#batflack

[screamting]

9, 16, & 25, for Bruce?

9. Scene that first made me love (or hate) the character uuuuhhhh. UUUUHHH...

looking back on the records, apparently I got interested in the batman 'franchise' via the UTRH movie, but like. Listen........... the only scene popping up in my head is when Batflack wakes up from a nightmare, beside an unnamed woman, takes a xanax, and washes it down with bordeaux. And I said "Oh! I am this man :) " * and i got like. real obsessive for a few years there. *doesn't even drink

16. Deepest darkest secret they won’t even admit to themselves

he doesn't know if he would save them anymore. If he could transpose his parents perfectly into the modern day, absolutely. A hundred percent. He wants to know them. He barely remembers them. But if it meant giving up his whole life. All his friends. All the kids. The gains he's dragged out of the city. The lessons he's learned. The person he's become, who he almost is proud of-- He wishes things had been easier all the time, but-- if he got a magic chance to snap his fingers and bring them back, at only the cost of forgetting, he doesn't know if he would accept that, even if everyone around him thinks he would in a heartbeat. 25. 3 things they’d want to take with them if they were dropped off in the middle of nowhere

some smartass answer like "infinite fresh water reclaimer" and "satellite phone" "fully fueled jet" If you make him actually stick to like. "what BASIC things would you want" or like a "stranded on tropical island with plenty of food and water" scenario, where he's not just listing off survival tools it'd probably get some actual answers, like

10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle (and a table big enough to hold it so he doesn't have to put it together on the sand).

an eReader with fully downloaded library (and solar charger).

sunhat. (important)

[for this ask meme]

[mike-griffin]

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[gaysupersoldiers]

tfw ur cousin keeps sending u a bunch of texts, calling u at all hours of the day, and using ur hbo password 

[juniaships]

Ok but the REAL QUESTION IS..

How many Kittens can BatFlack fit in his lap????? HUH?

Two.

U & me are both the kittens 😶🤣🤣🤣

[webtrinsic1122]

A friend was telling me he already thinks Robert Pattinsons the best portrayal of Batman, but if I’m entirely honest at least from what we’ve seen which is very little: Robert’s Batman will be the most accurate Bruce Wayne, while I forever think Nolan Verse Bale bat is the most accurate Batman struggle when it comes to battling himself and what it means to be Batman and what that personally accounts for in his relationship with himself. Batflack admittedly is my least favorite Batman, honestly I don’t really like him at all, but I will say when it comes to the competing with actual gods and showing Batman can hold his own in some way, I’ll give him that. But I’m really excited for PatBat because his pain just screams Bruce, and it’s the exact opposite to me when I look at bale bat and think Batman.

[kemdraw]

“I stan batflack!” “I stan batterson!” “I stan-“ yeah? Well I stan the Batman on slader who answers all the math questions

[multiversxwhore]

I seen Black!fem reader, and Batflack and thought of you @cardierreh15

Mrs. Wayne

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They stare at each other, horrified at what they just witnessed. “Someone has to check on her.” Duke says. “You think?” Jason questions looking to Damian and Cass. Damian shrugs. Bruce gets out his seat and looks to Dick, without another word being uttered they both get in the elevator. Quickly running up the stairs, Bruce bursts through their bedroom doors, seeing a perfectly made up bed. He descends the stairs, Dick not in sight. He activates his coms. “Dick, check the west wing. I’ll check the east.” He turns his speed walk into a full on run. “On it.”

‘Please god, Y/n be alright.’ He repeated in his head. Going into each door with ease. Nothing. “Some of the doors are locked in the west wing, I’m gonna need some help.” Bruce ran to Dick in record time and helped him with the door. “Stop.” Bruce suddenly says to Dick, putting a finger to his ear as a jester for him to listen. “please! leave me alone!” Bruce runs towards the voice…your voice. Muffled but heard. “Someone! Please!” He turns around, hearing your voice the clearest in the door behind him. Unlocking the door in a panic, he sees your body lifeless on the floor. “be alive. be alive.” He repeats aloud without knowing as he throws himself at you, feeling your pulse. 

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[strongtvwomen]

Justice League Reaction

I️ thought the critics were wrong. I️ liked the movie. It was entertaining. I️ thought Diana, Arthur, and Barry were wonderful. I️ thought Superman and Cyborg were pretty good. I’m not a fan of Batflack, he brought the whole thing down in my opinion. But I️ liked Alfred. He is hot for an old guy.

Speaking of hotness, Aquaman... am I️ right? I️ liked his chemistry with Diana. When they fought together I️ couldn’t help but ship them and their beautiful faces. Barry was the very definition of adorkable and I️ love him with all my heart now.

My biggest problem with the film was all the male gaze shots. I️ mean how many butt shots of Diana do you need? I️ do not like the objectification. Also the other Amazons were wearing noticeably less. Wonder woman did so much to for woman empowerment and I️ did not appreciate what they did with those characters visually. I️ did like how strong they were portrayed in the storyline though. However, I️ don’t buy that Superman is more powerful than Wonder Woman.

I️ like that they set up Diana as the team leader for the future and hinted that Bruce was too old to keep doing the hero thing. I️ hope he retires. I️ think Batman works better in his own dark world. He doesn’t work with the others who are more light hearted.

Anyways, I️ can’t wait for more. This movie made me hopeful for the future.

[adventuresinvideoland]

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[grey-foxes]

Wait, how does this work with Batflack? The man is Gen X at best

It’s fucking me up a little bit to think that if DC keeps their whole ‘floating timeline + no one ever ages’ thing up (and of course they will) then very soon Bruce Wayne is going to be a millennial 

And I don’t know if I can cope with that

[screamting]

hi!! hi everyone!! i just saw my dead brother’s name two days in a row and each time I froze up for like half a second and i wasn’t even in a bad state of mind at the time it happened!!

i can’t imagine what I’d do if i was in a way big ol heightened state of mind, already teetering really badly, and then had that name put in front of me in a very bad context!!

what i’m getting at here is Fuck What Anyone Says, The Martha Scene Is Good.

[benterdik]

Knightmare Batman. 18"x24", three colour print. #whowillwin #batman #superman #batmanbegins #batmanvsuperman #bvs #dccomics #dc #movie #illustrator #illustration #print #draw #drawing #screenprint #art #artist #poster #batflack #arkham #arkhamknight #darkknight #knight #joker #riddler #robin #wonderwoman #lexluthor

[funpicksposts]

Batfleck Was His Best in Gigli

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[tastefullyoffensive]

The obvious choice for Robin. [context/via]

[screamting]

ANYWAY i think skull and I did a GREAT JOB accidentally writing what Battinson meeting Batflack would be like except it was the 80s gays meeting batfleck. The result is the same and that result is trying to kill your double. Yes you know it's just you from another timeline, but consider: fuck you??

[adventuresinvideoland]

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