#bbf asks

[zerosuitsammi3]

Ya

[princessbrunette]

bbf!jj was at your beck and call. reluctantly.

you were lucky he didn’t have any plans on this particular saturday night — infact for once he wasn’t even with your brother when he got the call, lounging on his own couch with a bag of chips and a controller on his lap when he presses the phone to his ear to see what you wanted.

“yeeeeello?” he greets, picking out residue chip from his teeth.

“jj! yay you picked up— okay so, this guy was supposed to drive me home from this party but he ended up getting wasted and now i’ve got no ride home… please come n’get me? please please — n’don’t tell my brother he gets all annoying and judgy—”

the mention of another guy pricked jj’s attention, his brow raising.

“uhhhhh, kinda like… preoccupied right now…” he makes no effort to move, staring ahead at the pause screen on his game before pressing his lips together, the image of you stood alone outside a party all lost and frightened filling his mind like a cloud of poor judgment before he sighs. “yeah i’ll come getcha. text me the addy, okay?”

jj rolls up twenty five minutes later, looking absolutely delectable to your slightly wine-tipsy self and you can’t help the big grin that spreads across your face when he hops out his side of the car to open your door.

“a gentleman.” you tease with a giggle and he awkwardly scratches the back of his neck before stumbling back over to his own side.

“yeah, sum’n like that.”

the streets are oddly empty for a saturday night as jj cruises along, glancing at you as you stare happily at his profile. “you uh, good over there, trouble?”

“mhm… thanks for coming to get me jj…” he feels almost preyed on, seeing you bat your lashes through his peripherals. this only ever ended one way with you, and it filled him with guilt for his closest confidant. god, he was really gonna bone his best friends little sister again— wasn’t he?

“‘mean i always do. s’like our thing at this point… y’know when you hit my phone i know it’s gonna be one of two things. you need’a ride, or… you need’a ride… y’know like, on me.”

“sometimes both…” you are unmoved by his slight accusatory tone, perhaps you don’t even notice it due to your own lust and slight intoxication.

“w—yup. sometimes both.” he glances at you. “is that… what’s goin’ on tonight? or…”

that’s how you end up cramped in the backseat with your knees practically pinned at your tits and jj’s head between your thighs, ravenously devouring you off some empty side street. he was a little pissed. how he’d ended up like this, not even getting anything for himself was beyond him. his love for eating pussy betrayed him, but he couldn’t really complain listening to your pretty moans as he suckles on your clit and curls his fingers up inside— hurrying you towards a thunderous orgasm.

actually — he could complain.

right as you’re about to cum, jj lifts his head suddenly from beneath your dress — slick coating his lower face and a slight irritation to his brow.

“so what am i like just — like, a taxi or somethin’? who is this other guy anyway— the dude that was supposed t’drive you home? sounds like a douche—”

“jj!” you mewl, practically sounding like you were on the verge of tears. “was about t’cum!”

“my bad but real quick if you could just answer the— nope, okay—” he flinches as you weakly throw your fists at wherever you could reach, shoving him back down between your legs. “yes ma’am.” he mutters, before getting back to work.

when the two of you arrive back to your house in silence after the ordeal, hair and clothes a little mussed and disheveled from the backseat shenanigans — the curse of terrible timing strikes, and your older brother opens the front door before you get the chance, stepping out for a smoke.

“the fuck?” he doesn’t seem too alarmed, perhaps in the dark not noticing the clear post sex image projected onto the two of you.

“hey! big bro!” you squeak, overcompensating.

“howdy dude uh — your lil sis here she uh—” jj claps a hand down platonically on your shoulder as you go to speak over him with an explanation.

“he was just passing through and—”

“i saw her leavin’ some place alone n’couldn’t let that happen. drove her right on home. you better get straight to bed, missy.” jj scolds lightheartedly and now you’re avoiding everyone’s eyes, nodding as you squeeze through the two guys.

“mhm. goodnight!”

your brother watches you leave as he digs in his sweatpant pocket for his lighter, before turning his gaze back onto jj — who stands with wide eyes and pursed lips, still as a statue.

“whatever.” he shrugs tiredly, before moving past the blonde to walk down the drive to his usual smoking spot.

[clowns0up-felix]

You are doing doodle requests? Pls do riju and zelda just being besties. I need this

Had to stop what I was currently working on to quickly make this,,, they’re having a tea party (Riju is telling stories about Link)

Thanks for the great request, I might revisit these two as friends alpin a future post, they’re cute

I love love love doing doodle requests

[tongue-like-a-razor]

Congrats on 5K!!! You deserve it!!!!!!

Would you ever write about BBF jake and Baby B meeting? When did they meet? How did they meet? What was it like? Did they like the other right away? If you are planning in addressing this in the main story, or just don’t want to write it, please feel free to ignore this :)

Thank you babe! Yay a BBF request!! I always imagined them meeting when Bradley and Jake were in high school and Baby B was maybe 3 or so years behind. I think that, even though he likely wasn't physically attracted to her at first, Jake immediately found her to be interesting. Basically, she very quickly became someone he admired and respected. So, without further ado, here you go. Hope you enjoy!

5k Weekend Bash Drabbles

Brother's Best Friend - How They Met

Jake Seresin x Reader

You’re sitting with your brand new, middle school boyfriend on your brand new, middle school bed spread that’s recently replaced your Little Mermaid quilt. You’ve got NSYNC posters all over your walls and you’re very proud of the overall aesthetic you’ve created in your room. Your personal space, which, like always, is rudely infiltrated by your annoying brother the moment he gets home from school.

A sudden crash – Bradley bodychecking your door – makes you and your boyfriend jump apart in a panic even though all you were doing was holding hands. The next moment, Bradley waltzes into your room without even a knock.

“Door stays open, remember?” he reminds you with a shake of his head, giving your brand new boyfriend a dirty look.

“Get out!” you yell, throwing a stuffed dinosaur at his head.

Bradley ducks and the dinosaur lands in the hands of the dreamiest guy you’ve ever seen. Obviously, this is a new friend of Bradley’s, because you would’ve remembered seeing that face before. He enters your bedroom after Bradley, looking around with a smirk. The guy is gorgeous, of course; he’s in high school, unlike your brand new middle school boyfriend.

You glare at the two of them. “Newsflash: this isn’t a public park. You can’t just barge in here with your friends.”

“I wouldn’t have to barge in here if you kept your door open like you’re supposed to,” Bradley says, shrugging nonchalantly.

“Ever heard of privacy?” you bite back grumpily, heading straight for your brother and shoving him back the way he came. “We’re busy.”

“Doing what?!” Bradley exclaims with a laugh as you push him and his friend out the door.

You give your brother a withering look. “Doing it, obviously. Not to mention all the drugs.”

Bradley’s cute friend snorts trying to hold back a laugh while Bradley stares at you in outrage. “Door open,” he warns, backing away and then heading to his own room down the hall.

His friend lingers at your door for another moment, watching you with amusement. He glances over your shoulder at your brand new boyfriend before looking back down at you. “Meth?” he asks casually.

You blink at him in surprise. Is Bradley’s smoking hot high school friend joking? With you? “Well, yeah,” you respond with a completely straight face. Humor is, thankfully, one of your strong suits.

“Jake, you coming?” Bradley calls. “I found the tabs, man.” He’s waving around his acoustic guitar in the doorway to his room.

Jake nods at Bradley and then glances back at you. “Take it easy, Baby Bradshaw,” he says.

“Actually, it’s - ” but Jake walks away before you get to tell him your name.

5k Celly

[sturnioz]

brother's bsf!matt x shy!user brainrot rn like

shy!user who peaks at her brother and matt because she's too shy to talk to him.

shy!user who whenever is around and alone with matt stutters and makes a fool of herself.

shy!user who laughs a little too much at matt's jokes.

shy!user that suddenly always wants to hangout with her brother. (as longs as he's with matt)

★

brother's bsf!matt who's not stupid at all and gets everything at the same second.

brother's bsf!matt who lets his touches linger just enough on shy!user (her shoulders, her arms, her back and lower back)

brother's bsf!matt who compliments shy!user everytime he gets a chance, just to see her stutter and loose her words.

brother's bsf!matt who makes a excuse to be close to shy!user, just because.

all this is because of your brother's bestfriend matt bot and i only read the intro 😭

im kinda obsessed with this pairing … am i allowed to use these for inspo for future prompts <3

[nanaanatiion]

Omg your BBF!JJ is amazing could I request a BBF!JJ blurb(or however u wish to write it)of him and reader being in a secret relationship and how he would be in that situation!

Thank you and you’re an amazing writer!!

| Restricted Relations |

JOHN B'S HALF-SISTER!READER x JOHN B'S BESTFRIEND!JJ

warnings: underage drinking and smoking, profanity, fluff, mentions of abuse. MDNI!!

Introduction: John B brought you to hang out with him and his friends after you practically begged him. You strut in with your f/c bikini and 2nd f/c cover-up, your brother looks embarrassed by your behavior but you just find it funny. John B introduces to his friends, Pulp, Sandrah, and Kekia, you think that's their names.., oh and you don't think you could ever forget JJ. JJ caught your eye the whole time, you could barely pay attention to your brother telling you his other friend's names. You quickly start a conversation with JJ, 'Hi, I'm Y/N but you can call me N/N, you're JJ right?' he gives you a warming smile, and you almost melt right there and then. 'Yup, that's me, do you uhm drink or smoke?' you've smoked a few times with your friends but not on the daily, but you do drink a lot at parties that you attend, so you take his offer 'Yeah, why not' you take the blunt from his hand and take a drag from it before handing back to him. You hope this is a good start....

Staying Secret: You begin going with your brother more often but he pays it no mind you make close friends with Pope, Sarah, and Kiara (you finally learned their names) but you have an even better relationship with JJ. You guys hit it off perfectly after meeting and you begin coming around more often but not too often so they don't get suspicious of your (drumroll plsss) relationship. You and JJ usually hang out when the group isn't together or when you guys take beer runs together. You usually hang out place is at your house when John B is out doing something, you guys makeout, cuddle, do his makeup, watch movies, cook, and just other stuff when you're with each other privately.

You think your relationship is perfect, with no problems from your side, and you don't think he has any problems either until you find him at your window bloody and tears running is his face 'JJ what happened to you?!' you pull him into your room and leading him into your bedroom bathroom, he looks at you as if he's contemplating telling you something, he takes a deep breath. 'my dad beats me..' he mumbles, refusing to make eye contact, the air in your lungs immediately leaves 'w-wha..?' eyes prickle as you look at him for conformation. 'my dad did this' he slowly turns his head towards you, small tears running down his face. You kiss his wounds after wiping them with alcohol pads, you take a warm towel and wipe his face.

'do you want to stay the night.?' you mumble while cuddling him, he hums in response and you slowly get up. you pull out some of his clothes and turn on the shower, 'jj c'mon so you can get in the shower..' you mumble, he groans as you pull him up and walk him into the bathroom ' get in the shower so we can sleep jj' you say sleepily ' can you get in with me?' you nod as you take off your clothes and get in. you wash him up then yourself and get out and cuddle for the rest of the night.

QnA:

Q: why is she john b's half sister and not blood?

A: because john b is white and as a black women I don't want to exclude other races by them being fully blood

Q: why is there no smut?

A: because i wasnt sure if miss/mister wanted smut but feel free to ask for a smut part 2

Q:can i request a hc,blurb, or series?

A: yes for now because soon i will be closing my submission box because of school reasons but I can take to week for ur ask to be published

pls send asks and ideas and if u want to be added to my tag list pls ask

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[kumezyzo]

could I get more fwb sapnap, but this time brothers best friend version? I’m literally obsessed with this man rn oml😭😭

it took me so long to think of any ideas for this so its very very short. but i havent posted in a bit so this should be enough 😤😤😤 (jk i know it kinda isnt) i also got this ask right after i was like 'oh im taking a bit of a break'😭

so, the brother!george one is more fluff than dreams. thats it.

anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list

dream

its hard for you and sap to sneak around without your brother knowing. it was almost as if it wasnt worth it. but you would completely forget when he's kissing you and his hands are all over you.

everytime you two end up in either of your rooms, you're worried about dream finding out.

"i really dont think we should be doing this," you whisper as he is sucking hickies into your collarbone. he squeezes your waist and scoffs lightly, his breath tickling your skin.

"you just need to be quiet, baby," he tells you, moving down to kiss your chest once before planting a kiss on your lips.

"as if you're not loud."

but its hard to keep quiet sometimes. especially when he's hitting so deep inside you and speaking to you so lewdly.

george

when sapnap would visit you in london with george, they would stay with you. late at night, he would sneak into your room to see you quietly waiting for him.

you two had to keep quiet or else you brother would wake up. but it was worth it, especially after you two only got to see eachother once in a blue moon. and thats why you two cuddled afterwards, catching up as if you didnt sext/text and call almost everyday. but you both swore there were no feeling involved.

"you should move to florida," he suggested, moving the hair away from your neck. "it would be easier for us to do this, i mean."

you look up from his chest and think to yourself for a moment, "i dont know how i feel about living in america."

he scoffs, "but im there. your brother's there. it wouldnt be too terrible."

you hum, "i dunno...maybe."

i finished watching The Queens Gambit yesterday and i love Harry Mellings acting so much. AND he did so fucking good in The Pale Blue Eye 😫😫😫 i love good actors so mf much -nony

[haro0o]

So is your black and brown fur AU a role reversal for Saki and Yoshi

ah, no actually

BBF is not a reverse AU.

In this world, Saki got mutated not long after The destruction of the Hamato clan. He is more tame than he's OG counterpart. The timeline is almost the same as the OG universe. just not focused on Shredder's revenge.

Splinter is still the boys' dad, and Shredder is still the leader of the foot clan! hope that's clears out!!:D

[rius-cave]

Niffty and Velvette bonding over being Fujoshi

Oh man, I don't think if I could see Velvette being fujoshi (she seems so done with Vox and Val's bullshit) but I can totally see her hanging out with Nifty, if they weren't in opposite teams I suppose lol

[antebellumite]

top 5 antebellum politicians, not including presidents

For the sake of not making this response boring, Im going to personally remove all three of the triumvirs from the running. All three of them are now in Spot 0. Benton and Hayne can be there too.

Which leaves five spots for...

John Randolph of Roanoke literally the MOST fascinating guy. Hes wilder than a herd of horses hoarse on meth. literally created a slur. he brought dogs into congress and stripped in the house of reps and got into verbal and physical fights. he dueled everyone to the point where his contemporaries commented that he should be in a straightjacket. he asked the cousin of the person he was dueling with to be his second in the same duel. he was a dramatic bitch who ordered a european badge of honor to be made for him in honor of that duel. he bemoaned that no one would care about him when he died. when he was near death he painstakingly made his way to the us congress gallery to hear henry clays beautiful voice one last time. whenever the wife of a congressmen he was insulting was in the gallery he doubled down on his insults. when he died he freed the people he enslaved but he did a piss poor job so everything just fell apart. he has tuberculosis but it was contained solely to his dick and so he suffered an inferiority complex and an inability to progress past puberty because of it. and also maybe he had klinefelter syndrome bc of a imbalance either ways, my name on discord is john randolph hrt not because i GENUINELY think he would support hrt, but because the fact that there is a CHANCE he would is still higher than the rest of his colleagues.

Henry Wise also the most insane guy of the time period. like jror, got into fights, but this was way more about slavery. he picked fights with jqa all throughout the gag war. surprisingly woke on several topics including thanksgiving and the rights of native americans. he says some of the funniest things ever sometimes. he thinks abolitionist is a slur. he became a general in the confederate army but got kicked out for being a bitch. somehow flip flopped between every. single. political. party. of his era. including almost becoming a republican near the end of his life. his irreverence for law and order is astounding. he bullied john tyler and literally everyone in congress. the fact that he was drinking buddies with franklin pierce and got him elected but also got pierces friend killed in the cilley graves duel is insane. the fact that in order to try and get henry clay the presidential nomination he literally bent his knee at hugh lawson white and did the equivalent of the uwu face is insane. the fact he more or less murdered john brown is insane. the fact that ralph waldo emerson said that if brown and wise were in a different life, they could have been friends is even more insane. like damn ralph waldo emerson now is NOT the time to be shipping abolitionist john brown and the slavery supporting secessionist governor of virginia who murdered him together. also not going to lie the fact that he never sought a pardon after his involvement in the confederacy is actually a breath of fresh air for this time period. go girl acknowledge that you are undeserving of a pardon or forgiveness for your crimes. i honestly cant do this guy justice without just telling you gto look at my #the field of blood tag. this guy. also i will not lie i did not actually understand his violent tendancies (which to his credit he wasnt like a maniac or anything ) until i saw his photograph. and uh yeah. shaking hands meme between jror and henry wise and the connecting factor is looking feminine and having a serious complex because of it.

Hugh Lawson White his hair. the way hes the only antebellum politician whos wikipedia page actually says what his personality and style was like. fascinating.

Charles Sumner hes such a loser. he deserved so much better. once he fell of a train. he was called his great impotency. he got caned one time and thats all everyone ever remembers about him. his main biographer did him SO DIRTY. he might be ace he might be gay. the hermaphrodite by julia ward howe is probably about the love triangle between julia him and samuel howe, julias husband. he has incredibly modern beliefs about things! hes funny and he has a three way benign rivalry betwen himself seward and douglas. he waxed poetic about daniel websters head and then felt betrayed by him. he once stroked his own head glumly. his eyebags. he got hit with a brick once. his handsomeness is the work of legends. hes awkward and gentlemanly and depressing and optimistic and so many many things its beautiful and he was beautiful and i love him so much! i love his friendship with mary todd lincoln and the way he was basically looming in abraham lincolns window every other night throughout the civil war.

William Plumer Jr. LITERALLY my guy!! his anecdotes are all so fascinating. the time he had a very dramatic meeting with daniel webster about Fate and Destiny. his involvement with preserving american history from the very beginning. just lovely and wonderful and i basically yassify him whenever i imagine him in my head. just wonderful. and these are basically all of them i think, though i like a lot of congressmen of this era.

Bonus, have a drawing of henry wise, a calhouny hugh lawson white for some reason, and fem plumer!

[shinycollarboneapologist]

calling bbf matty after a date because the guy couldn’t get you off 😭🤲

u guys are so sick. (i love it)

but a great opportunity for sneaky phone sex with bbf matty. you're in your apartment, completely dissatisfied and you know theres one guy out there who can talk you into a mindnumbing, body shaking climax. he's already a little peeved that you even went out with someone that wasn't him, but you both have to keep up the charade and keep george (esp) none the wiser. when you call him, he picks up on the first ring, barely even letting the ringtone play out. and he's chuffed, asking you about the date and you're vague at first because you can't really think straight and you think he's just going to be in a piss-poor attitude the whole entire phone call. just as you're about to hang up, you blearily hear him ask a question, and when you don't answer he repeats it, firmer tone "i asked if he made you cum." and you're mind goes blank because that's a little invasive lol, but you're too turned on by just the sheer tone of his voice that you murmur out a meek "no" and he groans, "this is why i told you not to go out with those silly little boys, baby" (he's only like 2-4 years your senior tho, so it does garner an eye roll from you) and you're whimpering an apology, and probably already started touching yourself lbr. and when he hears a gasp from the other end its all over for you, because on top of calling you a baby, he's talking you through it, telling you all of the things he would do to you if he was there and in that knobheads spot. (because if he was, you would not have left until you've cum like three times) and you're barely just barely holding on when he tells you to stop and you just blink because what. but you hear an engine start and he puffs out "i'm on my way." and then he comes over and proves to you why you shouldn't be wasting your time with anyone else but him :D

[abiiors]

Bbf George is so touch tank by queenie coded 💗😭😍

this is literally so cuteee <33 😭 you're right, he is!

[maybanksbabe]

YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVENT TALKED ABOUT YET??? BROTHER'S BEST FRIEND!JJ X ROUTLEDGE!READER AND I KNOW ITS A P COMMON FIC TROPE BUT THE NASTY THOTS ARE BOUNCING AROUND 🥵

[tongue-like-a-razor]

This is a no pressure ask, but do you plan to continue Hotter than Texas and Brother's best friend? Literally my favourite Rooster and Hangman series

Aww really?? 🥹🥹 That is such a huge compliment, thank you!! I will be continuing both of them 😁 BBF is coming shortly ���

[sturnioz]

https://www.tumblr.com/sturnioz/763457368084414464/i-also-love-what-are-they-doing-right-now

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i feel the opposite… i love their little relatable, mundane tasks… 😔

but what’s bbf!matt doing rn!

->💌

oh i miss bbf!matt. he's currently fucking you in the living-room while waiting for your brother to get ready so they can head out (i need to write this i fear. putting it in the drafts)

[chaos-le-mieux]

Error Chara Answers: 019

27th Question asked by: Captinditto

28th Question asked by: Shadowlord202 TW: Angst Ah Yes, even as Error's, Flowey and Sans are the best of friends Best buddies Yup Look at all those Friendliness Pellets, don't they look like a Blast! As for the second question. A feeling that's all to familiar for Chara, even as an Error. When at their low, there's only person who they can take their frustrations out on... themselves. And yeah, Flowey is appalled at both parts of the question, which is interesting, since he states he can't feel anything... Enjoy~ Undertale © Toby Fox