#bc fuck u russos

[grimescum]

i know NOTHING about golden kamuy, but i encourage you to talk about it and everything you love about it! I am pretty interested in watching it, just cause your posts show up on my fyp so often LOL

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASOE PELASE PEL

Ough ok so. where do i even begin. i admit that it starts off a little slowly but the plot is fucking awesome and kept me engaged, the characters, even the war criminals, are all likeable and/or tragic in their own ways, ITS FUNNY?!?!? at least to me tbfh . the men are hot. i love history and its set in 1910s or 1920s japan during the russo-japanese war

like i mentioned i seriously love the themes of morality and it's something that's inspired me to change my view on people. like, NO character is completely "good", but there are plenty of reasons to like them anyway. this is sugimoto (a war veteran who has killed countless people in war) and shiraishi (a thief and escaped convict)

theres very few women but they're all done incredibly well thanks to all the fanservice going towards the men. there's a trans woman!!! her name is ienaga and she's a cannibal and i love her dearly ... picture of her so u dont have to look her up bc spoilers

i love inkarmat and she's a great parallel to asirpa with her fortune telling but tbqh she kind of falls off later on for reasons i wont say

AND THEN THIS FAT BEAUTY SOFIA SHES BADASSSSSSS my mom thought she was ugly at first but she fixed that really quick

it's also partially a cooking anime?!?!?!?!?!?! like waaht... it's not even randomly thrown in there either, it ties into their character development !!!! i loved watching the characters bond or learn more about asirpa's (blue haired girl, big eyes) culture over making food sm they made it so damn fun

wonderful balance of silly and serious and tragic

my friends prefer the manga but honestly i like seeing everything in color and hearing their voices and stuff

if it helps, it's my mummas 1# favourite anime

[howyoutalktoyourgrandma]

no bc actually i’m still mad about infinity war.

ronan just already having the power stone and off screen he obliterated xandar, completely negating all of gotg 1. fuck OFF my bff john c reilly and his beautiful wife and child are FINE.

everyone getting one shotted by thanos (including loki, a GOD,) because why not. anyone could’ve killed thanos get that weak shit out of my face

thor getting New Weapon to replace Hammer, negating thor 3. fuck OFF he never needed Weapon he is not the god of Weapon he is the god of THUNDER.

the avengers not having their shit together bc of the civil war nonsense. PLEASE either side could’ve laid thanos out.

that stupid joke about quill not knowing he’s from earth (i’m not from earth, i’m from missouri!) when they call it earth several times in the first 2 gotg movies.

thanos defeating the collector off screen also. that guy is like one of the most powerful in the universe he is NOT being laid out by the titan “i don’t understand how economics works” thanos…

anyway it was supposed to be like ohh this movie has everyone in it theyre interacting!! but they do FUCK ALL bc the writers underpowered everyone. russo brothers i am coming for u in ur sleep.

[losingmymindtonight]

In which Tony learns what it’s like to be the one left behind.

--

Tony was, for once, entirely off-duty.

Or, he was as entire off-duty as a father could be. Which, admittedly, wasn’t really off-duty at all. Either way, it felt like being off-duty, which he decided was pretty much the same thing.

The summer sun was warm on his face. He could hear the lake’s lazy waves lapping up on the shore behind him, the creak of the dock bobbing in the breeze. Clint and Natasha were at the grill, bickering over the proper way to cook a hot dog, and the rest of the team, old and new, were scattered all around the cabin’s grounds.

“No kids, huh?” Steve said, sitting down gingerly in the lawn chair set directly beside his own. It still caught him off guard, every once in a while, seeing Captain America himself so old and fragile. He was getting used to it, though, was getting used to seeing Steve as Steve rather than the idol that Howard had spent a lifetime worshiping.

He spread his arms out, leaning back and taking a deep breath of the grass-tinged air. “I’m a free man, Rogers.”

Steve’s eyes darted off to the right, where Happy, Pepper, May, and Peter were all busy playing with Morgan and Clint’s kids in a makeshift slip-n-slide. “But for how long?”

He grinned. “For as long as some soap and water can keep them occupied, and that’s quite long enough for me. I’ll be missing them desperately in about,” he glanced down at his watch, “twelve minutes.”

“I’m sure Peter will come fuss over you long before then.”

“Oh, I hope not.” He watched the kid’s face, bright and smiling, completely removed from the horrors that plagued their in-between moments, and let the sight cradle joy in his chest. “He deserves to forget about all that for a while.”

“Mm,” Steve hummed. “How’s the arm?”

“Serviceable,” he said, holding up the prosthetic, admiring the way the sun glinted off the gray metal. “Pete’s already got some schematics drawn up for a replacement. Morgan wants to help him decorate it, so I’m sure that’ll be a disaster.”

Steve snorted. “Kids.”

“Yeah.” He smiled, love running through him as he listened to Peter and Morgan’s twin laughter drift over on the breeze. “Kids.”

Of course, that was a very peaceful moment, and peace wasn’t really the kind of thing that lasted around the Stark household. Usually, it was the shattering of a vase or the wailing of a skinned knee that broke it.

This time, however, it was the simultaneous screech of multiple emergency signals. Half of the gathered party scrabbled to silence them, reading through the alert with furrowed brows. Tony reached for his own, then realized, in a delayed reintroduction with reality, that he didn’t have one.

Iron Man was retired. Tony Stark wasn’t a superhero anymore. He was just a man. Which, really, was exactly what he wanted to be, most of the time.

Then his eyes fell on Peter, webshooters folding down over his hands, and he wasn’t so sure.

“C’mon, Spider-geek,” Sam shouted, fastening his shield over his arm, wings already engaged and unfurling in preparation for takeoff. “Your Octopus friend is trying to take over the world again. It’s all hands on deck.”

The Iron Spider suit was already crawling over the kid’s skin. It was quite a sight. Eerily beautiful, if he could forget that the technology had been born of paranoia and war. Tony had never really had the chance to appreciate the dance of the nanites before, had always been inside the suit or watching Peter plummet thousands of feet, limp and unconscious.

“Yeah, yeah,” Peter called, flexing his fingers as the nanotech settled over them. “I’m coming, I’m coming.”

Morgan grabbed his leg, and the mask retracted as he looked down at her.

“Are you gonna go fight the bad guys?” She asked, eyes full of stars.

“Sure am.”

“Ooh,” she whispered, bouncing up and down in excitement, still clinging to the kid’s thigh. “Don’t let them catch you!”

“Don’t worry, M. Bad guys never catch Spider-Man.”

Tony pushed up from his chair, conscious of Steve’s gaze burning into his back. He didn’t know what he was trying to do. Stop Peter from going? No, not that, although that didn’t mean that he didn’t want to. He understood the call to war. Once you stepped into a suit, it was hard to step back out.

Tony had only done so because he’d been dragged, kicking and screaming. Because he was missing an arm, and a good portion of his lung function, and his entire right side was weakened and scarred. He hadn’t had a choice, and maybe that was a good thing. If he’d been given one, he probably would’ve died in the armor.

He was terrified by the very real possibility that that was how Peter would meet his end, too. That there would be nothing powerful enough to overcome the kid’s morals, his call to duty. He would die a hero, and people would call that a triumph, but Tony would still call it dead.

He saw May brush forward, cup Peter’s face, smile at him. There was fear in her silhouette: the same fear he’d seen in Pepper over and over and over again. For the first time, he felt it too. The fear of being the one left behind. The fear of waiting.

The fear of waiting forever.

Peter trotted over to him after he’d said goodbye to May, which left him a little warm and fuzzy inside. Before the kid could open his mouth, Tony leaned forward and pressed a kiss to his forehead, then pulled back and grabbed his shoulder, shaking him a little as he fought back another wave of helplessness.

“Swing fast,” he whispered, because it was the only thing he could think of, the only words that weren’t too raw to say in front of so many eyes.

Peter smiled, and it occurred to Tony that he looked older, now. Less child, more man. His posture was confident, eyes sparkling. He looked like a hero, like the kind of person that always won in the movies.

He looked like the future Tony had been waiting for.

He’d finally passed the torch. He could see the bearer standing in front of him, and he was proud. 

“Save me some hot dogs,” Peter quipped, winking, “and don’t let Morgan eat all the cake. I need, like, at least two slices all for myself.”

“You come back safe,” he murmured, “and I’ll give you all the hot dogs and cake you could ever want.”

“Square deal.”

“Parker!” Sam barked, waving him over with a smirk on his face. “The longer you wait, the more likely it is that your old man’s gonna kick it before we get back. As it is, we’re placing team bets on Steve.”

“Very funny, Sam,” Steve drawled.

“I heard you the first time, Cap!” Peter called over his shoulder, then turned back to Tony to grin. “Love you.”

He patted the side of the kid’s face, swallowing to cover up how terrified he was by the prospect of Peter going to fight a battle without him. That had never happened before. They hadn’t faced a world-threatening force since Thanos. Despite logic, Tony had been hoping that the finale really would be the finale. That they could rest now.

“Love you too, kid. Now go on,” he made a shooing motion with his hands, metal prosthetic catching in the light, a permanent reminder of his final act as Iron Man, as a hero, “the world’s waiting for Spider-Man to save the day.”

Soft nostalgia sparked in Peter’s eyes: the remnants of the first day they’d met, when he’d tripped over his words, too starstruck to think straight. “I’ll never be as good at it as you.”

“No,” he agreed, physically spinning the kid and shoving him in Sam’s direction, because he knew that if he didn’t, they’d both linger there forever. “You’ll be better.”

Peter jogged away laughing, shooting a web to the base of the Falcon’s wings to hitch a ride, in the same way that he would’ve done with Tony’s suit, if the world had spun them into a different route that day. Right before they took off, the kid swung to face Morgan and offered her a dramatic solute, letting the mask fold over his face, only a few shades darker than hotrod red. She clapped for him, little voice raised up in a cheer.

Tony sank back down into his chair, sparing Steve a halfhearted glance. They were pieces of history, now. The generation moving aside, content to be left behind.

They’d left the world in better hands, there was no doubt about that. Sometimes, though, Tony really wished that it didn’t have to be the hands of one of his kids.

[liarsweapon]

a concept i dont see people use enough is the idea that the su/per so/ldier s/erum used on stove was meant to make someone the ‘perfect physical representation of a man’ and having stove be a trans man who volunteered bc hes smart enough to know what that means and, lbr, a trial steroid is gonna be a fuck of a lot cheaper than surgeries that werent widely available yet

[oflgtfol]

i simply do not accept endgame steve as canon steve like i don't understand how you can live through tws and then be like ok bye im fucking leaving this entire century like i just. it is so antithetical to his character i don't accept it as canon <3

[highlander-grogg]

It's been 345 days since endgame and I still want to fight the russos

[m-kyunie]

the Russo brothers were cowards send tweet

[the-faultofdaedalus]

mizzy2k replied to your post “me, yelling @ current media: u know death isn’t the only kind of...”

I FEEL THIS SO HARD RIGHT NOW, I'VE JUST BEEN WHINING ABOUT IT.

RIGHT IT’S JUST SO FRUSTRATING

like yes we know you people dont think that something is worthwhile unless it’s life or death stakes and sure that can be fun but like

someone doesn’t have to die or see someone die or have someone they’re close to die for them to hurt? a thing doesn’t have to be meaningful because someone gave their life for it? like, at this point i’m Exausted bc like,,,,,, yeah, x person is going to sacrifice themselves and that means they’re gonna fucking die and honestly im.....  bored? with it?

it doesn’t even upset me its just

god can i please get some narrative variation here 

[comfortmarvelimagines]

hii!! i’m so excited for mama nat

ohhhh man, me too. thinking about and working on wycftq is one of very few things getting me through the anxiety over next week. as much as i HATE endgame’s plot overall, we did actually get a fair bit of mama nat minus the hard wall she puts up a lot of the time, and it’s super fun to actually kind of work from a side of her that’s been explored in canon

[kimmkitsuragi]

hhhhh google searches how to stop thinking about endgame

[sidvishass]

Why do they alway make the bad dudes so hot? 😡

[imposterogers]

Hey, ik it's been discussed a thousand times but what really is your take on how we went from something like the hellicarier scene to endgame, like what the fuck were the russo's doing. Were they fucking high when they made the Winter Soldier? I just, it fucking haunts me, and I can not wrap my head around it.

I truly and I mean TRULY cannot come to terms with the fact that the russos were responsible the winter soldier (and that mcfeely and markus were responsible for writing the first avenger and moments like NO NOT WITHOUT U, steve infiltrating the base, "you're keeping the outfit, right?", and steve crying in the bombed-out bar). bc the russos are responsible for the popularity of stevebucky. they gave steve and bucky a catchphrase that means 'til death do we part'. they had bucky break thru 70 years of brainwashing at the sound of that romantic catchphrase (love conquers all).

and listen! I never thought they'd be canon. stevebuckies never thought they'd be canon! (they could have been, and a lot of us view bucky as in (un)requited love w steve, but that's not the point) but we were happy just to see them in the same shot. the russos and m&m established that steve rogers would do anything for bucky. that his best friend was his home. they also established that steve's new found family (sam & nat) were INCREDIBLY important to him and he'd do anything for them as well. he would never betray them willingly. he'd never leave them willingly. in winter soldier steve would have rathered DIE than bucky not remember him/continue without him. his friends ALWAYS came first

and then the russos had the audacity to imply steve wasn't even mourning bucky OR sam, rather peggy (who died of old age)? that he didn't mention them by name ONCE in endgame? that watching bucky die in front of him for the second time and hearing sam's comm link go dead didn't bother him all that much? for him to leave them both almost immediately after getting them back? that til the end of the line, despite meaning til death, actually had lost that meaning? that steve and bucky were "healthy enough" to move on from each other? that steve's happy ending didn't include his FAMILY? what the fuck happened between 2014 and 2019

[falllpoutboy]

I saw your post about King Valkyrie being unrealistic & fake feminist & I just wanna say I agree!! U verbalized it so well!! Val literally had a hard time taking care of HERSELF by the end of Ragnarok & was just pulling herself back together (understandable, she was traumatized still) & she needed that space to recover after everything she went through, & even though she definitely has experience in being a capable leader & warrior of the Valkyries, she has NO experience or training in ruling a whole kingdom all by herself. Thor, meanwhile, has been groomed to do that his whole life as Prince. It doesn't make sense that Thor would just leave everything to her like that. & it doesn't make sense that Val just let Thor waste away by himself after being traumatized after the snap like.... that was HER!! She went through that and he helped her! She would've done the same!! Their writing & characterization was just butchered in the last two movies & feels more like bad fanfiction & its lazy attempt at being feminist rather than who they developed from in Ragnarok. Sorry for ranting but I'm so glad to see someone felt the same way+

god you’re so right and you just pinpointed one of the many reasons why i hated what Endgame did to both of their characters (and infinity war to a lesser extent). Valkyrie, while a mess, cares about people and her friends and Thor being one of them, she would’ve helped him not be lead down the path of alcoholism and destructive behavior the same way she did. I hate that the time skip justibecause it ignored all of their development in Ragnarok bc in her very first scene, she just shrugs off his alcoholism as if she’s used to it and doesnt even care. In writing her this way, they not only made Brunnhilde look like she’s careless of her friends but also erases any burgeoning romantic and sexual feelings Brunnhilde had for Thor in Ragnarok that she was strongly implied for having.

I’ve made my stance on King Valkyrie very clear. Hated it then, hate it now. I think some fans don’t seem to realize that just because Brunnhilde was somewhat shown to be a functioning member of New Asgard in her 30 second opening scene in Endgame’s first act and isn’t a sloppy drunk anymore, doesn’t mean that Brunnhilde is now all of a sudden equipped to be a ruler of a recovering population she only just rejoined 5 years prior. Her militia experience as leader of the Valkyrior shouldn’t and frankly can’t translate well into being King of New Asgard. It also speaks to the Russo bros and Markus & Mcfeely thrusting the role of King onto a black woman character because the narrative named her capable just because. And finally, I hate the King title for her because it is a masculine title and I’m going to rip Taika Waititi to shreds for contributing to the masculinization of black women, as if we aren't masculinized enough by society already 🙄 Hela conquered Asgard in Ragnarok and was referred to as a queen but that same luxury can’t be afforded to Brunnhilde oh okay 😐

Queen Consort Brunnhilde, wife to Thor and leader of the Valkyrior 2.0 >>>>> King Valkyrie, girlfriend to Carol Danvers. ANY FUCKING DAY!!

EDIT 07/10: i still hate valcarol but its not canon yet 🫶🏾

[destroyer-of-ur-mom]

FUCK

this is a shameless plug but I made a website (known as ‘The Fucksite’) here’s the link https://gimmeafuck.katthefairy.repl.co all it does is tell you ‘fuck’ in a fancy font/colour check it out if you like every morning !! or maybe just some mornings idk i’ll post you all a fuck from my fucksite and give u all some suggestions of how to use it :D bc everyone needs a fuck every once in a while it isnt morning but you get a fuck today!! here it is, consider it your first fuck of the day ;)

today’s fuck is a beautiful one, clean and elegant with a bit of character. it’s at a solid 340px font size and the hex colour code of its delightful grass green (clean, yet fun and bright) is #25D55B. The font is ‘Russo One’ (can be found on google fonts) and it has no text decorations! Here are some suggestions for scenarios in which you could use this fuck: - You realised your local supermarket was closing really soon and you still haven’t gone to get milk. You race there and.... just too late. fuck. - you were in the middle of a painting and it’s nearly done and your wrist just catches the edge of your water container and it teeters for a second and you grab it but it slips out of your hands and lands on your desk, spilling mucky gross water all over your painting. FUCK. - you were going to vacuum your room, you were, but you got out the vacuum cleaner and it won’t turn on. fuck

[rinphoria]

i ship u with jerry russo 😘😘 jk i ship u with suna

dude you’re so fucking funny 💀 for half a second i was like “who is that” then it clicked; the fucking dad from wizards of waverly place 😭 gonna have to take suna over him though bc i’m not a home wrecker and don’t want stepkids lol. AH okay, you and yaku. literally can’t be anyone else, he belongs to you and only you

ship me w/ a character based on vibes! moots i’ll return the favor

[the-faultofdaedalus]

mcu give us decent fucking lighting challenge