#batman is a smol blob

[psychokatrixxxy]

Robin II

[robinsleeping]

Smol bean. Tiny child. Squishy baby. Angy kitty

[angstandhappiness]

BAH HAHAH, NICE

fucking BLOB

Just like a cat!!

Also Tim <3

From The New Batman Adventures

[gabzilla-z]

...So I finally gave in and I’m selling what is left of my soul to another long running shonen cause why not. 

I will attempt to do a weekly review of the manga for those who are interested and to organize my thoughts. Before we start, a couple of things:

- I will need some time to get used to the names since there are so many characters, so I will switch back and forth between nicknames, code names and actual names (I still don’t know if people favour first or last names so I’ll use both

- I’m rusty af when it comes to the review business so I apologize in advance

- I already know all the spoilers cause duh I would spoil my own death if I could, so don’t be afraid of spoiling me of anything, chances are I already know and if I don’t I won’t mind.

Izuku Midoriya Begins 

i do love a good origin story

- our hero and narrator Izuku Midoriya, who I have just adopted, in your obligatory shonen hero vs bully scene

- ah there he is, the angry pomeranian

- i know he gets character development later but still... hurting deku is like kicking a puppy, look at him

- so this is a cross between x-men, sky high, the incredibles and high school anime

- so like a crossover fic, but well written

- deku reminds me a lot of sena from eyeshield 21 please go read it and that is nice we need more wholesome sweet main characters like these

- Izuku’s reaction to a giant shark faced dude destroying town is glee and I have to say i relate

- nothing to see here except giant monsters and abs

- i actually spent a couple of seconds wondering where the baby was then another couple trying to stop laughing

- please tell me somebody has written fic of lumibaby

- ok so powers can go from the useful if not flashy (like turning pages), to the fantastical (instant frostbite yay) to nightmarish (now your face is poltergeist meets hellfire, congrats!)

- is that spidey

- so lumibaby was the beggining of the golden age of superheroes

- back to your daily monster attack

- great excuse to get off work though “sorry boss, i can’t make it the subway was attacked by a giant mothman”

- I’m not trying to be dramatic but i would die to protect this smile

- attacking the city was bad enough, but during rush hour? that’s just rude

- deku knows all the names of the superheroes and the attacks and sounds like me when I’m trying to explain a dc movie to my friends

- i’m surprised the translator didn’t go for the “debutt” joke

- oh so this has a little of tiger & bunny too

- maybe next time, handsome ent

- i get u giant lady, there are bills to pay

- this class is... something

- angry pomeranian is back

- so they all want to be superheroes but this U.A. is like the justice league of schools or sth

- all deku wanted was to blend in why you gotta expose him like that, teacher

- pomerangry needs to chill

- LEAVE HIM ALONE

- making my way downtown walking fast, monsters pass wtf is that

- there he is

- bakugou is a fucking asshole

- i’ll fight you, punk (ง'̀-'́)ง

- deku is thinking about what would happen to bakugou if he jumps off the roof because of him and... oh honey

- i’m gonna fucking fight that punk

- momma midoriya is ador... LOOK AT SMOL-ER IZUKU WITH HIS LIL ALL MIGHT TOY ALL EXCITED WATCHING HEROTUBE

- there’s my handsome husband

- all he wants is to be a hero and help people a...

- and of course he doesn’t have a quirk we must make him suffer so he can rise later, everybody loves an underdog

- u are not an x-man, son

- oh baby no you are too smol to suffer like this

- WHO ALLOWED THIS

- i’m the mom rn

- fuck yeah that’s the spirit you can be anything you wanna be, son

- he was having a nice day and then the blob attacked

- just your run of the mill orifice highjacking

- millenials, they will complain about anything

- somebody pls save my son

- texas smash, in case you thought the american superhero parody was too subtle

- on one hand you were almost possesed by the blob, on the other hand all might rescued you

- HE ALREADY SIGNED IT

- THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT

- he’s so extra, i love him

- this is it Izuku, the moment where you give him your heartwarming shonen protagonist speech™ to impress hi...

- ...ok we’ll go with plan b

meanwhile, back in asshole town

- does bakugou kick puppies in his spare time

- i’m almost rooting for the blob

back to wholesome city

- my son wants to know if you can be a hero even if you don’t have a quirk

- only when you are batman and even then you’ll still need a superpower: money

- here’s the heartwarming shonen protagonist speech™

- HE JUST WANTS TO SAVE PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM SMILE

- HOW CAN ANYBODY HATE THIS CHILD

- SURPRISE

- all might’s real form is a cross between himura and brook

- so, handsome

- serious panel with serious wound but also abs

- so once upon a time all might got wrecked by his nemesis and now he can only use his powers for a couple of hours, like cinderella

- but don’t post it on the internet because people need a symbol ok

- great power, great responsibility yada yada

- why you gotta crush his dreams like that

- see bakugou this is what happens when you are a gigantic asshole, you get captured by the villain of the episode

- none of the heroes have quirks that can help and all might has reached his limit, who will save the day now

- i wonder

- no son don’t be sad

- i’m sad when he’s sad, so i predict i’m gonna need a lot of tissues in the future

- LOOK AT HIM GO

- HE’S GONNA GET HIS ASS KICKED, BUT JUST LOOK AT HIM GO

- U LOOKED LIKE YOU NEEDED HELP

- bakugou does not deserve u

- fuck time limits, there are sons to save

- there it is, the birth of Dad Might

- i just gotta point out that the artwork is fucking amazing

- bakugou’s “IS NOT LIKE I’M THANKFUL U SAVED MY ASS OR ANYTHING” kinda reminds me of vegeta

- so... how many times is he gonna have to eat crow?

- if they ever make a live action, i will only accept terry crews as all might

- dad might was inspired by deku who was inspired by dad might and they are so cute, i hope they adopt each other

- YOU CAN BE A HERO SON

- in fact we know you will be cause your future hero self is narrating this

BELIEVE IT