#bbb's mom mention

[screwzara]

LDF AU headcanons

Amato and Ghazali once lost Bbb and Ali in an IKEA, for at least 7 hours. They went to IKEA like to buy furniture for Tok aba new house in Pulau Rintia after he moved there after Umis death, and they have to bring the boys cause their wife's are working, and like imagine these two stupid men arguing about whether they should get the plates that are boring and a bit plain, or the ones that look like a drunk person with zero coordination skills made them, guess who wanted to buy which plates, and in the middle of the argument Mechabot blurts out "Where are the kids?!"

They both stop point blank and spend the next hour running around the ridiculously big IKEA warehouse, why did they have to go to the biggest one in Malaysia looking for their sons. It never occurred to them to try and go to the front desk and ask the worker for help.

The boys just got bored of hearing their daddies argue and sneaked off to the kids area. Tok aba and their wives kill them after they find out.

Tok aba tells the story to their friends once and since Ali and Bbb were too young to remember their a bit shocked it happened.

Boboiboy & Ali: Wait, that happened????

Tok Aba: *oddly happy sigh* Indeed, Boboiboy and Ali, indeed

[sunlightmurdock]

could I request thunderstorms and pillow forts with BBB!Bradley and cozy? 🥹

A Rainy Day | Boxer!Bradley x Bambi

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synopsis: after plans are soiled, Bradley thinks of something the two of you can share on a rainy day.

warnings: mentions of terminally ill parents, upsetting childhoods.

…

The disappointment on your face is palpable, a deep frown etched into your features as you stare out of the window. Today was one of Bradley’s only days off with the pick-up in clients recently. It had been marked on your calendar as Pumpkin Patch Day for four weeks now.

Lightning flashes, followed by a threatening rumble of thunder somewhere beyond the window.

Bradley scrubs a hand over his jaw and sighs softly.

“Maybe we could do something inside instead?” He offers up weakly, knowing how much effort you had put into planning today, and how excited you had been for it.

You turn your head and look at him over your shoulder. He can tell that you try to look optimistic for him, but there’s no hiding the clear sadness.

“Like what?”

He looks around the apartment. Wracking his brain for ideas, he quickly realises that his upbringing didn’t exactly prime him for this sort of planning.

“Is there anything else you liked to do as a kid? — What do kids do for fun, anyways?” He’s almost talking to himself for the latter part of his question, staring at the carpet. He’s trying. You can appreciate that much.

That had been your whole reasoning for this. There was so much that Bradley hadn’t gotten to do as a kid — his mother had been sick, and the closest thing he had to a father ran a boxing gym that simply wasn’t a suitable environment.

“Oh!” He thinks suddenly. You lift your chin and give him your attention. “You know one thing I really liked to do as a kid?”

This perks a real reaction, enough for the big dog on your lap to lift his head and look quizzically toward your boyfriend, like he’s listening too.

“You know the scene in the movie Hook where Maggie Smith is reading to the little girl and they’re in that fort? — My mom and I used to build stuff like that when she was too sick to go out.”

Your face twists, you frown morphing from disappointment to pity at once — but he doesn’t mind the pity, not from you. He knows you just want more for him. It’s just that all of his stories are so… sad.

“You would build pillow forts together?” You ask quietly, trying to imagine him all small and buried under blankets and pillows, tucked under his mother’s arm.

“All the time.” She was too sick to go out a lot. But, this isn’t one of his sad memories. He finds a smile and pushes himself out of the armchair. “Come on, I’ll show you how.”

His first instruction is to find all the blankets that you can — he knows that you’ve got plenty. By the time you return with arms full, you find that he has somewhat deconstructed your living room.

The couch is pushed way back and the coffee table is now by kitchen island, the couch cushions are on the ground and there’s a lamp right in the middle — with its lampshade discarded.

As you open your mouth to question his changes, he steps over to you and kisses the top of your head, scooping up your mass of blankets. “Perfect, and then we just want to drape them over the lamp — and over the back of the couch, and prop this up over here.”

There’s a method to his madness, clearly, as you watch his little plan start to come together.

Another idea sparks in his head as he’s busy positioning the blankets. “You want to light some candles? — We can play monopoly or something.”

“I don’t play monopoly with cheaters.” Comes out of your mouth more quickly than you had intended, making his head whip towards you. His lips twist upwards, brown eyes narrowing playfully.

“Fine. How about a movie?”

With the candles lit, your small apartment seems abundantly less gray. It’s more shades of orange and amber now with the flickering light and the soft glow of the television.

Bradley’s awkwardly curled within the ‘fort’ with you on his chest and his arms around you. His chin rests atop your head and you can tell that this is one of those times that he really lets himself relax.

It’s not quite as easy for him to fit into the pillow fort as it had been when he was a kid, but it brings back a strange and sweeping sense of nostalgia.

He’s quick to pull you against him, curled up and watching a movie meant for kids, his thumb trailing patterns just under the breach of your t-shirt.

He’ll let you take him to the pumpkin patch someday, and he’ll appreciate your planning and make sure it’s a good day — but there’s nothing that beats this.

…

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let the rain sing. 1 (a.a.)

U KNOW BETTER SO U DID BETTER😛😛😛💯💯💯

hi lol 

wc;cw: 1.9k, dadsbestfriend!abby, lawstudent!oc, large age gap(oc is 25, abby is mid 40s), abby is bi<3, mentions of insomnia, brief mentions of alcohol and dubcon, descriptions of sex, descriptions of eating out no fatburger, some sex lol MDNI, hitting it from the bbb b b bback, some cervix brushing?? idk uhh i forgot what it’s called, some dirty talk, some angst😧 

THREE MONTHS LATER

“A-bby! Fuckfuckfuuuck—m’gonna cum again!” Your screams were muffled by Abby’s pillow.

You could hear the smirk in her voice as she fucked you harder, skin smacking against each other, “Yeah, baby? Give it t’me, make me proud, c’mon c’mon c’mon— “

Abby fucked into you deeper, your ass clapping against her hips. Your mouth dropped open in a silent shout, your body stiffening as you shoved your face into her pillow, breathing in her angelic scent. Your orgasm ripped through your entire body in slow, but harsh waves, your hips moving on autopilot to drag out the feeling for as long as you could. Your nails dug into the pillow under your head as you wailed her name out. 

You could barely hear Abby’s sweet voice talking you through it over your screams and the pounding in your ears, “Yeaaah, that’s a good girl. This what you need? Just wanna get put t’bed? Huh?” 

You nodded brainlessly, your walls still on squeezing her cock as she grinded you out as deep as she could reach. The head of her dick brushing against your cervix almost made you burst again. You hated how you could feel another building in your gut; you barely finished this one! 

You were going to sleep so well tonight. 

Fucking your dad’s friend was… not a part of your plan of finally getting shut eye. Not in the slightest!

Abby started turning up at your parents' home very often two months ago. Sometimes she would come with friends, sometimes alone, and you grew tired of people constantly showing up in your space without warning. Your patience reached its limit after a couple of weeks, and you’d finally planned to have a conversation with your parents about your struggles with sleeping and your distaste for constant company after your lecture that day, but you were swiftly thrown into other plans by your friends. 

They were able to convince you to finally get out of the house and go to dinner with them. They hadn’t stopped their pestering after your curt denials, begging you to spend time with them due to how much they missed you. When you reluctantly gave in to their pleads, they made sure to pick out a revealing dress for you to wear while they did your hair, claiming that sugar mommies and daddies were on the loose! 

You were tipsy from the wine and your feet hurt from the heels, but you were proud of yourself for finally getting out of the house and being… normal. 

But you weren’t prepared to walk up and see your garage door wide open, Abby and your father lifting heavy boxes from one shelf to the other. She was in a muscle-tee that showed her gigantic biceps and jeans that hugged her thighs and ass. She was sweating, and her hair was pulled up into a ponytail do you could see her flushed, dripping neck and what the fuck—

Hi, sweet pea! Why’re standin’ there like that?

Your father’s gentle voice had pulled you out of your daze, your body going from groggy to alert when she turned around to look at you. You saw a smile instantly grow on her face at the mention of you, but the second you made eye contact, her face went stoic. Almost dark. 

You slowly entered the garage, and your dad came over to plant a light kiss on your forehead, box in hand. 

Abby was just helping me reorganize before me’n mom head out! How was dinner?

Good, you’d replied instantly, your eyes still on Abby, and hers on you. How was your day? 

He rambled about his day as he fixed the boxes on the shelf, but you couldn’t hear anything he was saying as you and Abby stared at each other. Your body had already been hot from her getup, but you nearly burst into flames when she studied you from head to toe. She took her time as her eyes shamelessly roamed over your appearance; her eyes had been glued on your legs. 

You would’ve been taken aback at her ogling if you didn’t already have some inkling that she was attracted to you at the very minimum. She never failed to check up on you, gently talk you out of your anxiety from your classes, compliment you, touch you with such care, whether it be rubbing your back as you cried to her from stress or were pulled into her warm embrace. It made you starry-eyed overtime, and you came to expect it whenever you saw her. 

But you weren’t prepared for her to push you up against the garage door, lift your dress up and move your thong to the side, dropping to her knees and licking into you until you came hard on her tongue after your parents went on their scheduled date night. 

It all happened so quickly, and the sequence of events were still blurry; you were almost convinced that it wasn’t real, but it was, and it felt so good to be touched like that. You recall her walking towards you after your dad rushed upstairs to shower, asking how you were, how you felt, why you were so dolled up. She smelled like daisies, and you almost passed out. 

Next thing you know, you were pressed between her and the door with her tongue down your throat. 

The first orgasm she gave completely shattered you, so much so that she was forced to carry your lax body upstairs and tuck you in herself. She changed you and took your makeup off, and the second your head hit the pillow, you were out like a light. 

You’d woken up twelve hours later to birds chirping and sunshine, and you couldn’t believe it. 

Guilt hit you like a freight train the second your eyes opened, and you forced yourself to sob quietly into your pillow so your parents would hear. It made you cry harder when the remorse slowly got overshined by… craving. More of Abby, of sleep, anything to get you to fucking sleep. 

To say you developed an addiction to sex with Abby was an understatement. You texted her almost every night these past weeks after your intense lectures begging for her to make you cum, to fuck you back to sleep like she did the first time, and she always accepted. You were shocked that she hadn’t blocked your fucking number yet; she never failed to reply to your proposals with an Of course honey. She was always so sweet, and it made you feel gross.

Not only was her sex a blessing in disguise for your crippling insomnia, but it was good. It was so, so good. She knew just how to fuck you, and she left you completely brainless every time. 

You hated that you couldn’t stop, but you needed this. You needed her to fuck you: you became a mere vessel from your lack of rest, and she revived you. You haven’t slept this well since you were a toddler. 

“Okay, honey? Need some more?”

You could feel Abby’s soft hands rubbing up and down your spine as she gently whispered to you, bringing you back down from your pleasure. You could barely move, and you felt that feeling of exhaustion take over your body, weighing it down into her mussed sheets as your eyes grew heavy. 

You gently shook your head at her. You were satisfied and tired, and you needed to get home so you could sleep. You had to work on your thesis tomorrow; you were going to zoom through your editing, thanks to her. 

You barely heard Abby whispering okay to you, gently pulling out and moving the pillows out from under your hips. You could feel her gently rubbing your sides, massaging into the sweaty, plush skin, allowing you to stretch out your limbs. 

Your breathing was still heavy, and your legs were shaking, but you subtly moved away from her touch and sat up, your feet planted on the floor. You saw Abby stand to remove her strap from her hips out the corner of your eye, and a shiver went up your spine when you saw glistening wetness between her legs. You looked down, grabbing your clothes off the floor in a hurry. 

You both redressed in silence, the shuffling of 

“Do you need some help getting home?” You heard Abby offer kindly from in front of you. You straightened out your shirt, cringing at the awkwardness. This was the worst part about your agreement. 

“No.”

Your reply was drier than necessary as you grabbed your phone from the dresser. You heard her sigh. 

“Oh… Alright. I’ll walk you downstairs.” 

Your tone softened at her dejection, and you turned to look at her. “I’m good, Abby. Thank you, though.” 

She smiled, but you noticed the small grimace, “Okay, um… Let me know when you get home?” 

You nodded, walking towards her bedroom door, “Sure.” 

“Goodnight.” 

“Night.” 

And you left, gently shutting the door behind you. You made your way to the front door: you always made sure to avoid the array of pictures of her, her ex-husband, and her babygirl. 

You grabbed your purse and keys from the rack on the wall and vacated through the front door. You shut it and snagged the spare key from under her mat, locking it and wobbling back to your car. 

You could still feel her inside you with every step you took, and it almost made you turn around and climb back into her bed. 

Your home was dark and silent, indicating that your parents were asleep. 

You locked and shut the door behind you, throwing your purse on the couch and hanging up your keys. You pulled your phone out to let Abby know you made it back safely before shutting it off and walking upstairs. 

You grabbed your speaker from your bedroom before heading to the bathroom, turning on the shower until it was boiling, and smoke filled the room. You put on your ocean playlist and stripped, hopping into the shower, and letting the droplets burn your skin. 

You washed yourself, the scent of lavender and the sound of crashing waves surrounding you, relaxing you further as you dove deep in thought. 

Whenever you and Abby had sex, you felt terrible afterwards. For being selfish, for being avoidant, for being an awful, disloyal daughter. 

You made your boundaries very evident to Abby after you first fucked: no sex in your parents' home, you always contact her first, no interacting at your family’s gatherings. None of it. You two practically became strangers outside the bedroom, and she agreed without complaint, telling you that she needed this just as badly as you did. You never asked her why, but you could guess.

Your euphoria always resulted in you feeling embarrassed and full of regret, but whenever you saw her, you couldn’t stop the nasty swirl in your gut that lured you to take from her. To use her however you wished. 

And she allowed it every time you asked. Completely at your disposal whenever you needed her. It made you feel worse. But you couldn’t stop. 

You finished your shower with a gray heart, drying off and shutting your speaker down before padding into your room. 

You grabbed some panties and a t-shirt from your drawer, dressing before climbing into bed. You plugged your phone into the charger and dove face-down into your pillows. You could almost feel Abby’s hand on the back of your neck, holding you down and keeping you still for her as she cried your name out. 

Your eyes flew open at the loud ding that rang through your room. 

You sighed and unlocked it, reading the text from Abby and putting your phone on silent. 

Sleep well. :)

You did. 

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[holylulusworld]

Best-in-law (3)

Title: Best-in-law

Summary: It’s time to tell your parents about the baby. How will they react?

Pairing: CEO!Bucky Barnes x fem!Reader

Characters:  your parents, Winnifred Barnes, George Barnes

Warnings: angst, language, mentions of awful mother-in-law, pregnant reader, rueful Bucky, fluff, cuddling & snuggling, your parents are the best

Square Filled for @buckybarnesbingo​​​​: Free Space - Pregnancy

Rating: Mature

Words: 1,9 k

A/N: This is the calm before the storm...

<< Part 2

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Pacing the bedroom Bucky waits for you to leave the bathroom. It’s time to finally tell your parents about the baby and he’s nervous as hell. “Doll, how much longer?”

“Bucky, you need to calm down,” you step out of the bathroom, sighing at the state your boyfriend is in. Since you left his parents’ house two weeks ago, he’s a wreck. He can’t believe his mother went so far as to call you a gold-digger and to doubt the baby in your belly is Bucky’s child. “We can go now. My parents love you, Buck.”

“I know,” he nods more to himself. “I just fear your father will hate me for knocking his unmarried daughter up. What if he kicks me out of his house?”

“Unmarried what?” giggling you look at Bucky. He seems to be serious, and you take his hand to place it on your tiny baby bump. “Bucky, my father is not old-fashioned. He knows you are doing dirty things to me.”

“Fuck, he knows we have sex?” this time you burst into laughter. “Y/N, that’s not funny. Your father knows we have sex. That’s just awful.” You snort at his words. “Doll, stop laughing. I respect that man.”

“He respects you too, Bucky. My father likes you very much, even though he knows you like to put your cock inside of me,” he grins now, eyes immediately dropping to his hand on your belly. “And yeah, you got me full of you.”

“Bucky!” your mother wraps your boyfriend in a hug to welcome him to their house. “Boy, you look good. Did you get bigger? Oh, I know. You did something with your hair?” she smiles at Bucky, patting his cheek as he looks at your father.

“Bucky,” holding out his hand your father smiles at you and Bucky, “good to have you around again, son. We’ve missed having you here.”

“How was the dinner with Bucky’s parents? You didn’t tell me about it so far,” you hate that you didn’t tell your mother about Winnifred’s behavior at the dinner or what she said about your baby.

“Mom, Dad,” you wrap your mother in a hug, sniffling as she runs her hands over your back. “It was just…”

“Awful,” sighing deeply Bucky looks your father in the eyes. “I’m sorry to tell you that my mother acted out. She ruined the dinner for Y/N. Steve and Peggy even left the dinner.”

“What do you mean, Bucky? Why would your mother act out? She doesn’t even know my daughter,” your mother guides you toward the living room, swallowing thickly as the damn breaks and you start to cry. “Oh, honeybee. What happened?”

“I-we,” stiffly standing next to your father Bucky tells them what happened at the dinner. He admits that he played his part in his mother’s foul game too. “I’m sorry. All I can say is that I couldn’t believe my mother was mean to Y/N on purpose. Now I know better.”

“Did you make things up to my daughter? I hope you did so. I’d hate to punch your nose, son,” your father gives Bucky a stern look, hoping he didn’t ruin your relationship. “Bucky?”

“Yes, I tried,” Bucky hastily says. “I see now that my mother planned to make Y/N feel miserable. What my mother did was awful, and I will not talk to her for the time being. Not until she apologized for everything she did to Y/N and tries to do better.”

“Mommy,” you lift your head to meet your mother’s gaze. She gives you a soft smile as you look down at your body. “I—”

“My honeybee, you are glowing,” she coos, immediately placing her hand on your belly. “Darling, our baby is going to have a baby.” Now you hug each other, crying as your father looks at Bucky, brows furrowed in a silent question.

“Sir,” clearing his throat Bucky gets a cigar out, “you are going to be a grandfather soon. In around seven months. Uh—I think it’s a boy.”

“Son,” placing his hand onto Bucky’s shoulder your father sniffs, “did you already choose a name? What about Y/F/N? A good name; a strong one too.”

“Daddy!” you grumble. “We don’t even know the gender yet. Just you know, we will not name our child yet. Bucky and I will wait for the right moment and decide on a name.”

“Darling, we need to prepare the spare room. We will need a playroom for our grandchild,” your father already gets his phone out to look for ideas to design a room for a baby. “Airships, boats, cars … princesses.”

“What?” watching your father scroll through his phone Bucky smiles. Your family welcomed him with open arms, and he feels even worse remembering the way your mother treated you. “Sir, maybe we should choose a unisex design.”

“Good idea, Bucky,” patting your boyfriend’s shoulder your father smirks. “Let’s talk about furniture and wallpapers.”

“I think we should have lunch first. Don’t you think, darling,” your mother chuckles as your father sighs deeply. “I know you want to order all the nice things we will not need, but our daughter is hungry.”

“A pregnant lady is always hungry, son,” pointing at you your father lowers his voice. “Always have pickles, ice cream, sweets, and Chinese food at home. You must make your girl happy, or she will turn into a grumpy bear. I made the mistake of not having pickles at home one night. It didn’t end well for me.”

“I heard that, Y/F/N,” your mother retorts. “Now stop conspiring with Bucky. We will eat now, and later your son-in-law will tell me everything his mother did to my baby girl.”

“Yes, ma’am,” your father and Bucky say in unison, making you and your mother chuckle.

“Mrs. Y/L/N, that’s the best chicken parmesan I ever ate,” you narrow your eyes at Bucky, and he chokes on the food. “What I wanted to say is that your daughter must’ve learned to make the best chicken parmesan from you.”

“Aw, did you hear that, darling? Bucky is such a good liar,” your mother chuckles. “I know the chicken is too dry. But keep on telling me good things about my food.”

“So, back to Winnifred Barnes and the night she messed her chance up to get to know my lovely daughter,” Bucky smiles when your father softly pecks your cheek. “Look at her, she’s so beautiful while pregnant with our grandchild.”

You never saw your father cry before. Now this strong and tall man sits next to you, close to tears. “Y/F/N, don’t make me cry.”

“You already know what my mother did at the dinner. It’s inexcusable and I apologize on her behalf for the way she treated your daughter and the woman I love. It was one of the few times I let your daughter down too. I’m so sorry…”

“A mother is important to their children,” your mother pats Bucky’s hand. “We understand that you tried to see your mother’s side. It’s just…she acted like…”

“A cunt,” you throw in, giggling as your mother rolls her eyes. “It’s true, mom. I tried so hard to figure out what I did wrong to deserve her hatred. In the end, I realized there was nothing I could do to make her like me.”

“She never wanted to give Y/N a chance,” Bucky says, admitting that his mother turned into a horrible person. “I don’t know what happened to my loving mother. She never acted like that before.”

“Bucky,” your father takes a deep breath. He looks your boyfriend straight in the eyes as he fights to get the truth out. “I didn’t like you much in the beginning too. I mean, there was no reason to hate you, but I did. Do you know why?”

“No, Sir,” shaking his head Bucky fears your parents only pretended to like him. “Do you still hate me?”

“I hated you as I saw how happy you make my daughter. Right at that moment, I knew that I lost my little girl to you, Bucky,” his features soften, and he gives Bucky a warm smile. “I love you like a son now, knowing you make my daughter happy. But it was hard for me to let Y/N go.”

“This has nothing to do with the fear of losing me to someone else, Sir. My mother never treated one of my other girlfriends the way she treated Y/N. She wanted me to get back together with my ex, Dot.”

“Well, in that case,” your mother shrugs, “Y/N was right. Your mother is a cunt.”

“Why are you still up?” your mother asks as your father stands at the window to watch the neighbor’s cat sneak into their garden. “Darling?”

“What will we do about Winnifred Barnes?” he mumbles. “I won’t let her treat our honeybee the way she did. That woman called our daughter a gold-digger and doubted the baby is Bucky’s.”

“As I said. She is a cunt,” standing next to her husband your mother smirks. “I think we will intervene and make sure that woman stays out of Y/N’s and Bucky’s life. I will not allow her to ruin their relationship.”

“We will protect Y/N, Bucky, and their babe,” glancing at your mother he smirks. “When do we start, my love?”

“Your parents are great,” you snuggle in Bucky’s chest, and rest your tired head on his shoulder. “I just wish my mom would be more like yours. I can’t believe what she did.”

“I get that she doesn’t like me for a reason I didn’t figure out yet but, why favoring Dot? Were they best friends or something?” Bucky frowns at your question. “Why does she like Dot so much?”

“I don’t think they were friends. Dot and I were in an on-off relationship. One day we were happy together and the next, she wanted to break things up,” Bucky explains things you already knew. “I let her toy with me for a while, blinded by lust and maybe love. I told myself things will work out, but it just got worse. Steve told me to imagine a life with Dot after yet another breakup. He made me see there was no future for Dot and me.”

“Winnifred wants you back together with Dot for a reason. If it’s not a deep friendship,” you groan. “I just don’t get it…”

“Let’s sleep a bit, doll. Maybe we can figure out what my mother is up to after a good night’s sleep. I’ll call Steve and ask him to come around on Monday. For now, let’s enjoy the weekend at your parents’ house and focus on us and the baby.”

“Yeah…the baby,” you take Bucky’s hand to place it onto your belly. “Can you imagine feeling them kick? I want to feel it already.”

“Winnifred, can you just not? Stop calling our son,” George tuts as his wife dials her son’s number once again. “James told you to leave him alone until you come to your senses. I still don’t know why you treated the sweet girl like that.”

“Sweet girl,” Winnifred sneers. “That woman is not good enough for my Jamie, George. I will make him see she’s nothing but a good lay. He was allowed to have some fun with the girl, but now the fun is over. I won’t let him marry that whore.”

“Winni, that is enough,” George angrily grunts. “I don’t know what’s wrong with you but stop messing with our son’s life. He’s a good man, a smart one. James loves that girl, and they are going to have a baby. It’s your choice, but I’d rather be a part of my child’s life and see my grandchildren.”

“He can have more children with someone else,” storming out of the room George grumbles under his breath. “They are all the same. Like mother, like daughter…”

>> Part 4

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things i WISH would happen in bbbglxs2

some of the elemental forms starts disobeying boboiboy's own thoughts (while not splitting) and went rampage, leading to boboiboy having a mild identity crisis

the rest of kokotaim gang getting separated in a different room where they meet different enemies, reminding each of them of what they ACTUALLY wished to be (yaya & ying to focus on their studies, fang to pursue a career + get popular and gopal to be a chef ?? maybe idk) making the four of them questions if being a superhero is TRULY what they wanted

ying being the main focus of an arc. maybe her time manipulation power is very useful for some dangerous organizations that led to her getting hunted down, boboiboy and gopal went to help her hide somewhere safe + contact the TAPOPS station while yaya and fang did their hardest to stop those people from the organizations until laksamana tarung came and beat all of them up

i think it would be fun if at some point in the plot, gopal feels like he's not worthy to be alongside his friends bc he's not "strong enough", so he asked someone (laksamana tarung maybe?? give him more role in the story pls) to train him in battlefield, especially focused on physical strength and taking more advantages of his power by turning things into strong material and using it as a weapon

kaizo redemption arc. make him apologize to fang and explain Everything that happened to them on their planet, as well as what happened to their parents. (bonus point if fang doesn't fully accept the apology but now appreciate kaizo more as an older brother)

(spoiler of a character in the windara arc?) maripos being an official part of TAPOPS and the kokotaim gang like qually. i think his character is wayy to good to be left off in just one arc

boboiboy sparring with sai and shielda to improve his battle techniques (bonus point if fang noticed bbb while hes training and reminds him that he doesn't have to push himself too hard, with boboiboy replying that he had to get stronger to protect his friends)

a whole chapter right after the previous one in which boboiboy came back to earth & spent the whole day splitting into 5/7 to help Tok Aba with his cocoa shop, since his atok is getting weaker and weaker by days (bonus point if the elementals interacts a lot in this chapter w/ gempa being the mom like usual, and double point if the chapter ends with boboiboy lying on the bed at night, exhausted, while whispering to ochobot that maybe, just maybe, he really DO need a rest)

did i mention about how tok aba is getting weaker? what if a few chapters after that, tok aba send a message thru ochobot with his last moments and last words, and boboiboy just breaks down there. the kokotaim gang is there to comfort him (with lots of hugging and crying). though their motivational words did help, boboiboy become much more ruthless from this day onwards, as he no longer show remorse to the enemies who gets in his way. he's still very kind and selfless ofc, but he will not hesitate to use violence if necessary.

yaya developing more anger issues. maybe she would lecture the gang about how its bad to hurt others (esp boboiboy after he became more cold-hearted) to the point she snapped and decided to distance herself from the gang and take a break from being a lance corporal in TAPOPS. (idk how to end this situation in a non-angst way actually 😭 u guys can tell me more of ur ideas in if u want)

[doctor-plagueis]

RWBY Booty Tier List

Hi I said it would happen so now it's gonna happen, time to rate asses and explain why I gave them that rating...

(also they are in order from flattest to phattest)

[This took way too long (T-T) ]

Starting with D TIER Aka Flat as fuck

Raven: Ya go to the lowest tier in D tier ya all-tits-no-ass having ass, you deadbeat fucko (I really don't like parents who leave their children, how'd you guess?).

Weiss : Sorry girl but even with all your dance training, your Sperm donor's DNA is in you, if it was just your mom's DNA you'd rocket up to A TIER, still more ass than Raven tho, which says a lot about Raven since Weiss is as flat as a wooden plank (sorry @naughtyweiss your girl has no ass).

All of team NDGO: these bitches show up once or twice, and, in the novels they do something bad? I didn't read it, but they like sacrifice some people to the Grimm or something? Anyways they have almost no ass too little to actually matter.

C TIER Aka Too much muscle

Pyrrha : Sorry unbeatable girl your life style is just too healthy, with all her exercises and no fat foods she has no cushioning, I'm sorry Pyrrha you just have too much muscle.

Reese : With all her skating she must have some muscle in the back, like literally, her muscles are trained to keep her on the board during combat so her ass is super firm, but that's a bit of a downside since it's too firm, kinda hard actually like really hard.

Also she gives me party animal girl vibes, that doesn't affect anything just thought I'd mention it.

Elm: Have you seen how tall and beefy that girl is? Now does this affect her backside...mmm...kind of? Her ass is just and, I mean just muscle which is bad because no cushioning.

But her thighs tho mm~mm delicious.

Yang : Yang is all about her upper body, she's proud of her tits and her arms, she is Miss "punch first ask later" after all, so i can actually see her skipping some leg days, like Reese her booty is alot of muscle but not so much cushion, sorry Yang.

Arslan : Like Yang, Arslan is all about working out and honing her body to peak physical fighting ability, however, this girl has genetics on her side, her tits aren't as big as Yang’s however, she make up for having a tentsy little bit of cushion for the pushin' not really enough to be B TIER though.

B TIER Aka Now were gettin' good

Penny Ver.2 : Penny Version 1 was pure metal (at least in my headcanon) so she was all legs no butt, however, Penny Version 2 (again in my headcanon) had synthetic skin, now I'm not saying Pietro is some weird pervert giving his child a fat ass, but he was "generous" which was inaccurate as...

Penny (human) : Penny as a human never had the chance to exercise [fuck you RT (T-T)], so her booty was a little lacking but it was still bigger and rounder than her robot body.

Ruby: Now you and I both know that with all the sweets Ruby eats she isn't exactly thin, good thing though is all the fat goes to her ass, Ruby has that fatty y'all!

Neo : I'm sure people will question this one but, Neo's height is a detrement on her ass, since she's so short her ass has to be proportional to her actual height, so for women her height she has so much ass but compared to the others in this list it isn't as much.

Coco: Coco takes care of her fashion and her body. She does squats often and keeps a balance between fat and firmness. Unfortunately genetics gave her a cute face but not a phat ass, sorry queen.

Summer: Same as Ruby except she has that MILFY boost to her hips and booty (she also has bigger tits but, oh well this isn't the Titty Tier list so...).

Winter : Training for the military helped null the taint of Jacques DNA in her, so she took a bit more of her mother’s blessed genes, her ass isn't exactly impressive like the girls in A TIER but it's nothing to scoff at either, unlike her sister (sorry Weissey).

Miltiades "Miltia" : both sisters wear heels, however, Miltia has bigger boobs than her twin while Mel has a bigger booty, still wearing heels and being as acrobatic as they both are requires a lot of lower body training, and also since they work at a club as security they do know how to seduce people, and that did affected their rating.

A TIER Aka Nearly perfectly fuckable

Harriet : Now to be one hundred percent honest Harriet has more thighs than ass, however, with her focus on speed and the training she does, she must have a nice fuckable ass, not the biggest or roundest but really, really nice.

Melanie: Both sisters are guards for Junior's club, but, I like to think that Mel also works as a Stripper or Lap dancer (Hooker if you got enough to buy her services and have a dick big enough, she's a bit of a size queen), so she worked on making her already fat ass even better and also took the time to hone her sex appeal, those being her twerking and lapdancing.

Velvet : Bunny gal has some phat Bunny Buns if ya catch my meaning, like go back to volume 3 and get a good look at her costume, girl's got hips and ass like she was bred for it!

Willow: Have you seen her in the newest volumes?? She has a chance (admittedly small) against the legendary bellabooties Gahtdayum!

Too bad she wasted it with a nearly sterile fucking shit pile of a human like Jacques, ugh... (How he managed to have 3 children baffles me, must've taken half the world’s supply of Viagra)

[Side note our favorite Schnee femboy took after his mom, if he was on the list he'd be just below Harriet hehe].

A+ TIER Candidates for the Bubble Booty Brigade (BBB)

Glynda : Glynda is a professional huntress, she is a teacher and she's decked out in dominatrix gear, can I make it any clearer?

Salem : Salem is the original MILF, the thiccest witch of remnant , and also, she has magic and is technically a monster girl sooo... that gives her extra points (who would've guessed I like monster girls hehe).

The next entry might be blasphemous for some and for that I apologize but...

Blake and Kali : I'm sorry kitties, even though the belabooties are know world wide they are not yet in the BBB. Blake has the firmer booty because of her time in the Fang but Kali has the MILF bonus.

Because of their similarities and their diferences they tie for top of A+ tier.

S TIER The BUBBLE BOOTY BRIGADE

The three heavenly asses of remnant, only three girl stand a top the mountain of the perfect Bubble Booty and they are in order...

May Zedong : May has been depicted by the fandom as being really curvy, especially the cow udders she calls breasts, however she hides her curves under her clothes. The same applies to the fucking badonk she hides in her baggy pants, so much so in fact, that May should be number two of the BBB but because she's so shy about her body she's demoted to number three, still, being a member of the Brigade is a blesing of itself.

Emerald Sustrai : As stated in the previous entry Em should be number three, but because May is so shy and Emerald isn't they swaped places. Em is number two because of one singular thing, she knows her ass is her best atribute, and she fucking flaunts it, she knows she can make men and futas pitch tents, and make women stare like horndogs just by walking past them. Not only that, but she wear clothes that accentuate her ass from short shorts to miniskirts, she knows how to make anyone undeserving cream themselves just by swaying her hips a little and winking. Her seduction skills boosted her above everyone else except one.

NORA VALKYRIE THE ONE TRUE BUBBLE BOOTY OF REMNANT

Every single step a jiggle, every single jump or tiny hop and the world stops to stare, every time she passes by jaws hit the floor, every man woman and futa either wants Nora or wants to be Nora.

Nora's voluptuous cheeks are legendary and the worst part of it all is: She does know the effect she has on people, and she gives zero shits about it.

Because no one is worthy of her divine ass cheeks, except for two men: Jaune Arc and Lie Ren.

She's found her studs the ones who care for her, love her, give her the world AND the ones who have huge bitch breaking cocks to fuck her into the sheets like rutting animals.Every.Single.Night.

Every day of her life is one big teasing session for her studs, she purposefully wear skirts just short enough to see the glorious bounce, she always finds excuses to bend over, she sits on their laps as often as possible.

Just so she can have the mind blowing three ways she has every night.

All hail Booty Queen Nora Valkyrie.

Now everyone thank you for being patient this was something i spent a few days writing (like 3-4 days) and I only wrote this for that time so I hope y'all like it.

Some chacters are missing I know, but I really am comfortable with how it is now.

As always this SHOULD NOT AFFECT YOUR WRITING.

This was a thought experiment of mine, and like I always say in this sort of thing WRITE HOW YOU WANT TO WRITE I hope this was clear.

Thanks for reading and please if you so desire share it with friends.

But for now see ya!

[globophobicligyrophobiccontent]

[Updating regularly! LEAVE SUGGESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS!]

If you want me to write more extensive about this and other characters' globophobia, I'll do it.

I've always liked the fact that some characters have fears or phobias, they make them easier to empathize). And now imagine that the characters have our phobia, it's the not you are alone, you are not crazy that we need sometimes. But without further blahblah let's get started

-Komodo (Animal Mechanicals): This is the character that enlightened me as a child and for whom I make this list. Mechanimals are, that, robot animals, that go on missions, learn things, a preschool series basically. In this episode, they had to go to a volcano that releases balloons, but they were exploding, and they had to find a way to stop them. And as they go to the island, one of the balloons explodes and Komodo freaks out, and BOOM, my child's mind lit up. The simple fact that a character has my fear changed my world. [You can find this chapter on YouTube: Balloon Volcano Island]

-Lacey (Corner Gas): I found this from pure searching. In short, they throw a party for this character Lacey, who seems to have balloonphobia, and then at the end of the chapter she goes to therapy with a friend who also has it and now she can take them better. [You can find this chapter in some "third party" service]

-Clyde (The Loud House): Another that I found watching cartoons. In one chapter, Lincoln's friend, Clyde, mentions having strange reactions when trying to blow up balloons (the typical symptoms, dizziness, blurred vision, etc.) And although he tries to overcome it, he still cannot.

-BoBoiBoy: This series shows how far off the internet I managed to get by looking for info about my phobia hahahaha. In short, it is an Malaysian series about a boy with superpowers. In one of those, his enemy catches him, and takes him to a torture room to get information from him, where by mistake his henchmen throw him a party. Angry by mistake he pops a balloon, and discovers that BBB scares him. They put him to the limit and he manages to unleash his superpower. [You can find this scene on YouTube]

-Roy (The IT Crowd): Now with a series a little more known. Roy mentions that he is going to a party, which his friend asks if it was that he did not like parties, to which he responds one of the best phrases I use to explain my phobia "Balloons explode Jen, they explode so suddenly and unexpectedly, that they have the capacity to give me a little fright, and I find that unbearable." [You can find the scene on YouTube]

-Snails (MLPEg): Of all this was the most unexpected. In this special of "Choose your ending", the equestria girls should see how to move props in the background of a theater easily, if you choose the Pinkie Pie, she will change things for balloons so that they move more easily. Between scenes, Snail mentions that he is not afraid of balloons, which can be seen as obviously not, and even accompanies his friend when he is scared to explode one. [You can find this chapter on YouTube: MLPEqG: All the world's off stage (Pinkie Pie Ending)]

-Brainy (Supergirl): This one is kinda new. Even tho I don't watch Supergirl, I'm always up for good representation of our phobia. In one of the newest episodes, some characters are facing their fears, even tho the majority of the characters have "emotional" fears (Betrayal, loneliness, lossing a loved one), Brainy has some sort of fear of balloons. He can see the room full of them, but he can still do his job very well (even tho he knows they aren't real). Fans theorized that the fear itself it's a metaphor for his true worries and power(I guess, correct me if I'm wrong) popping out at any moment. [You can find this episode on "third party" services like Cuevana, or on TV I guess]

-Humf: Humf is a little monster who lives everyday adventures and discovers the world around him. In one of the episodes, Humf is playing with his friends, when his uncle came to visit him bringing balloons to play. At first everything seem fun, playing with the air that came out of the balloon, chasing the balloon around and playing with the static, but for accident, Humf sits on the balloon, making it pop. After that, he realized balloons are loud, so he refuses to play with another balloons for fear of popping. Looking for a way to get back Humf to the games, his uncle starts making sound with the mouth of the balloon, thing that calls the attention of Humf. With help of his friend, Humf is back to play. Even tho Humf is still scared of the pops, he finds his way to play with balloons again. For me, the one of the best representations of this phobia. [You can find this chapter on YouTube: Humf and the balloons]

-A.N.T. Farm: Olive Doyle claims she has many phobias, including "ghosts, vampires, witches, zombies, leprechauns, giraffes, double decker buses, balloons and... (shudders) curly fries." Just mentioned as a comic relief I guess.

-King of the hill: Bill seems scared when Hank mentioned balloons. just mentioned once.

[+18? Kinda but not explicit] -Bob's burguer: In the episode "It snakes a village" when the family goes to visit Linda's parents to a seniors home village, the regiment seems to be filled with old people (ehemswingersehem), but points aside, it seems like Linda's mom, Gloria, is easily startles by loud sudden noises, such as the back lid of the car being closed, people surprising her from behind, and balloons of course. On the other side, his husband Al, seems to have a f3ti$h of woman popping balloons, clearly some opposites. At the end of the episode, they discover that they can mix both things and "try new things", as Bob gives Gloria a pair of headphones. This is an interesting way to show the fear, since it's pretty know that sometimes phobias can do a 180° turn around and became a ehemehemphword, being balloons a good example.

-Whomp! Comics: In this webcomic series, the protagonist, Ronnie, clearly has a phobia of loud sudden noises. In various comics, he seems to be scared of thunder, biscuits cans and balloons. [You can find this comic online, if you're looking specifically for the ones mentioned here, just search on Google "whomp comic fear of balloons/thunder"]

-Mae, Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn: When Mae was first introduced in Dawn Moves Out, during her sleepover with Dawn, which helps Dawn realize that it's time to move out to her own bedroom instead of sharing with her brothers. She reveals that she is afraid of balloons. She was saving that secret as part of a sleepover game, then by accident, Dawn's mom bring some balloons at the room, scarier Mae, even tho after Dawn put them out of the room, her dad bring them back again, scaring her again. This fear is mentioned again when in one episode she's keeping a class secret from Dawn and her brothers, so Dawn uses a balloon turkey (And popped it) to intimidate Mae and make her talk.

-"Jillian Holtzmann" The Ghostbusters: I really don't know about this character's phobia, the only thing I find it's the trivia, I'll try to update this. (Update I guess: According to a comics artist, she always been that way, no the thing I expected but ok at the same time, we don't own explanations to no one)

Anyways, I hope you like my post, do you know more characters with our phobia?

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #771: Burgers Date Night (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

7:34 p.m. at Big Bang Burgers.......

Kyoko: (Giggles Softly While Sitting Next to Her Girlfriend and Boyfriend Together on a One Sided Table) I still can't believe you actually wore a tuxedo on our date night, Pitto-Kins~

Misako: (Starts Snickering) Yeah. (Playfully Pulls Dark Pit's Cheek Next to Her) Were you planning on wooing us for the rest of the night, babe?~

Dark Pit: (Scoffs While Rolling his Eyes) You wish. I'm only wearing this cause mom told me that I should look presentable in these type of occasions....

Kyoko: Was it your goddess mom that told you that or your witch mom?

Dark Pit: Both of them.....But speaking of which, why exactly didn't you guys wanna go to your school prom tonight? Not that I mind spending the night here eating out or anything, but isn't attending prom suppose to be more important or something?

Misako: (Simply Shrugs) Nah. We just never really been interested in going to that kind of stuff.

Kyoko: Yeah. (Slumps Her Head Down on the Table) It also doesn't help the fact that stupid Hasebe and Mami are attending there too. One of them probably already won Prom Queen as we speak....

Misako: (Starts Rolling her Eyes in Annoyance) Or both of them at the same time.....

Dark Pit: You really don't like those girls, do you?

Misako: Not in a million years. They've been a pain in our asses since kindergarten.

Kyoko: Always thinking they're so much better than us in every way.....

Dark Pit: ('Tch') Please. There's no way those stuck up twerps are better than either of you girls.

Misako: Tell that everyone else in our classes.....

Dark Pit: Well, your classmates obviously have piss-poor taste. You guys are a lot more amazing than anyone gives you credit for. Or at least....(Starts Blushing a Little) I....think you're both amazing.....

Kyoko: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness as She Hugs Dark Pit on her Side) Your such a sweetheart, Pitto-Kins~

Misako: (Hugs Dark Pit and Kyoko on Her Side) Yeah. Not to mention a handsome cutie too~ (Gives Dark Pit a Kiss on the Cheek)

Dark Pit: (Blush Turns Brightly Red as He Starts Bashfully Looking Away) W-Whatever.... Can we just order something already?

Kyoko: Ooh! (Excitedly Points at a Picture of a Giant Looking Burger on Front of Her Menu) We can totally do the Big Bang Burger challenge together!

Misako: (Raised an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) "The Big Bang..." what now?

Kyoko: The Big Bang Burger challenge! It's this really cool challenge everyone been talking about in school. We'll be King and and Queens in this establishment if we can beat!

Misako: King and queens, huh? (Turns to Dark Pit) What do you say, DP? Wanna give this challenge a go?

Dark Pit: (Simply Shrugs) Eh. I'm down. Might not gonna be that much of a challenge any-

Few Minutes Later......

The trio widened their eyes in horror at how big and wide the Big Bang Burger in front of them, really is.

Strength..... Courage.....Wit..... Endurance.....All these skills and more are cruial to completing THE BIG BANG BURGER CHALLENGE!!!

Kyoko: I-I-Is this really that big of a burger?.....

Waiter: (Smiles Brightly) Yep! Biggest one we've made so far. We here at Big Bang Burgers would like to wish you lovely couple the best of luck. (Walks Away) You are gonna need it....

'Door Close'

Misako: ...................This is a mistake.

Dark Pit: I'd say we get the hell up out of here before anyone noticed.

Misako: Agreed. (Was About to Leave Out of Her Table With Dark Pit Until....)

Kyoko: (Stops her Girlfriend and Boyfriend While Pouting at Them) Guys!! We can't leave here yet! We have to do the challenge!

Dark Pit: (Turns Back to Kyoko) Kyoko, have you SEEN how big this fucking shit is!?

Misako: There's no way we can finish that!

Kyoko: ('Sigh') Look, I know this burger is big, scary, and could probably give us a menacing looking glare if it has eyes, but if we're able to beat mean girls, jocks, and thugs into submission, then I'm sure we can handle a measly big burger, am I right?

Misako: (Takes her Girlfriend Words into Consideration Before Sighing in Defeat) Our adorably dense girlfriend is right?

Kyoko: Hey!!!

Misako: (Turns to Dark Pit While Ignoring Kyoko Altogether) We can't back out of this challenge now. Not without fight.

Dark Pit: ('Sighs in Defeat') Damnit, you're right. (Turns Back Towards the Burger Along With his Girlfriends) on the count of four: we eat this motherfucker like hell. In a one....in a two....in a one, two three, four-

Twenty Minutes Later.....

Dark Pit/Kyoko/Misako: (Groans Miserably and Slumped Their Heads Down onto the Table While Being Completely Full in the Process) 'Ughhhhhhhhh'

Kyoko: My tummy can't take anymore.....

Misako: Tell me about it.....I don't wanna see another damn burger for as long as I live......

Dark Pit: (Turns Back to the Waiter Standing in Front of their Table) Please tell that we were AT LEAST this close of the beating the challenge......

Waiter: Can't say that you have I'm afraid. (Smiles Brightly) But you're efforts this evening was spot on to say the at least.

Misako: (Starts Rolling her Eyes Again) Spare me the enlightenment crap already....

Kyoko: (Rest her Head onto One Side of Dark Pit's Shoulder) So....full......

Dark Pit: (Gently Rubs Kyoko's Head) Who would be this crazy enough to finish a challenge like that.

Waiter: Well, if you must know....(Shows the Trio a Taken Photo of the BBB Challenge's Hall of Fame on his Tablet)

Kyoko: (Amazed by the Picture in Question) Woah.......

Misako: Hey, wait. (Points at the Frame Up Top of a Very Familiar Face) DP, is that your older brother at the top.

Dark Pit: (Takes a Look at What Misako is Pointing at Before Groaning in Annoyance) ('Ugh') Should've fucking known.....

.........................................................

Dark Pit: Hey.

Ren: Hey there, champ. How your little date goin' along?

Dark Pit: Exhausting. We tried that stupid Big Bang Burger Challenge and failed miserably.

Ren: Lol really?

Dark Pit: Yeah. REALLY!

Dark Pit: Pain.jpg

Ren: Wow. You guys looked pitiful lol.

Dark Pit: No shit Sherlock.

Dark Pit: Word has it that you were known as the King of the place.....

Dark Pit: Is that true?

Ren: I...... don't know what you're talking about I'm afraid.

Dark Pit: The Champion.jpg

Ren: That obviously could've been someone else in that frame.

Dark Pit: You're really gonna start lying to me right now, Joker boy?

Dark Pit: I thought your Queen specifically told you not to take the challenge anymore....

Ren: She did!

Ren: I just...Think that could've been anyone in that picture, ya know?

Dark Pit: I'm five seconds away from texting her right now, man.

Ren: Okay! Okay! Fine! You win! I did take that challenge last year! Back when Banjo and I went to their grand opening

Ren: I wanted to impressed him. So I.... decided to take on the challenge.

Ren: Still surprised I completed it TBF....

Dark Pit: Interesting.....

Ren: Please don't tell Makoto about this.

Ren: Graduation is coming in a couple of days. And the last thing I want for her right now to be worried about my health.

Dark Pit: That depends really....

Dark Pit: It'll cost ya.

Ren: Fiiiine..... I'll give you ten bucks.

Dark Pit: Give me Twenty and you got yourself a deal.

Ren: Don'tcha think you're pushing it there, Pitto-Kins?

Dark Pit: Oh look. Makoto's name is already showing up on my contact list

Ren: Alright! Alright! Twenty dollars! Take it or leave it!

Dark Pit: You got yourself a deal, Joker boy.

.....................................................

Eventually Outside of the Burger Joint............

Dark Pit: (Walking Next to his Two Girlfriends on the Sidewalk) Sorry this date isn't as glamorous as some prom night...

Kyoko: Are you kidding? (Happily Rest her Head on One Side of DP's Shoulder While Hugging one of his Arms) This was the best date night ever~

Misako: (Rest her Head on the Other Side of DP's Shoulder While Hugging his Other Arm) I agree. We rather spend the whole night with our sweetheart of an angel than attend some dumb-

'Limousine Horm'

Without warning, a white luxurious limousine suddenly coming next to the sidewalk with none other than Hasebe & Mami standing on the sunroof with smug looks on each of their faces.

Hasebe: Well, what do we have here? A bunch of peasants walking alone on the sidewalk.

Mami: Like, guess who won Prom Queen this year?~

Misako: (Starts Rolling her Eyes in Annoyance) Both of you?

Hasebe/Mami: Both of us!~

Kyoko: Go figure.....

Mami: Like, who would've thought being ridiculously popular and obviously better than you two losers could give us both the title?~

Hasebe: I know, right?~ What a crazy world!~ By the by....(Points at Dark Pit) Who's the angel freak in the middle?

Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened in Anger) The fuck did you just called m-

Misako: (Gently Squeezes Dark Pit's Arn to Calm Him Down) His name is Dark Pit. (Smiles Softly at the Angel) Our boyfriend.

Kyoko: (Happily Snuggles her Head Onto her Side of Dark Pit's Shoulder) Whom we love very much~ (Gives DP a Kiss on the Cheek)

Dark Pit: (Smiles a Little While Blushing)

Hasebe: ('Ugh') Of course you two would date s weirdo like him.

Dark Pit: Takes one to know one, bitches. (Gives the Middle Finger at the Duo)

Misako: ('Heh') Yeah. (Gives Hasebe and Mami The Middle Finger as Well) Up yours, assholes.

Kyoko: (Giggles Softly at What is Going On Right Now)

Mami: ('Ugh') Whatever. We were like, leaving anyways.

Hasebe: Takes us away, Limo Driver!

And with that, the limousine begins to drive off. Leaving the couple behind.

Dark Pit: ('Sigh') I think I'm starting to see why you guys hate them so much....

Misako: Told ya they're bitches. (Turns to Dark Pit) You okay, babe?

Dark Pit: Yeah. I'm already over it. (Turns to Misako and Kyoko With a Small Smile) Mostly cause I got you two with me. Thanks.

Misako: (Smiles Back at DP) Oh please. You don't need to thank us for that.

Kyoko: (Smiles Brightly) Yeah, Pitto-Kins. We got your back no matter what!~

Dark Pit: Yeah. I know. You guys wanna spend the rest of the night back at my place?

Misako: Lead the way, handsome~ (Starts Walking Back to the Living with Her Boyfriend and Girlfriend With Her)

Kyoko: (Want Back to Resting her Head on Dark Pit's Shoulder While Walking) Can you give us lot of cuddles once we get there?~

Misako: Yeah. I second that request~

Dark Pit: Anything you desire, your highnesses~

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[sunnyteea]

hihi im on the bbb server and because of your costa rican summer art i decided to make her costa rican and like im doing poly str so her and raven need unique names (ravens already mom) for the like couple times theyre mentioned and i was wondering if you had any suggestions? (sorry if this doesnt make sense lol)

hi anon!!! I love that you enjoyed my costa rican summer hc and that you’re doing polystr! that’s two of my favorite things! unfortunately I’m not 100% sure what you’re asking about unique names, so if you’re in the bbb server just shoot me a dm! i don’t bite, I promise! :))

[lesbianrobin]

Now that you mentioned it in one of your posts....has Dustin ever interacted with Steve's parents?? I highly doubt it considering that Steve himself barely interacts with them 😶🤷🏽‍♀️

I think that Steve’s mom comes home early from an outing with her friends one time and finds some curly-headed kid sitting cross-legged on her nice sofa and he’s very polite yet also overly familiar with her and she’s really uncomfortable but she’s like “Steve who’s your little friend here :)” and Steve panics and makes something up about mentoring him through the Big Brothers Big Sisters of America even though there’s no chapter in Hawkins. 

Dustin’s super offended that Steve’s never mentioned him to his parents before, but then his mom asks him to stay for dinner so he does and it’s like the most uncomfortable meal he’s ever had in his life because Steve’s dad just talks about his business the entire time while kind of glaring at everyone else at the table and his mom keeps making passive aggressive comments in response and Steve keeps giving Dustin a look like he’s supposed to be doing something so he CONSIDERS pretending to feel sick and asking Steve to drive him home but then Steve’s dad asks him if the BBBS knows that Steve works at a video store and he asks if they were fresh out of mentors when Dustin got there, so then Dustin just gets mad and starts talking about how cool Steve is and he doesn’t let either of his parents get a word in edgewise for like twenty minutes and then dinner is over and Steve drives him home and then he never sees either of them again.

That or he’s literally never seen either of them in his entire life and he honestly doesn’t quite believe they exist.

[screwzara]

Ok What If....

Amato and his wife just weren't there after bbb was born like they went missing/died or some shit and mechabot got left behind or something?

I imagine the robots in Kota Hilir would be worried about bbb constantly(like c'mon it's clear the robots care a lot about this kid) and mechabot would probably get really protective. Idk if mechabot would stay in Kota Hilir with the other robots or go with bbb(probably the latter becuz, trauma and another thing that i don't have the word for rn, the bot basically lost it's master again in both cases i mentioned. The least it can do is protect its master's/..friend's offspring spawn child)

Oh, and bbb meeting Ochobot for the first time will go so differently if mechabot actually stayed with bbb at Rintis island not only because this would be a chance encounter through and through but mechabot would probably not let Ochobot stay with bbb unless Ochobot did something that proved there was no danger for bbb(it be protective) plus the fact that a power sphere *cough* the destruction power sphere mechabot *cough* is present would be enough to make a big statement about this family in particular(not that helpful in mechabot's hypothetical mission to protect bbb at all costs so)

Also technically speaking, if we go down the missing route the mechanizer never came back to mechabot since technically(I'm guessing here) Amato didn't die like mechabot's previous master so it is kinda safe ig from being forced to harm others(unless they have a different device that allows that)

Going down the death path, however would imply that bbb and his friends would have to deal with the looming threat of someone trying to take mechabot and becoming it's new master which Tok Aba already knows will lead to a lot of problems if that person/alien happens to be bad(which is rather likely) and the risk of Ochobot getting stolen is there too

How would this change affect bbb?

I feel like I'm trying to make things more hectic and complicated for boboiboy, his family(Tok Aba only in the context of this post) and his friends :')

Tell me what u think would happen cuz this thought just struck me-

Edit: Next part to the post *screams internally cuz there is already a reblog for this post and i didn't add this link before*

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Triple Belly Buster Suprise

@emeraldoliverqueen Hi Holly, I wrote a fic about Mia with a summer job before she became a socialite in the paradise universe with some liberties of course. Hope you enjoy! I Had a lot of fun writing. 

-Jasmine, @jemmaacarters

Although this wasn’t the worst place she could be, Mia hadn’t imagined her summer job here. She wiped the grease off her hand and on to her apron. With her dad as the Mayor and mom as the CEO of the biggest tech company, Mia didn’t think that they were serious when they send she needed a job for her last summer before college. They were. They wanted her to get an internship with some company will William had. Mia didn’t know what she wanted to do so she was here. And she wasn’t happy about it. Oliver and Felicity were able to pull some with strings Carly and get her a job at Big Belly Burger.

“Welcome to Big Belly Burger how may I help you?” Mia asked the next customer. Not paying any attention to who it was.

“Mia?” Connor asked. His eyebrow lifted in surprise. “I didn’t know you worked here. I thought you were to busy getting into trouble to have a job.”

“Very funny,” she rolled her eyes, “my parents had other plans for me, unfortunately. Do you want your usual?”

“How do you even know my order?” Connor asked teasing the smaller blonde.

Mia punched in the order. “I’ve known you all my life. If you just want a snack, you’ll get the number one. But you’re all sweaty and wearing your running shoe. I’d say you just came from the bunker and will have the Triple Belly Buster with fries and a strawberry milkshake which is sad because everyone knows that mint chip is the best.”

“Fine, you win,” Connor said pulling out his wallet. “How ‘bout I buy you a mint shake when you get off?”

“Sorry, I’m training with Dad and Dig after this. You know how I’ll feel after that.” Mia ignored the way her cheeks went pink at the thought sharing the shake with the man in front of her. Had he always been this tall and had muscles bulging out of his shirt- though not as big as his dad’s.

“Maybe some other time though.”

“Yeah sure. You’ll be lucky if you can walk straight after whatever workout they put you through.” He grabbed the order ticket from her hand and brushed fingers with her just the tiniest bit. Mia couldn’t help but flush even more.

“Your order number is 320 and should be out in a few minutes.”

“See you around, Mia.”

Back at the house, Oliver was pacing. “What if this backfires? How Mia react if she finds out we’re setting her up?” His finger rubbed back and forth at a steady pace.

“Honestly, I think she’ll be surprised that you had any part in this.” She gave Oliver a look. “With the way you act about her dating at all. And I’m more surprised that William hasn’t done anything sooner.”

“Yeah but that’s William. We’re her parents.” Oliver said

“Oliver,” she said as she grabbed his hand to pull him on the couch beside her.

“Felicity,” he said in the same drawn-out way. His eyes closed as she gently nudged his head on her shoulder.

Her fingers carded through his mostly silver locks. “We sent him to BBB it’s not like we trapped them in the bunker. Oliver, if they keep playing this will they won’t they game, you know how that ends. Or how it ended for us before you went to the Chinese branch of QC way back when in 2014.”

“Yeah, I was an idiot.”

“Well yes, but I meant that neither of us had closure.” Felicity stopped her movements to rest her head against his. “Are you up for giving me a foot rub?”

“Always.”

That’s how Mia found her parents 20 minutes later. She rushed through the door so she could rid herself of the oil-saturated clothing she wore. When she came back to the living room, she was in her workout clothes hair pulled back into a new messy bun.

“I thought we were heading to the bunker when I got back?” Mia asked her dad. She almost didn’t want to mention is because of how content her parents looked. She hadn’t seen them this relaxes in a while. They deserved it with all the work they did for Star City.

“There’s some grilled chicken and salad in the kitchen we’ll go when you’re done,” Oliver said.

“How was your day at work sweetie?” Felicity asked. Giving her husband a pointed look as they awaited a response.

“It was fine. Some college guys wanted my number though. That was weird. But I saw Connor so that was good.” After grabbing her food, Mia walked back over to where her parents were wanting to hear a bit about their days too.

“Connor, he’s in the criminal justice program right?” Felicity asked. After Mia took her first bite.

“Mom,” Mia whined mouth still full, “Dad what did you put on this chicken it’s super good. You know he is. But he’s thinking of joining the military when he’s done.”

“The barbeque spice that your grandma Donna got me for Hanukkah last year. The military, huh?” Oliver asked. He hadn’t heard of this yet. John must be proud then.

Mia ate the rest of her food. “Yeah but he’s not sure which branch yet.”

“How do you feel about that?” Felicity asked grabbing the empty plate and walking to the kitchen.

“What do you mean?” Mia asked. “I’m happy for him. I think it’s a great way for him to get combat experience if he wasn’t to become a vigilante.”

“That’s not what your mom means,” Oliver interrupted.

“This will be the first time you two would be in a different state. There’s no telling where he could get stationed.” Felicity sat back down across from Mia.

“If he does this, he’ll be different when he comes home.”

“I’ll still be the girl next door nothing will change.” Mia looked between her parents trying to figure out what they were saying.

“Mia you were never the girl next door, my Blackstar,” Felicity said. “You’re too special for that.“

“I think you should just talk to Connor about this. See what he has to say.”

“Okay,” Mia stood up and turned around. “Dad, I think I’m too tired to workout tonight.”

“That’s fine.”

Mia walked in the bunker in the early afternoon with a mint chip shake. She wasn’t in the mood to train but cleaning her weapons felt like a good way to focus. Her mind had been a bunch of lost sheep. She walked over to her bow and knives. The training she’d have occasionally with Sara Lance had diversified her arsenal in ways that working with her father couldn’t. Sara just knew how to fight as a woman and with those particular vulnerabilities that her father just didn’t think about. When all of her weapons were scattered across the round table in the corner, Mia began to clean them one by one. She was halfway through when the elevator beeped, but Mia didn’t notice until Connor was right behind her.

“Hey, is that mint chip?” he asked.

“Yeah, what are you doing here? I thought you had class today.” Mia continued to drag to cloth across the knife until she could see her reflection and grabbed the next blade.

“No, it’s on Thursdays. I thought I’d find you here.” Connor looked uncomfortable. Which was weird. The bunker was the one place that they could be themselves. So why would he be uncomfortable? His posture was much more rigid than it normally was around her. “So my dad mentioned that you were talking to your dad?”

“Yeah, I tend to do that a lot because he’s my dad,” Mia said putting the knife down so she could concentrate on Connor.

“He said we should talk.” Connor shifted under her gaze.

“Oh, oh. That was nothing.” Mia turned back to her weapons.

“Mia, it doesn’t feel like nothing. I just thought but then you- and I just. But I’m thinking of enlisting in a few months.”

Mia knew this was it. If she did nothing he could end up like uncle Dig and marry someone while in the military. “I don’t want you to enlist,” Mia said stopping the babble.

“What?” That was the last thing Connor thought she would say. She knew how much this meant to him. “I don’t understand.”

“I-” Mia began. But it was useless. She was no good with words not like her parents. She stood up finally and pulled him down by the lapels on the jacket he was wearing for some reason in the middle of the summer. Their lips barely touched before Mia knew that she never wanted this to end. Connor sucked in a breath when Mia nipped at his lower lip.

“As much as I want to continue this our dads and going to be here soon and I would like to do that again so your dad can kill me now,” Connor said in a rush worried that Mia would think that he was rejecting her.

“It’s fine Connor,” Mia said turning back to her weapons. “Besides your face is too pretty to be hurt by my dad.” Mia returned to her knives while Connor sharpened to one she hadn’t gotten to yet. Mia suddenly said, “Wait. Were you actually asking me out on a date the other day when you wanted to buy me a milkshake?”

“Yeah, but I didn’t want it to be a big deal.”

“I knew it,” John exclaimed. “You own me ten bucks.” Oliver just groaned in response. Mia and Connor’s heads whipped around to see their dad’s with big shit-eating grins on their faces.

[screwzara]

Well bbb mother is The Most Terrifying Attorney In South East Asea. He doesn't need to worry about murder penalties, she would probably approve. Ali knows this, but really would like to avoid explaining to his future spouse why his brother has a mugshot. And why he's grinning while flipping off the police officers.

True, true... It'll be awkward for him to explain that

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So you are ready to move forward with your painting project and you have decided to start looking for a professional house painter to do the work. The question is where to look and how to weed out the flakes from the professionals, the high bids from the low bids, the real references from the family references and what’s truly needed for a quality job as opposed to fluff items that cost more money but provides no additional benefit to you.

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Word of mouth. Getting a reference from friends or neighbors is always one of the reliable ways for choosing a house painter. It is also one of the most cost-effective ways for a painter to generate new business so it is always in his / her best interest to deliver quality work at a reasonable price with a willingness to stand behind their work and a track record of doing so.

The Better Business Bureau is another valuable resource to determine if your painter is going to live up to your expectations. House painters that are belong to the BBB must agree to resolve customer complaints or issues, have all of the proper insurance requirements and conduct their business in a professional manner in accordance with the BBB guidelines. In addition to making this commitment to the BBB, each business is rated with a letter grade based on complaints, their time in business and the size of their company. An A+ rating is a company with no unresolved complaints or issues and has been in business for at least 7 years. An A rating is a company with no unresolved complaints with less than 7 years. Keep in mind that companies do get complaints and some are from customers that have unrealistic expectations or are constantly filing complaints for the attention. As long as the company has resolved the issue in the eyes of the BBB, you should have no concerns. In most cases a reputable company will have resolved a customer complaint well before it reaches the BBB.

References: My mom say’s I’m a good painter is not really a good reference unless you know the mom. Do your homework. After all, you don’t really expect a painter to give you bad references do you? A good rule of thumb is to ask for a complete list of customers dating back as far as possible and to do your own random calling or drive by. We always give our customers a complete list of previous customers. Our rule is we don’t know who you are going to call or what or previous customer is going to say, but if we have done our job right than we will earn your business and if we haven’t then we don’t deserve it.

Money: Deposits are sometimes requested by painters to pay for materials. The rule to follow here is never give more than 10% of the contract — estimate and limit it to $1,000.00. Depending on the size of the job progress payments or draws may be requested by the painter. These payments should be part of any contract and should be based on work performed and inspected. Never pay ahead of schedule or make a final payment until the work is complete and you are fully satisfied. Try to avoid paying cash if possible. Our policy is any work under $20,000.00 does not require a deposit and payment is due upon completion.

The estimate: Every painter has a method to their madness and therefore every estimate should be different. Now you may be asking yourself how different? Well that all depends on how many bids you are getting, the size of the company you calling, the type of insurance the company carries and the amount of overhead the painters has. If you are calling painters that are a one man show with low overhead and low insurance cost your estimates should be consistent in pricing. The trade-off to hiring a painter that works alone is the time he will spend at your home disrupting your life. If you are getting estimates from painters with crews that will put multiple men on the project then again your pricing should be consistent and within a few hundred dollars of one another. The trade-off here is slightly higher pricing due to overhead but with less time disrupting your schedule. If you mix these two types of businesses together for estimating purposes than expect irregular pricing.

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