out of that shell of his.

just: chuuya being so whipped it becomes so out of character for him is such an adorable thought. please let him jack off in peace and tell him it's ok bc otherwise you are going to ruin his sanity just by smiling.

[floriwoo]

hello!! I hope you’re doing well :) how do you think verivery (no kangmin ofc) would be during sex?

here it is! also verivery is one of the few groups i stan where i can see all of the legal line as doms so my switch self was having way too much fun sndngjflsns

dongheon

dom

absolutely has a size kink… seeing how small you are compared to him never fails to make him horny

no matter how many times he’s done it, every time he pushes his cock into you he is so amazed at how you can take all of him. your tight walls never fail to draw a low groan from his throat, followed by a string of curses as he begins moving his hips

i picture him being super cocky. like he knows he’s hot and that you want to fuck him. he uses sex to taunt you sometimes, especially if you’re too shy to tell him you’re needy

god… him pushing you up against the wall and whispering how he wants to make you cum in your panties. he’d slide his fingers down and press them against the fabric, teasing you for bit before speeding up and doing exactly what he said he would

hoyoung

switch/no power play

he’s seems like he’d be pretty soft and giggly during sex most of the time

he enjoys using the time to please you, and he usually makes you cum before even thinking about his orgasm

i picture him pressing kisses up your thighs, smiling against your skin as he hears your labored breaths. he takes his time before flattening his tongue against your clit, chuckling when you jerk your hips up involuntarily

he seems like such a romantic person though… like he’d plan a whole day to treat you, ending with the softest, most sensual sex ever. he’s definitely the type to slow his thrusts down, making sure that you feel every inch of his cock and that he doesn’t cum too fast

i can see him being into sensory deprivation (mainly blindfolding) both giving and receiving. he loves doing it to you bc he feels like he has full control over your orgasm, and he really enjoys you doing it to him when he subs bc he feels so helpless akjdkvnvfn

minchan

dom

another cocky bastard

he’s the type to ask you to suck on his fingers in public bc he knows you’ll obey him despite your embarrassment (and he finds that super hot)

probably call you princess or sweetheart while he fucks you, marveling at how innocent you look while engaging in such a dirty act

sometimes, when you’re wearing a pretty dress or new lingerie, he’ll fuck you while you’re still wearing it, sliding your panties to the side and pushing into you. he really admires how gorgeous the fabric looks against your skin, and how angelic you look

he’d be the best out of the group at aftercare imo. he’d fuck you until you cry and then clean you up, grab you a glass of water, and run his fingers through your hair as he tells you how well you did

gyehyeon

dom??? switch???

but he strikes me as the type to like being in control. i think when he isn’t the one leading sex he may tend to get nervous and won’t be able to get out of his head to enjoy it

definitely into orgasm denial. he could sit between your legs all day, bringing you so close to the edge that you were trembling, just to stop entirely. god the way his eyes would look gazing down at your needy form sndjkckd

he’d love to watch you make yourself cum… but refuse to help you. like he’d sit on the bed next to you as you hump a pillow, rubbing himself through his pants as you whine for him to touch you

i can see him being into degradation and humiliation (giving.) one of his darkest fantasies is tying you down and having his way with you in front of the other legal members, getting off on how slutty you are for letting him fuck you with others around

yeonho

switch

i absolutely want him to ruin me so i’m biased

just imagining him pounding his cock into you at an insane pace, hissing when the pleasure becomes too much, pulling out and cumming all over your stomach akdkvkslsn

when he’s feeling dominant, he wants his hands all over you: spreading your thighs apart, tweaking your nipples, running down your arms and holding your hands

when he’s subbing, he wants to be good, but he can’t help being bratty sometimes. if you decided you were going to edge him, he’d definitely be whining and complaining about how badly he needs to cum

i can see him being into threesomes. his favorite is when you bring a girl in and he watches as you two pleasure each other before taking care of the both of you

yongseung

this man acts completely feral on stage so it’s hard to not see him as a hard dom

but like he acts like a switch off stage if that makes sense???

i def think he’d be into mirror sex… he’d love seeing how his cock enters you each time he thrusts and how he can make eye contact with you. just imagine how dark and lustful his gaze would be akdkvkbe

he seems like he has so much stamina. he’d edge himself so many times just so he can change positions and fuck you for even longer

also, i can see him fucking you literally anywhere except on the bed. he’d be the type to pull down your panties and push his cock into you while you’re washing dishes or something bc he’s so horny

he’d love dirty talking and making you tell him how good it feels. any shred of his shyness goes away when he’s balls deep inside you, and he wants to see how filthy you can talk back to him