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this is not what I meant when I told you to shut your music down
#bsd#bungo stray dogs#nakahara chuuya#bsd chuuya#chuuya nakahara#stormbirnger#post stormbringer#missing the flags hours#I miss them sm#I want them back :(#chuuya not being able to sleep bc he was used to a lot of noise at sleep hours#and then everything is so quite that he can't just fall asleep#bc he's not used to that#idk if I like this drawing or not#I have mixed feelings#but I think if I keep trying to “fix” im just going to end up more frustrated#so this is all you're getting
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don't show him modern technology; it won't end well
bonus under the cut:
#i'm not sure if ford would really be interested in using the internet much#but i could see him wanting to look something up real quick and ending up reading something so outrageously wrong#that it pisses him off to the point that he gets into an argument about it lol#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#digital art#my stuff#anyway i really don't like how this one turned out#but i don't feel like changing it#bc i already spent way more time on this than i actually wanted to#and i don't wanna look at it any longer
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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the thing is people often talk about how minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character since jesus christ but never does anyone discuss how they’re perhaps the most misgendered character ever
steve (alongside all the other default skins, for that matter) are referred to with they/them and with gender-neutral language by the developers!
#icarus speaks#even merch he/hims them :(#the developers very obviously intend for all the characters to be gender-neutral#just like most of the mobs#but kind of. everything else rejects their message#ik you could argue bc official merch genders them#they use they + the merch pronouns (he/him for steve)#but like. i’m trusting the word of whoever created them#not whoever’s running the merch department
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I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers
(They were off during the update)
#crowdstrike#blue screen of death#current events#not fandom#srry I know it’s not Brothers Keeper but I had to share lmao#he genuinely came in and shouted ‘WHAT’ at us#no hello or anything#this after I’d just realized we were mostly alone in the building bc everyone else gave up and went home while I was at lunch
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the illness post is still getting notes (???!! <3) and that means people are still telling me to get better soon, which is really nice but im gonna be too powerful if i get any better
#IM STILL SHOCKED AT HOW WELL THAT POST IS DOING LIKE 150K????????? I LOVE EVERY ONE OF YOU#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#it is rlly sweet that everyone says get better soon but i posted that at the tail end of being sick so its also comedic LOL#the tags on these posts always feel super empty bc i dont use my usual art/fandom tags so im just gonna write some random shit#btw tucker can and does stand at windows like that#i have picture evidence#hes a very long boi#my doods#10k
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(Which arm, Viktor, huh ? Which one ??)
They were not a couple so, Jayce (who had a very bad day and just wanted to hug it out) proceeded to freak out, backed out of the lab and never mentioned it again but, Astral Viktor, that mf ? He'd be delighted to remind Jayce of that moment in time, of that missed call and watch him die from embarrassment and resentment over himself
(I'm glad they've never beaten the gay allegations and never will)
#Viktor you cold-handed Zaunite rascal#give Jayce a break#he's overheating#arcane#jayce talis#viktor#jayvik#fanart#art#arcane fanart#my art#league of legends#artists on tumblr#arcane netflix#Viktor's arms look like some kind of velociraptor sticky paws in the first pic.....#I like using that partially chibi style from time to time when I'm doing those kind of short comic strips#or when I don't want to bother myself with too much realism nor complicated coloring#also I hope my english is good enough bc that was a lot more text to write on these drawings that I'm usually used to#(btw that's also my personal backstory for Viktor's idea of a third arm haha)
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#ok no but for real this is genuinely my friend group.#the only one that's a little iffy is the anime catgirl bc 98% of us are dudes. with the exception of me and one other#we even have a union guy 😭#side note chilchuck's name would 100% be Chris if he was a real guy. he's such a Chris. (I mean it COULD be chuck but. Chris is better)#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#senshi of izganda#izutsumi#marcille donato#laios touden#chilchuck tims#chilchuck#falin touden#astronomically random
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blue light overexposure dot png
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#jjk satoru#satoru gojo#fushiguro megumi#takes an extended drag of my cigarette long time no gojo#i wanted to play around w more quick and pose-focused pen style lineart#to like. try to break the lines down to only th bare minimum required to sell the pose#and fortunately or unfortunately for me gojo satoru is like a pipecleaner he's very easy to pose expressively#i mean these poses arent particularly dynamic but i do think they convey character#been very focused on painting lately but it was nice to focus lines w this i think i found a lining and cell shading style i rly like ???#i tend to fall into th trap of overrendering everything but this forced me 2 keep things sharp and simple and i love how it looks#tht might just be the layer mode tho fsdjdsf pin light HARD carried this one#whenever i wld come back to this after looking away or doing smth else i felt my eyes physically readjust 2 how aggressively blue this is#i feel like i only use blue to this degree when gojo's who im drawing lmao#but anyway he wins this round bc i do not have a least favourite on this page even the scribble-y chibis turned out rly well#said begrudgingly#break his kneecaps megumi
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sometimes u just gotta remind yourself that while ace attorney is about law and justice and stuff it is also about a bunch of young adults living in [CALIFORNIA]
#ace attorney#phoenix wright#apollo justice#klavier gavin#ema skye#maya fey#aa4#lana skye#mia fey#gyakuten saiban#klapollo#sorry this is so dumb i have a sad comic planned so i have to get my sillies out#my art#cw drug use#also before anyone yells at me abt how klavier wouldn’t smoke bc of his voice#a) he’d do it very rarely and probably almost always socially#and b) u know he made phoenix put ice in that bong. you KNOW he did#meanwhile ema keeps at least 2 cartons of cigarettes on her at all times#shes just like me fr#comic
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Yeah. so. episode three
#im SO normal about them#kinger likes to sleep in darkness bc he feels closer to his wife#can i kms#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#also yeah. he's using her coat as a pillow#haha#suffer with me#the amazing digital circus#tadc#kinger#tadc kinger#queenie#tadc queenie#kinger x queenie#tf is their ship name btw#the amazing digital circus kinger#the amazing digital circus queenie#the amazing digital circus fanart#tadc fanart#my art#fanart#checkmates#found their ship name!
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AHHHH, this is why I tell him off when he plays with Pangur! she doesn’t hold in her claws….
#Belphegor#to be clear he doesn’t seem to care#when I play with Pangur I use really long whip wands#bc she will go full murder claw mode
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him#what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes#bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him#and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good#even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here#but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online#(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline#mynn.txt#dm text#crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so
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Keep thinking about that one scene in secret life
#it was so silly i've had this visualised in my head for ages#actually sick of this comic now tho the colouring made me question tf I've been doing for 10 years#anyway#the sillies#not set on any of these designs btw and Scott isn't in his band outfit BC he isn't part of it yet in the series#which is the excuse I'm using bc I haven't solidified that design yet#tag time#secret life#life series#scott smajor#smajor1995#trafficblr#jimmy solidarity#goodtimeswithscar#this probably the second comic I've ever finished ever so#IM LEARNING OK#fandumb fanart#ALSO ALSO guess where I got the death messages the
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Kinda need the whole family being tired as fuck from Tim's love stories and drama, so they send him away every time he finds a new crush.
Tim, struggling on how to confess to Kon: Hey, Dick, can you give me a dating advice? Dick: Oh, sure Dick, beaming cluelessly: Are you back with Steph? Tim: Oh no, I- Dick: Oh, right, sorry! Bart, right? Tim, embarrassed: No, I was- Dick: Omg, sorry, it was, uh, Bern? Tim: You know what... Forget it. Tim: *leaves* Dick, sighing in relief: Works every time. I hate giving dating advices.
Tim: Steph, can I have a dating advice? Steph, unimpressed: Are you cheating on someone again? Tim: ...Whatever.
Tim: Bruce- Bruce, hopeful: Yeah? Need help with something? Tim, thinking twice: ...Uh, actually no. Bruce: :(
Tim, stopping in front of Damian's door, unsure: ... Damian, right through the closed door: Drake. Spare us both. Tim: *groan*
Tim: So, I have this situation... Duke: Wait, I'll put the voice message recording, I need to send this to Cass, while she is on the mission Tim: Oh my god, MY LIFE IS NOT EVEN THAT MESSY! FORGET IT.
Tim, seething through his teeth on Jason's doorstep: You are my last hope. I am not even kidding. Jason: Woah. What happened to Alfie? Tim, with his eye twitching: He started to reminisce about his romance with Lizzie. Like, Queen Elizabeth. Lizzie. I can't listen to this any more. I need fucking advice. How to confess to Kon. Jason, who constantly writes fanfiction, but since his love life is non-existent at this point, uses his family's messy dating histories as an inspiration and references: ...Okay. Tim, gagged: Seriously? Jason: Yeah. Just work with me. What we are working with? Bridgerton ass romance? Miss Austen type of flair? Bronte's kind of insanity? Tim, sniffling: tHanK yOu
#I know we love it when Dick is being helpful but I love the most when he is acting like typical annoyed big sis in canon#like it is his circus his monkey and he is going to use an opportunity to ignore this if he can and rant about it to his friends instead#Tim a few months in relationship w Kon later: hey what are you reading#Kon (sobbing): I just read the most heart-breaking fic about SuperBoy/Red Robin and it is SO canon I CAN'T#Tim: hmmmm.... what is the username#Kon: oh it is my fav author! denydeposebatman#Tim: oh my fucking god Jason#Tim (seconds after bc he remembers reading Jason's fics when he was Robin and they were GOOD): gimme#tim drake#jason todd#red hood#batman#dcu#dcu comics#dc universe#batfamily#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#stephanie brown#duke thomas#cassandra cain#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#timkon#kon el kent
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You know how in TFP Optimus can’t really remember what happened during his time without the matrix. Yeah. The sad version of this what if Optimus met cogless Megatron.
Cont from this, and this
#transformers#macaddam#transformers one#megatron#optimus prime#tf one#d-16#tfo megop#version one is the matrix is slowly forming Op into the ideal leader it needs#getting rid of parts of Orion that aren’t leader like (his weakness to d-16 or his unruly personality)#version two is op willingly letting the matrix erase his old memories bc remembering who he used to be is too painful with d-16 gone#it culminates in thing like Elita saying remember that one time we…#and Op being no not really but can you remind me again haha#the autobots who knew him before are obv concerned but they accept it in the end as op’s sacrifice for the greater good#Megatron being the only one outraged on op’s behalf vowing to take the matrix back out#just another thing they looked up to being false#but also secretly being relieved bc that means all those thing prime did he didn’t mean it! and the pax he knew is just stuck in there#and he would def join him once he frees him#(both of these are false)
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