#bathroom code

[coolnessgraphed]

[blind-slime]

it's okay everyone they made it

[beanghostprincess]

Finding hilariously ironic how most of Sanji's perv jokes end up being extremely trans-coded to some extent only because the joke is longer than it should be.

The "guy with a woman's body" joke has been a thing for ages now, but it usually ends after the "haha I have booobs" joke. Sanji extends it to "I want to stay in this body forever. It feels right. I don't want to give it back". Which could still be read as some perverted stuff, but I don't think any man would agree with that. No matter how much of a pervert he is. Because usually being perceived as a woman is something they refuse to go through although they like being in possession sexually of a woman's body (a type of excitement Sanji actually shows, not by being that much aroused by it but being comfortable with it? Which is... A different approach to the joke).

Sanji has made the typical "going into the girl's changing room/bathroom" joke a couple of times, but in Egghead he goes all the way to be extremely frustrated about not being able to do so? And it is obviously different than wanting to keep Nami's body forever. It can still be seen as frustration for not being able to see girls naked. But. But. The fact that the length of the joke increases? The fact that it's way longer than it should be for an average "haha boobs" joke? You know what I mean.

Not to mention his whole arc during the time-skip and how a simple (both transphobic and misogynistic, by the way) joke, goes all the way to show us that Sanji is indeed comfortable in more feminine clothes and environment, until he's pretty much forced to snap out of his fantasy to go back to the crew. But he wasn't having a bad time at all. And it is intended to be a joke, but it's... Longer than it should be to be considered only a joke and to not pay attention to it.

This isn't meant to be an analysis of any kind because if it were I would've worded it differently and would've mentioned how his childhood is also extremely trans-coded, but we all already know that. I just find it extremely funny how all of these jokes that intend to be directed at straight perv men are actually too long to not be taken into consideration as something deeper than a joke. But, aha, yeah, these are just jokes and definitely not proof of Sanji's perception of gender and his issues with it.

[hyunpic]

one thing about stray kids is that you will find them in the bathroom. together 🚽🤞🏻

[letterex-fyofm]

hq first years playing basketball hc

Because after that one haikyuu CD drama of class 3 vs class 4, my head has been swarming with ideas and scenarios and I couldn't let another year pass without writing them down.

btw, this is as if they were in P.E class and playing a silly basketball match.

Kageyama

would absolutely try to set the ball into the hoop. He would like, win five points straight by setting until the other team started complaining about how that was illegal

he would still pass the ball as if doing a horizontal set though.

gets a bit thrown off because his opponents are LAUNCHING at him instead of standing two good meters away from him behind the safety of a net

again with passing, he just would be so analytical about who to pass? and his teammates would be like "JUST PASS THE BALL" but it is so difficult for him to focus when the ball is repeatedly trying to get taken away from him that he just passes it to whoever is next

one time, that person was tsukishima (other team) and kageyama almost died of frustration

he is the type to be setting the basketball while in breaks. he will later try to set a volleyball and ricochet it straight up to the ceiling and be surprised at how light it is

Hinata

he's so damn fast. like, he will be on the other side of the court in the blink of an eye.

walks a lot, though. he's teammates both hate him and love him.

soooo good at taking the ball from others. until tsukki calls him a bug that has to crawl to play (kageyama thought it was very funny)

after that, he starts competing with kageyama (who is on his same team) on who can score the most points (kageyama wins and hinata insists his first five points by setting do not count)

when he is on the bench, he will cheer for his team so loudly and have the time of his life.

volunteers to be the one jumping for the ball at the start of each...set? idk the name 😭😭😭. his team doesn't let him, tho.

once, he receives a pass. it hurt him like hell but he said "it was all calculated".

once, he spiked the ball, and it hurt him like hell yet he said "it was all on purpose!" with tears on his eyes.

Tsukki

he's having the time on his life watching hinata and kageyama embarrass themselves over and over again

is forced to do the jumping...and that's like his only contribution to the game.

tries to chat away the time of the game with Yamaguchi, but Yamaguchi gets surprisingly into it so tsukki is kinda standing on a corner like 🧍‍♂️

whenever hinata has the ball, he blocks it and is so annoyingly happy about it. ("try to score, shrimp, let's watch you try it" "TSUKISHIMA, YOU JEKR!")

HE'S JUST SO ANNOYING WITH HIS BLOCKING--like, putting his arms like that

he stops in mortification when yamaguchi says "looks like kageyama and hinata aren't the only ones missing volleyball--wait Tsukki I didn't mean it" (he will never forget nor forgive Yamaguchi for that)

after that, he's pretty useless (doesn't want to run, doesn't want to jump, passes the ball to whoever is closer to him, doesn't try to take it away from anyone) so he gets benched

he has a nice view from the bench though, so it isn't that bad. and with nice view i refer to him watching as Yamaguchi thrives and getting a full-on gay crisis (me too, tsukki, me too)

his peace is ruined after hinata is benched too (because, well, all students need to play and it is just a silly P.E match) he feels less lonely but he will never admit that

Tadashii

he's surprisingly good at the sport because he played it with his cousins before. he is getting way too into it.

he mimics tsukki's blocking in basketball after learning it was legal and indeed a common play.

was so crushed when tsukki got benched ("now I'm going to be all alone" "you didn't even talk to me while I was there" "THAT'S NOT THE POINT")

jokingly told tsukki (mouthed the words) "this ones for you" expecting to absolutely fail. he shockingly managed to score when he was way too far from the hoop. he blushed and died and everything and tsukki just pretended to be cool.

the type to apologize everytime he bumps into someone or does something he things might have hurt anyone.

before tsukki gets benched, he passed the ball to him and tsukki didn't notice it so he got the ball smashed on his stomach. tsukki might have recovered but Yamaguchi will never (very guilty and insisted to take him to the infirmary)

after P.E finished, he would joke and said "it seems that my destiny was basket and not volleyball after all." hinata was not amused. yachi was seriously worried that yamaguchi would leave and gave him a whole stuttered speech. yamaguchi had to assure her like ten times that he would, in fact, not leave the club.

the basketball captain tries to recruit him though. it only makes his rivalry with daichi grow.

Yeah, this whole thing could have been written in fic format, but I was too lazy and too tired and maybe I will someday, but who knows!

[casadeguevara]

what are you ordering?

[worldsbiggestnerd101]

modern day will byers would 100% be the biggest theater kid ever. he canonically likes little shop of horrors can you imagine modern day will. like that is a Theater Kid

[forthbeaming]

why always wear high collars if not to hide your scent blocker? hmm? i know what you are, kenta.

[cryptid-gore-arts]

i love putting Sigma into Situations. aggie with @123itsbri!!!

[shadesofmauve]

When you've spent the whole day thinking about the intricacies of your fandom spaceship plans, and you're interrupted by the architect-neighbor loaning you reference material and have to switch to talking about the intricacies of your pipe dream home-remodel plans...

...not entirely sure if this is a "Why am I like this?" or a "This is why I'm like this" situation.

[allinory]

Block B 6/7!! (Or, alternatively, 6 ugly dudes and no jaehyo)

A group picture (excluding Jaehyo) from bbtrippin's leader's wedding uploaded by Park Kyung

[braad--vengolor]

So, Dennis reynolds plastic surgery?

Do I think Dennis would do plastic surgery safely with a licenced surgeon because he would rather die or kill himself then do it at home and risk ruining his perfect appearance. yes, I do

And do I also think that he's so obsessed with how he looks and being his ideal self so much that he would go to a black market surgeon, meeting in various Hotel rooms, when a licenced one tells him that a procedure he wants can't be done because it's "too dangerous" but he's going to do it anyway because he's willing to do whatever it takes. Also yes..

BUT WHAIT do I ALSO think he's going to buy needles of liquid filler from some shady dark Web website and do it in his and mac's apartment in bathroom mirror because he's physically paranoid about anyone besides himself doing it and fucking how he looks up? Definitely.

[fullscoreshenanigans]

headcannon that norman picked up lock picking to help emma in her super secret stealth missions into the infirmary especially when isabella insists people need peace and quiet

(or when ray was having nightmares and needed someone there for him even when he didn’t want to admit it)

i think it’s cannon that he knows cuz he takes apart machines/clocks with ray but that’s not enough angst for me(definitely using this in a fic soon)

*taps microphone and holds it up to you* thoughts?

Yeah you got it; the mystic code book mentions Norman and Ray learned it from taking apart machines together, while Don learned pickpocketing because he read about it in a book and thought it sounded cool.

(Mystic Code Book Chapter 1 Q&A; also mentioned in a questionnaire that I talk about here)

The way it's framed in chapter 1 makes it sound like it's a rare occurrence, or at the very least the boys rarely lockpicked in Emma's presence.

But for fanfic purposes, I think people would be open to him using his skills for covert stealth missions to lift the spirits of sick orphans, and there's nothing preventing him from learning it for multiple purposes.

I'm a bit confused why he would need to do that so he and Emma could sneak into Ray's bed and cuddle him unless Ray is sick in the infirmary and needs the support, though, since there are eight other children in Ray's shared bedroom who need to be able to come and go to use the restroom or get a glass of water. We also see Gilda, who as far as we know isn't able to pick locks pre-escape, going to meet with Krone after lights out unhindered.

Krone's room has a lock on it since Isabella locks Ray in there, so while I can see all the doors in the house potentially having locks on them for whatever emergency situation might arise, the children's bedrooms would almost always be open otherwise.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

I needed to piss while I was out walking around on my lunch break today so I used sniffies to find a nearby bathroom hahaha.

[joshym]

I….I don’t have the proper words to express my genuine feelings about last night.

It was the most beautiful, loving show I’ve been to thus far. Tears were shed. Love was spread. It was incredible.

Here’s @jakeyt & I for an outfit reveal. Hopefully you’ll be able to decipher who is who, lolol.

I have so much love for the boys, & so much love for the wonderful people we’ve met through them.

One show down, two more to go.

See you in Fort Worth. 🤍✨

[octaviasdread]

of course i get jury service not just the day of lana’s pesale but the EXACT time it starts

my best friend is a real one for fighting ticketmaster 😭💖

she hardly even knows lana lmao but she’s in the trenches for me while i’m waiting to get sworn in